NEVER Play Competitive Salmon Run.

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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2025

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  • @fyrus
    @fyrus 2 года назад +1888

    Now how in the hell did y’all get a 66 egg round 😭

    • @13_cmi
      @13_cmi 2 года назад +170

      Here’s a tip. Lure bosses to the basket if you can and do not kill them right by the shoreline where the eggs are hard to reach. In high tide you just need to kill everything and throw them into the basket I don’t even know the strategy much.

    • @13_cmi
      @13_cmi 2 года назад +49

      Learn the strategy and go be a good teammate.

    • @Nightf200
      @Nightf200 2 года назад +12

      Where is I hate Splatoon 3

    • @Doceli-dg3cn
      @Doceli-dg3cn 2 года назад +10

      Hehe in FL I often hit over 50

    • @zeruin
      @zeruin 2 года назад +5

      get good lmao

  • @zolrick_7
    @zolrick_7 2 года назад +382

    2:31 "We are gonna destroy the other team!"
    *cuts to Etce screaming for his life*

    • @lucapegger
      @lucapegger 2 года назад +17

      he just like me fr

  • @xeras6101
    @xeras6101 2 года назад +1375

    This is what funded Mr Grizz's space mission

  • @kong4909
    @kong4909 2 года назад +895

    BABE WAKE UP JAYMOJI JUST POSTED

  • @TootiFry
    @TootiFry 2 года назад +603

    Jay just really wants Hacker and Fyrus against him every time💀

  • @Database1990
    @Database1990 2 года назад +29

    2:39 Weirdest battle cry I've ever heard. "I'M AN E-LITER!?"

  • @hankyhall
    @hankyhall 2 года назад +556

    Honestly they should make some kind of competitive salmon run an official mode. This would encourage people to get loads of eggs if the winning team gets a lot of bonuses or something.

    • @Kitten_Me1023
      @Kitten_Me1023 2 года назад +58

      anways, you ready for BIG RUN. Oh thats gonna get a lot of good players in Salmon Run

    • @mayanightstar
      @mayanightstar 2 года назад

      yes please!

    • @coltonshortell8075
      @coltonshortell8075 2 года назад +6

      @@Kitten_Me1023 and a lot of bad ones.

    • @alexvasquez7047
      @alexvasquez7047 2 года назад +2

      it might work if the maps were at low tide and there were two baskets open.

    • @cowboycreek
      @cowboycreek 2 года назад

      @@Kitten_Me1023 when is that????

  • @Skelephone69
    @Skelephone69 2 года назад +149

    Hearing the frantic “IM AN E-LITER!” scream is what I live for

  • @galaxieleaf5932
    @galaxieleaf5932 2 года назад +291

    It blows my mind how you guys can get almost 50 eggs a wave meanwhile when I play casually, my team can barely reach the quota after every wave

    • @trickygamer555
      @trickygamer555 2 года назад +38

      I mean I've seen enough waves where we get about twice the quota because the wave simply didn't throw any real punches, but sometimes the quota is an issue. Especially if there are 2 flyfish, 3 stringers, 2 drizzlers and a big shot alive. That's a lot of pressure and a lot of golden eggs that haven't been collected yet.

    • @theeditorofalltime
      @theeditorofalltime 2 года назад +2

      ikr 💀

    • @meta9492
      @meta9492 2 года назад +4

      Ive gotten 75 eggs on high tide mothership on gone fission hydroplant, (eggsecutive 500 ish im pretty sure)

    • @theeditorofalltime
      @theeditorofalltime 2 года назад +4

      @@meta9492 wow ggs man

    • @clauxzaga
      @clauxzaga 2 года назад

      lmao so true

  • @tomodaphne
    @tomodaphne 2 года назад +50

    Fyrus: There’s no Grillers.
    Hacker: Not you.
    Etce: (dying Etce noises)

  • @Maxler5795
    @Maxler5795 2 года назад +233

    damn. now i want to do a salmon run tournament with my friends who have splatoon 3.
    all 1 of them.
    jokes aside a salmon run tournament sounds spectacular

    • @galaxieleaf5932
      @galaxieleaf5932 2 года назад +15

      At least you have friends who play Splatoon 3

    • @Maxler5795
      @Maxler5795 2 года назад +16

      @@galaxieleaf5932 actually, i dont. I have friends who _own_ splatoon 3 and dont want to play it.
      Thats worse.

    • @galaxieleaf5932
      @galaxieleaf5932 2 года назад +16

      @@Maxler5795 That's just plain sad.

    • @pibi_333
      @pibi_333 2 года назад +7

      the discord server is a great place to look for peeps, just of course make sure you're being internet safe

    • @Maxler5795
      @Maxler5795 2 года назад

      @@pibi_333 please give me a link

  • @chalkwarrior5542
    @chalkwarrior5542 2 года назад +105

    etce's fire alarm going off in the middle of it all for some reason made me laugh harder than it should've. hope everything turned out okay though

    • @ebentaylor
      @ebentaylor 2 года назад +13

      I was expecting him to start eating dinner in the middle of it tbh

    • @lemon66111
      @lemon66111 2 года назад +5

      @@ebentaylor "this is fine"
      you should watch the old octoboy splatoon shenanigans from like 2018-2019 if u haven't alr
      i didn't know they could make a game with squids insanely funny but yeah, has a lot of people from these vids

    • @ebentaylor
      @ebentaylor 2 года назад +5

      @@lemon66111 oh yeah I've been following this general splatuber group since 2017 or so, those videos are really fun :^)

  • @TheBaxes
    @TheBaxes 2 года назад +43

    Splatoon 3 story spoilers:
    Imagine getting the statue that was thrown out when Mr. Grizz fucking died as an award

    • @fIeeIrepeaI
      @fIeeIrepeaI 2 года назад +4

      pretty sure hes still alive, probably in space judging by the credits

    • @Snowleaper
      @Snowleaper 2 года назад +1

      vintage

    • @nexiist
      @nexiist 2 года назад +3

      @@fIeeIrepeaI it’d be so sad if he landed back on earth for a second time 😭

  • @Finxaroo
    @Finxaroo 2 года назад +14

    Bravo Team: Focusing
    Alpha Team: Omg is that a mango over there

  • @RachelthePotato
    @RachelthePotato 2 года назад +20

    Leave it up to failboat to give the other team psychological damage, and then immediately talk about mary poppins

  • @michaelbarrington2806
    @michaelbarrington2806 2 года назад +17

    With the new ability to save scenarios to play in private matches, the concept of competative salmon run might be more possible. You can make sure the teams are running the same maps with the same modes and boss spawns.

  • @avocadoast
    @avocadoast 2 года назад +38

    Mellana’s innocent “oh everybody’s dead. Yayyyy” :”)
    Also Jay content 🤝🏼 spectacularly hilarious

  • @QueenLethargy
    @QueenLethargy 2 года назад +27

    I KNEW THAT GRIZZCO STATUE WAS FAMILIAR I WISHLISTED IT ON ETSY A FEW WEEKS AFTER THE GAME CAME OUT!

    • @epicghazt
      @epicghazt 2 года назад +5

      Same I've bought pins from them before and i was like WAIT I KNOW WHO THAT IS

    • @Reddception
      @Reddception Год назад

      love ur pfp

  • @xer0theher0
    @xer0theher0 2 года назад +11

    2:35
    Pov:they wiped your team. And you're the backline

    • @Tabby_PW
      @Tabby_PW 2 года назад +1

      That sounds like every day of my life in Anarchy. lol

  • @stefanspelt3578
    @stefanspelt3578 2 года назад +1

    3:03 When you said "mangos", it reminded me of the "My main goal is to blow up" meme. Because the way how that guy says: "main goal" sounds like "mango".
    So every time i hear the word "mango", in my head
    i go: "Mah *mango* is to blow up!

  • @bigmight2358
    @bigmight2358 2 года назад +91

    I just decided to look at the comments real quick and everybody is so nice here! Jaymoji fan base is best on youtube 💜

    • @Xclemyy
      @Xclemyy 2 года назад +2

      very true!!

  • @ggman.
    @ggman. 2 года назад +13

    6:18 that scrapper really just drifted

  • @ElizabethOfani
    @ElizabethOfani 18 дней назад +1

    4:05 - YOU KNOW WHAT I'M RUNNING INTO THE OCEAN
    - Okay I'll follow you

  • @vampirayy
    @vampirayy 2 года назад +1

    "fryus why are you dead" 12:02

  • @GhostKitten69
    @GhostKitten69 2 года назад +2

    11:10 "the money kind, and-" she just gets cut off 🤣

  • @Side_N0te
    @Side_N0te 2 года назад +18

    If you do it again you can have the reward be the post-story-mode Grizzco statue.

  • @mikey_m114
    @mikey_m114 2 года назад +12

    WAIT I REMEMBER WATCHING FAILBOAT’S STREAM OF THIS IT WAS SO FUNNY LMAOOOO

  • @Thewaterspirit57
    @Thewaterspirit57 2 года назад +6

    They should have this as a option for salmon run itself. You get 8 people to compete in getting eggs, but of course they’re in separate servers so there aren’t *8 players in a salmon run* the totals are counted up, and you get more if your team wins, while the losing team just gets half the multiplier for their score.

    • @AmericanDivaa
      @AmericanDivaa Год назад +1

      8 man Salmon Run sounds both incredibly chaotic but also very fun… 😆

  • @13_cmi
    @13_cmi 2 года назад +11

    New salmon run colors are beautiful. It would suck if a bunch of fish game and smeared their sweat all over these amazing works of art.

  • @PKSparkxxDH
    @PKSparkxxDH 2 года назад +5

    Why is this intro so badass, wtf

  • @extramangos2578
    @extramangos2578 2 года назад +1

    3:02
    Jamymoji is a proud member of the Mango Gang

  • @Aki_OoO
    @Aki_OoO 2 года назад +2

    “I HAVE A E-LITER” lol I can feel that during glowflies

  • @victoriaabramova7778
    @victoriaabramova7778 2 года назад +4

    NO WAIT THIS IS ACTUALLY WILD I ORDERED A MINI VERSION OF THAT SAME GRIZZCO STATUE TODAY?

  • @svogel6459
    @svogel6459 2 года назад +3

    I felt that panicked I aM aN E-LiTer screech

  • @SpiderWithTime
    @SpiderWithTime 2 года назад +6

    LMAO WHEN SOMEONES FIRE ALARM WENT OFF 💀

  • @Ansel_G
    @Ansel_G 2 года назад +2

    10:20 haha

  • @howyoudoingqwq5340
    @howyoudoingqwq5340 2 года назад +8

    It’s really nice hearing Etce scream again 😂👌

  • @da_pwo
    @da_pwo 2 года назад +22

    Grizz will be proud

  • @StarbitO
    @StarbitO 2 года назад +8

    I have an insane Salmon Run addiction

  • @MysRyuza
    @MysRyuza 2 года назад +10

    Imagine Salmonfest of Runfest being canon

  • @RandomThingsInc.
    @RandomThingsInc. 2 года назад +14

    Hi Jay Moji how’s your day been love your channel good to see you’re still posting I haven’t watched you in a while but once again your content is just amazing

  • @Benlivesagin
    @Benlivesagin 2 года назад +2

    The new salmon run seed system would make this a fun and closer competition.

  • @neontoxin4314
    @neontoxin4314 2 года назад +6

    now i wanna know how much the loosing team got

  • @elainad6728
    @elainad6728 Год назад +1

    0:03
    Collect as many eggs as possible?!
    *Like overfishing* cool vid!

  • @EliasCastillejaKS
    @EliasCastillejaKS Год назад +1

    You got to bring the overfishing squad to this

  • @kizunagatari
    @kizunagatari 2 года назад +6

    nobody tell them about overfishing 😂

  • @gootuber546
    @gootuber546 2 года назад

    6:15 when i heard the reefslider i thought there would be a car speeding sound effect because i have been watching octoboy lately

  • @rebekahkuschmider6402
    @rebekahkuschmider6402 2 года назад +4

    THIS NEEDS MORE LIKES
    (This is my 100% unbiased opinion)

  • @nathanattias7549
    @nathanattias7549 2 года назад +2

    What did they do if there was a cohozuna. In my mind the threw to get into another game faster bc they dont give any eggs

  • @nuggle_time
    @nuggle_time 2 года назад +2

    The idea for this was so cool for no reason

  • @MrCalCal87
    @MrCalCal87 7 месяцев назад

    Etce is hilarious. I love how he says things.
    "And the fire alarm's going off there's all kinds of stuff happening."
    "GET IT! MAKE IT DIE!"
    "CONNECTION IS UNSTABLE!"

  • @newt5111
    @newt5111 2 года назад +6

    where did you get those grizzco statues from i need to know this information NOW 😃

  • @buhonogami6535
    @buhonogami6535 2 года назад +2

    imagine a tournament where the main objective is the mass genocide of salmon that only defend their territory, I love Splatoon

  • @Lemonade-Tree
    @Lemonade-Tree Год назад

    “We’re gonna destroy the other team!”
    *Incoherent screaming*
    Salmonoids: “nah we got you”

  • @phantonormia3790
    @phantonormia3790 2 года назад +2

    GrizzCo Overtime: Am I a joke to you?

  • @mcdonathan2235
    @mcdonathan2235 2 года назад +1

    2:10 THE WALL BY PINK FLOYD!!!

  • @NowiGreen
    @NowiGreen 2 года назад +1

    Yeah Alpha got so many free rounds of Mud mouth and mother's ship, meanwhile bravo got Glowflies.

  • @hollow3656
    @hollow3656 2 года назад +1

    Y'know, i thought I was the only one who realized my chances of winning Glowflies HighTide were slim to none.
    Glad that Bravo thought that too.
    And after this, I'll pick up some more golden eggs in Salmon Run myself, probably.

  • @probablymiku
    @probablymiku 2 года назад +3

    that grizz statue is awesome

  • @bradyharper38
    @bradyharper38 2 года назад

    2:39 “I HAVE AN E-LITER!”

  • @chips627
    @chips627 2 года назад +4

    Link to mr Grizz radio?
    It’s really cool, and would be a great addition to my collection of Nintendo stuff

  • @Finxaroo
    @Finxaroo Год назад

    I love how Etce is just "AHHHHHHHHHH" everytime he's on the screen

  • @doglover5591
    @doglover5591 Год назад

    Team Bravo: * has a NPC yelling AAAAAHH but the a's are spaced, a guy who's asking when to use his special and is in ultimate confusion, and a man screaming for his life *
    Team Alpha: * is learning the way of guac. *

  • @kyu6594
    @kyu6594 2 года назад +1

    I loved this, your friends are hilarious! I’d love to see more 😭💕

  • @VeryNormiee
    @VeryNormiee 2 года назад +2

    It's people like you guys that got Mr Grizz to space.

  • @kirrb-dot-exe
    @kirrb-dot-exe 2 года назад +5

    H-how did failboat not know that mangos are cut in cubes?

  • @gamergurl2270
    @gamergurl2270 2 года назад +1

    Mr Grizz rolling around in his pile of gold eggs after this

  • @Eth4n.under.the.st4rs
    @Eth4n.under.the.st4rs 11 месяцев назад

    11:17 The money kind and the- 😭😭

  • @signinforthebestexperience4837
    @signinforthebestexperience4837 2 года назад +2

    Vulpixie? Ya want the butt?
    WADDAYA MEAN?!!!

  • @nelsonlopez9559
    @nelsonlopez9559 2 года назад +1

    *Salmon Run Overfishing in a Nutshell*

  • @jakefromaflac
    @jakefromaflac Год назад +1

    Jay and Failboat are such an entertaining duo😂

  • @Xclemyy
    @Xclemyy 2 года назад +2

    our king has posted🙏🙏

  • @dockingwater1713
    @dockingwater1713 2 года назад

    11:16 "The money kind and-" And what kind, Hacker?

  • @Psiodyneee
    @Psiodyneee 2 года назад +5

    Bravo is gonna win, I'm calling it rn

  • @Itsjfell
    @Itsjfell 2 года назад

    Love the videos bro, your editing and gameplay skills are top notch

  • @gaiaaoi1005
    @gaiaaoi1005 2 года назад +1

    The panic screams of Eliters😂

  • @LumeanTV
    @LumeanTV 2 года назад +1

    The way I was thinking about if anyone had an actual competitive type of event for Salmon Run, but on a community level... 👁‍🗨

  • @ThatRender
    @ThatRender 2 года назад +29

    DUDE YOU FORGOT TO SHOW US THE FINAL SCORE!!!
    What did Bravo team end up with!?

  • @seventea-limes2587
    @seventea-limes2587 2 года назад +2

    I NEED THAT GRIZZCO STATUE!!!! I NEED IT IN MY LIFE

  • @corvidmancer
    @corvidmancer 2 года назад +1

    this is just what i needed

  • @LucaGamingYT
    @LucaGamingYT 2 года назад +1

    Me:bored*
    Jay:uploads*
    Me: 😳

  • @jurekantoine
    @jurekantoine 2 года назад +2

    This video was sponsored by Grizzco

  • @wy_att
    @wy_att 2 года назад +2

    YESS

  • @StrawberryFrog-y9p
    @StrawberryFrog-y9p 2 года назад +3

    OMG😳DID JayMoji host and early big run!? 😱THIS IS BASICALLY IT OMG!!!!!!!!

  • @LyricalWhispersHeard
    @LyricalWhispersHeard 2 года назад +1

    Jaymoji knows where I live and is forcing me to comment on every new video

  • @Tariyaki8606
    @Tariyaki8606 2 года назад +1

    66 eggs is like the average total of all sr rounds together

  • @octobluetmby
    @octobluetmby 2 года назад +2

    Time to salmon on your run

  • @xjfsjgsjgd
    @xjfsjgsjgd 2 года назад +1

    I am waiting for table turf one to drop when online is finally here

  • @SplatyATL
    @SplatyATL 2 года назад +2

    that’s cool

  • @user-em4bi5bk6k
    @user-em4bi5bk6k 2 года назад +2

    I LOVE SALMON RUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @DaDoc540
    @DaDoc540 2 года назад +10

    Next time, invite Brian (NED, formerly of Team Olive) and his gang of overfishers Marty (マー), Ganji (ガンジー), Reyko, Vallu, and Leia. Your teams will really be raking in the Golden Eggs!

  • @Atomic_Oven
    @Atomic_Oven Год назад +1

    oh come on why wasnt i invited
    I wouldve gotten yall 1 egg per round smh

  • @Xstep7878
    @Xstep7878 2 года назад +1

    One time I got a 103 egg round I ended up getting 164 eggs in total

  • @mrgumbwit5307
    @mrgumbwit5307 2 года назад

    The sounds Etce makes 💀:
    0:49

  • @beaudiddle9786
    @beaudiddle9786 2 года назад +1

    At one point the alpha team got 420 points noice

  • @yourlocalbiscuitN
    @yourlocalbiscuitN 2 года назад

    Hey jaymoji, thanks for posting this. Salmon run Made me lose my mind. My teammates just don’t know what to do, it’s crazy

  • @404_creativity_not_found
    @404_creativity_not_found 2 года назад +1

    watching jay refuse to use his specials hurt.

  • @BluVapour
    @BluVapour 2 года назад +1

    Throw the eggs into the water, it could be funny

  • @aspenbarrentine5251
    @aspenbarrentine5251 2 года назад

    So I was watching your videos jay as I’m on a road trip and we just got to the city we are in and we passed a Wawa and I couldn’t stop laughing🤣

  • @gabbyy__
    @gabbyy__ 2 года назад

    2:25 I never seen so much eggs in one wave. The highest I have seen in the waves I play is 30 or so.

    • @trickygamer555
      @trickygamer555 2 года назад +1

      Highest I've seen was like 50, some of the event waves are really pathetic, like mothership goldie and mudmouths

    • @gabbyy__
      @gabbyy__ 2 года назад

      @@trickygamer555 The only event wave that is good egg wise is the tornado tbh

    • @trickygamer555
      @trickygamer555 2 года назад +1

      @@gabbyy__ Dynamo roller against goldies. Just get goldie to go near the basket 2 times and you've already met quota. Imagine how much stonks you can get if you get more lucky than that and have it go by the basket every single time.