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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @kavovathiun84
    @kavovathiun84 2 года назад +8346

    That was the definition of "its not businesses, this is personal"

  • @TimeNVoid
    @TimeNVoid 2 года назад +25330

    "That's right, Teddy" has the same energy as "It was me, Barry"

    • @noelramirez1551
      @noelramirez1551 2 года назад +324

      Lol bro was thinking the same thing

    • @babyfood9537
      @babyfood9537 2 года назад +85

      Lmfaooo

    • @PapaCopperpot
      @PapaCopperpot 2 года назад +235

      True antagonist energy, I aspire to channel this at all times

    • @Hundido350
      @Hundido350 2 года назад +35

      It’s too good🤣

    • @YourACun..t
      @YourACun..t 2 года назад +16

      I felt it to lmao

  • @twiceremoved7339
    @twiceremoved7339 2 года назад +299264

    Teddy: *puts effort into a joke*
    CO: "Your existence is a joke."

    • @dzvinet9559
      @dzvinet9559 2 года назад +2147

      W comment

    • @kafkaesk3449
      @kafkaesk3449 2 года назад +2610

      He gets what he deserves

    • @shahid55s52
      @shahid55s52 2 года назад +26

      Damn i finally understand the meaning of your existence is a joke 💀💀💀

    • @Walkwitdatstick
      @Walkwitdatstick 2 года назад +960

      @@kafkaesk3449 bro. He went too far with the joke fr.

    • @Seeks__
      @Seeks__ 2 года назад +2882

      @@Walkwitdatstick Not at all. If you cant handle the heat, get out of the kitchen.

  • @cosmico1113
    @cosmico1113 Год назад +14504

    Teddy's joke was a grenade, Co's comeback was a tactical nuke 💀

    • @gooberpea2524
      @gooberpea2524 Год назад +76

      INCOMING

    • @Kakarunami14
      @Kakarunami14 10 месяцев назад +46

      GET IN THE BUNKERS, GET IN THE BUNKERS!

    • @shahidalikhan8619
      @shahidalikhan8619 7 месяцев назад +10

      A f**king C4 😅😅

    • @marcobasa8205
      @marcobasa8205 6 месяцев назад +7

      Stepped into a claymore there teddy 💀

    • @lxperron610
      @lxperron610 5 месяцев назад +5

      That was a strategic minute man launched nuclear strike.

  • @blank_toxic1285
    @blank_toxic1285 2 года назад +12704

    Teddy’s joke and the CO’s joke is like the difference between a Nerf fight and the civil war.

    • @94rodneyable
      @94rodneyable 2 года назад +7

      😲😲

    • @downinohio5443
      @downinohio5443 2 года назад +72

      it's like a comparison between hitler and a stranger

    • @MarkSmith-vv5zi
      @MarkSmith-vv5zi 2 года назад +27

      nerf battle = civil war
      or at least it did in all of our minds when we were like 8 😂😂😂

    • @sigildomaier989
      @sigildomaier989 2 года назад +4

      @@downinohio5443 what if the stranger is someone who killed thousands of people with one decision

    • @ulquiorracifer9205
      @ulquiorracifer9205 2 года назад +5

      what the co said wasn't even a joke tho

  • @daveyjoseph6058
    @daveyjoseph6058 2 года назад +6345

    The way he smiled after teddys joke gave me chills

    • @josephmartinez779
      @josephmartinez779 2 года назад +65

      what about the laugh he did after teddy snaps? double chills

    • @TemporaryName98
      @TemporaryName98 2 года назад +18

      He thought it was funny…..obviously. Why else would he smile 😅🤣

    • @josephmartinez779
      @josephmartinez779 2 года назад +4

      @@TemporaryName98 i dont know maybe because he's acting

    • @mothfard0
      @mothfard0 2 года назад +14

      bro 3 Josephs in this comment section ☠️

    • @TemporaryName98
      @TemporaryName98 2 года назад +5

      @@mothfard0 ya GOTdamn right 🙂

  • @duxcky5153
    @duxcky5153 2 года назад +14933

    Teddy: *trying to roast the co
    Co: “You’re a victim”

  • @um.pa.s.s.a.3043
    @um.pa.s.s.a.3043 Год назад +573

    Bellick was always one of my favorite characters, always standing up for himself, tough, and had perfect timing with his quick and witty jokes.

  • @guidomista9565
    @guidomista9565 2 года назад +23469

    Man skipped the jugular and went for the soul

    • @being2real943
      @being2real943 2 года назад +144

      This man playing dirty how you read my files through bruh

    • @coldwater5814
      @coldwater5814 2 года назад +18

      😂😂😂

    • @09superdude
      @09superdude 2 года назад +47

      @@being2real943 The whole facility probably read his file and had a laugh especially when you get friends with the records clerk

    • @bw4life704
      @bw4life704 2 года назад

      THIS IS TRASH MY CONTENT IS BETTER!!!!!

    • @godd3387
      @godd3387 2 года назад +7

      The soul controller

  • @muhammadasimsyed1494
    @muhammadasimsyed1494 Год назад +12767

    Teddy’s joke was a gunshot.
    CO’s joke was a literal drone strike

    • @joshj3837
      @joshj3837 Год назад +17

      Nice avatar lol

    • @EYCualquiera
      @EYCualquiera Год назад +1

      trash avatar lol

    • @Leraqu
      @Leraqu Год назад +71

      CO's joke hit harder than a little cute bomb in nagasaki in 1945

    • @muhammadasimsyed1494
      @muhammadasimsyed1494 Год назад +34

      @@Leraqu Legend says the Japanese saw more than one sun that day

    • @Leraqu
      @Leraqu Год назад +12

      @@muhammadasimsyed1494 Me and the boys watching the sunrise at 1:30AM

  • @travisshow308
    @travisshow308 2 года назад +54746

    One cracked a joke, the other cracked the soul

    • @jokija07
      @jokija07 2 года назад +709

      and then teddy cracked the gate 😂

    • @iiiqblivi0niii448
      @iiiqblivi0niii448 2 года назад +80

      @@jokija07 ùnder rated comment fr you deserv more likes

    • @masterloard
      @masterloard 2 года назад +41

      The other also cracked PREA laws (privacy laws similar to HIPAA laws)

    • @tejay9416
      @tejay9416 2 года назад +25

      The way he laughed when he started freaking,big W 😂😂

    • @Cow29389
      @Cow29389 2 года назад

      @@jokija07 then his head will also be cracked

  • @scp-682atanti-ql-paneu6
    @scp-682atanti-ql-paneu6 Год назад +13417

    Teddy:a mailman does a better job that u
    Co:ur birth certificate was an apology letter

  • @diyaroso3806
    @diyaroso3806 2 года назад +8061

    Can we just appreciate how both of them perfected their roles 👍

  • @otto8770
    @otto8770 2 года назад +8946

    Teddy: “You make less than a mailman!”
    CO: *doxxes him*

    • @jovi6077
      @jovi6077 2 года назад +196

      Average twitter user be like:

    • @deboking9
      @deboking9 2 года назад +68

      “And I took that personally”

    • @Syydontmiss
      @Syydontmiss 2 года назад +10

      💀💀💀

    • @mp5thegun
      @mp5thegun 2 года назад +3

      Unfunny

    • @tabkg5802
      @tabkg5802 2 года назад +84

      "Good joke, but unfortunately 173.44.321.0"

  • @benjamincesar8880
    @benjamincesar8880 2 года назад +8296

    Inmate whose in for killing 50+ people:
    “Damn, that’s f”$@ed up”

    • @Infamouspolo
      @Infamouspolo 2 года назад +311

      Lol they all got quiet asl

    • @JustRisq
      @JustRisq 2 года назад +152

      @Soumya Acharya its a series called Prison Break. one of the best series

    • @اينعم-م9غ
      @اينعم-م9غ 2 года назад +6

      @redacted.

    • @Havok999
      @Havok999 2 года назад +99

      @redacted yeah murder is a tad worse lol

    • @MrZzdannyzz
      @MrZzdannyzz 2 года назад +6

      Not as bad as just being a cop eww

  • @pfcparts7728
    @pfcparts7728 Год назад +1428

    -You make less than a fucking mailman
    -Your family tree looks like a family cobweb

    • @squattinggopnik3334
      @squattinggopnik3334 4 месяца назад

      Damn that’s good, ima use that

    • @capmeliodas120
      @capmeliodas120 4 месяца назад

      Ditto

    • @32Inchtallchicken
      @32Inchtallchicken 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@squattinggopnik3334cause you ain't original

    • @Jdabomb93
      @Jdabomb93 2 месяца назад

      @@32Inchtallchicken not everyone’s a genius lol

    • @imsofate3432
      @imsofate3432 2 месяца назад

      @@Jdabomb93so then gain knowledge

  • @chylkie5796
    @chylkie5796 2 года назад +21189

    “The worst she can say is no”
    Her answer:

  • @chriswhite3692
    @chriswhite3692 2 года назад +13490

    Teddy:"You get shorted cash each paycheck"
    CO: "You get shorted a chromosome each division."

  • @cheftonhall6976
    @cheftonhall6976 2 года назад +6053

    "That was no roast battle. It was a mental/psychological warfare"

  • @maahitomatsumoto1708
    @maahitomatsumoto1708 Год назад +53

    Bellick was underrated this whole series. He is one of the most badass character in prison break.

    • @God42o
      @God42o 4 месяца назад +2

      badass?
      You probably don’t know what BADASS means or you don’t know Bellick. Bellick was just scared little guy who acted to be furious and he actually got a good heart which he tried very hardly not to show.

    • @Ahnecdote
      @Ahnecdote 3 месяца назад +1

      @@God42ou right but at the same time its not like you can just be showing all your emptioms as a prison guard lol they will eat you alive if you dont act and look tought 🤷🏻‍♂️ and even the Warden woulda kicked Bellicks ass ASAP if he was just showing smiles and cracking jokes with every prisoner

    • @God42o
      @God42o 3 месяца назад

      @@Ahnecdote of course, He needed that. But after Fox River we saw the real Bellick and actually he was just fine. we saw then how he was a little boy with his grandmother lol.

    • @Ahnecdote
      @Ahnecdote 3 месяца назад

      @@God42o facts 😂😂💯🔥

    • @fightcinema3917
      @fightcinema3917 2 месяца назад

      @@God42o you don't know what badass is urself and you never watched the show

  • @aaron9777
    @aaron9777 2 года назад +87086

    When the roast session becomes a house fire

    • @rismaya2310
      @rismaya2310 2 года назад +157

      I’m the 999 person to like this I only did for JuiceWrld999 RIP KING JUICE💙

    • @justkai9997
      @justkai9997 2 года назад +146

      @@rismaya2310 huh

    • @lilreaper2132
      @lilreaper2132 2 года назад +391

      @@rismaya2310 schizophrenia

    • @stevefrench9036
      @stevefrench9036 2 года назад

      Ur welcome for the likes bitch

    • @THEDR0NEZ0NE
      @THEDR0NEZ0NE 2 года назад

      "This b*tch needs a little more gas!"

  • @nathanielrupa3624
    @nathanielrupa3624 2 года назад +2936

    "I'm about to end this man's criminal career"

    • @SABSCORPION
      @SABSCORPION 2 года назад +17

      I'm about to start This mans criminal career

    • @brownsuga6123
      @brownsuga6123 2 года назад +2

      What movie is this from???

    • @updownjc9224
      @updownjc9224 2 года назад +4

      @@brownsuga6123 thats what im saying this look like a good as movie

    • @alexandermurphy5373
      @alexandermurphy5373 2 года назад +3

      @@brownsuga6123 “prison break and it’s not a movie buddy”

    • @Valhalla2
      @Valhalla2 2 года назад +2

      Mate mans just started a villain origin story

  • @The_Breadman
    @The_Breadman Год назад +4807

    "That's right, Teddy. I read your pysch records."
    Brought me Reverse Flash vibes

    • @toazethegecko
      @toazethegecko Год назад +148

      "It was me Barry"

    • @Maligale.
      @Maligale. Год назад +104

      @@toazethegecko “I read your psych records at supersonic speed!”

    • @christopherdavis1860
      @christopherdavis1860 Год назад +41

      @@toazethegecko “It was me, Teddy.”

    • @Godisazilla
      @Godisazilla Год назад

      IT WAS ME TEDDY, I CONVINCED YOUR DAD TO MAKE YOU A SONNEPHEW

    • @The_Breadman
      @The_Breadman Год назад +4

      @@Maligale. lmao 🤣

  • @danishplays3240
    @danishplays3240 Год назад +478

    The "that's riiggghht teddy" is creepy af

  • @paull1248
    @paull1248 2 года назад +33906

    "That's why yo shoes raggedy"
    "That's why yo mama dead....DEAD as hell"

    • @blackknight3239
      @blackknight3239 2 года назад +958

      "That why yo grandmama ain't got no knees" Lol🤣

    • @bordesleysteven8255
      @bordesleysteven8255 2 года назад +771

      “What shoes she got on inn her grave”😭

    • @finnianbirns2676
      @finnianbirns2676 2 года назад +172

      @@bordesleysteven8255 “ oh wait, that’s a my mama” 😢😭😭

    • @randyjones2184
      @randyjones2184 2 года назад

      @@bordesleysteven8255 can’t even pray to Jesus bitch 😂💀

    • @edzzila103
      @edzzila103 2 года назад +174

      "She can't pray to Jesus"

  • @CrazyFella230
    @CrazyFella230 2 года назад +22045

    Teddy: Your salary is a joke
    CO: Your birth is a joke...

    • @aperson9569
      @aperson9569 2 года назад +41

      literally lol

    • @CrazyFella230
      @CrazyFella230 2 года назад +12

      @@cgplays9 They called him C.O

    • @markellhubbard06
      @markellhubbard06 2 года назад +3

      More like destiny

    • @staysolidshades254
      @staysolidshades254 2 года назад +15

      Romans 10:9 because, if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.
      d

    • @CrazyFella230
      @CrazyFella230 2 года назад +2

      @@staysolidshades254 Amen

  • @goose1609
    @goose1609 2 года назад +12989

    teddy: *tries to make a well thought-out joke*
    CO guy: your mom is your auntie.

    • @wrverdy1711
      @wrverdy1711 Год назад +38

      does anyone know what song on this vidio is?

    • @goose1609
      @goose1609 Год назад +20

      @@wrverdy1711 i have no idea 💀

    • @MidMan98
      @MidMan98 Год назад +32

      @@wrverdy1711 ka$tro in essence slowed n reverb

    • @jedidiahjoseph7122
      @jedidiahjoseph7122 Год назад

      69 so i wint like

    • @rohanmaneyg397
      @rohanmaneyg397 Год назад

      And she has down syndrome

  • @HeyItsMeSeb
    @HeyItsMeSeb Год назад +445

    Damn you can see pure anger in teddy’s eyes, really great acting

    • @alfredospautzgranemannjuni5864
      @alfredospautzgranemannjuni5864 4 месяца назад +4

      And you can see the evil and the foulness in every word the co’s saying, like he’s enjoying torturing the guy lol perfect

    • @bustycheeks
      @bustycheeks 2 месяца назад

      bruh the acting was mediocre lol facial expressions were not there

  • @BigBoyz33
    @BigBoyz33 2 года назад +5805

    The COs laugh at the end was maniacal 😭

    • @Dashyrre
      @Dashyrre 2 года назад

      Made Teddy cry more than Rei 2 when she exploded

    • @laskamaska4757
      @laskamaska4757 2 года назад +2

      I tought the same thing 💀💀

    • @Frankkishiki
      @Frankkishiki 2 года назад +3

      For real 😂😂💀

    • @hmmuhh123
      @hmmuhh123 2 года назад +1

      Exactly 💯🤣😂🤣😂

    • @olamideodupitan9637
      @olamideodupitan9637 2 года назад

      whats the film called

  • @juneau8784
    @juneau8784 2 года назад +4786

    If that was in my records I woulda kept my mouth shut 💀

    • @BotulinSpikedMarzipan
      @BotulinSpikedMarzipan 2 года назад +11

      Goli Otok moment

    • @imkiii
      @imkiii 2 года назад +127

      Bro fr I would keep my head down 😭😭

    • @chuyang8811
      @chuyang8811 2 года назад +9

      Lmao 🤣

    • @mohsinsyed2472
      @mohsinsyed2472 2 года назад

      @@imkiii So because your parent was a psycho then you should "keep your head down fr 😂 "? that's kinda fucking stupid.

    • @Bb-xp8ym
      @Bb-xp8ym 2 года назад +3

      @@chuyang8811 it isn't funny

  • @didistone8482
    @didistone8482 2 года назад +9806

    ""That's right Teddy" reminded me of Reverse Flash
    "It was me Barry"

    • @thiexony514
      @thiexony514 2 года назад +18

      SAME

    • @David-ek2ro
      @David-ek2ro 2 года назад +10

      what

    • @fate3071
      @fate3071 2 года назад +46

      @@David-ek2ro you either know or you don't

    • @STILL_Collie
      @STILL_Collie 2 года назад +10

      if you know, you know.

    • @saucyisreal
      @saucyisreal 2 года назад

      "i j*cked you off a super speed to make it seem like you c*m from a single touch of a woman" 💀💀

  • @itsbreadbin
    @itsbreadbin 7 месяцев назад +21

    Damn, CO was so offended by Teddy's joke he was out for blood 💀

  • @jjprs3062
    @jjprs3062 2 года назад +4793

    The camera made him look like an actual monster holy hell

    • @Lucas-yu4bu
      @Lucas-yu4bu 2 года назад +259

      Right? That smile as he said he read the psych records was absolutely terrifying, purely inhumane

    • @federicomartinfernandezpan1192
      @federicomartinfernandezpan1192 2 года назад +131

      Plus the voice and the evil laugh. Amazing

    • @blopp6240
      @blopp6240 2 года назад +67

      He really acted his character well

    • @easygrin1127
      @easygrin1127 2 года назад +9

      @@Lucas-yu4bu have never seen the show.. Whats rhe deal with Teddy and this CO?

    • @Deadly_virus
      @Deadly_virus 2 года назад +24

      @@easygrin1127 well, basically beef between a prisoner and a corrupted cop. You gotta watch the show to understand the relationship better

  • @mellosus1632
    @mellosus1632 2 года назад +3233

    "Nothing personal okay?"
    Minutes later:

    • @Evixgma_fax_boom
      @Evixgma_fax_boom 2 года назад

      Why no comments?

    • @brownsuga6123
      @brownsuga6123 2 года назад

      What movie is this from???

    • @beastfaxx433
      @beastfaxx433 2 года назад +1

      It’s never personal with teddy bruh

    • @beastfaxx433
      @beastfaxx433 2 года назад

      @@brownsuga6123 prison break not a movie buddy

    • @scoopypoop
      @scoopypoop 2 года назад +1

      After 20years looking back at it now, Those two were the most talented actors on the show

  • @cesargalindo1258
    @cesargalindo1258 2 года назад +3644

    Teddy:”haha funny joke”
    CO: “that’s why yo mama dead”

    • @banespeace9079
      @banespeace9079 2 года назад

      Dead as hell

    • @cjhampton6163
      @cjhampton6163 2 года назад +36

      "Dats why Yo granny ain't got no knees she can't pray to Jesus "🤣😭😭 only the real remember that video

    • @JoJordy
      @JoJordy 2 года назад +2

      “That’s why yo mama yo aunt”

    • @alex.a337
      @alex.a337 2 года назад

      Mama/aunty

    • @Spideythoughts
      @Spideythoughts 2 года назад

      @@cjhampton6163 what's the video called

  • @Workrategetschingy
    @Workrategetschingy Год назад +170

    The line “9 months later little teddy pops out” had me creasing the anger in t-bags eyes 😂💀

  • @Keigo_88
    @Keigo_88 2 года назад +2329

    "it's just a prank bro"
    The prank:

    • @TheWinnerHighTier
      @TheWinnerHighTier 2 года назад

      The only prank was that he *was* the *mailman* his life was fake

  • @XFe1n
    @XFe1n 2 года назад +8774

    This takes “disgusting creature, get out of my sight” to another level

  • @JimmyPizzaDelivery
    @JimmyPizzaDelivery 2 года назад +11510

    Teddy: Tells a joke
    CO: **tells his life story**
    "Physical Recovery: 0 months
    "Psychological Recovery: 10 years"

  • @RainyGhost190
    @RainyGhost190 6 месяцев назад +78

    Never watched this but the cinematography looks amazing. The way he steps into the dark, shaded area as the lighting changes to make him look more sinister is crazy good attention to detail and it really helps make him look more like an awful person as he starts cooking that guy

    • @sivanandkashyap5893
      @sivanandkashyap5893 5 месяцев назад

      It's a show called Prison break. It's a great series you should watch it.

    • @nevize6660
      @nevize6660 4 месяца назад

      the first season of this show makes a mockery of shows like breaking bad or something like that, it is honestly so good i cant put it into words, after that it isnt anything remarkable but its still good.

    • @BlueElitefromHaloCE
      @BlueElitefromHaloCE 2 месяца назад

      The seasons get progressively worse but Season 1 is a masterpiece. Season 4 is kind of boring but the first 3 are still great

  • @dalefrancis9414
    @dalefrancis9414 2 года назад +4169

    The CO: "I'm going to end his whole existence"

    • @grinchiestgrinch7289
      @grinchiestgrinch7289 2 года назад +4

      Inmate: I'm ready for the electric chair

    • @ZOG_EXTERMINATOR
      @ZOG_EXTERMINATOR 2 года назад

      HIS NAME WAS BELLICK

    • @danielbrealey2924
      @danielbrealey2924 2 года назад +2

      No, you can't do that with words alone. In real life, screws get killed in riots over shit like that... THAT'S ending someone's whole existence

  • @BlazeRBXonYT
    @BlazeRBXonYT Год назад +6962

    Pretty much this scene was just:
    “you want to hear a joke?”
    “you”
    *”and I took that personally”*

    • @InfiniteDimensionalRifts
      @InfiniteDimensionalRifts Год назад +23

      Well, of course, he would take it personally, the joke was about him.

    • @CWS109
      @CWS109 Год назад +2

      ​@@InfiniteDimensionalRifts no he is the joke 🤣

    • @ferhadaliyev748
      @ferhadaliyev748 Год назад

      Maybe someone knows name of the song?

    • @askredditstudios8055
      @askredditstudios8055 Год назад

      Romans 10:9 because, if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved….7

    • @InfiniteDimensionalRifts
      @InfiniteDimensionalRifts Год назад

      @askredditstudios8055 Everybody knows about Jesus Christ. If someone wanted to become Christian or Catholic, they would do the necessary steps themselves. We don't need to be reminded.

  • @ZhyperCR1T
    @ZhyperCR1T 2 года назад +2144

    Teddy: "Your paycheck is a joke 😃"
    CO: "Your birth certificate is a joke👮"

    • @TZM676
      @TZM676 Год назад +45

      His birth certificate was just an apology from the condom factory 🤣🤣🤣

    • @andrewpower8620
      @andrewpower8620 Год назад +7

      Recycled ahhh comment

    • @x.vecchi4378
      @x.vecchi4378 Год назад +5

      ​@@TZM676 💀💀💀

    • @nathanbateman6702
      @nathanbateman6702 Год назад +1

      Yeah and then that cop has a knife stuck in his neck...that's why you should mind your own business

    • @lildogox6798
      @lildogox6798 Год назад

      Used

  • @beaumorton4300
    @beaumorton4300 8 месяцев назад +14

    Teddy in this scene is basically Sean Strickland in a nutshell

  • @gilgamesh9024
    @gilgamesh9024 2 года назад +1521

    That laugh in the end just solidified Teddy's scarred soul.

  • @GlitchedBlox
    @GlitchedBlox 2 года назад +4088

    This is what i imagined prisons in Alabama is like.

  • @bobbydenney845
    @bobbydenney845 2 года назад +1822

    That was a low-blow to Teddy’s existence bro💀💀💀💀

  • @hermanaulie3248
    @hermanaulie3248 7 месяцев назад +12

    Bro, the Music is spot on! 👌

  • @painter757
    @painter757 2 года назад +6821

    “you make little money”
    “yea, but you was born”
    damn😂

  • @Layklenlol
    @Layklenlol 2 года назад +5722

    When I first seen this I wondered how the actors talked about it when they aren't on set and they're just living their normal lives?

    • @kevindaniel7338
      @kevindaniel7338 2 года назад +7

      whats the name of the song

    • @Mannyslickzzz
      @Mannyslickzzz 2 года назад +7

      Here for the music name

    • @doriancanales4050
      @doriancanales4050 2 года назад +6

      @@kevindaniel7338 planet rock- afrika bambaataa

    • @flaws699
      @flaws699 2 года назад +6

      @@Mannyslickzzz Ka$tro- In Essence

    • @flaws699
      @flaws699 2 года назад +2

      @@kevindaniel7338 Ka$tro- In Essence

  • @NOYBZ
    @NOYBZ 2 года назад +3123

    "Teddy I know you ain't laughing, I know you ain't laughing teddy"

  • @truonggiango524
    @truonggiango524 4 месяца назад +53

    this is literally drake vs kendrick

  • @kingdinero4993
    @kingdinero4993 2 года назад +2245

    That devious smile before he preceded to drop absolute heat on this man's entirety

    • @zyeet3243
      @zyeet3243 2 года назад +2

      You know it just got real when they bust out the homosapian-type diss

  • @mrlionman8739
    @mrlionman8739 2 года назад +20263

    What a scene, Teddy going nuts is brilliant hahaha and the smirk from the co at the end just burns him and is so sick and sinister, blokes twisted to expose him like that in front of everyone then again if you give it you gotta take it Teddy lol

    • @jacobbailey9773
      @jacobbailey9773 2 года назад

      That’s not give and take he made a joke about how much money he makes and the co made a joke about his mentally impaired mom being raped by her brother/ his dad

    • @dudeman9639
      @dudeman9639 2 года назад +237

      Teddys mother took it

    • @PedroHenrique-yk2ek
      @PedroHenrique-yk2ek 2 года назад +280

      @@dudeman9639 You mean his aunt LMAOOSDKODOD

    • @jaytheredpanda183
      @jaytheredpanda183 2 года назад +122

      @@PedroHenrique-yk2ek whats the difference?

    • @kenji-h7v
      @kenji-h7v 2 года назад +73

      Sweet home Alabama

  • @ZFighter2100
    @ZFighter2100 2 года назад +2623

    “The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.” -Sun Tzu
    “ Do them dirty in front of they squad” -Rock Lee

    • @inquisitionagent9052
      @inquisitionagent9052 2 года назад +107

      "Your enemy can change from one attack to another. But the best weapon is always a joke on his mother". -Napoleon

    • @kas7289
      @kas7289 2 года назад +7

      I know damn well you don’t have quotes like this memorized, do ya’ll just go searching the web for quotes to comment on these youtube videos?

    • @SoraOfTheDarkness
      @SoraOfTheDarkness 2 года назад +4

      I read that with his voice and shit “ DO THEM DIRTY IN FROM OF THEY SQUAD” *throws thumb up*

    • @ZFighter2100
      @ZFighter2100 2 года назад +1

      I knew it was something like if you know your enemy you’ll never lose but I needed the exact quote the second one I know by heart

    • @otgcheedo
      @otgcheedo 2 года назад +1

      Ain’t no way rock lee said that

  • @lessthanthreemetal
    @lessthanthreemetal 8 месяцев назад +17

    This is the goddamn coldest thing I've ever seen.

  • @DJ_Dat_Dude420
    @DJ_Dat_Dude420 2 года назад +903

    Bro said “you started it so imma finish it” 💀 props

    • @breyno
      @breyno 2 года назад

      623 likes and no comments aight, it’s my time to become famous 😃

    • @elvispickett8792
      @elvispickett8792 2 года назад

      @@breyno Ratio

    • @breyno
      @breyno 2 года назад

      @@elvispickett8792 no

  • @dadude8635
    @dadude8635 2 года назад +7322

    This aint true till its on jeremys show

  • @dragetgame6422
    @dragetgame6422 Год назад +2388

    This is the literal definition of "Don't bring a fist to a gunfight"

    • @Svensk_Sal
      @Svensk_Sal Год назад +31

      Nah he brought a toothbrush to a Western standoff

    • @whitezombie10
      @whitezombie10 Год назад +10

      More like don’t bring stick to a nuclear war

    • @sennaimartelli715
      @sennaimartelli715 3 месяца назад +3

      Like you are gonna leave your fists at home

    • @NightmareMenace
      @NightmareMenace 2 месяца назад

      @@sennaimartelli715😂😂😂

  • @lewis5618
    @lewis5618 Год назад +37

    My boy got humbled real quick💀

  • @SpookCheds
    @SpookCheds Год назад +3172

    When the quiet kid is in a roast battle and they have reverse flash vibes

  • @rovitheobulatao7838
    @rovitheobulatao7838 2 года назад +1026

    "The cop sounds like reverse-flash in the second half of the video"

    • @cia8613
      @cia8613 2 года назад +3

      Holy shit now that think about it he does

    • @kheik432
      @kheik432 2 года назад

      Nope

    • @hypezoneninga
      @hypezoneninga 2 года назад +6

      It was me barry

    • @cia8613
      @cia8613 2 года назад

      @@kheik432 yup

    • @dascreeb5205
      @dascreeb5205 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/FFRi2xsei_o/видео.html

  • @four-twenty4205
    @four-twenty4205 2 года назад +603

    The CO's face when he turns around at the end is hilarious 😂

    • @chitowner3128
      @chitowner3128 2 года назад +17

      Lmao fr tho. That's the look and laugh of a person who finished what someone else started.

    • @whosmikey9941
      @whosmikey9941 2 года назад +6

      Lmao he enjoyed that shit

    • @jamescourts1030
      @jamescourts1030 2 года назад +4

      Absolute gold. I was howling at the joke and the reactions

    • @fredcranford8394
      @fredcranford8394 2 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂 i’ve been making that face for the last 20 minutes😂😂😂😂😂 That’s the funniest part

  • @therecroomkingdom7626
    @therecroomkingdom7626 7 месяцев назад +7

    When The quiet kid Gets Angry💀

  • @EpicCoolGuy21
    @EpicCoolGuy21 2 года назад +981

    When you got a history like that, it’s probably best you don’t try to start shit

    • @MCakafuck1312
      @MCakafuck1312 2 года назад +14

      Right

    • @k0oLwHiP
      @k0oLwHiP 2 года назад +14

      yeah or you can just own it, not let something that you have no control over control you

    • @johnfortres
      @johnfortres 2 года назад +42

      @@k0oLwHiP yeah but its probably not wise to talk trash. Then you're just out for trouble

    • @g0thiicbr4tt
      @g0thiicbr4tt 2 года назад +5

      but it’s not even his fault

    • @GabrielRamos-pj2ug
      @GabrielRamos-pj2ug 2 года назад +10

      @@k0oLwHiP probably right, but that won’t stop everyone else from laughing at you

  • @aaronl2316
    @aaronl2316 2 года назад +647

    I swear that’s my girls reaction whenever I make a comeback at her jokes

    • @st0nrfox564
      @st0nrfox564 2 года назад +15

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 she can side out a joke but can’t take one

    • @k9ily724
      @k9ily724 2 года назад +10

      @@st0nrfox564 Then she be mad you not giving her attention even tho she mad at you😂

    • @saurabhraj2690
      @saurabhraj2690 2 года назад

      I agree bro, she's annoying

    • @lakersrdbest
      @lakersrdbest 2 года назад +8

      @@k9ily724 facts some women are so out of it😐🤣

    • @simbaa-lb2ju
      @simbaa-lb2ju 2 года назад +6

      And at last you still have to apologise in the end of the day. Lol

  • @samuraiquartz231
    @samuraiquartz231 2 года назад +955

    "Bro the joke wasn't that serious"
    Co: and I took that personally

  • @SydeathFx
    @SydeathFx Год назад +183

    Teddy is like that one guy that gets roasted so much after striking first but is now offended and wants blood

    • @four-twenty4205
      @four-twenty4205 Год назад +1

      Scary Movie 2 Hands Vs Legs is a great example of a joke backfiring 🤣 it's one of the funniest scenes I've ever seen

  • @keonefatiaki
    @keonefatiaki 2 года назад +531

    Nah, when he said “retard” everyone went quiet. 😭 he got them wit that little hook 💀

    • @germanher7528
      @germanher7528 2 года назад +16

      Everyone was going "omg, the nerve he said the R word... He is no gentleman at all" 😂🤣

    • @olamideodupitan9637
      @olamideodupitan9637 2 года назад +2

      whats the movie called

    • @Hinokassaudifan1
      @Hinokassaudifan1 Год назад +4

      @@olamideodupitan9637 not movie. Series. Called prison break I think.

    • @olamideodupitan9637
      @olamideodupitan9637 Год назад +1

      @@Hinokassaudifan1 thanks

    • @dripyeager3610
      @dripyeager3610 Год назад

      no it was cuz he mentioned inbred child

  • @ayro0638
    @ayro0638 2 года назад +3137

    "Shouldn't have been talking shit" -Katt Williams
    Edit: Damn over 3k 😳😳

    • @brotherdj777
      @brotherdj777 2 года назад +13

      Please turn your life over to Jesus Christ today, tomorrow may be too late. If you have any comments or questions feel free to ask me.

    • @MajorJakas
      @MajorJakas 2 года назад +1

      @@brotherdj777 Amen

    • @fybdrilltime3166
      @fybdrilltime3166 2 года назад +9

      @@brotherdj777 why should we ?

    • @user-H0000
      @user-H0000 2 года назад +5

      @@brotherdj777 no

    • @Ajaxx92
      @Ajaxx92 2 года назад +5

      Read this in katt voice

  • @YourAveragePersonOnTheStreets
    @YourAveragePersonOnTheStreets 2 года назад +3023

    “Don’t insult others if you can’t take an insult yourself”
    CO straight up burnt him in temperatures hotter than the core of the sun

    • @brownsuga6123
      @brownsuga6123 2 года назад +6

      What movie is this from?????

    • @happyproduction4209
      @happyproduction4209 2 года назад +4

      @@brownsuga6123 prison break, it’s a show

    • @elite6804
      @elite6804 2 года назад +9

      He burnt him harder than the temperature of the heat in the prison (which is the reason the prisoners were rioting against the guards in the first place)

    • @JOHNizSiK
      @JOHNizSiK 2 года назад +2

      @@brownsuga6123 watch season 1&2. Don’t watch anything after. 1&2 are amazing

    • @dripchungus
      @dripchungus 2 года назад

      Wish i was inbred

  • @kevz3351
    @kevz3351 Год назад +30

    And then some years later t-bag gave a touching speech about bellick. What an unexpected event.

    • @MedroffYT
      @MedroffYT Год назад

      Under the guise of one Cole Pfeiffer. They all came a long way from foxriver

  • @rfz_wild308
    @rfz_wild308 2 года назад +5713

    That one friend in the group who gets insulted and just takes it a “little” too far🤣🤣
    Then likes tho😳😳😳
    Thank you 🫵😉👍

    • @cataclysm6638
      @cataclysm6638 2 года назад +46

      so fucking true bruh

    • @nanevak
      @nanevak 2 года назад +40

      Fuck, that person was me.
      I got no chill in elementary

    • @ovahlord1451
      @ovahlord1451 2 года назад

      "thts why yo momma dead"

    • @weedtalk87
      @weedtalk87 2 года назад +26

      You hurt me I hurt you worse 🤷‍♂️

    • @legitDes
      @legitDes 2 года назад +3

      Me.

  • @ghostygames6390
    @ghostygames6390 2 года назад +815

    When you bring a bazooka to the pillow fight 💀

    • @will-i-am6953
      @will-i-am6953 Год назад +7

      na bro brought a M1A2 abrams to a nerf war 💀

    • @Nodbychanisnumber1
      @Nodbychanisnumber1 Год назад +5

      Na bro brought a nuke to a fist fight 💀

    • @Lolboy2100
      @Lolboy2100 Год назад +4

      Na bro bought a death star to a stare competition

    • @Falloutglitch
      @Falloutglitch Год назад +1

      Na bro brought a supernova to a fart competition

    • @lbztv845
      @lbztv845 Год назад

      😂

  • @shamelessdab2.088
    @shamelessdab2.088 2 года назад +11707

    Bruh u can't clown nobody if yo mom is special ED and yo parents are brother and sister 😂🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @KidSereneonxbox
      @KidSereneonxbox 2 года назад +596

      If it was intentional incest it'd be different. Rape is different

    • @shamelessdab2.088
      @shamelessdab2.088 2 года назад +973

      @@KidSereneonxbox yeah but when kids teased him at the playground about it no one gave a damn about nuance

    • @spicemelange92
      @spicemelange92 2 года назад +156

      @@shamelessdab2.088 damn straight

    • @kameronmyles2013
      @kameronmyles2013 2 года назад +132

      Im sure when he ended up in the prison for doing horrific shit, (havent watched the show so dunno how he got in there, but im sure hes killed), im pretty sure he didnt care about the nuances. Words mean nothing until the actions back em up

    • @kalebwait1651
      @kalebwait1651 2 года назад +27

      @@KidSereneonxbox I mean that's half intentional

  • @IbrahimMahmoud-w9w
    @IbrahimMahmoud-w9w 9 месяцев назад +5

    That didn’t strike a nerve, it struck his whole nervous system😂

  • @foxthx1138
    @foxthx1138 2 года назад +147

    All the C.O. had to say is , " I read your files". That shuts up 99.99% of all inmates.

    • @SQTierHog
      @SQTierHog 2 года назад +3

      Very true.

    • @rhinoskoller9680
      @rhinoskoller9680 Год назад +1

      Only the crickets laugh

    • @Trilox1674
      @Trilox1674 Год назад

      😭🤣

    • @SQTierHog
      @SQTierHog Год назад +4

      I did time, with pay. I ransferred to a new prison. Most staff were fresh outta the academy. Others, such as myself weren't new.
      There was a pair of new staff, walking around the track. They were so close to each other that every now and then, they'd touch shoulders. Not making fun of them, I'd been there myself. Just making the point that they were nervous, not messing with any of the fellas.
      So, there's this one guy that kept running his mouth at the new officers every time they would walk past him.
      So I gave this guy the courtesy of pulling him aside in private, and asking him...not telling him (Even when people acted out, I always tried asking and not telling and if that didn't work, well......), to leave the new guys alone.
      The first mistake this guy made, was not realizing that I was being very courteous by pulling him aside in private, instead of barking at him in front of the fellas, as he was barking at the staff members in front of everyone. Second mistake was he told me that I better read his Central File ('rap sheet', documentation detailing why he was in prison).
      So I accommodated him. I got his number, told him I'd be checking out his file on my way out the gate.
      Sure enough, over 90 counts of child crimes, Dude was never getting out.
      So, next day I wait for the perfect time to approach him, plenty of people within ear shot when I call his name out. Now, I wanted to make sure the fellas within earshot knew why I was hitting this guy up.... when I said to this guy, "Hey man, you asked me to read your file yesterday, well I read it."
      It got their attention, and definitely got his attention, he looked like he was gonna pass out. I told him if I ever saw him messing with anyone, that I wouldn't be the only one who knew why he was there, and that I would inform the new officers as well. Never heard his mouth again.
      What I had learned throughout the years was that the 'real' fellas never mentioned their file to intimidate staff, they didn't have to. We knew who they were, and we made sure we had respect.
      Every time someone threatened you with reading their file, it was always crap like this guy. Anyhow...
      Never seen Prison Break, is it good?
      If you haven't seen "American Me", pretty damn legit for a movie.

    • @winmau.88
      @winmau.88 Год назад +1

      @@SQTierHoginteresting story, any others you’d be able to share like it?

  • @dodsonboys
    @dodsonboys 2 года назад +57370

    "that's why yo shoes raggedy"
    "That's why yo mama your aunt"
    Edit: o dam

  • @jackrosebrock3705
    @jackrosebrock3705 2 года назад +1083

    “I’m gonna kill you” Dumbledore said calmly

  • @Scrumshelous
    @Scrumshelous Год назад +9

    Yo that smile when “that's right teddy” got me shivering because it's to scary 😭😭

  • @sepehradonis6959
    @sepehradonis6959 2 года назад +576

    "It's just a joke bro"
    The Joke:

  • @guygu7155
    @guygu7155 2 года назад +378

    "Look how they massacred my boy"

  • @mogottem8660
    @mogottem8660 2 года назад +91

    “Those who live in glass houses, shouldn’t throw rocks.”

  • @A5H_01
    @A5H_01 7 месяцев назад +5

    You can tell how many people didn’t watch prison break because they all call T-Bag Teddy lmao

  • @25enyce
    @25enyce 2 года назад +362

    Perfect example of throwing stones while living in a glass house...

  • @ryno_k
    @ryno_k 2 года назад +744

    teddy: *the perpetrator and criminal*
    CO: “actually, you’re the victim.”

    • @ilduce3037
      @ilduce3037 2 года назад +2

      That was a good one 😂

    • @Lymelyte4eva
      @Lymelyte4eva 2 года назад

      Giiiiiiiide DAYUMMM 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @patrickgonzalez3806
    @patrickgonzalez3806 Год назад +25

    Exactly how you piss someone off; don't let them see you squirm; they want that reaction.

  • @Callum71969
    @Callum71969 Год назад +1123

    Teddy: "Tells a great joke"
    CO: "You're Embred"

    • @itoalmiron5535
      @itoalmiron5535 Год назад +45

      What’s a Embred?! 😂

    • @zachenderson3032
      @zachenderson3032 Год назад +47

      "inbred"helping you out

    • @cellar7538
      @cellar7538 Год назад +1

      ​@@zachenderson3032 embred

    • @zachenderson3032
      @zachenderson3032 Год назад

      @@cellar7538 thank you👍

    • @ZenGray.
      @ZenGray. Год назад +7

      Great joke? Lol he's not joking he's trying to make the CO got heated, but the end just he's the one who got burned lol☠️

  • @reytunezbz
    @reytunezbz 2 года назад +308

    "KILL ME ALL YOU WANT I'VE ALREADY WON!"- The Russian Badger.

    • @Blazzee
      @Blazzee 2 года назад +6

      He hit them with the SWAWS?

  • @IbarakiPlays
    @IbarakiPlays Год назад +1075

    Teddy - makes a decent joke
    CO - So how's your Auntie mama doing? Or should I ask about your uncle daddy

    • @architpatnaik6188
      @architpatnaik6188 Год назад +2

      Cope

    • @mynamejeff4642
      @mynamejeff4642 Год назад +14

      ​@@architpatnaik6188?

    • @luriddream
      @luriddream Год назад

      Calling him a piece of white trash and humiliating him in front of all those people is decent? Lol 😂 he got it coming

    • @DaveMiller6042
      @DaveMiller6042 10 месяцев назад +9

      I don't think you know what that means ​@@architpatnaik6188

    • @RR-lv3tp
      @RR-lv3tp 8 месяцев назад +4

      "Auntie mama" 😭😂

  • @adii345
    @adii345 Год назад +24

    Little teddy pops out🤣🤣🤣

  • @youikaz2524
    @youikaz2524 2 года назад +753

    It’s like friendly roast competition, but the second guy take it far and beyond.

    • @madmank7881
      @madmank7881 2 года назад +135

      No he was trying to get under his skin but he didn't know the CO had a special under reversed card with a built-in 4 times multiplier.

    • @WEONLYLOVEHERE
      @WEONLYLOVEHERE 2 года назад +30

      Nah nah the cop just laughed that jk off if u see and, if u can’t handle the heat don’t light a fire

    • @grey195
      @grey195 2 года назад +3

      Soft

    • @gunargundarson1626
      @gunargundarson1626 2 года назад +10

      Damn, sounds like you had 2nd cousins as yo momma and daddy.

    • @hillbilly24
      @hillbilly24 2 года назад +8

      Ya people dont roast session with me anymore because of that. I dont play I go for the throat.

  • @SpicyClover
    @SpicyClover 2 года назад +492

    "If you're gonna hit the king you better kill the king."

  • @prakhartripathi6269
    @prakhartripathi6269 4 месяца назад +8

    This is how Drake vs Kendrick sounded like

  • @crazycoot647
    @crazycoot647 2 года назад +600

    "What's next Teddy? Gonna become your own grandpa?"

    • @kahnmadeit
      @kahnmadeit 2 года назад +17

      Dark

    • @hadriasholyspear.4004
      @hadriasholyspear.4004 2 года назад

      That's insult would curl him at night for the rest of his life.

    • @WilliamCheeks-kz6om
      @WilliamCheeks-kz6om 2 года назад +2

      I don’t understand what would have to happen to become your own grandpa?

    • @crazycoot647
      @crazycoot647 2 года назад +7

      @@WilliamCheeks-kz6om You have to marry a widow who has a daughter and that daughter has to marry your dad thus making you your own grandpa

    • @qbanz00
      @qbanz00 2 года назад +1

      @@WilliamCheeks-kz6om don’t think too hard little billy

  • @kenneth8477
    @kenneth8477 2 года назад +647

    CO: "I'm not here with you, you're here with me."

    • @weedtalk87
      @weedtalk87 2 года назад +4

      Underrated comment

    • @Justme-bx5xk
      @Justme-bx5xk 2 года назад +5

      A nod to Watchmen's Rorschach
      NICE!

    • @deathlesssnek9548
      @deathlesssnek9548 2 года назад

      @@Justme-bx5xk "What do you see in the inkblots Mr Kovacs?"

  • @abhisheksathe123
    @abhisheksathe123 2 года назад +244

    Bro shot a nerf bullet. CO replied with a nuke

  • @JayJayk8
    @JayJayk8 Год назад +8

    I was watching this video and then my neighbor came and we watched it together.
    He said that this video changed his life and touched his heart. then went and rented a projector in a big field and my entire town watched it and it changed their lives too. We all are so grateful. Thank You for this video...

  • @darn_it
    @darn_it Год назад +801

    They are so sweaty. This is what it's like going to public school in the Philippines

    • @kingdomofprussia9749
      @kingdomofprussia9749 Год назад +69

      Most civilised discussion in the Philippines (We are just naturally toxic and dont mean harm to each other)

    • @chullupa
      @chullupa Год назад +17

      Filipinos got some good food tho

    • @Yusif1of1.
      @Yusif1of1. Год назад +42

      In this episode the prisoners were rioting due to the immense heat, since the AC wasnt working. Thats why they are sweating.

    • @spoopyd.8910
      @spoopyd.8910 Год назад +4

      ​@@kingdomofprussia9749 nah. That's just banter

    • @bellascythe9594
      @bellascythe9594 Год назад +4

      ​@@Yusif1of1. nah that's just some deserts in the middle of Australia

  • @vxpe4343
    @vxpe4343 2 года назад +774

    Damn this was ruthless I know bruh joked about his job but damn he didn’t have to come for his soul like that, lol that felt eternal 😂😂

    • @midnightdeluxegaming6582
      @midnightdeluxegaming6582 2 года назад

      Maybe he’ll stfu next time

    • @SoLuna137
      @SoLuna137 2 года назад +1

      It's satisfying though, where he cant make a comeback

    • @codyjarreau9847
      @codyjarreau9847 2 года назад +1

      I loved it. He wanted the fire so he got the whole flame. Lol