Dan always makes me feel good, he makes me smile through all my hard. He is hilarious, he gets me through everything, recently I lost a loved one and I have been heartbroken but his videos get me through it. Thank you, Dan. You are a great man.
I just love how Dan, just make his videos family friendly and hilarious, that it made me laugh really hard, sense Dan is a real funny and amazing youtuber!😂😱❤️👍
Adele:Hello(Hello) Drake:Just call me on my cellphone(Hotline Bling) Adele:Can your hear me?(Hello) Taylor Swift:But we got problems!!!(Bad Blood) Justin Bieber:What do you mean(What do you mean) The Weeknd:Call me when it's half past five(The Hills) THUMBS UP IF YOU LIKED IT!!!!!!!
You got half of the lyrics wrong is some songs. And also, you wasted your time doing this. On the other hand, so did i. But still, nobody gives a damn, since this has absolutely nothing to do with the video. Take your song stuff somewhere else, like an actual song.
Dan always makes me feel good, he makes me smile through all my hard. He is hilarious, he gets me through everything, recently I lost a loved one and I have been heartbroken but his videos get me through it. Thank you, Dan. You are a great man.
Among us ha
Amogus 😳
That hit deep,sorry for your loss man
@@epicproductionfrog4561 shut up
sorry for your loss
Is it just me, or does Dan find an unusually large amount of pleasure in cooking people?
H e C o o k s P e o p l e A l i v e I R L
yeah, you also deserve a veteran's discount
He had the choice to do just fruits. He chose cannibalism. Also if you read this 6 years later than wow your cool.
ah yes, C A N N I B A L I S M
Yummy yummy human flesh.
4:03 Dan: Innocently reads the instructions
Segway: *Assassinates Segway Guy*
**Assassinates Business Guy**
Business Guy Is His Name
Segway: Free man
@@DaDarkEnaxel we call him Segway man :3
(Dan): It will be cooked in fifteen seconds just go down-(Segway)UHHH I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE! (Kills Dan)
4:07
6:46 “im so proud” you are. 4 years later asher will see this. Love u dan!
Ha ha ha...
ha ha ha...
Ha ha ha...
Ha ha ha...
And how do you know he’ll see it?
CHALLENGE
DAD CHALLENGE
IF YOUR SON DIES OR GET INJURED ON THE HAPPY WHEELS COURSE YOU HAVE TO RESTART
LIKE SO DAN CAN SEE IT
No
Septic Anims lol
2 years later...
Black Knight ikr
Still good memories tho
I just noticed the BFDI mouth in the thumbnail..
WhY
ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW
Yeah
WAIT WHAT!?
Not every cartoon mouth if BDFI buddy
Dan: you can probably feed your family for a year and a half
Me: but that is your family 😶
O.O BAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Yasssss Finally someone understands meh
so dark but funny XD
Was*
Lol😂
On the cooking part: Segway man: I don’t want to do this anymore -dies-
Dan: Ok let’s... Did you just die on me?
6:08
Dan: Perfectly Safe!
Irresponsible Dad: *head explodes by ramp*
1:10 that mood change!!🤣🤣🤣
LUL
Brazos T it’s not funny
Not how you say lol you said lul
U
Brazos T *Expression
Dan please make more videos on turbo dismount
me
+Jacob Korthaus Yes plz more turbo dismount!
Yes Pls Do
Pls senpai do!
yeah
9:01 "We don't listen to they"
Wise words Dan, I'mma quote you on that
I almost died laughing when Segway man died automatically😂😵
Btw I love your videos❤️
Same
Im glad that you know you how to spell segway man .
You are the most nicest person ever
"WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT EATING THAT LAST CHEESEBURGER"
-Daniel Middleton 2016
2015
@@ultrapowerboy3108 No 2016
@@prostudios4015 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dr strange
Nice profile pic tho
11:02
How does a spike that thin cause that much damage
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It went up his butt and split apart all the bones causing him to fall apart
Charles Brown jr the thinner it is the sharoer
@@reese4670 *sharpee
Sharper
9:08 legends say that he is still there but dan forgot about him..
Director Nora Segway man:ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof
The thing is I watched that right when was reading this
Aidyn Veliant that happens to me too
Play Diamond Dimensions and play more Custom Mod Adventures!!!!!! BRING IT BACK!!! I WANT IT BACK
And the sims 2
And Xbox one edition
Yah dan pls!
YEA!!!!
He forgot them I think 😿
4:05
YOU HAVE DIED OF BOREDOM!
Restart❤️ Quit
wow
Wooooooooooooow
Wow
Nostaglia in my recommendations? Nostalgia in my recommendations.
And I love it!
10:38 "oooohh... ummmm... that is slllligghhtly arkwarrrrdd... "
LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣 look at his face at 10:39
I just love how Dan, just make his videos family friendly and hilarious, that it made me laugh really hard, sense Dan is a real funny and amazing youtuber!😂😱❤️👍
Ummmmmmmm?
✓ or X (thumbs up ✓ thumbs down X
well they can say that but someone people don't think that
excatly
Ah yes, 😮💨🤕😮💨☠️🤢😮💨😵👹😵🤖🤢👹😻😮💨😮💨😺😮💨🤝🤝🤑💀😮💨🤕😵😾😽🤝😵👏😺😵🥱👺
Amogus
6:00 am I crazy or is this satisfying...
...
Infamy Killer l
Yeah It Kinda Is Satifying........
Infamy Killer Your crazy
I mean your name says *killer* sooooo...
6:08 "Perfectly safe!"
*gets decapitated*
3:55 _cooking! put ingredients in the button.._
Who would have ever guessed that at 11 million subscribers dan would be promoting cannibalism
ummmmm
Did you meet pewdiepie
I thought this was cannibalism to lol
+Ethan Tu | Have you seen his prof pic?😂 btw. The answer if not obvious yes
ME!!!XD
Dan: You can feed your family for a year and a half on that!
Me: No you can't, that is your family.
Talia-Seren Benedek that is hilarious
zachary zajac thats so not funny
Talia-Seren Benedek I DONT GET THAT
💩
Lol
I love when he said you can feed your family for a year and then says just in case but your family is gone
5:33 that's enough to feed the entire population of Cannibal Town at the Hazbin Hotel
I always almost die laughing when I watch these
ME TOO!!!!😂🤣😇😂🤣
Dan: Oh no we messed it up
*add*
Me: You Did Mess Up
Hate you
Emily Tu wut
Emily Tu Stop Being a Bully
Emily Tu wth is wrong with u
Ikr he did mess up xd
11:04 "A fost asa greu ?" in romanian means "was it so hard?" :D
a fost asa greu is It was so difficult In English
Galaxy Kittens
Galaxy Kittens C harder
Galaxy Kittens woop
nu sunt singur!
im not lonely!
Galaxy Kittens aaa
Back after so long. I grew up on this😢
I have a diamond! I have a Minecart
UGH!
Diamond Minecart!😂
Maingirl 1234 that is really similar to pen pineapple Apple pen
Maingirl 1234 I love that
That Is Somular To Pen Pineapple Apple Pen
Maingirl 1234 I have a rude version of that! Wanna hear it? If so click the 'read more button'
I have a pen....
I have an island....
UH!
Penisland
cheesycheetah76 it is.
Adele:Hello(Hello)
Drake:Just call me on my cellphone(Hotline Bling)
Adele:Can your hear me?(Hello)
Taylor Swift:But we got problems!!!(Bad Blood)
Justin Bieber:What do you mean(What do you mean)
The Weeknd:Call me when it's half past five(The Hills)
THUMBS UP IF YOU LIKED IT!!!!!!!
You got half of the lyrics wrong is some songs. And also, you wasted your time doing this. On the other hand, so did i. But still, nobody gives a damn, since this has absolutely nothing to do with the video. Take your song stuff somewhere else, like an actual song.
I get it btw its now we got problems
oh thx
Lion Gardner Did did that happen
Lion Gardner best ever mix
dantdm you the best plz make more videos of happy wheels
Who else misses these videos as a kid
4:53 DanTDM is a ghoul confirmed
LOL
He is people
Lol
at 9:08 i was laughing so hard 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
5:51 7.77 seconds. 7's the lucky number.
:)
That's also the Aircraft number for the Boeing Triple 7.
6:17 "Absolutely safe"
*Skewers child*
Only Dan can make Happy Wheels funny and worth playing for!!
Okay
make your own maps dan
10:38 Head Snap
I pressed it a lot of times and ................
This intro is Iconic
When u said “ u could feed ur family for a year” u probably cooked ur family LOL
your the best youtuber in the whole universe
+Phil Eggtree hi Phil!
its Phil Eggtree XD
+Phil Eggtree How's with u and smiley?
NO THIS IS THE REAL DAN!!!!!!
because he has 11mill subs
WHOOOOOOOOOO GO TEAM TDM
1:00 Dan: it just says thanks for play *laughs*
Dan again: 3 seconds after: that wasn't even funny
I love how segway man just dies when he cooks people
Dan: *touches surface of finish line*
RUclips: *gives me an ad*
Same
Before Dan said it wasn’t funny he was laughing
Hi!
Im from 2020
Also i liked my own comment.
And i liked my own comment.
@@whatgame5860 I m from 2020 to
Idk
@@whatgame5860 I am from 2020 too
some say he is still stuck, the bals will hold him there forever
**cooking humans**
Dan : Yeah that looks good
*dAt lOoKs gOoD*
Dan said that the map called a funny map wasn’t funny but he laughed
Ironic right?
It was gross
"My leg came off, that is kinda unfortunate" - Dan tdm 2019-
OCHA noodle you mean dantdm 2016?
exactly
@@shynu46 umm no?
@@the1sler boi what year u live in
Kenosha Noodle who’s that
5:56 He was LUCKY that it happened to him. Look how long it took him
I love dantdms videos so much I just can't stop laughing 😂
Who thinks dan is the best
👇🏻
YYYYYAAAAAAASSSSSS
MEEEEE!
Neh u.u
Meh u.u
1:50 R.I.P.💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Dan could not take the stress anymore 1:08 rip dan
LOL LOVED AS USUAL!😂😂😂
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo !
@@castellanokids914 What do you mean
This is a compilation of Dan playing levels Jackseptceye has played
in 11:10 The text is in romanian and writes ''was it so hard?''
4:09 his head was in the Segway stick that's how he died
The old intro gives me such nostalgia!
Same
Same
Deez nuts
The nostalgia, I think I have rebooted my childhood. The intro, the voice, the hair, MY CHILDHOOD
11:20 Translation: Was that hard? Language: Romanian
Yarararaes
Noice
Who’s watching in 2020 and loves the old intro
pee
Mee
0:28
Dan: might actually bust our funny bone out
Actually, i might bust my bones out 😉
hi sans
I NEED AN ARMY OF SANS TO SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL
Roberto Minecraft lol
papyrus skelebones why my army if you already have a bone army?
B O N E
6:00 the time is 7.77 seconds. WOW
The time played in the level
He got 3.33 3 times once.
hi everybody
booty
Nathan TV goggle
I love you channel
Swagwolf 123 thanks!
8:08 I literally laughed when I saw that the guys body was hanging down 😂
2:27
Did anybody else see the word "Butt"?
i see it
s
Yes I did 1000000 times
LEL DUDE it’s button tho ;-;
Butt
I remember markiplier playing that level called a funny map! :D
Ye
I don’t watch him cuss he curses
But ye
Where's that video
5:59 he finished in 7.77 seconds
God is on his side
@@Serious5GamingS5G lol
THAT INTRO!!!!
DANIEL ROBERT MIDDLETON BORN NOVEMBER 8TH 1991 his name and birth revealed
He's not born in 1991
10:39
When you found your toy that you lost for years
I LOVE Your UR VIDS THERE THE BEST
$10'00 ugreed
i sooooooooooooooo agreey he is the best vid makee eeeeeeeevvvvveeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr dan
..
Agreed
hi
The way he’s so exited about eating the humans makes me think he’s done it before
6:00 anyone else notice that it says 7.77 seconds?
i did
It means he is lucky lol
dan plz play happy wheels again
IDONTWANNABEYOUANYMORE A Trash Can x
DAN SON KICKED BUUUUTT
[falls asleep]
7:00 “We did it, we did it! *sheep noise*
Hi I love amongus
The cooking level just made me hungry lol 😂
1:08 how i feel about tik tok
Can you make more happy wheel videos plz
Another Epic Video Dan, keep up the good work !!!!
Hey guys when he said leave a thumbs up mine lit up for some reason
anyone watching in 2019?
MEEEeEeEeEeEe EeEEeeE EeEeEeEeEeEeEeEEeEE@!?//::444&£@@@'n,.
Me
Me
ME why?
Only people who don’t have a life
“You could feed your family for a year and a half on that.”
...what if your “food” is your family?
5:33
Oh no
Dantdm at 4:14 subway man head pop off that's why he dead
Dan makes me smile and I didn’t realize that until an ad came on
Toxic_BanditWizend yup the same
Dan is a Cannibal confirmed
Haha :)
Just what I was thinking
do more happy wheels.pls!!!!
I just want my best friend
Who watched in 2017
Try some father and son activities with Asher! rainbow staircases are perfect!
Unless he falls and asher sees all the blood XD
@@yacodyt4494 OH GOD! THIS ISN'T CLICKBAIT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
@@drunkpepsican5849 yes
@@yacodyt4494 EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Great cooking Dan
your vids are awesome
Dan: ima put everything in
*he falls into the blender and thinks he’s still out side it*
Dan: ok let’s start... wait... IM IN IT?!?!
me: oof
6:53 this part out of context💀
*cries in nostalgia*