FRIENDLY BANTER | Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator #2
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- Oh Sir!! How dare you insult my friends like that, have at you!
Saggy Tits ► / pixlpit
Part 1► • HOW DARE YOU! | Oh...S...
Also this was recorded BEFORE the whole Anti takeover finale so we won't be referencing it in the video.
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Outro animation created by Cranbersher:
/ cranbersher
Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here
• TeknoAXE's Royalty Fre...
This episode was recorded RIGHT after the last one I did alone so there's still a lot of the game we didn't understand. It was after recording we realised how certain characters have weaknesses and strengths and things like that so apologies :)
jacksepticeye SHIT
jacksepticeye i love this, moar!
jacksepticeye kk no problem man :)
jacksepticeye its OK jack do more collabs with this dude
jacksepticeye Heyyyyy
Students out of bed! Students in the corridors!
They're supposed to be out of bed you blithering idiot!
Am I the only one who got this reference?
No! I'm with ya xD "Just like that? Boom?" "Yes! Boom!"
lol the referenceHarry potter, right?
Hogwarts is threatened, Man the boundaries, protect us, do your duty to our school!
Ohh, can't give a big enough like on this video for the whole "Piertotum locomotor! I've always wanted to use that spell." Melted my heart and I smashed that like button, like a boss!
I just noticed that the character's arms are floating
Noah Watkins Did not notice that, but that makes this somehow creepy. :P
I know
It looks like they're floating, but they are in fact attached with skinny limbs. When the character points at the other you can see the full length of the arm. ;)
Noah Watkins They, don't, they are connected by thin strips of arms.
No they aren't, it's just the art style and the backdrop that make them hard to see.
i have the old game for the xbox not 360 or
anything just xbox i loved it sooo much
I agree I think the "Your sister has bum cancer" should have dealed at least 93458124850912384092384093289043289432804383408321098320982309482341982119437345703475943859342758345834685848534895903487534958374593490587395934957403995903447523945034253045834594385495848509349589450349593475934095734853457834859347583945345899394573453409753485093475093485075903845845890437587439597435734850345985450498596589834984859435254825832058093485093285094326892384502750350835478548238458093583098430925894580543809285904385430984390834509348093458435903459089534890453803425908908534890354908345908435903459089085893549084538543890908549089823548534984539083459082908534908534985438945398453908985348549038503948509384509438509435890458490538539085340854390584309548905480954845309854398453908435083453458903458543805948405398340843509385420954380534809543803958340599809845309852098453854938587348456474987656789876567898765457898765434578987655678986545785976578674847328945830245084398042398 damage.
would have been better if it was "your beloved auntie is deceased so go back to your seat!"
I love jack even more dissing our shittey 4 year president
I just got done finishing the manual Samuel series before watching this
You got a hairy minge - jacksepticeye 2016
Your beloved anti is deceased is an insult to me my beloved anti is dead
"i've always wanted to use that spell"
Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator is just Cards Against Humanity, but for kids. Also, it's nothing like Cards Aginst Humanity.
My uncles friend Tom does the voices for all the characters
that woman voice cracks me up XD
More insult simulator! best! game! ever!
12:10
What the FUCK, Jack?
Learn GWAMER
Jack is hurting me mentally with his lack of common sense.
How could you do that to professor mogonagall Ha Ha!!
Nice name in the game 👍
This game literally has an achievement for telling a person that their country is not a part of europe. I like this Game
I like *you* (no homo)
Fluffal Eevee *I love democracy*
This game is a masterpiece tbh
I like you too (still no homo)
This had me wheeze
"Your mother has worse hair than Donald Trump,"
"That's not an option."
"It should be."
-Jacksepticeye 2016
And robin
Glad to see he agrees with us
Cristian Caringal learn grammar * smack *
@Cristian Caringal I would insult you but I’m not allowed to burn trash
Perfect.
The insults in this game make about as much sense as an old Fall Out Boy song.
Djartic 9000 your profile picture is amazing
Leave a like for the profile picture
For him not me
this game has a steaming romp with the nazis and will always be alone and you can't deny it!
Ethanotor Oculus lol
seriously tho, i really love watching jack and robin play together :D
take it as you want ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
same
130615 Oh my god I'm starting to ship it whaT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME
Mystic Animal Vlogs Same
yeah robin is a nice dude
Jack and Robin are such friendship goals tbh (not to trigger any people who ship whatever ship, I'm just saying they're awesome.)
Kaizeris - I agree :D
Kaizeris that was robin?
Kaizeris if not who is it?
Kaizeris is a good friend
Bailey Lorello It was
Am I the only one who cringed when he didn't use you pilock(sorry if it's spelled wrong) to do more dmg?
Nope.
You're different than me. That means you're bad!
Yes! omg, he didnt play the tutorial and his mistakes are slowly killing my soul
lol
TheTMWolf same here it was like he was slowly killing me on the inside
Why is Markiplier icon in the menu background? XD
Arman Kamalulrahim Pink mustaches?
so if I had a mustache it would be markiplier on my face?
Irelandball If you had a pink mustache on your face.
mig2003 I highly like your penguin profile pic. :)
+rosedarkling Hahaha!!! Nice name!!! xD
HOLY FECES there was no outro I feel so ill-at-ease now
no intro either aaaaaaaah
He NEVER does a proper intro and outro when he's doing multiplayer/co-op.
Adeline umm... try watching the beginning of the video again...
+Chris Benedetti oops I don't know what happened I must have skip the beginning.
+David Boucard I haven't watched many Co op vid yet. Now I won't be expecting it then, thanks :P
I love how yesterday he literally slit his fucking throat with a knife and today he is perfectly fine XD
yep
TheBeastBear anti is posting these so it seemed like nothing happened. They were prerecorded.
yea but that was Anti not Jack
TheBeastBear dude it wasn't real
Lunar Wolf what is anti
Jack, at 5:40 you could have added 'You pillock!' to the end of your insult.
IKR!!!!!!
calm down
Shadow S. Korosu He would've needed a comma
Actually, it automatically adds the comma on those add ons.
How’d that help?
Jack needs to play this with Mark!
septiplier
pikachu girl123 mark and jack YASSSSS
who is he playing with in this
His editor, Robin (pixelpit). He's a really nice guy who does pretty amazing animations as well
I thought Jack edited his own videos, when did he get an editor?
WHY THEY ALMOST NEVER DRINKING TEA AND DON'T USE SPECIAL ENDING WORDS?
#Angrybutnotreally
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I KEPT THINKING OH MY GOD ITS SO FRUSTRATING
Tunika-Naledi YES , AT LEAST SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME
he recorded it right after the last one, so he doesn't know
AND I THOUGHT THAT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT IS ANGRY BECAUSE OF THIS ... THANKS!!!
I saw "elderberries."
I swear, if someone doesn't do the famous line...
?
NTG YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELLS OF ELDERBERRIES! NOW GO AWAY OR I SHALL TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME 😤
that the comment you're after? :P
OhaiMike ! Yess! Someone BETTER do it in-game.
NTG Gotta love Monty Python :) but in game would be amazing!
hahahaha no Monty python references to be said of me!
Jacks hair is so fluffy! I want to touch it!
Let me touch it!
Dum och Dummast you perv
Dum och Dummast uhhhh no thx
me too
xXL3g3NdLaloXx haha I comment on all his videos lol I love watching jack everyday! His videos make my day a whole lot better!
YES! I've been waiting for next episode of that game. Voice-acting in it is just perfect. I love it!
Also some nonsense insults that Jack makes are so funny ;P
oh yeah.. EARLY SQUAD! or something like that.. (Am I cool yet?)
LaseRain Agreed. It's one of the funniest series right now.
Corpus I know right! :D
LaseRain loo
+Johnny What?
I LOVE ROBIN and all but i was hoping for mark :/ because u guys barely do videos together anymore and its like u guys r strangers u.u
It's probably just the time difference, they're definitely still friends. :)
Yeah, Katherine Schaum is right, it's probably time zones
I feel the same. I love Robin, but still......SEPTIPLIRE AWAY!!!!
OrangeyPumpkin
Its because people are taking the ship too far. so they said they were spending a bit of time apart. people take it too seriously, it's stupid
Andrea Araya SEPTIPLIER AWAY!!! THERE MY OTP
I would love to see Jack play this with Mark :)
Hyzenthlay nice profile picture 👍
haha #septiplier
Leland Ly 😂 thanks
cute profile pic #SEPTIPLIERFOREVER
LOVE your profile pic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AWESOME
FOREVER SEPTIPLIER
As an englishman, can confirm, this is totally how we insult each other
Lumin Adler yes exactly we all insult each other and just drink tea ☕️
Teach me your ways, sensei.
Kira Duesbury It's a simple life, but a damn good one
Rafael Guerrero One cannot simply learn the ways of the insult, you must live and breath the insults, become one with the insults, only then can one truly master the craft
Lumin Adler Hello fellow Englishman! Your hat has a steaming romp with your seat, and looks like an ordinary pigsty, you pillock!
You need to read the instructions! Each character gets triggered by a specific insult. One guy is sensitive to age/death insults. One to insults about your mother, etc. That is how you get the Rude bonus with lots of damage. Also, if you insult the same thing (like your mother, or your hovercraft, etc.) then you get the combo bonus.
The rude bonus is from using certain general phrases, usually the special ones that end your insult (e.g. ", you posh fopdoodle!") It can be triggered by other phrases, but these are the main ones.
The bonus based on what they are weak to is shown by that red thumbs down when you hit that weakness (e.g. 7:20). The thumbs down is also used for the grammar errors (but those are a different element).
Correct on the combo; though I suspect it requires insulting it multiple times in a row, not just in general.
Nobody does tutorials anymore =(
instructions are for wimps!
Nate Reaper It isn't even the tutorial. It is just reading the "bios" for each of the characters. It tells you what insult topics each character is sensitive to. Personally, I think the game needs to make this a random thing that you have to discover during the game. Regardless of the character, it should change rather than just let the player know every time which insult to use whenever possible.
@Eyrlumi actually an insult is rude if it deals 15 damage or more, and what it does is if the opponent was using the extender, it wastes their insult
Jack u should play this with mark
that would be awesome!
pandaface _ yessss please!!!!!!!
pandaface _ Ikr
I could not agree more. Get that comment a podium !
I just redownloaded Wattpad... you know what that means!
Who else loves Robin!! :D He's a great part of the community and he doesn't get acknowledged much! He deserves love!
4:13 "you're just ramming me hard." Take it as you will. *wink wink nudge nudge*
4:11
nice one sans.
Sans The Skeleton he didn't say that at 3:15
How hard do you want me to nudge? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Sans The Skeleton *face palm* *Blushing Intensifies* S-SANS, YOU, Y-YOU PERV 💢
I like robin he's cool :) and this game is just so good, I love lane insults xD
Well I love lane insults too but I meant lame
help
L Lawliet -Rhyuzaki- L!!! I love Death Note XD L is my favorite character by far
50,000 subs without channel content challenge help with what?
NikkiTheGamer haha yeah I love L too!
Quick story! Got drunk one night, saw a jacksepticeye video, dyed my hair cyan green, woke up and look in the mirror, slapped myself, commented on random shit, and here I am. My life has gone so far.
Um I'm sorry? Idk. Are you happy with your hair though and where is it cyan. Sounds kinda cool, I'm sort of wanting to dye my hair but I'm not allowed to and even if I was idk what color or where
Hey- at least it wasn't a tattoo of something.
DeathSoul V-yola most of the ppl hate they own hair, I bet jack does so.
That IS a good quote! The one about how every insult basically boils down to "Hey, you're not me!" Genius. XD I don't watch Game Grumps, so I'm glad I saw this. XD
Damn it jack! Use the coffee and the ending phrases, you pillock!
Damn, Jack stop sucking at grammar too, dude!
It's tea, good sir. (And I agree)
Luma the WhiteWolf of course not. it's what's unique about him. it's funny!
"Unique" .. you... you do know that like.. 80% of lets players don't really pay attention right?
TekTheNinja And sometimes his grammar is about as good as a public loo.
I love Jack and Robin they're so adorable
Rachelle Bryant #SHIPPED
Ominious Blast YEP!
Rachelle Bryant PixlSepticEye!
...
TheGreenPanda OMG YES
😆 Sometimes when I close my eyes... 😆
I can't see...
Omg me too :O
CyanGaming | ᴹᶦᶰᵉᶜʳᵃᶠᵗ ⁻ ᴳᵃᵐᵉᴾᶫᵃʸ oh look who it is...
IKR! It's so weird!
copied
CyanGaming | ᴹᶦᶰᵉᶜʳᵃᶠᵗ ⁻ ᴳᵃᵐᵉᴾᶫᵃʸ get a life already, man
Jack i would roast you but your head is too big for the microwave
Just a funny insult. No hard feeling
#NailedIt
Well duh he dosent have a head because u chopped it off. 911 WE GOT A MURDERER AND WE NEED AN AMBULANCE FOR 3RD DEGREE BURNS FOR HIS FEELINGS
Đào Thanh Hải *gasp* HOW COULD YOU!!!!!
xd
Đào Thanh Hải then put it in the oven it's bigger!
(also joking not trying to hurt anyone's feelings)
really 47 seconds ago and it has 1.4k views🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
why should anyone care?... just watch the damn video
Mijwad Chowdhury ikr
Nobody gives a shit
yay early! aaannddd no one cares
lol
Me to man : D
Emily Ritson I care
I care
Yep Same
Jack, if you ever challenged me at this game... I'd probably mop the floor with you :P
ROBIN SOUNDS LIKE A MIX OF KEN AND FELIX OML THIS IS PRECIOUS
Blue Blurrycry Ikr!!!!!
Blue Blurrycry oh god your right
He is their fusion.
Thumbs up for a only-Antisepticeye video !
AHAHAHA GUYS I JUST CONFIRMED THAT JACKSEPTICEYE IS DEAD AND WE ARE WATCHING ANTISEPTICEYE, 5:49, he says "your beloved Anti" OMEGAHD
help
Declan Lambert confirmed
..........……………............................ Im SHOOK
wait, but it turns in to "your beloved anti is deceased" Jack did somehow win
DragonAsh248 no you got it all wrong, jack is still alive but stuck inside of anti, he was calling for help, trying to tell us we need to kill anti or something, make him deceased so jack can be freed
The music in the background is actually the song of the USA Navy, and is called "Anchors Aweigh"
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that lol
I love how Jack just went along with the husband thing even tho he is straight. :3 that made me happy.
Aleigha Padgett same ♡
ItsSetBadge The Real He talks about her all the time
Sean has Wiishu
Mark has Amy
Molly has Wade
Mythology Squirrel yhea
Mythology Squirrel and Bob has Mandy too!
Here's a tip jack, when in the tea menu, something ends in an exclamation mark it automatically makes you speak and gives you points.
But you have to use it like its a period, ( . )
You should play this with Mark
that moment where you're screaming and telling Jack how to insult better...
I KNOW!!
Monkeyface Goonberry Ikr!!!
Please play this with Mark, please!
How to piss of jack 101:
Holy feces
Keene Baste So true!
OH FECES
LEMME DO A KICKFLIP!
Cute Anime Kitty But I am a Death Knight, I am already dead...
Cody Produtions kickflips are the best but using any word that begins with f and ends with eces is unacceptable
Cute Anime Kitty ...FECES RIGHT!!!
Cody Produtions god damnit, I didnt want to excecute two people tonight
Hey jack what's your favorite animal
a jackass, of course
Kiwilecter Bug the penis with eyes!!
8===ö
shiloh fair
Kiwilecter Bug a septic eyeballeyyo
doggy
Yes, more Monty Python inspired insults
this video has worse closed captions than a public loo
+HunGarrey Games AND had a steaming romp with your cousin's car
(Just a prank bro... lets see how long we can continue the insult train :P)
***** fuck off
Caleb Strom AND your mother act like an ordinary pigsty
+HunGarrey Games AND your father is part of the hells grannies gang
Caleb Strom AND has bum cancer
You should of said "your auntie doesn't like you"
He probably did see it tho and didn't choose it cuz he's a nice guy but It would of been funny tho
Wait is Jack an ACTUAL whale biologist?
0liver243 nah, it's just an inside joke lol, his actual degree is in hotel management
Bella More Oh ok thanks! :P
0liver243 nope hahaha
0liver243 okay if someone needs to ask this question I will finally be able to drink iy
its a futurama joke XD
Jack! Can you do it with Mark or Felix?
*Omg lol Jack you're so funny I swear bro! Thank you for inspiring me to make videos!*
I love when Robin is in videos (/☆¤☆)/
I only know this one, what other videos has he been in?
+Sammy Rinker he's also in the Overwatch videos
Sammy Rinker He's also been in the Worms W.M.D videos too.
that makes sense, i havent goten around to those videos yet
Sammy Rinker You should, they're really funny! ^^
#pixleye I SHIP IT
It's time to stop.
Oh feces Dude!
Stop the shipping! There isn't enough boats!
Atlas... wow... just wow CAN WE GET A ROUND OF APPLAUSE 👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Ignam
11:41 Holy Feces Dude! #Death4Life
How many Harry Potter fans got really hyped when Jack said "I've always wanted to use that spell"
Please play tons more of this with Robin, because this was hilarious! :)
If you are reading this I hope you have a great day!
Thank yooouuuuu
this made me smile, you're doin good shit :)
Sanstheboss767 thanks bro be a bro
Thank you Sans!!!!! :3
cancer
5:24 you could have added "you pillock"
Jack at 6:42 you should have put "doesn't like" and on your next turn you could have put "you". Also add names at the end like "you pillock" or "so go back to your seat".
I wish this game had an offensive mode
Jack you were such a big inspiration for me starting RUclips with my kids a couple of months ago, hopefully we can be as entertaining as you one day
:D
The Family Gamers only 4 months in and almost has 2k subs I been around over a year and I have 130 subs... GG congrats!
Hey. I've seen you around before... with this exact message. It's great that Jack inspired you! But, lessons the intent when you begin posting it everywhere. I'm sure he's already read it but Jack hardly ever answers comments.
:-l
I think insults that target your interlocutor will do more damage.
For example, "you have bad breath" would be stronger than "this train has never watched Star Wars".
4:57
*You is deceased!*
Who else is watching this while eating their Halloween candy?
I am!
Mystical chicken I am 😂🍬
If by halloween candy you mean a bag of fresh carrots then yes I'm eating halloween candy.
Gamesaucer
My mum has not bought of the carrots :(
Im devastated!
I didn't go tricker treating but I'm eating a poptart so yea.
Haha awesome you and Robin should play more games together :)
I thought about saying this for a little while since yesterday, but i think if i do say it ill get hate and people will say i'm asking for attention. i'm not asking for anything.
But yesterday we had to put down my dog because he was suffering from cancer he is 13 years old and had cancer his name is pico (pe - co) he lost so much weight out of no where and i feel like if say this it may help, i'm not asking for likes. But can some people just say something nice in comments it may cheer me up a bit?
I'm sorry about your dog. My cat had feline leukimia many years back and I wished I'd had her put down sooner. It's a selfless thing to have a pet put down I think.
Thatonekid911 im sorry
Thatonekid911 I'm sorry to hear that. I can't say I understand how it feels because I've had my dog (Oreo) my whole life. Just know that your dog is no longer suffering and thats what's important in my opinion. I wish I could say more positive things, but I really don't want to make it out like I know what you're feeling. If you however need to just talk and stuff just ask I'm always open and wouldn't mind taking time to give some advice or comfort. Again I'm really sorry to hear about pico.
i dont care about you fucking dog..... relax im kidding sorry for Your loss i hope you get better soon
I know how you feel, because my cat died recently and i was really sad, just like you. But don't worry, it'll get better. On the bright side, now you can get a puppy! :)
did any1 else realize that jack made fun of Robins charters wife and Robin made fun jacks husband, making both characters gay
that was the joke
I bought this because of Jack
Leviathan yeah same
im sure atleast half the sales are due to him
Leviathan me 2 lol 😂
Hey jack, Ireland said the were excepting people from the u.s when the election is over
Know what that means I'm comin jack
This game has a good lesson to it..
LEARN GRAMMAR!
+Flowey the Flower Or you will be emotionally hurt.
You need to use the ones that end with an exclamation point more. They give you extra points
Robinsepticeye
i need more of this
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SepticPixl
Oh, the days when his hair was green...
Animate this someone pls!
He should have to do challenge where he can't cuss, and when he does, he has to shock himself somewhere. Who else agrees?
Meh, I'd rather see him eat more repulsive jelly beans :P
I agree
Kam Brown
But he would get used to not doing it!
His cussing relieves my stress.
Minger means someone who is discusting or impolite.
disgusting*
oooh. I was wondering what that meant. I thought it was the same as calling someone a pussy
Sabrina Paul NOPE
Guys antiseptic eye already broke out he is just pretending to be jack
It's not Halloween anymore, idiot. :|
Ran Soejima - dont be rude, hes just playing (I like your profile pic)
does anyone watch anime
+Ran Soejima it's a joke
Also I just want to point out that one and two are in the wrong order
Clustertruck is missing episode 4
How do you figure?
Kurukulla because I had to watch episode one which was below episode two in the series playlist
Just look at the titles in the playlist, boom, wrong order.
Also clustertruck, 1,2,3,5,6,7...
you can drink tea by clicking the icon for tea(of coffee,whatever)and click on the ones with the exlemation mark to finish you sentence and get more insult points
i bet you already knew that
The life Vlogger Nice save
Thx
I got when I was going to Vancouver
jacksepticeye if you can see this pls just PLS play.
paladins
Gamer Dude :>
its a complete copy of overwatch so just go watch overwatch instead
+Mr.Triple3D So we will watch Overwatch over?
Mr.Triple3D why would I watch a game?. and it costs a lot of money like come on the game is in full purchase instead I would just play paladins and if you don't no overwatch is a copy if Tf2 just like paladins
Gamer Dude is that what I think it is?
the TVComrade one?
This is a comment
r u a genius?
+MLGIANPROMERIT gaming maybe...
AJ Dolata this is a reply
AJ Dolata yes it is
AJ Dolata this is a reply
jack, i got a challenge for you. film a whole (gaming) video with your phone and edit with your phone too. EVERYTHING PHONE. love your vids. i comment quite often but you dont answer. i know that it is hard to answer everything but i hope you read this. (im dutch so english isnt too good)
Dude your English is freaking perfect
Your English was very good here.
Well, you're certainly better than most of the people in this comment section.
jack dosent Edit hes vids Robin does and Nice English
Thanks guys, just wasnt sure if quite was spelled correctly
Jack can you do dares on the 100th happy wheels
Who agrees
hes doing a live stream and yes he should
Bear Onion i agree