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  • Опубликовано: 5 фев 2020
  • * if you are wondering about which line came from what episode, please go to my instagram highlights (jayshalstead) and look under "psa's" *
    “i caught a bullet in the process” (cf 2x06)
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    ➤ Person: jay halstead
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  • @aungkyawzin1240
    @aungkyawzin1240 4 года назад +4606

    Chicago's very own Dean Winchester

  • @karysperry1020
    @karysperry1020 4 года назад +2931

    “I’ll tackle her... Gently” 😂

  • @tashamott
    @tashamott 4 года назад +2672

    “If you’re gonna lie, put some effort into it. For me!” Made me laugh.

  • @basyab5083
    @basyab5083 4 года назад +3129

    Woman: " I thought you were the delivery guy.."
    Jay: " I wish I was"
    * walks past the woman and dog*
    Jay: " nice cat "

    • @basyab5083
      @basyab5083 4 года назад +7

      @Maram Z yeahh lol

    • @huertz903
      @huertz903 4 года назад +44

      Jay doesn’t know what a chihuahua is😂

    • @basyab5083
      @basyab5083 4 года назад +5

      @@huertz903 apparently not

    • @bellalove3762
      @bellalove3762 4 года назад +2

      What episode is that?

    • @asiawilliams9886
      @asiawilliams9886 4 года назад +2

      that was a dog XD

  • @pdhjans
    @pdhjans 4 года назад +773

    "She's not an ambulance"

  • @sutilo2024
    @sutilo2024 4 года назад +2025

    His bluntness is still keeping me in tears of laughter.
    “ I’ll tackle him.......gently”
    “He got shot in the chest (how is he supposed to be dummy)”
    “Am I banging on your door, no then go back inside”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lex_animals8408
      @lex_animals8408 3 года назад +5

      *her*

    • @lilibloemhoff4681
      @lilibloemhoff4681 3 года назад +1

      It*

    • @jaelynnelson3455
      @jaelynnelson3455 Год назад +5

      One of the funniest ones for me was "CPD Asshole" 😂😂😂 3:58 and "This'll be great because Erin might let me drive 3:55 and her."That'll never happen, which makes it even funnier 3:57

    • @TillyCollins
      @TillyCollins 6 месяцев назад

      hi I haven't been able to find the ep when Jay gets shot in this video can you tell me please : )

  • @meechmushrooms
    @meechmushrooms 4 года назад +1043

    "You don't know what dry-cleaning is."
    "I'll learn."
    LOL I just adore him ❤️

  • @TheBlossoms1
    @TheBlossoms1 4 года назад +3455

    Jay Halstead is a national treasure that must be protected at all costs.
    Edit: Thanks for all the likes everyone 💜💜

    • @naedot.9779
      @naedot.9779 4 года назад +8

      Not anymore, these last 2/3 season he has been not so good

    • @russelconor8704
      @russelconor8704 4 года назад +20

      @@naedot.9779 wtf you talking about. He is as great as ever, this crossover Jay was on fire! love him and Will

    • @stanleybrasser315
      @stanleybrasser315 4 года назад +4

      Russel Conor he barely is talked about in the show though

    • @russelconor8704
      @russelconor8704 4 года назад +6

      @@stanleybrasser315 then you clearly don't watch the show, because first of all, it's a show based on ensemble cast, that means that every actor has a similar share in the show. But of course there are characters who are main focus, have a bigger role and Jay in addition to Voight is such a character. He was among most important figures from the beginning as Erin's partner, and if Erin stayed, Voight and Jay would probably be a family now, because the creators clearly wanted to make Voight Erin's real father and probably Jay would have married Erin by now. But even now, without Erin, Jay is the most important figure next to Voight. Season 7 is focused on Jay and the messy case of Marcus West, plus the relationship between Hailey and Jay. So...idk what you talking about.

    • @stanleybrasser315
      @stanleybrasser315 4 года назад +2

      Russel Conor I literally watch it..

  • @danniwills8739
    @danniwills8739 4 года назад +468

    "It's intimate."
    "Yea, so is prison."

  • @tristin3489
    @tristin3489 4 года назад +1308

    “she’s the police”
    “sHe’S nOt An AmBuLeNcE!”

  • @zaynaali8059
    @zaynaali8059 4 года назад +395

    Halstead: can u describe two women for me
    Man: it was dark
    Halstead: it was 10AM

  • @beauty2012ish
    @beauty2012ish 4 года назад +538

    I love how Jay is just done with Erin's mom. He feels what we all feel.

  • @somelikesstars
    @somelikesstars 4 года назад +679

    Lindsay: Don't hit on her
    Jay: Who Nadia? *What kind of dog do you think I am*

  • @moose6204
    @moose6204 4 года назад +858

    "Eric Stattle, Chicago PD"
    Opens door with the chain on. "Who are you?"
    "I just told you."
    closes the door to undo the chain
    Jay:"Son of a"
    LIKE SRSLY JAY PATIENCE

  • @natkam451
    @natkam451 4 года назад +345

    I freakin love him, so talented and hot, he needs his own show !

  • @jordanmonroe1204
    @jordanmonroe1204 4 года назад +218

    The title should be called jay roasting people 4 minutes

  • @eckograham9821
    @eckograham9821 4 года назад +614

    Should have included this one liner from S1E5:
    Hank: you like working in this unit, you keep it in your pants.
    Jay: (eyes get big) I didn't know it was out.
    😂

  • @caffeinatednation8885
    @caffeinatednation8885 4 года назад +724

    I knew Jay had some zingers but I didn't realize he had this many! Wish you included his reaction to Burgess' sister telling Ruzek she remembered him because she had his and Burgess' engagement photo on her fridge. His face was priceless 😂😂

    • @moose6204
      @moose6204 4 года назад +5

      what ep is that lol. cause im about to get up, sneek downstairs and watch every single episode rn and its 2:19am

    • @caffeinatednation8885
      @caffeinatednation8885 4 года назад +6

      @@moose6204 I just looked trying to find the episode number but came up empty. It was around two season ago. Here is a link to a screenshot of Halstead's face when that scene went down: www.reddit.com/r/ChicagoPD/comments/62ep4m/marina_posted_this_on_instagram_halsteads/

    • @monaissa7433
      @monaissa7433 4 года назад +2

      @@caffeinatednation8885 I litteraly took a screenshot of tgat eye I was watching the episode. Amazing

    • @feeahkra
      @feeahkra 4 года назад +3

      @@moose6204 season 4 episode 19

    • @hollysepton3898
      @hollysepton3898 4 года назад +4

      Fluffypigs. I don’t mean to intrude but if you still need it the episode it is season 4 episode 18 at around 9:27ish (I think a couple seconds after but idk)

  • @nyranon
    @nyranon 4 года назад +245

    Halstead is an absolute doll baby. And a sassy one at that.

  • @hometown9137
    @hometown9137 4 года назад +970

    Man- “it was dark..”
    Jay- “ It WaS tEn Am “
    Woman- “ I thought you where the delivery guy”
    Jay- “wish I was NiCe CaT”
    Me- “iS tHaT nOt A dOg”

    • @bbbyhf
      @bbbyhf 4 года назад +10

      It is. Lol. Gotta love Jay.

    • @radiosilence69
      @radiosilence69 4 года назад +8

      Antonio said “wOW”

    • @kainatt1230
      @kainatt1230 3 года назад +9

      I died when he said "Nice cat"😂😂😂

  • @gabrielle.8309
    @gabrielle.8309 2 года назад +119

    Jay”ok look I feel like a house husband”
    Erin “awe cute”
    Jay “wipe that smile off your face before I do”

  • @EmCae
    @EmCae 4 года назад +140

    "Or is it that desk sergeant from downstairs" "Yes thats the one we are on the back burner right now"😂😂😂😂

  • @cscox13
    @cscox13 4 года назад +318

    Love how Sarcastic jay is. It's so slick and subtle.
    " I should lay you out where you stand I would advise you not trying that"
    " ok so I was driving behind a pedipholie "
    " first of its detective "

    • @ceciamairani
      @ceciamairani 2 года назад +2

      When he said “First of it’s detective” I said recognize. I can imagine in his head being like I did not work hard to be detective for you to call me by my name. Kinda how it’s Captain Jack Sparrow

    • @Julia.Taunton-Clark99
      @Julia.Taunton-Clark99 Год назад

      *Pedophile

    • @cscox13
      @cscox13 Год назад

      @@Julia.Taunton-Clark99 grammar nazi

  • @flooo8382
    @flooo8382 2 года назад +46

    -You don't call 911 you call you daughter?
    -She is the police!
    -She is not an ambulance!
    I die 😂😂😂😂

  • @sarahffff
    @sarahffff 4 года назад +285

    Jay and Erin were perfect for each other bc of how funny they were

  • @bryleeharslett5014
    @bryleeharslett5014 4 года назад +119

    “Well how has he been doing”
    Jay “ he has been shot in the chest”
    I am in tears

  • @ellie863
    @ellie863 4 года назад +94

    "I'll tackle her......gently," that's funny

  • @colinhetterscheidt4111
    @colinhetterscheidt4111 4 года назад +103

    "i thought you were the delivery guy"
    "I wish i was *looks at dog*... nice cat"

    • @nikw94
      @nikw94 3 года назад +3

      Crack up lol

  • @serafinadesiree6049
    @serafinadesiree6049 4 года назад +53

    "CPD, asshole!"
    That one really got me for some reason 😂😂😂

  • @avacherubin4749
    @avacherubin4749 Год назад +15

    No nobody could drop that “CPD, asshole.” line way harder than Jay did. One of the most badass lines in the show.
    Also, the way the guy flew when he kicked the door open still kills me. 😂

  • @sydcash1626
    @sydcash1626 4 года назад +82

    One of my fav Jay scenes ever when that cop is like “I should lay you out.” and he’s like “I’d advise against trying that” the shade.

  • @ge3kg1rl86
    @ge3kg1rl86 4 года назад +47

    "i already told you"
    *door shuts*
    "SON OF A *KICK*"

  • @reindeerxtrash68
    @reindeerxtrash68 4 года назад +187

    Me: *has a first draft of a 1000 word essay due tomorrow*
    Also me: *watches this*

  • @NatDelfin
    @NatDelfin 5 месяцев назад +11

    Jay is hilarious, and Jesse is insanely talented, but the writing of the show was so much better back then!! wow!

  • @Jicexzei
    @Jicexzei 2 года назад +45

    Jay is such a underrated actor . He is funny and so nice in real life .. I love him so much ! Everytime I just want to go in the screen and act with him

  • @user-wu7xc6ts8i
    @user-wu7xc6ts8i Год назад +6

    “Wipe that stupid smile off ur face” we ❤ jay

  • @mmelomaniacc
    @mmelomaniacc 4 года назад +67

    *Am I banging on your door? No? Then go back inside.*
    mood.

    • @beckaronibean
      @beckaronibean 4 года назад +11

      I feel like when he's undercover, he just plays himself with no filter 😂

  • @alec5103
    @alec5103 4 года назад +53

    "Well..how's he doing?"
    *angry noises*
    *"He's been shot in the chest-"*

  • @isabellafarina5134
    @isabellafarina5134 4 года назад +83

    Jay: “There’s a dry cleaner in the building” Erin: “ you don’t know what dry cleaning is” 😂😂😂😂 gets me every time

  • @SilverStormzAndGoldenRain
    @SilverStormzAndGoldenRain 4 месяца назад +3

    "What does your suit look like?"
    "Like a suit!"
    😂 I love Jay 😭

  • @teresakaminska5716
    @teresakaminska5716 5 месяцев назад +10

    'le snob' 'If you're pressing alarm, I'll break your hand' 'We played Scrabble, like once, in her apartment', 'ok hooked on phonics you want to step outside?' LMAO 🤣🤣 Jay was so hilarious and great !! Man, the new showrunner and the new writers ruined this show and most of the characters, so bad! This was a real Chicago PD, these old clips and seasons! this is the show I will always love, not the current cr*p!

  • @allietaylor822
    @allietaylor822 4 года назад +111

    Got to love when Will is teasing his younger brother jay. Family feels ❤

    • @RachelleJayne1993
      @RachelleJayne1993 4 года назад +3

      Jays older than Will... 🤔 I think lol

    • @ajunicee
      @ajunicee 4 года назад +5

      RachelleJayne1993 I don’t think anyone knows lol, I’ve seen it being both ways and idk either lol

    • @RachelleJayne1993
      @RachelleJayne1993 4 года назад +2

      @@ajunicee I'm sure Jay tells whats her name?? From SVU that Will's his younger brother... 🤔 not 100% but fairly certain lol

    • @myhighladyofthenightcourt
      @myhighladyofthenightcourt 4 года назад +6

      Jay is older

    • @masteroforeos1208
      @masteroforeos1208 4 года назад +5

      Jay is the older brother :)

  • @thekuriboh275
    @thekuriboh275 4 года назад +330

    Erin: "What does your suit look like?"
    Jay: "Like a suit."
    Erin: "It has to look high-end."
    Jay: "....... I have nice suits."
    that was such a funny scene LMAO
    I miss how well they were together

    • @gracieadamson2976
      @gracieadamson2976 4 года назад +3

      Just Some Random Pharaoh what season and ep was that?

    • @Zhanya_Hotd
      @Zhanya_Hotd 4 года назад +1

      Do you know what episode it is

    • @yeahshippers5463
      @yeahshippers5463 3 года назад +1

      @@gracieadamson2976 ​ @Zhanya Carpenter season 1, episode 6

  • @tysontntjones3769
    @tysontntjones3769 4 года назад +56

    His bluntness is to be admired.

  • @gabrielleolszewski4635
    @gabrielleolszewski4635 4 года назад +39

    3:02 “I hope we’re talking about the same thing”

  • @alexa3634
    @alexa3634 4 года назад +42

    “ he’s been shot in the chest” 😂

  • @brandiashley7487
    @brandiashley7487 4 года назад +68

    I miss his and Erin’s sassy conversations together 😪😪

  • @beckyc.4945
    @beckyc.4945 4 года назад +29

    "Thought you were the delivery guy..."
    "Wish I was.... nice cat."
    XD

  • @heathy4671
    @heathy4671 4 года назад +41

    “ I feel like a house husband”
    “Arrr”

  • @brookeyoung855
    @brookeyoung855 4 года назад +141

    NICE CAT BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @katieair2350
    @katieair2350 2 года назад +5

    man : it was dark
    jay : it was 10am

  • @hilairejoseph3345
    @hilairejoseph3345 Год назад +4

    Jay was and will always be the best.. the show has gone down the toilet since his departure.. I basically only watch the old episodes with him..

  • @m3talh3advib3s
    @m3talh3advib3s 3 года назад +25

    “Come on Jay let’s go into Voight’s office”
    “First of all it’s detective and second let’s not get in the wrong foot”
    Poor Sean 😂

  • @sarnnadin
    @sarnnadin 2 года назад +17

    “It’s intimate”
    “Yeah so is prison”
    Had me rollingggg 😭

  • @salmar7733
    @salmar7733 4 года назад +27

    "I hope we are talking about the same thing" 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

  • @ellenodonoghue7806
    @ellenodonoghue7806 4 года назад +45

    1:34 Jay just full on breaks that guys spine kicking in the door. Also at 1:38 “She’s the police.She’s not an ambulance “🤣🤣🤣

    • @joshuagiron7600
      @joshuagiron7600 3 года назад +2

      What episode is 1:34

    • @nessydelight470
      @nessydelight470 2 года назад

      @@joshuagiron7600 Season 4 Episode 20 Grasping for Salvation

    • @jesselee9036
      @jesselee9036 Год назад

      Hy thanks for your support towards my movie career

    • @simplyylili4289
      @simplyylili4289 9 месяцев назад

      ​@nessydelight470 sorry to ask but do you know what episode 1:52 is on?

  • @nicholasrolo886
    @nicholasrolo886 Год назад +5

    "Paraphernalia, there's an R in there"
    "Ok hooked on phonics you want to step outside?"

  • @alexa3634
    @alexa3634 4 года назад +18

    “ I’ll tackle her.... gently” 😂😂

  • @olivia-iq2lg
    @olivia-iq2lg 3 года назад +32

    lady: “ I thought you were the delivery guy”
    jay: “ wish I was”
    lady: *shocked*
    jay: “nice cat”
    😂😂😂

  • @datta4062
    @datta4062 4 года назад +10

    No one:
    Absolutely Not A single Soul:
    Jay Halstead: NiCe cAT

  • @heathy4671
    @heathy4671 4 года назад +45

    “What’s the reward”
    “A firm handshake and a sincere thank you”

  • @cfolk287
    @cfolk287 3 года назад +12

    “detective chuckles... if you don’t mind” lmao I absolutely love jay🤣🤣
    he has the funniest quotes/lines

  • @Blueassjellybeans
    @Blueassjellybeans 8 месяцев назад +3

    you should've added the convo between his brother and him
    -mom says u haven't been home since months
    -yeah? well dad says u haven't talked to him in a year
    -make it 2

  • @chimestonks
    @chimestonks 4 года назад +120

    erin is JUST as sassy...
    maybe thats why they were perfect

  • @laurenw.8178
    @laurenw.8178 3 года назад +11

    *the Chicago P.D “Prince of Sass”* 😂👏🏽

  • @celine9692
    @celine9692 3 года назад +12

    Jay - how many people?
    Man- 2
    Jay- can you describe Them to me ?
    Man- no it was dark ....
    Jay- *it was 10 am.*

  • @cassy-9220
    @cassy-9220 4 года назад +34

    Jay: Chicago PD!!
    Man: *opens door a little* “who are you?”
    Jay: I already told y- *door slams*
    Jay: Son of a- *kicks door in sending man flying*
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @cassy-9220
      @cassy-9220 4 года назад +1

      Why Don’t We Limelight I don’t honestly remember

    • @nessydelight470
      @nessydelight470 3 года назад +2

      @Tyler Behm Season 4 Episode 20 Grasping for Salvation

  • @brookewilliams7143
    @brookewilliams7143 3 года назад +15

    “Can you describe them to me?”
    “No it was dark”
    “It was 10 am “

  • @bethdocherty920
    @bethdocherty920 3 года назад +15

    "No you told me it was done, the girls gotta eat"
    Jay: "so now your hungry"
    I'm dead-

  • @russelconor8704
    @russelconor8704 4 года назад +25

    love Jay, he is so good and in s7 his storyline is getting more and more complex

  • @amandizzzmandizzz
    @amandizzzmandizzz 4 года назад +17

    “-Thought you were the delivery guy
    -Wish I was.... Nice cat”
    Omg I can’t😂😂😂😂

  • @ryrolove1829
    @ryrolove1829 3 года назад +16

    1:56 Both brothers are sassy lol, it just runs in the family

  • @corybernstein3872
    @corybernstein3872 4 года назад +55

    Erin always had Jay's back

  • @tigreblanc7732
    @tigreblanc7732 4 года назад +19

    His voice 💕💕💕

  • @moremakaela5295
    @moremakaela5295 4 года назад +13

    “If you’re gonna lie out some effort in it for me” lmao 😂

  • @anissa4176
    @anissa4176 4 года назад +21

    "What kind of dog do you think I am?"
    "And you're hungry now"

    • @dhinton1
      @dhinton1 4 года назад +1

      I swear that first question had to be rhetorical. LOL

  • @unpoulpesauvage7402
    @unpoulpesauvage7402 4 года назад +18

    Gosh I love this guy soooo much ♡

  • @carbonwolf1087
    @carbonwolf1087 2 года назад +4

    2:42 "Ok hooked on phonics, wanna step outside?" Wonderful line

  • @salmar7733
    @salmar7733 4 года назад +9

    I can look at this a million times. Jay and Jesse's deliverance of Jay quibs are precious.

  • @cheyennebaker4445
    @cheyennebaker4445 4 года назад +9

    He is probably one of my favorites 🤣 I lost it when he told the lady “Nice cat..”

  • @omalor
    @omalor 3 года назад +11

    2:58 God I love that little smirk on her face!!!

  • @arsenalfan2497
    @arsenalfan2497 3 года назад +8

    “If advise against trying that” I died 🤣🤣

  • @mariehughes752
    @mariehughes752 4 года назад +12

    “Nadia” “what kind of dog do you think I am” 😂😂

  • @theomgsee8217
    @theomgsee8217 3 года назад +6

    ”Ok hooked on phonics, you wanna step outside?”

  • @Xxtentanticion_Editzz
    @Xxtentanticion_Editzz 3 года назад +29

    1:32
    Bad guy: who are you
    Jay: I already told you
    *Slams door
    Jay: SON OF A!
    BAD GUY: *I CAN BELIEVE I CAN FLY 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @pumpergirl
      @pumpergirl Год назад

      OH MY GOD I NEED SOMEBODY TO MAKE AN EDIT OF THAT😭😭

  • @il_Padrino83
    @il_Padrino83 4 года назад +17

    -Chicago PD
    -Who are you
    -I already tell you.
    -*boom*
    -ugh.. Sonofabitch... BANG.
    Αfter Voight... Jay is the guy.
    Favorite by far character.... After Voight of course...ooohhh... I already said that. 😏
    P. S: nice cat??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @alllionssportsclub340
    @alllionssportsclub340 4 года назад +20

    Lady- thought u were the delivery guy
    Jay- no I wish I was. Nice cat
    Me: but she’s holding a dog

  • @rebeccawolf8317
    @rebeccawolf8317 3 года назад +5

    Jay being sassy... more like Jay being ICONIC!🤣🤣🤣 he is EVERYTHING!🤣🤣😍😍😍

  • @pjoxeditss
    @pjoxeditss Год назад +4

    3:50 THE SIDE EYE- I CANTTTT🤣

  • @GK-ym1nq
    @GK-ym1nq 4 года назад +7

    "If you press an alarm, I will break your hand :)"

  • @leoniegraf3126
    @leoniegraf3126 2 года назад +8

    Sentences I quote daily:
    “A firm handshake and a sincere thank you. That’s what you get”

  • @briannaberger2119
    @briannaberger2119 3 года назад +3

    idk why he gives me dean winchester and mickey (shameless) vibes lmaoo

  • @meganpowell4631
    @meganpowell4631 4 года назад +25

    The suit part just gets me everytime,, “what’s your suit look like” “like a suit” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @madisondavis351
    @madisondavis351 4 года назад +8

    Jay: Lose the grin or I'll lose it for you.
    I'm sooo stealing that. 😁

  • @parkymeg2353
    @parkymeg2353 4 года назад +6

    Lindsay: no you told me we were done but a girls gotta eat.
    Jay: now your hungry. 😂😂💕💕

  • @dizzybatz
    @dizzybatz 4 года назад +9

    Jay halstead has some real great lines

  • @ThatBrunetteFromCali
    @ThatBrunetteFromCali 3 года назад +7

    1:30 is my favorite. The way he kicks in the door so annoyed😂😂😂😂😂

  • @crystal7965
    @crystal7965 4 года назад +22

    *Was anyone here with mAn sLuT??*

  • @vaysinterlude
    @vaysinterlude Год назад +1

    😭😂😂missing halstead extra hard tonight

  • @taitai7976
    @taitai7976 2 года назад +1

    “hes been shot in the chest” im dead with no funeral😭😭😭😭😭