Tango 9 Maureen (you sing Mark!)

Brth hour and death hour meet.Dancing on deathless fet.Like snowflakes in AprilThaw meThaw meThaw me Int sleep.

[@kykylikeitlikeit144]

Hot damn, that's a good Joanne.

[@PrinceTrexus]

best joann i've heard so far... i'm trying to make a video response with me singing Mark's part

[@fiweeh]

nice joann, really good harmoney at the end

[@pokemontrainers1012]

That was fun to get to actually duet that song

[@gracecondon8059]

U were a great singer

[@Crushkai]

YEa i agree

[@jesselumb3592]

Thank you!

[@thebets6199]

The samples won't delay but the cable
There's another way
Say something, anything
Test one, two, three
Anything but that
This is weird
It's weird
Very weird
Fucking weird
I'm so mad that I don't know what to do
Fighting with microphones
Freezing down to my bones
And to top it all off I'm with you
Feel like going insane
Got a fire in your brain
And you're thinking of drinking gasoline
As a matter of fact
Honey, I know this act
It's called the Tango: Maureen
The Tango: Maureen
It's a dark, dizzy, merry-go-round
As she keeps you dangling (you're wrong)
Your heart she is mangling (it's different with me)
And you toss and you turn 'cause her cold eyes can burn
Yet you yearn and you churn and rebound
I think I know what you mean
The Tango: Maureen
Has she ever pouted her lips and called you Pookie?
Never
Have you ever doubted a kiss or two?
This is spooky
Did you swoon when she walked through the door?
Every time, so be, cautious
Did she moon over other boys?
More than moon
I'm getting nauseous
Where'd you learn to tango?
With the French ambassador's daughter in her dorm room at Miss Porter's
And you?
With Nanette Himmelfarb, the rabbi's daughter at the Scarsdale Jewish community center
It's hard to do this backwards
You should try it in heels
She cheated
She cheated
Maureen cheated
Fucking cheated
I'm defeated, I should give up right now
Gotta look on the bright side with all of your might
I'd fall for her still anyhow
When you're dancing her dance
You don't stand a chance
Her grip of romance makes you fall
So you think might as well
Dance a tango to hell
At least I'll have tangoed at all
The Tango: Maureen
Gotta dance 'til your diva is through
You pretend to believe her
'Cause in the end you can't leave her
But the end it will come
Still you have to play dumb
'Til your glum and you bum and turn blue
Why do we love when she's mean?
And she can be so obscene
My Maureen

[@alininery6936]

MARK
Acho que já sei!
Fala alguma coisa, qualquer coisa!
JOANNE
Teste um, dois, três
MARK
Tudo menos "teste"
JOANNE
É estranho
MARK
É estranho
JOANNE
Muito estranho
MARK
Tão estranho
JOANNE
Tô tão mal...
Eu não sei o que fazer
Brigo com microfones
Grito no telefone
E tô, pra piorar, com você
MARK
Acha que vai pirar? Que não vai aguentar?
Mas você segue em frente mesmo assim?
JOANNE
Bem, eu vou te contar
MARK
Nem precisa falar!
Eu sei: o Tango Maureen
O Tango Maureen!
Rodopios até desmaiar
Você segue a dança
JOANNE
Não mesmo!
MARK
Um dia ela cansa
JOANNE
É diferente comigo!
MARK
Mas não vai se esquecer
Só pode obedecer
Se perder de prazer
Com seu par
JOANNE
Eu já vi algo assim
MARK
O Tango Maureen
Ela nunca te provocou chamando "pookie"?
JOANNE
Nunca.
MARK
Você nunca desconfiou ou viu?
JOANNE
Isso é truque
Você treme ao vê-la chegar?
MARK
Tremo sempre. Vai com calma
JOANNE
A pegou olhando pra alguém?
MARK
Mais que olhando...
JOANNE
Entendo Nossa...
E mente?
MARK
Só mente.
JOANNE
Maureen mente?
MARK
Sempre mente.
JOANNE
Me entende?
Eu não vou mais tentar
MARK
Basta só esquecer
Do que não se quer ver
JOANNE
Sempre sabe me conquistar
MARK
Só se entra na dança
Sem esperança
Ela sempre alcança o que quer
Pare e pense melhor
JOANNE
Podia ser bem pior.
MARK
Ao menos teve essa mulher
O Tango Maureen
Pra não ver sua diva partir
Você finge que aceita
E vive a farsa perfeita
Mas então, no final
Se sentindo um boçal
Num portal
Infernal vai cair.
Por que dizer sempre sim?
O Tango Maureen!