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Комментарии • 84

  • @broEye1
    @broEye1 2 года назад +269

    I noticed one odd thing: on the last line, she doesn't say they'll KILL everyone who tries to enter, only that they'll KEEP them. She also didn't actually confirm when the captain said that they'd killed others who entered. Could it be that they actually just captured some/many of them, gave them places to live in their territory or even allowed them to be uplifted too?

    • @idcgaming518
      @idcgaming518 2 года назад +25

      A good theory friend. I heard that too.

    • @angrydragonslayer
      @angrydragonslayer 2 года назад +21

      Whenever someone says they'll "keep" someone irl.....
      I hope your assumption is right because the alternative..... The original 4chan guy who posted the home intruder milking meme was actually milking a (male) thief

    • @-cogito_ergo_sum-
      @-cogito_ergo_sum- 2 года назад

      Or maybe experimented on, after all that's what they get for being a filthy xeno

    • @taitano12
      @taitano12 2 года назад +22

      There are many options. From the altruistic types you mentioned, to harsh slavery, to an eternal hell like the ones in our mythologies, to other, more bizarre fates. Heck, it could be all of the above, depending on who enters and their motives and intentions.

    • @citizen_grub4171
      @citizen_grub4171 2 года назад +11

      @@taitano12 No one as advanced as the humans in this story would need, or want, slaves. That would be a downgrade.

  • @nocount7517
    @nocount7517 2 года назад +50

    Finally, a one-shot with a full resolution!

  • @nweasels
    @nweasels 2 года назад +83

    ....Did... we grey goo ourselves? I think we grey goo'd ourselves.

    • @Starlitsoul0359
      @Starlitsoul0359 Год назад +19

      I think they also may have not wanted to spread that fate to the other alien species, so they pretty much just secluded themselves away and avoid contact like the plauge.
      Buuuut of course when people enter their space they can’t just let em leave. Otherwise they’ll tell, and possibly spark the other species to do the same.

    • @jesseamaya4413
      @jesseamaya4413 Год назад +17

      ABSOLUTELY we Grey gooed ourselves while evolving into a 5th or 6th dimensional beings while at the same time interweaving the very human trait of wanting to help and assist into the part of us we left in 4d space.

    • @davidaward82
      @davidaward82 4 месяца назад +2

      late reply, i know, but i think this author has written others before where humanity had uploaded itself into matrioshka brains and use remote ships and AI ships

  • @iszox2973
    @iszox2973 2 года назад +43

    This is really well narated, good job on your end

  • @veryorangecone5379
    @veryorangecone5379 Год назад +15

    me, a destiny player hearing black triangle ship: EVIL GEOMETRY *hhiiiiiiiiiiisssssss*

    • @satibel
      @satibel Год назад +4

      tbh it's also primal brain go "spiky shape scary."

    • @veryorangecone5379
      @veryorangecone5379 Год назад

      @@satibel I knew there was a reason I hated math

  • @thirg424
    @thirg424 2 года назад +11

    Good story and good job narrating.

  • @norneaernourn8240
    @norneaernourn8240 Месяц назад

    This is so Stargate lol. The pyramid "motherships" and then the ascension.

  • @lancekostecka368
    @lancekostecka368 2 года назад +8

    Very nice loved this story.

  • @daveretash9153
    @daveretash9153 9 месяцев назад +1

    That felt good, thank you.

  • @onerxowns2202
    @onerxowns2202 2 года назад +5

    Humanity a species of GODS

    • @hekmatyar4476
      @hekmatyar4476 Год назад

      no they are the ones who *MADE THE GODS*

  • @grogvaughan5649
    @grogvaughan5649 6 месяцев назад +1

    Dr Daniel Jackson and his friends are unbound by the rule of interference. Great story.

  • @Inquisitor-Yog-Sothoth
    @Inquisitor-Yog-Sothoth 2 года назад +37

    They didn't ascend, they wiped them selves out and replaced everyone with AI that thinks it's human. They are just renegade AI.

    • @Sanquinity
      @Sanquinity 2 года назад +19

      Humanity as it once was is indeed dead. But the minds of those humans still live on. It's not a renegade AI, it's human minds being uploaded into machines. (or to be more specific, grey goo I.E. nanobot swarms.)

    • @gabrielandradeferraz386
      @gabrielandradeferraz386 2 года назад

      chrysalys anyone?

    • @DeSpaceFairy
      @DeSpaceFairy 2 года назад +4

      Yes but no, assuming an AI is capable to simulate your mind and memories at 99.9999999991% accuracy, down to the smallest quirk making your personality unique and way of thinking.
      Then all the closest people to you (even you if you wish) have a discussion with this simulation, then discern absolutely no difference at all between you both.
      Don't you think that simulation is as human as you can be yourself.
      If you think this isn't the same, just a machine with a convincingly copying your mannerisms, consider the following.
      You are not your brain a mere hardware, and not directly the emergent property of its neurochemistry, a.k.a intelligence a software, likes all of us and the universe we are able to perceives with our limited human senses around us, our experiencing of what we call reality, are the rendering as inputs and the interpretation as outputs from either an organic or synthetic computer(different methods same results).

    • @citizen_grub4171
      @citizen_grub4171 2 года назад +2

      @@DeSpaceFairy OK. So you're saying people with amnesia are dead.

    • @DeSpaceFairy
      @DeSpaceFairy 2 года назад +4

      @@citizen_grub4171 it depends of definition you attached to "people" or a "person", I have a parent with Alzheimer syndrom I can say that the person they was is no more, and what is left are the pieces of a fragmented mind stuttering before resting every 10 minutes or so.

  • @barstool9156
    @barstool9156 Год назад

    DESTINYS TRUE ENDING CONFIRMED?

  • @scullcrusher3981
    @scullcrusher3981 2 года назад

    Hi

  • @Bdady74
    @Bdady74 Год назад

    Algorithm appeasement comment

  • @85xbigbenx
    @85xbigbenx 11 месяцев назад +1

    Tried to listen but couldn't get used to your way to fast speech mixed with your mumbling words together. Not every sentence I meant to be SuPeR TheAtrICal man. If everything you say is emphasized, then nothing is.

  • @scotteggert9820
    @scotteggert9820 Год назад +79

    Even when ascended, Humanity is still the most compassionate Assholes in the universe.

    • @jesseamaya4413
      @jesseamaya4413 Год назад +16

      Dude, you made me snort coca cola out my nose. That should be engraved for all eternity, no better description of humanity.

  • @peterwall8191
    @peterwall8191 2 года назад +100

    Oh hell no! Humans setting themselves up as gods to the rest of the galaxy! What could possibly go wrong?

    • @julonkrutor4649
      @julonkrutor4649 2 года назад +20

      why do those words ring in my head "Let the galaxy burn!"?

    • @Kydrou
      @Kydrou 2 года назад +8

      Explains Greek Gods

    • @narutohuntmendemon6354
      @narutohuntmendemon6354 2 года назад +4

      Aliens are gods? That explains things!

    • @taitano12
      @taitano12 2 года назад +10

      Three or four millennia later: YOU JUST HAD TO ASK, DIDN'T YOU??

    • @THESIXTHEGG
      @THESIXTHEGG 2 года назад +5

      @@julonkrutor4649 Chaos has consumed you.

  • @nk_3332
    @nk_3332 Год назад +24

    Galaxy: We have stardrives and quantum weapons!
    Humans: We have apotheosis.

  • @Rin_Animations
    @Rin_Animations 2 года назад +29

    Wow this makes it seem like humanity is kinda like the darkness from Destiny

  • @lumberluc
    @lumberluc 11 месяцев назад +19

    So humanity turned into Necrons but without the whole "murder, murder, death, death!" Mentality.
    That's a good direction. Removing the abilty to sin, and replace it with progress.

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 2 года назад +18

    Help someone when they're in trouble and they'll return the next time they're in trouble

    • @citizen_grub4171
      @citizen_grub4171 2 года назад +3

      Oh no. How horrible.

    • @donanthebarbarian5177
      @donanthebarbarian5177 2 года назад +2

      As mentioned by the humans though, only if you are truly in desperate need will we help, and even then only if you can't resist/resolve the extinction/complete racial enslavement level problem you've encountered yourself. If you are not in truly desperate need we will just keep those who entered to ask for help.

  • @snbforever
    @snbforever 11 месяцев назад +2

    Can you slow down your speech please?
    Thank you.

  • @phantomwraith1984
    @phantomwraith1984 Год назад +2

    So humanity steamrolls trespassers and assholes with black star destroyers.
    Also "Nanomachines, son!"

  • @bananabreadguy7960
    @bananabreadguy7960 Год назад +4

    Pyramid ships? Must be goaulds.

    • @Voron_Aggrav
      @Voron_Aggrav Год назад +3

      Or a sense of humour, referencing the ancient joke of "Aliens" whenever the pyramids construction is brought up

  • @johnsanford3596
    @johnsanford3596 4 месяца назад

    Different. Humans as the enigmatic, uber-isolationist super advanced aliens is a bit of a switch from common sci-fi.

  • @seanrobert9661
    @seanrobert9661 2 года назад +2

    [documented contact]

  • @legionx4046
    @legionx4046 3 месяца назад

    Dont touch the boats is the lesson

  • @beingsneaky
    @beingsneaky Год назад

    So humans are assholes eh?

  • @brianlips8346
    @brianlips8346 Год назад +1

    Thanks for the story 😊☺️

  • @GenStallion
    @GenStallion 2 года назад +1

    More please

  • @beingsneaky
    @beingsneaky Год назад

    Ppppssshhh humans talking about greed yeah right..

  • @christerry8531
    @christerry8531 Год назад

    I don't know humans killing people who want to make money or killing people who need our help

  • @lanceknowlton1871
    @lanceknowlton1871 Год назад

    Obligatoire algorithm comment

  • @victortahlor4038
    @victortahlor4038 Год назад

    Thank you for the reading

  • @heinzsoup20
    @heinzsoup20 2 года назад

    First (kinda)