Equius's Introduction: Homestuck Comic Dub | VoFT Dubs

Imagine if Equius met Kankri like this in the cannon.
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[@DDroog-eq7tw]

"As l9ng as it is n9t 9ffensive"
Anyone with half a brain: this is definitly gonna be offensive

[@princessberry5504]

Equius before karkat: 🥛 *gently holds*
Equius after karkat: 🔳👄🔳 kill

[@dirk8337]

lmao true

[@Bell.luvsuu]

KSHSJSBD

[@thistleywistley681]

HAHAJ HELP WHY DO I THINK THIS IS FUNNY--

[@thespookiestboy]

im really over here laughing at this comment like cal
fuckin
help me

[@mibukdesjarlais534]

"I need every towel." 😂😂😂😂

[@z1BRRR]

Yes he does-

[@imaginingRealities]

“He is so sweaty”
*yep,that’s equ we know.*

[@mrpepsin273]

i think equius is freaking out because i think he knows his ancestor killed the signless

[@niccaz8213]

OH FUCK THAT'S RIGHT AAAUAGJ

[@Relichunters01]

@@niccaz8213 and because his ancestor was a creep left the disciple to live on and eventually have nepeta

[@jcii670]

Oh-
The irony in that-

[@dangernoodlegrewlegs5929]

@@Relichunters01 aren't nepeta and karkat both from deciple and signless?

[@Relichunters01]

@@dangernoodlegrewlegs5929 yes they are, they're siblings and kanaya is their gay vampire aunt

[@waheey]

be nice
*no, nepeta*

[@syweb2]

I misread this as "Be nice, Be Nepeta."
Kinda disappointed, ngl.

[@waheey]

@@syweb2 that applies too tbh

[@geminirenegade9290]

That Nepeta voice is lovely.

[@RokuroOkAJima]

:O

[@dirk8337]

R.I.P the milk in Equius's hand after Karkat said that.

[@tathnousoxide9707]

and every milk glass that was ever in his hand lol

[@poisonstrategy]

karkat cant keep his mouth shut

[@void9309]

It’s wonderful

[@poisonstrategy]

Edana Donahue im gonna beat his ass

[@captainazzy4463]

Me: *Autotune cries in Equius kinnie*

[@cyberdelta1973]

*autotune cries in karkat kin*

[@borealissystem5916]

*autotune cries in Kankri and Nepeta kinnie*

[@xXTobias_Erin_RogersXx]

**Cries**

[@Noel-Bliss]

At this point I’m afraid to ask wats a kinnie but✌🏾

[@Gjoob]

*cries in sag and equius kinnie*

[@alarmlessRifleman]

Aaaaaaand the neverending cycle of lecturing had begun.
Imagine Kankri overhearing Equius offending and humilating others because of their blood. He won't *ever* leave the big guy alone after that. And since Equius is actually harmless and won't hurt him under any curcimstances (Nepeta won't forgive him for that), Kankri is going to never give up on lecturing him, no matter what Equius says.
Who knows, maybe they were made for each other? A dude who secretly wants others to be disrespectful 'cuz that would give him an opportunity to read them an infinite lecture, and a dude who secretly wants to be told what to do (and... isn't really hopeless, once you think about it: in Alterniabound he was already thinking about how the hemospectrum is not always a thing everyone has to follow).

[@crescentfeather7]

Oh they'd be a horrible pair. Awful, really. I love it, I'm gonna go share this one

[@johngrant8390]

Kankri:Karkat, must I give you a “Friendly Reminder” about these offensive actions
(If you get the reference, you get it.)

[@xXTobias_Erin_RogersXx]

Ah yes, my gun c9llecti9n.

[@poprocks6576]

ALLLLL OF THE TOWLES STAT OR THE ENTIRE UNDERWORLD IS DONE FOR

[@leonidaz171]

ITS FEELIN LIKE MOTHERFUCKING 2012 RIGHT NOW LETS GOOO

[@fuz606]

kankri's voice is so beautiful 😳

[@seannawatters]

wait , homestuck comic video... ok... from.. five- F,FIVE DAYS AGO??? not 2018 or older?? ? h.ang on wa ,it hol d on, ,,
WAIT THIS ISNT THE ONLY

[@petestrong7434]

All towels suddenly disappeared in the known universal reality in 2 seconds flat😂

[@MKMaffo]

alright never knew i needed this dynamic holy moly

[@friendshipkills5758]

karkat and kankri's hair seem switched

[@Bell.luvsuu]

They would literally be the best of friends omg

[@MagicRose03]

I like Nepeta's voice in this

[@ughh4670]

I love their Kankri voice. 👌👌

[@moriahboring6789]

I am the only wondering kantkri going to relise that when ever says as long it's not offensive to some over troll about some joke or whatever it makes it 90 percent more likely that they'll make offense on propose ! Also most jokes at least some of the more dark humor ones and just jokes in general could be taken as offensive pretty easily

[@poeticcinema5857]

Kankri X Equius is a ship I had not considered until now, and I am just a tad disappointed in myself

[@BUGFlower413]

I need *EVERY* towel.

[@ghostlytavern129]

He’s so sweaty 😭

[@cushionysleet90]

Please I feel so bad for Kankri 😭

[@__________._________________.]

That background music caught me off guard

[@themoss5387]

Equius ,, poor baby ,,

[@kondreamurr1804]

Gay panic overdrive!

[@xXTobias_Erin_RogersXx]

It was n9t "Gay panic", it was regular panic.

[@moriahboring6789]

Especially if you takes things to serious.

[@tiarehenry7507]

nepeta sounds like Mabel from gravity falls

[@Zombie3-cn4xd]

IM DIEING AT THIS

[@mev6512]

niiiice....

[@xxchaotic_pupxx]

I knew tessa was kankri 😂💕

[@pumm3lfuff]

I had a dream about this

[@gaminevilmushroom7571]

Please tell me about it

[@strawberry-alien]

I would so pull a karkat move and do this to one of my friends.

[@carcinogeneticist-oj4sg]

NO REGRETS

[@kalenipclaw5683]

Knew it'd be that

[@floofdoodle4349]

>xD

[@SevenBlueCrows]

Hey guys wanna watch me to a epic backflip

[@ErikaOlsen67]

I herd danganronpa music in the backrond :7

[@ErikaOlsen67]

:33> i misspelled that

[@sarahgonzales5598]

Isn´t Kankri Karkats danceestor?

[@ObsidianBlackBird98]

Yes but in Karkat's timeline Kankri is his Ancestor...When in the same timeline ( or at least existing in the same time ) I think is when the term "Dancestor" is used

[@poprocks6576]

Damn you inconprencible family +rees!!!!

[@caustic5838]

Yes. Yes he is. Kankri comes from universe A1, but Karkat comes from universe A2. In universe A1 Kankri is just Kankri, but in universe A2 Kankri is the signless, who is also Karkat's ancestor and is dead. When they meet each other they call each other their dancestors. So yes, he is their dancestor.

[@Rose-zf2vy]

Kkkk :D

[@moriahboring6789]

Seriously not saying jokes can't be offensive though .