Nmp Finds Out About Her Weird Viewers 💀
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Jerking it ✅
Multitasking ❌
Jerkitasking
@@penyuwanoh my god that’s genius😂
she's right tho?
not being able to resist commenting needs to be studied
@@RougeLinobut are you unable to use more than one hand?
You only need one hand 👌
"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing." Ron Swanson.
Who is she?
@@kd2156an idiot
That's the best sentence I've ever heard I love how this is completely irrelevant😂
@@kd2156google it lil bro
@@kd2156 you’ve never seen Parks And Rec? Ron’s a character from the show
Cinna just wants, commitment to the task you choose to endeavor first.
*endeavor
Take pride in your work 😂
@@veritaseru Thanks, mate.
@@veritaseru *Endeavour
@@Someguy_8e2 Is that the British Spelling?
Just to educate her, they don't take their hands off its a skill to type left handed
thelukeblack83 knows this because of his friend. Im his friend.
@@mmvdleest1733😮😳
jokes on you I choke the chicken with my non dominant hand
@@nasgor22 bro you a Wmans the off hand feels like a different person bro😩
Yeeh😮
I removed my hand for this
Underrated comment 😂
😂
Lmfaooo 🤣 😂
Ikr Nick is just too tempting to not
LMAO I'm dead
"keep goin im almost finished"
Lmfao 😂😅
Lmao
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😂😂😂
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"You ain't black" -Joe Biden
lmao
She doesnt look black not with tjat hair
@@viresinnumeris7755 I was shocked the first time I watched the long version of that video. I thought She was Mexican or Latina. But Yeah she is black and japanese I think no sure though. Her hair was the main point of confusion for me 😅
Looks Asian to me
@@fusiontoa18you seen the reply above right?
Cinna really went to a predominantly black neighbourhood and went: "How do you do fellow blacks?"
That “i hope none” was too pure sounding to belong in this type of conversation
Don’t know who she is but if she’s streaming she might as well do of😂
You're extremely gullible and easy to fool.
Nope, it wasn't. I've met girls that deliver it just like her and they are all capping so hard. The way she said it is in between "just kidding, not really" and the way she smiled makes it worst, oh and that "I don't care, that much" goes right up the same alley. She can say whatever she wants, all that still fulfills her attention needs, as disgusting as it can get, she still loves the thought of it
I'm surprised there's no "*sigh, unzip" comments about that in particular.
@@glezard212 .....?
Billie Eyelash learned that oversized clothes dont fix sexualization. The imagination is unbeatable
Eyelash 😂😂
who tf .
in fact it makes it hotter
@@Ecco_The_Dolphin Sodapoppin calls her that it's hilarious
She didn't wear them for sexualization, she wore them because she has body dismorphia
If she didn’t tell me she was black, I never would have thought she was.
Exactly what I thought. LoL
I think she's got three different parts, black, white and japanese if I remember right. An interesting mix.
I though she was Polynesian
People say that to me all the time. I look Arab or straight up Latino. My mother is black, my dad is Puerto Rican, somehow I’m habibi
@@jaimemiranda2131yeah people are stupid im a mix of Arab, Spaniard, Jamaican, and Chinese but people say I look Indian, yet I look nothing like an Indian 💀
If you're black then my 2.5% makes me full Cherokee.
Exactly. She's as white as I am and I am part Dutch and part Irish. You can't get much whiter than that. She may be 2% black just like I'm 2% American Indian and I'm pretty sure that doesn't make me Indian.
Her dad is fully black lol
Actually her dad is black so 50% buddy @JoeHicks-ow4rm
Facts bro. I can be black, Cherokee, white, and Neanderthal I guess whenever I want
If I remember correctly, her dad is Black, and her mom is Japanese.
What she doesn't understand is that they're not removing their hand. They're in Hunt & Peck mode. True multitasking.
Or you can go full on pro and type with your left hand.
@@FlickerWanderfoot-rm4emor vice versa
Wonderful terminology, but I think they’re just trolling her
Nah they in God mode using speech recognition while they choke it
Wait, so they are using their nose to type and then choking the chicken at the same time?
Imagine next time she sees she has 3000 viewers and no one is typing😂
😂😂
😂😂
Best Comment 😂
Should be top comment 😂😂😂
Zero calculable interaction but she knows, and is horrified 😂
“Damn dats crazy” *unzips pants*
💀
@@fredchester4334this
😂😂😂
😅
😂😂😂
I just got done before clicking this video. She is safe. This time...
That "i hope none" sounded too innocent for this life
yeah, you foolish. She said she basicly does not mind. She carefull to not chase em away. She ain't innocent at all XD
Zzzzzziiiip
@@53Stratnever seen this creator but it probably means she knows they will do it, just don’t be even weirder by letting her know…
Lol no your comment is so innocent or naive
@@53Strathe just simp master
It's more of a "I don't need to know how weird you are" type of deal
exactly
you really think so?
cognitohazard
It's a "do what you want but leave me out of it" kind of thought process
The problem is it gets them off to let you know
This is why aliens don't visit earth
😂
They Already Have
This is why Earth men have given up
😂
@@sebastiancalvey1226yeah, heard that some aliens stayed in your house last week, how does it feel having such quest like what do they eat, or do they sleep and most importantly how do they pee. Geniune question.
She basically said “keep going, don’t stop”
Long story short, she into it apparently
If you take this comment the wrong way it makes you look like the biggest degenerate of all time 😂
I heard that different 🤣
@@gadzooks5541na that’s what I heard too 😅 I heard a little daddy whisper at the end too 😂😂😂
I wasn't before, but is she telling me to start?
I wonder how many people claim they're jerkin it but aren't in fact jerkin it.
It would make more sense to say i ain't whilst doing so, both are fucked but still..
@@Dorinauu I would believe someone is jerkin' it quicker if they said they weren't than if they said they were
i would say 99.5%
@@Dorinauuwhat one gets off too is nobody else's business regardless if you find it weird unless it's superfucked and illegal like peds
I'm schlopping it right now, I stop to reply to your comment.
"Keep going, I almost finished. One of best nuts in my life"
It was the acknowledgement, right? ;)
😂😂😂😂
@@davidstephenson164ew wth is this creature 💀 terrorist flag
😂
Cashew? 😉
Bro hasn't found out what one handed typing is 💀💀😭😭😭
"You're either cranking, or typing, pick one."
I have 2 hands
@@kevinstephens7994
One handing a 2 handed weapon is not advised.
@@kevinstephens7994 A penis, i mean a katana is a tow handed weapon
@@rockytom5889truer words have never been said.🫡
@@rockytom58892 handed weapon⁉️⁉️the whole gang comes out for my artillery 😤💪💪
More milk than coffee in that one.
Yea AND SWEARS it's the other way around!😂😂😂
Decaffeinated too
It may be the resolution of this shitty phone but I do not think water is going to bead of that hair😂.it's like the one drop rule. If one drop of water is absorbed by the hour your not black
Yeah she's mixed. Not black. Just like Obama.
The classic "Hate Wank" - always a satisfying finale
@user-th7ty4mm3b How can something so wrong, be so right?! 😉
This thread is deep
😂😂😂😂😂
@@tentaplayz3691 Like me in your m- nope not doing it.
I thought that was ppkinane on the vid@@tentaplayz3691
this girl not black💀💀
Have you see her dad💀
@@BlackLotus2077TikTok kid type humor…
mixed people dont exist anymore
She is half black, her dad is black and her mother is white
@@BlackLotus2077 33% of dads are not the biological father. People cheat....
Damn that’s crazy, who would do such a thing…………………
The stupidity 😅
What’s crazy is she is thinking about this while she is streaming 😂
What his, whats his name @@lvlplusplays
YEAH!!!!........yeah...... *sweating profusely*
@@TheBman292 dude with the ammount of gooners on the internet it's really not surprising she's thought about it
She is explaining
Confused
Again explaining
More confused.
Clever
I'm literally scratching my head too. My brain doesn't know what emotion to stick to 😂
scam
"Iehl, no that's weird! Less typing! More Beatin!!"
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Emiru she's 10% Ninja 😅
We be strokin..like she dont fast forward to a money shot😂
“You saw ankle bone?!”
“Holy garbanzo beans!!”
“Oo, wow”
“Bleep!”
“Shabloimps!”
“This is my boy”
“This is my boy”
ZabomafOoOoo
"You saw some ankle cleavage! you dirty devil!"😏🤜🤜
"Black you are barely even brown" - Harold and Kumar escape from Guantánamo bay
lmao
She is soo white😮
Matthew Perry @@MrJ0mmy
Appears asianish ( well its a word now! No offense ment to anyone..just assuming its more AI remakes.)
@@justmeisthatok7990well yeah she looks like emiru, people prolly get off to her the same kind of reason
Attention is a hell of a drug
and all are addicted to this now a days
@@2020gamingnetwork this has always been a thing 😂
@@2020gamingnetworkattention isn’t a new thing
Right... complaining™️ about it with a smirk on her face..... also.... black?
@@Josith13 No specific knowledge, but most definitely heavily mixed.
Fun fact- the average black person in the US is about 20% white. And most blacks in the US are in the south, so people like LeVar Burton shouldn't be so shocked when it turns out he has ancestors who fought for the Confederacy.
When you act disgusted over something you're actually stoked about.
she cleaely enjoys the fact that people do that LOL she sucks at hiding it
“Keep your mouth open. I’m almost there”
Bruvva 😅😂😅... you made me lose my timing! Now I gotta start all over again ... 1000lolipops, 2000lolipops, 3000lolipops....arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
"Almost finished" 😂
😂😂😂😂
DAWG😂
Who are you quoting?
😂😂😂😂😂
@@elvararchfeld9734 one of them
Thought he was gonna ask "Do you think you're black?" XD
😂😂😂😂exactly😂😂😂😂
Why? He's almost as light as she is
@@MyNameIsRow01ppl in 2024 will identify as everything thats not white lol
"Hope none?"
If it were none, how many viewers?
The quality of the one liners in the comments are top tier to the point I laughed so hard that I almost pissed my pants. Luckily I was already holding it.😂
If 3000 are watching, 2000 aren't there, and 200 are surely jerkin.
I think that's more accurate for gaming streams with twitch drops. Not the 200 jerkins it part.... The not watching part.......
200? Probably more like 10 at most, I doubt that many people are lonely
Nah man all 3k are. 🤣🤣🤣
@@youssefhossam327 bless your heart lmao
@@youssefhossam327 oh you sweet summer child.. You don't know how common that is from guys that watch female streamers
I am crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I didn't even know shes black 💀🤦
well half.
I unsubscribed the moment I found out
have youve not seen her dad?
@@Dee-jd6ym Corny as hell
this is why race is arbitrary, you can be pale as snow but classed as black.
She said “concentrate on doing it or dont do it”
Obviously it’s because they want you to read what they say and then it’s like you are a part of their experience
Aww! The way she said,”I hope not!” is so innocent.
That’s the kind of stuff that makes folks start yankin’ it to begin with.
"I hope none" *
@@sampessoa3195 And she knows it.
She wasn't born yesterday, she knows sex sells.
@@dismantledbrain5910 You have the mindset of a porn addict.
@@dismantledbrain5910 tf i havent seen much of her but does she even wear tight clothing much less anything that reveals somethin sexual? Cus i doubt it
She could pass for black, white, Spanish or Asian.
Spanish is still white. Do you mean Latina?
@@hipkiddo1252bro
Definitely not Asian. I can tell right away she’s not Asian.
@@hipkiddo1252Spanish is not white what?
@@redmafiapanda depends. some latinos can look whiter than a lot of white people. See David Pakman for example. He's from Argentina. I don't like him though because although he calls himself a social democrat, he shills like crazy for every democrat.
Training video for “How to spot a Delusional Person”
You don't think some men wouldn't do it xD
I think she's delusional if she thinks anyone would look at her and think she's black without her telling you so
@@Ragman312well it's twitch so the worst freak are there
@@Ragman312 I think there are people who would do that to anything, even a manga. But to say that about yourself is a whole new level of batshit crazy
@@abbasshachem3383I mean as person of colour I can say she's not black.... 1 of her parents might be but that means she's brown aka mixed 💯🤷🤣😂 America be fucking up are brothers an sisters different 💯💯💯🤦♂️
She 100% just made that up lol
She is so full of herself. 😢
No she didn’t lol there’s so many degens in all streamers chats
@@EtomidateEnjoyer stop simping
Actually quite opposite. She under exaggerated the numbers
Wait till she finds out some people can type one handed
Wait till speak to type is invented
Waiting till our thought can telepathicly type.😂
Wait till she finds out she’s not black.
Imagine needing two hands to type
Imagine only needing one hand to jack it 😂
@@briangabrielski945Oh you got the gorilla grip huh?
@@briangabrielski945Imagine needing your hands to jack it 😂
@mancheifer yeah, I just use my pecs
@@somedudenameddes0121 i use my lats
I watched this 3 times before I had a free hand
The black left the room 😂😂
Only need one hand to type
Its the index finger and thumb for me
this dude gets it!
Don't need any hands technically
Exactly
Master multitasker
"Live to Gooon.. Goon to win.." how Paul would say from KISS.
What the fuck…
i like that dirty talk
@@ilikeanimals5015 you like the "dirty talk" and your username is "I like animals" you like many things!
Oh yea, keep talking like that😏🤤🤤
Welcome to the internet -bo burnham
@@Felrohan "have a look around, everything that brain of yours can be think of, could be found"😂
she doesnt know its her face alone doing it Clueless
"Im black"
Her face : ☀️
In America you can black if you really want it! 😂😂 I mean Obama himself is half white.... But he is the first black president.... 🤣🤔
Welcome to reality lol 😂 black people come in many shades they aren’t literally black. Womp womp
She's half black....her dad is black
Ma'am, you are light skin at darkness
I was able to do it twice within this short
What the fuck
Sorry to hear that.
@@mae0742why he gets to feel good easy when ever with not much effort,some might think it's a win unless your self conscious and are afraid of what people think of you .
You need to pump those numbers up that's weak
@@seancampbell6557Im on my 5th
I'm very good at coordinating and multitasking. 😂😂😂
"I'm black" what kind of bs is that
If she's black, I'm the king of Rome
trying to gain sympathy
Transcolor xddd
Right? Lol. Here in Brazil there would be people that genuinely would call her white, and like no one would call her black.
She’s mixed
As a guy with a single hand i see this as an absolute win
They're not removing their hand. They're just one handing their two handed sword.
That’s where we draw the line 💀
' don't stop, have fun, keep going ' type of energy in this short😂
"I hope none 🥺"
What makes you think they're stopping to do it? They have 2 hands
THATS NOT GUNNA STOP ME I ONLY NEED ONE HAND
She found out what rage baiting really is 💀
When she says “I hope none” she sounds so innocent
It's the online equivalent to eye contact
😂🤣
He's standing there, hoping she doesn't include him
She's black? I'm genuinely confused. If she hadn't said it, I would have never known.
She isn't. Her great grandparent was black. She wants the government and social black privilege though so she needs to let everyone know "HEY EVERYONE! I KNOW YOU CAN'T TELL! BUT I'M BLACK! PLEASE TREAT ME SPECIAL!"
I thought she was Asian or Spanish or both 😂
Could it be because she is not black ?
@@0Leonx0 That's what I was thinking. It depends on what "being black" means. Are you black if your ancestors are black or if your skin is black? Her skin is not black, but her ancestors might be.
@@0Leonx0His dad is black. Lol
Chaturbate : DO I NOT EXIST 💀
She's a model There?
@@bossmadam8060 no it's just a site where you whack and type 💀 (18+ DONT GO)
Who is she
@bossmadam8060 you completely missed the joke 😂 no she's not on there lol
Girl doenst know we are one handed soldiers and are masters at multitasking.
Actually, seems like she just found out about that
@@Aedelias
Basically she’s saying to finish our business before we mingle
This is why god created man with two hands.
Think of the possibilities if we had three 😂
@@Ragman312 I don't even want to it might let me unlock the rest of my potential. My head locks away
God is not for perversion bro.
@@MarkMark-un5vythen why did he make sex pleaseureful
@@MarkMark-un5vy what, exactly is perversion? After all, he invented the whole penis/vagina thing. And if it's wrong, then why does it feel so good?
It can’t be only me thinking that she was either white or Asian. Never once thought she’s black
She just wants the government and social privilege that black people get. That's why she ignores the Asian/White in her and fully claims being black. No one in her family been black since her great grand parent.
Same
Exactly. She's a very white black chick.
Same
Just wait for the police radio traffic.
I could have went my whole life without knowing this information
shes 25%black but she still call herself black, what happened to the 75%🙄
It’s has become a bragging thing total idiots
I didn't expect that twist in the conversation.
For the people that are asking her name is Cinna
John Cinna?
😂@@MalarkTheJester
John Wick @@MalarkTheJester
John Wick @@MalarkTheJester
Cinnamon?
The one and one combo. Type with one, jerk with one. It’s called efficiency
They hold up their phones with their left hands, and call Rosie Palms to help with the right hand
Ma'am, we have two hands. . .
Lol, she made a good point. Pick a struggle, either type or jerk 😆
You only need one hand for each
@@heraldofoblivion499 lmao, I guess so 🤣
@@heraldofoblivion499 for my Glizzy I needed two. It's too heavy😂😂🤣🤣🗿🍆
Picc a struggle is wild😂😂
She doesn't like the thought of being talked to while you beat it... or specifically YOU talking while beating it. which means she doesn't do the whole stare into eachothers eyes shit, and talk while fucking.
“stop moving!, stand still”
My arms getting tired ,time to go super saiyan
LMFAO!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She thinks a bit high of herself
Way over the top. She so full of herself it's not even funny. Plus she black? Nooooot. And another thing.....how she know they're jerkin it and better yet how does she know it's furiously 😂😂😂 She only wishes😂😂😂
She loves the power that she imagines she has😂
Nah, they’re really jerking it
We just found the First Jerker.
Fr like, if it rly made her uncomfortable she wouldn't bring it up like this, she feelin herself in this video 😂
Found the guy who took his hand off his wiener to type
@@RandomyboredThe second jerker
The random shit i be scrollin thru these shorts
Gooner short pull
…do better u guys!!! Finish the session before u type in chat at least..
I'm a streamer's favorite chatter because by the time I reach for the keyboard I'm already done. I just chat with the clearest mind all the time.
Post nut clarity. No more horny thoughts clouding your mind.
no Im not going to
@@Erlisch1337 smh tsk tsk 🤦🏾♀️
CLEAN YO HANDS
She thinks guys use both hands to type 😂
Yeah that's a wtf moment
That one short before you go to bed
Literally
Attention is hell of a drug.
Definitely,one hunnid percent
people doin crazy things for social media and even making together content about the "je**ing off" other people 😂😂😂
She basically gave everyone permission to
Those wigs sure do help her pass
She's definitely mixed, so that could be her real hair straightened.
It's a wig
Him
@@jaspertaylor5824 Are you saying she is really a he, or that NMP is actually the guy she is talking to (despite the wording of the caption)?
I can’t imagine how weird that knowledge must feel.
Agreed. Life is easier when you're like me and can rest assured no one of the opposite sex (or same) finds you that attractive 😆
as weird as the feeling of waking up to reality lol
There's one-hand typing if the person is used to it.
"Why are you removing your hand?"
Maybe she doesnt want her viewers to stop.