It’s painful how much this is like a mom visiting her child’s apartment and trying to cook some food.... Just Aria’s pure panic and shock when she saw the fridge...
It's really so messy lol. Jake Paul's house has stuff lying around, Logan paul's stuff is always lying around, ksi has stuff in his room lying around, offline tv has stuff lying around, my brother is messy...am I the only one in my generation who is a neat freak and keeps things clean and tidy?
michael laughing because he has no idea how to deal with the cuteness of lily making him food is super relatable, my cheeks literally hurt from smiling at this video too much
The concern in Aria and Lily’s voice when Micheal said he was gonna finish the meal alludes to the fact that he’s eaten a dinner for 4 solo before and he is more then ready to do it again
Michael on lily's channel: rainbows and food uwu quirkyyy Michael on his channel: *FACIAL DETECTION, NAH I PERFER RACIAL DETECTION, AND BTW, HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO TAZE SOMEBODY UNWILLINGLY, WELL ME TOO. MY NAMES MICHAEL AND IM A DIAGNOSED PSYCHOPATH*
@@hinzlim9166 Hypothetically, if such a turtle has existed, then Micheal would have potentially made its breathing 'better' through using a plastic straw.
@@infwin5944 people mostly thinks he was joking because he is a living meme, but he actually wanted to eat it all because Lily did it for him when she doesn't even know how to cook, and that's so kind and lovely
Everyone who knows him for more than 10 seconds knows he hates tomatoes. I mean he scrapped a 3D printer and build a Robot out of it that picks tomatoes out of his Salad.
Serenidty i think ever since michael joined her stream everything they do is wholesome. Heck, that dead bird on the beach is more wholesome than my life.
„I wouldn’t put the tomatoes in...“ Clearly, i would, he HATES tomatoes, buuut remember? He has a... yes he has a rather questionable device for impaling tomatoes and get them out of salad or anything...
Judging from one of their podcast. She did mention her family running a family restaurant. She may not be very involved in the kitchen, but i bet she has basic to intermidiate cooking skills enough to judge if a dish is done or not. Im just assuming though.
Michael: *lifts lid and sees all the food.* The sight of all the food that has been worked hard on with the absence of tomatoes fills you with determination.
One is a genius Filipino midgets that's one family tragedy away from becoming a fucking villain the other one is a boring ass AC. (read it with Michael voice)
My favorite moment: Lily and Aria: “This is literally enough food for like 4 people.” Michael: “No! I’m going to eat all of it! Let me eat the food!” Lily and Aria: *panicked noises*
“You’re Asian and you don’t have a rice cooker?!” My Chinese mom, who overheard that: “HAH!” Me, panicking as I might need to buy one when I go to college: :monkas: Edit: what the fuck why is this blowing up.
I got one as a college gift and it was really nice. Then I got married to my wife who's active duty military and we got stationed in South Korea. I forgot to bring it. Now I could buy one, but both me and my wife have one in storage and dont need a third, I had to reteach myself how to cook rice without burning the crap outa it and for it to not be paste like. It's been fun teaching myself to do that but man I miss my rice cooker. It was a worthwhile thing tbh and rice with anything is great imo
@@PabloGarcia-gw1np As a spaniard, I gotta say english is taught generally really bad there (resulting in our gross accents) I learned from school only the very basics of it and the rest on the internet
@@MirageLuna as a Spaniard too, depends on what school you went to, por lo menos en Madrid la mitad de los colegios son bilingües. Si fuiste a uno que no lo era, pues puedo entenderlo, pero aún así si vas a escribir algo de lo que dudas cómo se escribe bien, se tarda 5 segundos en buscarlo en google
I like how michael just turns cute things into chaos its all cute and hes just like "IM GOING TO EAT THE FOOD" but actually this is really adorable oml
@@d.o.p.d.o.p.1775 sexual harrassment, manipulation, sexual assault, isolating people from their friends, nearly getting Yvonne fired from OTV through lies and a shit load of other shitty things like rushing to save his own ass by lying to people around him.
Awe, Lily cooking for her man is so wholesome. That's when you know they're a good one. When they go out of their way to learn to do something nice for their significant other.
Especially when one of the reasons she did it is because he had taken her to a fancy spa and out to dinner because, in his words, "I want you to have nice things."
"You're here in a cozy home, eating food and not appreciating it then there are homeless people out there and la la la la la la la." P.S: Im not insulting them.. just.. informing how my filipino parents lecture me.
Haha so true but my mom began singing a different song after ever since she saw me literally sweeping everything I can from the dining table. By the way this can also apply to Asian parents too 😂
This brought up memories I can't even explain. I had a college job, with a girlfriend 8 months older than me. She made me a Bologna sangwitch, with boiled egg, and just straight up raw bell peppers, cut into quarters. I was the chef in our relationship, but when I was the first to actually start working 40hr weeks, she wanted to pack lunch for me. She tried *so* hard, and even though I was jealous of the food truck outside, I ate it all, and even though we were like 19, for about two weeks it felt like being disney adults. Then I got fired, and we both spent the entire 2 week check on hashish. I'm 27 now, if it matters... At this age, if life even hints at Disney, you're the Truman show, or totally delusional.
@@264hugo I didn't :(. I also didn't intend to do what I did with my first paycheck. You see, I didn't know there was a differences between "cashing" a check and "depositing" a check. Even though I had an account, I just did what I saw on the movies, walked into the bank and said "Hi, I'd like to cash a check" expecting it to go into my account. Instead, the cashier slowly counted out like $500+ if I remember correctly. As each bill hit the counter, my eyes bulged, and I didn't correct my mistake. Instead I walked out with more money than I'd ever held in my life, showed it to my then girlfriend, and called my weed man. I'm sober now, if it matters.
I do agree and love seeing people having the same opinion of Lily and Michael being the most wholesome couple that just makes us all feel fuzzy inside and want even more happiness for them.... But this damn comment needs to be the top one here XD
@@Kesshou126 yeah im korean and we use microwaves if we lazy, its so much easier and its literally at every convenience store....but not having a rice cooker is also just not asian tbh.
"He deserves more then microwave rice"
Hears a taser sound.
Does he though?
He deserves screamed microwave rice
@@hugoguh1 how about a screamed microwave rice in a screaming roomba
He deserves tazed rice
hugoguh Yes.. This one..
how about they cook it in the scream-powered microwave 😂😂
People coming from Michael's channel constantly have to remind themselves that he and Lily's boyfriend are the same person.
Agreed.
the tyrant67 you say that as if we are ever there often, as if he doesn’t post one every few millenia
Yeah.
Michael’s upload schedule is fked, but everytime he uploads it’s a masterpiece.
yes, that we do
Lily: We're making food!
Scarra: Edible food?
Aria: I'm here scarra
Lily: *Cries in cheese panda faces*
🤣
:DDDD
Time stamp?
@@crispin.8909 10:40 ya lazy goomba
@thunderdrae the kitchen would be on fire.
There are two Michels;
Micheal Reeves and Lily’s boyfriend. Though they both overlap in their crackhead-ness they are completely different people.
Reminds me of these two guys. Ever heard of Pewdiepie and Felix Kjellberg?
@@charlesm.2604 just sounds like haachama and akai haato
@@shinobuoshinoisbestgirl5778 Fellow simp detected! I'm a member of the EN Division! Pleasure to meet you!
Like seán, jacksepticeye, gracious gift from god; sun of viking and gaelic gladiator
A bit of topic but how did you manage to misspell Michael twice in 1 comment?
It’s painful how much this is like a mom visiting her child’s apartment and trying to cook some food.... Just Aria’s pure panic and shock when she saw the fridge...
I am just imagining that who ever gets to be Aria's husband will be the Luckiest person alive!!! ❤️ 💞
@@jackmac6737 her wife*
@@portgax what!? 👀
@@jackmac6737 johnny is a lucky boy
It's really so messy lol. Jake Paul's house has stuff lying around, Logan paul's stuff is always lying around, ksi has stuff in his room lying around, offline tv has stuff lying around, my brother is messy...am I the only one in my generation who is a neat freak and keeps things clean and tidy?
michael laughing because he has no idea how to deal with the cuteness of lily making him food is super relatable, my cheeks literally hurt from smiling at this video too much
Yea same...
The good thing is no one saw me smiling and laughing for straight 15 minutes. That would be awkward.
i agree i was smilling a lot from seeing to much love and cuteness
It cured my traumatic feelings ;-;
Elicia Butler SAME
I get ya also I feel like I'm alone thinking that what they are rn is one of my goals one day
Lily softly singing "My Little Crackhead" to the tune of My Little Pony perfectly encapsulates her relationship with Michael
COCAINE IS MAGIC
A deep trust with a surface level of Tsundere
It even showed Michael when she started singing
I'll be your 1,000th like your welcome 👍🏻
Cani get a timestamp? My volume is very low because it's the middle of the night.
“You’re Asian and you don’t have a rice cooker?” I LOVE ARIA😭😭😭
But it's true coz asia do use rice cooker it is very convenient
@@neilyurisumicad5806 Ik I was just saying I love aria👀
Haiya
@@makanih808 fuyoohh
ikr?? plus they also have poki there whos from morocco. another place with a lot of rice!! how do the not have a rice cooker???
Lily: Makes tons of food for Michael
Michael: *I’m gonna finish it*
So cute
Best TAzeing Boyfriend
That could've lasted through the whole quarantine and he almost ate it all 😂
I see you like in 20 different RUclipsrs comment section
*Everybody liked that*
The concern in Aria and Lily’s voice when Micheal said he was gonna finish the meal alludes to the fact that he’s eaten a dinner for 4 solo before and he is more then ready to do it again
Like this is a joke but we all know this nightmare has done it on multiple occasions and this won’t be his last
@David Sianghio
Lolz to be fair, us Filipinos do not wanna waste food. Especially if they were given to us.
He's Filipino, we eat so much
Not just filipino. Malaysian are like that to
I had my 60 year old filipino grandma who is 5' 2'' eat more than me, a 6 foot teen
5:45
she developed the “stfu” response from michael lmao
nightmare
nightmare
Nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare
Ok boomer
Crackhead crackhead nightmare ok boomer
stfu
Michael on lily's channel: rainbows and food uwu quirkyyy
Michael on his channel: *FACIAL DETECTION, NAH I PERFER RACIAL DETECTION, AND BTW, HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO TAZE SOMEBODY UNWILLINGLY, WELL ME TOO. MY NAMES MICHAEL AND IM A DIAGNOSED PSYCHOPATH*
"I feel bad eating the things with faces on them" but takes absolute delight in tazering his friends.
@@DezerayHope it is called Lies and Deceit.
After I pranked that orphanage with mustard gas
Is he diagnosed tho?
@@DanteKrystal it was a joke lol
Aria: Should I put tomatoes in?
Michael: *Peace was never an option.*
Might as well give him a live turtle as a gift
@@Jotunn96 what happened to the turtle
@@hinzlim9166 Hypothetically, if such a turtle has existed, then Micheal would have potentially made its breathing 'better' through using a plastic straw.
I mean it would have given him a chance to use his automatic tomato remover/impaler/weapon of mass destruction
*racks shotgun*
I like to imagine She leans in to kiss micheal and he whispers “No that’s cringe”
When?
Seems about right
Thats the best love novel I’ve ever read
Hello brother
Hello
When Michael looked at it, he looked so touched. Most wholesome thing ever oh my god
Yeah...and then he wanted to eat all of it...it was so cuuute xD
Emotionally touched Michael is something I never thought of seeing ever
But I'm glad I can see it
@@infwin5944 people mostly thinks he was joking because he is a living meme, but he actually wanted to eat it all because Lily did it for him when she doesn't even know how to cook, and that's so kind and lovely
Good thing there was no tomatoes!!
*flash back to tomato picker*
He needs energy to finish the rest
"microwaveable rice"
my asian mom: _Lol what?_
It's a korean thing. Dad brought some home when he came back south korea.
I’m not Asian but I agree, microwave rice is wack
@@Ligma_Entertainment oh really? I never had that when I go there, we always use rice cooker
I got triggered when she said that lmfao
I have a very asian family and we always use the Korean microwaveable rice XD is that bad?
Should have asked fed to tenderize the pork.
He has lots of experience in beating meat
LOL WTF
I came looking for this comment right here.
Lol
Yah same
I-
"My little crackhead, my little crackhead
Aaaaa aaaa
Cocaine is Magic"
-Lilypichu
Lusushime timestamp ?
@@connacel Its 7:37 i think
I used to seek that high for free
Cocaine is magic
Now the dealer's blackmailing me
The fact she knows he absolutely HATES tomatoes warms my heart
it's not like he made a giant metal piston spike just for picking out tomatoes
"TOMATO LOSER GIRL"
I wonder how she remembered
Everyone who knows him for more than 10 seconds knows he hates tomatoes. I mean he scrapped a 3D printer and build a Robot out of it that picks tomatoes out of his Salad.
When Filipinos usually have tomatoes as a side while eating fish
It's because of his tomato spike
aria deserves the world, taking time out of her day just to see lily and her friends smile :((
Ikr
Really hope they give fed another chance
Edit: Holy, I get it 🥺
@@SnowBunniesNever no
@@CrazyNerdInventor ?
@@SnowBunniesNever the fact that they didn't get the police involved is them giving him a second at life.
LilyPichu: Cooks
Me: Why is this the most wholesome thing I've ever seen
is aria a joke to you
Serenidty i think ever since michael joined her stream everything they do is wholesome. Heck, that dead bird on the beach is more wholesome than my life.
NotHitler *w h e e z e*
*literally food for like 4 people*
Mykull: "IM GONNA FINISH IT"
THEY'RE SO WHOLESOME-
MY HEART- ❤️
Suddenly shift from Chaotic Neutral to Chaotic Good?!
My little crackhead
your profile picture looks familiar:v
@@rqffy2451 hmmm
rq nice try on Spelling Michelle
„I wouldn’t put the tomatoes in...“ Clearly, i would, he HATES tomatoes, buuut remember? He has a... yes he has a rather questionable device for impaling tomatoes and get them out of salad or anything...
Big metal piston spike.
Francisco Leo Lopez A BIG METAL FUCKING PISTON SPIKE
lmao and then he left it
"Look i know this idea sound stupid but-"
B-b-b-big metal Piston spike
Aria: we got some tomatoes
Michael: Yeah lemme just get my BIG METAL PISTON SPIKE™ real quick
The TM makes it
I can really see him doing this tho xD
NOT THE TM
"I'M GONNA FINISH IT"
Can he get cuter or is this the peak?
there's no such thing as a "peak" unless you play league. lmfao 😂
@@marshallmeeps3031 true
probably the peak hes gonna show on camera
but lmao same when theres any food nearby
@@marshallmeeps3031 Peak means to reach the highest point lol
Secretly lily knows how to cook but acts like she doesn’t
DOUBT
SIMP
Postmates does include someone cooking that Lily receives. Those two words can be put in the same sentence yes.
Judging from one of their podcast. She did mention her family running a family restaurant. She may not be very involved in the kitchen, but i bet she has basic to intermidiate cooking skills enough to judge if a dish is done or not. Im just assuming though.
The Kings2758 I mean if you’ve seen her older content she did cooking videos
*imagine if someone shipped Micheal a sh*tload of tomato stuff for another unboxing video*
Hoon_ie ha I’d watch it only for that
Stop giving me ideas
They would be assassinated
@@creeperarmor8078 by a huge fucking metal spike piston tomato obliteration thingy
that'd be funny
Michael: *lifts lid and sees all the food.* The sight of all the food that has been worked hard on with the absence of tomatoes fills you with determination.
I love this😂
I actually wanna see them play undertale now
UNDERTALEEEEE
UNDERTALE
Your hp is fully restored
Michael saying "I'm gonna finish it" emits strong Thanos energy and I am scared as to why
Maybe he is thanos
With a snap of a finger, he can taze half of the universe’s population into oblivion.
its because hes the evil equivalent in this world. say elon musk is the hero, Michael is the villan
That Laugh in his face tho
He’s like “This is the first time someone done it to me thank you”
He laughs so as not to cry...of happiness :"D
s_milla bruh it felt like he was about to cry when he was laughing
Aria: Emits the chilliest crackhead energy
Lily: Emits the most wholesome crackhead energy
Michael: IS.... crackhead energy
He is no crackhead, he is crack
and this is his harem
Having women cook you food for fun every day has to be the best living ever.
I mean you're not wrong
Kitty The Cute everyone has their own hidden crackhead energy! 🙌
aria: *does all the actual cooking*
lily: WHAT IF I PUT THE SHAPES ON THE BEAR
If lily proposed to michael he would probobly laugh for 15 minutes straight before saying yes.
Brooks Faucette A 12 year old and a 50 year old can’t get married bro.
Wahhhhhhh really plz tell me ur joking
@@porkywharf.388 illegal marriages
Its the states, it can happen if they're religious
"And I laugh, and I laugh, and I laugh in his face for 45 seconds because that is the funniest fucking thing I have heard in my entire life."
When Michael opens it and starts laughing he’s like a kid during Christmas 😂
what if lily and Mykull actually smoked crack and passed it off as a joke this entire time
It would explain a lot.
MonkaS
they do
hi steroids
@my dude hi Electrecuting his muscles while he sleeps to exercise them
"My little crackhead, my little crackhead~ My~~~~ cocaine is magic..."
I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂
7:38
Good influence and bad influence. Perfectly balanced.
Michele Reeves is just like a anime tsundere girl
The only difference between them is the one I animated and the other not
One does crack and one doesnt
Sapph lol f**k I was going to say that
Sapph lol both do crack
One is a genius Filipino midgets that's one family tragedy away from becoming a fucking villain the other one is a boring ass AC.
(read it with Michael voice)
We're gonna call Lily's boyfriend a tsundere always no matter whom the person is or what?
Actual title: two grown women laughing in the kitchen talking about ricecookers and beating meat.
Lol
@@thor-oi8ve I subbed to u right when my mom made cookies. Ironic
That sounds so wrong
@@KindestofWinds especially the last part
Why are deku and thor here?? Oh and deku I saw you on another video today..... It has something to do with bakugo
Remember when lily said ‘’stop shipping us he’s like 12’’ and now they are dating HMM that great
How the tables have turned
@@mondoma9861 *How the turns have tabled
@Nindex how the turn tables*
Lizzie•-• •200 years ago turn have tables the how oh
@@mondoma9861 how the tables have spinned
the absolute FEAR in Lily and Aria’s voice when Micheal said, “I’m gonna finish it” he truly is a god among men
"YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD!!!"
Gentle slap....
If michael was smashing it he would ve used hamon accidentally and destroyed the table beneath
@@lukasagi5092 All the hamon users die in jojo its sad
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!
@@shoober25 joseph wants to have a word with you
@@minecraftman509 Oh wait he attends every of his funerals
"He deserves more than microwave rice"
😭😭😭😭😭
João Victor eles são tão fofos ;-----;
ThATs deEP
Lily&Aria: talking in the background
Michael: *CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP*
Aria: "This is definitely enough food for 4 people"
Michael: "I AM GONNA FINISH IT"
I love how his brain works :')
I'd be of the same mind honestly
i dunno i found it cute
Mykull was so wholesome when he said he didn't eat all day cause he knows Lily is preparing something for him. 🤧💓
Wait when
@@deoryad1608 its not here its on the vod this stream was 3 hours long
"Cocaine is magic" Michael has taught her well. Really well
My little crackhead my little crackhead ah-ah-ah-aahhh COCAINE IS MAGIC
Extremely well😂😂😂
perhaps a little too well...
There is no such thing as too much cocaine
Dumb Person I need more
No matter what Michael will always end up with a flower in his hair if he goes on stream
I always love the thumbnails and little characters that pop up when people speak
Aria:we some heated up tomatoes
Lily:thats a bad idea
me: bring out the tomate stabber
exactly my thoughts
BIG. METAL. PISTON. SPIKE.
BIG METAL PISTON SPIKE
*BIG METAL PISTON SPIKE*
that only works for salad
Aria: Lets put tomatoes in it.
Lily: *Vietnam War Flashbacks*
I like how Michael wanted to eat all of it when it weights more than him
My favorite moment:
Lily and Aria: “This is literally enough food for like 4 people.”
Michael: “No! I’m going to eat all of it! Let me eat the food!”
Lily and Aria: *panicked noises*
It reminds me of the Tokyo Ghoul episode where Touka forced a whole pot of food from her best friend even tho her stomach cannot digest human food
“You’re Asian and you don’t have a rice cooker?!”
My Chinese mom, who overheard that: “HAH!”
Me, panicking as I might need to buy one when I go to college: :monkas:
Edit: what the fuck why is this blowing up.
Kappa Kappa monkaW
Honestly, you can get by with a deep enough pan, just got to let some water boil out before you cover it and then it doesn't really matter.
i cook rice everyday in a pot its really easy
Me: I DONT!
I cook my rice with my saucepan!
I got one as a college gift and it was really nice. Then I got married to my wife who's active duty military and we got stationed in South Korea.
I forgot to bring it.
Now I could buy one, but both me and my wife have one in storage and dont need a third, I had to reteach myself how to cook rice without burning the crap outa it and for it to not be paste like.
It's been fun teaching myself to do that but man I miss my rice cooker. It was a worthwhile thing tbh and rice with anything is great imo
5:26 Lily looks like an edgy teen who just wants to go to bed, and Aria's the mom that wants to make memory with her daughter lmao
April from parks and rec
7:36 Michael is slowly but surely infecting lily into his crackhead cult
We need the full song!!!(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻
Slowly?
My little crackhead,my little crackhead----
*C O C A I N E I S M A G I C*
That where I learn how be a Crackhead from
My guy look so happy, exited and loving when the food was in front of him. He was so happy. I say cherish him forever
It feels like lily became crackhead x2 when she started dating michael.
On the other side. Mykull becaame comfy when he started datinf lily.
@@bigsyeah They'll reach an equilibrium at some point lol
@@azzazelynn988 they're soon reach the Lawful Crackhead.
Bigs Yeah yesss
Li/ fe nice
14:23 he looks so surprised that it actually tastes good
OvO
Mickal: CRACK NIGHTMARES DEATH
Lily: hugs mickal
Mikael: defences de activede
that's some cancer spelling there
@@ItsJustIvan956 bro, even if he's Spanish, that spelling really sucked ass
@@PabloGarcia-gw1np As a spaniard, I gotta say english is taught generally really bad there (resulting in our gross accents)
I learned from school only the very basics of it and the rest on the internet
@@MirageLuna as a Spaniard too, depends on what school you went to, por lo menos en Madrid la mitad de los colegios son bilingües. Si fuiste a uno que no lo era, pues puedo entenderlo, pero aún así si vas a escribir algo de lo que dudas cómo se escribe bien, se tarda 5 segundos en buscarlo en google
@@PabloGarcia-gw1np Fui a un colegio que en teoría era bilingüe y no aprendí nada jaja
Me sees the tomatoes while they were tenderizing the meat:
“Mission failed well get’ em next time”
14:25
i like how temmie's just like
"...yo where the fuck mine?"
"Why you bitches laughing? Where's mine?"
“yall mfers got me fucked up”
i love these comments.. geez..
"Shit, you cook one for the crackhead but not one for your cute-ass dog?"
Normal Asian: [Has rice cooker]
Lily: Let me postmate some rice!
BIG BRAIN!!!
Everyone: love in cooking
Lily and aria: give no mercy on the meat
She stroke first
She stroke hard
And she had no mercy...
hugoguh stop
wait...
@@hugoguh1
She beat the meat so we could eat.
Fed third wheeling hits different in the After Times ™
I’m still recovering from what he did
What did he do?
@@icarus9340 yea, what did he do?
Arsha Witoelar why he do?
Icarus sexual harassment and manipulation, specifically to Yvonne and others in the house as well
Yvonne: Lily, how come you never made stuff for me
Lily:Is your name Michael?
REECHU MOMENT
Time stamp
The ship already sailed at that point, damnit
かなかふじおこ I think that’s aria and not Yvonne
@@3dgeord it's Yvonne. Aria Hair colour is purple meanwhile yvonne hair is yellow.
@@かなかふじおこ was yellow now it's purple
I love how aria takes one look at the fridge and LITERALLY screams in terror XD
I like how michael just turns cute things into chaos
its all cute and hes just like
"IM GOING TO EAT THE FOOD"
but actually this is really adorable oml
Now after the whole fed thing, him inviting himself to go out and saying it's a date is even weirder.
Wait, wut?
Hayden Green Fed did some shitty things in the past to Yvonne, Lily, and Poki
@@snowyyy009 What did Fed do? Did he cheat on someone?
@@d.o.p.d.o.p.1775 no, but worse
@@d.o.p.d.o.p.1775 sexual harrassment, manipulation, sexual assault, isolating people from their friends, nearly getting Yvonne fired from OTV through lies and a shit load of other shitty things like rushing to save his own ass by lying to people around him.
She really put peppers on her hand out of the shaker
To be fair, it does give you more control over how much you put in. You can't really spill if you do it pinch by pinch
tbh i do that too, cuz every time i try to go just out of the shaker I dump the whole fucking thing in whatever im making
^ S i m p ^
Awe, Lily cooking for her man is so wholesome. That's when you know they're a good one. When they go out of their way to learn to do something nice for their significant other.
Especially when one of the reasons she did it is because he had taken her to a fancy spa and out to dinner because, in his words, "I want you to have nice things."
Aria: exists
me: ptsd from trying to teach my friends how to cook
NEW “My Little Crackhead” now on Spotify.
WHY IS THIS VIDEO THE MOST WHOLESOME THING I'VE EVER SEEN
cuz u haven't seen a lot of videos
Fed: I'm going on a date how do I look
Yvonne: g-g-good?
Her mind: u look fu**Ng terrible
You forgot the I in fucking (if the 2 *s are c and k)
noooooo. it just hurts yvonne to compliment fed... and she knows she has to mince her words otherwise it'll go to his head.
@@a.nonnymouse7655 You forgot that no one asked.
lmao michael at the end "IM GONNA FINISH IT" is so me whenever im given food from a friend
Tomatoes: *exists*
Tomato spike: let me _re_ introduce myself
ah, yes. The BAMP spike
I love that the first thing that came to mind when Michael said "I'm going to finish it" was because he's Filipino lmao
Filipino pride Micahel Reeves
Mom flips out when you can't finish the food
@@fablesofkitkat true and they would say that we're lucky to have something on the table
Michael finish food. Goddamit Michael (*jokoy's mom/filipino mom voice)
"You're here in a cozy home, eating food and not appreciating it then there are homeless people out there and la la la la la la la."
P.S: Im not insulting them.. just.. informing how my filipino parents lecture me.
Haha so true but my mom began singing a different song after ever since she saw me literally sweeping everything I can from the dining table.
By the way this can also apply to Asian parents too 😂
THEY ARE SOOOO CUTEEEE AND MICHAEL HUGGING LILY AT THE END OwO that' was so so so so cute, Long Live The Lily Reeves
This brought up memories I can't even explain. I had a college job, with a girlfriend 8 months older than me. She made me a Bologna sangwitch, with boiled egg, and just straight up raw bell peppers, cut into quarters. I was the chef in our relationship, but when I was the first to actually start working 40hr weeks, she wanted to pack lunch for me.
She tried *so* hard, and even though I was jealous of the food truck outside, I ate it all, and even though we were like 19, for about two weeks it felt like being disney adults. Then I got fired, and we both spent the entire 2 week check on hashish. I'm 27 now, if it matters... At this age, if life even hints at Disney, you're the Truman show, or totally delusional.
Or loaded
Liked the twist
@@264hugo I didn't :(. I also didn't intend to do what I did with my first paycheck. You see, I didn't know there was a differences between "cashing" a check and "depositing" a check. Even though I had an account, I just did what I saw on the movies, walked into the bank and said "Hi, I'd like to cash a check" expecting it to go into my account.
Instead, the cashier slowly counted out like $500+ if I remember correctly. As each bill hit the counter, my eyes bulged, and I didn't correct my mistake. Instead I walked out with more money than I'd ever held in my life, showed it to my then girlfriend, and called my weed man. I'm sober now, if it matters.
That's a bit of a dark reality check
Michael: "I'm going to eat all"
He is El Macho!!!
lmao
Fed's going on a date!?
which hand is it this time...
Left.
His mouth
Nah it’s both
ToxicShat impressive
You know you were paid exactly 0 dollars to say that quad jose, and yet you did it anyway
3:46 how it sounds when I'm alone
4:08 how it sounds when there's company
*electric chair*
Cursed comment
No
Girls : " this quarantine is so boring, I cant stand this !"
Boys: 3:50
I do agree and love seeing people having the same opinion of Lily and Michael being the most wholesome couple that just makes us all feel fuzzy inside and want even more happiness for them.... But this damn comment needs to be the top one here XD
I went to the comments for this comment. I was not let down
first ever comment that has made me laugh out loud on youtube
@@c0smosus glad I made you laugh :D
For me, the quarantine is basically an endless december.
dude the hug at the end literally made me go “aww” out loud
Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
Fed: I'm third wheeling
Also Fed: 10 dollar
@@zomboss9242
Also scarra: +1000 dollar
An Infestor Also Toast: -$300,000
People who unironically use this meme:
ruclips.net/video/6FDcyyk6jao/видео.htmlm52s
The sad life of the Fedzone
I’m waiting for Michael to say “I only asked for a sandwich”
LOL
I so could imagine that lmfao.
aria’s like an actual anime waifu i can’t-
I mean she has purple hair
I see
I love her
can't what?
@@JoutarouKuujou1 *touch this* (dun dun dun dUUUuunn, dn dn, dn dn)
When people say that their secret ingredient is love, they actually poison.
Lily should have her Asian card revoked for cooking rice in a microwave
Uhh.... Koreans do that almost all the time
@@Kesshou126 yeah im korean and we use microwaves if we lazy, its so much easier and its literally at every convenience store....but not having a rice cooker is also just not asian tbh.
@@judah1465 You can cook rice on anything that can heat water.
@@hanepkalishka9486 *gasp* ARE YOU EVEN *ASIAN* !!!
@@hanepkalishka9486 I cooked rice on a kettle once...
5:26 looks like a 5 year old kid getting mad at mom for calling him cute in front of his friends
Eddy-Here I’ve never seen the crackhead this mad before
You know, Lily saying "You figured it out" felt like big Micheal Energy. They are becoming a unit, and that scares me more than it is cute.
You know you have a good future wife when she tells you this: 13:47
That sentence has two meanings
@@Plasma476 Oh no
@@Plasma476 Oh no don't go there mate
@@SamsonOng It'll happen to them eventually.
"My secret ingredient is poison"
That reminded me of Jack playing Hitman
I didnt see it, but i swear i can hear him screaming it
@@EthosO76 yeah, me too
Yes indeed but i would say she sounds like a witch making a secret potion
aria:SHOW IT NO MERCY
LILY:YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD
Also lily hits it lightly
If michael was smashing it he would ve used hamon accidentally and destroyed the table beneath
5:44 Is see that Michael is rubbing off onto Lily
PKMEddie True
14:25 Michael is like “should I go for that one first... no wait this one” 😂😂
Why was “my little crackhead” to the tune of my little pony... kinda... cute?😂
Congratulations you got the joke
Hmmmm, i wonder why 🤔
You think so?
Time stamp?
i love how aria acts like a mother helping her daughter lily to cook food for her boyfriend, it's so wholesome
THE HUG AT THE END MY LITTLE HEART UWU KDJGHSDKJ
“You came to the wrong neighborhood !” Lol
The more I learn about lily, the more precious she becomes
“Here’s ur fucking utensils”
Lmao