Melina and Messmer Are SECRETLY Siblings?!
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- Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
- Melina finally decides to pay her brother, Messmer the Impaler, a visit after years of theorising her demigod status from Marika! Elden Ring, Shadow of the Erdtree, has left many questions alongside Miquella. Just what does she have to say to her brother?! And why do they like fire so much?!
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#eldenring #comedy #ai #humor #funny #artificialintelligence #ranni #melina #malenia #skit
While I don’t have Messmer’s model, I found a way of using backgrounds and lighting to make it look more natural for models and in-game!
Romina’s looking like a nice gal to explore next, and I have a certain Dark Lady’s voice already in mind for her :3
Tbf the Old vids that u made with just screenshots were iconic and super funny too so dw I wish you could do sth like that once in a while not that ur content is bad cuz its amazing its just idk they were the reason i stumbled upon ur channel almost year ago :)
Did you extract Messmer and Leda's voice samples yourself? 0w0
Idk why but he gives monkey king vibes to me
You should have messmar and melina roast the fuck out of ranni for her saying in an earlier short arson is the worst ending
When we getting igon and VILE BAYLE
“Wanna burn a tree?”
You had her at burn!
Bro😭
Bro I'm going deaf I heard "bone a tree"
@@NephVIIIBro he ain't Tek Knight ifykyk
She hates you for taking the Frenzy flame route tho
@@gersoncuevas8137 No one likes the Frenzied Flames not even the Frenzied Flames.
"Mother, your daughter has returned! I bring the destruction of the erdtree!" -Melina probably
Tarnished Kill the Elden beast and my life is yours
Love the God of War References
*proceed to lane back and let the tarnished do most of the work*
@masterchief3598 why can't i unhear it now
You can't deny my doobie
There are omen twins, cursed twins, and now the emo twins!
Arson twins
Also known as the Pirate twins
Lit twins
Edgy twins
If we are a demi god then who the hell is our twen? Or are we the younger brother to these fool
MESSMER, ALLOW ME TO TAKE YOUR SISTER ON A DATE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
I was not expecting this but i agree to this
*Impales you because you're a Tarnished
Mongrel intruder
Wich one?
M O N G R E L I N T R U D E R
I like how bored Mesmer sounded in his first phase
Mongrel Intruder
...
Thou'rt Tarnished it seemeth
...
Mother, would'st thou truly Lordship sanction one so bereeft of Light.
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Yet my Purpose standeth unchanged
...
Soon will you be TaKeN iN tHe JaWs of the abyssal serpent
Bro sounds like an overworked office worker which is fitting
@@randomperson093yeah when he kills you first phase
Bro is out here practicing his lines
@@peterk.2108alternatively he just doesn’t care anymore.
Gwyn would love these two
Always tryna start a fire
Meanwhile Nameless King and Vyke just chillling
Wait till Sullyvahn and The Dancer meet Rellana. They’ll probably have the most epic breakdance battle the world has ever seen.
@@UceyJuceyJey Rellana, blade dancer, and lady maria have a field day with lady butterfly
🎶”We didn’t start the fire”🎶
@@UceyJuceyJey damn. That just might burn the house down!
Mesmer: “How many pyrotechnics should we use?”
Melina: “Yes.”
Mesmer: “I love you sis.”
Mesmer: “You got the wrong ones Tarnished, Miquella and Rahdan are two blocks down.”
Rahdan: “Help me!”
Miquella: “If you’re good we’ll go to Turtle Pro Shop afterwards~.”
@@Zhtrikthis has me rolling 😂😂😂
If igon appears he needs to yell absolutely EVERYTHING
Get this comment to the top I wanna see Igon going ape shit in one of these.
CURSE YOU BAAAAYLE
Igon and BAYLE has good chemistry tho
@@goktugonvermez8140 Yes, very good chemistry, as in they will try to outpoison the other and both will survive cause of HATE
MY ARMS! MY LEGS! EACH LIES A BLOODY RUIN!
"Oh, but let me guess, she goes to another castle"
😂😂😂😂
That killed me😂😂
Messmer: I hate you
Melina: I hate you more!
Messmer: Wanna burn something?
Melina: Bro, say less!
The sibling love is real 😂
Ayo?
@@ghastlyanarchy1720if you love your mother does that mean you wanna hang your mother.
@@ghastlyanarchy1720The fuck you mean ayo? Never had siblings rivalries?
@luciusireckon2469 - well, not really.. And what I meant by that was from knowing how the family of Marika is, the "sibling love" could be more than that.
@@ghastlyanarchy1720valid
I like the thought that Messmer, Melina, Radahn, and Ranni are all just super chill with each other. It just makes sense to me considering Radahn and Messmer are friends and Ranni seems to be friendly with Melina considering Melina gave Ranni the spirit calling bell in order to give it to the Tarnished.
Even rykard backed up Ranni during her plan and even was the one who was gonna take on malekith, if the plan went south Ranni even gave him a tool to help, best set of siblings tbh.
Didn’t ranni quite literally order you to kill Radahn though?
@@christiandk09Not exactly. Ranni tells us that we have to get the treasure of the city of Nokron. How we get there though is completely on us since Ranni cannot do it herself with the two fingers watching her every move. We go to Siofra River, Blaidd is stuck on how we get to Nokron, we ask Seluvis, Seluvis tells us to talk to Sellen, she knows that Radahn controls the movement of the stars which in turn controls Ranni’s fate/destiny (it’s not fully explained why Radahn did this but we have more context with the DLC). So the objective is to slay Radahn at the festival so that the stars resume their movement. We tell Blaidd this and you both decide to head to Caelid and participate in the Radahn festival. I believe you can also tell Iji the news as well. So it’s not that Ranni tells you to kill Radahn. All she asks for is the treasure of Nokron and you find out that killing Radahn is legit the only way to even get there. And to be honest, killing Radahn is mercy for him anyway and Ranni would have sympathy for her brother. She does what she can to protect her mom, Ranni did actually cooperate with Rykard so to an extent, she did care for him, we know she deeply cares for Blaidd and Iji, she also cares about Torrent and you (if you don’t piss her off) so I wouldn’t imagine that she’d just be heartless to Radahn.
Radahn looks up to messmer and idolizes him to be exact
I thought it was Godfrey that Radahn looks up to? @@ProfNormie
Marika is probably wondering why half her family is against her... wait...
I love how Messmer is concerned about Melina's life in such a big-brother way
Imagine working for Messmer during the dlc:
Miquella enters the castle, leaves his arm behind then goes away
His fan club breaks in to follow him
An old man and a Radahn fan girl raid the library
Then finally some random tarnished and a hornsent barge in and kill your boss
I feel bad for whoever has the job of keeping all those specimens clean. If you've ever seen how tough it is for museum staff to clean old stuff, I can't imagine how frustrating trying to carefully clean all the dirt off the the enormous taxidermy is when there's militiamen throwing caustic poisons, or preserving the thousands of old books when Messmer's knights start throwing around fire when they see a cockroach.
Ngl... These 2 really got that "chaotic neutral" sibling rivalry with a dash of chill. It really works💯
So genuinely accurate to messmer’s personality in-game
Messmer: Arson?
Melina: you get me
By the embrace of mesmeer’s flames....
We shall burn a tree cause I wanna get edgy meli headpats
"Melina where's your partner?"
Shssh don't tell him about Tarnished-kun.
And Ranni-Chan, she's been looking for her Meli-Meli
@@a_random_lizard I mean they're related confirmed so that kinda off the table
@@Varre922 if Miquella can ride Radhann and maybe Mogh, what stops Ranni to have Melina as her consort?
@@a_random_lizard Miquella is weird
I don't want Ranni to be weird.
@Varre922 she has 4 arms, and is a doll. In pretyy sure kinda too late
“How have you been? Have you been cleaning yourself!” Gives the most ALABAMA vibes you can ever need
"Have you found a partner yet?"
"Excuse me."
"I'll take that as a no."
And just like that...the voices of millions of Tarnished were silenced.
Ranni requires more husbands
And wives @@specialnewb9821
messmers voice is soo cool
I'd fucking kill to have an Elden Ring slice of life series where all the character interact in real time.
These two show that they are siblings and have an interest in carians,I love this two.
The fact that Rellana, The Twin Moon Knight, uses fire as well because of Messmer is incredible context for this skit lol
the torch has been passed to you! It is your duty now to keep master Undeadhumor's work!!
Yes
Huh… never thought of it that way. Guess the torch has been passed
@@lonelypancake5979 yep, esponea is our last hope!! ER abridged never dies!!!
@@olivenot6186 theres also Only waifu and few others.
We now need a skit with Messmer and Rellana
If he were to say "wanna smoke a tree?" That would have been awesome.
I was expecting a "sweet home Alabama" situation, but I'm not disappointed
i mean, with her and Ranni...
Melian secretly is a redhead and dyes her hair brown. Fire and ice naturally to create steam and water ;) :p
Well, Messmer speaking of his step-Auntie...
Call me a Carian, ‘cause I’ll be ‘Cari-an’ that man to be-
"I hate you"-Messmer
"I hate you"-Melina
"Wanna burn shit?"-Mesamer
"This is why you're my favorite brother" -Melina
Very relatable.
Siblings committing arson together. Faith in humanity restored.
True sibling behavior
Doesn’t seem like Marika taught Malenia hygiene
I'd argue the opposite, she's lived a long time and gone through two blooms and isn't completely rotted away yet, so clearly she's done some hygiene
Frenzy Tarnish: "OH, but when *i* do it-"
I don't care what anyone says these two are siblings now i cant unsee it
I mean it is confirmed.
Unless there is some secret unnamed character who also happened to bear a dream of fire.
Hard to picture anyone else that was his younger sister that shared a vision of flames.
@@mattimeikalainen6963its not confirmed its implied.
The lore only said he has younger sister that have a vision of fire.
And most Marika's offspring (not counting Renalla's children) are started with letter "M"
- Malenia
- Miquella
- Morgot
- Mohg
- Messmer
So people 80% sure Melina is the secret "sister" with "vision of fire"
But who knows nobody knows if SOTE is the last DLC either. I mean...DS2 has 2 DLCs, DS3 also has 2. We never knew Messmer existed before the dlc as well.
@@TheKnightCrafter123 more like 99% sure n they did say that SOTE is the only DLC this game is getting unfortunately :(
@TheKnightCrafter123 DS2 has 3 DLCs
Strange how Melina is the 2nd oldest Demigod now
Me. I am Messmer's partner. I've unlocked a secret ending and now he's my king consort.
"Let me guess, she goes to a different castle"💀💀💀
Messmer was born in marika's despise of the shadow realm, and melina in despise of the Golden order.
Maybe?
How is anyone still doubting those two are siblings, look at their faces, they're identical
Messmer wouldn't have burned a tree, well until we get him to his second-phase. That's when the "Base Serpent Messmer" comes into play
He is very into scorching everything in sight by messmers flame.
Im sure hed burn a tree or two for his sister.
Not to be confused with Based Serpent Messmer, who drops red pills about omen crime and albinauric terrorism.
Asking about partner is brutal 🤣
Messmer's snakes like to be scrubbed clean with a long, bristly brush at least once every 3 days.
And Springhares, they like to eat those.
''mOnGrEl iNtRudER!''
"Since when are we siblings?". Like, since literally the first trailer where Messmer called Marika his mom lol.
Mesmer:"There is this one carian..."
*The Carian who's his non blood related aunt*
The Family tree has become so big at this point that it is struggling to not become a circle or ring i suppose.
"I thought you demigods were into that"
"She goes to a different castle"
"Lemme guess she goes to a different castle."
"Well, she did leave her shield near my backdoor."
Me holding frenzied flame: Hey guys I wield fire too!
Famous last words.
What makes this funnier to me is that another guy who does these same types of shorts has the two being loving and / or caring siblings.
Now we need a gaming session between Messmer, Meli-Meli, Ranni and the Tarnished.
"Burn a Tree" is just their code for blazing it 🤣
🥰🥰🥰
The God of War reference was great
Bro was spawn camping💀🛐
Rellana and Messmer are totally fucking, Rellana gave up everything to chase Messmer, they literally have a straight paved road between their doors, Messmers soldiers dot the castle where Rellana is, and her remembrance and item descriptions are big hints too
„Wanna Burn a tree?“ killed me 😂😂
A true testament for how siblings should act towards each other. The true essence of bonding
it's has been scientifically proven that's impossible to personally know messmer and hate him. He's simply just Him and anyone who's by his side can't find him the greatest
You need to make a full video where everyone apologizes to mhog, I mean the allegations ruined his life and his reputation.
I didn’t know you were chill like that Melina
Mesmer: I hate you. Melina: no I hate YOU. Mesmer: wanna burn a tree? Melina: you should've led with that!
Messmer give me Dracula vibes
I mean
messmer the impaler > vlad the impaler
Clear Good reference to a historical hero of Romania back in the ancient days
For his model with his boss armor
His a really long body
A normal white long sheeves shirt with black vest and a red tie with a black long coat with red out lines and a high collar with a gold colored in the inside of the collar to give him more of that Dracula vibe
That from bandon namco give him.
Would he not look like Dracula
Just giving model design ideas.
Normal brother sister Dynamic here.
Melina is packing cannons
Probably the most normal sibling relationship so far💀
This is how me and my sister talk to each other.
Oh no there's two arsonist now lol
Messmer is too real😂
That Carian is protentialy his Auntie
Hmm considering we know why Messmers eye was sealed shut it’s safe to assume after the True ending (Frenzied Flame is self proclaimed best ending sue me😂) that Melina had nothing to do with gloam eyes queen.. rather she must have a serpent or some other curse inside her. Considering she mentions destined death I’d like to assume maybe the Gloam eyed queen was sealed inside her and sealed shut with a serpent crest, rather than her BEING the Gloam eyed Queen
Him:”Have you found a partner yet?”
Her:Excuse me?”
Ranni and Tarnished:So we’re basically just a joke”
... Wait...Ranni is her Half Sister.
Well you do your incest. Elden Ring already has incest as a theme already.
I mean its make sense. They actually have a normal birth between the siblings. We will never know how the two empyrean twins were spawned
Still waiting for our beautiful Rya to make an appearance.
The way I understood every bit of lore detail thrown in this video makes me feel like I’ve made it as an Elden ring player, understanding the impossible
One thing these two have in common: Arson
I really like the idea of them being vitriolic besties.
Now, we just need them to meet Marika for a happy family get-together and tree burning
Igon and balye are post to be at the dragon reunion, but their trying to kill each other and couldn't come
Got to love the Arson Siblings. Its always nice having a thing you and your sibling like.
Where did the "cleaning yourself" come from lmao
Damn the siblings talking of relationships is brutal and so sibling alike lol
So its ok for her to burn shit all the time but when i wanna use the frenzied flame she gets all touchy
Subconsciousness: Don't say it.
Me: ....
Subconsciousness: Don't you dare!
Me: And then they fuc-!
Wouldn't be shocking at all with all the Radhan and Molest-ella business
Melina opens her closed eye at the Frenzied Flame ending.
True Big Brother and Little sister bonding
“Let me guess she goes to a different castle” 😂😂😂😂 mario?
Lol, siblings in a nutshell 😂😂😂
"I'll take that as a no"
My boy Messmer has like 2 hours of Epsonea lore to catch up on , Melina isn't ladless OR doll-less
Gonna make the whole polycule situation weird though wouldn't it
This is so siblings. "Yeah, I hate you, but the minute you come up with an idea for mischief I"m all in."
I realized Melina is basically Black Zetsu from Naruto. Created just to free their mother from their prison
😂 casual siblings talk😂
Alright so at first I'd never think they are sibling but that end banter with the immediate agreement to do a "bad" action is 100% sibling energy
The " let me guess she goes to another castle" had me wheezing!!!
"Well there is this one Carian..."
For the love of God, no one show this to Rellana. We need the relationship buildup for content and she's thirsty enough as it is, whether she admits it or not.
Radagon watching from afar: "I love my family!"
God i love these i so grateful that you are continuing these 😊
Messer probably my fav character now
“She goes to a different castle “ fave bit from this one