Self Defence Comedy Skit with
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- Опубликовано: 15 сен 2022
- Do not try anything i do in this video, it is just for entertainment purposes between me and the Self Defence channel @DetroitThreatManagementCenter
This is a satire comedy act that everyone in this video is aware of 
Игры
I MET HER IN REAL LIFE 😳🧸 ruclips.net/video/oYDCrvAfi84/видео.html
WHY?!??!
beans
WTF👁️👄👁️ is wrong whit you?!?!?!
And that's funny😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Aw hell naw 💀
The guy is literally destroying that child in every possible way💀
glad we saw the same video
never let them know your next move
@@a.9589 @ Clearly not, because I managed to see THE JOKE.
Fr
Pause. Just pause. What do you mean by that?
The kid shows self-defense, while the guy shows common sense
Underated.
damn rhyme man
Both are Intelligent to get Views .
damn
@@Mukhleesyeah sure the second one is ain't no way that I'm going to get beat up by a two-year-old. Assuming she's like 20 kilos then I could punt her like a non-American football.
😂😂😂😂😂I'm dying from laughter 😂
Who is with me 😂
@@KhatraouiSara me! XD
Bro fr said I'm about to ruin her whole career 😂
WhAt CoLeR iS YoUr Bugatti got me cracking up😂😂😂😂
Frr😂
color* colour*
his pose after every fatality is ✨golden✨
LOL
Im the 600th like
I'm the 673th like
He got the Almight pose
Nothing Personal just Business...
Sometimes they forget that adults are much stronger than children
Clearly they should resists as much as possible against the abductor but yeah some of these moves already look stupid on adults and even moreso on kids if you consider that factor you mentioned
@@chocolatelover9121 depending on the martial arts used can truly determine this i know krav mega makes there moves looks stupid to get people to underestimate the victim
There only one advice for children and that is Run!!
@@moonlightgamezyt450 to be honest I allways had the opposite impression, a lot of fighting styles have very flash moves when krav maga is like "straight punch is still faster"
They do however indeed emphasis on you prioritizing survival over "engaging in combat" and getting out asap, whereas a lot of fighting sports train you to enter a ring/arena and face off untill the other one gives up/doesn't get up anymore
But yeah like this Xavier in the comment section krav maga also tells you to run whenever you can, and a lot of other fighting styles basically tell you to 'show them what you're made of' when some peeps are looking for trouble
@@xavierzaxavier5873 nah bruh thinks kids scared as a kid myself I fight professionally my favourite move is the uppercut
Expectations vs Reality be like: 😂😂
"What color is your Bugatti" got me dying XD
There are some more tips in the discord basement 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
😏😏😏👾👾👾
@@Adhemz I'm crying
Thank you so much jeff,you pinned me twice now 😭❤️you can't imagine how much this means to me,I've been a fan for almost 2 years 😭❤️❤️
@@JuanaHammad you stole it nooo
@@Glitchy_Clipz I'm sorry,but stole what?
@@JuanaHammad mah 📌 but Is fine lol
“What color is your Bugatti,” 💀
“Waht caler is yore Bugaté”👏😘💅
In this case colourless
fortnite battlepass
I wanted to like but the amount of likes was 69 so I decided to keep it that way
Edit:
It’s not 69 anymore
I thought it said what color is your big daddy 💀💀💀💀
The way he slams that teddy bear was personal 💀
People who were randomly scrolling through youtube shorts
👇
Teddy needs a Oscar💀
Yeah as a victim or a dummy 😢
Teaddy needs a hug😢
Rip teddy😢
So funny 😐😐
Realism
Bro took:* I have no time for your shit!*
To next level 💀
Lol😂
💀
😂
@hyperactivity no it’s here ruclips.net/user/shorts96GnOB1iZQI?feature=share
Ok
People who heard what color is ur Bugatti 😂 at the end😅
The child: self defense✨
Him: common sense☠️
Disclaimer :
No TEDDY BEARS were harmed in the making of this video.
But the girls' feelings were
😂
@@slayride771 😁
uh huh…..
Sure 😑
This is doubled
The amount of time I heard "oowhwh"💀
Edit:The notifications-
Lol
Yep lol
Lol 💀💀☠️☠️💀
7 times I heard
Fr
"What color is ur big daddy" got me dieing 💀💀💀
I think it says Bugatti
“WhAt CoLoR iS yOuR bUgAtTi” 😭😭😭💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅❤😊
''What color is your Bugatti? '' shit got me dead. 😭
fr
For
fr
@@shalinimahendran8727 *fr
Fr
He literally act all what we thinking of doing to noisy children running around the restaurant 😂
Na you just mad Evil
Evil
Dude, you're evil, but I wanna do it too 😂
iblis
😂😂 evil but I like it
Crazy, even though I'm Brazilian and using the translator to communicate with foreigners, I understood the entire video and damn how many likes, the guy must have earned a lot of reais lol
People's reaction: Oh my God, what a beautiful girl🥰🥰🥰🥰
Adhemz reaction: Am I a joke to you?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro really manged to sneak in "What colour is your Buggatti?".
I WOKE UP IN A H O S P I T A L
Where?
Tate
*Andrew Tate music intensifies*
Pink Zort
“WhaT cOlOUr Is YOur BUgaYTTi?!” Got me dying 😂😂😂
I thought it said what colorbis is your vagina 😭
Wanna roasting battle? HEY YO MAMA FAT I SAID TO YOUR MOM TO COUNT TO 10 YOUR MOM SAID 1 2 10👹
😂😂
Sammmmmmmmme🤣
Same😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The last pose 😂🙈
"All mighty" 😁 (My hero academia)
"911 qual a sua emergência?"
Urso: estou sendo agredido por um humano
The kid didnt realize adult have power, speed & brain 🗿
but adults grow to old , but child grows to you***💀☠️🥵
old man > woman @@ainewslatest1
@@ainewslatest1what the fuck?
@SONYWFXM4 wtf that's disgusting bro you don't gotta say it like that and WHY THE EMOJIS YOU NEED THERAPY
@@user-bf2ue4cu1r I meant young that means they become very dangerous 😏😏😏
They literally forget the strength of an adult compared to a child 👌
(Edit: For the love of God and a joke don't keep telling me that the child isn't always all weak-)
True😂
I am a child in the 4th WHAT THE HECK
No, they're just assuming that anyone who attacks a child gets paralyzed and becomes an invalid that the child can beat. "Magic Outside Hogwarts"
@@chasehowarl-jf4ex get outta here kid.
Gohan training
The bear 🐻 be like "man how many times you are trying to flip me it hurt bro"
Why am I laughing I was trying to keep my cool😂😂😂
Man, he woke up and chose violence 😂😂
Had no mercy😂
Lol😂
Lol😂
Ye
He chooses violence over peace😂😂😂😂
Bro gave the girl reality check of her defense🤣🤣🗿
Fr
She has no chance in the real world, in her fake make believe world she can be anything she wants, but in the real world she has no chance in hell 😂😂😂
I can't help but come and watch it every day.😂😂
The way he makes the teddy fly this is abuse😂😂😂
“I think it’s personal now💀” you damn right it is😂
70 likes no reply imma fix this sigma
Hruejiejdijeie1111111111😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
😅
Idhedud😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅
😂😂😂😂rttgfre!
That last "What colour's your Buggati" sound is hilarious
Ikr 😭😂
ruclips.net/video/A_bnjmI6ziM/видео.html
لدينا
Tate laughing at the corner 😂
they said “bade” if thats how u spell it
I always thought it was "big daddy" ummm don't ask
Bro doesn’t give a fuck about her 💀💀💀
Respect to that girl for not dying 😂
“Step one put your arms up step tw-“ neck snaps💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"you need to leave!"
Xd
The fckn superman pose with the "what color is your bugatti" took me out💀💀💀
what color is your vagi-
Fr I was dying 💀
“Kick HIS knee “I think it got personal
The kid at first : "Step one bla bla bla."
The man: * DISTROYS THE GIRL USING COMON SENCE *
The gurl: 💀💀💀💀
That teddy bear deserves a Oscar
can we get an rip in chat for the teddy bear
@@aidenn901rip
@@aidenn901 RIP
@@aidenn901rip
._. Etapa
“You need to leave”
“Auhohww”
😂😂😂😂
Hahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haaaaahaaa they make dead😂😂😂
What is the sound effect can any one tell me
Its actually "You need a B"
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING LOL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro you destroying her😂😂
"I sued a 9 year old child, and won!"
I challenged a kid at a 500 pound bench press, and won.
I arm wrestled a 9 year old kid and won 💪
@@alessandromichele6102(lost)
@@alessandromichele6102 I just had the worst day of my life
Good
the "what color is your bugatti" got me dying 💀💀💀
IM DEAD
No it was banana as in boy part
Black no white no human yes that is got me dying
@@sekemachasten-xs8uj😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He is a real egyptian ancient like you see in the pictures that enslv ng nubians. Sadly afrc mericans claim to be of this persons Master origin. This guy ylu see in that Video ensl ng for over 5000 years. Even through the saharan slv trade. Amcient egypt was even purer middle eastern dna than today egypt as dna studies ahow of ancient mummy dna
Bro why the violence 😅😅😂😂😂I am dead🤣🤣🤣
Give flovers to his lady, and ice cream to brat. If only you can remember all that, Lord Nelson!
Bro the voice after he throws that teddy💀
"OHHHH 😩" 💀💀💀
"You need a feet" 💀💀
"WHAT COLOR'S YOUR BUGGATI" 💀
@@Johnny555_Arcaea_charter😂
200th like!
I hear a moan
"wHaT coLOr iS yOuR bUgAtTi"got me rollin😂😂😂💀
Same here
BREATHE AIR
@@rohanatorgaming0903😂😂😂😂
Broz same😂
Same I heard Bugatti/Pajama
Bro was just being real💀
"YOU NEED 2 LEAVE"💀
The way he poses after he successfully throws a child makes him look so proud 💀😂
I mean I would be proud too
@@Gream69 yea, no cap 🧢 fr fr
Haaaaaaaa
Tbh yeah. Imagine going to assault a kid and the little mfk tries to act cool.
I would love that
The poor bear had went through enough💀😭
No the poor bear is dead cuz of the guy and the b*** made him do that
Uh, Guys was that freddy fazbear har har har har har har
😂😂😂Chào bạn không còn ai cũng bảo tôi cũng không còn ai cũng bảo tôi cũng không còn 🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸
poor poor bear
.
Atacar como flash es la clave 😂😂😂
No self defence only fight ❤😂😂😂😂😂
It genuinely keeps getting better 💀💀
Fr. This keeps popping up on my recommended and it's still hilarious
666 Likes 😮
how
the "what colors your bugahtti" at the end got me bro
Fr
❤❤❤❤
Yup💀💀💀
Me too😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Biggest fear of dude's gf is being pregnant 😂
Bro just uppercutted the toy bear and the child😂
“wHaT cOlOr Is YoUr BuGaTtI” at the end got me rolling on the floor 💀💀
FR THAT SHI GOT ME DEAD
I thought it said “wHaT cOlOr Is YoUr BiG aSs”
I thought it said what color is your bidet
Andrew tate : what colour is your buggati
Me: what colour is your hair 😂
@@holymoly-ii6ofbro sus💀
The best self defense is running the frick away
I love how he makes a heroic pose at the end after catapulting a kid
XD
Homelander
Give that teddy bear a medal for his pain and suffering
fr
Fr
Fr
😂😂
😂
Bro's a savage💀
Bro if I was him I will do the same😂😂😂😂
“What color is your Bugatti” 💀💀
I heard what color is ur pajamas lmao
Haha I heard both
I heard what colour is your big daddy 💀
I heard bidet ngl
The “what color is your Bugatti” got me
Same
Actauly its "what color is ur big gatty"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤😂😂
Couls u plz tell me what does it have to do with the guy after throwing the doll?
😂
Bro took it too personally 💀
😂😂😂😂😂о
BRO THT IS ME AND MI BIG SIS BUT MORE CHALINGING😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This man shows accurate definition of anything is possible.
yes
Defense❌
How to die✅
Real
No no he has a point
Why is bro smacking the giant teddy bear so hard on the wall?😂
Brother left the matrix 😂😂😂😂😂
❤❤❤❤❤❤
“wHaT cOloR iS yOuR bUgAtTi?” Caught me off guard💀
Only heard it after i read this XD
@@banztagtv XD
@@HazelloQWQ XD = 😆
You mean BUGA E
Blue
Someone give a Oscar to that bear bruh-💀
This is real video arabi 😂😂
How does this man throw it so hard
@@ali-rm2de OML- WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE KIDS🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
Gjb
People dont even know what an oscar is anymore, just a copy and paste to bait likes
The man was really crazy and the child was declared missing😭
the end got me “WaHt CoLoR iS uR bUggggHaHtI??!?”
“What colors your Bugatti” real Andrew Tate moment 💀
Disappointed in the 95 people that liked your comment so far.
@@zenith3594 stop being butthurt you kid🤣
@@zenith3594disappointed in the 1 person who liked your comment
@@zenith3594”you need to leave!”
@@Victor-kq2ouhe liked his own comment
Adult people's strength : 30-60 kg
This kid : 9-12 kg
Destroy in one second 😂😂😂
as a teddy i can confirm he is strong enough to lift that child
😂😂😂😂
Lol😂
But he can sure kill (it) in like a minute
Rip there will be one day that teddy wont come home his wife and kids will ask where is papa bear and the only think that we will be able to say is that he was hit with the common sense senator and was found to be dead paramedics pronounced him D.O.A his funeral was held in pasco, wa he was a legend and better that a loving father who cared so much for his family teddy died that day a true hero, dad, husband, brother, son, a hero. Although he is dead his death will not be in vain and as this day ends teddy grows with gladness and joy in heaven. And as you click of the comments section then off the video you realize that you shall never see this comment again or will ever remember the last words that teddy every said
RIP TEDDY
14BCE-2023
Who can't lift a child bro???
His poses are worthy of being called, True Jojo.
THIS IS A JOJO REFERENCE
@@darealgodlygamer6492 Give it a break ffs
@@manvirtaggar5532 The influence is already unstoppable
@@manvirtaggar5532 NO!!! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
This is super bizarre
Child be like:- what should i do next😂
Kid really thinks she can take on an adult 🤣🤣🤣
The "what color is your Bugatti?" At the very end 💀
Looked for this 1 lmfao
I thought it said "what color is your bidet?" 💀
I thought it said "what color is Europe again" 😂
I thought it was "what color is your pajama"💀
Haha
That “you need to leave!” Made my day
Hmm
That child was wearing a white black human shirt😂😂😂
Are you fine bear ?
Him:☠️
the amount of things that teddy bear has been thru 😭
_YOU NEED TO LEAVE!_
It'll start singing like mj " am tired of being a victim of hate" 😅
Shittt I cant begin to imagine the other things it must of felt...🤔😳
That gunshot was personal 💀💀💀
I know
"That _____ was personal" 🤓 🤖
@@Gamergojo1Girl -peek right side
That guy - peek and shoot
to left side
@@Little_Julia-a
She's cute and all but when you mess with the rong person good luck 😂😂😂
Bro, the girl was recording a video on how to defend herself and in the end she got hit xd😂☠️
“I don’t care what color your belt is, I’m an adult and I’m stronger than you”
Peter Griffin
Ey yo...
True
Ya
but he cares what colour your Bugatti is
"im stronger than you" that's always kadama said in the manga
Man got the face of a Disney villain 😭
😭😂 YOU DIDN'T
Makes sense since Disney villains are hot
@esrever777 not all😅
Gaston😭😭😭
He's more like Flyn Rider from Tangled