**Aggressively slams table in front of the tiny newborn child, looking them in the eyes as they do so** "WHERE ARE YOU HIDING THE DAMN MONEY?! WE KNOW YOU'RE KEEPING IT HIDDEN AWAY SOMEWHERE!" **Incomprehensible, yet cute baby noises.**
"You see Richard, i was actually hiding a large amount of riches that i made illegally from you in secret. Go to these exact coordinates to find the money burried exactly 7 feet bellow the ground. I'll meet up with you in 3 years."
I now need a TV show centered around Blaize 'The Flame' Hogan and Unnamed Tax Dodger as they play Cat and Mouse forever until the last season where Blaize dies but is reincarnated and then the chase continues but this time Blaize is a day old infant walking around with his sunglasses and flamethrower tracking down the Tax Dodger.
Nah, the way I'd end the series is Blaize once again fails to catch the Tax Dodger after 3 years of trying, and is fired from his job for wasting 3 years on the same assignment
Imagine the mother's point of view, they had just given birth when a wrestlemania superstar bursts through the hospital door and proceeds to have an argument with the newly born who is then put into handcuffs and taken away without another word
This whole concept could actually be really interesting, the idea of reincarnation but you keep all your memories. Everyone's basically immortal. How does life even work? What do you do if you get tired of living? Does anything even matter when death is no obstacle?
They parents look eagerly at the nurse who is checking their new born baby. “Are they alright? Is everything intact? Is our baby healthy” they ask, warily The nurse sighs sadly, and says in her high feminine voice, “I’m afraid there may be a big of a problem with your baby” “Oh no! What is it? Will they be ok?” “Well, you see, your baby is…” “They’re what?” She whips around, revealing the baby in tiny handcuffs. They see the nurses face and realise she isn’t a nurse! She’s Blaize ‘The Flame’ Hogan wearing a blonde wig and a nurse uniform. He whips off his famous dark sunglasses, revealing his piercing blue eyes. “Your baby is goin’ away for a loooong time” [Intro song starts playing]
So the prompt says people who have committed suicide, so I read that as, as long as it looks accidental they won't track you, now I know how to erase my debt
To be honest, when it said that reincarnation was known, common, and expected I totally wondered if it was going to start with someone not reincarnating and everyone trying to find out why.
@@youreright9358 that's gonna be awkward when your wife from a past life finds you again but you were actually fine with never seeing her again "I never stopped searching, finally we are together again." "Oh yeah I uhh I never stopped searching either. Thank goodness you found me, right?"
@@thugpug4392 Or if someones wife cheated an them and the husband was so incredibly petty that he hunted her down for multiple lifespans to get revenge
Imagine being a jellyfish, floating in the ocean, then some random dude start blasting you with shotgun because you didn’t pay your credit card. At least he can’t blow your brain out
@@vikmanphotography7984 to be fair, who's to say the person doing that hasn't been around for hundreds and hundreds of years themselves, there's a pretty good chance they'd be bored of their hobbies by that point
I would fully pay to watch a TV show surrounded by a tax collector and a newborn baby where the baby is on the run because she didn't pay the IRS. I'd call it "Little Tax Dodger: Baby On The Run"
@@cortster12 Ok so like imagine that there’s this device that lets you choose where you’re reincarnated, and Blaize uses it to get reincarnated into a womb with another baby who’s actually a notorious crime boss with people waiting in the hospital to get him out when he’s born.
This is a Boss Baby movie I’d actually be thrilled to watch. Imagine a baby assassin or soldier or something like that, hunting a baby with several past lives of human trafficking and genocide.
On a weirder note, we probably wouldn't have/need a functioning society if reincarnation was a trackable and known result of death. Everything may have evolved differently as well.
Definitely, though one thing I could see happening would be a dramatic, possibly even sacred divide between "old souls" that have begun their reincarnation, and the "newborns" that are still on their first lives. After all, reincarnation simply requires someone die and be reborn, but you can and perhaps even should have more than one child before you die, so new souls would probably be continuously created. Makes you wonder how such a society would work in a situation where death outstrips birth rates, would the reincarnation be "delayed" for a new soul to take priority, or would new souls not be created so long as someone hasn't reincarnated yet? This is so far outside of the human experience that it could go in just about any direction
Reincarnation does nothing to stop the ceaseless torrent of need and pain in the sentient experience which is the driving motivator behind all of our actions. So it would honestly change very little except maybe people would be a bit more convinced we're in hell as you can be born, die of a horrific genetic disorder at age 2 and be reborn again to die the same way. You have about a 37 in 1000 chance to just die at birth at any given time and that's only in the modern era, before then or if you're an animal, you could be in the death loop for a while.
@@markointhesky what happens is a new soul and an old soul waiting to be reincarnated play rock paper scissors (best of 3) minutes before the baby is born to decide who enters the world
@@tumultoustortellini frankly capitalism is the root of more problems than any other single concept I can think of. I mean, what do YOU think is the reason people are literally born into debt? because it's not some other economic system secretly functioning in the US under all the billionaires' noses EDIT: oh yeah, also the prompt is literally about a capitalist dystopia so I honestly don't know what you expected to see in the comments
@@sukaisage Your comment's not popping up when I look into the comment section, I think you're shadowbanned or smth on my end. Outside of that though, Human nature is the problem with capitalism. Same as it is with communism or traditionalism or facism or democracy or anything else. We're the root of all evil. However when compared to any other time in human history, the fact we can argue about people born into debt instead of famine or not owning yourself or having rights but being a worker towards your village's or territory's lord is an accomplishment for the whole of humanity. It's not perfect, but never be so privledged as to think these problems are the worst humanity has to offer. I've had this idea for a while and I've been sharing it around so I want to hear what you think: a seperation between economy and state, similar to the one between church and state. Corporations have replaced the role churches once did as an authoritaritative soft power figure working alongside govt, a role that shouldn't arguably shouldn't exist. Capitalism is bad because (one reasons of many) of the ease that allows people in power to avoid responsibility or interacting with the world they're rerponsible for making. Not letting corps and govt get cozy would allow for actual change to take place, instead of letting govt officals let us suffer because their wallets are being stuffed in the lockeroom (PACs, superPacs). Not an instant fix but would go a long way in making a better system.
@@tumultoustortellini so uh all I see of your comment in the notification I got is an explanation of the shadow ban thing which is also exactly what's happening to me so idk how to reply to this sorry. I will just assume you're smart and making good points and move along
I read a story like this. 339 years of penal servitude (Choueki 339-nen). Except it might not be real reincarnation, they just have a religious order that says they reincarnate. Criminals who are sentenced longer than their lifespan are imprisoned in their "next life" too. The main characters are people sentenced to 339 years, total, of imprisonment because the religious state assigned the identity of Haro Ahinsa, a notorious rebel, to them at birth.
Depending on how their life was lived, it makes for a potentially good way to free yourself of addiction- or disease-damaged neurons or continue projects, as a sort of restorative healing. Just means daycares and advanced research projects would look a lot weirder
This provides an interesting insight into Britney Spears "Oops!... I did it again". Spears is quoted saying: "Oops I did it again, I played with your heart, got lost in the game, oh baby, baby." This quote seems innocent enough, seemingly about Spears' past relationship(s), but look further. This quote is actually about Spears killing an innocent baby, presumably via spear to the heart (hence her code name, Spears), after seeking out babies without prejudice due to being "lost in the game". This quote also implies that Spears has done this multiple times, and "oh baby, baby" implies that this may have been a double kill. Britney "Spears" cannot continue to get away with this. If this continues, her RBH license will be revoked. We are Reincarnation _Bounty_ Hunters, not Reincarnation Baby Hunters. We apologize dearly for any baby casualties that may have already occurred.
I think instead of someone just having the same mind, it would be like aot where the “reincarnated” person can see the memories of their past life that can teach them certain things and may or may not influence them. Like someone with the memories of an insane serial killer may torture the current person which could lead them down a dark path. Edit: ok I just realized that this is a much darker turn from the original prompt
"Aww, he's so cute!" says Dennis, now a proud father. Blaize kicked down the door and rushed into the room. "Haha! We got you this time! You're wanted for murder, robbery, and drug dealing!" he says. The baby crawls as fast as he can to the ER, grabs a scalpel, and stabs the nurse, the doctor, the patient, and himself in the throat. "Dammit! He's done it again! We'll need to act faster next time!" Blaize screams. "OH MY GOD YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS! YOU CAN'T JUST SPAWN-CAMP THIS IS HORRIBLE!" I howl, slamming my fist down on the keyboard.
“That rare fish owes 48,000 dollars to the IRS, and it’s coming with me.” “No, no it is not. Please exit the aquarium catwalk, sir. This is a restricted area.”
In all seriousness having to go through the entire process of growing up again would be such a pain and or bore. Also you could be potentially born into a worse situation or area then a previous life. It would also raise the questionability of how "immoral" certain acts would even be at that point.
🎶 _How long 'til my soul gets it right?_ _Can any human being ever dodge the law's might?_ - this universe's famous singer-songwriter duo, the Periwinkle Girls
imagine carrying a baby for 3/4ths of a year, going through a gruelling and painful birth, just to find out your baby is actually the reincarnation of the most insufferable person to ever walk the earth. I'd ragequit
Life sentences would probably carry over in this setting. Imagine getting imprisoned as an infant because you've got your fifth life sentence to serve.
I love that the implication is you can track down where people will be re-incarnated to. Imagine all of the animals in jail as people are re-incarnated into animals. oh man imagine they found a litter and chose the wrong one in the litter and a normal freaken fox is just in a jail cell. Meanwhile the criminal grows into a full fox, and continues doing crime as a fox.
It's just so hillarious when they just born and a bounty hunter already waiting them to pay their tax xD They could make money if they make this into TV Series or something 🤣
(St. Louis, MO; 14 February 2113) "A man was arrested yesterday in the maternity ward of Sanity Memorial Hospital. The suspect, Elias Suud O'Nim, has been linked to seventy-five cases of infanticide across the nation. When asked about his infant killing spree, he responded, 'Man committed tax fraud and shot himself. Had to put his reincarnated successor to justice, but that stubborn fool won't stop being reincarnated. His continuing journey throughout the cycle of life is an insult to justice.' The trial will begin on the 30th, but experts say he will likely evade the death penalty if his lawyers can prove his insanity, something that seems at the moment easy to do." (Provided by the Apathetic Press)
The writing prompt "underling a demand for a written plot, likely to include drama, crime and detective genre. The comment: Huge action packed comedy story of Blaze 'The Flame'.
From the title, thought this woulf be very different. This is quite metal, though. Only inaccuracy is that Blaize "The Flame" Hogan WASN'T the tax dodger.
This reminds me somewhat of a short story by John Scalzi called “The Dispatcher”. If you die by natural means or suicide you stay dead, but if you’re murdered or killed by someone else in anyway there’s only a 1 in a million chance you stay dead. Other wise you basically just wake up back at home in your bed
Looks like this baby...
**puts on red tinted aviators**
...had no womb left to hide
Gulp
wait wat
Ass my off laughing
E
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
*CSI Miami theme*
imagine each baby being given an interrogation after being born to ensure they aren't a serial killer back from the grave
**Aggressively slams table in front of the tiny newborn child, looking them in the eyes as they do so**
"WHERE ARE YOU HIDING THE DAMN MONEY?! WE KNOW YOU'RE KEEPING IT HIDDEN AWAY SOMEWHERE!"
**Incomprehensible, yet cute baby noises.**
@@bung9094 waaah waah waah
*slam*
TWENTYEIGHTSTABWOUNDS
Baby: wahh?
[Enter Woman screaming at cat template here]
*SLAM*
WHERE ARE THEY?!?
Imagine falling in love with a woman and finding out she was a criminal with an evil mustache that avoided taxes in a past life
"You see Richard, i was actually hiding a large amount of riches that i made illegally from you in secret. Go to these exact coordinates to find the money burried exactly 7 feet bellow the ground. I'll meet up with you in 3 years."
Every woman I've fallen in love with has an evil mustache
It's probably a coincidence
Sounds like I've fallen in love Waluigi. Seems like a happy life to me.
I see this as an absolute win!
No see I fell in love with her because of the criminal past life
I now need a TV show centered around Blaize 'The Flame' Hogan and Unnamed Tax Dodger as they play Cat and Mouse forever until the last season where Blaize dies but is reincarnated and then the chase continues but this time Blaize is a day old infant walking around with his sunglasses and flamethrower tracking down the Tax Dodger.
YES
YES
YES
YES
Nah, the way I'd end the series is Blaize once again fails to catch the Tax Dodger after 3 years of trying, and is fired from his job for wasting 3 years on the same assignment
Imagine the mother's point of view, they had just given birth when a wrestlemania superstar bursts through the hospital door and proceeds to have an argument with the newly born who is then put into handcuffs and taken away without another word
Well considering reincarnation is normal and expected in this universe, I'm sure the mother would be aware of such things happening.
@@tailez606 God you're boring. But right.
@@tailez606 Expecting mothers would probably keep a shotgun is arm's reach for exactly this reason.
Not that kind of hogan
@@kitty_foreststreamvods4116 I don’t know, think it’s funnier that way if you think it is
That's an absolute horror prompt for those who aren't bounty hunters
especially for people who’ve committed tax evasion
Tbh it sounds like a hellish job for the bounty hunters also, how do you even tell who gets reincarnated as who
This whole concept could actually be really interesting, the idea of reincarnation but you keep all your memories. Everyone's basically immortal. How does life even work? What do you do if you get tired of living? Does anything even matter when death is no obstacle?
@@draco6349 bruh whahd
@@draco6349 damn
With an arrest like this, Blaize might just make it into the hall of flame for his bounty hunting skills
just in time, too; he's three weeks away from retirement
Heh. Nice pun.
Your pun was sure lit
This is probably the best story about reincarnation I've ever seen, it's heartwarming, life-changing, informative, and inspiring.
Agreed
It is a pleasure to share an opinion with you, @@timmy6890
@@Azyne Same here
anyways to give you horrible flashbacks
“I have the high ground!”
and heart-warming
@@azeTrom17 Like Mustafar
They parents look eagerly at the nurse who is checking their new born baby.
“Are they alright? Is everything intact? Is our baby healthy” they ask, warily
The nurse sighs sadly, and says in her high feminine voice,
“I’m afraid there may be a big of a problem with your baby”
“Oh no! What is it? Will they be ok?”
“Well, you see, your baby is…”
“They’re what?”
She whips around, revealing the baby in tiny handcuffs. They see the nurses face and realise she isn’t a nurse! She’s Blaize ‘The Flame’ Hogan wearing a blonde wig and a nurse uniform. He whips off his famous dark sunglasses, revealing his piercing blue eyes.
“Your baby is goin’ away for a loooong time”
[Intro song starts playing]
LMAO THIS IS PERFECT
*The only thing they fear is you starts playing*
*insert csi miami opening*
YEAHHHHHHHH
Lupon but in reverse
So the prompt says people who have committed suicide, so I read that as, as long as it looks accidental they won't track you, now I know how to erase my debt
You say that, but figuring this stuff out is the bounty hunter's entire job.
What if they wouldn't care? You'd reincarnate anyways and be able to pay later, because you still have to pay whether or not you caused it.
Imagine dying of cancer being ruled a suicide in this alternative reality
@Purple Emerald don't worry
That's just everyone on the internet
To be honest, when it said that reincarnation was known, common, and expected I totally wondered if it was going to start with someone not reincarnating and everyone trying to find out why.
You got me wondering if people would search for eachother after death
Hmmm 🤔
@@youreright9358 that's gonna be awkward when your wife from a past life finds you again but you were actually fine with never seeing her again
"I never stopped searching, finally we are together again."
"Oh yeah I uhh I never stopped searching either. Thank goodness you found me, right?"
@@thugpug4392 Or if someones wife cheated an them and the husband was so incredibly petty that he hunted her down for multiple lifespans to get revenge
This is a good prompt too
Imagine being a jellyfish, floating in the ocean, then some random dude start blasting you with shotgun because you didn’t pay your credit card. At least he can’t blow your brain out
Lmao nice jokw
Animal reincarnation would be a b*tch like imagine you hunt a guy and he's now an endangered species and has essentially diplomatic immunity
Imagine they reincarnate as some deep see animal that will live for well over 300 years, you ain't catching them
Imagine going on someone’s social media and it’s just hundreds of years old with the person abruptly changing every 50-70 years or so.
"Just got born again!"
If you're scrolling through multiple decades worth of one person's social media, I think you need a better hobby.
@@vikmanphotography7984 to be fair, who's to say the person doing that hasn't been around for hundreds and hundreds of years themselves, there's a pretty good chance they'd be bored of their hobbies by that point
This scenario happens in the future
In this universe, you could actually serve multiple life sentences
This is my favorite 80s era action show. It's so great to see people start caring about it again. Can't wait for the reboot
You got a love from Jeaney.
This comment is fake.
9,5 times out of 10 reboots either are ridiculously hated or nobody remembers them
@@DarkJusn2020 uh
The reincarnation, if you will.
Wait is this an actual show
So my little sister really did burn down that local orphanage!
I would fully pay to watch a TV show surrounded by a tax collector and a newborn baby where the baby is on the run because she didn't pay the IRS.
I'd call it "Little Tax Dodger: Baby On The Run"
That would not be a bad movie
Thats not fair now I want to see that
Space IRS B )
boss baby: back in btax bevasion
Imagine having a kid and having to roll the dice to see if you get a businessman or serial killer, or heaven forbid a LoL player
as a lol player... i was hoping death would cure me. this prompt is a new horror for me
Isn't that just regular having a kid? The main difference is that you find out after only 9 months down the drain, rather than 18 years.
@@SimonBuchanNz 18th birthday: you have been assigned serial killer tax dodger
Blaize dies every chapter or so, so it ends up as a lot of baby/baby fights.
They have mech suits
Twins fighting in the womb.
@@cortster12 Ok so like imagine that there’s this device that lets you choose where you’re reincarnated, and Blaize uses it to get reincarnated into a womb with another baby who’s actually a notorious crime boss with people waiting in the hospital to get him out when he’s born.
"Congratulations." *_tears off mask and cocks gun_* "It's a drug dealer."
This is a Boss Baby movie I’d actually be thrilled to watch.
Imagine a baby assassin or soldier or something like that, hunting a baby with several past lives of human trafficking and genocide.
ITS A FUCKING TAX DODGER!
Honestly this can be both hilarious but also dystopian not even death and reincarnation can save you from Capitalism.
You mean taxes
Imagine government can track reincarnation, but also, you can't remember your previous life; you're just saddled with debt from the moment you're born
Just goes to show how epic Capitalism is 😎
>Owing money to the government
>Capitalism's fault
?
This is something I'd expect to see in Shadowrun where magic and spirits exist and the world is run by megacorps. So like now, but with magic.
On a weirder note, we probably wouldn't have/need a functioning society if reincarnation was a trackable and known result of death. Everything may have evolved differently as well.
Definitely, though one thing I could see happening would be a dramatic, possibly even sacred divide between "old souls" that have begun their reincarnation, and the "newborns" that are still on their first lives.
After all, reincarnation simply requires someone die and be reborn, but you can and perhaps even should have more than one child before you die, so new souls would probably be continuously created.
Makes you wonder how such a society would work in a situation where death outstrips birth rates, would the reincarnation be "delayed" for a new soul to take priority, or would new souls not be created so long as someone hasn't reincarnated yet?
This is so far outside of the human experience that it could go in just about any direction
Reincarnation does nothing to stop the ceaseless torrent of need and pain in the sentient experience which is the driving motivator behind all of our actions. So it would honestly change very little except maybe people would be a bit more convinced we're in hell as you can be born, die of a horrific genetic disorder at age 2 and be reborn again to die the same way.
You have about a 37 in 1000 chance to just die at birth at any given time and that's only in the modern era, before then or if you're an animal, you could be in the death loop for a while.
@@markointhesky This is so interesting
@@markointhesky what happens is a new soul and an old soul waiting to be reincarnated play rock paper scissors (best of 3) minutes before the baby is born to decide who enters the world
Imagine being born and already owing 440 million dollars. Sounds like living in America…
don't blame capitalism challenge (impossible😨😨)
Sounds like living in communism, no wait that’s if the mother eats the baby to survive…
@@tumultoustortellini frankly capitalism is the root of more problems than any other single concept I can think of. I mean, what do YOU think is the reason people are literally born into debt? because it's not some other economic system secretly functioning in the US under all the billionaires' noses
EDIT: oh yeah, also the prompt is literally about a capitalist dystopia so I honestly don't know what you expected to see in the comments
@@sukaisage Your comment's not popping up when I look into the comment section, I think you're shadowbanned or smth on my end.
Outside of that though, Human nature is the problem with capitalism. Same as it is with communism or traditionalism or facism or democracy or anything else. We're the root of all evil. However when compared to any other time in human history, the fact we can argue about people born into debt instead of famine or not owning yourself or having rights but being a worker towards your village's or territory's lord is an accomplishment for the whole of humanity. It's not perfect, but never be so privledged as to think these problems are the worst humanity has to offer.
I've had this idea for a while and I've been sharing it around so I want to hear what you think: a seperation between economy and state, similar to the one between church and state. Corporations have replaced the role churches once did as an authoritaritative soft power figure working alongside govt, a role that shouldn't arguably shouldn't exist. Capitalism is bad because (one reasons of many) of the ease that allows people in power to avoid responsibility or interacting with the world they're rerponsible for making. Not letting corps and govt get cozy would allow for actual change to take place, instead of letting govt officals let us suffer because their wallets are being stuffed in the lockeroom (PACs, superPacs). Not an instant fix but would go a long way in making a better system.
@@tumultoustortellini so uh all I see of your comment in the notification I got is an explanation of the shadow ban thing which is also exactly what's happening to me so idk how to reply to this sorry. I will just assume you're smart and making good points and move along
I genuinely thought Blaze 'The Flame' Hogan was real.
I have never felt more disappointed than this in my entire life.
Now I'm curious a out how to change my legal name
I won't do it, but someone eventually will
It's such a wild concept, but I want an animated show of it, even if it's just a pilot.
I have successfully evaded ALL my taxes in 38 different lifetimes.
To get caught by a bounty hunter... sounds like a skill issue.
I read a story like this. 339 years of penal servitude (Choueki 339-nen).
Except it might not be real reincarnation, they just have a religious order that says they reincarnate. Criminals who are sentenced longer than their lifespan are imprisoned in their "next life" too. The main characters are people sentenced to 339 years, total, of imprisonment because the religious state assigned the identity of Haro Ahinsa, a notorious rebel, to them at birth.
Oh now that is very interesting
@Purple Emerald One after the other. There was only one Haro at a time.
That is a self-fulfilling prophecy if i ever heard of one...
Memes aside, this is legitimately a really cool idea for a dystopian world.
Depending on how their life was lived, it makes for a potentially good way to free yourself of addiction- or disease-damaged neurons or continue projects, as a sort of restorative healing. Just means daycares and advanced research projects would look a lot weirder
Would there even be daycares?
These prompts can be utterly awful or pure gold. I like to think the latter is more common.
Meanwhile orphanages are at full capacity due to upsurges in births from parents hoping to collect on a potential bounty
"What're you gonna do, kill me? You'll just have to hunt me down again."
Damn bounty hunters be spawn camping maternity wards now?
Genuinely, this sounds like an awesome idea for a TV show or a book etc.
I'll now live with the knowledge that I was potentially a tax dodger in my past life, and i'll eventually carry on the legacy.
Good luck soldier
Wouldn’t the shotgun make them reincarnate again?
No, we- *ahem* The Organization for Tracking People avoiding Debts or Jail have a special shotgun used to stop them from reincarnating.
I guess it’s for the parents?
They were killed then thier organs sold to cover the taxes
@@Karys-_- hmm... reincarnation = ethical organ harvesting!?
@@lentlemenproductions770 yeeepp.
Lmao this also would be so weird, like imagine if a guy died right before his wife gave birth, and then reincarnated as his own kid
This provides an interesting insight into Britney Spears "Oops!... I did it again".
Spears is quoted saying:
"Oops I did it again, I played with your heart, got lost in the game, oh baby, baby."
This quote seems innocent enough, seemingly about Spears' past relationship(s), but look further.
This quote is actually about Spears killing an innocent baby, presumably via spear to the heart (hence her code name, Spears), after seeking out babies without prejudice due to being "lost in the game". This quote also implies that Spears has done this multiple times, and "oh baby, baby" implies that this may have been a double kill.
Britney "Spears" cannot continue to get away with this. If this continues, her RBH license will be revoked. We are Reincarnation _Bounty_ Hunters, not Reincarnation Baby Hunters. We apologize dearly for any baby casualties that may have already occurred.
this feels like the ultimate dystopian story
Plot twist, after 2 seasons and a 2 parter finale, the bounty hunter finds out that he himself is a reincarnation of Benedict Arnold
I think instead of someone just having the same mind, it would be like aot where the “reincarnated” person can see the memories of their past life that can teach them certain things and may or may not influence them. Like someone with the memories of an insane serial killer may torture the current person which could lead them down a dark path.
Edit: ok I just realized that this is a much darker turn from the original prompt
"Aww, he's so cute!" says Dennis, now a proud father.
Blaize kicked down the door and rushed into the room. "Haha! We got you this time! You're wanted for murder, robbery, and drug dealing!" he says.
The baby crawls as fast as he can to the ER, grabs a scalpel, and stabs the nurse, the doctor, the patient, and himself in the throat.
"Dammit! He's done it again! We'll need to act faster next time!" Blaize screams.
"OH MY GOD YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS! YOU CAN'T JUST SPAWN-CAMP THIS IS HORRIBLE!" I howl, slamming my fist down on the keyboard.
"Its a fucking tax dodger is what it is" it was at this moment that the dr pepper in my mouth became one with my screen.
Blaize the Flame Hogan is what does it for me. So random, so perfect, so mocking.
Aaaaand.... This is exactly why reincarnation only works as a concept if you can't remember your previous lives 🤣
Its amazing how such a convoluted plot fits so neatly into a bit less then 40 sec.
Someone make this movie.
“That rare fish owes 48,000 dollars to the IRS, and it’s coming with me.”
“No, no it is not. Please exit the aquarium catwalk, sir. This is a restricted area.”
In all seriousness having to go through the entire process of growing up again would be such a pain and or bore. Also you could be potentially born into a worse situation or area then a previous life. It would also raise the questionability of how "immoral" certain acts would even be at that point.
tell me about it bro
Maybe they only regain their memories at a certain age of the human brain evolved to be able to handle it.
ok but I would actually read the hell out of that if someone made a book
"Ma'am, we have to take your baby. He is currently serving 9 consecutive life sentences"
🎶 _How long 'til my soul gets it right?_
_Can any human being ever dodge the law's might?_
- this universe's famous singer-songwriter duo, the Periwinkle Girls
Not sure if this is better or worse than not knowing reincarnation is a thing and just happening to stumble upon your own corpse from a previous life.
imagine carrying a baby for 3/4ths of a year, going through a gruelling and painful birth, just to find out your baby is actually the reincarnation of the most insufferable person to ever walk the earth. I'd ragequit
bad luck, you would also be reincarnated
Can't even ragequit, you'll just respawn
“You better pay back the millions you owe the government or-“
“Or what? You’ll kill me??”
“…”
*baby crawls away*
This also includes a possible motivation of some item that allows you to keep your memories through lives.
Wouldn’t want to do this in Japan Imagine having to develop inter dimensional portal tech, just because some guy committed tax evasion!
Life sentences would probably carry over in this setting. Imagine getting imprisoned as an infant because you've got your fifth life sentence to serve.
This is basically the grim reapers in Black Butler but backwards
This idea is better than 95% of all the shows on Netflix
Multiple life sentences take on a new meaning.
I love that the implication is you can track down where people will be re-incarnated to. Imagine all of the animals in jail as people are re-incarnated into animals.
oh man imagine they found a litter and chose the wrong one in the litter and a normal freaken fox is just in a jail cell. Meanwhile the criminal grows into a full fox, and continues doing crime as a fox.
Zoos would be a lot more interesting then, I guess.
@@spawnofheck504 Harambe....🤔😯
Now that’s a beginning of an epic mini series
ok but the premise of this prompt is actually gripping. i’d watch that netflix show
TD: What are the taxes used for?
B(tF)H: Paying the bounty hunter fee they've accrued retaining me to hunt you down.
"The baby wraps the umbilical cord around it's neck and jumps from the womb, hanging itself."
Two things are assured in life: Death, *pumps shotgun * and Taxes
It's just so hillarious when they just born and a bounty hunter already waiting them to pay their tax xD
They could make money if they make this into TV Series or something 🤣
I guess rivalries *do* persist even after death.
there's a slim but very real chance that this is why the ancients in Rainworld all wanted to ascend so badly.
(St. Louis, MO; 14 February 2113)
"A man was arrested yesterday in the maternity ward of Sanity Memorial Hospital. The suspect, Elias Suud O'Nim, has been linked to seventy-five cases of infanticide across the nation.
When asked about his infant killing spree, he responded, 'Man committed tax fraud and shot himself. Had to put his reincarnated successor to justice, but that stubborn fool won't stop being reincarnated. His continuing journey throughout the cycle of life is an insult to justice.'
The trial will begin on the 30th, but experts say he will likely evade the death penalty if his lawyers can prove his insanity, something that seems at the moment easy to do."
(Provided by the Apathetic Press)
This should have more likes. Elias Suud O'Nim is beautiful wordplay.
"... I'll get away next time, Blaize!"
_next time_
*newborn baby proceeds to wrap umbilical cord around own neck*
This would be an utterly horrible world but also make for phantastic comedic potential.
This implies that the baby immediately committed suicide
This is one of the best ones on this channel, and I've watched ALL of them.
The writing prompt "underling a demand for a written plot, likely to include drama, crime and detective genre.
The comment: Huge action packed comedy story of Blaze 'The Flame'.
YES
I'VE BEEN WAITING ON HIM TO VOICE THIS ONE!!
Mad respect for not making fun of the typo in "fist"
💕 Blaize ‘The Flame’ Hogan 💕
Okay this is actually funny and an actual good premise for a show
Judge: "You are send to prison. For lifetime!"
Criminal: "So what. I'm just gonna die..."
Judge: "For all them Lifes!"
Criminal: "Oh... oh no."
The sequel to this is the video of a man dunking a baby into water shouting “WHERES THE MONEY LEBOWSKI?”
This needs to be funded asap
this made me make a chuckle that actually sounded normal
I've only heard vague descriptions of Altered Carbon, but I assume this is the plot of it.
Still, that sounds like a really cool writing prompt
this is actually an awesome idea
From the title, thought this woulf be very different.
This is quite metal, though. Only inaccuracy is that Blaize "The Flame" Hogan WASN'T the tax dodger.
As an aspiring writer, I think this has a lot of potential
Sounds like a cartoon series.
That baby is METAL
I suppose that means that memories remains too
what an inventive concept
This would make a great movie or show or something
surely killing the baby lets them escape again? put that thing in confinement
Fuck what an absolute dystopian nightmare.
Only slightly worse than the one we're living in right now..
Slightly.
This reminds me somewhat of a short story by John Scalzi called “The Dispatcher”. If you die by natural means or suicide you stay dead, but if you’re murdered or killed by someone else in anyway there’s only a 1 in a million chance you stay dead. Other wise you basically just wake up back at home in your bed
this post raises so many questions and answers none of them