For someone who grew up with a computer running Windows 95 as my first home computer, this is nostalgic gold to me. If Microsoft could produce a phone that the user could switch to a retro mobile version of their Windows operating system of choice (95/XP), I think it would be a massive hit.
Metaroose Lol look: play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=theme.windowsphone.computerlauncher.free download that theme but computer launcher before and apply it XD
Jeremy Quiros you blockhead!!! That game never came with windows 95, its Hover the game , that came with the windows, plus a free clip from Happy Days showing the Band Weezer rocking at the cafe
@@Wilker_uwu agreed, WP7 was a great OS and I preferred it over anything else at the time. Flew too close to the sun and tried to integrate everything after that
@III Vance IDK. Given the whole OS has been re-written and operates entirely different, much better than before and with many more features, your argument is kinda invalid kiddo. If you pulled a user out of 1996 and told him to use 10 he'd be fucking lost. If you told a developer from 96 to develop for 10 he'd be lost.
@@scottishemu159 just jokes, puns and lots of swearing. If translate them all to English they sadly won't be so fun and probably will be not understandable for who doesn't speak Russian.
@@scottishemu159 Russian Subtitles Translation: Broughting to you our new product Windows 95 Mobile Anyways better than Windows Vista F**K I GOT BLIND FROM THAT LIGHT You can write your diplom here Vasya stop talking on phone you made downloading p**n 3 times longer Our new assistant - Clippy, this is an amazing thing among technologies nobody f**cking needs Exclusive apps from Windows 95 store that nobody needs WARNING! WE SPY YOU EVEN WHEN YOU POOP! IF YOU DID REPOST IN TWITTER GET OUT OF CITY Time to promote my videos on phone Bill Gay dancing Hardbass with somebody i dont know WINDOWS 95 - PHONE YOU DEFINITELY SHOULDNT BUY English people wont understand this jokes
I hate how well made this is. Its just so perfect. If you showed this to someone who knew nothing about computers, they would probably believe this is real.
Easter Egg list - 0:22 bee movie script -0:41 comments from the last video, pewdiepie joke, vaporwave joke and a bill wurts joke 0:49 bill wurtz and other people 0:55 Despacito 2 0:25 internet explorer crashes adding more soon
2 to the power of 12 (2^12) is 4096. A 4096 video within a 4096 video would be (2^12)^12, pronounced 2 to the power of 12 to the power of twelve which gives 2.23007452E+43. alright have a good day
I would actually buy a phone with this theme, or at least hack an android phone to have a similar theme and custom make a case that has the classic Windows 95 logo printed on it.
@@user-no3tu9kh3p That's simply not true. Microsoft's logo was only recently changed in 2012 to the current one, and the previous design had remained the same since 1987. www.brandingmag.com/2012/08/24/microsoft-new-logo/
@@BLUEJAYMusic1994 But that was not the Microsoft corporate logo. That was a one-off logo design for Windows 95 used specifically for that commercial campaign and basically never seen again until today.
@Lucas Zhu I think it would be a skin of android not actually windows 95 because there would be so many compatibility errors witch such an old operating system. All of your personal data is stored is stored on your phone now so having compatibility errors would reak havoc.
someone named lindengadenmeit38 reuploaded this video... We can't report it because youtube doesn't let us report stolen content unless it is our content.
Microsoft should actually release this as a limited edition item to cash in on the 90s nostalgia wave
its ugly
EliXir True.
95/10 would buy.
For me, this is almost not nostalgia, because I never have aero enabled.
I like the rectangle shaped windows, taskbar, etc.
@@manictiger yeah mate
The phone of my dreams.
Yes indeed, Austin!
Twist: I got recommended this video because you commented on it
Даже не представляете насколько
Oh hey Austin. Didn’t expect you to be here.
I actually saw this phone in my dreams
0:21 I just noticed that it’s literally the bee movie script.
OMG, I'm so glad that I noticed it now 😂
This is goddamn underrated
Xd
Ciao fumagalli
@@Last_One_Left spañol detektado :v
For someone who grew up with a computer running Windows 95 as my first home computer, this is nostalgic gold to me. If Microsoft could produce a phone that the user could switch to a retro mobile version of their Windows operating system of choice (95/XP), I think it would be a massive hit.
massive hit? with hammer?
widows
@@duckyduck2108 man, i hate it when my *Widows* Operating System crashes
windows 7 is pretty recent, although being out of support for 2 years now
@@lirendz no please dont
honestly would buy
same tbh
Cyranek my guy what are you doin here my dude
lets be real we all would
Yeah, better than iPhone 14
wHat u doin here lol
ＩＴ｀Ｓ ＮＯＷ ＳＡＦＥ ＴＯ
ＴＵＲＮ ＯＦＦ ＹＯＵＲ ＰＨＯＮＥ
Nah, nah. You forgot.
"Preparing to turn off
Windows 95 Mobile"
O O F
It is It's now safe to power off
Oh nahhhhana tada magical (its now safe to turn off your phone shut down)
W E E E E E N O M O R E W I N D O W S 9 5
Forget the phone for a sec, that music was composed by a genius.
Ye he made the startup sound into a fully fledged song 😂
@Alex Ozols thx dude
@Alex Ozols :)
@Alex Ozols was definitely expecting bait
the song goes so hard
I just noticed, this song was used in a Microsoft ad and created using Windows 95 sounds.
if this actually existed I would buy it in a heartbeat
we all would
@@bngmapping not me apparently, the UI looks pathetic in my opinion, coz it's like win 95
@@AQ-101 it was a joke
@@bngmapping haha ok
@@bngmapping but it's true tho
the fact that it even has little disclaimers about app availability and network coverage makes this so much better
...This actually looks *really* clean.
Better than the actual windows mobile
the aesthetics give it a nice feel to it too
And may require just few resources and remove the lags
This is very close to what Windows CE looks (looked?) like. Very Windows 95/98 feel.
Not really. Lots of buttons are small and it makes the entire interface cluttery.
My grandpa's gonna love it.
@@Vorticough kind of was, microsoft did make a windows phone (similar to this) but it failed
Let's appreciate the fact that this looks official
Ye
Yes
@@lenadams854 there's already android windows 95 emulator apps on Google play store
@Cay Den what did they say
@Cay Den Haha
0:22 hey! That’s the bee movie script!
really
WOOOOW
bee boozled i have been
lol, I didn't notice
Holy shit
1995: I wonder what the future could be like
2019:
1995*
@@xyzzy-dv6te 1985: the year when the first version of windows is here
2019: I'm you
300 likes yay :D
Winphone dead 😐
HE GUESSED THE NEW WINDOWS LOGO 0:11
That’s the 2012 - Now Microsoft logo.
It’s all fun and games until it updates to windows 7
updates to vista instead
@@UltraNyan bsod after trying to play solitaire
The real problem happens when it upgrades to windows 10.
Windows 9
Nobody remembers Windows Me
...for good reason
This would sell better than actual Windows Phone.
that’s because this is actually good
Yeah, it feels like using a desktop computer
@@cycrothelargeplanet Lumia WoA: *exists*
Yes
This is better then a keyboard on a iPad or a pen on a pc
I want that to be a real theme
Metaroose same or a custom rom
Metaroose there must be a launcher
Metaroose Lol look: play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=theme.windowsphone.computerlauncher.free download that theme but computer launcher before and apply it XD
Metaroose I want a theme like this on my android
it's not the same tho
me in 1995:
mum buy me win95 mobile pls
me in 2020:
mum buy me win95 mobile pls
@Arihaan Rudra lol
@Arihaan Rudra Those things are dirt cheap. Windows mobile 10 exists.
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What do you mean "win95 mobile"
Phones didn't even exist yet, plus, that probably was not a thing before on tablets.
You still live with your mum 25 years later?
Microsoft should legit air this on TV for April Fool's Day
this is genuinly better than the windows 8/10 ui so they might not
Yeah
Microsoft doesn't do phones anymore so no
@@CliffhangerProduction that's... Why. It's April fools
Lol toilet
😂😃🌚
The Windows 95 store better have 3D Pinball Space Cadet
Jeremy Quiros you blockhead!!!
That game never came with windows 95, its Hover the game , that came with the windows, plus a free clip from Happy Days showing the Band Weezer rocking at the cafe
windows 95 store? you mean microcenter
Why has no one developed Purble Place for phones yet?? It's 2018!!!
windows 95 store? how about "The Microsoft Network Marketplace"
@@pizzaboxer The Microsoft Network Marketplace is missig from your computer. Try fuck yourself to fix this problem.
Эти субтитры, просто имба, смотрю это видео чуть ли не только из-за них, а если серьезно то это реально классное и красиво видео
кто им разрешил переводить?
ВНИМАНИЕ! мы следим за вами даже в туалете!
@@Nikitos370Вася, перестань говорить по телефону, ты продлил мне скачивание по***хи на 2 дня!!!
Вася, перестань говорить по телефону, ты мне продлил скачивание порнухи на 2 дня
Lol there's the bee movie script on word 97
Lol
@@someyoutuberroblox my other me
4096 also plugged himself- the youtube video is his music video based on Windows Vista errors.
IE also failed to connect to the internet
YEAH! it is the bee song!
They should've made this a theme for windows mobile
Bjourne they no longer make phones 😞
@@user-ry4ts4xe6u I said "should've", not that they should do it now
Boss battle theme
@@user-ry4ts4xe6u Windows Mob!le
I'm surprised they didn't make this as an easter egg
Others companys: we need to upgrade the phone
Microsoft: We need to downgrade it
Kushagra Sharma r/woooosh
Apple: same man, we gotta remove the headphone jack to trigger customers
@@EASsirenVids01 woooosh yourself IDIOT haaaaaa
@@CurtissB hey don't call me an idoit. I may be one, but that doesn't mean you get to call me one.
This would still probably be better than the current Windows phone
Yes
Francesco Orlando No
back when Windows Phones were new with the Lumia i actually liked it a lot
@@Wilker_uwu agreed, WP7 was a great OS and I preferred it over anything else at the time. Flew too close to the sun and tried to integrate everything after that
@@ecbfilms001 i've once heard that a few parts of it were sabotaged by Google regarding its RUclips and email apps.. idk if it is true though.
I showed this to my friend and he thought it was a real Microsoft ad 😂
@White Ca8 by who still uses windows 95 in 2021????22??22???22
@@user-lz5kh3un8z u in 2021-
But indeed is true
@@user-lz5kh3un8z Does it work? Can I do my job with it? If yes, I don’t need more.
@@user-lz5kh3un8z me, but in a virtual machine
@@marct.g.5468 depend what it is tho
so realistic that it even has advertising disclaimers in small text throughout the video
Yes
Meanwhile in an alternate universe, where OSs did not evolve but processing power did
The nsa wouldn't be able to spy on you very easily and AI recommending you propaganda and ideologies wouldn't exist either
I mean we never had this because of no processing power, and as soon as we had some Microsoft hopped on the mobile train in 2000.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@III Vance Geez. You really dont know anything about OS's.
@III Vance IDK. Given the whole OS has been re-written and operates entirely different, much better than before and with many more features, your argument is kinda invalid kiddo.
If you pulled a user out of 1996 and told him to use 10 he'd be fucking lost. If you told a developer from 96 to develop for 10 he'd be lost.
Well done. The only thing missing is a BSOD.
Microsoft Bob
@@joeljustin remember when it would crash it woukd say insert a disc
What do you mean its shown in the im sorry but im getting deja vu now
@@stal2496 r/ihadastroke
@@panmeek l dont get what you're trying to say
This feels like an ad I would see in that 2009 to 2012 era
The Russian subtitles are absolutely amazing, just like the phone.
What does it say?
@@scottishemu159 just jokes, puns and lots of swearing. If translate them all to English they sadly won't be so fun and probably will be not understandable for who doesn't speak Russian.
Is that Chinese?
@@scottishemu159 Russian Subtitles Translation:
Broughting to you our new product
Windows 95 Mobile
Anyways better than Windows Vista
F**K I GOT BLIND FROM THAT LIGHT
You can write your diplom here
Vasya stop talking on phone you made downloading p**n 3 times longer
Our new assistant - Clippy, this is an amazing thing among technologies nobody f**cking needs
Exclusive apps from Windows 95 store that nobody needs
WARNING! WE SPY YOU EVEN WHEN YOU POOP!
IF YOU DID REPOST IN TWITTER GET OUT OF CITY
Time to promote my videos on phone
Bill Gay dancing Hardbass with somebody i dont know
WINDOWS 95 - PHONE YOU DEFINITELY SHOULDNT BUY
English people wont understand this jokes
@@arkak420 I'm an American and understood all of em tbh.
Imagine when you first bought it it said "Update to Windows 10" lol
Hmm
lol
Il devra mettre une vidéo de Windows 2000 Phone. La sortie sera 2001 et le fin de support est 2009.
Your device is not supported.
Windows 2000 Phone will be available the 1 February 2001 and will end of support the 17 May 2009.
He even put little info blurbs in the bottom left. The attention to detail is crazy.
4096 is a madman
You should make a windows XP version as well
It actually already exists
Pro Player 1⃣ but It alredy exists
It does?
Jdm262 yup
I really want to see Windows Vista for phones (vista is my favorite OS)
I hate how well made this is.
Its just so perfect.
If you showed this to someone who knew nothing about computers, they would probably believe this is real.
Сука, русские субтитры это божественно ❤
Finally I wouldn't have to carry around my entire computer tower everywhere!
i love to ovn it ask china to make it lol 😂
356 XD yes, FINALLY CAN USE WINDOWS 95 AGAIN
1995: Windows 95
2018: Windows 95 Mobile
Me in 2020: Very Intresting
Me in 2021 still interesting
@@AXL-mx6dz me in 3090: still interesting
@@minagosef8429 me in 70979: still interesting
@@AXL-mx6dz I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHICH YEAR U R INTERESTING IN
@@elletSetteSellaDomoU lol
The music is great, been listening to it a lot recently,
The fact that the text file has the Bee Movie opening dialogue makes this phone so much better
Agreed.
0:19
oh I didn't notice
Even better, its the version of the script that replaces every capitol 'C' with 'O's
95 likes
ios or android? nah windows 95 mobile beats them up!
Windows Phone 95
ReAnTech but still not in app support
i agree!!
Yup
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A retro styled phone is something I need in my life
Apple: *chuckles* I'm in danger
True
Android kid
Until they release the Macintosh Phone...
@Abhay Kichlu Yeah, that would make more sense for the time
Apple will release newton with a retro skinned iOS
Автор субтитров в своих лучших традициях
@@ContinentalDripauthor of subtites has done his best
@@MC-CodebreakerNice translation)
simon 😎😎😎
За висту дизреспект, виста топ, просто опередила время
Щас бы своë видео пиарить на телефоне
This is one of those products you wish they were real.
it's real
Pls tell me she's not lying
@@rodrigoonilsalvador9135 um, send link pls!!!!!!!!
search fujitsu stylistic 1200
@@rodrigoonilsalvador9135 NOOOOOO!!!!
Windows 2000 Mobile would be peak ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃｓ
michaspi indeed. And the video would need to remix the startup sound like this too. Would be awesome
Ｗｉｎ２Ｋ記念スマホＮｉｃｅ国際版
windows over 9000 mobile ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You know its funny when word 97 shows the bee movie script
Finally no bugs and no lag. What a good os!
Ardit Jace 👌👌👌OH YEAH it's only $1 and it's cool
But does it blue screen?
HM Carter No Windows 95 mobile has said that you can't get an apple hacked screen of death so umm Yeah
I see you typed a bunch of words there.
You want one with no bugs or lags,with true all app running foreground and background webOS was the thing at the time!
Russian Subtitles Is a Funniest
*WINDOWS PHONE SALES INCREASES TO 300%*
Advanced Charles
Unfortunately 0 x 300 = 0
*Sadness Intensifies*
itsdave Windows phones are good what are you all talking about?!
Windows Phones from Microsoft don't get sold anymore, sadly.
Imagine during a call, you say "wait my clippy is bugging out"
2 weeks later... Introducing Windows XP mobile
This comment now says 2 weeks ago
😂👍
that already exists with pocket pc 2003
Samcraft3 PocketEditon A month later
ruclips.net/video/wgG6YH7EJJU/видео.html
here!
I would unironically use this UI on my daily driver.
Same. Old school UI is best
Same
I'm not really a person from 1995 or 2000, but if someday Microsoft makes this a thing, I would literally buy this for sure
Easter Egg list
- 0:22 bee movie script
-0:41 comments from the last video, pewdiepie joke, vaporwave joke and a bill wurts joke
0:49 bill wurtz and other people
0:55 Despacito 2
0:25 internet explorer crashes
adding more soon
Glad I’m not the only one who noticed the bee movie script
0:55 despacito 8
0:25 Internet Explorer joke
vapordesign mk what should i write instead
True
0:55 ...and this is a 4096 video inside a 4096 video.
Simon Ruben hahaha clueless I see!
*MINDBLOWN*
I am the 100th like.
@Simon Ruben his error song
2 to the power of 12 (2^12) is 4096. A 4096 video within a 4096 video would be (2^12)^12, pronounced 2 to the power of 12 to the power of twelve which gives 2.23007452E+43. alright have a good day
What a random video. Should have made the phone in the style of old white desktops
it's enough to transform the screen, now you want them to create the phone?!
You mean yellow Desktops.
*beige
lol
They weren’t originally beige you normies! The color fades over time due to UV exposure
Love how the remixed UI and the remixed music fit well together
0:44 R.I.P WhatsApp for Windows Phone
Отдельный респект чуваку который делал русские субтитры!
Хуйню слелал
@@АлаларАбаьал don't swear
This is luxury nostalgia that’s so reasonable that it should actually be a thing
Even better to watch when you hours earlier found a windows 95 laptop that hasn't been touched in decades.
*”It used to be difficult for computers to do more than one thing at a time...”*
I would buy it
Ok
How does this have only 5 likes bro
@@mcvibing2785 i dont really know, i saw it with no likes, so i liked it.
This stupid
Ahahaahahah
0:41 (:
Omg, siam alam here! wow
Siam Alam i am saxy
Yeah cool Siam Alam
Siam Alam lol
You're in the thing from that there!
man really had to add the bee movie script into word 97
The white version of the phone should be yellow-ish enough to have that retro vibe.
I would actually buy a phone with this theme, or at least hack an android phone to have a similar theme and custom make a case that has the classic Windows 95 logo printed on it.
AS SOON AS I FIND A ANDROID PHONE, IM DOING THAT AND SENDING IT 2 U
@@jackkurosaki2994 android phones are everywhere.
As long as it's not an iPhone or a flip phone, you're probably good.
Why not just hack a Microsoft phone?
@@jackkurosaki2994 Any updates on the progress of the making of the theme yet?
1:01 I like how the clap is perfectly synchronized with the video on the phone
XD
0:47
*"Coverage not available everywhere."*
Damn, this phone truly for collectors only
Самая лучшая фраза за все время-"Вася,ты мне пор**ху на дня продлил"
Can we just acknowledge the music that samples the Windows 95 start theme.
Created by yours truly. Lol
Isn't it obvious.
@@madxruler thanks for dropping that - ez sub
madxruler thank you also subbing
he predicted the windows 11 logo
It seems suprisingly functional. If this was an existing "fun" feature on actual WP I would totally use it.
ahhhh...
you did all of this yet you couldn't change the microsoft logo on the back to the 1995 microsoft logo
Wee Gee actually that was the '95 logo.
@@08pipster u are right
@@user-no3tu9kh3p That's simply not true. Microsoft's logo was only recently changed in 2012 to the current one, and the previous design had remained the same since 1987.
www.brandingmag.com/2012/08/24/microsoft-new-logo/
Still works though! Here's an ad for 95 featuring, interestingly enough, the Windows logo we see today!
ruclips.net/video/Tw-GGT6900s/видео.html
@@BLUEJAYMusic1994 But that was not the Microsoft corporate logo. That was a one-off logo design for Windows 95 used specifically for that commercial campaign and basically never seen again until today.
That logo is the exact one windows 11 is based on
U really predicted the future
It's not a bad idea. At least we could do anything what we could do on a PC.
I absolutely love this concepts.
The background track sounding pretty THICC 😩👌
Субтитры отдельный вид искусства 😂😂
Да...
That GUI actually looks really good.
Russian translation:💀☠️💀
Phones: RAM, Power
Microsoft: I love nostalgia, soooo,
It's basically a reskinned Windows 10 in the realistic sense tho.
2
No chains here
windows 95: is mobile
performance of every phone: STONKS
@Lucas Zhu I think it would be a skin of android not actually windows 95 because there would be so many compatibility errors witch such an old operating system. All of your personal data is stored is stored on your phone now so having compatibility errors would reak havoc.
Microsoft has become windows phones in future, i wish to best you of luck.
Subtitles other: *normal sub*
RuSSiAaan: Вася ты мне порнуху продлил!!!!!!1!1!1
@Кряк Крякович лол, да
Лол, меня Вася зовут
someone named lindengadenmeit38 reuploaded this video... We can't report it because youtube doesn't let us report stolen content unless it is our content.
Windows 10 mobile: damn i will get popular cuz im new
Windows 95 mobile: hold my number 95
Эм да вот этот перевод лучший который я видел на ютубе😂😂😂😂
Пхп
Umm what
@@synthris2 watch in russian subtitles
Оруу с перевода
По мне дибил какой то переводил
I WOULD change my old phone to this, if not for the RAM limit that DOS has, unless devs decide to up the limit and make it like NT 4.0
The UI is actually better and cleaner than all of the modern ones.
What even makes this video better is the remix. Dang that sounds so good!
Люблю того кто сделал субтитры
I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY SKIPPED 85 VERSIONS THIS TIME!!!
Friend: What phone do you have?
Me: Windows 95
Oh
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I would actually pay for this. Sick of this flat design crap.
Jody Bruchon I loved the XP and Vista desigins. Nowadays they go for simplistic designs in software :(