The way the first sentence was written makes the dialogue sound like the first few seasons when Lois was the wise wife, the show’s comedy was still funny and cutaways were FUNNY but occurring less.
[Cutaway to a tense scene of Quagmire trying to cut his umbrella out in time. He sees he has 5 seconds left. Suddenly an idea forms. The clock beeps at 0 and a guard approaches him.] Guard: (Korean) Where is it? Show me. [Quagmire pulls it out of his crotch to reveal a perfectly cut umbrella. He and the guard stare at each other.] Quagmire: (Smug) Giggity.
Peter: “C’mon Lois you have nothing to worry about, I’ll be fine” Lois: “Oh please Peter, the last time you said that, you ended up participating in the Squid Games”
"Hey Lois, remember that time where I was trapped in that one show with the PlayStation icons where full grown adults participate in children's games?"
Cleveland: *[panting in the front as they’re all about to fall off the edge of the platform]* Peter, why the hell aren't ya... *[sees he's literally standing on the edge of the platform]* No no no no no no no NOOOO!!!
*Announcer:* Attention players, our snipers would like to apologize to Player 324 for getting shot multiple times. They thought a deer had entered the vicinity.
Peter- “Man that’s sucked. I wonder how Cleveland is doing with that tug of war game? Cleveland (dangling from the rope watch the guillotine fall)- “no no no no No No Nnnnnnnooooo”
@@gasmaskronin6861 Joe- “I bet Stewie and Brian are having a better time” Stewie- “hold on I wasn’t paying attention how do we play this game?” Brian- “we play with 10 marbles and who ever louses all 10 wins, here Stewie I’ll even let you win just hand them all over to me Stewie- “why thanks Brian you are such a….” Brian- “here is all 20 Marbles” Announcer- “player #144 has passed” Stewie- - “BAD DOG BAD DOG BAD DOG AAAHHHH”
Peter: this is more embarrassing than when I went to squid game [cutaway begins] [Peter is a guard and is standing with other guards who have triangles, squares and circles on their masks, while his mask contains a phallic symbol on it.] Peter: …… Well SOMETHING must’ve gotten lost in translation [Cutaway ends]
“Holy Crap Lois, this is even worse than the time that I got stuck on the team with old people in tug-of-war on Squid game. Oh... no cutaway? I thought there would be a cutaway”
Lois: “Oh my god PETAA! Stop waisting our money or else we’re going to end up in Squid Game!” Cutaway: *0:01* Peter: “Lois, you know as me that only Asian people can go there… and maybe some Pakistanis…” Brian: “Peter, Pakistanis are also Asians”
Peter: I don't know how to get enough money to buy Canada. Meg: Maybe a competition will help you. Peter: I would accept that option..... if it weren't for the last time I went to a competition. Cutaway:
Peter: “don’t worry guys it’ll be fine. Just like time we were in the squid game” *cutaway to the guys slapping each other with squids and playing cards* Peter looks at camera: “yea I never watched it. Subtitles were moving too fast”
Brian: “Peter, are you sure you’re gonna do this thing? Sounds like it’s for kids.” Peter: “Uh, your incorrect, Brian. It’s more worse when I participated in a much more similar game except that you die every time you get caught.” The cutaway:
Peter: "Family, I have an important announcement to make: we are a bowling family now, everything we do must be related to bowling" Any member of the Griffin family: "Don't worry, this will be over by next week. Remember his Squid Game phase?"
Since everyone is coming up with cutaway gags, I might as well hope on the trend... Quagmire to Peter: This is as rediculous as that time Joe took part in those Squid Games. [Cut to Sang-Woo telling the team (in Korean) to take 3 steps forward in tug of war] Everyone disagrees except for Joe. Joe: (in the front) "Got it! Understood." *He releases the brake on his wheelchair while doing a salute* Everyone curses him out in Korean while Ill-Nam laughs as they fall off the ledge. Pink Soldier: Ok, who invited the crippled guy?
@@ozziecomedian1786 tempered isnt really that strong tbh its just safer if it breaks, lightly tap the corner and the whole thing shatters. i work with glass
Peter: “hey Lois I gotta borrow the car, me and the guys are gonna go to a weird business card’s address” Lois: “Are you sure about that Peter? Last time you did that you were tricked into playing that squid game”
Stewie: We need to find a way to get the money on time! Brian: Maybe we can get a loan? Stewie: That sounds risky Brian you remember when the fat man did that and ended up on Squid Game? The cutaway:
*The Boys are playing poker at Peter house* Quagmire:"Hey how about we make this more exciting and use cash?" Peter:"Ah i dont know Quagmire. I have some bad experience when money is included in playing." *cuts to video *
"Come on, guys, we gotta work together. Like that time we were all in the Squid Games." Peter slowly pushes Joe forward as the robot sings. Joe: Peter, Peter, too fast. Peter: Eh, it's alright. I got a shield. Heheheheheheheh.
Cleveland: “Guys, let’s enter this competition, we could win 10 million.” Peter: “I don’t know, Cleveland. Remember the last time we entered a competition in South Korea?” *Switches to Red Light Green Light Scene* Quagmire: *Looks at Sae Byeok* “Giggity giggity giggity.” *Gets shot* Cleveland: *Trips and gets shot* Joe: *Falls out of the wheelchair* “IT’S NOT FAIR!” *Gets shot* Peter: 0:08
Peter: Holy crap Lois, this is embarrassing. Lois: More embarrassing than that time you lost your marbles in the squid game? [Cuts away to Peter in the 4th game with all 10 of his marbles in his hand] Peter: So did they say we had to get rid of all them before the time runs out to win?
"Hey Lois, remember that time where I participated in a fictional event which acts as the main plot device of a series that was popular some time ago (along with a celebrity and/or another main character of the Griffins) because the writers have no actual sense of humor and rely exclusively on pop culture references, randomness and cartoony violence whenever they attempt at comedy?"
Cutaway Gag script: Lois- "Member that time when you thought that squid game was a game involving squids?" Peter- " I didn't sign up for this help!" Peter runs amongst the Koreans, hoping to out run them as they duke it out for survival. Peter- "Man, I sure am hangry" Peter proceeds to eat one of the dead players,and is soon interrupted and begs a Korean cop to let him live . Peter- "I gotta do whatever it takes to live, please don't shoot me. I hadn't even finished my meal yet!" Peter runs for his life and almost gets shot in the head, thinking he fooled the Korean cop; he laughs at him, but then realizes the reality of the situation and screams as he gets shot at. Peter- "Ha Haa! You can't catch me china man." Due to his extreme foolishness and cockiness, he gets blowned up quickly in an gory explosion of viscera and blood. Explosion, end of cutaway gag.
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“Now Peter, don’t just go around signing contracts without reading them. Remember when you got into the Squid Game?”
Read it with brain's voice, lmao
@@dson978 The "Now, Peter" sounds more like Lois or any of the guys at the Clam
True dat true dat lol
The way the first sentence was written makes the dialogue sound like the first few seasons when Lois was the wise wife, the show’s comedy was still funny and cutaways were FUNNY but occurring less.
ROADHOUSE!
"Holy crap Lois, this is the worse than that time Quagmire got the umbrella in the honeycomb candy game."
[Cutaway to a tense scene of Quagmire trying to cut his umbrella out in time. He sees he has 5 seconds left. Suddenly an idea forms. The clock beeps at 0 and a guard approaches him.]
Guard: (Korean) Where is it? Show me.
[Quagmire pulls it out of his crotch to reveal a perfectly cut umbrella. He and the guard stare at each other.]
Quagmire: (Smug) Giggity.
Yeah, i would pay to see this
@@dorothyjosefina my dude just wrote a whole cutaway script
Quagmire: luckily I can do a lot with my tongue
Where did the umbrella come from..in fact do not tell me I do not want to know
Peter: “C’mon Lois you have nothing to worry about, I’ll be fine”
Lois: “Oh please Peter, the last time you said that, you ended up participating in the Squid Games”
That's literally it, this is the one
You think that's bad...
That could literally be a line in the show.
@@colored433 I see it
LMAO
Doll: "Sorry, I thought you were a deer"
damn you know the exact scene i pulled this from, well played
@@buzzlighthole The Doll was Dick Cheney
Classic scene
the best scene i ever laughed 😂
Was gonna say that lol
"Hey Lois, remember that time where I was trapped in that one show with the PlayStation icons where full grown adults participate in children's games?"
No
Cutaway:
🎵 *cuts into the clam* 🎵
Breaking news , PlayStation icons kidnap a drunk fat guy at the clam.
I would like to see that in Family Guy lol
“Holy crap Lois, this is worse than that time me and the boys were doing Tug of War in Squid Game”
(Cutaway)
Joe : everybody keep pulling !!!!
@@potitosanthony8144
Quagmire: "Everybody put your strength on your hips (giggity)"
@@mr.knightthedetective7435 *peter not pulling the rope* Peter: oh wow look how high we are
Cleveland: *[panting in the front as they’re all about to fall off the edge of the platform]* Peter, why the hell aren't ya... *[sees he's literally standing on the edge of the platform]* No no no no no no no NOOOO!!!
@@joefrew1614 joe : (SCREAMING)
This isn't Family Guy, he didn't do the lying pose.
(=
Arm behind back 🤣
Yes it is
The stock family guy death pose
Arm behind back😂😂😂
*Announcer:* Attention players, our snipers would like to apologize to Player 324 for getting shot multiple times. They thought a deer had entered the vicinity.
Plot twist the next round he’s alive again
@@DgardsGaming instead he'll send his letter to his "Gan Poo."
It's a play on Gganbu.
Peter- “Man that’s sucked. I wonder how Cleveland is doing with that tug of war game?
Cleveland (dangling from the rope watch the guillotine fall)- “no no no no No No Nnnnnnnooooo”
I’m dying 😂
Peter- "Hmmm he's probably doing fine, I wonder how Joe is doing at the Glass Tile Game?"
Joe- "Oh COME-ON!!!!"
@@gasmaskronin6861
Joe- “I bet Stewie and Brian are having a better time”
Stewie- “hold on I wasn’t paying attention how do we play this game?”
Brian- “we play with 10 marbles and who ever louses all 10 wins, here Stewie I’ll even let you win just hand them all over to me
Stewie- “why thanks Brian you are such a….”
Brian- “here is all 20 Marbles”
Announcer- “player #144 has passed”
Stewie- - “BAD DOG BAD DOG BAD DOG AAAHHHH”
@@gasmaskronin6861 beat me to it
@@t0mmygunmusic510 Giggity
Peter: this is more embarrassing than when I went to squid game
[cutaway begins]
[Peter is a guard and is standing with other guards who have triangles, squares and circles on their masks, while his mask contains a phallic symbol on it.]
Peter: …… Well SOMETHING must’ve gotten lost in translation
[Cutaway ends]
I feel like this is exactly what would happen if they made a reference to squid game.
This feels concerningly accurate...
That's not actually too unfunny. It's actually a joke beyond just referencing Squid Game.
@@jeremiahlopez1791 LMAOOOOO
Actually funnier than most jokes in the new family guy episodes
I sware this guy only makes memes of the highest quality
Please stop giving me mean comments. My mother reads the comments I get and she cries a lot because of it. Please be nice, dear ba
Axxl: *asks everyone to stop giving him hate*
Everyone: *J. Jonah Jameson laugh* you serious?
How much attention do you really want?
@@AxxLAfriku this isn’t a comment to you tho
**Swear*
I know y'all gonna call me out for but I ain't caring
Peter: "I know! Let's play marbles!"
Lois: "Erm... Peter, remember what happened the last time you played marbles?"
“Boy this is worse than the time I was in squid game”
Peter: “Boy, This is worst than that time I got sucked into that squid game…”
Also Peter: I THOUGHT IT WAS A GAME ABOUT SQUIDS!
“Holy Crap Lois, this is even worse than the time that I got stuck on the team with old people in tug-of-war on Squid game.
Oh... no cutaway? I thought there would be a cutaway”
Lois: “Oh my god PETAA! Stop waisting our money or else we’re going to end up in Squid Game!”
Cutaway: *0:01*
Peter: “Lois, you know as me that only Asian people can go there… and maybe some Pakistanis…”
Brian: “Peter, Pakistanis are also Asians”
Peter: I don't know how to get enough money to buy Canada.
Meg: Maybe a competition will help you.
Peter: I would accept that option..... if it weren't for the last time I went to a competition.
Cutaway:
As a canadien …..I wouldn’t mind Peter as our supreme ruler
Honestly this is probably the best out of all the comments making the dialogue because this one seems the most likely
@@painvillegaming4119 Same
Joe would win in this game…just gotta move a good speed
until someone push him ;-;
@@techsupport6448 eh
@@xnortheast1106 his wheels would keep him moving
He lose by the stairs
He wouldn’t make it past the timer
Stewie: “BLAST!! Oh well can’t be any worse like that time the fat man was in squid game”
Peter: “don’t worry guys it’ll be fine. Just like time we were in the squid game”
*cutaway to the guys slapping each other with squids and playing cards*
Peter looks at camera: “yea I never watched it. Subtitles were moving too fast”
I can see this happening
This would be a perfect cutaway! 😂
“You know Brian this is worse the the time I entered the squid games”
*this video*
*then cuts to the clam with the theme playing in the background*
Brian: “Peter, are you sure you’re gonna do this thing? Sounds like it’s for kids.”
Peter: “Uh, your incorrect, Brian. It’s more worse when I participated in a much more similar game except that you die every time you get caught.”
The cutaway:
Peter: " trust me Stewie games are fun like that one game show I was in"
cant lie the bullet shots on peter are very realistic
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how well edited this is?
Peter: "Family, I have an important announcement to make: we are a bowling family now, everything we do must be related to bowling"
Any member of the Griffin family: "Don't worry, this will be over by next week. Remember his Squid Game phase?"
Since everyone is coming up with cutaway gags, I might as well hope on the trend...
Quagmire to Peter: This is as rediculous as that time Joe took part in those Squid Games.
[Cut to Sang-Woo telling the team (in Korean) to take 3 steps forward in tug of war]
Everyone disagrees except for Joe.
Joe: (in the front) "Got it! Understood."
*He releases the brake on his wheelchair while doing a salute*
Everyone curses him out in Korean while Ill-Nam laughs as they fall off the ledge.
Pink Soldier: Ok, who invited the crippled guy?
Peter: Breaks glass tile
“Oh, he must’ve stepped on the breakable glass”
Front Man: Oh actually, that was the tempered glass
If it was tempered it was the breakable glass
@@MasterKeys611 Tempered is the strong glass
@@ozziecomedian1786 The joke is that Peter is so fat that he would break the tempered glass as well....
More like
Frontman: "D-did this guy just break tempered glass?!"
@@ozziecomedian1786 tempered isnt really that strong tbh its just safer if it breaks, lightly tap the corner and the whole thing shatters. i work with glass
*Peter appears in squid game*
Everyone: *Get him!*
Plot twist! Dick Cheney is in charge of the squid game!
How is that a plot twist? I thought that the old VIP guy who tried to have his way with the cop was Dick Chaney.
Peter: “hey Lois I gotta borrow the car, me and the guys are gonna go to a weird business card’s address”
Lois: “Are you sure about that Peter? Last time you did that you were tricked into playing that squid game”
That was satisfying on Peter getting shot alone lol
Lois: “Don’t worry Peter, it’s just a tooth replacement”
Peter: “Ughh, this is going to hurt worse than the time I lost at the Squid Games”
“Hey Lois, remember that time I was in Squid Game?”
Peter: ugh this is more frustrating than when I did that red light green light game!
I thought he was going to get hit in the knee and say “ahhh” for the longest time 😂
We must revive him, we must sing an enchanted song. "A-well now, everybody's heard about the bird"
Peter hears the words “ what is the word” and starts dancing saying “the bird is word”
Stewie: We need to find a way to get the money on time!
Brian: Maybe we can get a loan?
Stewie: That sounds risky Brian you remember when the fat man did that and ended up on Squid Game?
The cutaway:
*The Boys are playing poker at Peter house*
Quagmire:"Hey how about we make this more exciting and use cash?"
Peter:"Ah i dont know Quagmire. I have some bad experience when money is included in playing."
*cuts to video *
“Wow I haven’t been this nervous since I’ve joined the Squid Game”
"This is even worse than the time I lost all my marbles to this old guy."
The funny thing is that I could actually see this happening IN Family Guy 🤣
“This is just like that one time i competed in the squid games”
If joe was in this game, he would have got shot if he keeps on moving with his wheel chair
You are a GoAnimator
They might shoot his legs
Peter what are you doing here?
Peter: "Oh man, I've never needed to pee so bad since that one time that I got into the squid games"
noooo peter...
he was so young 😔
"Meg, you're even worse than that one time where I ate my sugar triangle in Squid Game"
Peter: "This is just like that time when I accidentally agreed to play the adult version of Red Light, Green Light."
This is brilliant. And the fact that it's NOT in dubbed English is the cherry on top. 🤣🥰❤
"Come on, guys, we gotta work together. Like that time we were all in the Squid Games."
Peter slowly pushes Joe forward as the robot sings.
Joe: Peter, Peter, too fast.
Peter: Eh, it's alright. I got a shield. Heheheheheheheh.
Cleveland: “Guys, let’s enter this competition, we could win 10 million.”
Peter: “I don’t know, Cleveland. Remember the last time we entered a competition in South Korea?”
*Switches to Red Light Green Light Scene*
Quagmire: *Looks at Sae Byeok* “Giggity giggity giggity.” *Gets shot*
Cleveland: *Trips and gets shot*
Joe: *Falls out of the wheelchair* “IT’S NOT FAIR!” *Gets shot*
Peter: 0:08
Peter: Holy crap Lois, this is embarrassing.
Lois: More embarrassing than that time you lost your marbles in the squid game?
[Cuts away to Peter in the 4th game with all 10 of his marbles in his hand]
Peter: So did they say we had to get rid of all them before the time runs out to win?
Peter: "Ah man this sucks, well it can't be worse than the time I went broke and had to sign up for Squid Game"
In real family guy he probably would have been shot for 15 minutes until it was drug out enough to annoy you
"Lois this is even badder than that time Joe fell out his wheelchair in Tug of war."
The sad thing is this could actually be an episode
"Holy crap! This is worse than the time I got caught on red light green light!"
"Hey Lois, remember that time where I participated in a fictional event which acts as the main plot device of a series that was popular some time ago (along with a celebrity and/or another main character of the Griffins) because the writers have no actual sense of humor and rely exclusively on pop culture references, randomness and cartoony violence whenever they attempt at comedy?"
I already knew this would be quality before even watching the video
Back at it again with another hit. Keep ‘‘em coming man this is great
"Hey lois remember that one time I was Korean?"
Love it !
More, we need more
“Lois, I will be as still as I can be. Unlike that time I was playing Squid Game.”
Literally the only chapter that I have seen of that show
Always knew Peter was looking for another get rich scheme
I bet family guy will eventually make a squid game reference
you wouldn't get much money for your bet
This really looks like a legit family guy cutaway
This made my night 🤣
Aquí presente antes que se haga viral 🤟
Omg they made family guy into a real thing🤣😭😂😳🤘🔥
This meme is now somewhat official because THEY ACTUALLY DID A SQUID GAME GAG IN THE LATEST EPISODE I THINK
Holy moly that was genius! I forgot about that scene lol
This is some really good editing! Damn!
“Oh man. This is worse then the time I needed money.”
the fact that if you look closely his jacket actually says 324 the first player
to die in that game
Thought he would get shot in the knee and then goes full "SHHHH AAAAHHH"
The fact is was so well done is amazing
“This is even worse than the time I was in Squid Games.”
TV: "We now return to Peter Griffin in Squid Games."
This was very well edited holy crap
idk anything about squid game but your videos are always a pleasure
Cutaway Gag script:
Lois- "Member that time when you thought that squid game was a game involving squids?" Peter- " I didn't sign up for this help!" Peter runs amongst the Koreans, hoping to out run them as they duke it out for survival. Peter- "Man, I sure am hangry" Peter proceeds to eat one of the dead players,and is soon interrupted and begs a Korean cop to let him live . Peter- "I gotta do whatever it takes to live, please don't shoot me. I hadn't even finished my meal yet!" Peter runs for his life and almost gets shot in the head, thinking he fooled the Korean cop; he laughs at him, but then realizes the reality of the situation and screams as he gets shot at. Peter- "Ha Haa! You can't catch me china man." Due to his extreme foolishness and cockiness, he gets blowned up quickly in an gory explosion of viscera and blood. Explosion, end of cutaway gag.
dude's videos never disappoint
The dude with the dyed hair was like "I'm so glad that it was not me"
This is the literal video that made me binge through all of Squid Game yesterday
This is way to satisfying to watch
Holy crap Lois, this is worse than that time I play with Daruma’s head in As the Gods Will
“Peter what happened?”
“SQUID GAMES ! ! !”
robot: "sorry, I thought you were a deer"
I have never seen squid game in my life but this is funny!
The robot girl thought he was a dear.
“Ok *p e t a* , I told you not to be playing games with a man with a red and blue envelope. Remember when you went to that Squid Game?”
"This is worst than that time I moved in Red Light Green Light From Squid Games."
I thought he was gonna start singing "Cant touch this" and dodge all the bullets
The editing is amazing
Yoooo,this is so well made
I was really hoping he was gonna go "AUHHH, OHHHHH, ... OHHHHHHH" like he does when he trips and falls lmao