No one dies like Gaston Falls from high like Gaston Lacks the convenient power to fly like Gaston In a fight with the Beast we saw him cascading My what a death by Gaston
The cast list just came out for my school production. Me (a female) got Lefou and my brother got Gaston. Imma have to sing an entire song about how thicc my brother is 😂😂
When this is in 3/4 at 295 and conducted in 1 and you have a page and a half solo that goes above the range of your instrument you start to like Gaston a little less
I'm gonna guess you've met my friend the dance break. Repetiteuring it right now it from a piano/conductor score. Won't be sad to hand it over to the orchestra.
Im a bari and tuba player and for this musical I'm playing the tuba on the Bass part. I love this song, or rather LOVED it until I got the music for this lol.
when i listen to this soundtrack, (broadway OST) i start crying because of all the great memories i had when i done this musical. amazing memories, and great dance rehearsels, thank you, my school.
The rumor is next year this will be our school's production, and my friend thinks he'd make a better LeFou than me. So I'm gonna show him by memorizing this song right now and training all summer just for the role. I'm gonna drive him to the ground
Lefou is getting bullied through this whole thing it's amazing!! Also lefou accident ly knocked over a bench with 4 guys but it was hilarious! Then the choreographer put it in!! And the guys also lift up each other
“Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston, looking so down in the dumps” - here in my school’s production Gaston is supposed to punch LeFou in the face. It looks great, but the problem is he keeps punching her (yes, her. There’s maybe 6 guys in total in our 20 - 30something person cast, and only 4 of them are main characters...) right in the mic... oof
I did this musical the same year Covid started, the day lockdown began they allowed us to do one show night. So happy we did, doing this part was the best part for me
Im in the pit orchestra for my school production of this, and lemme tell you, the musics a complete nightmare. It goes ridiculously fast. I was lost as soon as we got to the dance number🤣 (But considering that the dance number starts on page six of ten, not bad…)
My brother and I were Gaston and Lefou one year and we both decided carrying me like a baby towards the end and then dropping me was a good idea character wise 😂😅
During the dance break Lefou in my school falls back to a row of people, then thrusted up in the air three times, all while flipping and moving down the line. He despises it, its adorable.
Song from Beauty And The Beast Gaston: Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with the wrong man! LeFou: Darn right. Gaston: No one says "no" to Gaston! Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear. LeFou: More beer? Gaston: What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced. LeFou: Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together. Lefou: Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston Looking so down in the dumps Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston Even when taking your lumps There's no man in town as admired as you You're ev'ryone's favorite guy Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you And it's not very hard to see why No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's For there's no man in town half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon! You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on Lefou and Chorus: No one's been like Gaston A king pin like Gaston LeFou: No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston Gaston: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating! Lefou and Chorus: My what a guy, that Gaston! Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!" LeFou: Gaston is the best And the rest is all drips Chorus: No one fights like Gaston Douses lights like Gaston LeFou: In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston! Bimbettes: For there's no one as burly and brawny Gaston: As you see I've got biceps to spare LeFou: Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny Gaston: That's right! And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair Chorus: No one hits like Gaston Matches wits like Gaston LeFou: In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston Gaston: I'm espcially good at expectorating! Ptoooie! Chorus: Ten points for Gaston! Gaston: When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Ev'ry morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge! Chorus: Oh, ahhh, wow! My what a guy, that Gaston! No one shoots like Gaston Makes those beauts like Gaston LeFou: Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston Gaston: I use antlers in all of my decorating! Chorus: My what a guy, Gaston!
+Isabella Baquial Pretty soon he will be, since Josh Gad (the voice of Olaf from Frozen) has been cast as Lefou in the 2017 live-action remake of Beauty and the Beast!
I just got a callback for Lefou I'm screaming inside. But the problem is, two of my friends also have a callback. One has a bit of a better voice than me, but practically the same, and the other one can't dance or sing very well, but really looks their part
I'm participating of my school's production. I'm actually at practice right now. I get to sing in Belle, Gaston, Be Our Guest, and the Finale. I'll also get to be out on stage for all of those songs. I don't really have a major role. I'm in place of Marie in Belle and flatware for Be Our Guest. I'm really excited, but also a bit nervous.
I am here to prep for the musical as Lefou trying to get the emotions, except it’s kind of hard to keep a straight face when Lefou is taller than Gaston
French horn is the ultimate instrument! (Spoken by a horn fanatic and player) Some styles, like waltz (fast waltz especially,) are an absolute pain on the horn. Playing if I can't love her - however - was the best experience
i hope in my years of school, one of my schools will do this for a production. if not my dissappointment will be immeasurable- -and i hope i find a way to get a male part like lefou, since im female and female parts usually hella suck. i mean, theres belle, but belle is a princess and.. well--
When you sign up to play the trumpet part and now you’re expected to switch between a trumpet, a flugelhorn, a piccolo trumpet and multiple mutes in no time at all while also playing the music...
Jane and Jemille the musical. Stromboli: who do they think they are?! that girl and her children are in love with the wrong guy! Brooks: That's right. Stromboli: No one says no to stromboli! How could she do this to me?! she dismissed me! rejected me! she completely humiliated me! Why it's more then i can bear! Gideon: you want some more beer on not? Stromboli: Whatever for? nothing could cheer me up now, i'm in disgrace. Brooks: Who you? Never. Gideon: Signor Stromboli, will you pull yourself together?
4:50 Uh… someone orchestrate an alternate ending: Say it again, who’s a man among men? And then say it once more, who’s that hero next door? Who’s a super success? Don’t you know? Can’t you guess? Ask his fans and his five-hangers on. There’s just one guy in town who’s got all of it DOWN!!! AND HIS NAME’S: G-A-S-T… It just occurred to me that I’m horrible at spelling bees, does spelling last names really matter right now? ---> continue on 4:55.
In my high school production, I get to jump on the back of the tallest guy in our cast and we prance around the stage at the end of this song. Because why the heck not
Yeah I have to play them for our upcoming production of this… its actually one of the wayyyyy easier parts of the music. Also gaston is 10 pages like what the heck
CrazyMeowthLady 1 I recently did this show as LeFou and if you have good chemistry with whoever is playing Gaston it's an absolute blast I didn't know who he was but got to know the guy and he's an absolute legend and our friendship showed on stage which is really good
(The powerpuff girls). Blossom bubbles and buttercup: no! Princess morbucks: what?! Blossom bubbles and buttercups: we said no! No no no! Princess morbucks: no one says no to princess morbucks!
No one says no to Gaston. No one says no to veruca salt. No one says no to Draco Malfoy. No one says no to cousin Mel. No one says no to Angelica pickles. No one says no to princess morbucks. No one says no to Sofia the worst. No one says no to sally brown. No one says to to panda. No one says no to cruella de vil. No one says no to mr. Sluggo. No one says no to darla dimple. No one says no to prince John. No one says no to professor ratigan. No one says no to queen beryl. No one says no to Stromboli.
GASTON: Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with the wrong man! LEFOU: Darn right. GASTON: No one says "no" to Gaston! Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear. LEFOU: More beer? GASTON: What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced. LEFOU: Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together. LEFOU: Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston Looking so down in the dumps Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston Even when taking your lumps There's no man in town as admired as you You're ev'ryone's favorite guy Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you And it's not very hard to see why No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's For there's no man in town half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon! You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on LEFOU & CHORUS: No one's been like Gaston A king pin like Gaston LEFOU: No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston GASTON: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating! LEFOU & CHORUS: My what a guy, that Gaston! Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!" LEFOU: Gaston is the best And the rest is all drips CHORUS: No one fights like Gaston Douses lights like Gaston LEFOU: In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston! BIMBETTES: For there's no one as burly and brawny GASTON: As you see I've got biceps to spare LEFOU: Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny GASTON: That's right! And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair CHORUS: No one hits like Gaston Matches wits like Gaston LEFOU: In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston GASTON: I'm espcially good at expectorating! Ptoooie! CHORUS: Ten points for Gaston! GASTON: When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Ev'ry morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge! CHORUS: Oh, ahhh, wow! My what a guy, that Gaston! No one shoots like Gaston Makes those beauts like Gaston LEFOU: Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston GASTON: I use antlers in all of my decorating! CHORUS: My what a guy, Gaston!
Jane and Jemille the musical. Stromboli: who do they think they are?! that woman and her children are in love with the wrong guy! Gideon: that's right. Stromboli: No one says no to Stromboli! How could she do this to me?! She dismissed me! She rejected me! she completely humiliated me! Well, it's more than i can bear! Brooks: do you want some more beer sir? Stromboli: Whatever for?! Nothing can cheer me up! it was awful, I was being a good fiance' but jane refused and than she grabbed me and pulled out from her house and than she slammed her door at me and everyone laughs at me, and it's all your fault because that engagment ring you bought me stinks! (Crowd at stromboli's tavern gasps). Stromboli: i thought everyone loved me, but i guess she doesn't and all i get is Insulted! And i'm in disgrace! On this wedding day today everyone was mean to mean to me, I just wanted to get married but now I can’t because of that Jane and her two little children, everyone loves Jane and her children even I love Jane and her two children so I wanted to ask her to marry me but she was being selfish and spoiled and she told she couldn’t and she was never going to marry me, but I want her! I want the girl and her children as my family! I wanna marry her! Brooks: who you? Never! Gideon: signor stromboli, will you pull yourself together?!
As great as Me is I think the reason they choose this song is to contrast it with the song Belle. The female protoganist who is seen as weird by the peole while this song have the male antagonist be seen as loved by the people.
No one’s vain like Gaston
Causes Pain like Gaston
No one falls to his death IN THE RAIN LIKE GASTON!!!
How about Clayton...?
@@jmf_drawings they are tied in that respect... tied like the rope around Claytons neck
Good try Faith but that’s doesn’t rhyme 😜
*that
That’s hilarious 🤣
There's a scene during the dance break in my school's production where Gaston literally bench-presses a child. It's amazing.
+Viktor the Creator No one lifts like Gaston.
No one dies like Gaston
Falls from high like Gaston
Lacks the convenient power to fly like Gaston
In a fight with the Beast we saw him cascading
My what a death by Gaston
+Viktor the Creator My, what a guy, that Gaston!
*I CAN BENCH PRESS SEVEN CHILDREB
Viktor the Creator i’m playing gaston in my school’s play this year; and i may just steal that idea..... sounds hilarious😂
Wants to comfort his best friend - sings about how big and hairy he is
LeFou is TOTES straight, folks. For reals.
Actually they said he's gay in the la version but all other versions are straight
🙄
Actually Gaston was one who mentioned that every last inch of him is covered in hair
The cast list just came out for my school production. Me (a female) got Lefou and my brother got Gaston. Imma have to sing an entire song about how thicc my brother is 😂😂
How was it?
In the same position, asking for a friend.
We also have Lefou played by a girl lol
Womp Womp
I'm one of the silly girls and our choreography requires us to be literally thrown onto the ground and jumping over people's heads its insane
I'm one of the silly girls in my production and I wonder if i'll have to do that.
in the junior version they changed it from "more Beer?" to "a bear! where?"
Grace Habecker true. I played Gaston and they had Lefou jump in my arms on that line. It was fantastic
I’m 10 but our theater won’t do juniors because they think we can handle a full musical lol. The tech week is so hard
The "covered in hair" line is waaay funnier with vibrato in it!
Pikaia Gracilens 😂
Our Gaston was only missing the muscles. By that, I mean he was the modern day equivalent of Gaston's personality.
As a person? Or in character
Danny Preklas probably person
Did he have a lafou
When this is in 3/4 at 295 and conducted in 1 and you have a page and a half solo that goes above the range of your instrument you start to like Gaston a little less
I'm gonna guess you've met my friend the dance break. Repetiteuring it right now it from a piano/conductor score. Won't be sad to hand it over to the orchestra.
ginger princess ha, the playing the cello part on a bari sax.
ginger princess 😂😂😂😂😂i feel you buddy
Playing clarinet made me like gaston a little less.
Im a bari and tuba player and for this musical I'm playing the tuba on the Bass part. I love this song, or rather LOVED it until I got the music for this lol.
when i listen to this soundtrack, (broadway OST) i start crying because of all the great memories i had when i done this musical. amazing memories, and great dance rehearsels, thank you, my school.
The rumor is next year this will be our school's production, and my friend thinks he'd make a better LeFou than me. So I'm gonna show him by memorizing this song right now and training all summer just for the role.
I'm gonna drive him to the ground
That sounds like the foolish decision
Sopolope yeah we’re gone need an update
Did you get the role?!? I got it in my year and got scouted by a West end agency! It's such a good role to get recognised
I know the feeling
Did you get it?
I got to be the bartender for this song when my high school did this. One of my favorite's.
Original Name |-/
correction: *tavern master
Auditioned for silly girl and got Lefou 😎💪 I’m so happy w/ this outcome
Lefou is getting bullied through this whole thing it's amazing!!
Also lefou accident ly knocked over a bench with 4 guys but it was hilarious! Then the choreographer put it in!! And the guys also lift up each other
"I wanna be like Gaston!!"
hahahha gets me everytime
When is this said?
“Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston, looking so down in the dumps” - here in my school’s production Gaston is supposed to punch LeFou in the face. It looks great, but the problem is he keeps punching her (yes, her. There’s maybe 6 guys in total in our 20 - 30something person cast, and only 4 of them are main characters...) right in the mic... oof
I'm going to be in my local theatre's production of this show, and I know I'm going to be backstage laughing for this entire song.
I did this musical the same year Covid started, the day lockdown began they allowed us to do one show night. So happy we did, doing this part was the best part for me
Im in the pit orchestra for my school production of this, and lemme tell you, the musics a complete nightmare. It goes ridiculously fast. I was lost as soon as we got to the dance number🤣
(But considering that the dance number starts on page six of ten, not bad…)
Any body else listening to this while following along in pit orchestra music?
Sir Fluffington YES
ME RIGHT NOW
Yup lol
My brother and I were Gaston and Lefou one year and we both decided carrying me like a baby towards the end and then dropping me was a good idea character wise 😂😅
During the dance break Lefou in my school falls back to a row of people, then thrusted up in the air three times, all while flipping and moving down the line. He despises it, its adorable.
Song from Beauty And The Beast
Gaston:
Who does she think she is?
That girl has tangled with the wrong man!
LeFou:
Darn right.
Gaston:
No one says "no" to Gaston!
Dismissed! Rejected!
Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear.
LeFou:
More beer?
Gaston:
What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.
LeFou:
Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.
Lefou:
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
Lefou and Chorus:
No one's been like Gaston
A king pin like Gaston
LeFou:
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
Gaston:
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
Lefou and Chorus:
My what a guy, that Gaston!
Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"
LeFou:
Gaston is the best
And the rest is all drips
Chorus:
No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
LeFou:
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!
Bimbettes:
For there's no one as burly and brawny
Gaston:
As you see I've got biceps to spare
LeFou:
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
Gaston:
That's right!
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair
Chorus:
No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
LeFou:
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
Gaston:
I'm espcially good at expectorating!
Ptoooie!
Chorus:
Ten points for Gaston!
Gaston:
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge!
Chorus:
Oh, ahhh, wow!
My what a guy, that Gaston!
No one shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston
LeFou:
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
Gaston:
I use antlers in all of my decorating!
Chorus:
My what a guy,
Gaston!
I saw this in person!! They were so great!!
I'm doing this show in a month and I'm lefou and everywhere I am I'm singing this song.
Our school just had our matinee on this show Sunday and I'm still just listening to the soundtrack and crying
everybody in here having lefou and gaston parts while im just flatware-
Same tho mate
My schools doing is for our spring musical for 16-17 school year, and I would just fucking love to be Lefou
What school?
I did this show my sophomore year and it was amazing.....I was lefou,he is a really fun character to play. I hope you get the part!!!!!
Citrus Valley Highschool
Lol doing it for my Fall show
Get Shreked doesn't it get tiring?
i’m a silly girl, wolf, plate, napkin, and a villager😭the quick changes are gonna be crazy
I was in this production when I was a kid and this song was so fun to dance on stage oh my gosh
Imagine Olaf singing this. On point 👏👏👏
+Isabella Baquial Pretty soon he will be, since Josh Gad (the voice of Olaf from Frozen) has been cast as Lefou in the 2017 live-action remake of Beauty and the Beast!
+BigAlvideos101 oh man I can't wait for the live action version!
I can't wait for Luke Evans to sing this!
Emily Dominko it was amazing
Please let this be a thing
I just got a callback for Lefou I'm screaming inside. But the problem is, two of my friends also have a callback. One has a bit of a better voice than me, but practically the same, and the other one can't dance or sing very well, but really looks their part
good luck dudeee
Get Shreked did u get it???
Get Shreked did you get it?
i remember when we were doing Lion King i wanted to be Shenzie and i thought i won't get it because this other girl was amazing but then i did get it.
Get Shreked Did you get the role for Lefou?
My school is doing Beauty and the Beast this year and I'm casted as LeFou.. GAHH I CAN'T WAIT
no one walks towards a window with his sidekick like Gaston
Huh-huh-huh-HAA!
We did this play at my school and I played the music and it was so fun to play
No one's cursed like Gaston
None shoots first like Gaston
No one consumes a giant Bratwurst like Gaston
I'm participating of my school's production. I'm actually at practice right now. I get to sing in Belle, Gaston, Be Our Guest, and the Finale. I'll also get to be out on stage for all of those songs. I don't really have a major role. I'm in place of Marie in Belle and flatware for Be Our Guest. I'm really excited, but also a bit nervous.
*in
I am here to prep for the musical as Lefou trying to get the emotions, except it’s kind of hard to keep a straight face when Lefou is taller than Gaston
Can’t wait for Gaston and Lefou’s Kissing Scene
The cut time section is the bane of pit orchestra. Especially us french horns. Rip us (and nit the fun horn rips)
Vanessa Royal omg no one in the pit of my band likes the cut time part 😵 we cry
French horn is the ultimate instrument! (Spoken by a horn fanatic and player) Some styles, like waltz (fast waltz especially,) are an absolute pain on the horn. Playing if I can't love her - however - was the best experience
i have an audition for beauty and the beast in a month and this song really makes me want to be lefou
Good luck! I was Lefou in my school's production and it was so much fun!
thanks! i got called back for lefou but i sadly didnt get the part, on the brightside i got chip! so it all turns out well in the end
ILL GET THAT KRABBY PATTY FORMULA KRABS
Wait, is it actually him playing Gaston here?
@@tearoses9940 No, it’s actually Burke Moses. lol
i hope in my years of school, one of my schools will do this for a production. if not my dissappointment will be immeasurable-
-and i hope i find a way to get a male part like lefou, since im female and female parts usually hella suck. i mean, theres belle, but belle is a princess and.. well--
When you sign up to play the trumpet part and now you’re expected to switch between a trumpet, a flugelhorn, a piccolo trumpet and multiple mutes in no time at all while also playing the music...
Peanuts.
Sally Brown: No One Says No To Sally Brown!
XD Sally = Gaston?
Natalie Wing well i bet sally doesen't like linus saying no to him when she tries to be nice to him.
Awww... true!
@112408984705417358834 That's why i made sally say No One Says No To Sally Brown!
+Alex Rolleston Have you seen the Robot Chicken episode where the Peanuts do a parody of Stephen King's "Misery"? Hilarious
I'm a 'silly girl' in our school production right now
I love the song. and at my school I I'm doing a show about bell
I play lead trumpet for this at my school. I always make sure to ad lib the piccolo trumpet part lol
lefou is super straight
Just got cast as LeFou for my high school, show is in December. This is the only song I listen too anymore
“Guhyah!”
Rob "Millsy" Mills would be awesome as Gaston in the Australian version of Beauty and the Beast!
No one will top Hugh Jackman as Gaston in the Aussie version Beauty and the Beast tho
We've got a fall drag show coming up. As the tallest king, I'm Gaston. I'm working out all summer so I can shoulder an 80 lb dancer for a chorus.
Jane and Jemille the musical.
Stromboli: who do they think they are?! that girl and her children are in love with the wrong guy!
Brooks: That's right.
Stromboli: No one says no to stromboli! How could she do this to me?! she dismissed me! rejected me! she completely humiliated me! Why it's more then i can bear!
Gideon: you want some more beer on not?
Stromboli: Whatever for? nothing could cheer me up now, i'm in disgrace.
Brooks: Who you? Never.
Gideon: Signor Stromboli, will you pull yourself together?
1:29 OOF
What an alpha, hell yeah dude
4:50 Uh… someone orchestrate an alternate ending:
Say it again, who’s a man among men?
And then say it once more, who’s that hero next door?
Who’s a super success? Don’t you know? Can’t you guess?
Ask his fans and his five-hangers on.
There’s just one guy in town who’s got all of it DOWN!!!
AND HIS NAME’S:
G-A-S-T…
It just occurred to me that I’m horrible at spelling bees, does spelling last names really matter right now?
---> continue on 4:55.
In my high school production, I get to jump on the back of the tallest guy in our cast and we prance around the stage at the end of this song. Because why the heck not
*32 measures of low a staccato quarter notes at the beginning*
Yeah I have to play them for our upcoming production of this… its actually one of the wayyyyy easier parts of the music. Also gaston is 10 pages like what the heck
I love Kenny Raskin, Burke Moses, Sarah Solie Shannon, Paige Price, and Linda Talcott.
My school is doing this musical,and I'm still unsure who I want to try out for.....I kind of want to try out for Cogsworth or Lefou......
CrazyMeowthLady 1 I recently did this show as LeFou and if you have good chemistry with whoever is playing Gaston it's an absolute blast I didn't know who he was but got to know the guy and he's an absolute legend and our friendship showed on stage which is really good
Tom Sutherland-Evans Cool!^^
i have an audition for this in a few weeks and those are the exact roles i want to have
Spoiler alert: Everyone wants me to be Lefou but I'm the understudy for Cogsworth
xD
omg update i just got call backed today for lefou and cogsworth and im crying
I'm playing as my man, LeFou.
O O F
Lefou for the win
(The powerpuff girls).
Blossom bubbles and buttercup: no!
Princess morbucks: what?!
Blossom bubbles and buttercups: we said no! No no no!
Princess morbucks: no one says no to princess morbucks!
I'm have a musical in my school to my 2017-2018 year
That sounds like Marc Kudish all right.
No one says no to Gaston.
No one says no to veruca salt.
No one says no to Draco Malfoy.
No one says no to cousin Mel.
No one says no to Angelica pickles.
No one says no to princess morbucks.
No one says no to Sofia the worst.
No one says no to sally brown.
No one says to to panda.
No one says no to cruella de vil.
No one says no to mr. Sluggo.
No one says no to darla dimple.
No one says no to prince John.
No one says no to professor ratigan.
No one says no to queen beryl.
No one says no to Stromboli.
GASTON:
Who does she think she is?
That girl has tangled with the wrong man!
LEFOU:
Darn right.
GASTON:
No one says "no" to Gaston!
Dismissed! Rejected!
Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear.
LEFOU:
More beer?
GASTON:
What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.
LEFOU:
Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.
LEFOU:
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
LEFOU & CHORUS:
No one's been like Gaston
A king pin like Gaston
LEFOU:
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
GASTON:
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
LEFOU & CHORUS:
My what a guy, that Gaston!
Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"
LEFOU:
Gaston is the best
And the rest is all drips
CHORUS:
No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
LEFOU:
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!
BIMBETTES:
For there's no one as burly and brawny
GASTON:
As you see I've got biceps to spare
LEFOU:
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
GASTON:
That's right!
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair
CHORUS:
No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
LEFOU:
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
GASTON:
I'm espcially good at expectorating!
Ptoooie!
CHORUS:
Ten points for Gaston!
GASTON:
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge!
CHORUS:
Oh, ahhh, wow!
My what a guy, that Gaston!
No one shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston
LEFOU:
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
GASTON:
I use antlers in all of my decorating!
CHORUS:
My what a guy,
Gaston!
Jane and Jemille the musical.
Stromboli: who do they think they are?! that woman and her children are in love with the wrong guy!
Gideon: that's right.
Stromboli: No one says no to Stromboli! How could she do this to me?! She dismissed me! She rejected me! she completely humiliated me! Well, it's more than i can bear!
Brooks: do you want some more beer sir?
Stromboli: Whatever for?! Nothing can cheer me up! it was awful, I was being a good fiance' but jane refused and than she grabbed me and pulled out from her house and than she slammed her door at me and everyone laughs at me, and it's all your fault because that engagment ring you bought me stinks!
(Crowd at stromboli's tavern gasps).
Stromboli: i thought everyone loved me, but i guess she doesn't and all i get is Insulted! And i'm in disgrace! On this wedding day today everyone was mean to mean to me, I just wanted to get married but now I can’t because of that Jane and her two little children, everyone loves Jane and her children even I love Jane and her two children so I wanted to ask her to marry me but she was being selfish and spoiled and she told she couldn’t and she was never going to marry me, but I want her! I want the girl and her children as my family! I wanna marry her!
Brooks: who you? Never!
Gideon: signor stromboli, will you pull yourself together?!
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I would have chosen Me over this song to be in the animated movie any day.
Me too!!!
Hannah Mims Why not both?
Hannah Mims omg yes me is the greatest song ever
As great as Me is I think the reason they choose this song is to contrast it with the song Belle. The female protoganist who is seen as weird by the peole while this song have the male antagonist be seen as loved by the people.
@@cs2gambit oh dang
I came here because of Juan Pablo and Cheryl
Gaston is the worst and the Beast is the BEST boyfriend/husband...for Belle :D
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