The more I watch this stuff, the less embarrassed I feel about some of the stupid things I've done in my life. Plus I get easy laughs and entertainment. It's a win win.
18:47 >bro on his phone >doesn't notice the slackline in front of him >woman is walking on said slackline *in heels* which is very impressive >dude walks into slackline, falling over and knocking over the woman >blames it on the woman
Bro I would be so pissed if I was her, I’d just straight up show him the video and laugh in his face, bro couldn’t take his eyes off his phone for 2 seconds to watch where he is going
@@Heroo01 They are maybe worthless, but play a role in the sorting of the comments if you sort them by relevance or whatever that filter is called in English.
@@Lampe2020 not really, youtube basically just randomizes it. it just means that youll see the biggest comments within a few pages of scrolling. still, that means it's worthless. if people see the bot's comment, they get the same amount of info as if they'd seen the real one. it literally doesn't matter
@@Heroo01 Why do I want to disagree with you? It's because I've done it before, and to people, not bots. Also, it's not worthless, to give a like on a comment. I've seen people react once they get enough likes. If *you* think it's worthless, then I suggest *you* read comments sections after you're done watching videos.
No joke, 6:40 is a great way to drown. You have no idea how powerful water is. You put all your effort into swimming, run out of energy, struggle to stay above water, and then sink and never resurface. Edit - just to hammer the point home, don’t do that, seriously, don’t.
FailArmy doesn't care. Most of these clips are incredibly dangerous lol. The rock climber who falls, the 2 parachuting ones, some of the skating ones could all have ended up as fatal accidents but that's why FailArmy posts them and reuses the clips. They think someone almost dying is funny.
*Skaters, cyclists, sledders continue getting rekt but they never learn lol. Just use the thing normally and youll have fun, exercise and not break teeth/get brain damage.*
Yeah but then FailArmy would have 70% less content to work with. They'd have to go do proper jobs 😏 *look to the camera* and that RUclips money is SO good *rolls eyes*
i was fixing to say this, i was like, dude, she was there, you were the one paying more attention to your phone than a damn tight rope that was already set up
Skaters, cyclists, and sledders keep crashing like they're auditioning for a slapstick comedy! Just ride normally, and you’ll have all the fun and exercise without adding broken teeth and brain damage to your list of accomplishments, lol!
@ around the 28:40 mark.... I got so stressed out for that poor dog. Those people were fucking that up so badly it looked like they were waterboarding the dog.
he was too pumped by the time he fell, he may have chosen the wrong size nut or rushed placing that piece in the rock. trad fails aren't funny especially when he didn't necessarily do anything obviously wrong
1:36 The good news is that no tragedies occurred. The Fail Army communique is that there was, in fact, a failure. I believe they were supposed to synchronize the opening of their chutes.
5:39 I can't wait until women realize how empowering and confident no clothes makes you feel over the skin tight, almost painted on looking ones they wear now is. I understand that before the skin tight leggins that are actually sewn so as to go up your ass crack and give a perfect outline of your ass, women were oppressively forced to skateboard and do other athletic activities in jeans, or shorts, or sweatpants,and shirts. Then finally someone who respected women and didn't see them as an object invented clothing that appears like your skin is painted and not actually covered with clothing and women could feel more confident and empowered and preform better. I just can't wait for the day when they realize it is even more performance enhancing and empowering and confidence boosting to wear nothing at all. I mean, if the skin tight clothes help women preform better at the gym and other athletic activities and they are only, "wearing it for themselves" then imagine how being naked would amplify that even further. You would be unstoppable. You go strong women and show the world you don't have to be confined by their objectifying confidence and performance destroying jeans, or sweat pants, or t shirts like men wear during these activities, you can be your best naked selves..
16:50 Thoughts in the dude's head at this moment: "There is no ignorance - there is knowledge. There is no passion - there is serenity. There is no chaos - there is harmony. There is no death - there is the Great Force."😅
Which clips get the gold, silver, and bronze?
1: 0:55
2: 1:20
3: 1:28
1 3:46
2 3:41
3 3:51
Out of all inventions, the skateboard must have hurt the most humans 😂
...some of these are actually concerning like major injuries dude...
😊❤😊❤😊
0:55 the whole gym felt that one
The fact that everyone in the room went "AHH-OOOHH!" gives me life. 🤣
1:37 I could've sworn FailArmy was about to show me someone getting splatted out and then be like "No One was Harmed"
would've been a shame, since they're in my native city
They settled for: OMG are you OK?
I don't even see what was a fail about that clip.
Seems like a complete success to me.
@@Tjalve70 I guess he opened his parachute too late so it's a "fail"?
@@Sithhy The Fail was that if you zoomed in, you could probably see the brown stain on his pants...
2:13 the clumsiest thing I've ever seen.
"Are you ok, honey?"😂😂😂
She got publicly EMBARRASSED 😂😂😂
best part was the 'Fauk Off' that Hannah said to her mom as she ran away
It would be cool if she ended up winning that race. 🙂
@@tamehamehaprints3604 nah she said that to some dude in the background that said run 🤣
16:53 the Dad’s like “really?! Really?! “Lol. 😆
looks kinda as if he wants to make his kid believe they're at fault when its 100% his responsibility
7:20 All this dude did was invent a neat way to break his own neck! 😂😂😂😂😂
I just can't get over how stupid that was!! 😂😂😂
That got off guard almost made me trip downstairs
The more I watch this stuff, the less embarrassed I feel about some of the stupid things I've done in my life. Plus I get easy laughs and entertainment. It's a win win.
0:56 Woof! Not only did the pole vaulter clear the bar he also… “sticked the landing”!
good to see you have a sense of humor and not a giant stick up your butt
@@beto-zc3ui👏
I'm looking at all the people in the background...so many reactions lol
He got EMBARRASSED 😂😂😂
18:47 >bro on his phone
>doesn't notice the slackline in front of him
>woman is walking on said slackline *in heels* which is very impressive
>dude walks into slackline, falling over and knocking over the woman
>blames it on the woman
Bro I would be so pissed if I was her, I’d just straight up show him the video and laugh in his face, bro couldn’t take his eyes off his phone for 2 seconds to watch where he is going
pretty sure that's a skit 😆
@@defeatSpace even if it is, that would still be annoying either way, I’m just saying it would be infuriating
You powers of observation are prodigious.
@@defeatSpace People are big enough assholes in real life that's it's plausible it's real. I hope it's just a skit.
Holy shit. The comedic timing on that hammer at 15:35 is better than 75% of standup comics working today.
25:38 This was actually really impressive. Such a shame he didn't stick the landing.
I was thinking the exact same thing. Even without sticking the landing that was just impressive stuff.
It would've been hard to stick that landing with the speed he was going. (Speaking from no personal experience, LOL.) 🙂
If that last move had worked, it would have been a masterpiece. 😎😎
Gold Medal for Most Idiotic?
Trying to break a 2x4 with your elbow. Twice!
Also the guy trying to get to the golfball on the ice who keeps ignoring his friend's (correct) advice. 😂
2:13
"Are you ok, honey?"😂😂😂
Oof, that bowling ball to the face 😬
Something definitively broke 🫣
Probably a factory reset for dude..
Love it
It mystifies me how we, as a species, survived the ice age bottleneck.
Because they didn't have Tik Tok.
Which species?
@@declamatory We, obviously.
They didn't do stupid shit like this
Strength in numbers
2:26 so that's the sound you make when you think you're about to die
You've been copied by one of those butt-PFP-bots. I searched for your comment to give you and not the bot the thumbs-up.
@@Lampe2020 why would it matter bro, likes are worthless
@@Heroo01
They are maybe worthless, but play a role in the sorting of the comments if you sort them by relevance or whatever that filter is called in English.
@@Lampe2020 not really, youtube basically just randomizes it. it just means that youll see the biggest comments within a few pages of scrolling.
still, that means it's worthless. if people see the bot's comment, they get the same amount of info as if they'd seen the real one. it literally doesn't matter
@@Heroo01 Why do I want to disagree with you? It's because I've done it before, and to people, not bots. Also, it's not worthless, to give a like on a comment.
I've seen people react once they get enough likes. If *you* think it's worthless, then I suggest *you* read comments sections after you're done watching videos.
Honestly, getting a 1 on that punching machine is more impressive than a 999
@3:08 that "meep" was everything
favorite part!
I love the guy who walked into the slack line and then yelled at the woman because he wasn't paying attention to where he was going. Classic.
But not real.
0:53 Medic afterwards; "We've never had to remove one of those before!"
He got EMBARRASSED 😂😂😂
They should be sent to the Olympics
no the " Ohh-limp-iks"
So the real athletes can have a laugh
The Paralympics
Yes because they won't have the skill for it
6:19 this guy clearly has the vision set. 😂
No joke, 6:40 is a great way to drown. You have no idea how powerful water is. You put all your effort into swimming, run out of energy, struggle to stay above water, and then sink and never resurface.
Edit - just to hammer the point home, don’t do that, seriously, don’t.
I totally agree with you. I felt like I was dying watching it. And I live along the Susquehanna River so I can understand how crazy that can get
FailArmy doesn't care. Most of these clips are incredibly dangerous lol. The rock climber who falls, the 2 parachuting ones, some of the skating ones could all have ended up as fatal accidents but that's why FailArmy posts them and reuses the clips. They think someone almost dying is funny.
That would have made it more hilarious
None of these are funny😮 more startling than anything else
Honestly, I think the fact he was ABLE to swim to the ladder is pretty impressive.
1:27 That guy's laugh hit the limiter.
Alternate title: That's gonna leave a mark.
At least a category 😅
Bronze: 4:40 Silver: 20:30 Gold: 16:54
+EXTRA: 26:12 a backward-sittin-skating powerblank fail (big respect)
*Skaters, cyclists, sledders continue getting rekt but they never learn lol. Just use the thing normally and youll have fun, exercise and not break teeth/get brain damage.*
Yeah but then FailArmy would have 70% less content to work with. They'd have to go do proper jobs 😏
*look to the camera* and that RUclips money is SO good *rolls eyes*
Americans.....
Stop whining girls...🤫
Some are designed for that type of use. Accidents will happen even using everyday items "normally".
Clearly you didn't warch the whole video...🤷
15:14 nearly breakes arm and still goes in for the second shot hahahahaha
0:30 Look at how bent that front tire rim is. WOW!
4:19 That golf shot was AWESOME. I was hoping it would drop in.
Are these people trying to suffer traumatic brain injury? Maybe they're so stupid already it won't make a difference.
0:55 I love how he stiffens up *mid-air* then immediately limps falling down.
2:30 We'd be throwing hands after that
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So that's the noise you make when you think you're about to meet your maker? Sounds like a cat getting startled by a cucumber! 2:26
24:22 장대 떨리는거 개웃기넼ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
9:08 “you good?” Lmao
16:49 dude acts like it’s her fault..
i was fixing to say this, i was like, dude, she was there, you were the one paying more attention to your phone than a damn tight rope that was already set up
That's what they do, isn't it????
@@1jidion You don't comment on the same clip.
No Ball in the House! At least that's what my mom always said. 😎
@@thegreencat9947 a few donuts short of a dozen
Skaters, cyclists, and sledders keep crashing like they're auditioning for a slapstick comedy! Just ride normally, and you’ll have all the fun and exercise without adding broken teeth and brain damage to your list of accomplishments, lol!
Love from Bihar INDIA 🇮🇳❤
7:44 The sound he made!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
I bet Hannah still hasn’t recovered from that emotional trauma
She got publicly EMBARRASSED 😂😂😂
Do we know if she's reached the finish line yet ?
@@Smartychase Smarty pants!! LOL!
This is what therapy/counseling is for. ;-)
I can only imagine the fear that man felt when the rope snapped 2:21
4:30
That's like one available ball short of a 'Charlie Brown Kick'.
2:10 That's not a failure, it's an incredible feat.
6:22 Failarmy showing some of the most stupid, dangerous, possibly life threatening stuff but a beer? Nah we gotta blur that
0:40 Johnny Sins preparing for another job.
0:44 He didn't take out the lights. That's a big improvement over the typical fail!
Hell has officially frozen over. FailArmy got new content!!!!
@ around the 28:40 mark.... I got so stressed out for that poor dog.
Those people were fucking that up so badly it looked like they were waterboarding the dog.
3:35 was so hilarious. How he calmly talks to it to get back and then suddenly starts running back XD
2:14 typical Hannah
It amazes me how our species managed to survive the ice age bottleneck.
2:33 Damn! You hit Tim Cook right in his Apples!
That one looked painful lol
12:55 is pure gold. classic, but gold.
2:00 SCOTT STERLING!
Dude punching the punching machine itself omfg , that's a broken hand easily.
That rock climber one wasn't funny, that dude was legit inches from death.
You could hear it in his voice after his first safety failed too.
he was too pumped by the time he fell, he may have chosen the wrong size nut or rushed placing that piece in the rock. trad fails aren't funny especially when he didn't necessarily do anything obviously wrong
I've read about guys whose anchors all zipped out and it is frightening.
At least the belay guy didn't get pulled off.
It mystifies me how we, as a species, survived the ice age bottleneck.
You know it's sad when you didn't fall or anything. But you're on Fail Army just being you
1:36 The good news is that no tragedies occurred. The Fail Army communique is that there was, in fact, a failure. I believe they were supposed to synchronize the opening of their chutes.
I mean Id be surprised if the guy didnt break his leg or something when he fell. That was going to be a very bad one.
It would have been more hilarious if the chute failed to open
2:27 Ah, the smell of fear... I love it.
2:13 still trying to work out what happened?
Same, I watched it like 20 times and still can't understand it. Incomprehensible levels of uncoordination I guess. Maybe he shot her lol
@@jeremy5939 ha ha ha....right in the foot.
Some people just weren't made to deal with gravity.
No.
20:26 "Come on, hit the ball! No! Not that one!!"
3:39 the hoop: ima end this mans whole career
5:39 I can't wait until women realize how empowering and confident no clothes makes you feel over the skin tight, almost painted on looking ones they wear now is. I understand that before the skin tight leggins that are actually sewn so as to go up your ass crack and give a perfect outline of your ass, women were oppressively forced to skateboard and do other athletic activities in jeans, or shorts, or sweatpants,and shirts. Then finally someone who respected women and didn't see them as an object invented clothing that appears like your skin is painted and not actually covered with clothing and women could feel more confident and empowered and preform better. I just can't wait for the day when they realize it is even more performance enhancing and empowering and confidence boosting to wear nothing at all. I mean, if the skin tight clothes help women preform better at the gym and other athletic activities and they are only, "wearing it for themselves" then imagine how being naked would amplify that even further. You would be unstoppable. You go strong women and show the world you don't have to be confined by their objectifying confidence and performance destroying jeans, or sweat pants, or t shirts like men wear during these activities, you can be your best naked selves..
Ted Clubberlang said it best, "That's what you get for exercising."
0:21
😂😂 0:44
The total idiot at work theme was executed brilliantly-had me in stitches!
That Skydiving 🪂 fail was hilarious.😂😂😂
9:03 dude smashes his head in the ground. "you good" lol
13:47 & 23:42 even the crows find it funny.
27:33 Whoever set those ramps up needs a physics lesson!
17:16-We really shouldn’t let this guy play table tennis anymore. He’s going to destroy all the tables!
0:19🤣🤣🤣
0:22😂😂😂
0:28😂😂😂
2:26😱😱😱
Ah yes. The famous SUMMER sports of Bowling and ICE Skating. Fail for real
9:15 is always hilarious, the missed shot, the walk of shame the suddenly *pop* bus drove over the ball
Them: How are you with sports? Me: pretty good actually. Me with sports 5:45
Man fails: Hahahaha. Hahahaha. Haha.
Woman fails: Ohh. Are you OK?
Wow my video made it! I’m the skateboarder at the 22:10 mark. The skateboard missed my buddies head by a few inches
The guy walking on the thin ice to get his ball makes me think it is not a summer sport
Are there still some people in our world who are normal?
The way these people handle their tasks is straight out of a comedy screenplay!
This video should be called job security for all ER medical providers.
I like the guy who wasn't paying a lick of attention saying "what the fuck lady?" when he runs into her line that is CLEARLY right there.
This is the reason I’m perfectly happy with a box of donuts and no hobbies, especially sporty ones.😂
That's why nobody will remember your name
@@SuperHippo95 Nor yours, most likely.🤡
Humor in sports situations always makes me feel happy and attracted to watch the whole video.
2:27 That would have been so terrifying.
Lol that Tarzan guy...
5:45 she had one job 😂
I would watch 20 minutes of elastic resistance bands working their terrible vengeance on humanity.
Couldn't stop laughing at 3:15! 😂
@ 9:03 I thought that was Post Malone for a second 😂
That bowling ball kills me
3:25 "Well, get the fish"
Yes, at least they got the fish. 😊😊
0:42 bro looked like the rock rofl😂
The runner that fell on her face 😂
I started screaming NOT THE FACE, NOT THE FACE as soon as the video began.
Person face plants and their head explodes like a ripe watermelon.
Spectator: ARE YOU OK?
2:30 He beat up Tim Cook! 😂
14:05 waiting for FailArmy to put a "nobody was harmed" disclaimer on that 😂 good luck!
'I need a breck from laughing - that was too good!''
The man’s buddy at 6:30 falling over from second hand brain damage
16:50 Thoughts in the dude's head at this moment:
"There is no ignorance - there is knowledge. There is no passion - there is serenity.
There is no chaos - there is harmony.
There is no death - there is the Great Force."😅