The more I watch this stuff, the less embarrassed I feel about some of the stupid things I've done in my life. Plus I get easy laughs and entertainment. It's a win win.
18:47 >bro on his phone >doesn't notice the slackline in front of him >woman is walking on said slackline *in heels* which is very impressive >dude walks into slackline, falling over and knocking over the woman >blames it on the woman
Bro I would be so pissed if I was her, I’d just straight up show him the video and laugh in his face, bro couldn’t take his eyes off his phone for 2 seconds to watch where he is going
No joke, 6:40 is a great way to drown. You have no idea how powerful water is. You put all your effort into swimming, run out of energy, struggle to stay above water, and then sink and never resurface. Edit - just to hammer the point home, don’t do that, seriously, don’t.
FailArmy doesn't care. Most of these clips are incredibly dangerous lol. The rock climber who falls, the 2 parachuting ones, some of the skating ones could all have ended up as fatal accidents but that's why FailArmy posts them and reuses the clips. They think someone almost dying is funny.
*Skaters, cyclists, sledders continue getting rekt but they never learn lol. Just use the thing normally and youll have fun, exercise and not break teeth/get brain damage.*
Yeah but then FailArmy would have 70% less content to work with. They'd have to go do proper jobs 😏 *look to the camera* and that RUclips money is SO good *rolls eyes*
@@Heroo01 They are maybe worthless, but play a role in the sorting of the comments if you sort them by relevance or whatever that filter is called in English.
@@Lampe2020 not really, youtube basically just randomizes it. it just means that youll see the biggest comments within a few pages of scrolling. still, that means it's worthless. if people see the bot's comment, they get the same amount of info as if they'd seen the real one. it literally doesn't matter
@@Heroo01 Why do I want to disagree with you? It's because I've done it before, and to people, not bots. Also, it's not worthless, to give a like on a comment. I've seen people react once they get enough likes. If *you* think it's worthless, then I suggest *you* read comments sections after you're done watching videos.
i was fixing to say this, i was like, dude, she was there, you were the one paying more attention to your phone than a damn tight rope that was already set up
he was too pumped by the time he fell, he may have chosen the wrong size nut or rushed placing that piece in the rock. trad fails aren't funny especially when he didn't necessarily do anything obviously wrong
1:36 The good news is that no tragedies occurred. The Fail Army communique is that there was, in fact, a failure. I believe they were supposed to synchronize the opening of their chutes.
@ around the 28:40 mark.... I got so stressed out for that poor dog. Those people were fucking that up so badly it looked like they were waterboarding the dog.
5:39 I can't wait until women realize how empowering and confident no clothes makes you feel over the skin tight, almost painted on looking ones they wear now is. I understand that before the skin tight leggins that are actually sewn so as to go up your ass crack and give a perfect outline of your ass, women were oppressively forced to skateboard and do other athletic activities in jeans, or shorts, or sweatpants,and shirts. Then finally someone who respected women and didn't see them as an object invented clothing that appears like your skin is painted and not actually covered with clothing and women could feel more confident and empowered and preform better. I just can't wait for the day when they realize it is even more performance enhancing and empowering and confidence boosting to wear nothing at all. I mean, if the skin tight clothes help women preform better at the gym and other athletic activities and they are only, "wearing it for themselves" then imagine how being naked would amplify that even further. You would be unstoppable. You go strong women and show the world you don't have to be confined by their objectifying confidence and performance destroying jeans, or sweat pants, or t shirts like men wear during these activities, you can be your best naked selves..
16:50 Thoughts in the dude's head at this moment: "There is no ignorance - there is knowledge. There is no passion - there is serenity. There is no chaos - there is harmony. There is no death - there is the Great Force."😅
Skaters, cyclists, and sledders keep crashing like they're auditioning for a slapstick comedy! Just ride normally, and you’ll have all the fun and exercise without adding broken teeth and brain damage to your list of accomplishments, lol!
I'm surprised nobody's recreated the famous 'Peanuts' scene where Lucy holds a ball and Charlie Brown runs up to kick it. Lucy whips the ball away at the last moment; Charlie Brown goes flying... "Aaugh!" WHAM!😁
Which clips get the gold, silver, and bronze?
1: 0:55
2: 1:20
3: 1:28
1 3:46
2 3:41
3 3:51
Out of all inventions, the skateboard must have hurt the most humans 😂
...some of these are actually concerning like major injuries dude...
😊❤😊❤😊
The more I watch this stuff, the less embarrassed I feel about some of the stupid things I've done in my life. Plus I get easy laughs and entertainment. It's a win win.
0:55 the whole gym felt that one
The fact that everyone in the room went "AHH-OOOHH!" gives me life. 🤣
I love the guy who walked into the slack line and then yelled at the woman because he wasn't paying attention to where he was going. Classic.
But not real.
1:37 I could've sworn FailArmy was about to show me someone getting splatted out and then be like "No One was Harmed"
would've been a shame, since they're in my native city
They settled for: OMG are you OK?
I don't even see what was a fail about that clip.
Seems like a complete success to me.
@@Tjalve70 I guess he opened his parachute too late so it's a "fail"?
@@Sithhy The Fail was that if you zoomed in, you could probably see the brown stain on his pants...
Alternate title: That's gonna leave a mark.
At least a category 😅
16:53 the Dad’s like “really?! Really?! “Lol. 😆
looks kinda as if he wants to make his kid believe they're at fault when its 100% his responsibility
Oof, that bowling ball to the face 😬
Something definitively broke 🫣
Probably a factory reset for dude..
Love it
18:47 >bro on his phone
>doesn't notice the slackline in front of him
>woman is walking on said slackline *in heels* which is very impressive
>dude walks into slackline, falling over and knocking over the woman
>blames it on the woman
Bro I would be so pissed if I was her, I’d just straight up show him the video and laugh in his face, bro couldn’t take his eyes off his phone for 2 seconds to watch where he is going
pretty sure that's a skit 😆
@@defeatSpace even if it is, that would still be annoying either way, I’m just saying it would be infuriating
You powers of observation are prodigious.
@@defeatSpace People are big enough assholes in real life that's it's plausible it's real. I hope it's just a skit.
@3:08 that "meep" was everything
favorite part!
0:56 Woof! Not only did the pole vaulter clear the bar he also… “sticked the landing”!
good to see you have a sense of humor and not a giant stick up your butt
@@beto-zc3ui👏
I'm looking at all the people in the background...so many reactions lol
He got EMBARRASSED 😂😂😂
Honestly, getting a 1 on that punching machine is more impressive than a 999
Dude punching the punching machine itself omfg , that's a broken hand easily.
They should be sent to the Olympics
no the " Ohh-limp-iks"
So the real athletes can have a laugh
The Paralympics
Yes because they won't have the skill for it
6:19 this guy clearly has the vision set. 😂
This video deserves an Oscar… for Best Comedy Performance by a Viewer
2:13 the clumsiest thing I've ever seen.
"Are you ok, honey?"😂😂😂
She got publicly EMBARRASSED 😂😂😂
best part was the 'Fauk Off' that Hannah said to her mom as she ran away
It would be cool if she ended up winning that race. 🙂
@@tamehamehaprints3604 nah she said that to some dude in the background that said run 🤣
It mystifies me how we, as a species, survived the ice age bottleneck.
Because they didn't have Tik Tok.
Which species?
@@declamatory We, obviously.
They didn't do stupid shit like this
Strength in numbers
Gold Medal for Most Idiotic?
Trying to break a 2x4 with your elbow. Twice!
Also the guy trying to get to the golfball on the ice who keeps ignoring his friend's (correct) advice. 😂
No joke, 6:40 is a great way to drown. You have no idea how powerful water is. You put all your effort into swimming, run out of energy, struggle to stay above water, and then sink and never resurface.
Edit - just to hammer the point home, don’t do that, seriously, don’t.
I totally agree with you. I felt like I was dying watching it. And I live along the Susquehanna River so I can understand how crazy that can get
FailArmy doesn't care. Most of these clips are incredibly dangerous lol. The rock climber who falls, the 2 parachuting ones, some of the skating ones could all have ended up as fatal accidents but that's why FailArmy posts them and reuses the clips. They think someone almost dying is funny.
That would have made it more hilarious
None of these are funny😮 more startling than anything else
Honestly, I think the fact he was ABLE to swim to the ladder is pretty impressive.
25:38 This was actually really impressive. Such a shame he didn't stick the landing.
I was thinking the exact same thing. Even without sticking the landing that was just impressive stuff.
It would've been hard to stick that landing with the speed he was going. (Speaking from no personal experience, LOL.) 🙂
If that last move had worked, it would have been a masterpiece. 😎😎
*Skaters, cyclists, sledders continue getting rekt but they never learn lol. Just use the thing normally and youll have fun, exercise and not break teeth/get brain damage.*
Yeah but then FailArmy would have 70% less content to work with. They'd have to go do proper jobs 😏
*look to the camera* and that RUclips money is SO good *rolls eyes*
Americans.....
Stop whining girls...🤫
Some are designed for that type of use. Accidents will happen even using everyday items "normally".
Clearly you didn't warch the whole video...🤷
Love from Bihar INDIA 🇮🇳❤
Holy shit. The comedic timing on that hammer at 15:35 is better than 75% of standup comics working today.
2:26 so that's the sound you make when you think you're about to die
You've been copied by one of those butt-PFP-bots. I searched for your comment to give you and not the bot the thumbs-up.
@@Lampe2020 why would it matter bro, likes are worthless
@@Heroo01
They are maybe worthless, but play a role in the sorting of the comments if you sort them by relevance or whatever that filter is called in English.
@@Lampe2020 not really, youtube basically just randomizes it. it just means that youll see the biggest comments within a few pages of scrolling.
still, that means it's worthless. if people see the bot's comment, they get the same amount of info as if they'd seen the real one. it literally doesn't matter
@@Heroo01 Why do I want to disagree with you? It's because I've done it before, and to people, not bots. Also, it's not worthless, to give a like on a comment.
I've seen people react once they get enough likes. If *you* think it's worthless, then I suggest *you* read comments sections after you're done watching videos.
Ted Clubberlang said it best, "That's what you get for exercising."
1:27 That guy's laugh hit the limiter.
12:55 is pure gold. classic, but gold.
0:55 I love how he stiffens up *mid-air* then immediately limps falling down.
Can anyone actually pass the 'try not to laugh' challenge with these hilarious moments
0:53 Medic afterwards; "We've never had to remove one of those before!"
He got EMBARRASSED 😂😂😂
Humor in sports situations always makes me feel happy and attracted to watch the whole video.
16:49 dude acts like it’s her fault..
i was fixing to say this, i was like, dude, she was there, you were the one paying more attention to your phone than a damn tight rope that was already set up
That's what they do, isn't it????
@@1jidion You don't comment on the same clip.
No Ball in the House! At least that's what my mom always said. 😎
@@thegreencat9947 a few donuts short of a dozen
So that's the noise you make when you think you're about to meet your maker? Sounds like a cat getting startled by a cucumber! 2:26
"This video is a certified laugh-out-loud moment! 😂"
24:22 장대 떨리는거 개웃기넼ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Pure comedic genius! I can’t stop chuckling!
Hell has officially frozen over. FailArmy got new content!!!!
0:30 Look at how bent that front tire rim is. WOW!
4:19 That golf shot was AWESOME. I was hoping it would drop in.
Are these people trying to suffer traumatic brain injury? Maybe they're so stupid already it won't make a difference.
Great video! Skaters, cyclists, sledders continue getting rekt but they never learn lol
7:20 All this dude did was invent a neat way to break his own neck! 😂😂😂😂😂
I just can't get over how stupid that was!! 😂😂😂
That got off guard almost made me trip downstairs
3:39 the hoop: ima end this mans whole career
7:44 The sound he made!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
I bet Hannah still hasn’t recovered from that emotional trauma
She got publicly EMBARRASSED 😂😂😂
Do we know if she's reached the finish line yet ?
@@Smartychase Smarty pants!! LOL!
This is what therapy/counseling is for. ;-)
You never fail to deliver hilarious content.
2:30 We'd be throwing hands after that
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That Skydiving 🪂 fail was hilarious.😂😂😂
20:26 "Come on, hit the ball! No! Not that one!!"
2:00 SCOTT STERLING!
the cameraman never dies
15:14 nearly breakes arm and still goes in for the second shot hahahahaha
14:05 waiting for FailArmy to put a "nobody was harmed" disclaimer on that 😂 good luck!
2:33 Damn! You hit Tim Cook right in his Apples!
That one looked painful lol
The guy walking on the thin ice to get his ball makes me think it is not a summer sport
4:30
That's like one available ball short of a 'Charlie Brown Kick'.
9:08 “you good?” Lmao
0:44 He didn't take out the lights. That's a big improvement over the typical fail!
This is the reason I’m perfectly happy with a box of donuts and no hobbies, especially sporty ones.😂
That's why nobody will remember your name
@@SuperHippo95 Nor yours, most likely.🤡
That rock climber one wasn't funny, that dude was legit inches from death.
You could hear it in his voice after his first safety failed too.
he was too pumped by the time he fell, he may have chosen the wrong size nut or rushed placing that piece in the rock. trad fails aren't funny especially when he didn't necessarily do anything obviously wrong
I've read about guys whose anchors all zipped out and it is frightening.
At least the belay guy didn't get pulled off.
Some of these look scary, and so many more look painful. But remember...
NO. ONE. WAS. HARMED.
1:36 The good news is that no tragedies occurred. The Fail Army communique is that there was, in fact, a failure. I believe they were supposed to synchronize the opening of their chutes.
I mean Id be surprised if the guy didnt break his leg or something when he fell. That was going to be a very bad one.
It would have been more hilarious if the chute failed to open
0:40 Johnny Sins preparing for another job.
6:22 Failarmy showing some of the most stupid, dangerous, possibly life threatening stuff but a beer? Nah we gotta blur that
The stuff that keeps you awake at night 30 years later
@ around the 28:40 mark.... I got so stressed out for that poor dog.
Those people were fucking that up so badly it looked like they were waterboarding the dog.
These comments are like a breath of fresh air. Thank you for the kind words.
2:14 typical Hannah
Are there still some people in our world who are normal?
2:13 still trying to work out what happened?
Same, I watched it like 20 times and still can't understand it. Incomprehensible levels of uncoordination I guess. Maybe he shot her lol
@@jeremy5939 ha ha ha....right in the foot.
Some people just weren't made to deal with gravity.
No.
That guy hit himself on the head with Soccer Ball. ⚽️
5:39 I can't wait until women realize how empowering and confident no clothes makes you feel over the skin tight, almost painted on looking ones they wear now is. I understand that before the skin tight leggins that are actually sewn so as to go up your ass crack and give a perfect outline of your ass, women were oppressively forced to skateboard and do other athletic activities in jeans, or shorts, or sweatpants,and shirts. Then finally someone who respected women and didn't see them as an object invented clothing that appears like your skin is painted and not actually covered with clothing and women could feel more confident and empowered and preform better. I just can't wait for the day when they realize it is even more performance enhancing and empowering and confidence boosting to wear nothing at all. I mean, if the skin tight clothes help women preform better at the gym and other athletic activities and they are only, "wearing it for themselves" then imagine how being naked would amplify that even further. You would be unstoppable. You go strong women and show the world you don't have to be confined by their objectifying confidence and performance destroying jeans, or sweat pants, or t shirts like men wear during these activities, you can be your best naked selves..
Props to the blind man for trying
I would watch 20 minutes of elastic resistance bands working their terrible vengeance on humanity.
'I need a breck from laughing - that was too good!''
17:16-We really shouldn’t let this guy play table tennis anymore. He’s going to destroy all the tables!
2:13
"Are you ok, honey?"😂😂😂
So appreciate the ones who laugh at their own absurd situations. There's a strength in them that I aspire to.
Many seem to be drunk.
You know it's sad when you didn't fall or anything. But you're on Fail Army just being you
Lol that Tarzan guy...
That last kid. That would be me.
so fun watching these clips, makes my day every time.
5:45 she had one job 😂
That bowling ball kills me
16:50 Thoughts in the dude's head at this moment:
"There is no ignorance - there is knowledge. There is no passion - there is serenity.
There is no chaos - there is harmony.
There is no death - there is the Great Force."😅
Skaters, cyclists, and sledders keep crashing like they're auditioning for a slapstick comedy! Just ride normally, and you’ll have all the fun and exercise without adding broken teeth and brain damage to your list of accomplishments, lol!
@ 9:03 I thought that was Post Malone for a second 😂
2:10 That's not a failure, it's an incredible feat.
The runner that fell on her face 😂
9:03 dude smashes his head in the ground. "you good" lol
Moments of failure in life force us to get up and be stronger
The way these people handle their tasks is straight out of a comedy screenplay!
I'm surprised nobody's recreated the famous 'Peanuts' scene where Lucy holds a ball and Charlie Brown runs up to kick it. Lucy whips the ball away at the last moment; Charlie Brown goes flying... "Aaugh!" WHAM!😁
I love that ninja combat movements
The total idiot at work theme was executed brilliantly-had me in stitches!
FailArmy deserves way more subs like 300M
3:25 "Well, get the fish"
Yes, at least they got the fish. 😊😊
9:14 Not even Dude Perfect could have made that trick shot.
I like the guy who wasn't paying a lick of attention saying "what the fuck lady?" when he runs into her line that is CLEARLY right there.
This video should have been titled, "This is why we can't have nice things."
4:07
Dat feeling, when you didnt expect another step.
The last step actually always should be 7ft tho
Watching some of these and thinking, "I could do that, but I don't want to."