Aperture Science Consumer Catalog - Waiting Room Announcements

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Aperture Science Consumer Catalog 1981: emberspark.gam...
Big thanks to Kay for doing the voiceover! / peachhhhhhhhy

[@Lambdas2]

it has the semi questionable yet calmly spoken charm of official Aperture science pre-recorded messages.

[@kirill9064]

Are the night vision socks the same kind that robbers put on their heads to conceal their faces?

[@sumorley7267]

we`re proud to announce the our reactor i operating at 98% inefficiacy

[@AndeanMusicinMoscow]

Does that mean that the reactor powers the whole facility with 2% effeciency? What will happen if they run it at 100%?

[@ythanzhang]

@@AndeanMusicinMoscow Nothing probably. 2% efficiency means that 98% of energy generated are wasted and need to be dissipated else the power generator whatever it may be will probably melt or explode. And if they can handle that, then nothing should happen when higher percentage of the energy generated are utilized. It is just incredibly hard to improve efficiency.
Yes, I know I'm being overly serious. But I still think it needs to be point out.

[@intothevoid5074]

@@ythanzhang it is indeed a generator

[@panv1ch]

@@ythanzhang it just means that 98% of the heat generated from the core is wasted, no need to overcomplicate things

[@kirill9064]

@@panv1ch It means that 98% of produced energy is used to sustain fusion reaction.

[@average7557]

''Reminder: we will never disclose your personal information.''
*proceeds to then disclose someone's full name, their medical issues, their wife's location and age and then a government nuclear launch code*

[@alfosisepic]

she has foot fungus lol

[@kirill9064]

government nuclear launch codes aren't personal information.

[@MauricioJara]

Since this part of the game took place in the 80s, it makes sense for the pre-recorded messages to be voiced by someone else as Cave Johnson had already died.

[@minidotrar878]

Cave Johnson was mentioned here though.

[@pixelqubed]

He's not dead, he is a giant head!

[@Bleplar]

@@pixelqubed not canon mate

[@pixelqubed]

@@Bleplar Yeah desk job is cannon btw, just not in the way you think. Desk job is set in a part of the multiverse where apertures 80's era was super successful and superseded black mesa in research and money. Think about it. By the way I said it as a joke.

[@Bleplar]

@@pixelqubed bruh moment, I was also joking. That's why I had the Australian/British accent

[@Mystical_Ace]

Best 6 minuets and 12 seconds of my life.
Favorite part has to be the Salt Café

[@milesmcdonald7883]

SALT!!!!

[@kirill9064]

They invented Sea-salt ice cream

[@Testsubject276]

SALT!
But seriously. this sounds like the ambience for a Portal themed amusement park.

[@Weretyu7777]

It kind of reminds me of the announcements from Eggman in Sonic Colors.

[@twotinytoes2229]

It’s got that small charm of deadly warnings like apature did.

[@tomvorat4173]

Ah yes. Anti-Black Mesa.

[@ACoarseGuy]

White mesa

[@luckyperga]

@@ACoarseGuy white desert

[@itsclemtime2357]

The better Black Mesa, Aperture has A.I and Brain Mapping. Black Mesa, well. They kinda triggered the Combine’s Invasion.

[@ACoarseGuy]

@@itsclemtime2357 Aperture did kinda create a murderous AI

[@ACoarseGuy]

@@DutchBaller Fair enough

[@protocal5788]

Aperture science casually name drops my hometown and state.
Seriously I almost lost it

[@pylonialwaffles6944]

These are so perfectly done. The VO person was fantastic, the execution was flawless.

[@Dire_Domino]

D. All of the above.

[@lofiplays_live]

God I love this humor! So excited for the mod...

[@aidenp6001]

It’s my head cannon that the announcer lady was taking drugs while giving the salt cafe announcement, which she was able to disguise as “salt” from the mines themselves

[@averagedelta]

I love the subtle HL2 reference in the nuclear launch codes I wasn't listening to.

[@MauricioJara]

Yo I'm so hyped!!!

[@Hambrix]

*S A L T*

[@kartofel24724]

3:24 when the package is sus

[@MauricioJara]

1:43 I love this Half-Life reference! Lambdas are lit.

[@EverlyScott]

> 0 dislikes
That's how you know it's good

[@sebastianromero3759]

This mod is perfect

[@snowysecrets7362]

Normal day in Aperture

[@legosipro7941]

S A L T !

[@GalexionSDVX]

Well I guess clean up crew 8 died...

[@ZFG1467]

Please put mod on steam for ease of download

[@MisterLambda]

The mod will be on steam when it’s done rest assured.

[@robuxyyyyyyyyyy4708]

0:14 They just casually mention they have fusion energy???

[@NovaMations388]

2.5k views,
225 likes,
0 dislikes.
Ayyyy

[@Saltlord894]

I’m sorry but I like the announcer in l portal 2

[@maxwheatley4497]

This is giving me more black mesa vibes

[@nobodyno-one143]

very cool

[@anpy_anpt]

Thank

[@theredknight3736]

SALT

[@Konclan]

Epic

[@bloomingpain-flower7074]

will this campaign be on workshop?

[@HiMyNameIsSUGAR]

Its going to be released on the steam workshop so yes

[@AllisonGhost]

@@HiMyNameIsSUGAR no, it will not be on the portal 2 workshop.

[@atlev]

These seem too outlandish for Aperture.

[@relt_]

GHAHAHGHAAHGHAHAHHAHAHHGAGHHAG

[@MillaGamerLinux]

😮 please make a version for Linux 💞

[@grugiv]

It’s a Source mod, of course it’ll be on Linux.

[@jbritain]

It’s just a mod for portal 2, if portal 2 is on Linux there’s no reason why this won’t be

[@CallMeTess]

Welcome to science vale

[@tristenarctician6910]

i can tell Demon Arisen wrote these

[@DemonArisen]

correct :P

[@tristenarctician6910]

@@DemonArisen 2:43 what would a "Spring-Loaded Portal Stretcher" be?