the Moon is made of Cheese (but i can't taste it)

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  • Опубликовано: 1 окт 2018
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Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @wenirlicker6808
    @wenirlicker6808 4 года назад +2530

    "And the leaves turn to the colorful shade of..."
    Me: Orange? Yellow?
    " *TURQUOISE.* "

  • @samfartson881
    @samfartson881 3 года назад +4131

    “The grass is always green, but I just changed it” is actually a pretty epic line

  • @TheFinalRevelation1
    @TheFinalRevelation1 3 года назад +3157

    This video is a masterclass on youtubing. Should be on youtube's official channel.

    • @infinitebane
      @infinitebane 3 года назад +12

      Why are there no replies

    • @phoenixjamirazucena5672
      @phoenixjamirazucena5672 3 года назад +13

      fun fact he is really mastering new editing program

    • @olwenn
      @olwenn 3 года назад +4

      I agree

    • @Maukiki
      @Maukiki 3 года назад +6

      Cheese.

    • @zuggett
      @zuggett 3 года назад +2

      The moon is pretty cheap

  • @ryansildurs6152
    @ryansildurs6152 3 года назад +508

    My mom: the internet is filled with horrible stuff
    The internet:

    • @johnbitar5566
      @johnbitar5566 3 года назад +9

      well it kind of does have horrible stuff

    • @thecountercounter9127
      @thecountercounter9127 3 года назад +3

      @@johnbitar5566 *r34*

    • @hychro
      @hychro 3 года назад +2

      @Rey Skywalker how did your mother tell you? You don’t know your parents? Also how are you accessing earths internet? And why was your last film so bad?

    • @nehankaranch2149
      @nehankaranch2149 3 года назад +9

      @@thecountercounter9127 oh boy if you think r34 is horrible you should visit 4chan and r/meatpancake

    • @thecountercounter9127
      @thecountercounter9127 3 года назад +7

      @@nehankaranch2149 its an example not a statement of what is the worst. i do not know the worst nor do i want to, thanks.

  • @piralnaut1799
    @piralnaut1799 5 лет назад +5118

    *I OPENED THIS IN A COLLEGE LECTURE AND MY HEADPHONES DISCONNECTED IN THE MIDDLE OF IT*

    • @josephstalin6460
      @josephstalin6460 4 года назад +1069

      Teacher: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the-
      Your Computer: And the TV is on the radio, and the telephone is on the stereo.

    • @5isacolor529
      @5isacolor529 4 года назад +470

      can we get an f in the chat gamers

    • @johnnyhere5791
      @johnnyhere5791 4 года назад +204

      F

    • @zephyrzephyr5909
      @zephyrzephyr5909 4 года назад +162

      F

    • @naturesm
      @naturesm 4 года назад +149

      F

  • @andyn2196
    @andyn2196 5 лет назад +8209

    Moon licker sounds like a racial slur for aliens

  • @busnoises4707
    @busnoises4707 3 года назад +394

    I love the fact that the Orchestra playing songs for free is considered just as weird as everything else

    • @notnullnotvoid
      @notnullnotvoid Год назад +15

      And the ants crawling on the Earth's surface, apparently.

  • @shrekwizowskee2910
    @shrekwizowskee2910 3 года назад +986

    Extension to the song:
    The moon is pretty cheep, but I can’t buy it.
    (Badabadabadabo)
    Instead I go and buy out the hot air balloon dealership.
    Then I ride around, while upside down, and eat cream cheese.
    When I fall out and land in a nice field of children’s toys.
    (Badobeedoboobooboobao)
    I can’t explain this feeling, but I think its love
    (Badobadobadodao)
    Its like sponges mixed with no more than 37 washing machines.
    And I read a book on the floor
    And decide to jump on a door
    And then I get a job at the couch maker factory.
    I get rich, but then I get poor,
    I’m not certain, but then I’m sure,
    And I’m finally rich enough to buy the moon.
    But its already been bought by a sewing machine.

    • @leograham3071
      @leograham3071 3 года назад +70

      Underrated comment

    • @PastelLePanda
      @PastelLePanda 3 года назад +51

      Bill should sing this

    • @FiSH-iSH
      @FiSH-iSH 3 года назад +20

      yes

    • @analaborda3572
      @analaborda3572 3 года назад +46

      Good, but still too much cohesion... Never though this could be said (written)
      Mango

    • @cringecentral_
      @cringecentral_ 3 года назад +27

      This says a lot about society

  • @solidmoonbeams8939
    @solidmoonbeams8939 4 года назад +2317

    I’m pretty sure this guy just sings his train of thought at 3am

    • @e.r.i.n_
      @e.r.i.n_ 3 года назад +45

      Sounds accurate

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 3 года назад +64

      Either that, or his dreams.
      Or that weird state where, like, you're sorta kinda dreaming, I guess, but it's a light sleep that's easy to wake up from, so maybe it's just daydreaming that's weird enough to pass as a dream? Am I the only one who experiences this?

    • @zohellina3425
      @zohellina3425 3 года назад +15

      @@catbatrat1760 No i experiance that all the time

    • @3vo338
      @3vo338 3 года назад +12

      Momento Mori

    • @asunflower7993
      @asunflower7993 3 года назад +12

      @@catbatrat1760 that's the most I dream it's really fun because I can come up with stories and I don't have to write them I just store them in my brain hole

  • @Fabian-py7fw
    @Fabian-py7fw 3 года назад +3204

    Friend: Wow I kissed my crush in my dream.
    My dreams:

    • @kistertheartist
      @kistertheartist 3 года назад +17

      Yep

    • @poof_head3111
      @poof_head3111 3 года назад +18

      Same though

    • @auroraok2774
      @auroraok2774 3 года назад +21

      I just had a dream were I am watching this

    • @sleeplvr
      @sleeplvr 3 года назад +4

      Exactly

    • @sadiehubble7084
      @sadiehubble7084 3 года назад +15

      That's an even better dream than even the greatest dreams. Cuz it's just a better dream that you dream. And you dream a little dream like that. Man that's the best kinda dream.

  • @cheesegaming4
    @cheesegaming4 3 года назад +178

    Not even Albert Einstein can top this logic.

    • @silverfox5002
      @silverfox5002 2 года назад +10

      He's been real quiet since this dropped

    • @Luffy_wastaken
      @Luffy_wastaken 2 года назад +2

      @@silverfox5002 He was actually pretty quiet exactly after death, I mean like "dude speak something"
      Albert replies (after his death Ofcours): ........

  • @Isaacbeenaway
    @Isaacbeenaway 3 года назад +239

    The dislikes are the people who can taste cheese

  • @crustyplunger8738
    @crustyplunger8738 5 лет назад +1445

    I think Bill figured out how to write down the weird random incoherent thoughts you have when you are half asleep

    • @kennymartin5976
      @kennymartin5976 5 лет назад +6

      Its like the dali method but you stay half asleep.

    • @Clyman974
      @Clyman974 5 лет назад +24

      Yeah it's called Surrealism

    • @Darling-su3ci
      @Darling-su3ci 5 лет назад +2

      Mr. Cheemps it really do be that way

    • @rubyhearts9966
      @rubyhearts9966 5 лет назад +8

      Maybe he goes to sleep and then every time he has a dreams, he quickly wakes up and writes down as much as he can remember! 😱

    • @user-on6db4rf4s
      @user-on6db4rf4s 5 лет назад +5

      True Bill's songs are like my dreams

  • @neo9961
    @neo9961 5 лет назад +2929

    How to edit a video like bill wurtz:
    Step 1: Get high
    Step 2: Get high

  • @alejandrosantander3957
    @alejandrosantander3957 3 года назад +61

    Top 3 duos:
    3- Chips and Salsa
    2- Whisky and Coca Cola
    1- Acid and Bill Wurtz

    • @remytherat3067
      @remytherat3067 2 года назад +6

      But he doesn't even need the acid. It's just Bill and Wurtz

    • @monky4640
      @monky4640 2 года назад +2

      wurtz in afghanistanian means acid (real)

  • @Blitzah
    @Blitzah 3 года назад +118

    He is right about everything except that ants crawl over the earth. Like, common, everyone knows that ants fly.

  • @kittykake44
    @kittykake44 5 лет назад +4199

    Bill Wurtz is how I get high safely.

    • @Saviour30
      @Saviour30 5 лет назад +16

      haha why not both? What up bud, I try not to do this often as I hate asking but people should give others a chance ^^ I make music. I am Making a new genre of synth / electronic music! I work really really hard at it.. some might say obsessively, like day and night. I am just passionate about trying something new .. why make music that everyone already knows? I want to be original haha but youtube does not really like being original these days. People say I have talent .. I just want my music to go somewhere and build my craft and some day have my music as a career because sadly right now it is not. I am just a poor nerd at 21 haha ^^ anyway please sub / check me out and keep doing what makes you happy :D seriously this comes from the heart - if you are not interested I understand just ignore this - I come in peace XD - I also just started a let's play of lotr this old tacky game - so ripe full of memes - P.S please check out the cyberpunk track I made myself which the developers even thumbed up :) get me working for them guys XD

    • @nab.7250
      @nab.7250 5 лет назад +62

      You could make a religion out of that.

    • @OF01975
      @OF01975 5 лет назад +11

      Saviour 3.0 your music is trash u gotta be high on black tar heroin to even think that shit sounds remotely non autisric

    • @acab2889
      @acab2889 5 лет назад

      Legally*** ftfy

    • @JustMe-hr2yz
      @JustMe-hr2yz 5 лет назад +2

      o 44 jeez chill its not that bad

  • @chanyy6838
    @chanyy6838 5 лет назад +1962

    The moon is pretty cheap.
    But I can’t buy it.

    • @tajp917
      @tajp917 4 года назад +25

      Gru from despicable me buys it for free

    • @tajp917
      @tajp917 4 года назад +7

      As well as niel Armstrong

    • @mysticsharp2053
      @mysticsharp2053 4 года назад +35

      But i like the way the surface feels when i touch it in the store
      And the rumor starts to go round that im gonna steal it, cause i cant even afford it
      But i guess they dont know me!
      The street the store is on is now bendy
      to remind people that it would be hard to steal the moon!
      And the news is on the table, and the phone is on the flashlight
      And the signs change to a colorful shade of *PERRYWINKLE!!!!!*
      And the trees are made of birds, think i've explained this
      and the fly around in an airplane in the economy section
      and the bees march and play jazz, and the hamsters fly through the air!
      And the orchestra is playing symphonies for $29.99!!!!!!!
      and the bridge has the money
      The moon is pretty nice

    • @carbonreptile5437
      @carbonreptile5437 4 года назад +2

      you might be able to if you hire a samurai

    • @raymints9583
      @raymints9583 3 года назад +3

      The moon is reflecting the light from THE DEADLY LASER

  • @charlottecochran2337
    @charlottecochran2337 3 года назад +142

    This sounds like something an AI would write.

  • @nawarb.4226
    @nawarb.4226 3 года назад +53

    This is better than 99% of the songs on the radio

    • @jcornman24
      @jcornman24 8 месяцев назад

      The mix is soo good, he does so much panning, the vocals are crisp too

  • @yossaghamiri209
    @yossaghamiri209 5 лет назад +2761

    This is the kinda stuff my English teachers want me to analyse

    • @WaiW41
      @WaiW41 5 лет назад +113

      That sounds like a fun English class.

    • @elenav.5470
      @elenav.5470 5 лет назад +133

      Yonko woah there friend, you may need to slow down

    • @juliette1374
      @juliette1374 5 лет назад +53

      Yonko Now I need to stop you right there.

    • @TheForeverFalcon
      @TheForeverFalcon 5 лет назад +62

      Yonko Having a bad day?

    • @brendanrodgers9753
      @brendanrodgers9753 5 лет назад +33

      @YonkoAn Angry Weeabo is an Ugly Weeabo

  • @penadapineapple2196
    @penadapineapple2196 5 лет назад +16718

    50 years from now english teachers are going to force kids to find the symbolism in these videos

  • @nikhilpatel8752
    @nikhilpatel8752 3 года назад +26

    Friends: What’s your favorite song
    Me: It’s complicated

  • @potterboss6081
    @potterboss6081 2 года назад +8

    When i heared "and the orchestra'e playing synphonies for free" i knew this had to be either a dream or a trip

  • @yukikanehira7774
    @yukikanehira7774 5 лет назад +2591

    1960: We will have flying cars
    2018: thE mOon iS mAde oF ChEEse

    • @henryzhang3961
      @henryzhang3961 5 лет назад +86

      BUT I CaNT TASTE IT

    • @erik_erikson
      @erik_erikson 5 лет назад +23

      To be fair, humanity is saying the moon is made of cheese, singe cheese was made the first time. Every child knows that

    • @willf.4590
      @willf.4590 5 лет назад +30

      You're right, this is WAY better than a dumb ol' flying car.

    • @henryzhang3961
      @henryzhang3961 5 лет назад +16

      Ever heard of helicopters lol

    • @emma9253
      @emma9253 5 лет назад +6

      Buttery Sky (but I can’t taste it)

  • @nekkawaii
    @nekkawaii 5 лет назад +12812

    i propose we start using "wurtz's" as a measure of pleasurable weirdness

    • @starcubey
      @starcubey 5 лет назад +709

      Ah yes. That is a brilliant idea. How many wurtz's do you think this video was? My measurements approximate it at 5,000Wz.

    • @nekkawaii
      @nekkawaii 5 лет назад +285

      @@starcubey that'd be about right

    • @fixinggood4595
      @fixinggood4595 5 лет назад +240

      5kWz

    • @amaraa.2807
      @amaraa.2807 5 лет назад +243

      It's like a scale. Of 1-100 wurtz's. Meaning 1 being absolutely no pleasure and 100 as complete bliss I'm doing it. Solid 80 wurtz's

    • @Mylok_
      @Mylok_ 5 лет назад +140

      Yeah my Wurtzometer got me a nice 5.007kWz which we can round at 5kWz

  • @garnetember8569
    @garnetember8569 3 года назад +15

    This is a good example of how a songs lyrics don’t make sense but everyone still loves it

  • @olescuandrei1555
    @olescuandrei1555 3 года назад +17

    Imagine an alternative universe where they tryed to explain these songs.

  • @thelogIady
    @thelogIady 5 лет назад +2421

    What I know now:
    1. The sun is a deadly laser
    2. The moon is made of cheese

    • @valterestevao1182
      @valterestevao1182 5 лет назад +144

      But the Sun is not a deadly laser, there is blanket now

    • @regierw2308
      @regierw2308 5 лет назад +14

      Sneha Biswas and they died in a tornado

    • @chosenslaveoftheeternal
      @chosenslaveoftheeternal 5 лет назад +6

      @@valterestevao1182 still no, there is no food

    • @9nikolai
      @9nikolai 5 лет назад +23

      There is no blanket on the moon, though. THE MOON IS MELTING!

    • @ZeloticMemes
      @ZeloticMemes 5 лет назад +1

      lazer* *triggered*

  • @canalfelixiano9411
    @canalfelixiano9411 3 года назад +2123

    This is why I don’t explain anyone what kind of humour I like

    • @georgekhoory1521
      @georgekhoory1521 3 года назад +23

      I know a ton of other RUclipsrs I can't explain to my friends

    • @jb35056
      @jb35056 3 года назад +6

      @@georgekhoory1521 unus annus my god

    • @georgekhoory1521
      @georgekhoory1521 3 года назад +8

      Berd gets several drawings then posts videos of them dying/dancing/screaming/swearing

    • @georgekhoory1521
      @georgekhoory1521 3 года назад +13

      @@jb35056 Graystillplays plays games where he tries to be as gruesome as possible. In happy wheels, he laughs whenever the his character is killed in ways beyond human perception

    • @emeraldemmitt7637
      @emeraldemmitt7637 3 года назад +2

      @@jb35056 you mean [REDACTED]?

  • @NAFProjects
    @NAFProjects 3 года назад +8

    The grass is always green
    *(seems plausible)*
    But I just changed it
    *(wait, that worked)*
    To remind me of the way it was
    *(thinkin bout the things i can't explain)*

  • @EyesOfTheVoid0v0
    @EyesOfTheVoid0v0 3 года назад +11

    Ok call me dum but I think I might have found the meaning too this. The moon thing idk but the grass being changed to remind him of when the world was younger is like looking back and trying to find where everything whent wrong. The birds that are made of trees can be a reference to the saying "bird brain" pretending to be something helpful like trees. And they fly in the business class can mean the birds are big rich companys that are making the air bad. And they pretend like they are helpful like trees. The tv on the radio could mean that the news is on your raidos TV's phones and etc like you can't escape it. The telephone on the stereo is when you are on a call and the sound from the call surrounds you. And finally the moon is pretty cheap part could meet that going to the moon was really not important.
    Sorry for meh bad spelling

  • @evew6161
    @evew6161 5 лет назад +1264

    *NASA has left the chat*

    • @dianethvzqz1635
      @dianethvzqz1635 5 лет назад +4

      Tell me to delete this comment if this is wat you wanted because you have like no replys and i dont wanna ruin it

    • @evew6161
      @evew6161 5 лет назад +15

      @@dianethvzqz1635 I'm utterly confused but you're cool bro

    • @normalperson7237
      @normalperson7237 5 лет назад +5

      Haha thats so funny it made me laugh so hard i bet NASA would be like "uh did i see this video huh" Lol

    • @grandoaktree
      @grandoaktree 5 лет назад +1

      1000th luke

    • @-Genki
      @-Genki 4 года назад

      @sad bear did you go to *_URANUS_* by any chance?

  • @Ellie_A_B_C
    @Ellie_A_B_C 5 лет назад +272

    Glad the birds have been upgraded to business class they work hard and they deserve it

  • @RealKipper1324
    @RealKipper1324 3 года назад +8

    I swear Bill just writes the first word that comes to mind for every word sung, and one time he was lucky enough to recite the entire history of the world

  • @MichaelJCaboose013
    @MichaelJCaboose013 3 года назад +14

    Considering how things turned after he licked the moon, I think the moon is more likely made of MDMA

  • @wilhemtehlynx
    @wilhemtehlynx 3 года назад +876

    “And the TV’s on the radio, and the telephone’s on the stereo...”
    The way he sings this line is wonderful.

    • @sillyT_T
      @sillyT_T 3 года назад +9

      Yee

    • @oilfan2000
      @oilfan2000 3 года назад +9

      I literally just hear the part you were talking about lol

    • @alyssaturcotte9209
      @alyssaturcotte9209 3 года назад +14

      ikr, it honestly slaps

    • @itsnatalie6792
      @itsnatalie6792 3 года назад +7

      Me: can I press read more?
      RUclips: no

    • @dtfru5315
      @dtfru5315 3 года назад +14

      0:32 ur welcome

  • @SgtPepper291
    @SgtPepper291 5 лет назад +2272

    I actually really love the lyrics:
    “The TV is on the radio
    And the telephone is on the stereo”
    Like so much

    • @Plant_Parenthood
      @Plant_Parenthood 5 лет назад +14

      so much like

    • @ezaiahcisneros5011
      @ezaiahcisneros5011 5 лет назад +28

      It was actually singing those lyrics when I was reading it

    • @rjkjp453
      @rjkjp453 5 лет назад +4

      Ezaiah Cisneros me too dude, me too

    • @korrinefleming7582
      @korrinefleming7582 5 лет назад +3

      I read this as the line was playing

    • @chanyy6838
      @chanyy6838 5 лет назад +10

      and the leaves turn into a colourful shade of turquoise (shown below, scroll down)
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  • @s000sdas
    @s000sdas 3 года назад +7

    This video is the embodiment of my thoughts when I'm trying to go to sleep

  • @darthsmaul6314
    @darthsmaul6314 3 года назад +8

    "I CAN'T EVEN TASTE CHEESE!"
    Doctors and scientists in 2020: ...

  • @VazzyCow
    @VazzyCow 5 лет назад +5149

    *I'm going to become an astronaut just to taste the delicious cheese the moon has*

  • @Tegres1
    @Tegres1 5 лет назад +147

    "And the *birds* are made of *trees* ."
    I would genuinely pay money to know how he thinks.

    • @DebugCat
      @DebugCat 5 лет назад +21

      think he's explained this.

    • @toatrika2443
      @toatrika2443 5 лет назад +27

      It's part of a two step program:
      Step 1: Think of objects.
      Step 3: Song is ready.

    • @ZiaMoon17
      @ZiaMoon17 5 лет назад

      I could teach you. I understand it. All of it. You would not even have to pay me.

    • @milesyalzin2018
      @milesyalzin2018 5 лет назад

      Tell me

    • @ZiaMoon17
      @ZiaMoon17 5 лет назад +1

      He feels it in his bones. Do you?

  • @MilesIsReal
    @MilesIsReal 3 года назад +6

    How to understand a bill wurtz video:
    1. Forget the definition of every noun.
    2. Ignore the pictures of each noun.
    3. Enjoy sensical video.

  • @sixtwentysixth
    @sixtwentysixth 3 года назад +3

    we need the sequel: the moon is pretty cheap but i can’t buy it

  • @blasttothepast2260
    @blasttothepast2260 4 года назад +1458

    Teacher: What's your favorite song?
    Me: Um, It's complicated.

  • @Potato2017
    @Potato2017 4 года назад +617

    "The birds are made of trees"
    He speaks the truth.

  • @quantumblur_3145
    @quantumblur_3145 3 года назад +5

    God, if Neil Cicierega, Cosmo Sheldrake, and Bill Wurtz did a collab, music would never have to be written ever again.

  • @thecheezyweebboy8835
    @thecheezyweebboy8835 3 года назад +6

    Every one of these video seems like a warning but we don’t know what he’s warning is about

  • @GoldenPenHD
    @GoldenPenHD 5 лет назад +1478

    You believe in cheese?

    • @johnkareh5618
      @johnkareh5618 5 лет назад +3

      Just as much as I believe in gravity.

    • @GoldenPenHD
      @GoldenPenHD 5 лет назад +4

      K9_Master so do you believe in gravity

    • @coatman4927
      @coatman4927 5 лет назад +4

      In a young girls cheese
      How the music can free her

    • @victornoel36
      @victornoel36 5 лет назад +4

      Just one tho. It has like a 10 step program.

    • @maxalain9948
      @maxalain9948 5 лет назад +2

      You believe in the Moon?

  • @AEZAKM1
    @AEZAKM1 5 лет назад +2159

    I feel like bill is trying to warn us about something really bad that only he knows but he doesn’t know how to, so he’s just “the moon is fake”
    and we’re like “ha ha funny!!!!!!”

    • @woolycooly9595
      @woolycooly9595 4 года назад +62

      omg i think im starting to understand the pshchology in this tysmtysmtysm!!!111!!!!1

    • @AEZAKM1
      @AEZAKM1 4 года назад +64

      Michael Reilly okay ik this comment was stupid but u didn’t have to do me like that bro
      u didn’t have to do me like that

    • @elpotato5011
      @elpotato5011 4 года назад +26

      @@AEZAKM1 yea he straight up murdered you there

    • @chuichiro0062
      @chuichiro0062 4 года назад +4

      This was sad

    • @woolycooly9595
      @woolycooly9595 4 года назад +23

      wait no i was actually confused like i dont get whats going on seriously, its hard to tell tones on the internet but i promise i wasnt being sarcastic

  • @armithajayamurugan2844
    @armithajayamurugan2844 2 года назад +3

    I swear this guy makes a song about anything that comes to his mind.

  • @alexispetrakis8174
    @alexispetrakis8174 3 года назад +4

    No one :
    My last brain sells during online class :

    • @alexwillis6498
      @alexwillis6498 2 года назад

      Let me add something more to your things so you forgot the The moon It's made of cheese but I can't taste it part of your comment

  • @williamcheese1
    @williamcheese1 5 лет назад +248

    hi, hello the 3000's are calling and they want their music back

  • @danielthrasher
    @danielthrasher 5 лет назад +1717

    Birds fly in business class for the same reason upper class citizens do: to poop on those beneath them.

    • @user-pp2en6wj2w
      @user-pp2en6wj2w 5 лет назад +12

      Daniel Thrasher ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh facts

    • @EmissaryofWind
      @EmissaryofWind 5 лет назад +20

      sick marxist analysis bro

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 5 лет назад +8

      To be fair don't you know anyone down on the ground who deserves a good pooping.

    • @slymmy6029
      @slymmy6029 5 лет назад +6

      A great musician commenting on a great musician's video.

    • @researchinbreeder
      @researchinbreeder 5 лет назад

      Oof, biting.

  • @jetfane7632
    @jetfane7632 3 года назад +3

    this is called "real music"

  • @tir3d_al1za
    @tir3d_al1za 2 года назад +1

    something about “the grass is always green but i just changed it” makes me emotional

  • @Mikyest
    @Mikyest 5 лет назад +284

    either bill has been doing drugs or he’s in a parallel universe

  • @floridaman3241
    @floridaman3241 5 лет назад +2991

    My guy is trapped in another universe and is trying to tell us all what it’s like

  • @Notmagickal
    @Notmagickal 3 года назад +3

    plot twist: he pissed on the grass to change the color

  • @Ironmantom-yw9ox
    @Ironmantom-yw9ox 3 года назад +3

    I like how this went from cheese moon to history of the universe I guess 2

  • @yossaghamiri209
    @yossaghamiri209 5 лет назад +874

    We could make a religion out of this.

  • @davidwallerstein3113
    @davidwallerstein3113 5 лет назад +1388

    The moon is pretty *cheap*

    • @ThisChannelIsLongGoneNDead
      @ThisChannelIsLongGoneNDead 5 лет назад +7

      "My dad owns this dealership" "he also owns the moon"

    • @truthful_liar13
      @truthful_liar13 5 лет назад +3

      David Wallerstein aaaaaaaaand.... end. Fml. Why is the moon cheap? *EXPLAIN YOURSELF VIDEO!*

    • @thomasturner6980
      @thomasturner6980 5 лет назад +2

      Uh I was just about to comment that

    • @davidwallerstein3113
      @davidwallerstein3113 5 лет назад +2

      @@thomasturner6980 Beat you to it :P

    • @thomasturner6980
      @thomasturner6980 5 лет назад +1

      @@davidwallerstein3113, oh don't worry, my revenge will be sweet

  • @pomatolo1238
    @pomatolo1238 3 года назад +2

    I hope nasa, spaceX, or BlueOrigin plays this when they colonate the moon

  • @mossy642
    @mossy642 3 года назад +2

    This might just be my mood right now.

  • @ravenhere1264
    @ravenhere1264 3 года назад +2410

    You could make a religion out of this.

  • @MexicanMartialArts
    @MexicanMartialArts 5 лет назад +1746

    This feels like some kind of propaganda.

  • @kashskitchen7178
    @kashskitchen7178 2 года назад +1

    i think "the tvs on the radio and the telphones on the stereo" that, that is very emotional

  • @abcretumeyou89
    @abcretumeyou89 2 года назад +1

    0:22 very good crossover from “maybe I can eat blades of grass”

  • @citrustangerine
    @citrustangerine 4 года назад +78

    Imagine this: You're from an alien civilisation, trying to study humans, but bill wurtz's videos are the only evidence we existed

    • @raymints9583
      @raymints9583 3 года назад +23

      So... The history of the entire world I guess will be very useful.

    • @jb35056
      @jb35056 3 года назад +3

      @@raymints9583 mhm

    • @jefferson745
      @jefferson745 3 года назад +3

      imagine that this is actually comprehendible to the aliens and they manage to get the message that humans communicate by singing and background music is natural.

    • @anelewashington1635
      @anelewashington1635 3 года назад

      His history video is pretty good

    • @yourlocalpyromaniac7271
      @yourlocalpyromaniac7271 3 года назад

      yikes

  • @Diego-dp1qp
    @Diego-dp1qp 5 лет назад +2691

    We could make a religion out of this

  • @sapphireknight8391
    @sapphireknight8391 3 года назад +2

    This is the most random lyrics ever, and it’s amazing

  • @epiclittlegamer2330
    @epiclittlegamer2330 3 года назад +4

    0:05 Australian moon moment*.

  • @Kumquat_Lord
    @Kumquat_Lord 5 лет назад +402

    See you on trending, bill

    • @andrewkovnat
      @andrewkovnat 5 лет назад +3

      Yusaku Maezawa needs to bring our savior Bill Wurtz with him around the Moon. We can make it happen, people.

    • @Jlipper
      @Jlipper 5 лет назад

      2 videos on trending.
      Cheers.

    • @emre30489
      @emre30489 5 лет назад

      Wow 130 likes in 4 minutes

    • @freecreditreport.combaby
      @freecreditreport.combaby 5 лет назад

      Kumquat Lord me too

  • @pattiskeeterson6566
    @pattiskeeterson6566 4 года назад +341

    Somehow, this is the only thing that makes sense anymore....

  • @AnneIglesias
    @AnneIglesias 2 года назад +1

    You know, I once had a dream where crawfish were protecting my half haunted mansion (half of it was haunted by some supernatural fungus and the other half was perfectly nice and livable) and I had to provide them with coconuts and blackberries daily or they would go on strike. Other than that, I went on to have a pretty normal life within the dream. It made me realize that this particular song could’ve made a very believable dream as well.

  • @THANNRBANANA
    @THANNRBANANA 2 года назад +3

    *It took RUclips 4 years to recommend this quality content to me*

  • @AJMerrick
    @AJMerrick 5 лет назад +9136

    You will never know why this got some many likes

    • @Alex-dj5xl
      @Alex-dj5xl 5 лет назад +244

      Yes, probably the only communication is good vids

    • @srbrant5391
      @srbrant5391 5 лет назад +325

      That...is disturbingly plausible...somehow.

    • @Alex-dj5xl
      @Alex-dj5xl 5 лет назад +129

      Maybe the history of the world was a sign of Knoledge of otherworldly entities(his perspective)

    • @josephstalin9294
      @josephstalin9294 5 лет назад +58

      Bill Wurtz? More like BILL CIPHER. Rip Alex Hirsch

    • @alovesupreme5015
      @alovesupreme5015 5 лет назад +5

      keep asking question

  • @PandaParade
    @PandaParade 5 лет назад +2649

    Ok this is gonna get really deep, but this is my analysis of the song.
    Its about how the moon is made of cheese.

    • @jessica9715
      @jessica9715 5 лет назад +47

      GENIUS ..
      HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE A NOVEL PEACE PRIZE????!!

    • @jakedillon1717
      @jakedillon1717 5 лет назад +29

      but he just cant taste it. truly fascinating analysis

    • @PandaParade
      @PandaParade 5 лет назад

      Spacehyper78 I don't even know

    • @PandaParade
      @PandaParade 5 лет назад +8

      Jake Dillon thank you, I am in fact a genius of the sciences and arts

    • @cherkasy6046
      @cherkasy6046 5 лет назад +13

      omfg i was so prepared for a 5 paragraph analysis to just pop out at me that caught me too off guard

  • @JQ3B94
    @JQ3B94 2 года назад +1

    Moon licker seems like some kind of slur for astronauts

  • @reignabovetheclouds5703
    @reignabovetheclouds5703 3 года назад +3

    0:27 can we just take a moment to appreciate how nice of a line this is

  • @DankMatter
    @DankMatter 5 лет назад +341

    I'll take off my helmet so I can lick the moon and go down in history books

  • @No.NotAgain
    @No.NotAgain 3 года назад +2

    0:36 and the leaves turn to a colorful shade of *T U R Q U O I S E*

  • @anonymous.4134
    @anonymous.4134 3 года назад +1

    Fun fact: There is a popular Hungarian song, which is called "Sajtból van a hold" which means "The Moon is made out of cheese"

  • @yukikanehira7774
    @yukikanehira7774 5 лет назад +990

    Drug addict: Bro drugs are great
    Bill: Hold my beer

    • @moonsoil701
      @moonsoil701 5 лет назад +3

      Nick Animates He drinks shciakeozkf
      Its so fucking high up there you cant comprehend it, so when you read it it just looks like a bunch of letters mixed up
      Hes on a whole other level from drugs

    • @sethdove8847
      @sethdove8847 5 лет назад +5

      He smokes alcohol and drinks drugs

    • @talentleesdorito9771
      @talentleesdorito9771 5 лет назад +2

      Im wondering what drugs bill takes when he makes this videos

  • @eshock753
    @eshock753 5 лет назад +2560

    I’m almost certain that bill wurtz never writes his music. He jut takes a hit of lsd and starts singing what’s on his mind

  • @ryancarroll1697
    @ryancarroll1697 Год назад +2

    I wish this was more than 1 verse. I need an extended version

    • @TaxeAndStuff
      @TaxeAndStuff Год назад

      still the best bill wurtz song imo

  • @anuradhaherath7925
    @anuradhaherath7925 3 года назад +1

    the moon is pretty cheap
    jeff bazos: yeah i can buy it

  • @cupofchaffee8875
    @cupofchaffee8875 5 лет назад +415

    Convinced that Bill is from another dimension/timeline and came to ours to give us his music, but we don't know it and can't decipher what the hell he's saying.

    • @laya8880
      @laya8880 5 лет назад +39

      Hey, you could make a religion out of this.

    • @erenkeskin221
      @erenkeskin221 5 лет назад +18

      Bill... Decipher... Another dimesion... You sure you aren't trying to imply anything?

    • @FunnyFany
      @FunnyFany 5 лет назад +5

      Time to dig through the Bill Wurtz lore in .5 A presses

    • @92jwiener
      @92jwiener 5 лет назад

      So in other words he's composing while high?

    • @MatthewSmart
      @MatthewSmart 5 лет назад

      @@FunnyFany An A press is an A press. You can't say it's only half.

  • @Simon-ir3in
    @Simon-ir3in 5 лет назад +230

    It seems like there’s an overarching story to his videos but I can’t tell what it is

    • @Cyclamenz
      @Cyclamenz 5 лет назад +9

      I have a theory that we are simply watching a brilliant composer's descent into madness.

    • @Corredor1230
      @Corredor1230 5 лет назад

      From what I've gathered most of his videos are about not belonging, being different, that kind of thing.
      They're mostly about thinking differently and ways to exploit it creatively. I like to think of them even as creativity tutorials if such a thing is even possible. The kinda thing that shows you that ideas have no boundaries and obey no one.

  • @tapwater4425
    @tapwater4425 2 года назад +2

    I don’t know what universe bill lives in, but I wanna live there.

  • @wafflesthearttoad6916
    @wafflesthearttoad6916 3 года назад +1

    This may have unconsciously influenced one of my dumb conversations at lunch

  • @louim9299
    @louim9299 4 года назад +376

    My teacher asked us what was the deep meaning of this.

    • @B0rgerX_
      @B0rgerX_ 3 года назад +4

      @Dylan Uzelac not anymore there's 87

    • @JoshyAbada
      @JoshyAbada 3 года назад +3

      There is *n one*

    • @edgewastaken2432
      @edgewastaken2432 3 года назад +2

      @@B0rgerX_ *153

    • @randomperson1592
      @randomperson1592 3 года назад +2

      @@edgewastaken2432 *158

    • @mememachine3963
      @mememachine3963 3 года назад +9

      The meaning is weed. He just dropped every hallucinogen before recording

  • @s.petrikov
    @s.petrikov 5 лет назад +3638

    How to write a bull wurtz song
    Step 1: copy the lyrics of a Katy Perry song
    Step 2: translate them to japanese on Google translate
    Step 3: translate it back

  • @leahbennett6358
    @leahbennett6358 3 года назад +2

    This is what they don't teach you in science

  • @tee-sam-ee-red
    @tee-sam-ee-red 2 года назад +5

    I’m so used to bill wurtz’s music that I didn’t even bat an eye when he said “the birds are made of trees” I just accepted it as fact

  • @dacoconutnut9503
    @dacoconutnut9503 5 лет назад +1015

    You can't taste the moon
    But you can *TASTE THE SUN*

  • @kristinw3633
    @kristinw3633 5 лет назад +379

    Ah yes, the lovely turquoise fall leaves

    • @spookywafflecat5508
      @spookywafflecat5508 5 лет назад +4

      kristin wallack that would actually be pretty. i think. idk i love turquoise and hate orange and yellow

    • @kayra5763
      @kayra5763 5 лет назад +1

      kristin wallack its common knowledge

    • @kristinw3633
      @kristinw3633 5 лет назад

      Lord Wafflecat I agreeee

  • @certifieduser7667
    @certifieduser7667 3 года назад +4

    I got a cheese ad on this vid

  • @biberrypie
    @biberrypie 2 года назад +1

    The way everybody on RUclips could bond over his music

  • @kimishou
    @kimishou 5 лет назад +343

    Bill we all know that the birds ride economy.

    • @eruptingcatsinhabit5325
      @eruptingcatsinhabit5325 5 лет назад +12

      EXCUSE ME?! I HAPPEN TO BE THE BIRDS AGENT AND I MAKE SURE THEY ALL RIDE FIRST CLASS!!

    • @TheCapelessCrusader
      @TheCapelessCrusader 4 года назад +6

      You must be unaware that the birds work for the bourgeoisie.

    • @villiatheotter2757
      @villiatheotter2757 4 года назад +2

      Erupting cats inhabit I thought they got a private jet

    • @dylansickinger545
      @dylansickinger545 4 года назад +1

      Birds can't afford economy. They get taped to the wings of the plane.