Joke Boat is Back! Who's the best comedian? Mike vs Andy vs Luke vs Ellen (Challenge of the Week)

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  • Опубликовано: 30 янв 2025

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  • @Haru2609
    @Haru2609 3 года назад +157

    "Who ordered baby? This baby can't go back to the kitchen". This made me laugh a lot XD

    • @AlmightyPolarBear
      @AlmightyPolarBear 3 года назад +3

      It was Andy himself. He is jealous of not being a Dad like the other guys.

  • @Sophie-mq1eo
    @Sophie-mq1eo 3 года назад +65

    I'm pretty sure "Who ordered baby?" is what my cat is asking every time she climbs onto my chest and meows for attention

  • @AngelBeatYunara
    @AngelBeatYunara 3 года назад +149

    Stream starts at 0:26!

  • @broccoli896
    @broccoli896 3 года назад +85

    "Call Me Emotion" is Carly Rae Jepsen Fan Mike making an appearance again, possibly requesting a mash up

  • @yyrael
    @yyrael 3 года назад +57

    Joke Boat streams are so wholesome. They always make sure to applaud each other's jokes even when they bomb.

  • @creativedesignation7880
    @creativedesignation7880 3 года назад +48

    Oh my god, Luke actually did it! I commented in one of the streams on his own channel about a year ago that he should get a blue screen for that Dob eyeshadow and he said that was a good idea! I'm just gonne act like that finally happening had anything to do with me and feel vindicated! :D

  • @djcsdy2
    @djcsdy2 3 года назад +57

    My grandma said the best thing about FLAT EARTHERS is they've gone completely over the edge

    • @claydavis4742
      @claydavis4742 5 месяцев назад +1

      That is terrible

    • @djcsdy2
      @djcsdy2 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@claydavis4742 thank you so much

  • @scottlil01
    @scottlil01 3 года назад +120

    So Jane is only a little beeper, but Ellen is an actual beeper?

    • @Brasc
      @Brasc 3 года назад +7

      Ironic.

    • @akatoshslayer7599
      @akatoshslayer7599 3 года назад +17

      That joke works like Napoleon: complex.

    • @gothmissstress
      @gothmissstress 3 года назад +3

      @@akatoshslayer7599 brilliant joke this one

  • @rivierakid63087
    @rivierakid63087 3 года назад +77

    Never thought we'd have a Wet Meta but here we are

  • @jadelion3979
    @jadelion3979 3 года назад +226

    I couldn't believe when Jane hacked Andy's phone. She always finds away of getting our votes

  • @catoninetales
    @catoninetales 3 года назад +25

    1:05:43 I was making dinner and Luke just EXPLODED and I was like, "Oh my God, what happened?? Surely something unforgivably awful to make Luke so outraged!"

  • @norablanche
    @norablanche 3 года назад +51

    I'll never look at popsicles the same after this.....

  • @Brasc
    @Brasc 3 года назад +53

    Have you considered putting these Jackbox streams into a playlist?

  • @nickkowal619
    @nickkowal619 2 года назад +14

    Mike is either unbelievably filthy or incredibly wholesome and there is no in between

  • @MrUkraider
    @MrUkraider 3 года назад +10

    Always love it when you do streams like these, so revealing about your personality's and things like that. Also this is very entertaining and funny in equal measure. Good efforts and joking all round

  • @TheWindii
    @TheWindii 3 года назад +35

    39:10 has to be the best part of this stream.

    • @oriolgonzalez9328
      @oriolgonzalez9328 3 года назад +3

      I was gonna wait until they make it an OxShorts, but then I realized I could do it myself

    • @VonBlade
      @VonBlade 3 года назад +13

      I don't know what I love more, Ellen losing it for at least the next minute; Andy having to follow that; Luke desperately trying to compose himself, or Mike sitting with folded arms like it's absolutely nothing. You know that gif of the guy standing whilst his mates around him go into full air-horn mic drop mode? It's like that.

    • @RepKyle95
      @RepKyle95 3 года назад +2

      @@VonBlade Mike is the absolute MASTER of playing it cool in these types of scenarios, and it makes me like him that much more

  • @BionicKestrel
    @BionicKestrel 3 года назад +15

    My doctor says I have a case of the Popsicles, because I keep my father in the freezer.

  • @insainraven9875
    @insainraven9875 3 года назад +17

    The joke snipe an hour in made me laugh so hard I almost crashed my car

  • @Jonathon_Hennessey
    @Jonathon_Hennessey 3 года назад +45

    I call my bedroom the bank, It's where all my deposits get made.

    • @goober7535
      @goober7535 3 года назад +6

      ....bedroom?
      Ew.

    • @awkwarddante
      @awkwarddante 3 года назад +2

      I feel like that's a setup for a lewd film.

    • @NemoSciunt
      @NemoSciunt 3 года назад

      Does it come with a hole in the wall? Self-service?

    • @Corpseplower
      @Corpseplower 3 года назад +1

      @@NemoSciunt There's a reason why Jonathon Hennessey has more socks than any other article of clothing.

  • @jocosesonata
    @jocosesonata 3 года назад +10

    17:45 - No one was prepared for the Westaway ASMR.

    • @MepsiPaxBerri
      @MepsiPaxBerri 3 года назад +4

      Ellen taking her headphones was golden 😂

    • @jocosesonata
      @jocosesonata 3 года назад +5

      The WestaWhisper is simply too much, and the dialogue did not help one bit.

    • @fgfh10004
      @fgfh10004 3 года назад +2

      Things were felt.

    • @jocosesonata
      @jocosesonata 3 года назад +2

      @@fgfh10004
      It is yet to be determined if we want more of it or less.

  • @angstbringer2992
    @angstbringer2992 3 года назад +20

    I'm crying right now because remember when everyone was shocked and appalled at Jane's "paint your taint"? Then the wet meta happened.

    • @angstbringer2992
      @angstbringer2992 3 года назад +5

      @@evan5140 the one where they played Jackbox's Patently Stupid, if I remember correctly

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman 2 месяца назад +1

      To be fair, that 'paint your taint' one came right out of left field

  • @SapphireDragon357
    @SapphireDragon357 3 года назад +20

    A bunch of RABBITS walk into a bar. The bartender says "Great, my delivery! I was almost out of hops!"

  • @thisisodsmith
    @thisisodsmith 3 года назад +33

    Surely the Holy Grail Challenge is cutting down the mightiest tree in this wood with...A HERRING

    • @joaopinto2747
      @joaopinto2747 3 года назад +1

      If only they had chosen that!

    • @Amaranthyne
      @Amaranthyne 3 года назад

      This holy grail reference made you instantly attractive to me. Now I am questioning whether my love of Monty Python is a tad excessive 😅

  • @The_Rising_Ape
    @The_Rising_Ape 3 года назад +54

    My love life is like Elon Musk: battery powered.
    Was so waiting for Ellen to say that :p

    • @nightmarethrenody8232
      @nightmarethrenody8232 3 года назад +6

      My love life is like Elon Musk: constantly wasting money on vanity projects

    • @colepaschall6019
      @colepaschall6019 3 года назад +3

      My love life is like Elon Musk: I'm invested in stocks and bonds.

    • @sigmacorvid1003
      @sigmacorvid1003 3 года назад

      Came here to comment this

  • @WorldWearyAngel
    @WorldWearyAngel 3 года назад +15

    Andy pulled out the nuclear option...The Jane Meta XD

  • @pctech714
    @pctech714 3 года назад +7

    I really wish I'd been able to see this live! I took today off (it's my birthday! #52 wooh!) and I get to catch live shows very rarely since I live in the US. Glad I can still watch all of you lovely people in VOD, though. Maybe live next year for #53?

  • @EngineerWhen
    @EngineerWhen 3 года назад +27

    My love life is like John Cena: you can't see it.

    • @jvanyai
      @jvanyai 3 года назад +4

      My love life is like John Cena: all about the five knuckle shuffle.

  • @Highcoleture
    @Highcoleture 3 года назад +146

    My love life is like Elon Musk: Completely devoid of honest human emotion.

    • @nightmarethrenody8232
      @nightmarethrenody8232 3 года назад +18

      My love life is like Elon Musk: greatly upsetting to my employees.

    • @creativedesignation7880
      @creativedesignation7880 3 года назад +8

      Could be much worse. It could be like Jeff Bezos: Responsible for a lot of bottles filled with urine.

  • @veraeroes
    @veraeroes 3 года назад +7

    I was feeling down today, but getting back from work and watching this really cheered me up ❤️

  • @rogueintellect
    @rogueintellect 3 года назад +8

    1:17:17 Luke: "My only regret is..."
    Don't you mean lamb-ent?

  • @thurkelofwarwick926
    @thurkelofwarwick926 3 года назад +15

    The captain's joke about being shot in a butt with a flare gun is all too real for English football fans.

  • @rcb5432
    @rcb5432 3 года назад +28

    The only way to improve Luke's wetness joke: add "...you know what I mean?" to the end of it.

  • @kaniamia
    @kaniamia 3 года назад +21

    Ellen is the master of puns and double-meaning. “I need space” and “Napoleon complex” were hands down my two favourite jokes of this stream!

  • @thepopeofatheism
    @thepopeofatheism 3 года назад +30

    My love life is like Elon Musk: no unions

  • @triangulan
    @triangulan 3 года назад +4

    That delivery on the scooters joke... marvelous!

  • @MichaelSmith-hf2qp
    @MichaelSmith-hf2qp 3 года назад +4

    Man, Andy's catch phrase keeps reminding me of the line in the Snowpiercer. "I know babies taste best."

  • @hiatusinc
    @hiatusinc 3 года назад +1

    i just realised the folks of xboxtra have such an ideal job - play games, be funny, be loved, get paid and also take regular breaks, holidays. i'm a doctor and have been working 6 days a week for 3 years without a break - am so burnt out i'm suicidal and am unable to maintain any social connections. at least i have you guys

  • @tyrannicpuppy
    @tyrannicpuppy 3 года назад +14

    How did no one go for the pop culture one?
    My love life is like Napoleon: Dynamite.

    • @tevildo9383
      @tevildo9383 3 года назад +2

      For the Napoleon love life jokes, all I could think of was when Jordan Peterson renamed “Napoleon complex” to “shortfucker syndrome.”

  • @Fleur9999
    @Fleur9999 2 года назад +1

    Every once in a while I revisit this video, because I cannot get “y’all like my crushed ICE” out of my head.

  • @jamma.77
    @jamma.77 3 года назад +12

    Not gonna lie, when Ellen burst out laughing and said she'd had two perfect jokes handed to her, I was expecting absolute filth, but we got what my brain termed "comedy humour" because it didn't get much sleep last night. I think it was aiming for "quality humour" - either way, good job, Ellen!

  • @thenightingale699
    @thenightingale699 3 года назад +7

    The joke boat streams sure did help me reaffirm my love of steel drums ahh so good

  • @Umbra451
    @Umbra451 3 года назад +38

    I just want to say that that C++ joke was top notch

    • @CrimBlack
      @CrimBlack 3 года назад +3

      I caught a sea bass! No, wait- it's at least a C+!

  • @ABabyTortoise
    @ABabyTortoise 3 года назад +31

    The big question is....when are we going to get a Chiodini/Dicebreaker/Eurogamer crossover for the next Joke Boat stream?

    • @Corpseplower
      @Corpseplower 3 года назад +1

      There's only a max of 8 players for Joke Boat. If you include Johnny, that'd be 9 people if you group 2 per other channel. Unless you pick one person from the others to sit it out so Johnny could join.

  • @MrMBinder
    @MrMBinder 3 года назад +5

    To any time travelers reading:
    I think the timeline splits right around 39:14

  • @starscreamsniper926
    @starscreamsniper926 3 года назад +6

    There is an hour and a half with four of my favorite RUclipsrs telling jokes. Life is good.

  • @theomnitorium7476
    @theomnitorium7476 3 года назад +37

    I guess we'll never find out whose magma that was...

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman 3 года назад +5

      But what about that crushed ice, though?

    • @RepKyle95
      @RepKyle95 3 года назад +2

      1 like = 1 magma

  • @PanicMerchant
    @PanicMerchant 3 года назад +8

    I really want an oxbox after dark stream where they can just let loose

  • @2rare2die100
    @2rare2die100 3 года назад +4

    I call my bedroom the bank, because I’m always having to make quick withdrawals….

  • @973daydreamer
    @973daydreamer 3 года назад +5

    I feel like I've learnt something about Luke today. Well I guess at least I know what to do to become his friend 🤣

  • @justafan7472
    @justafan7472 3 года назад +6

    Being Canadian I have to say, I have never seen anyone put ketchup on steak. Even when I have visited the states. Usually barbecue sauce is staple in that situation. Now which type really is a preference. However being Canadian we do have HP sauce and I love it, but for me it's used for breakfast. Bacon, eggs and sausage with some HP....that's a happy morning.

    • @rcb5432
      @rcb5432 3 года назад +1

      I'm from the U.S. and I've never seen people putting ketchup or barbecue sauce on steak

    • @ajcrawly
      @ajcrawly 3 года назад +1

      I'm from the U.S. I've seen ketchup, bbq, or steak sauce all used on steak. Steak when overcooked (aka well-done) needs all the help it can get. Lol.

    • @michaelpirrone
      @michaelpirrone 3 года назад

      A little salt and melted butter is literally all a steak needs.

    • @rcb5432
      @rcb5432 3 года назад

      @@michaelpirrone if you're grilling a strip steak, try using salt, pepper, worchester sauce, and garlic powder

  • @naughtycicero1460
    @naughtycicero1460 3 года назад +4

    I can’t believe this Joke Boat battle doesn’t have our little beeper (Jane). But thankfully Ellen’s keeping the beeper dream alive.

  • @tylerh6869
    @tylerh6869 3 года назад +7

    Oh gosh Luke's been an ABSOLUTE MADLAD with his blue humor since he's been back, is this what fatherhood does to a man??
    Edit: Also, why is this where the humor goes whenever Jane isnt here lol

    • @awmperry
      @awmperry 3 года назад +3

      A while ago now, but yes. Toilet humour in particular becomes a survival necessity when there are overflowing nappies to change.
      (As for blue humour, I never used to make mucky jokes until I spent a year living with my wife’s family - and my mother-in-law’s sense of humour is absolutely filthy.)

  •  3 года назад +4

    Somebody once told me that Shrek is 20 years old.

    • @dallydaydream
      @dallydaydream 3 года назад +2

      I don't remember that line from All-Star

  • @metasteelgaming4373
    @metasteelgaming4373 3 года назад +3

    Luke: There's a blue line, and I've crossed that blue line.
    I gotcha Luke. New dad represent!

  • @jodinsan
    @jodinsan 3 года назад +4

    See the problem is, everyone forgot the "Cook hot meat" meta.

  • @nickbarthram1112
    @nickbarthram1112 3 года назад +1

    How many books does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but they'll make three movies out of it.

  • @mar_speedman
    @mar_speedman 3 года назад +1

    The best thing about Andy using the Jane meta is that Jane isn't even here but it worked anyway XD

  • @jedihorjus
    @jedihorjus 3 года назад +17

    I just started watching, I sure hope someone mentioned that their room code was the name of a mysterious temple to an unknown deity that can be found in a Dwemer ruin in Skyrim.

    • @BogeyTheBear
      @BogeyTheBear 3 года назад +5

      Deep within the Dwemer city of Asdf.

  • @crazycraig6656
    @crazycraig6656 3 года назад +9

    I missed it live but love listening while cleaning

  • @TransGuyShane
    @TransGuyShane 3 года назад +8

    I really appreciate everything being read out ♡
    Thank you

  • @ApesWithEgos
    @ApesWithEgos 3 года назад +2

    Didn't hear the "It's Wednesday and you know what that means..." But spied that Brody tee.
    Yeah, yeah, yeah...

  • @Terenceferguson
    @Terenceferguson 3 года назад +1

    They call my bedroom the bank as I very rarely get to leave a deposit.

  • @Icam_here
    @Icam_here 3 года назад +3

    great stream, Andy working in the Jane meta, Ellen sure is popular in Australia, Luke delivery with that last joke made it so perfect and it's ironic that Mike had the balls to go for that one joke given how it turned out

  • @domihase8148
    @domihase8148 2 года назад +1

    Holy shit, Luke smashed the last joke of the stream. I was in tears. 😂😂

  • @Speilbilde
    @Speilbilde Год назад

    In a stream full of good jokes, nothing made me laugh quite as hard as "i thought puzzles were supposed to be AAAAAHHH"

  • @goofyfurball7311
    @goofyfurball7311 3 года назад +3

    By random chance, I just watched the 2014 oxmas challenges where Mike's first challenge was the testicle explosion....
    Also I believe those challenges involved the birth of Chauncey Mikquetoast.

  • @amayaakane7216
    @amayaakane7216 3 года назад +1

    Anyone else get some serious Carly Rae Jepson vibes from Mike’s catchphrase? Like they smooshed Emotion and Call Me Maybe into one line and it is quintessential CRJ?

  • @Kyuubi00
    @Kyuubi00 3 года назад +5

    The more luke tries to explain himself the funnier it gets

  • @Manxsee
    @Manxsee 3 года назад +1

    These guys are honestly hilarious!

  • @ZigArrok55
    @ZigArrok55 3 года назад

    Pong was indeed in arcade form. I remember playing it in my Aunt Linda's garage when we had the family Christmas gathering at her home.

  • @AchtungBeccaC
    @AchtungBeccaC 3 года назад +2

    Oh, I missed Luke in these. And now with bonus Diaper “Humor.” A delight as always, even if I had to watch not live (stupid going back to the office).

  • @milspecrider
    @milspecrider 3 года назад +6

    Why aren’t suspenders called verti-belts?

  • @melvinkachere8782
    @melvinkachere8782 2 года назад +1

    24:27 for Crude Westaway

  • @BrickFleetwood
    @BrickFleetwood 3 года назад +3

    I fell asleep whenever I tried to count many sheep it took to screw in the lightbulb.

  • @triangulan
    @triangulan 3 года назад +3

    Singular point was... bizarre. Like, why was it Godzilla themed. Like they had one idea and went "You know how to make this make even less sense? Put Godzilla in it!"
    I enjoyed it regardless, but it was odd.

  • @noirakita428
    @noirakita428 3 года назад

    Watching this with my parents, they are loving it!

  • @locktock9
    @locktock9 3 года назад +2

    I spotted how the Parrots feet are clipping through that railing and now its bothered me the whole stream XD

  • @agentorangecb1
    @agentorangecb1 3 года назад +1

    Great jokes all round. Popsicle is legendary

  • @wyldride
    @wyldride Год назад

    I would think the key to a store that only sells marching bands joke would involve a reference to the Music Man. Perhaps something like, "... Currently our inventory only contains 76 trombones." I'm sure a much funnier option is available.

  • @awmperry
    @awmperry 2 года назад +1

    I really enjoy the Joke Boat streams, but as someone working in the maritime industry I have to point out that the Sea Minus is a SOLAS nightmare. One lifeboat? One life preserver? A comic jam to compete for the one chance at survival?

  • @eddieknowsbest
    @eddieknowsbest 2 года назад

    M+amp; prompt is probably someone having entered m&ms into the topics

  • @Kinvarus1
    @Kinvarus1 2 года назад

    My love life is like John Cena, it envolves a lot of five knuckle shuffling.

  • @dubblbarrlbuttrscotch7011
    @dubblbarrlbuttrscotch7011 3 года назад +2

    Also, HEY! WHO ORDERED THIS BABY?

  • @TheRedAvenger100
    @TheRedAvenger100 3 года назад +1

    Can we please have the Popsicle joke and Luke trying to explain his wet joke but making it much worse as Oxshorts, please? 😂😂😂

  • @DrakeAurum
    @DrakeAurum 3 года назад +6

    1:01:00 So what I'm getting from this is that Andy's testicles are revolting.

  • @bryangibbs7191
    @bryangibbs7191 3 года назад

    The only thing about these Wednesday livestreams, they occur at the same time as my mom's far too frequent medical appointments

  • @NathanWeeks
    @NathanWeeks 3 года назад +2

    Jokes are always funniest when they require lengthy explanations.

    • @vacuumdiagram
      @vacuumdiagram 3 года назад +1

      That comment is factually accurate, which made it funnier.

  • @GriffinWolf
    @GriffinWolf 3 года назад +20

    While I always enjoy the jackbox hilarity, when are we going to see more Among Us??

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman 3 года назад +1

      Yaaaas

    • @DevilboyScooby
      @DevilboyScooby 3 года назад

      Probably not until there's a new map 😕

    • @RepKyle95
      @RepKyle95 2 года назад

      @@DevilboyScooby amogus has been dead for a while. I don't think we're ever gonna see another amogus stream lol

  • @tomodaphne
    @tomodaphne 8 месяцев назад

    34:35 I came up with a better punchline: "You can't see it."

  • @appull
    @appull 3 года назад

    Stream starts 0:27

  • @jodinsan
    @jodinsan 3 года назад

    I know he's not a member of OxBoxTra but I think it would be fun if you guys invited Johnny for a guest appearance on the Joke Boat.

  • @hariodinio
    @hariodinio 3 года назад +1

    Lukes diaper wetness joke was actually pretty funny.

  • @BogeyTheBear
    @BogeyTheBear 3 года назад

    1:04:14 Or seen the final episode of _Life on Mars._

  • @BKPrice
    @BKPrice Год назад

    My love life is like Napoleon: short and in a phone booth.

  • @Hessarian
    @Hessarian 3 года назад +2

    “Did you get a c++?”
    “Toot toot we gotta scoot”
    Liked just for that alone haha

  • @nutsymcgregor
    @nutsymcgregor 3 года назад

    I don’t know why but Andy’s Coney Island joke might have been my favorite.

  • @BrickFleetwood
    @BrickFleetwood 3 года назад +1

    True fact, Mozart used to be Mozavantgarde.

  • @smilerat8070
    @smilerat8070 2 года назад +1

    Ellen’s C++ joke actually made me joke on my cereal bar…

  • @CJVale
    @CJVale 3 года назад +9

    That C++ joke was very Sharp of Ellen

  • @auri5226
    @auri5226 3 года назад +2

    I call my bedroom the BANK because it's where I make all of my deposits.