These Shenhe & Xiao rolls ruined my marriage
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- Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025
- Shenhe. Yunjin. Xiao. Good luck on your rolls!
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GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE ROLLING DURING PATCH 2.4 PHASE 1. MAY YOU WIN ALL YOUR 50/50S!!!
TOO LATE ATSU I ALREADY HAVE C1 MONA
I GOT YUNJIN :D
THANK YOU SIR
ty atsu< 3
I got Yun Jin in one pull :O
Tips for F2P players:
Step 1: Lie down
Step 2: Try not to cry
Step 3: Cry a lot
thanks for the advice i just got qiqi
@@A_Person1237 I got qiqi too ;-;
I got xiao but im still gonna cry bc I can't get shenhe-
I got shenhe weapon instead of xiaos for my hu tao 😔 4th time in a row maybe ganyu will have better luck
Bruh i have 143 pity and 79 pulls
Atsu: "I love you"
Nekko after atsu failed to get xiao: "thanks."
A: "i love u. Pls say it back"
N: "thanks."
Spoiler
@@Wrath_vfx u cant be serious
no nekko is like ur request has been accepted
So basically, Neko blesses Atsu's summons while Atsu curses hers.
I feel bad for her
@@satoruneko5335 Me too, but Nekko has the super power of the " slap like a hammer" ult. skill. ( Check "permission to swipe" video to see it). :D
True
yes
@@satoruneko5335 same here, it might be in a joking manner but after you break up with such people you understand how this constant underwhelming jokes ruin your mood and self esteem on a constant basis
Neko walking out of the room with her chair 💀💀💀 rest in pieces Atsu
Good thing the spear's called Calamity Queller because Atsu's going to need it
HELPSJDJSN
LMFAOOOOOO
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Atsu and Neko are literally the cutest thing ever
RIGHT
i’m saving for kazuha. i wanted xiao badly but i decided a couple days ago that i wanted kazuha more so i said i wouldn’t pull during 2.4. but then i woke up today and i did xiao’s and shenhe’s trial thingies. after that, i found myself wanting both. my broke f2p self is crying in a corner now.
@@sarahebrahem7162 I like Shenhe's style plus I'm Eula main. Luckily I won my 50/50 earlier with my broke F2P freemogems. I replaced Rosaria with Shenhe :V
Well Xiao C0 is not unusable, you can replace zhongli for diona and use jean as a plus
kazuha would be the best option bc on the elemental mastery (and bc he's fun to play with) good luck!
I have zero built shielders at AR 57. I use my Xiao in the Abyss constantly. You just need one well built Bennett, Diona, Jean etc. Any healer works with Xiao, it's really not as big a deal as everyone is making it out to be. I'm saving for Kazuha too, but I'm going for Ganyu as well. So it should be doable as long as you win your 50-50 on one of them. This patch gives enough primos to get you a five star, plus the 3 weeks Kazu will be out will give you even more primos + if he's on the second half (which he most likely is) it'll give you even more wishes. Don't lose hope!?
@@sarahebrahem7162 xiao is viable even at c0, it truly depends how much you’ve invested in him :)!
Im not pulling for xiao or shene, but good luck to all who are! Im staying loyal and waiting for zhongli.
I actually wanted chongyun. I got xiao and chongyun so now, back to farming for Zhongli
@@agent6bell ...you could’ve gotten a free chongyun in the lantern rite event....
Nekko's face during the intro...priceless KEKW
Atsu - I love you!
Nekko - Thanks
I'm dying 🤣
Nekopii: literally gets nothing
Atsu: gets shenhe's weapon quickly and flex on her
Nekopii: I might just leave first
Shenhe ruins my marriage LMAO💀😂
When I saw the wheels of Nekko's chair, a part of me was thinking she would use it to hit Atsu
part of me was wishing she would use it to hit atsu :)
@@windymilktea ^^^
Imagine dropping 20$ a roll and just getting a flute twice in a row. Sunglasses just to hide the pain.
I love how Atsu‘s wife was like “Why am I even here ?“ After he said that he is wishing for Shene
Zhongli was why Atsu started genshin and while I didnt have any reason to, what motivated me was Xiao. I cant believe even now. All that hype and anticipation... Good times.
I started back in 1.3 on his original banner.
Nearly 11 months of waiting for him to come back, and I have him. Finally. I technically don't have to pull for a single character again. :,)
I got Shenhe on my first 10 pull after getting Arataki Itto. My year has started well!
That was me but with Hu Tao after getting Tartaglia
i wished for xiao on my new account, 60 pity, 50-50. i did a stupid ritual (icb i did that fr but i really want to win lololol) i removed everyone in my party except the traveller and cooked 4 almond tofus on wangshu inn (supposedly 5 since he's a 5 star but i ran out of ingredients hehe) and wished on the top floor of the inn where we met him on the archon quest.
after 16 wishes, im a xiao main on my new account now :D bought the blackcliff pole for him immediately, despite getting lithic spear since my party consists of mondstadters.
goodluck to everyone pulling for shenhe and xiao! hope yall win the 50-50 as well!
Im dead I did almost the exact same ritual LMAO
uuuggh i have his weapon but i’m a lazy beginner f2p (i basically kinda quit genshin) so i cant rlly pull for him but imma try
update: i got chongyun. (hes good tho)
ay i got.. qiqi.. then i pulled in standard banner... i got qiqi again... but at least i got yun jin.
im not that lucky i lost my 50/50 to keqing… ): im so sad TT
@@ven3987 dont give up! you will get him soon :) good luck ^^
Ahahaha I did the same but made some satisfying salad as well. 69 pity 50/50
To be fair, having your first multi to be Qiqi isnt so bad, especially with fresh pity. Basically you get cheap guarantee banner 5*
He scams his own wife with his smooth-talking during those pulls, LMAOOOO
i like how atsu is full of hopium where he believes every multi is a double when its highly rare
Inhaling copium everyday while pulling can do that to you
“-in the next multi”
she’s becoming atsu guys
After winning my 50/50 with a Eula constellation, Shenhe had me working hard and came home at 77 pulls. Won my second 50/50 ever and I couldn't be happier! I wish everyone the best on all future wishing to ring in the new year!
Have been waiting forever for the next episode of Atsu and Nekko adventures!! And it was worth the wait what an epic comedic series!!😂😂🤣!! And despite this all I could think of is, "Damn this guy knows how beautiful his chat are in reality"😂 Kap!!
Guess who's sleeping on the couch tonight
Neko leaving and Atsu will be watching through shenhe's hip window
Atsu: I love you neko
Also atsu: thank you for your sacrifice neko
“i love you”
“thanks”
iconic
Well someone's sleeping on the couch tonight
crazy asian man sacrifices his wife to get lucky on famous gacha game "Genshin Impact"
“And this Atsu Junior is why your mother and I sleep in separate bedrooms”
Neko, never let this guy touch your account again. He's fishy... he's got sticky fingers for other's luck
AsianGuyStream I used your naughty corner today and got myself a diluc then a really early xiao 3 10 pulls later so hyped to build these characters bc I really wanted Diluc and Xiao
Lost the 50/50...
But i literally have 5 bow billet and 3 godly Wanderers troupe pieces, I think God has told me to get Ganyu
God has told you to main diona
Yae wanters, let's keep our minds focused. Let go of the temptation of pulling. We can do this.
yaay congrats atsu and nekko I hope u get xiao still or any character you want
I love how he tries to find every excuse possible
Chongnephew really likes you 😂
I thought Nekko was going to hit you with the chair when she got up LOLOLOLOLOL
seeing Shenhe’s past and character in the story made me want to pull for her so bad….. but i must pull through for ganyu 🙏
I choked on my biscuits when Nekko slammed the door I can't HAHAHHA
Pov:You got yunjin on your first 10 pull
"U got her weapon she'll come home!!!"
*gets chongyun *
"Babe that's not yunjin"
HOW DARE YOU CALL MY BABY A GREMLIN
4:56 "THE SHORT ANGRY GREMLIN"
LMAOOAOAO
"thank you for the sacrifice" I'd punch him 😂😂😂😂
We got ourselves...the flute. My dude pulled a hat trick
neko's silence says it all after seeing atsu getting an early 5* weapon 😂😂😂,i wonder what happened nxt 😂😂😂
Sometimes, I sit down and wonder why my Xiao has red hair, is from Mondstadt, and is tall.
SAMEE
@@shanabnt aha, my only purpose for him was to kill Timmy’s pigeons. Time to become F2P (forced to pay)
my dumbass thought ganyu, zhongli, xiao, and shenhe would come out at the same time
I got so disappointed when ganyu wasn’t out it was unbelievable
Me too… 😟
But ig the leaks were right on insta
Edit: which I didn’t believe or ever wanna believe cus like wtf
@@stxrs3073 there ain’t no way I’m getting ganyu now since xiao ruined my pity 😢
@@wompuuu ohhh well ): that’s fine and you can’t give up!
THE WAY SHE JUST GOT UP AND LEFT LMAO
I was on 11 pity from albedo, had 90 pulls then lost my 50/50 to qiqi on 60, THEN FOR THE FIRST TIME I GOT XIAO AFTER IN THE SAME TEN PULL THREE PULLS AFTER AHHHH IM SO HAPPY
Lmaoo Nekko's side eyes are everything xD
I did my first 10 pull and I got Shenhe!! I was so happy I got her and I was trying to build my pity from ittos banner too, I'm glad I didn't lose 50/50 😭
I was trying to get her weapon but I got the skyward atlas and Xiao's weapon and they were back to back 😂
I wanted xiao weapon but got shenhe's weapon😆
Congrats on your Shenhe :D
@@hi-xe5kc good news is, that weapon might give you the freedom to use er sands :)) just the subs tho ~
@Lecia W samee though my luck is better than normal this year but never got so lucky before it feels like a curse at this point
Nobody escapes Atsu's scam, even her wife 🤣
Alternate title: Atsu spoonfeeds neko for 15 mins
As soon as Atsu got Calamity Queller, Neko was like “i’m out” and was outta there so fast lol
The look she give him when he said qiqi!! BAHAHHAHAHA
I’m just saying, your wife is why I’m still living. She’s wonderful
LOL "then why'd you call me here?!!!"
Nekko became Atsu's sacrificial lamb
Why did I think you were a college student and thought "your marriage" was for meme purposes LMAOOO
Nekko was not stepping on top the naughty corner
"Thank you for ur sacrifice" 😂😂
"Thank you for your sacrifice" 🤣
Not her taking the chair 💀🤣🤣🤣
I read the title, clicked on the video and only thought of 2 possible outcomes. Either he spent so much money, he had none left for food, bills or rent. Or he got Shenhe so fast that his wife thought he was cheating on her with Shenhe.
looks like youre sleeping on the couch for the rest of the week Atsu XD
Nekko Queen of classy trolling. EPIC! PS: Atsu get a hot water bottle, is chilly to sleep in the bathtub. XD XD
yo, that was pretty hilarious, but I hope YOU GUYS ARE OK lmao
U guys r so cute together. May both of u get all the happiness in your relationship.🙂
Good luck on fixing your marriage Atsu!
Atsu is sleeping on the couch today LOL
I got Mona and shenhe at the same time. Probably my luckiest pull
i love nekko so much omg shes so funny for no reason 😭
Expectations: Atsu
Reality: Nekkopii
For a split second, I thought she was picking up her chair to throw it at you 😳😳😳
Neko was like bye.......LOL
Just for that ahh ahh ahh with the doffy glasses ill sub
"in the next multi" nekkopi and atsu very alike but nekko dont lie lmao
I admire neko's patience 😂
9:07 THEIR LAUGH IS THE SAME, PERFECT COUPLE 😭
LOL, that title, we're that shameless haha. Good video tho
I’m not gonna be rolling on any of the 2.4 banners (waiting for ayaya rerun) but i wish everyone luck with their 2.4 rolls!
The intro made me stay hahahah
I lost the 50/50 and got Mona, hope you guys get luckier than me.
Sadly Mona is better so, good for you.
I got Jean again :')
I got diluc while i have 4 built 5star dps, so i hope all of you will be luckier than me
I got Mona too
I got Jean C1 but Xiao came home very early after that :) it only took around 23 pulls :D
I don’t think I’ve ever heard the word babe SO MUCH in my life
You can see the light fade from neko's eyes the moment he pulls the new weapon
I'm so proud that I got shenhe in 3 pulls😌
I was in a call with my friend. We had your stream on and we just both were like Bruh he already has shenhe
atsu on his wedding day: do you take her as your lawfully wedded wife?
Atsu: now hear me out-
Definitely knew they were out
Didnt think itto was still out
Damn i never knew doflamingo made such quality genshin content
I was at 40 pity... WAITING for Zhongli...ACCIDENTLY summoned and got SHENHE
I must wait for goe daddy. I must wait for goe daddy. I must wait for goe daddy. I must wait for goe daddy.
I got unlucky, had guaranteed Shenhe and 11k freemogems. Nothing to spare 😭
your wifes mask is so hecking cute
When watching this stream, the moment your wife lost her 50/50 and you won both of yours I kinda knew I was going to lose mine 😢😢 I feel your pain nekko and also cries in F2P. Xiao dodged me too
After watching this parts of todays stream make a lot more sense.
I got xiao in 75 wishes and won the 50/50, I'm sooo happy. (F2P BTW)
dam nice, i lost the 50/50 to jean but it was at 19 pity so i have kazuha guaranteed when he reruns
I have no pity so I was pulling on the xiao banner for fun and got yunjin in my first few pulls. I don’t care if I get an early 5 star since earlies are basically either a free guarantee for the character you actually want or a free xiao. I’m very happy because now I don’t have to pick yunjin for the free 4 star and I can get xinqiu!