I literally made up the walmart one I swear it was 2 years ago on the bus with my friend and we were making up yo mama jokes and I came up with that one
Spider-Man is now a 1 legged dinosaur crawling into my room searching for dairy products. Bret is lost in the woods hopping with his fingernails asking For
Yeah maybe if you tweak it alittle like: Yo mama soooo big, That when she sat on the computer, She crashed the internet! LOL! There now you can take credit for it! lol
Exceptional video. Thanks for sharing it.
The House of Jokes your mom is so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew
An easy comeback for any Yo Mama joke: "Joke's on you, I have 2 dads"
"Yo Mama got three tongues... She talk like this like this like this." LOL
Thankyou very much
Ha Yo mama soooooo big, She tripped over k-mart, Stumbled over wal-mart, and landed right on Target!!
I have a Yo' Mama contest coming up, thnks dude
XxM3LODI3SxX Here's a joke.
*clears throat* Yo mama so fat, when she made a PS3 Online account, the entire network crashed.
Lol me and my friends were saying up mama jokes at school here's one I said. Yo mama is so far she didnt know there was an earth quake happening
I literally made up the walmart one I swear it was 2 years ago on the bus with my friend and we were making up yo mama jokes and I came up with that one
hahhhaa sooo funny mannn battle tomorrow just the jks i needed lol :) thamks for them and all the othere comments with jks lol x
This changed my life. I had a gun up to my head and a bottle of bleach to chug, i couldnt decide so Im taking shots to these yo mama jokes!
damn dude these are good:)
Comebacks for yo mama jokes: HEY. Keep my mother out of this, and I'll keep THIS out of your mum.
nice one bro lol
Yo mama so tall that when she looked down she saw heaven
Yo mama so tall she looked she saw heaven.
Spider-Man is now a 1 legged dinosaur crawling into my room searching for dairy products. Bret is lost in the woods hopping with his fingernails asking For
I watched this with my friend a year ago
NO more mama joke , respect peace and love
Some good jokes
i got my self out of my own little home called strawberry, my dads favorite bicycle has not figured out the performance of my daddies little straw.
i liked a lot the song. what band/song is it?
wow got that off yomama's channel
these are hilarious
Nice
last one got me there because their motto is It`s finger likin` good
god I like the one that says your mom is like a hardware store 5c/ a screw
What concert costs 45 cents... 50 cent feat. Nickle back
Dylan Crawford *BA DUM TSSS*
YOU MAMA JOKES ARE THE NEW RUclips CRAVE!
1:10. That's from YO MAMA JOKES! by Yomama.
Yeah maybe if you tweak it alittle like: Yo mama soooo big, That when she sat on the computer, She crashed the internet! LOL! There now you can take credit for it! lol
No.. just heard it somewhere else. Didn't know it was from another video :3
OMG The First Killed Me xDDDD
Credits tho! Lol
i gonna use that
That was ok yet still funny
That was hilairous
What Buckethead song is this?!
I was going to put that down my friend lenny said that today!!!
My mom is so smart she doesn't even know that u r joking or not
I just come for the music
What's the name of the song?
Whitewash-Bucket Head
0:28 at least my mom can afford a car :)
funny thats going in the books XD
That's from YO MAMA JOKES! from Yomama.
Yo mama so poor ducks throw bread at her ^_^
nice
you got that from that video -.-
I don't have a mom, me and my dad use yours.
let me tell you who made this video your good make some more of yo mama jokes
cool
Your mamas the reason waldos hiding:-)
Ha, Yo mama sooooo poor, I saw her walking into Mc Donalds the other day, Just to put a milkshake on Lay-Away!!
I WUV DAT SPEWWIN
Name of the song? Hahah
Yo mama so poor , when she went to the lake , the duck threw her bread
To mama so old, when I told her to act her age she DIED
u get it
the world went down cause she was heavy
COMON MAN! USE UR NOODLE!
corney work on yo jokes home boy!!!!!!
the ones with the black background were funny
He-man I have the power
Longest credits ever
@mirta styles nice:) (directioner)
I wish I knew it was from.
whats the name of the song plz!!!
Hey, your spelling and grammar is so good, I'm speechless. No
1:55 i wouldnt want that kool-aid
I LIVE ON BROADWAY D:
xD lol ik all of these jokes
me too...do you know who it is?
you actually can drown a fish just close it's gills and hold it upside down for a minute.
The video stopped for some reason in the middle and all I can say is "Thank God! These were really stupid."
When yo mama asks for a waterbed they had to put a blanket over the Atlantic ocen
YOUR MAMA SO HAIRY WHEN YOU WERE BORN SHE GAVE YOU A CARPET BURN BRO
That is so funny
Your mama so stupid when i sed drinks were on the house she went and got a ladder
yo mama so nasty she put salt in her pants to keep her crabs fresh
this music is like.....cant be more wrong for this video
What's the song?
ha so funny makes me cry
Yo mama so poor she uses Cheerios as earrings
I've finally found the name of the song!After 2 years of sitting on my no life ass I've found it!
Bucket Head-White washer
This shit so funny lmafo
anyone know who the music is?
why else would they be JOKES?
wow
People actually do fall up the stairs, including me and I'm not stupid.
Ya mama so she went in a hunted house she came out with a application
Yo mama so hary big foot got scared
Your mom is rated E for everyone
Yo mama is so poor I went to the front door but ended up in the back
Yo mama's so creepy she told jeff the killer to go to sleep
so your dad said it was chilly so your mom ran out with a spoon
Neither can YOU
YO MAMMA!!!!
Wow this video is so long
he was a blind musician.
who names there son crack...oh.... n did she find her crack i know she did some hard searchin lol sorta funny
it is funny
what't you say bout my momma
The two jokes below me are from a different video :/
Yo momma do port birds threw bread at her
The one about the was calling her skiny cuse rocks are not heavy don't u mean a bolder
yo mama so poor she lives in a 2 story cherrio box..
I am a blonde and love blonde jokes the yo mamma joke see throught wall one was orginal blonde joke and she tried to drown a fish