The $300 Million Cable Between New York and Chicago

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  • @halfasinteresting
    @halfasinteresting  4 года назад +854

    Want to test how fast your internet is? Try suggesting a topic to the HAI topic suggestion bin. If you see what you suggested as a video here in seven weeks, you know first that you suggested a pretty good topic, and that you'll be receiving a free HAI t-shirt, but also that your internet's ping time is no more than seven weeks. Suggest here!: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfUdlvw6YgU44J8AnM2U_ZvRMyvh_CUM51LYSqF5nYJB9d1-w/viewform?usp=sf_link

  • @trigon7015
    @trigon7015 4 года назад +4229

    "that WiFi connection is coming through a router"
    *shows a picture of the PS5*
    Well played, Mr Denby, well played.

    • @ronak_vyas
      @ronak_vyas 4 года назад +137

      Lmao i didnt even know it was a ps5, i legit thought it was a router

    • @madlad255
      @madlad255 4 года назад +20

      @@ronak_vyas me too xd

    • @Michael_Chater
      @Michael_Chater 4 года назад +20

      Ronak Vyas I DIDNT KNOW PEOPLE STILL LIVE UNDER ROCKS THESE DAYS!

    • @DS-xh9fd
      @DS-xh9fd 4 года назад +23

      Also the "massive servers sitting in data centers" look an awful lot like bitcoin miners.

    • @jttg
      @jttg 4 года назад +13

      Michael Chater not everyone likes video games and memes

  • @ValueNetwork
    @ValueNetwork 4 года назад +3941

    He saw the brick comments lads. We’re relevant

    • @danielferguson821
      @danielferguson821 4 года назад +135

      Yay but we did not get a brick video

    • @Michael_Chater
      @Michael_Chater 4 года назад +58

      brick video

    • @R4Y7
      @R4Y7 4 года назад +72

      Suggest things to do with government secrets, and every video we get a bit about bricks :)

    • @offspringfan1112
      @offspringfan1112 4 года назад +18

      Still waiting on the brick video...

    • @milosm9280
      @milosm9280 4 года назад +7

      @@R4Y7 you are smart

  • @OutcastAngelV
    @OutcastAngelV 4 года назад +911

    I genuinely snorted when he put up a picture of a PS5 when he said "router"

    • @itsKyuhl
      @itsKyuhl 4 года назад +26

      Had to go back and make sure I hadn't mistaken a normal router for a PS5

    • @OutcastAngelV
      @OutcastAngelV 4 года назад +7

      @@itsKyuhl same for a second haha. I was like "did I actually see that right or was it actually a router?" Lmaooo

    • @manyatruefan8423
      @manyatruefan8423 3 года назад +1

      no it was a wii

    • @Vijwal
      @Vijwal 3 года назад +5

      Well ps5 IS by definition a router...
      Pls don't wooosh me...

    • @LeZylox
      @LeZylox 3 года назад +5

      I didn't even realize lol

  • @yanyan2118
    @yanyan2118 4 года назад +745

    Internet: All the knowledge of mankind are available, People: Bricks

    • @sion8
      @sion8 3 года назад +20

      Hey, all knowledge includes bricks, is either all or nothing.😏

    • @holocene2164
      @holocene2164 3 года назад +6

      @@sion8 Well said

    • @genghis5617
      @genghis5617 3 года назад +2

      YAN YAN You need some of that all that knowledge

    • @AlphaGeekgirl
      @AlphaGeekgirl 3 года назад +1

      Griffin Griffin Seriously? It would’ve been how do you actually used knowledge to construct the sentence so that it made sense.

    • @meowdudefr
      @meowdudefr 3 года назад +1

      420th like

  • @babyvision6924
    @babyvision6924 4 года назад +2212

    Fun fact: HAI has existed for almost three years and we *STILL* don't have a video about bricks.
    *give us our brick video*

  • @n.2226
    @n.2226 4 года назад +2321

    You know it’s true when even HAI thinks the PS5 looks like a wifi router

    • @denchua
      @denchua 4 года назад +37

      It's a PlashSpeed 5 router

    • @xplayman
      @xplayman 4 года назад +11

      I appreciate the HAI jokes and memes but the timing of seeing that PS5 was the best.

    • @HeenaPatel253
      @HeenaPatel253 4 года назад

      NMGOR 2 Xbox better

    • @jamescruz8678
      @jamescruz8678 4 года назад +14

      @@HeenaPatel253 bro
      gameboy clearly the superior console

    • @HungryGuyStories
      @HungryGuyStories 4 года назад +8

      Now look what you guys did! You started a console war...

  • @jmonsted
    @jmonsted 4 года назад +181

    Minor goof: The speed of light *in glass* (and thus, in fiber) is quite significantly less than 300M m/s.

    • @CubbyTech
      @CubbyTech 3 года назад +8

      Technically, it's about 2/3 or 66% the speed of light in a vacuum :)

    • @motalux
      @motalux 3 года назад +2

      so when I play a game and have 50 ping the servers are 7 meters from me

    • @jmonsted
      @jmonsted 3 года назад +11

      @@motalux Theoretically, 7500 km, but probably a lot closer due to routers taking some time doing the routing along the way.

    • @kalithp5397
      @kalithp5397 2 года назад +8

      Spivey's cable was actually improved upon by microwave radio and this may soon be improved upon again by hollow fiber optic cable.
      Second minor goof, using the cable to trade as described is actually a form of arbitration and illegal.
      Spivey's company is just renting out the connection...

    • @jellyplayz687
      @jellyplayz687 2 года назад +2

      @@motalux I don’t think you know the difference between a millisecond and a nanosecond.

  • @Zman44444
    @Zman44444 4 года назад +170

    The nanosecond joke had me for a second. I was like wait. There’s gotta be a reason it’s 47 nanosec- oh... nope.

  • @emilioalban1234
    @emilioalban1234 4 года назад +720

    “The New York City of places that aren’t New York City” is the best description I have ever heard of Chicago and “New Jersey, gross” is the best description I have ever heard of New Jersey

    • @TomUniverse
      @TomUniverse 4 года назад +9

      I am offended at HAI because I love the state that I live in, I am not offended from you though, it is okay.

    • @stephaniesummer2663
      @stephaniesummer2663 4 года назад +14

      Joe Sho #ChaseFor28 NJ cities suck but the country and shore is actually quite nice

    • @shayne-1880
      @shayne-1880 4 года назад +6

      Stephanie Summer And the suburbs. Even though they are very close to the cities, they are wayyy nicer. Like I live around 20-30 minutes from Newark minus traffic, but it’s like two different worlds

    • @christianzhouzheng
      @christianzhouzheng 4 года назад +8

      We New Jerseyans that *don't* live in the shitty sections like Newark, Linden, etc. are offended by that because New Jersey is beautiful and great except for the shitty sections like Newark, Linden, etc.

    • @elliez.3561
      @elliez.3561 4 года назад +1

      @Kevin Sun We have countrysides? Where? Is in the endlessness of South Jersey?

  • @ItIsRan
    @ItIsRan 4 года назад +1150

    **Spends $300 million dollars to send information 3 milliseconds faster**
    S T O N K S

    • @sergentmaso
      @sergentmaso 4 года назад +54

      litteraly, I mean

    • @Rayy14
      @Rayy14 4 года назад +37

      @@sergentmaso haha good one the commenter should've made a joke about that

    • @danielgarai-ebner1334
      @danielgarai-ebner1334 4 года назад +52

      @Dr ROLFCOPTER! 1.55 × 10^25 years? That's a long time...

    • @grateful.
      @grateful. 4 года назад +9

      3ms can you an react fast enough for it to make a difference? It 400ms to blink your eye

    • @danielgarai-ebner1334
      @danielgarai-ebner1334 4 года назад +64

      @@grateful. I assume it's computers doing the trading rather than people

  • @MegaEmeraldDragon
    @MegaEmeraldDragon 3 года назад +78

    When I was a kid in Elementary school I told my classmates about these underground/underwater cables that connected to other countries but no one believed me. 😭😂

  • @tylerk444
    @tylerk444 4 года назад +197

    Wendover: Planes and China
    Polymatter: Tech companies and China
    HAI: Bricks and China

    • @prashr4075
      @prashr4075 3 года назад +11

      Trump: trade war and China.

  • @blackmesa232323
    @blackmesa232323 4 года назад +1498

    "So unlike Hillary Clinton in 2016, we need to go to the Midwest." 😂😂😂😂 Gold.

    • @muscovymapping8896
      @muscovymapping8896 4 года назад +33

      He has to dig everyone, y'know

    • @Noone-jn3jp
      @Noone-jn3jp 4 года назад +8

      I heard it but didn’t catch it. Yes. Gold

    • @Floedekage
      @Floedekage 4 года назад +8

      Dang, I first heard it as: "let's talk money - unlike Hillary Clinton" 😄
      Still made sense to me.

    • @brazeiar9672
      @brazeiar9672 4 года назад +10

      Why would anyone vote for Hillary, she is obviously corrupt.

    • @brazeiar9672
      @brazeiar9672 4 года назад +9

      @Adymn Sani She had no excuse for that, she had advance warning. She knew exactly what happened in the Brexit vote and why, she then did exactly the same thing to the same people but in the US and expected a different result. Sure enough she got what was predicted. Some people are beyond stupid.

  • @wikiwiki1093
    @wikiwiki1093 4 года назад +194

    This video should be called:
    "Why this millisecond costs $100,000,000"

    • @Havron
      @Havron 4 года назад +16

      "The Hundred Million Dollar Millisecond"

  • @Shredding101
    @Shredding101 4 года назад +59

    '$300m dollars for a cable'
    Australian NBN: "hold my beer"

  • @miguelmontenegro3520
    @miguelmontenegro3520 4 года назад +32

    "the longer the cable, the longer ir takes".
    My brain can't cope with so much complexity

  • @lessglare
    @lessglare 4 года назад +362

    > coming through a "router"
    > *shows PS5 console*

  • @EGRJ
    @EGRJ 4 года назад +182

    Put everything in brick futures. The price will go up when HAI finally makes a video.

  • @Greendude0101
    @Greendude0101 4 года назад +195

    So you’re telling me if this cable is cut, the stock market wouldn’t have a good time?
    *Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today*

    • @christianhumer3084
      @christianhumer3084 3 года назад +2

      Ferb:

    • @sion8
      @sion8 3 года назад +4

      Perry: [INSERT PLATAPUS NOICES]

    • @JeeTinator
      @JeeTinator 3 года назад

      Lol pretty much.

    • @nerdydev
      @nerdydev 3 года назад +5

      Nope the stock market would be fine. Just that one company abertraging the difrence in price between the two excanges would be fucked

    • @darshilmashru8479
      @darshilmashru8479 3 года назад +1

      @@sion8 platypus*

  • @aidankeenan5479
    @aidankeenan5479 4 года назад +28

    i’m convinced this bloke looks up “kind of interesting facts” and when he sees one he’s like “right then i could work with this i guess”

    • @uhhhhh262
      @uhhhhh262 4 года назад +6

      Otherwise known as sitting on Reddit

  • @sciencoking
    @sciencoking 4 года назад +269

    Next step: A particle accelerator that generates neutrinos to shoot in a straight line through the earth to get it down to 12 milliseconds

    • @sciencoking
      @sciencoking 4 года назад +19

      @Mehdi _Local Man intercepts stock exchange by installing camera in frozen lake_

    • @jamesburleson1916
      @jamesburleson1916 4 года назад +19

      Nah, it'd be like 6 milliseconds, since the speed of light in a vacuum is about twice that of the speed of light in a glass fiber, and neutrinos would move through the earth very similarly to how light moves through a vacuum.

    • @Eira_
      @Eira_ 4 года назад +20

      This is just speedrunning for capitalists

    • @sciencoking
      @sciencoking 4 года назад +1

      @@jamesburleson1916 Nice

    • @dalentoews3418
      @dalentoews3418 4 года назад +13

      No joke, neutrino communication became possible that is the first thing it would be used for.

  • @scheimong
    @scheimong 4 года назад +172

    2:05 well actually it doesn't travel close to that particular speed... Optical fibre typically has a refractive index around 1.45, which makes the speed more like 2/3 that.

    • @blabla-rg7ky
      @blabla-rg7ky 4 года назад +1

      you ok, buddy? You seem very lonely :(

    • @isse6790
      @isse6790 4 года назад +60

      @@blabla-rg7ky Simple physics = lonely. Okay buddy.

    • @blabla-rg7ky
      @blabla-rg7ky 4 года назад

      @@isse6790 simple nerdiness = lonely. No problem

    • @aminboumerdassi2334
      @aminboumerdassi2334 4 года назад +39

      Also add in the fact that the beam itself doesn't travel in a straight line. It actually constantly reflects off the inner coating of the wire since it's nearly impossible to make the beam not enter the wire at an angle.

    • @scinorandex
      @scinorandex 4 года назад

      @@blabla-rg7ky ?

  • @albertbatfinder5240
    @albertbatfinder5240 4 года назад +304

    Q: What’s red and bad for your teeth?
    A: Bricks.

    • @aoaoaaoaoao889
      @aoaoaaoaoao889 3 года назад +2

      Albert Batfinder they’re orange

    • @anantissar4028
      @anantissar4028 3 года назад +2

      @Just some Forest Ranger with Internet Access
      That's not a woosh, he got the joke.

    • @ADuxk
      @ADuxk 3 года назад

      Is this a woosh on a woosh?

    • @aoaoaaoaoao889
      @aoaoaaoaoao889 3 года назад

      I got the joke, im offended yall thought i was braindead :(

    • @ADuxk
      @ADuxk 3 года назад

      @@aoaoaaoaoao889 i know u arent braindead i just noticed that it looked like someone got wooshed while whoosing someone

  • @RandoView
    @RandoView 4 года назад +15

    "To your friend's computer"
    I don't think my friend uses a Commodore 64 to read emails.

  • @user-ov2fc5sd1e
    @user-ov2fc5sd1e 4 года назад +65

    So you're telling me WhatsApp lied to me when they said instant messaging was one of their features?

  • @keivanhamidi
    @keivanhamidi 4 года назад +104

    In France we use escargots antennas rather than wifi router, pretty efficient

    • @ekflex2953
      @ekflex2953 4 года назад +1

      I’m an idiot

    • @ethan5719
      @ethan5719 4 года назад +2

      @@ekflex2953 we know :)

    • @theoflashdrive1644
      @theoflashdrive1644 4 года назад +3

      Effectivement on utilise des escargots pour l’Internet. Merci SFR

    • @dadillen5902
      @dadillen5902 4 года назад

      I thought wine and garlic were also involved. 😕

    • @stainlessdonkey4769
      @stainlessdonkey4769 4 года назад +2

      Est-ce que vous avez remarqué que à 1:31 il parle de routeur en montrant une image de PS5
      TRIGGERED

  • @lalitod1538
    @lalitod1538 3 года назад +16

    Imagine cutting that cable...
    Best. Prank. EVER

    • @redakaminekloc5167
      @redakaminekloc5167 3 года назад

      A grandma did this to Armenia already

    • @alext192
      @alext192 3 года назад

      FBI wants to know your location

  • @davidkendrick5192
    @davidkendrick5192 4 года назад

    So funny! And informative. Love it. Thanks, HAI!

  • @RodFarva
    @RodFarva 4 года назад +444

    Also depicted in the movie “The Hummingbird Project” with Selma Hayek and Jesse Eisenburg.

    • @Cheshiremd
      @Cheshiremd 4 года назад +4

      But there they failed at this project.

    • @danm5726
      @danm5726 4 года назад +2

      Cheshire concept still stands

    • @kyt6087
      @kyt6087 4 года назад +6

      and Flash Boys by Michael Lewis

    • @oatlord
      @oatlord 4 года назад +1

      Also kinda a plot point of an episode of Elementary. Assuming, I haven't finished much of video yet.

    • @miembrosgibran
      @miembrosgibran 4 года назад

      Hello daddy 💋

  • @cedricye1767
    @cedricye1767 4 года назад +469

    When HAI doesn't include airplanes or bricks
    *Sad viewer noises*

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 года назад

      Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear cedric

    • @livwake
      @livwake 4 года назад +5

      AxxL uh tf does this have to do with airports?

    • @JarrodBaniqued
      @JarrodBaniqued 4 года назад +2

      Space Shuttle fans are feeling particularly left out
      (Because the Space Shuttle orbiter flew like a brick while landing. Also, the silica tiles on the bottom are basically heat-absorbing bricks)

  • @tothedome566
    @tothedome566 3 года назад +10

    "less than the cost of an M1134 Anti tank launcher"
    Lmao

  • @sakurauyou749
    @sakurauyou749 4 года назад +1

    The way this channel twist stuff to make it entertaining especially the memes are the reason why I subscribe

  • @georgesmith4768
    @georgesmith4768 4 года назад +41

    I don’t want a video about bricks, I want a one hour comprehensive documentary about bricks.

    • @Krahazik
      @Krahazik 4 года назад +1

      So a full history of the brick from earliest use to modern execution?

  • @incription
    @incription 4 года назад +256

    Note that, because of the angle of light sent through optical cables, it’s effective speed is close to 2/3rds the speed of light- hence why spacex’s starlink can compete with cable

    • @hellelujahh
      @hellelujahh 4 года назад +45

      The speed of light in materials is also lower than the speed of light in vacuum.

    • @jerithil
      @jerithil 4 года назад +49

      @@hellelujahh It's not just the speed of light of the medium for a fiber optic cable that slows the effective speed but the fact that the light bounces off the edges which increases the actual distance the light will travel.

    • @guaymaster
      @guaymaster 4 года назад +28

      @@hellelujahh Technically, the speed of light remains the same, it just bumps into stuff so the actual distance it has to travel is longer

    • @manusjiedowen-ck12a18
      @manusjiedowen-ck12a18 4 года назад +2

      If it will be availablr and cheaper than the ISPs where I live in, I would give my money to elon

    • @Cheshiremd
      @Cheshiremd 4 года назад +2

      @@manusjiedowen-ck12a18, it would be available everywhere on a globe. It is already available in spaceX for testing.

  • @jeffreysureejamie2547
    @jeffreysureejamie2547 4 года назад +3

    One of the funniest video ever, the PS5 router reference was the icing on the cake. You confirmed my suspicion that the stock exchange floor is an act in these modern times. Keep up the good work.

  • @JeeTinator
    @JeeTinator 3 года назад +3

    No joke, I actually work in those datacenters I’m Secaucus NJ. Lol. And some of my co workers in Chicago. Can be a lot of fun and sometimes aggravating. Most of my nights are spent in those data centers. :)

  • @fgantoniazi
    @fgantoniazi 4 года назад +131

    Side note: Light travels slower in glass (fiber) when compared to vacuum. About 40% - 50% slower. That's the whole point to sell Spacex's Starlink to high frequency traders.

    • @travissobeck4939
      @travissobeck4939 4 года назад +11

      does it "travel slower" or just go further bouncing around inside the fiber ....?

    • @MBCTrader03
      @MBCTrader03 4 года назад +13

      @@travissobeck4939 It actually does both.

    • @ProPowerMax
      @ProPowerMax 4 года назад +8

      @@travissobeck4939 The light doesnt really Bounce since its a wave, the wave just creates Dipoles in Atoms which cause interfirence, and the wave gets slightly out of Phase and since the Information is send via Pulses, these Pulses will arrive a little later. I had a course about that stuff last Semster at Univeristy.

    • @isse6790
      @isse6790 4 года назад +2

      @@ProPowerMax Isn't light both a photon and a wave? So it doesn't really matter?

    • @travissobeck4939
      @travissobeck4939 4 года назад +2

      @@ProPowerMax hahaha .. its always a matter of just how far down the rabbit whole do you want to go :)

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 года назад +152

    Chicago? There are 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses

    • @MustraOrdo
      @MustraOrdo 4 года назад +1

      Ahh, i havn't watched that film in a while.

    • @Havron
      @Havron 4 года назад +7

      Hit it! 😎

    • @friedrichvonsnatch3501
      @friedrichvonsnatch3501 4 года назад +8

      @Evil Component I think blues brothers but not too sure

    • @BastardWolf28
      @BastardWolf28 4 года назад +6

      @Evil Component Schindler's List.
      Fantastic movie, but that part is quite a shift in tone.

    • @JarrodBaniqued
      @JarrodBaniqued 4 года назад +1

      It is The Blues Brothers

  • @alimzazaz
    @alimzazaz 4 года назад +5

    1:30 "... through a router..."
    Shows the PS5... BRILLIANT!

  • @mjrc123
    @mjrc123 4 года назад +3

    “Coming through a router” 😂😂😂
    I nearly spit out my drink.

  • @JL-zw7hi
    @JL-zw7hi 4 года назад +60

    Last time i was this early this channel was still fully intresting

  • @theworldofanything4084
    @theworldofanything4084 4 года назад +1

    Man these videos are really high quality

  • @gavindunlap724
    @gavindunlap724 3 года назад +8

    No one:
    That one guy that doesn’t call diggers hotline before he digs his trench: *oops*

  • @joeym5243
    @joeym5243 4 года назад +164

    Guy: spends $300 million to make $0.01
    S T O N K S

    • @mohamedmahmoud4045
      @mohamedmahmoud4045 4 года назад +20

      @Anant Tiwari r/whoooosh

    • @bbgun061
      @bbgun061 4 года назад +21

      The idea is to make $.01 at least 30,000,000,000 times

    • @voli293
      @voli293 4 года назад +5

      @@mohamedmahmoud4045 redditor 🤢🤮

    • @isse6790
      @isse6790 4 года назад +6

      @@mohamedmahmoud4045 Bro, that was mad funny, he said not to do that and you did that. Haha you got the whole comment section laughing bro, total peak comedy genius.

  • @notsoma
    @notsoma 4 года назад +79

    Use this as the "We still demand the brick video" button

    • @Rang1984
      @Rang1984 4 года назад +4

      He should do it on his Wendover Productions channel have it around fifteen minutes.

  • @christopherkemsley4758
    @christopherkemsley4758 3 года назад +2

    Actually, the signals don’t travel close to the speed of light... The signal travels 83% the speed of light over the RG6 cables used for cable modems, and 67% for most optical fibers.

  • @noobhunter158
    @noobhunter158 4 года назад +2

    1:30 is so good, I love your content so much!

  • @Steve0-0
    @Steve0-0 4 года назад +43

    Video idea: What is the most expensive word/sentence spoken?

    • @lukesalisbury6031
      @lukesalisbury6031 4 года назад +13

      You have to submit it his website if you want him to see it.

    • @robk7266
      @robk7266 4 года назад +3

      "Funding secured"

    • @erykszymanski9167
      @erykszymanski9167 4 года назад

      "LET'S GET READY TO *FUMBLE"
      *misquote to avoid copywrite infringement

    • @brightmoor
      @brightmoor 4 года назад +6

      “I do” - those words will cost you your life.

    • @macmedic892
      @macmedic892 4 года назад +1

      “Whoops”

  • @lr2127
    @lr2127 4 года назад +66

    "This is a stock exchange. There's no money you can steal."

    • @7invader
      @7invader 4 года назад +3

      Edgelord Bane: "Rally? Then why are you people here?"

    • @naotamf1588
      @naotamf1588 4 года назад +3

      well it is designed to generate profit for those who can afford to join this club. a club that turns a profit on your profit.

    • @averagejoey2000
      @averagejoey2000 4 года назад +1

      @@naotamf1588 you can afford it tho.

    • @HarshGupta-vz2ui
      @HarshGupta-vz2ui 4 года назад

      Correct it's not some kinda heist staring professor.
      Yes, you don't steal money, it's just private data feeds information.

    • @VineFynn
      @VineFynn 4 года назад +1

      @@naotamf1588 its not hard to buy stocks lol

  • @de132
    @de132 4 года назад +5

    "That wifi connection is coming through a router that's connected to a bunch of underground wires" [shows PS5]
    That made me laugh, I appreciate you

  • @harisbrkovic3160
    @harisbrkovic3160 4 года назад

    PS5 as a Router hahahahhahahah best pun ever on RUclips you deserve an award ahhahah I liked the video and subscribed these puns better keep flowing haahahah

  • @wikiwiki1093
    @wikiwiki1093 4 года назад +119

    Last time I was this early this guy was talking about how taking pictures of the Eiffel tower at night was illegal

  • @FuturologyChannel
    @FuturologyChannel 4 года назад +38

    I feel like this has to be illegal.....

    • @Havron
      @Havron 4 года назад +2

      Wouldn't this guy have had to secure the rights to tunnel through loads of both private and government properties in order to lay this massive cable? That would have cost an absolute fortune, and likely required either quite a few major kickback deals from the use of the cable or a whole lot of subterfuge. The only alternative is that he did a lot of the digging illegally, and if so then sections of his cable should now be owned by a whole host of individuals and local governments. I feel like we're missing a major detail here...

    • @Cheshiremd
      @Cheshiremd 4 года назад +2

      @@Havron, they made a movie about it.
      Hummingbird Project.

    • @isse6790
      @isse6790 4 года назад

      @@Havron Or he just... paid them, because you know, rich people.

    • @Havron
      @Havron 4 года назад

      @@Cheshiremd Thanks! I found out about it whilst researching the project on Wikipedia (unfortunately the article has no information on the legalities of the project). I've added it to my to-watch list!

    • @Havron
      @Havron 4 года назад

      @@isse6790 Of course. That's what I'm saying: To do it legally, he would have had to pay lots of parties for the rights to tunnel through their land, and you would think that at least some of those people would have been savvy enough to ask what the cable was for, and demand a percentage of the earnings of its use or, at the very least, a very hefty upfront fee. In any case, considering all that, it's astonishing that he was able to do it for _only_ $300 million, and keep it secret to boot!

  • @skyem5250
    @skyem5250 4 года назад +1

    Minor error I would like to point out:
    The data itself doesn't actually travel at the speed of light. The data is sent through fiber-optic cables, which are technically not wires. Fiberoptic cables allow light to bend with the cable (not going in a straight line such as in air or water). On each end of the fiberoptic cable, there is a laser and a sensor that detects the light coming from the other device. By pulsing the laser at high speed, the devices can transmit data. The pulses of laser light do travel at the speed of light. (The speed of light through optical fiber is slightly slower than through a vacuum.) The rate of data transmission is limited by the rate at which the transmitter can pulse the laser.

  • @ZontarDow
    @ZontarDow 4 года назад

    Been a while since I saw a video from here on a topic I didn't know already. I'm still waiting.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 года назад +49

    I didn’t know Secaucus actually had something interesting besides a shopping complex and a burned white cedar forest that turned into a marsh. Ah yes, Wall Street. Very bourgeois

    • @muscovymapping8896
      @muscovymapping8896 4 года назад

      Now that we know where Kim Jong Un really lives
      I'm calling SWAT

    • @brp_
      @brp_ 4 года назад +1

      There are a ton of Data centers in Secaucus. Also some random data centers around NJ further outside the city as well. A lot of them were put in place after 9/11 for obvious reasons.

  • @sklobi
    @sklobi 4 года назад +3

    Thank you for incorporating humor into your video. Keeps us paying attention even more so. Good job!

  • @tiadaid
    @tiadaid 4 года назад

    Was reading about this in the book Flash Boys.
    HAI managed to summarize the book in 6 minutes. Thanks!

  • @P-A0
    @P-A0 4 года назад +14

    1:31 “A router” 😂😂😂 lmao

  • @AidanJ___
    @AidanJ___ 4 года назад +27

    It feels like my Direct TV cable costs $300 million just for a couple of channels

    • @wikiwiki1093
      @wikiwiki1093 4 года назад +2

      I think this is gonna be the top comment

    • @vedantgoyal7195
      @vedantgoyal7195 4 года назад +2

      @@wikiwiki1093 I thought so too that's why I liked

    • @Menon9767
      @Menon9767 4 года назад

      @@wikiwiki1093 I have never heard of Direct TV cables so I don't think so

    • @jamescruz8678
      @jamescruz8678 4 года назад

      Time to cut the cable and torrent lol

  • @veddaga1504
    @veddaga1504 4 года назад +45

    Ya know you can just take a flight beetween these two cities.

  • @crammydavisjr5813
    @crammydavisjr5813 4 года назад

    One of the funniest scripts yet. Well done, sir

  • @stachowi
    @stachowi 4 года назад +3

    This fiber optic cable was made obsolete by a microwave link created by a competing hedge fund... this would be a great topic for another video!

  • @L_mattox
    @L_mattox 4 года назад +57

    Story time: My former engineering teacher, was working on something that required the team to dig. The man from the utility company told him that this 300 million dollar wire was attached to a pipeline on one side, so they dug on the other. While the team was digging, my engineering teacher got a bad feeling, and told the team to stop. The utility guy was wrong about the location, they were a matter of inches from tearing the 300 million dollar wire.
    TL;DR: My engineering teacher almost broke this wire.

    • @seneca983
      @seneca983 4 года назад +12

      @Joseph Douek: Epic lawsuit ensues.

    • @mikecowen6507
      @mikecowen6507 4 года назад +1

      @@seneca983 Nope. You fail to mark your cable, it's your fault if someone "finds" it for you.

    • @mikecowen6507
      @mikecowen6507 4 года назад +1

      "Backhoe fade"

    • @seneca983
      @seneca983 4 года назад +2

      @@mikecowen6507: I don't know how the liability would fall in a case like that but I suspect the owner of the cable would likely try to recover at least something even if they'd ultimately settle for far less than the amount of loss.

    • @SeekingTheLoveThatGodMeans7648
      @SeekingTheLoveThatGodMeans7648 2 года назад +1

      @@seneca983 They "called Julie before they dug" so the cable owner sues Julie for the outage? Anyhow if the cable owner doesn't have a repair service handy they are unwise.

  • @QuestionEverythingButWHY
    @QuestionEverythingButWHY 4 года назад +104

    “The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled.”
    ― Plutarch

    • @geoffallenmail500
      @geoffallenmail500 4 года назад +2

      Do you just trawl channels dumping random 'words of wisdom' all over the place? Most of them don't even have any relation to the video. Maybe some people like them, I assume you see it as some grandiose thing, however from my perspective it all seems rather pointless.

    • @starleigh6680
      @starleigh6680 4 года назад +1

      which plutarch

    • @blabla-rg7ky
      @blabla-rg7ky 4 года назад

      uhm, plutarch? The guy that plays soccer with me every week?!? LOL no way he said that. the guy's dumb as a brick :)

  • @chrisromanelli7779
    @chrisromanelli7779 3 года назад

    soon as you end the video I'm like "I WANT MORE INFORMATION!"

  • @jeffzhang419
    @jeffzhang419 4 года назад +4

    What do we want?
    “Brick video!”
    When do we want it?
    “When we had enough with Sams awkward joke! Which is never!”

  • @coopatroopa1290
    @coopatroopa1290 4 года назад +12

    Living in Jersey... I always felt like there was millions of dollars running underneath my feet. now i know why

    • @michaelmoses8745
      @michaelmoses8745 4 года назад +1

      Are you sure that wasn't money flowing out of your pocket.

    • @rigatonithetiger9986
      @rigatonithetiger9986 4 года назад

      I mean when Chris Christie was still in office you could’ve just looked outside at any piece of public infrastructure and your question would’ve been answered.

  • @jamesjdog
    @jamesjdog 4 года назад +5

    That beginning, of the "Stock Exchange".. Banter ~

  • @JBBrickman
    @JBBrickman 4 года назад +1

    Bruh you’ve intrigued me so many times that I would really love a video on bricks!

  • @robbank751
    @robbank751 4 года назад +1

    The Cable is not used anymore. They built towers with antennas on top in sight of each other and send it through the air now, because light travels faster in air than in a fibre optic cable

  • @QuestionEverythingButWHY
    @QuestionEverythingButWHY 4 года назад +21

    “Study hard what interests you the most in the most undisciplined, irreverent and original manner possible.”
    ― Richard Feynmann

  • @BeanSoup9885
    @BeanSoup9885 4 года назад +12

    someone: **cuts it**

    • @altmindo
      @altmindo 4 года назад +1

      they automatically fall back to 16ms route while they are fixing the cut

    • @abandonedchannel72929
      @abandonedchannel72929 4 года назад +3

      Is the Armenian Grandma at it again?

    • @cobaltoxic3799
      @cobaltoxic3799 4 года назад

      Miguel Rodríguez Yup

  • @jonathanreyes5254
    @jonathanreyes5254 4 года назад +1

    I know people were saying it as a joke but for real that video where you started to talk about bricks as a cover was lowkey really interesting and i'd watch tf out that

  • @dyeemrbme4057
    @dyeemrbme4057 4 года назад

    All six minutes of that went over my head, thanks

  • @martinxx2621
    @martinxx2621 4 года назад +36

    When you are so early everyone is arguing who's first...
    Seriously, what's the point?

  • @FunAviTM
    @FunAviTM 4 года назад +5

    HAI: Tells a really good story
    Me: *_I’m still confused on his pfp.._*

  • @ScutoidStudios
    @ScutoidStudios 3 года назад

    Love how you put the Ps5 as a photo for a router, it really does look like one!

  • @carolinevs943
    @carolinevs943 4 года назад +1

    I just love your humor 😅🤣😅🤣

  • @cedricye1767
    @cedricye1767 4 года назад +4

    Short Answer: Because the Internet

  • @cedricye1767
    @cedricye1767 4 года назад +16

    Last time I was this early people were still saying "Last time I was still early"

  • @MrDenyven
    @MrDenyven 4 года назад +1

    You forgot to mention, light doesn't actually travel through fiberoptic cable in a straight line, it bounces off the walls. Thats way the pro HFT shops send signals to Chicago via Microwave towers not fiber

  • @cohagen
    @cohagen 4 года назад

    These are some of the best jokes so far

  • @Ebolaface
    @Ebolaface 3 года назад +5

    I have a server closet in that Secaucus location and I helped build the first terrestrial satellite network between Chicago and NY in the beginning of flash trading. We were able to undercut the roundtrip by a few milliseconds AMA

  • @laysr5925
    @laysr5925 4 года назад +9

    When you're so early that you head straight to the comments without watching the video

  • @tips4truckers252
    @tips4truckers252 4 года назад +2

    It's done with satelite now. You can see the dishes in Aurora il.

  • @leojohnson3045
    @leojohnson3045 4 года назад +1

    Bro he’s not playin around he’s taking shots at everyone lmao

  • @user-ld6is4ni3d
    @user-ld6is4ni3d 4 года назад +5

    1:40
    Elon musk: " excuse me what did u just say?"

  • @PiggyPorkchop
    @PiggyPorkchop 4 года назад +11

    I remember hearing about this on NPR. Time to listen to a true professional describe it.

  • @mrED123
    @mrED123 4 года назад

    love the new more funny take on the videos. Still very informative though!

  • @danielyeroshalmi7492
    @danielyeroshalmi7492 3 года назад

    i was mesmerized by that green tunnel thingy

  • @almondpotato9483
    @almondpotato9483 4 года назад +7

    THIS ISN'T A BRICK VIDEO
    I WANT A BRICK VIDEO
    GIVE ME A BRICK VIDEO
    WHERE IS THE BRICK VIDEO

  • @stormbob
    @stormbob 4 года назад +17

    Even though I know this is legal and accepted it still feels like a huge scam.
    Actually, the whole stock market feels like a huge scam...but that's another show.

    • @sion8
      @sion8 3 года назад +3

      Just because something is legal, doesn't make it good.

  • @lindalewendling
    @lindalewendling 3 года назад

    It also depends on the latency in your computer, your home network, signal processing at the start of the cable, signal processing the the nd of the cable, and also the local network where you are sending it.

  • @EctoGamer
    @EctoGamer 4 года назад

    One of the best movies I watched was "The humming bird project" it was about this cable, would recommend watching it!

  • @cyberceel
    @cyberceel 4 года назад +3

    HAI: Satellite connection sucks.
    Elon Musk: Hold my Starlink.

    • @SmoreJoy
      @SmoreJoy 4 года назад

      That part of the vid might get outdated quite fast

  • @SanAndreasDepartmentofJustice
    @SanAndreasDepartmentofJustice 3 года назад +5

    “New Jersey gross” I’m from New Jersey and I have to say: Agreeable

  • @Shuawill
    @Shuawill 4 года назад

    The comedy is getting better every video

  • @Danni_Ashford
    @Danni_Ashford 4 года назад +1

    On the subject of bricks, I actually used to work as an automation engineer at a factory that made bricks...