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Forklift driver Klaus - The first day on job | A Short Film by Jörg Wagner & Stefan Prehn

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  • Опубликовано: 1 окт 2012
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  • @Tylerius87
    @Tylerius87 3 года назад +1302

    and people say the germans have no sense of humor....this is a comedic masterpiece

    • @Nine-Signs
      @Nine-Signs 2 года назад +76

      it is also likely one of the first examples of comedy grindhouse cinema. That camera shot through the body was way ahead of its time.

    • @SillierIlya
      @SillierIlya 2 года назад +42

      this is clearly a documentary

    • @Schwabe_2009
      @Schwabe_2009 2 года назад +3

      Thanks, Danke

    • @SMGJohn
      @SMGJohn 2 года назад +15

      @@Nine-Signs
      Nah, its a comedy take on grindhouse cinema, this video is from 2001.
      I mean the ending shot should have given you all the hints what they took inspirations from LOL.

    • @XmarkedSpot
      @XmarkedSpot 2 года назад +3

      @@SMGJohn Looks like homage to a certrain shot from Bad Taste by Peter Jackson

  • @ares_bluesteel
    @ares_bluesteel 2 года назад +1047

    The forklift with two mangled men impaled on it and a headless driver being chased into the sunset by a dismembered arm holding a chainsaw is such a masterpiece of a scene

    • @lukasvandewiel860
      @lukasvandewiel860 Год назад +54

      And all of that because Klaus let himself get pressed by colleagues into ignoring regulations.

    • @NEXIS981
      @NEXIS981 Год назад +31

      Little fun fact: As they drive into the sunset, you can see at the left side of the street a company with an red A.
      That was at this time the logo for the "Arbeitsamt" ^^ "Arbeitsamt" is the german state institution where the unemployed are to be placed in work (employment office).
      In my head cinema i always think what they would think if they would see the three doomed guys on the forklift xD Maybe they think: "We did a bad job there" 😂
      I am from germany and the logo of the employment office is another today. But as the video was born, the logo was the actual ^^

    • @chubbywombat7402
      @chubbywombat7402 5 месяцев назад +3

      Bollocks, fake facts. That’s totally not the actual logo of the Arbeitsamt - and *never* was. Their current logo is pretty similar to the logo that you can find in documents from the 60s. So it can’t have been the logo in the 2000s when this short film was made.
      So your head cinema may play funny movies but they are fiction with lots of creative freedom, indeed.

  • @downsouth420
    @downsouth420 4 года назад +2688

    Guy loses his hands, just goes right back to work. That’s dedication right there.

    • @SolPlays
      @SolPlays 3 года назад +219

      thats germany...

    • @MadDogEddie
      @MadDogEddie 3 года назад +38

      I like how this literally happened in real life with some woman in Tiger King.
      "I will never financially recover from this..."

    • @artilleryjoe1276
      @artilleryjoe1276 3 года назад +79

      In Germany, you dont skip work because of a little Scratch.

    • @badiguzel44
      @badiguzel44 3 года назад +20

      G E R M A N Y

    • @oracleofdelphi4533
      @oracleofdelphi4533 3 года назад +40

      It's just a flesh wound.

  • @ropeburn6684
    @ropeburn6684 4 года назад +1363

    Well. That didn't escalate quickly, but slowly and *very* thoroughly in a German way!

    • @HJB._
      @HJB._ 4 года назад +51

      Calls: "Deutsche Ordentlichkeit und Gründlichkeit"

    • @eadghe
      @eadghe 3 года назад +11

      @@HJB._ Alle gründlich im Betrieb beseitigt.

    • @robcerasuolo9207
      @robcerasuolo9207 2 года назад +16

      A most efficient body horror film.

    • @TheVinnyVincenzo
      @TheVinnyVincenzo Год назад +4

      That is what we call "a slow burn" lol

  • @lornehulett7702
    @lornehulett7702 3 года назад +1644

    As a forklift operator with almost 30 years experience, I have seen many videos about forklift safety. Every year, we take refresher courses. This one is, by far, the funniest one I have ever seen.

    • @aronos
      @aronos 3 года назад +48

      Same here, I seriously need to get our Safety administrator/Head Maintenance to show this.

    • @_--____--______--___
      @_--____--______--___ 2 года назад +2

      Every year? It's every 3 years where I'm from.

    • @aronos
      @aronos 2 года назад +15

      two by us, well was at my old job. Amazon now, I refuse to drive a lift for those people.

    • @_--____--______--___
      @_--____--______--___ 2 года назад +2

      @@aronos officially in the UK it's every 3 years and that's set by the guys who oversee RTITB and ITSAAR and whatever other bodies there are.

    • @xolotltolox7626
      @xolotltolox7626 2 года назад +4

      It is a parody video after all

  • @aidanmercer9422
    @aidanmercer9422 3 года назад +784

    My dad told me he watched this at work and everyone except his boss was roaring with laughter. 😆😆😆

    • @awsomesprinkles
      @awsomesprinkles 3 года назад +113

      cause he's the one that's gotta deal with the bullshit when one of them is hurt

    • @BlackZillaPrime
      @BlackZillaPrime 3 года назад +74

      @@awsomesprinkles Nah his boss was Klaus!

    • @robcerasuolo9207
      @robcerasuolo9207 2 года назад +3

      @@BlackZillaPrime 🏆

    • @michaelthompson9896
      @michaelthompson9896 2 года назад +7

      @@BlackZillaPrime did they sew his head back on?

    • @gwendolynsnyder463
      @gwendolynsnyder463 Год назад +12

      @awesomesprinkles nope, that's because the boss is the one who feels called out for neglecting safety precautions.

  • @cetusipy
    @cetusipy 3 года назад +427

    I really appreciate that when they show the perspective of the guy with hearing protection it muffles the sound. That's attention to detail.

  • @t_StayHydrated
    @t_StayHydrated 5 лет назад +898

    Zum Glück hatten sie Helme auf.
    Kaum auszudenken was hätte passieren können.

    • @Xeno87
      @Xeno87 4 года назад +18

      Wenn euch jetzt ein Stein auffe Birne fällt, was dann?

    • @einfachnurpaul7513
      @einfachnurpaul7513 4 года назад +8

      Xeno87 Ist da ein Werner Fan 😂

    • @ekomenia9774
      @ekomenia9774 4 года назад +1

      😜🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @DontBeStupidButtHead
      @DontBeStupidButtHead 4 года назад +2

      @@Xeno87 oba orginooool

    • @DieLazergurken
      @DieLazergurken 3 года назад

      denkbar oder auszumalen

  • @TheLittleDeath1
    @TheLittleDeath1 11 лет назад +626

    It was meant as a joke about training films first. Now it is used as a training film too.

    • @nubreed13
      @nubreed13 3 года назад +75

      Wait it was meant as a parody? That makes it so much better

    • @KOTYAR0
      @KOTYAR0 3 года назад +7

      And it is much better

    • @MrShiftyeyesshady
      @MrShiftyeyesshady 3 года назад +77

      I mean, everything it says about what not to do on forklifts is still fully accurate.

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer 3 года назад +47

      @@MrShiftyeyesshady
      Well, it would probably hold attention better and more impressively than the actual training films it's a parody of...🤔

  • @theabsolutecat915
    @theabsolutecat915 4 года назад +1570

    Instructor: “You’ve proven in training you can manage a forklift.”
    Klaus: “Are you sure about that?”

    • @zillsburyy1
      @zillsburyy1 3 года назад +1

      lol!!!

    • @knigo7967
      @knigo7967 3 года назад +9

      Challenge Accepted

    • @thunderbird1921
      @thunderbird1921 3 года назад +12

      And people say Germans have no sense of humor...

    • @ulrichkalber9039
      @ulrichkalber9039 3 года назад +2

      @@thunderbird1921 you say we have a sense of humor? NONSENSE!

    • @for2utube
      @for2utube 2 года назад

      Now I’m thinking about the people who flunked out of class. Oh, right, everybody passed.

  • @RRVCrinale
    @RRVCrinale 2 года назад +316

    The detail of the narrator being known in Germany for narrating actual instructional and safety videos is such a great one. It's kinda like if Robert Lee lent his voice to narrating a Mythbusters parody.

    • @derfzgrld
      @derfzgrld 2 года назад +18

      This is an actual instructional video though. Its just a really funny one.

    • @voorth
      @voorth Год назад +37

      @@derfzgrld AFAIK, it was originally just intended as a parody - but is so good, people started using it in earnest...

    • @amberbaum4079
      @amberbaum4079 Год назад +14

      @@derfzgrld It's not. It's a film meant to satirize old German instruction videos for vocational trainees. This video was made in 2000.

    • @tetsuoshima7385
      @tetsuoshima7385 Год назад +3

      @@amberbaum4079 It’s not made in 2000. It’s made in 2001.

    • @NotMurkan
      @NotMurkan 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@amberbaum4079If it was made in 2000, that still makes it old.

  • @danthelambboy
    @danthelambboy Год назад +86

    'Gute Morgan Klaus" is now my go to saying whenever I see someone starting a job that looks to end like Final Destination

    • @IndigoRyu
      @IndigoRyu 8 месяцев назад +2

      My favorite phrase is "Na, dann kann's ja los gehn!". Let's go! :D

  • @kingsford3657
    @kingsford3657 2 года назад +173

    I love the no-hands guy who just tries to continue working while the shrieking forklift passengers go on behind him.

    • @DitzyNizzy2009
      @DitzyNizzy2009 Год назад +3

      That's Germany for you.

    • @MommyKhaos
      @MommyKhaos Год назад +11

      The epitome of "Not my problem"

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 10 месяцев назад +10

      the man _really_ cares about is job, you gotta hand it to 'em.

    • @soxnpats1
      @soxnpats1 8 месяцев назад +5

      Lol, “Passengers”

  • @zio4590
    @zio4590 3 года назад +303

    Why is there no translation for the credits? :'D
    "Chainsaw-Rudi", "Klaus without a head", "halved Herbert"

  • @patricksobb5762
    @patricksobb5762 4 года назад +682

    Probably the worst first day on a job in history.

    • @TheGamingLegendsOfficial
      @TheGamingLegendsOfficial 3 года назад +71

      Also the last day on the job while he's at it

    • @knigo7967
      @knigo7967 3 года назад +9

      John Ogonowski had a worse one

    • @AlryFireBlade
      @AlryFireBlade 2 года назад +7

      Or the most successfull one... depands on your expectation :D

    • @ahok1937
      @ahok1937 2 года назад +7

      Resident Evil 2 is probally worse for Leon. But this one is close second.

    • @danielq2358
      @danielq2358 2 года назад +2

      @@ahok1937 never played re2 not do I know the lore...
      Only ones I know the lore for are 4, 7 and 8

  • @doublep1980
    @doublep1980 2 года назад +130

    What makes this even more funny: the voice-over is provided by the late Egon Hoegen, who was a very well-known german voice actor.
    Hoegen lend his voice to many tv and movie dubs and also used to do the voice over for "Der 7te Sinn" ("the 7th Sense") , a very famous educational tv program for traffic safety from the late 70´s/ 80´s/early 90´s.
    They use to air this on german public tv stations, in order to teach traffic safety.
    Hearing his distinctive voice here is funny af, if you grew up during that era.
    RIP Egon Hoegen.

    • @fremenondesand3896
      @fremenondesand3896 Год назад +5

      didn't grow up listening to German PSA's but I can tell by his voice that it was the perfect casting for the role of narrator. Thanks for sharing that bit of trivia!

    • @RiesterMeister
      @RiesterMeister Год назад +3

      @@fremenondesand3896 When I was growing up, I could hear Egon Hoegen almost every week as the narrator in these traffic safety educational programs. Rather serious stuff on how to behave in traffic. It makes it pretty hilarious to hear his rather serious connotated voice in a slapstick spot like this that is rather a parody of his usual job 😁

  • @unoriginalname6354
    @unoriginalname6354 11 лет назад +333

    At 4:53 the guy technically fixed the problem and got the forklift working again. If Klaus wasn't such an impatient douche and just waited for the guy to get his hands out, there would be no issue.

    • @MrZaranthan
      @MrZaranthan 2 года назад +86

      Yes, but the maintenance guy would have known to lock out the equipment so Klaus couldn't do that.

    • @witiwap86
      @witiwap86 2 года назад +61

      @@MrZaranthan No, the guy's hands are the replacement parts. Klaus was just making sure the guy actually fixed his forklift.

    • @lucassmith7871
      @lucassmith7871 Год назад +9

      @@MrZaranthan you could say he was.... Handy

    • @fremenondesand3896
      @fremenondesand3896 Год назад +7

      and that's why you don't have someone operating the switch when lethal moving parts can rip your fingers off. Now Klauses colleages know better than to perform an "nicht autorisierte Reparatur"

  • @stilltoomanyhats
    @stilltoomanyhats 10 лет назад +885

    Still more believalbe than the Final Destination series...

    • @baker90338
      @baker90338 5 лет назад +31

      Any more dramatic and it’s Jojos bizarre adventure

    • @KRAFTWERK2K6
      @KRAFTWERK2K6 4 года назад +2

      Absolutely.

    • @GAMEY64
      @GAMEY64 4 года назад +8

      Looks like a Tarantino movie

    • @justinjoyner415
      @justinjoyner415 3 года назад +5

      I said this was jus like final destination death

  • @malcho1234
    @malcho1234 8 лет назад +520

    I work with forklifts in an IKEA warehouse. This video is going to be so watched tomorrow at work.

    • @ulrichkalber9039
      @ulrichkalber9039 4 года назад +17

      with the heavy pallettes IKEA has i guess smashing People is a greater danger than cutting off limbs….

    • @Nordlicht05
      @Nordlicht05 4 года назад +8

      If you get the permission for operating a forklift they actually showed this to you. Dont know if IT still this way

    • @dilbert0815
      @dilbert0815 4 года назад +51

      @@Nordlicht05 The blunt truth is: this was never to be an offcial teaching video.
      This was making fun with the style of official teching videos.
      The real fun is: it realy became one.

    • @Peter_Scheen
      @Peter_Scheen 4 года назад +14

      Wel? Did they like it?

    • @malcho1234
      @malcho1234 4 года назад +26

      @@Peter_Scheen They laughed at it, yeah.

  • @ianm1462
    @ianm1462 3 года назад +71

    Man, this was one of the earliest videos on the Internet. Remember seeing this in 2002-2003 when you had to press pause and let things buffer for a few minutes.
    Holds up, unlike palettes by our friend Klaus.

  • @StarlingASMR
    @StarlingASMR 2 года назад +170

    This is a masterpiece in cinematography 🔥

    • @joesam.
      @joesam. 2 года назад +1

      A timeless masterpiece!

    • @commanderzavala9328
      @commanderzavala9328 2 года назад +8

      Well this is the weirdest place to find someone I'm subscribed to

    • @robcerasuolo9207
      @robcerasuolo9207 2 года назад +2

      Better than the free shit on Amazon Prime, for sure!

    • @StarlingASMR
      @StarlingASMR 2 года назад +1

      @@commanderzavala9328 😂😂

    • @christina_m_hagen
      @christina_m_hagen 2 года назад

      Quality content!!!

  • @Fang_Sway
    @Fang_Sway Год назад +45

    Still the best forklift training video ever made.

  • @Uerdue
    @Uerdue 4 года назад +120

    7:55 Germany really has a top healthcare system, you gotta say!

  • @dralenvan
    @dralenvan 3 года назад +273

    When I had to get my certification for a forklift, a large part of the training was watching this. I am not even joking.

    • @nubreed13
      @nubreed13 2 года назад +18

      Same. It does do a good job of showing actual hazards before its humor goes pitch black

    • @Kraftik611
      @Kraftik611 2 года назад +9

      It makes you rememeber

    • @Skag_Sisyphus
      @Skag_Sisyphus 2 года назад +12

      I mean, a lot of the shown dangers at the end are ridiculous, the box knife ain't cutting through skull, the thin piece of metal isn't going to cut someone in half at forklift speed, etc etc etc. However, it give practical advice before it starts being ridiculous and that makes people pay attention to the things that are important. Job well done, educational video. WAY better than the "sign this saying Kroger taught you to use a forklift. Here's a packet to read by tomorrow. Okay, redacted will train you. Get to work" that i got.

    • @its_johnH
      @its_johnH Год назад +2

      Same for my theoretical part of getting the certification for the forklift. I was taking notes as well while trying not to crack up but I did it.
      Now I have to do the practical part this Saturday. Hope it all goes well. At least better than in Klaus' case.

    • @dylantowers9367
      @dylantowers9367 Год назад +2

      Same here, along side another video from the 70s that had a gas powered forklift that exploded after falling out the back of a truck.
      I just wish there was an equivalent video for overhead cranes.

  • @franzcohen439
    @franzcohen439 4 года назад +236

    Ich arbeite als Gabelstaplerfahrer... und als ich diesen witzigen Film meinen Kollegen gezeigte, hatten sie sich kaputtgelacht, auch wenn nicht alle Deutsch verstehen....
    Gruß aus Prag :+))

    • @ekomenia9774
      @ekomenia9774 4 года назад +1

      Ich hab mich auch kaputtgelacht
      Damals 1991 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @siquod
      @siquod 4 года назад

      @@ekomenia9774 Ich dachte der ist von 2000?

    • @ekomenia9774
      @ekomenia9774 4 года назад

      @@siquod Nin damals hab ich bei der DEKRA Schulung gemacht und da wurde es uns gezeigt .

    • @nubreed13
      @nubreed13 2 года назад

      We saw this video in my forklift class.

    • @Kalidor99
      @Kalidor99 2 года назад

      @@siquod Kurz googeln -> Initial release: January 29, 2000

  • @HelsNocturnal
    @HelsNocturnal 9 лет назад +1488

    Das hat man uns heute als ,,Arbeitsschutzbelehrung'' gezeigt. Wir haben tränen gelacht :DDD

    • @RuckZuckDer1te
      @RuckZuckDer1te 5 лет назад +56

      Den Film haben wir auch gezeigt bekommen nach dem bestandenen Staplerführerschein.

    • @Bergwacht
      @Bergwacht 5 лет назад +23

      @@RuckZuckDer1te wir mussten uns das in der ersten lehrstunde für den schein an gucken ^^

    • @RuckZuckDer1te
      @RuckZuckDer1te 5 лет назад +8

      @@Bergwacht ich habe den ganzen Film auf DVD! 😀

    • @Bergwacht
      @Bergwacht 5 лет назад +4

      @@RuckZuckDer1te Den konnte man kaufen? ich hab den damals von Emule oder so gehabt xD

    • @conhopper78
      @conhopper78 5 лет назад +1

      @@Bergwacht Jaa den konnte man auf DVD kaufen damals im Jahr 2004 auch schon ;)

  • @vinck.
    @vinck. 4 года назад +204

    Das wahrscheinlich einzige Lehrvideo dieser Welt mit Kultstatus

    • @minecafterhd2499
      @minecafterhd2499 4 года назад +10

      Elektriker Horst?

    • @Urmel331
      @Urmel331 3 года назад +7

      Und shake hands with danger

    • @Winnetoo85
      @Winnetoo85 3 года назад +7

      Und Unfallbericht eines Dachdeckers

    • @stefanmzenhardt2891
      @stefanmzenhardt2891 Год назад

      Richtig

    • @Trauerdurst_TD3D
      @Trauerdurst_TD3D 2 месяца назад

      @@Winnetoo85 der ist einfach nur ne verfilmung der lieds "the sick note" von den Dubliners, ich finde die songversion deutlich besser :D

  • @BlacKi-nd4uy
    @BlacKi-nd4uy 5 лет назад +1401

    wie kommt das video plötzlich in meine video empfehlung? hat googles AI nen aussetzer? das video haben wir schon vor fast 20 jahren in der ausbildung gesehen.

    • @dasgichtel
      @dasgichtel 5 лет назад +16

      komisch bei mir auch und nicht nur das ich bekomme seit tagen nur noch fast 10jahre altes zeugs vorgeschlagen 😕

    • @gernhartreinholzen7871
      @gernhartreinholzen7871 5 лет назад +6

      frag ich mich auch gerade

    • @gruzefix6301
      @gruzefix6301 5 лет назад +5

      Bei mir auch 😂

    • @louissikkema5399
      @louissikkema5399 5 лет назад +7

      Bei mir ists noch fraglicher: ein 17jähriger gymnasiast hat sowas nicht in seinem feed zu erwarten glaube ich😂😂🤷‍♂️

    • @maximiliantempel7100
      @maximiliantempel7100 5 лет назад +8

      Kenne das seit 10 jahren fand das als 6 jähriger total gruselig und ekelhaft heute ist das nur noch verdammt lustig😂😂

  • @derkleinegrunehirnfresser2266
    @derkleinegrunehirnfresser2266 5 лет назад +641

    Nach zehn Jahren in der Logistik über Zeitarbeit … wird einem erst bewusst wie ernst der Streifen wirklich ist .

    • @ochjaochja517
      @ochjaochja517 4 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @daspedal2730
      @daspedal2730 4 года назад +1

      ne ganz schön LANGE "zeit" ^^ lmao

    • @Speedy1077xxx
      @Speedy1077xxx 4 года назад +29

      Wenn ich daran denke das sich der Sicherheitsbeauftragte meiner damaligen Firma mal von mir Ohne Fahrkorb nur auf den Gabelzinken in 4 m Höhe fahren lassen wollte....was ich natürlich abgelehnt habe.

    • @AFacemarkedbyFea
      @AFacemarkedbyFea 4 года назад +3

      Arme Sau du

    • @forresttafft8942
      @forresttafft8942 4 года назад +4

      Stimme ich voll zu! Aus meiner Zeit als Werkschützer , hatte ich auch hier die eine oder andere Unfallversorgung!

  • @sondeyjaffarl7402
    @sondeyjaffarl7402 4 года назад +161

    Legenden besagen, das der Stapler noch immer fahrt ;) mit den Kettensägen-Rudi und dem Kopfhörer-Paul auf den Zinken

    • @sondeyjaffarl7402
      @sondeyjaffarl7402 4 года назад +1

      @Name Legenden besagen, dass dir noch nie ein Tippfehler passiert ist. Glückwunsch dazu ❤️😘

  • @XKoreaify
    @XKoreaify 3 года назад +14

    Jesus Klaus! You had ONE job! ....
    And you did it spectacularly!!! BRAVO!

  • @1chiTheKiller
    @1chiTheKiller 5 лет назад +82

    I saw this video years ago and was blown away by how awesome it is. Just watched it again today (2nd time ever) and I about died laughing again. This is one of the best videos on the internet. I love this so very much.

  • @Vihertyyppi
    @Vihertyyppi 8 лет назад +384

    My class showed this video to our Occupational Safety Card course teacher! The teacher laughed so hard and took this video to his teaching program! :D

    • @AmstradExin
      @AmstradExin 5 лет назад +11

      We saw this when i was 16 at my apprenticeship as a painter

  • @michaelmuller6084
    @michaelmuller6084 4 года назад +349

    2:25 das waren noch Zeiten in denen man sich die Hände geben konnte ^^

  • @viktormilbacher2605
    @viktormilbacher2605 8 лет назад +713

    These people must have Klaus-trophobia by now ^^

  • @Kirilo81
    @Kirilo81 4 года назад +66

    So genial wie beim Perspektivenwechsel auf Kopfhörer-Paul bei 7:25 der Ton gedämpft ist :.-D

    • @Endeoffen
      @Endeoffen 4 года назад +2

      Jetzt, wo Du's sagst...

    • @averilldalton3360
      @averilldalton3360 4 года назад +2

      7:22 wo er erst merkt das er nicht alleine ist.....jedes mal zum totlachen 🤣 !

  • @WupperVideo
    @WupperVideo 5 лет назад +330

    Ich habe diesen Film schon so häufig gesehen.
    Das erste Mal bestimmt vor 8 Jahren oder so in der Schule und seitdem irgendwie alle 2 Jahre. Immer wieder unterhaltsam. 😆

    • @silentseeker5534
      @silentseeker5534 5 лет назад +9

      vor 15 jahren in der berufsschule ich hab mich bepisst vor lachen. der lehrer fand den film nicht so dolle :D

    • @Nicop1801
      @Nicop1801 5 лет назад

      Das stimmt

    • @PlerTanix
      @PlerTanix 5 лет назад +1

      Ich auch :D

    • @einautofan6685
      @einautofan6685 5 лет назад

      Auch zichmal gesehn! Immerwieder Geil! Ham ein Schichtleiter im Lager mit Namen Klaus! Der kannte den Clip dammals vor zich Jahren garnet... Hab mich echt gewunnert damals... Zu Geil, Leude!😂😂😂

    • @johanneshausik6768
      @johanneshausik6768 4 года назад +1

      Kult aber immer noch geil besonders die säkretärin die story ist sexy aber so richtig im lager mit hohen schuhen voll geil 😂😂😂😂

  • @GreatBigRanz
    @GreatBigRanz 10 лет назад +246

    The absolute best work safety video in the universe!

    • @Doellimann
      @Doellimann 5 лет назад +3

      GreatBigRanz search for “Elektriker Horst”

    • @Daniel-hd7gq
      @Daniel-hd7gq 4 года назад +2

      Germans :D

    • @mollybunny9534
      @mollybunny9534 4 года назад +2

      Never Never as good as staplerfahrer Klaus.

  • @Zelle10
    @Zelle10 4 года назад +112

    Hollywood is still trying to make something that funny.

  • @BaronVonYolo
    @BaronVonYolo 5 лет назад +350

    German Happy Tree Friends

    • @joelceda3500
      @joelceda3500 4 года назад +7

      I literally thought like halfway "This is live-acted Happy Tree Friends!" XD

    • @SmokeMonkey1
      @SmokeMonkey1 3 года назад +11

      Happy kraftbetriebene Flurförderzeug Friends

    • @anbilo23
      @anbilo23 3 года назад +1

      Happy Tree Friends before Happy Tree Friends

  • @lastbohemian654
    @lastbohemian654 5 лет назад +273

    Bester Deutscher Splatter
    10 /10
    Cheers🤪

  • @nidhoggvomwalde2280
    @nidhoggvomwalde2280 4 года назад +16

    Ein kurzfilm, der nicht nur kult ist, sondern "inoffizieller" lehrfilm wurde.
    Dank der ikonischen stimme des sprechers u des anspruchs, wirkliche risikosituationen aufzuzeigen...
    U natürlich gore...

  • @JackD.Ripper
    @JackD.Ripper 4 года назад +17

    DER klassiker des deutschen splatterfilms !

  • @toja5434
    @toja5434 3 года назад +16

    The most valuable German movie I've ever seen.

    • @TremereTT
      @TremereTT 2 года назад

      the only sad part is that you are right! Well at least it's funny.

  • @vlaDVille
    @vlaDVille 11 лет назад +86

    This went from cheesy 80's training video to Final Destination VII.

  • @DTH2ALLU
    @DTH2ALLU 8 лет назад +417

    only mistake in this video was not sending Klaus home after the first accident

    • @Minervastouch
      @Minervastouch 8 лет назад +27

      +DTH2ALLU lol but then it wouldnt be as funny or as informative :) but yes technically you are correct.

    • @linostockling485
      @linostockling485 4 года назад +23

      @Blutvogt he got decapitated at 6:57

    • @HJB._
      @HJB._ 4 года назад +4

      Wrrrroooonnnng! How can we learn, when Klaus is not at work? Hm?

    • @longdongjohn6588
      @longdongjohn6588 4 года назад +1

      @@linostockling485 Spoiler alert.

    • @ThinLynottFan
      @ThinLynottFan 3 года назад +2

      First accident wasn't even Klaus's fault, it was the fault of the colleague who got up on the pallet.

  • @awdrifter3394
    @awdrifter3394 4 года назад +147

    Moral of the story, don't become a forklift driver if you want to live.

    • @NoraTheCreator117
      @NoraTheCreator117 4 года назад +1

      lol

    • @johnfoltz8183
      @johnfoltz8183 3 года назад +9

      Especially in Germany

    • @AP-lc5ys
      @AP-lc5ys 3 года назад +1

      Why not?
      Klaus is the only survivor, together wirh that spicy girl.

    • @BrilloBush
      @BrilloBush 3 года назад +10

      @@AP-lc5ys Klaus got decapitated. Pretty sure that kills people.

    • @AP-lc5ys
      @AP-lc5ys 3 года назад +3

      @@BrilloBush The movie ends with Klaus, his forklift and two poor Colleagues riding together into the sunset. Do we watching the same movie?

  • @TheColinChapman
    @TheColinChapman 4 года назад +84

    ...ein Glück, morgen is‘ Berufsschule!

    • @idarbongo80
      @idarbongo80 4 года назад +3

      Fällt momentan aus.

    • @Jobagentur
      @Jobagentur 4 года назад +1

      @@idarbongo80 Der Spruch bezog sich auf nen Werner-Film.

    • @idarbongo80
      @idarbongo80 4 года назад

      @@Jobagentur Den kenn ich natürlich auch, den Spruch gabs ja schon im Comic. Vielleicht fährt Meister Schurich auch Stapler?

    • @Jobagentur
      @Jobagentur 4 года назад

      @@idarbongo80 OK, jetzt hab ich wohl ne Bildungslücke: Wer ist Meister Schurich?

    • @MaurusMC
      @MaurusMC 4 года назад +2

      @@Jobagentur in den älteren Comics hieß Röhrich noch Schurich

  • @hatefulvengeance
    @hatefulvengeance 10 лет назад +200

    This video is as unbelievable as all hell!
    Your telling me Germany only has 31,000 forklift drivers?

    • @Witte88
      @Witte88 5 лет назад +8

      This is a french short movie The Film is 19 years old

    • @Maasl85
      @Maasl85 5 лет назад +36

      @@Witte88 Es tauch zwar Frankreich bei google mal auf, der Film wurde laut Wikipedia aber in Deutschland Produziert und zwar in der Nordheide. Wenn man die Namen im Nachspann liest, fällt auf, dass es fast nur deutsche Namen sind.

    • @Witte88
      @Witte88 5 лет назад +1

      @@Maasl85 Ich bitte um verzeihung wenn man diesen Film googelt und nur diesen kleinen text liest steht dirt frankreich 2001 mein fehler

    • @Maasl85
      @Maasl85 5 лет назад +3

      @@Witte88 Ach quatsch. Brauchst dich doch nicht zu entschuldigen :D

    • @Witte88
      @Witte88 5 лет назад

      @@motoemnk3839 ist von 2000

  • @motoemnk3839
    @motoemnk3839 5 лет назад +71

    Das war Kult, damals von dem Kumpel empfohlen bekommen, dabei hatte ich nie was mit Gabelstaplern zu tun

  • @generalralph6291
    @generalralph6291 3 года назад +21

    Speaking of first days on the job, I had a funny dream once where I was made a harbor container crane operator. In my dream, I knocked over a tower of containers and the domino effect took out hundreds of containers in the harbor, completely shutting down production. An older coworker walked up to me and I expected him to say, “We have insurance for this sort of thing,” but instead he said, “In 49 years on this job I have never seen one man cause so much damage all at once, and this is your first hour on the job.”

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 2 года назад +1

      That’s a good thing that was a dream

    • @generalralph6291
      @generalralph6291 2 года назад +1

      @@howardbaxter2514 Could have been much worse.

  • @stevesteuer5506
    @stevesteuer5506 4 года назад +155

    Und wenn sie nicht gestorben sind oder die Batterie alle ist , dann fahren sie noch heute .

    • @thenator86
      @thenator86 4 года назад +4

      habe ich auch gerade gedacht

    • @siquod
      @siquod 4 года назад +1

      Ich schätze mal sie sind gestorben bevor die Batterie alle war.

    • @elkeburkhard2314
      @elkeburkhard2314 4 года назад

      Der war gut den muss ich dir lassen

  • @90geekgirl06
    @90geekgirl06 3 года назад +17

    Instructor: You're now qualified to drive a forklift!
    Klaus: _I'm about to end my own career._

  • @user-bx4zq7fx7e
    @user-bx4zq7fx7e 3 года назад +21

    Es rührt mich schon fast dass dieser Deutsche Kulturklassiker nun international ist

  • @leopold7562
    @leopold7562 3 года назад +17

    Shortly after this, a job advert appeared for a metalworking outfit in Germany:
    Wanted - Various roles
    Owing to recent developments, we are now looking for the following personnel:
    1. Forklift Driver. Must be qualified and have passed the first day without being decapitated. People called Klaus need not apply.
    2. Warehouse Operative. Must be flexible, especially when falling from height.
    3. Packaging Operative. Must own their own knife. Titanium skull plates desirable.
    4. Warehouse Technician. The ideal candidate will know nothing about forklift engines and have two hands.
    5. Shop Foreman. Would be ideally suited to someone resistant to being chopped into pieces.
    6. Fabricator. Must be capable with a chainsaw and not be distracted by our secretary.
    7. Metalworker. Preferred candidate should have eyes in the back of their head and not spill their food on themselves.
    8. Training Manager. Responsible for making sure forklift drivers are properly qualified and not just handed certification.

  •  8 лет назад +9

    Brilliant. This is not just for forkluft drivers but the coworkers and bypassers on heels. Very well done.

  • @CitizenLUL
    @CitizenLUL 5 лет назад +24

    Oh mann, das hatte ich 20 Jahre nicht mehr gesehen. Hatte ganz vergessen, wie großartig das war :D

  • @carlpasha
    @carlpasha 4 года назад +8

    This never gets old. Especially the 'blade in head' scene.

  • @MerkinMuffly
    @MerkinMuffly 2 года назад +60

    This is how Sam Raimi got his start in movies.

  • @bdolfdritler7142
    @bdolfdritler7142 4 года назад +39

    Sehr erfolgreicher erster Arbeitstag wenn der klaus nicht morgen schon befördert wird dann weis ich au nicht

  • @edgarvonrabe7065
    @edgarvonrabe7065 9 лет назад +199

    Who said that the germans don't have a sense of humor?

    • @Nordlicht05
      @Nordlicht05 4 года назад +13

      I only know people who said : who said the Germans don't have an sense of humor

    • @HJB._
      @HJB._ 4 года назад +1

      This is not funny, this is reality.

    • @alenanikitina5929
      @alenanikitina5929 4 года назад

      just got 88 likes now :D

    • @ghost458
      @ghost458 4 года назад

      @@alenanikitina5929 lol ufffffffff

    • @unitrader403
      @unitrader403 4 года назад +13

      German humor is serious! It's not a laughing matter!

  • @Mariostern1
    @Mariostern1 10 лет назад +152

    Was schau ich grade, Final Destination?

    • @YZYLX
      @YZYLX 4 года назад +1

      Weiß ich selbst nicht

  • @fingersmcginty
    @fingersmcginty 2 года назад +7

    I must have watched this a dozen times over the years since I first was alerted to it (by a supervisor!) and still laugh each time. It's an excellent example of how an industrial film can be both informative and entertaining.

  • @philippb7028
    @philippb7028 4 года назад +6

    Ich habe immer gedacht es wäre eine Ausnahme gewesen dass uns das vor fast einem Vierteljahrhundert in der Ausbildung gezeigt wurde. Wenn ich die Kommentare hier so lese war es wohl eher Standard. Finde ich gut.

  • @IAmNumber4000
    @IAmNumber4000 3 года назад +25

    Us Americans can’t even hope to compete against clearly superior German safety training videos 😂

  • @axelvetter
    @axelvetter 5 лет назад +13

    When this film was released on Blu-Ray Disc I bought a copy immediately. There's no director's cut on it but the behind the scenes footage and documentaries are a lot longer that Staplerfahrer Klaus itself. BTW, the narrator is Egon Hoegen who voiced the traffic safety short film series "Der siebte Sinn" from 1966 until 2005.

  • @MP-bn8ee
    @MP-bn8ee 4 года назад +38

    3:56 Middag!!😂😂 Deutsches Kulturerbe und schon oft gesehen

  • @nneptune78
    @nneptune78 3 года назад +5

    Thank you Klaus. I will always remember your sacrifice.

  • @dcdude345
    @dcdude345 8 лет назад +23

    This is the greatest thing ever made. Ever.

  • @segaface3
    @segaface3 8 лет назад +64

    Is this how Klaus wound up in a goldfish body?

  • @nekolalia3389
    @nekolalia3389 2 месяца назад +2

    I like how Klaus starts off with some conscientiousness, but he proves to not be immune to the pre-established workplace culture of cutting corners.
    Corners, limbs; same thing, really.

  • @goldensolder44
    @goldensolder44 3 года назад +8

    Whoever thought this was a great idea for a work safety video, GIVE THEM A RAISE!!!

  • @TheBebel10
    @TheBebel10 2 года назад +6

    It was beautiful, very instructive indeed. Thank you Germany

  • @dwarslopers
    @dwarslopers 4 года назад +30

    Ich kann mich noch dran erinnern das der Film einschlug wie ein Skandal. Die Muttis von den Lehrlingen haben alarm geschlagen.
    Ich finde den Film immer noch Amüsant.

  • @analool7873
    @analool7873 4 года назад +22

    Kaum hat Klaus den Staplerschein, stirbt der ganze Betrieb
    Man kennts :D

  • @juliangallego7963
    @juliangallego7963 7 лет назад +134

    I love Germans now!

  • @HoloceneNamesake
    @HoloceneNamesake 3 года назад +4

    This is how vehicle operating learning videos should be made.

  • @StarlingASMR
    @StarlingASMR 2 года назад +13

    6:42 Dammit Klaus 👁👄👁🤌

  • @ez45
    @ez45 2 года назад +2

    This guy also voiced the early Need for Speed games in German! NFS2 and 3 car commentary immediately popped in my head!

  • @ranzbrot4049
    @ranzbrot4049 4 года назад +10

    Wtf ich habe nach Classic Rock gesucht... Ich weiß zwar nicht wie man eine Gitarre spielt, aber jetzt weiß ich mehr über Gabelstapler.

  • @LiquidGrasweg
    @LiquidGrasweg 4 года назад +3

    Der Klassiker schlecht hin, für die jährlich stattfindende Arbeitssicherheitsunterweisung oder für die betriebliche Unfallverhütung. Lustig und sehr überzeugend darstellt, was im Betrieb alles passieren kann. Dabei ist dieses Thema verdammt ernst gemeint. Sehr gutes Beispiel. Danke für den upload.

  • @Crazy_Sarah98
    @Crazy_Sarah98 2 года назад +21

    Way to go Klaus, you’ve created your very own horror comedy!

  • @bjoernmehren991
    @bjoernmehren991 3 года назад +1

    Habe heute meinen Flurförderfahrzeugschein(wat´n Wort)neu gemacht,nach 20 Jahren.Dieser Film wurde gezeigt.Ich war begeistert!!!

  • @nebelstefan1771
    @nebelstefan1771 5 лет назад +63

    2019 Jährliche Arbeitssicherheitsbelehrung

  • @OlegTeplyakov
    @OlegTeplyakov 9 лет назад +7

    That video is a masterpiece as it prevents harm in such an elaborate way

  • @Paesche
    @Paesche 2 года назад +3

    Ein wunderbarer Klassiker :D Bringt mich alle paar Jahre wieder zum lachen.

  • @ketamu5946
    @ketamu5946 9 месяцев назад +2

    I never had a forklift driver licence but thanks to Klaus I know all there is to know by heart.

  • @Delibro
    @Delibro 23 часа назад

    Seen this video more than 20 years ago. Watched it now again, I winced the moment I first saw Klaus, in remembrance about what to come :)

  • @MrMcUNO
    @MrMcUNO 10 лет назад +40

    HAHAHAAAAA xD
    Den haben wir in der Ausbildung geguckt xD
    Obwohl nicht alle High waren so konnte keiner mehr vor lachen sich auf dem Stuhl halten xD Slapstic/ Splatter vom feinsten in dokumentarischer Form :-D
    Das ich das nochmal erleben darf,Danke :-D

    • @johanneshausik6768
      @johanneshausik6768 4 года назад +1

      Wir auch alter haben wir gelacht 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Dominik1702R
    @Dominik1702R 8 лет назад +21

    hab ich damals bei meinem staplerschein auch gezeigt bekomme. haben tränen gelacht!

  • @qwerrrz202
    @qwerrrz202 4 года назад

    Das Video/der Film ist schon sooo alt, aber jedesmal ein Schmaus für die Seele. Eigentlich sollte man ja gar nicht darüber lachen, weil es halt zeigt wie es nicht gemacht werden soll. Aber mein Gott, das geht voll nach hinten los und am Ende sitzt wieder jeder in Tränen vor dem Bildschirm. Verdammt!

  • @mzaschko8528
    @mzaschko8528 5 лет назад +5

    Immer noch genial nach all den Jahren 😍

  • @Popk1ller
    @Popk1ller 4 года назад +220

    alles dreht durch wegen Corona
    RUclips:

  • @petzipetzi1
    @petzipetzi1 3 года назад +4

    SAW: "Ich möchte ein Spiel Spielen"...
    Staplerfahrer Klaus: Hold my Beer!!!^^

  • @turbojurpo
    @turbojurpo 3 года назад +7

    This is the best anime i have ever seen

  • @schneewolf1988
    @schneewolf1988 5 лет назад +146

    Ich glaube das könnte der neue Teil von Saw sein.

    • @HFC-hg4sy
      @HFC-hg4sy 5 лет назад +2

      Fsk 12 oder was😂

    • @attula5859
      @attula5859 5 лет назад +8

      Ich würde ja eher Final Destination sagen. :D

    • @ulrichkalber9039
      @ulrichkalber9039 4 года назад +3

      "Gabelstapler Amok"

  • @PapaNoot
    @PapaNoot 9 лет назад +107

    Dammit Klaus

    • @kleetus92
      @kleetus92 9 лет назад +9

      +ClarenChe He should have been named Carl... Damnit Carl!

  • @stellapm
    @stellapm 8 лет назад +134

    typical day in a German work factory

    • @denniswindhager3370
      @denniswindhager3370 4 года назад +7

      Bullshit

    • @allemagneproducer
      @allemagneproducer 4 года назад

      so true xD

    • @Marco-bf4uu
      @Marco-bf4uu 4 года назад +9

      @@denniswindhager3370 Deutsche haben wirklich keine Humor.

    • @ghost458
      @ghost458 4 года назад +2

      @@Marco-bf4uu leider nicht alle

    • @HiddenObject98
      @HiddenObject98 3 года назад

      @@Marco-bf4uu I don't know about that, German humour is the best xD

  • @Nodux359
    @Nodux359 4 года назад +2

    Oldie, but goldie!

  • @kamikaze9699
    @kamikaze9699 2 года назад +1

    This is merely the uncensored version of safety videos I had to watch in shop class during the 1990s. I approve.