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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024

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  • @southronjr1570
    @southronjr1570 4 года назад +834

    Next up, teleparamedic. How to drive yourself to the hospital for that foot that's been hurting for a year, at 2am.

    • @gamer_eliaz9519
      @gamer_eliaz9519 4 года назад +13

      Lmao so true man.

    • @xgnrazr3985
      @xgnrazr3985 4 года назад +48

      HE MADE THE VIDEOOOO

    • @jvea92
      @jvea92 4 года назад +16

      You’re a wizard

    • @alexismspgaming8260
      @alexismspgaming8260 4 года назад +6

      that is a "tele" that would actually be useful.

    • @jbrubin8274
      @jbrubin8274 Год назад +1

      Lmao!! 🤣 Champion reply. 🙌💯😂😂

  • @johnspencer9447
    @johnspencer9447 3 года назад +198

    “Happy wife you don’t get knifed” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ellengrace4609
      @ellengrace4609 Год назад +7

      I laughed way too hard at that one! 😂

    • @ralanham76
      @ralanham76 Год назад

      This might be related to the one with a girl runs across the yard and the wife just got home from the airport

  • @PalmBeachJunk
    @PalmBeachJunk 4 года назад +171

    I swear he was going to come back wearing his daughter's bike helmet with monsters High on it

  • @jb6712
    @jb6712 3 года назад +92

    Oh, man, when he popped back on camera with that "protective "gear"" on, I laughed so loud, I'm sure the mother and daughter in the apartment next door wondered what I was going on about!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
    This was totally AWESOME, and you must have a ton of fun making these videos, Jason!

    • @AtotehZ
      @AtotehZ Год назад

      To be honest, it would be better to wet a blanket and put it on his head. Depending on what that thing is made of it'll melt onto his head and it doesn't protect his entire head.

  • @rj45t568
    @rj45t568 4 года назад +155

    The combination nozzle....

  • @GregsWorkshopOregon
    @GregsWorkshopOregon 4 года назад +93

    First question should have been "Have you or anyone in your household had a cough, fever or headache recently?"

  • @HariSeldon913
    @HariSeldon913 4 года назад +26

    Had one of my doctors disappear on me last year. Didn't think much of the replacement he got to fill in for him, but still made the appointment for this year in case my doctor returned. When I called in to see if he was back and cancel if he wasn't, I was told he wasn't and the replacement was going to do a tele-appointment because of the Covid. I resisted saying it to the receptionist, but my thought was that he already seemed to be phoning it in figuratively when I saw him in person, now he's doing it literally.

    • @krakenpots5693
      @krakenpots5693 Год назад +2

      at least you got a replacement: here in France, Doctors are thin on the ground. when our family doctor bit the big one in 2019 due to Covid, his patient files were supposed to be passed on to another doctor, but so far, it hasn't happened, and my family and I are still looking for a new regular GP. Unfortunately, this is seeming to be an impossible task, as every single doctor we've seen in the last 3 years doesn't accept new patients!
      And France is supposed to have one of the best medical services in the world!!!

    • @hanzzel6086
      @hanzzel6086 Год назад +3

      ​@@krakenpots5693 Compared to trying to find a half-way decent doctor where I live, 3 years is a short time. I've been looking for close to 8.

    • @krakenpots5693
      @krakenpots5693 Год назад

      @@hanzzel6086 where do you live?

    • @hanzzel6086
      @hanzzel6086 Год назад +2

      @Krakenpots Canada. My old family doctor retired, and most of the others I've looked into are either ... questionable, or to overworked as is.

  • @Gunslinger2121
    @Gunslinger2121 4 года назад +41

    Next up.... Tele-EMS. “Sir, can you walk to the taxi?”

  • @_just_another_filthy_redcoat
    @_just_another_filthy_redcoat 3 года назад +79

    Mexican Bane ....
    Something I didn't know I needed

    • @tjfrye11
      @tjfrye11 3 года назад +9

      Oh boy do I have news for you

    • @JohnnyWishbone85
      @JohnnyWishbone85 3 года назад +5

      About that...

    • @defgirzawa7583
      @defgirzawa7583 3 года назад +4

      Well...
      How much do you like reading comics?^^'

    • @tajklair
      @tajklair 2 года назад +1

      Mexican bane can hurt you

    • @lindsyfish6704
      @lindsyfish6704 Год назад

      I was expecting a Luchador mask AND IT WAS *BETTER*

  • @GhostBear3067
    @GhostBear3067 4 года назад +90

    For the paramedics this would essentially just be Teledoc...

  • @M1ke10191
    @M1ke10191 4 года назад +38

    Telemedicine was forced on my urgent care. Had a patient scream at the front desk because we wouldn't handle her chest pain via telemed.

  • @coreyswisher4479
    @coreyswisher4479 4 года назад +413

    Can you put an N95 in the Bane Mask? Asking for a friend.

    • @thomasfletcher4765
      @thomasfletcher4765 3 года назад +6

      Good question . Hmmmm . Check Amazon . They have the mask ( just without the over the head strap )

    • @dylan_van2198
      @dylan_van2198 3 года назад +3

      Yah sure, just asking for a friend. We all know you are just asking for yourself.

    • @adamevans9697
      @adamevans9697 3 года назад +5

      Yes... though your mileage may vary

    • @alex_saint-matthews
      @alex_saint-matthews Год назад +1

      I did something along these lines with a Samurai mask. Worked out just fine.

    • @eddyflo2978
      @eddyflo2978 Год назад

      You definitely can but it won't work. My friend who tried had a free ride to the hospital than the morge. He sure did look cool while we painted, poor stumpy

  • @RedDogMamaHD
    @RedDogMamaHD 4 года назад +20

    my firefighter son-in-law shares your videos with me often. This one is EPIC!!!!

  • @footballbabe9821
    @footballbabe9821 3 года назад +3

    Happy wife, ya dont get knifed 🤣🤣🤣 this got me!

  • @coleycole2381
    @coleycole2381 2 года назад +2

    "Happy wife you don't get knifed".. Lmfao my man tell me when you're selling that shirt online.

  • @prfiljothuglife6366
    @prfiljothuglife6366 4 года назад +35

    Go get em brother lol

  • @WandererTheLost
    @WandererTheLost Год назад +2

    The best part about this is that he owns that Bane mask. He then proceeded to make fun of himself for owning while doing the Bane voice.

  • @christiangibbs8534
    @christiangibbs8534 3 месяца назад

    "Happy wife, ya don't get knifed." The key to marital bliss.

  • @codypausch1412
    @codypausch1412 4 года назад +32

    Happy wife you wont get knifed🤣

  • @esteranthony3835
    @esteranthony3835 4 года назад +7

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 Jason you are too funny 🤣🤣 I have one of those nozzles !

  • @thomasb3198
    @thomasb3198 4 года назад +8

    Love the Bain mask! I want one.

  • @sabatheus
    @sabatheus Год назад +1

    Bane Voice: *talking into a coffee cup* Now is not time for fear, brother. That comes later (when the wife comes home).

  • @ratsumatra3003
    @ratsumatra3003 4 года назад +4

    You never fail to make me laugh. Carry on man, please . Thank you !

  • @missdaisysunshine8633
    @missdaisysunshine8633 Год назад

    Such a talented actor I always forget that there is just one person doing everything.

  • @dengyaohou
    @dengyaohou 4 года назад +5

    That Bane voice is convincing

  • @isaacschmitt4803
    @isaacschmitt4803 Год назад +1

    Happy wife, you don't get knifed. I think I'm going to get that in those big letter stickers you see in people's houses sometimes, usually say "Live, Laugh, Love" or something just as basic.

  • @MySexyParrots
    @MySexyParrots 4 года назад +11

    That's hysterical!!!

  • @dakotawerlitz6565
    @dakotawerlitz6565 4 года назад +16

    Wooooo marshmallows

  • @dwayneklien5308
    @dwayneklien5308 Год назад

    LMAO, it never failed, while working as the Desk Sergent during the holidays, I would get dozens of calls from our civilians on how to cook turkey, ham and chicken, so many calls I had a library at my disposal.

  • @DavidJohnson-ww5id
    @DavidJohnson-ww5id Год назад

    Always hilarious! Thanks!+!

  • @tjfrye11
    @tjfrye11 3 года назад

    You merely adopted the fire. I was born in it, molded by it

  • @nightnight8724
    @nightnight8724 3 года назад +38

    Serious question: Would using a garden hose to put out a car fire actually be okay? My car caught fire a few weeks back when I tried to start it. My parents told me after that I shouldn't use a hose on it, and it was a good thing that they'd gotten the extinguisher out before I got the hose out. The logic was that there's oil and gas throughout the car, and it would mix with the water and spew it everywhere--similar to a grease fire. I know this video is intended as a joke and I might be looking too deep into it, but I gotta ask about it now. Either way, I love your content! It always makes me smile and laugh. :)

    • @jb6712
      @jb6712 3 года назад +21

      Looking it up online, that's a NO, never use water!! Only use an appropriate extinguisher, and make sure nobody gets near the vehicle, except the person with the extinguisher. Also, NEVER open the hood if it's closed---just like opening a window or door in a building, it'll let a lot more oxygen/air in, and the fire will quickly escalate. Call 9-1-1, of course, as soon as everyone is clear of the vehicle (article was using the assumption that others might be in the vehicle, too).

    • @davidsawyer3945
      @davidsawyer3945 2 года назад +12

      from a firefighter id say no if you have an extinguisher use it but your main priority should be getting yourself any everyone else away and calling 911 asap. it might be helpful to use the hose to wet down areas around it (buildings, trees, other cars). cars also have magnesium transfer casings most of the time and when water and magnesium heated uo enough come in contact it goes boom. rule of thumb with fires, get you and others to safety, and call 911. things are replaceable people are not.

    • @Yodah97
      @Yodah97 Год назад +1

      Well a car isn't a solid monolith. I'd assume that whether or not it's safe to use water depends on what is currently burning. But it's potentially unsafe, so when in doubt, don't do it.

    • @tyler19986
      @tyler19986 Год назад +1

      SERIOUS ASNWER: It'd be better to use an extinguisher of course (will smother the fire out much quicker), but if the fire is small enough, a garden hose could put it out. Only thing you want to keep in mind, ALTHOUGH somewhat rare, is some car models are made out of different metals (ex: older jeeps made out of magnesium). A fire then would act the same as a grease fire with water. Thus you'd need a Class D extinguisher (or a foam mixture that the fire service has).
      I don't get why people are outright saying no. We literally put the majority of car fires out with water....
      What you brought, while yes can splash around the oil, but that'd also be displacing the fire's 'fuel'. You'd have to be more careful at that point.... still you take one side out of the fire triangle, by displacing that fuel enough, and it'll still go out.

  • @nicksivert5431
    @nicksivert5431 Год назад

    Two years later:
    Help, help! My house is house on fire.
    Dispatcher: Oooo, sorry sir. The fire engines aren’t fully charged yet.

  • @christinemiller1885
    @christinemiller1885 3 года назад +2

    It's better than regular firefighting!

  • @christopherpascale3758
    @christopherpascale3758 Год назад

    Happy wife you don't get knifed. Happy husband you don't get bludgeoned.

  • @syriuszb8611
    @syriuszb8611 Год назад +4

    Well I think something like this will happen in the future. When the communication will be fully hands free and there will be some sort of way to stream what you see. It will be a part of regular emergency line, when their capabilities increases.

  • @HM2SGT
    @HM2SGT 4 года назад +3

    Marshmallows? Must be sta-puft!
    For everybody asking about teleparamedic, that’s easy. It happens every time your family decides to call you rather than going and being seen. Sure, I can accurately diagnose and treat anything from 200+ miles away based on your vague description over the phone!

  • @WhiskeyGulf71
    @WhiskeyGulf71 2 года назад +1

    This is the future, this & online firefighting forums 😂

  • @Big.cOfficial
    @Big.cOfficial 4 года назад +2

    Thanks for another funny video.

  • @ladydeerheart1
    @ladydeerheart1 Год назад

    Happy wife...
    Ya don't get knifed.
    Smart man. lol.

  • @jaypadulchick1355
    @jaypadulchick1355 4 года назад +3

    You've got to do teleparamedic!!

  • @claudiasmith9117
    @claudiasmith9117 4 года назад +3

    Love This!

  • @lilahgrey8255
    @lilahgrey8255 4 года назад +1

    Yasss I love all your videos!!! Much love from Australia 🇦🇺

  • @Irrgj
    @Irrgj 4 года назад +1

    I love these vids 😂😂😂

  • @darthkillerhog
    @darthkillerhog 4 года назад +1

    That firefighter book in the background the big red one i have the same one.

  • @havenparks
    @havenparks 2 года назад

    I was expecting Darth Vader. 😆

  • @snoopsnet8150
    @snoopsnet8150 2 года назад

    Lol, I mean...give a man a fish vs teach a man to fish.

  • @lairdcummings9092
    @lairdcummings9092 2 года назад

    Perfect spit-take.

  • @unclemikeslocksmith5530
    @unclemikeslocksmith5530 Год назад

    Again.... YOU MUST MAKE MORE OF THESE!!!

  • @adamevans9697
    @adamevans9697 3 года назад

    U forgot to scare the shit out of him by telling him about the hydronic assistors being freaking rockets of death if they over heat.

  • @jonathanugarriza9398
    @jonathanugarriza9398 3 года назад

    Jajaja buenísimo saludos desde PERÚ

  • @lydiarobinett6159
    @lydiarobinett6159 3 года назад

    I love the motto! 🤣

  • @BCA-1
    @BCA-1 4 года назад

    That was awesome!! Bane!

  • @kingzkid7rblx551
    @kingzkid7rblx551 3 года назад +1

    Theres a freaking coat in the backgorund!

  • @annep.1905
    @annep.1905 2 года назад

    Tele-firefighting, a.k.a., how to ensure that your vehicle/house/shed burns completely to the ground.

  • @brianellinger6622
    @brianellinger6622 Год назад

    he said thats his -------- and shes good and soo is he

  • @SonOfMeme
    @SonOfMeme Год назад

    The fire rises!

  • @spvillano
    @spvillano 6 месяцев назад

    Wait, the protective hat needs evaporative cooling! A little bit of gasoline should do nicely.
    (returns with hat ablaze, mask melted, flames apparent in the video)
    What happened?
    Well, it was taco night and I farted. We can forget about the minivan now. We will need the National Guard though, the neighborhood's in a full firestorm and there are tons of chemical burn victims...

  • @DHUTCH911
    @DHUTCH911 4 года назад

    Pure gold.

  • @caz5288
    @caz5288 3 года назад

    “Happy wife and you don’t get knifed”.

  • @shaniadirstein3650
    @shaniadirstein3650 3 года назад

    I love this!!!!

  • @theangrybirdgodofthebadlan2583
    @theangrybirdgodofthebadlan2583 2 года назад

    The fire rises

  • @rhainaweissehexe3899
    @rhainaweissehexe3899 3 года назад

    You guys Rock 🤣

  • @Wreckitralph1976
    @Wreckitralph1976 4 года назад +1

    WHERE DO I SIGN UP!!!!! I would love this job.

  • @olivedinuss8564
    @olivedinuss8564 4 года назад

    The Motto 🤣🤣🤣

  • @traviseversole7850
    @traviseversole7850 3 года назад

    Thats weird the house down the street there mini van cought fire

  • @forestxander
    @forestxander Год назад

    How did you manage to sound EXACTLY like tom hardy?!

  • @tombigt5455
    @tombigt5455 4 года назад

    Brilliant

  • @pubgmnoob5276
    @pubgmnoob5276 3 года назад

    So funny

  • @niqmal89
    @niqmal89 3 года назад

    God i hope this vid based on true story

  • @Firebourn94
    @Firebourn94 4 года назад +2

    Nobody knew who I was until I put on the mask

  • @BrokenRecordProductions
    @BrokenRecordProductions 4 года назад

    What happens when a person from the firefighter family marries a person from the police family?
    An awkward wedding? Lol

    • @HM2SGT
      @HM2SGT 4 года назад

      Broken Record Reminds me of a song playing on Houston area radio stations around 2000 about the marriage between a UT student and Aggie.

    • @whiplashfirephotography8348
      @whiplashfirephotography8348 3 года назад

      @@HM2SGT gig em

  • @adrianlewis3388
    @adrianlewis3388 4 года назад

    Are you sure youknow native lol "happy wife, no knife"

  • @fancen
    @fancen Год назад

    smart

  • @dustinl796
    @dustinl796 4 года назад

    How about tele 2am lift assist 😂

  • @aussiea1972
    @aussiea1972 Год назад

    Lmao 😂

  • @pamelaguzman7516
    @pamelaguzman7516 3 года назад +1

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @theBroG
    @theBroG Год назад

    LMFAO

  • @Adam_Poirier
    @Adam_Poirier Год назад

    😂

  • @Hundredacredaycare
    @Hundredacredaycare 4 года назад

    😂😂😂❤️❤️🙏🏻

  • @greyelkwilliams
    @greyelkwilliams 4 года назад

    Is this really happening in the world right now lol.

  • @charlesshelton7989
    @charlesshelton7989 4 года назад

    Peace has cost you your strength
    Victory has defeated you

  • @ryanlippert480
    @ryanlippert480 2 года назад

    🤣😂😅

  • @joeweaver1004
    @joeweaver1004 4 года назад

    How do u come up with this stuff

    • @jb6712
      @jb6712 3 года назад +1

      I don't know about Jason, but after working in a large hospital as a unit clerk and nurse aide for 30 years, all one has to do is just watch humans. Literally, that's all it takes. People do the weirdest stuff to themselves, to each other, WITH things that should never be used in or on any kind of living creature---yep, just people watching will give you the quickest results if you want to come up with any kind of comedy!

  • @1-1sapper87
    @1-1sapper87 4 года назад

    Lmfao

  • @constancemiller3753
    @constancemiller3753 3 года назад

    Budget cuts. 😣

  • @davedevries5866
    @davedevries5866 4 года назад

    😂😂😂😂😇😇😇

  • @Saltynerd
    @Saltynerd 4 года назад

    Whats next? Emts or police?