[@ariane_aka_alice]

It's the old lady's voice that makes this a thousand times better 😭✋
"Are you a Golden Snitch? Because I've been seeking all my life" ajshsgshssjsj that's so cute my heart can't take it

[@DeadricDeadggory]

lol

[@notbianca0]

I think the old lady's voice is from @chanwills0 but I'm not sure

[@Fliss932]

Yeah it is

[@user-bo9sk4qi7t]

I hope you’re all joking because that’s professor mcgonagal

[@I.have.social.anxiety]

Draco was like “nope I’m not doing this”

[@TN_Girl2009]

Yea😂😂😂

[@AllieS_0706]

Draco did a f this shiz I’m out

[@justan0therdumba55]

nah this whole this had me dying I EVEN FELL OFF MY BED AT SOME POINT FROM DYING💀🔫

[@DeadricDeadggory]

Are you still alive? 😂😂

[@Yes..imAyushi]

​@@DeadricDeadggory if you're asking me, no.

[@amymitchell264]

@@DeadricDeadggory Love the profile 😂 I was dying too lol

[@DeadricDeadggory]

@@amymitchell264 tyy

[@DeadricDeadggory]

@@Yes..imAyushi oh no

[@social_media_ruined_me]

1:34 THE WAY THEY ALL POPPED OUT-😭

[@NatayaDellavedova]

Yesss that’s when I lost it💀😂

[@stxrelle]

i literally started fucking wheezing 🤣

[@claire.305]

I SWEAR WHEN ALL OF THEIR HEADS WERE STICKKNG OUT I COULDNT IM DYING 😂😂😂

[@G4y-ls4de]

IKRRR 🤣🤣😂

[@edythejones4924]

LMFAO I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD I ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOWED MY GUM😂😂

[@DeadricDeadggory]

Are you okay?😂😂

[@edythejones4924]

Yeah but I'm a little scared cause my mum always told me not to swallow my gum and I never have til I watched this and I asked my grandmother what would happen if I swallowed gum and she told me that it would stay in my stomach for 7 years I don't want my gum to stay in me stomach for 7 years

[@STRQWBRII]

@@edythejones4924 it won’t, it only stays for a week

[@jiyatuber4170]

@@STRQWBRII When 7 years turns to 7 days:
Time: MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Parents: MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

[@galaxyexplorer_]

​@edythejones4924 Don't worry! It won't harm you in the slightest. I've swallowed gum so many times and I'm not dead! 😃

[@Myexistenceisirrelivant-]

I'm literally crying from laughter rn 🤣🤣🤣 y/n's reactions to all of them were just hilarious.. not to mention the actual pickup lines themselves XDXDXDXD IM DEAD I SWEAR XD😂😂😂

[@teresadilts7331]

I really want to thank whoever did this. I appreciate the laughter, tears, groaning at poorly said puns. Priceless

[@DeadricDeadggory]

That would be me

[@DeadricDeadggory]

And @chanwills0

[@teresadilts7331]

Well, I thank you kindly

[@animalapartments5231]

same

[@aruhiadhikari4845]

After Mattheo's I was literally WHEEZING at the point I fell off of my chair 😂😂😂

[@DeadricDeadggory]

jesus i hope ur ok

[@Potter_head208]

The fact that herminoe was the person who made it all up😂

[@DeadricDeadggory]

ofc

[@DeadricDeadggory]

For anyone who's wondering, the instrumental is 'Beg For Me' by Red Velvet

[@Idkk34]

Ty bestie ( btw it’s me )

[@adelyssebrown3576]

Draco had to be my favorite 😂

[@Tu.mi.tienes.loco_Loco.contigo]

Of course I was

[@Yes..imAyushi]

​@@Tu.mi.tienes.loco_Loco.contigo 😂😂😂😂

[@siangtinrem4423]

🤣

[@its.carolinee]

@@Tu.mi.tienes.loco_Loco.contigo hii Draco

[@Tu.mi.tienes.loco_Loco.contigo]

@@its.carolinee hey

[@Crowned-Diamond]

I'm watching this at 3am and I want to oaugh but I laugh so loud I think I'll wake all my neighbors up- 😂😂😂

[@DeadricDeadggory]

Make sure to promote me is they ask what had you laughing so hard

[@Crowned-Diamond]

@@DeadricDeadggory of course

[@a-chaotic-slytherin]

it’s 1 am right now 😂 my poor neighbor had to here me falling off my bed and laughing my head off 😂😂

[@user-who_is_willow]

I’m wheezing so hard right now 😭 that was hilarious 😭

[@DeadricDeadggory]

Im glad u enjoyed it lol

[@hollyguthrie1672]

I love it. It got me laughing so hard I nearly fell of my bed. The pick up lines, the set up by our best friend, the time they poked their head around the corner that was priceless. And most of all we actually said “does this mean you want to come over and f*ck” (yes I abbreviated it) oh my god I was surprised by our boldness. It amazing. Love your work

[@DeadricDeadggory]

ty that means so much 2 me

[@DeathSkullFire-hv3pm]

DAMM THIS WHOLE THING HAD ME DYING MAN I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD ON THE FLOOR I GOT A CRAMP OMFDS YOU SHOULD DO PART 2

[@DeadricDeadggory]

That is the part one and two tho lol

[@DeathSkullFire-hv3pm]

wheres part3 then@@DeadricDeadggory

[@DeadricDeadggory]

I dont rlly have any ideas for a part 3 tbh

[@aliciaescobar2060]

I would love to hear him say that to me ❤❤❤ I love Mattheo 🥵🥵🥵

[@DeadricDeadggory]

Well he just did so...

[@duckcicle]

I can't 💀why is this the best video ive watched in a long time
the fact that draco quit and did not show up the entire rest of the video

[@DeadricDeadggory]

Im so glad u love it, and that u think its the best video you've watched. That means alot to me🥺

[@animalapartments5231]

" Yes, I am devil's snare. Are you sunlight?" cracked me up

[@DeadricDeadggory]

Fun fact: I came up with that while i was re-watching the first hp movie

[@The_little_witch]

Draco....if you would have tried....IT IS YOU I LIKE YOU😭

[@DeadricDeadggory]

Cause it's you, you're the one that i want, You, everything that i want~

[@felicitygreenleaf]

I laughed so hard, why are these so good?! 🤣🤣🤣

[@DeadricDeadggory]

oh tysm

[@LALA-xi6tg]

"See this is why Mattheo got the s3xual pick-up line"
has got me laughing for days

[@camilagodoy5652]

I LOVE the pick up lines tho!And love this whole video tbh!!

[@DeadricDeadggory]

ty!!

[@marienorth9937]

I love Mattheo he is just so perfect and his smile ughh🥵

[@EarthlingEnchantress]

I can't wait to watch this on repeat while I'm on my road trip (I DO NOT DRIVE)

[@DeadricDeadggory]

Good, i dont wanna be liable when someone gets in a car crash for laughing too hard

[@Uhhhh4950]

Percy be saying a rizz in the most dignified manner ever,

[@DeadricDeadggory]

A dignified rizzler

[@MiniPrincessPea]

The photoshopped heads😭💀✋

[@HUSKERDUST3194]

I laughed so much that I don’t think I can laugh anymore. They were all so funny 🤣🤣🤣

[@Ascending2-ww6yy]

The devil's snare one from Fred and Y/n's reaction got me wheezing

[@auradark001]

when I saw the faces spying, I died laughing

[@DeadricDeadggory]

'Here lies Aura Dark. May they rest in peace.'🪦🌹

[@user-lt3pb9fe2v]

Ron: R u a basilisk?
Y/n: Well I hope not-
THAT GOT ME DYING

[@ivanavukelic-yb6bf]

wasnt even the video that got me it was the edited heads spying in the hallway 😂

[@DeadricDeadggory]

That toke me like 2 hours to do lmao

[@xoxogold1]

Nah i was Tryna hold in laughter this entire video

[@virkharmeek14]

"oOoOoOoOoOhHhHhHhH!!" Killed me. vibes from my friends when I talk to my brother during school.

[@LivG-ji4bx]

THE VOICES GOT ME DYING

[@DeadricDeadggory]

huh

[@arabelle3609]

When I heard Mattheo’s one 😂😂😂 can’t stop I have to watch it again

[@zolina___3574]

the way i started squealing when mattheo entered the screen-

[@DeadricDeadggory]

🐀 squeak squeak

[@ashleyhawthorn6010]

I started laughing so hard I can't even- 😂

[@londonfamily169]

Bro Cedric came back from the dead to do this pickup line and y/n rejected him…😂

[@foodiespoint4526]

Literally I was dying from laughter😂😂

[@martinsandysamantha1]

Me: trying not to die of laughter
Also me: dies of laughter

[@Voldys_gone_moldy]

bro i was laughing so hard my siblings asked me if i was mentally okay!!! im cracking up at this tho. im defiantly gonna use some of these on my friend

[@DeadricDeadggory]

yeahhhhh

[@Voldys_gone_moldy]

@@DeadricDeadggory i used them on her and we were both just dying in class it was so funny!

[@DeadricDeadggory]

The teacher like: o.o

[@Voldys_gone_moldy]

@@DeadricDeadggory haahahah yeaa

[@The_book_writer]

Omg chaos has irrupted in Harry Potter verse
True tho I’d sleep, date, marry, have kids with, and adore forever Mattheo

[@DeadricDeadggory]

wow that went by really fast

[@Allysandra_Scott]

Dracos was the best, totally

[@Mattheo_riddles_Wifey]

Percy had me dying! w that straight face!!

[@rileyjoans2852]

Not her like damn y’all be multiplying 😂

[@DeadricDeadggory]

LMAO

[@isabellascollections5384]

DAMMMM HERMIONE KNEW IT FROM THE BEGINNING 😂😂😂😂IM DIEING RN 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DeadricDeadggory]

obviously, she's called the smartest with of her age for a reason

[@athenakid482]

ON MATTHEO'S PART I BURST OUT LAUGHIGN AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE "what is going on pls help me" OMG IM STILL ALUGHING AS I TYPE THIS

[@DeadricDeadggory]

*alughing*

[@DeadricDeadggory]

*laughign*

[@Brianna_Olivas]

Imagine it was Draco that y/n liked and he just said I’m not doing this😂

[@Flamethrower-zl7qt]

Me: okay Fred’s up next. Surely he’s the one.
*Y/n rejects him.*
Me: 🥺

[@DeadricDeadggory]

awww

[@user-iu1jt9rx7w]

Noooo

[@sophiahill3136]

this is the best thing EVER

[@DeadricDeadggory]

aw tyy

[@user-jk1vd7wm5m]

OMG I LOVE THIS!!!!!

[@DeadricDeadggory]

tyy

[@_nellie.xd_]

IM CRYING THIS IS KILLING ME HELP LOL

[@TATUSIA_SIA]

1:32 this kills me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MaskGirl3526]

STOP! i died at Mattheos part 😂❤

[@Saankriti_swiftie]

1:33 this is beautiful 😭

[@chrisbryant3079]

“The sorting hat has spoken and I belong in your house-“

[@S.nicey.luvsoreos]

Gosh this is tooo funny

[@Juliforever_]

Omg im dying RoN aNd HaRrY AnD mE CrAcKiNg Up

[@DeadricDeadggory]

Congrats ur a nutcracker now 👏

[@Juliforever_]

@@DeadricDeadggory 💀💀💀💀 nah bro jit trippen

[@EleanorUber]

Sooooooooooooooo funny I loved Percy’s the most

[@hopea.9214]

Fr he was just like this is so stupid! So funny Loved it!

[@zolina___3574]

i was dying throughout this whole video 🤣

[@call_sign_ghost712]

this made me fall off my bed from laughter

[@DeadricDeadggory]

i hope u have a rug

[@call_sign_ghost712]

@@DeadricDeadggory i doo but its carpet TeChNiCaLy-
lol sorry tis something Hermione would say

[@marinar3568]

lmao im pretty sure my famely thinks i m having a sroke!!!!

[@TheGoldenGoddess616]

MY. JAW. DROPPED.

[@edit_s.equine]

I love Mattheo my pookie

[@teagantola7516]

That escalated reallllllll quick

[@The_little_witch]

Percy: "I do not appreciate the language used
Me: hola soy dora....CAN YOU FIND WHERE I GIVE A FUCK?!

[@DeadricDeadggory]

Hola, soy Dora, ¿Puedes encontrar donde me importa una mierda?

[@Iheartmattheo1020]

Not me literally dying right now🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Marvelpotter7]

They should've added Draco's ohhooooooo

[@cocoxasher]

I'm rolling on the floor from this

[@DeadricDeadggory]

at least ur not dead on the floor. Had at least 15 ppl tell me they were so-

[@therealashriddle816]

Anyone wanna come visit me in the grave?😂💀

[@DeadricDeadggory]

✋

[@Mythical-creature101]

This is gold l Love it and it’s true 😂😅😊

[@matthewspruhan9117]

The edited faces🖐️😂

[@Zeenia_F]

I LAUGHING MY ASS OFF MY BED 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Girllovespiceromance]

Lol i wanted to draco tho😭 lol😂

[@lilliakalumbula5983]

When Mattheo winked i folded it was to muchhhh 🥵😏🥵😏

[@persassyjackson816]

HIS WINK IM GONNA DIE

[@Galaxysisters4ever]

I’m trying not to laugh so hard cause 4 people at my house visting will come like what the

[@DeadricDeadggory]

Bro why are four random people at your house 😭

[@Galaxysisters4ever]

No they are my moms friends

[@DeadricDeadggory]

@@Galaxysisters4ever Oh okay, u had me concerned there for a sec

[@ocean25]

Oh my god, I think it's killed meh 🤣

[@Makeupstorys]

I cant be the inly one who stuttered in real life

[@MaddyLilyPotter]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I LOVE THISSS ONEEE
HES MINEEEE ❤❤❤❤

[@DeadricDeadggory]

yess he iss

[@Kirby_with_feet]

Put this on .5 playback speed.....hehe

[@DeadricDeadggory]

Oh my ears 💀

[@user-wv7rs4ue5n]

It wasn't a good idea watching this at a family party I was practilly dieing 😭

[@DeadricDeadggory]

[@soniademartinez6356]

I love it funny😂😂😂

[@brynnelearyglover]

I am dying rn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Fivehargreevesedits]

AHHH IM DIEINGGG

[@Laserlady-ki5ke]

Girl i have pcramps and laughing so hard made me happy but it def didnt ease the pain

[@DeadricDeadggory]

Oh nuuuuu im sorry ik how much it sucks. I'm glad i at least i made u laugh. Also Advil rlly helps from personal experience

[@Janelly71]

😂 LOVE IT 😂

[@SiennaLonghookEditz]

I told this pick up line to my guy best friend yesterday
Are you my test grade? Because I can’t stop freaking out about you

[@DeadricDeadggory]

OH MY GAWWWD
Was it a joke or fr I NEED MORE INFO GIMME THE STORYTIMEEE

[@SiennaLonghookEditz]

@@DeadricDeadggory it was a joke but he thought it was real he was honestly shocked and said “Are you joking?” And I decided to say no and he said “Did you find my diary or sum? How did you know?” And now I was shocked and I eventually told him it was a joke and I’m actually not interested in dating and he was not pleased

[@DeadricDeadggory]

@@SiennaLonghookEditz OOOOOOOF

[@sammcculloch4484]

Watched this to many time😂😂😂

[@TooManyFandoms120]

I died laughing.

[@_Nyx_0n_PawZ]

I started coughing

[@DeadricDeadggory]

I have cough drops if that helps

[@_Nyx_0n_PawZ]

@@DeadricDeadggory 🤣🤣

[@a-chaotic-slytherin]

0:25 cracked me up so bad 😂that i sounded like that one creaking floor board 😂

[@DeadricDeadggory]

oh my u should get that checked out

[@a-chaotic-slytherin]

@@DeadricDeadggory it’s fine that’s just how I laugh when smth s really funny

[@_Nyx_0n_PawZ]

I can’t helpppppp meeee

[@DeadricDeadggory]

Bro im not a demon he's still alive ToT

[@_Nyx_0n_PawZ]

@@DeadricDeadggory 🤣🤣

[@SagiAvniPlayzSecondChannel]

Fuck I wanted draco 😭

[@Tyleightacobell]

i died on Fred 😍😍😘😘🥰🥰

[@_Potato_17]

I WOULD DIE OMG

[@DeadricDeadggory]

Well...

[@ChantelleFraser-kj2xk]

I mean, yeah, i love mattheo

[@SleepyHead_issleepy]

I cant lol that was an amazing pick up line and all but why did they have to eavesdrop

[@Clara.boredytt]

I love this [i'm so ded right now not kidding]

[@DeadricDeadggory]

🪦 you will be missed😔

[@Clara.boredytt]

@@DeadricDeadggory Thanks i am very dead

[@DeadricDeadggory]

@@Clara.boredytt 💀

[@Clara.boredytt]

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