*got some LYRICS here:* (Round 1, FIGHT!) (Hoo hoo hoo!) (GET OVER HERE!) Choose your destiny, Flawless victory. (x2) -MORTAL KOMBAT!- So they're finally here, performing for you, if you know the words, you can join in too! (FIGHT!) Put your hands together, if you wanna clap, as we take you through this -MORTAL KOMBAT!- HUH! D K! DONKEY KONG! D K! DONKEY KONG IS HERE! (x2) -Liu Kang Walnuts -Sonya Peanuts -Jax Pineapple -Kitana Smells -Jade Grapes -Sub-Zero Melons -Scorpion Oranges -Cyrax The coconut shells -Smoke HE -Sheeva HE HAS -Motaro (Mwahahahahaha!) He's the leader of the bunch, You know him well! He's finally back, To kick some tail (HYAH!) His coconut gun, can fire in spurts! If he dongs ya (TOASTY!) It's MORTAL KOMBAT! He's bigger, faster, and stronger too He's the first member of the DK crew (..finish him..) HUH! D K! DONKEY KONG! D K! DONKEY KONG IS HERE! (x2) -Liu Kang Walnuts -Sonya Peanuts -Jax Pineapple -Kitana Smells -Jade Grapes -Sub-Zero Melons -Scorpion Oranges -Cyrax The coconut shells -Smoke HE -Sheeva HE HAS -Motaro BRUTALITY He has no style. ANIMALITY He has no grace. FATALITY Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-This kong has a SUPERB face! Just for you! FIGHT! HUH! D K! DONKEY KONG! D K! DONKEY KONG IS HERE! (x2) Choose your destiny.... DONKEY KONG! You will never win, muahahahaha! -Liu Kang Walnuts -Sonya Peanuts -Jax Pineapple -Kitana Smells -Jade Grapes -Sub-Zero Melons -Scorpion Oranges -Cyrax The coconut shells -Smoke HE -Sheeva HE HAS -Motaro FINALLY! He's here for you, It's the last member of the DK crew! (FIGHT! -Are you ready?) Greninja's so strong, it isn't funny! Can make a Pokémon Trainer cry "MORTAL KOMBAT!" Can pick up a DK with relative ease! Makes crushing DONGS seem such a breeze! HE MAY HAVE STYLE, HE MAY HAVE GRACE, BUT THIS NINJA HAS ONE HELL OF A FACE C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge! Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells Grapes, melons, oranges and MORTAL KOMBAT! Aw ye!
***** That's exactly what's being said. It was a pun on Scorpion being a ninja in the pokemon universe, since he and Red (Pokemon Trainer) had a serious bout during End Game 9, to which Scorps won.
And now we're finally here Fighting for you If you know the moves You can rip spines too Put your combos together If you wanna kill As we take you through This murderous thrill!
Fatality 1: Palm Plantation - DK breaks a coconut over his own head, then leaps into the air. He comes down palm-first, smacking the enemy so hard it embeds them in the ground. He then backs up and uses the Spinning Kong to rip the enemy's upper body off and send it flying into the air. Fatality 2: Konga Beatdown - DK claps his hands to the beat of mysterious jungle music, delivering a punch that rips off one of the enemy's limbs instead of a clap every first beat of a measure. He continues until they resemble the Black Knight of Monty Python fame, then finishes them off with a Headbutt that splits their cranium open. X-Ray: Wind Up and Pitch - DK attempts to grab the opponent. If he succeeds, he hoists them overhead and hurls them away, then charges up a Giant Punch. He pauses to run at the enemy and uppercut them into the air, smashing their lower jaw in the process. He continues winding up the Giant Punch, but pauses again to juggle the enemy with a head swing, breaking their legs. Finally, he waits for the enemy to hit the ground before finally unleashing his Giant Punch and caving in their ribcage.
Shadow The Hedgdurg What about the T-Rex one where their arms are shoved into their chest just a lil bit? That one, without blood, aint TOO bad... or what about the one where they're sucked into hell and tormented forever, but instead of blood and guts, its just coconuts and banana peels and all that good shit?
This is one of those things that shouldn't exist. It defies the logic of the internet. And yet it fits together and flows so well that I am glad it does. But I am very conflicted.
Finally he's here for you it's the last member of the DK Kroo. This Greninja's so strong, it isn't funny can make a Pokemon trainer cry MORTAL KOMBAT! He can Pick up a DK with relative ease Makes crushing dong seem such a breeze. He may have style he may have grace but this ninja has one hell of a face!
VGCW actually using this is ridiculous. And beautiful. Maybe someday we'll have them using the It Has to be This Way Reincarnation Mix for a fight between Kanji and Armstrong.
If we ever get a Mortal Kombat character in Smash Bros, I'd love to see someone make a video of them in a match against Donkey Kong with this song playing in the background. 😂
DK could have some of the best fatalities ever. Peeling the opponent like a banana, firing his coconut guns at them in spurts, his Banana Slamma punch, clapping their head apart...
Fun Fact: Funky's Fugue was actually planned for Killer Instinct a Mortal Kombat inspired game, an early version of the theme was even used in a Killer Instinct trailer. What a coincidence! XD
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HE MAY HAVE STYLE
HE MAY HAVE GRACE
BUT THIS NINJA HAS
ONE HELL OF A FACE
HE CAN USE FINISHERS
WHEN HE NEEDS TO
AND STRETCH HIS HOOK OUT
TO FIGHT YOU
M.K. MORTAL KOMBAT
M.K. MORTAL KOMBAT'S HERE
This Kong has a SUPERB face, just for you
S.R.
SHIRAI RYU
S.R.
SHIRAI RYU IS HERE
Donkey Kong's fatality is called expand dong
this made my coconut gun fire in bursts
i'm gonna clean up
If it shoots ya, you're gonna barf.
+Dogan I just swallow.
Iron Pineapple So this is where you came from! hahaha
It’s good to know you and I have the same shit taste.
But I thought coconut guns fire in _spurts_
...I sense the beginnings of a new replacement for Space Jam....
***** well then its..A NEW SPACE JAM!
Dong Jam
***** BUT WHAT IF DONG JAM WAS EXPANDED?
***** EXPANDING DONG JAM!
...aka viagra jam
THIS IS SO SLICK.
YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN.
if yesterday was a weekend day i would've reinstalled mahvel and all the dlc just to play with you
Yo, I've been meaning to ask you. You got a skype? 'Cause you can hear the crap I'm coming up with all the time if you add me there.
No my mum told me to stay away from strange people like you.
Lythero If you wanted some candy handed to you suggestively out of the passenger window of a van, all you had to do was ask. :y
Donkey Kong DLC if you pre-order Mortal Kombat X.
Now I want pineapples and coconut guns in MKX.
New finisher: *FRUITALITY*
We're gonna need to take "Self Defense Against Fruit" classes again, aren't we?
Just have Donkey Kong be a Mortal Kombat DLC character
Dillo64 Hey dude do you like armadillos and the nintendo 64?
OfDaSouth
What a weirdly specific question of which I have never been asked before. As for the answer, it is 42.
Dillo64 Aye, verily!
Donkey Kong DLC confirmed, with Bigger, Faster, and Stronger variations, too.
He's the first member of the DK Crew Dlc.
It would certainly get people buying the Switch version.
Too bad there's no Harder or Better variations.
HE HAS NO MOVESET
HE HAS NO FATALITY
THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY BABTALITY
Mortal Dongbat.
Oh yeah Mr.Krabs
The Golden Hybrid AAAAAHHHHHH
🌚🌚🌚
The Golden Hybrid OH GOD, HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
I want someone to hack this into every fighting game that ever existed.
That wouldn't make sense for a lot of games.
Geometry Dash Agent It would make all the sense it needs to make.
lol64min Get Tekken tag Tournament 2 on PS3 or 360. Download an MP3 of this. There you go, just set it to every stage and menu. :p
***** Not a fighting game but yes, all my yes.
***** True, yeah.
*got some LYRICS here:*
(Round 1, FIGHT!)
(Hoo hoo hoo!)
(GET OVER HERE!)
Choose your destiny,
Flawless victory. (x2)
-MORTAL KOMBAT!-
So they're finally here,
performing for you,
if you know the words,
you can join in too! (FIGHT!)
Put your hands together,
if you wanna clap,
as we take you through this
-MORTAL KOMBAT!-
HUH!
D K! DONKEY KONG!
D K! DONKEY KONG IS HERE! (x2)
-Liu Kang
Walnuts
-Sonya
Peanuts
-Jax
Pineapple
-Kitana
Smells
-Jade
Grapes
-Sub-Zero
Melons
-Scorpion
Oranges
-Cyrax
The coconut shells
-Smoke
HE
-Sheeva
HE HAS
-Motaro
(Mwahahahahaha!)
He's the leader of the bunch,
You know him well!
He's finally back,
To kick some tail
(HYAH!)
His coconut gun,
can fire in spurts!
If he dongs ya (TOASTY!)
It's MORTAL KOMBAT!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew
(..finish him..)
HUH!
D K! DONKEY KONG!
D K! DONKEY KONG IS HERE! (x2)
-Liu Kang
Walnuts
-Sonya
Peanuts
-Jax
Pineapple
-Kitana
Smells
-Jade
Grapes
-Sub-Zero
Melons
-Scorpion
Oranges
-Cyrax
The coconut shells
-Smoke
HE
-Sheeva
HE HAS
-Motaro
BRUTALITY
He has no style.
ANIMALITY
He has no grace.
FATALITY
Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-This kong has a
SUPERB face!
Just for you!
FIGHT!
HUH!
D K! DONKEY KONG!
D K! DONKEY KONG IS HERE! (x2)
Choose your destiny....
DONKEY KONG!
You will never win, muahahahaha!
-Liu Kang
Walnuts
-Sonya
Peanuts
-Jax
Pineapple
-Kitana
Smells
-Jade
Grapes
-Sub-Zero
Melons
-Scorpion
Oranges
-Cyrax
The coconut shells
-Smoke
HE
-Sheeva
HE HAS
-Motaro
FINALLY! He's here for you,
It's the last member of the DK crew! (FIGHT! -Are you ready?)
Greninja's so strong, it isn't funny!
Can make a Pokémon Trainer cry "MORTAL KOMBAT!"
Can pick up a DK with relative ease!
Makes crushing DONGS seem such a breeze!
HE MAY HAVE STYLE,
HE MAY HAVE GRACE,
BUT THIS NINJA
HAS
ONE
HELL OF A FACE
C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and MORTAL KOMBAT!
Aw ye!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
HE'S THE FIRST MEMBER
OF THE D-K CREW
'o'
+Crucillus Thorn
HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
THIS NINJA WILL DESTROY THE HUMAN RACE
It's raining on Mount Fuji
+Cardi Jey can u not
Cardi Jey the fuck does that mean?
I saw it all live.
It was magical.
You have done us a great service today.
any idea if the match is somewhere here on youtube? twitch maybe?
TheIncredibleMasterE off topic, but I really get a kick out of your profile pic. XD
"Put your hands together, if you wanna clap, I will take you through this MORTAL KOMBAT!"
Genius..
VintageSteelo don’t you mean KONGBAT?
I'm sorry, but "This Ninja has one hell of a face" is the most ridiculously badass and badassly ridiculous boast in history.
CG.
Coconut Gun.
DD.
Donkey Dong
Flawless Dong
I know that png.
oof
need your pfp sauces
HE'S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE MK CREW!
dat spy KREW*
He's the first ninja of the Shirai Ryu!
I didn't know how much I wanted this until now.
Godspeed.
Repiteo HD that profile pic. ;_;\
+lolpl0000 r.i.p Brawl In the Family
Fighting Styles:
1) Dong Expander
2) Coconut Gunner
3) Smashing Kong
4) 16- bit
"Choose your destiny.
Donkey Kong.
You will never win muahahaha"
That was brilliant xD
This is what playing ferra/torr must feel like.
Scorpion is yellow. Bananas are yellow. Donkey Kong likes bananas. Donkey Kong will win.
He got obliterated actually. :< I wanted him to win, too, tho.
Rip DK
@@BotanicSage *casually forgets dk punched the moon*
@@sleepydeeznuts Read again slowly, power scaler.
8 bit Drummer sent me here. NGL, really love it!
Put your hands together
if you wanna clap
as we take you through
this MORTAL KOMBAAAT!
Amazing.
And there it is. The song that will be playing non stop when I play Mortal Kombat X next month.
What exactly is being said at 3:04? All I hear is "This Greninja's so strong", but it sounds like they're supposed to be saying something else.
***** That's exactly what's being said. It was a pun on Scorpion being a ninja in the pokemon universe, since he and Red (Pokemon Trainer) had a serious bout during End Game 9, to which Scorps won.
***** Better nerf my dong.
***** Ramsay Batt Better n3rf my slam-dongk, expansion-pak-included, coconut-cream-pie-included Donkey Shlong-Dong.
SHORELY YU JESTIN Shieet
Ramsay Batt With extra coconut cream pies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
And now we're finally here
Fighting for you
If you know the moves
You can rip spines too
Put your combos together
If you wanna kill
As we take you through
This murderous thrill!
yes
6 years later and this IS STILL so underrated. Goddamn!
HUH
M K MORTAL KOMBAT
M K MORTAL KOMBAT’S HERE
Then theres chunky...
...he's dead
I know at 0:53 it's supposed to be saying peanuts, but I can't help but hear "DEEZ NUTS" every time.
Fatality 1: Palm Plantation - DK breaks a coconut over his own head, then leaps into the air. He comes down palm-first, smacking the enemy so hard it embeds them in the ground. He then backs up and uses the Spinning Kong to rip the enemy's upper body off and send it flying into the air.
Fatality 2: Konga Beatdown - DK claps his hands to the beat of mysterious jungle music, delivering a punch that rips off one of the enemy's limbs instead of a clap every first beat of a measure. He continues until they resemble the Black Knight of Monty Python fame, then finishes them off with a Headbutt that splits their cranium open.
X-Ray: Wind Up and Pitch - DK attempts to grab the opponent. If he succeeds, he hoists them overhead and hurls them away, then charges up a Giant Punch. He pauses to run at the enemy and uppercut them into the air, smashing their lower jaw in the process. He continues winding up the Giant Punch, but pauses again to juggle the enemy with a head swing, breaking their legs. Finally, he waits for the enemy to hit the ground before finally unleashing his Giant Punch and caving in their ribcage.
On behalf of the VGCW community, I gotta say thanks Sage.
This is pretty fucking awesome.
Make more VGCW based mixs
Don't underestimate this Goreilla.
He comes with a gun.
Is it wrong that I really want Donkey Kong as a guest fighter in MKX?
That be amazing.
ccghidorah1 There must be a MKX on Wii U and D.K. must be a guess DLC!
I, uhh... Don't think Nintendo would let donkey kong go through some of those fatalities...
+Ultellen Nocnir some? SOME? I don't think they want him to get ANY fatality!
Shadow The Hedgdurg What about the T-Rex one where their arms are shoved into their chest just a lil bit? That one, without blood, aint TOO bad...
or what about the one where they're sucked into hell and tormented forever, but instead of blood and guts, its just coconuts and banana peels and all that good shit?
This brings a smile to my face
HE HAD NO STYLE
HE HAD NO GRACE
THIS KONG NO LONGER HAS A FACE
"I didn't think they'd actually play it during the match, but they did! HE HE!*"
SHAO KONG
LIU KONG
KONG LAU
GET OVER *HE*
I love this way more than I should. Stumbling through RUclips is the best way to discover treasures!
This is one of those things that shouldn't exist. It defies the logic of the internet.
And yet it fits together and flows so well that I am glad it does. But I am very conflicted.
Finally he's here for you
it's the last member of the DK Kroo.
This Greninja's so strong, it isn't funny
can make a Pokemon trainer cry MORTAL KOMBAT!
He can Pick up a DK with relative ease
Makes crushing dong seem such a breeze.
He may have style
he may have grace
but this ninja
has one hell of a face!
The match wasn't all that great, but this song made it an absolute joy to watch. Thanks BS!
His only fatality is named "Expand Dong".
"KITANA SMELLS" lives rent free in my head to this day. She got done dirty.
I like that it's the Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe character select for some fucking reason
The VGCW world thanks you lord Sage
I miss VGCW so much
Mixing Funky's theme in here is a subtle touch, but extremely effective!
VGCW actually using this is ridiculous. And beautiful. Maybe someday we'll have them using the It Has to be This Way Reincarnation Mix for a fight between Kanji and Armstrong.
Put your hands together
if you wanna clap
as we take you through
this MORTAL KOMBAT.
Legendary.
Beyond space and time, the expanding of Dong is a true infinity within my body.
Would DK's fatality be showering his opponent in coconut creampies?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) oh yu
rumors says johnny cage's x-ray move changed in MK 10 because DK Expansion's pack was unbeatable.
Thank you. This has been the best mash up i've heard in a very long time. ever since triple-q went rogue...
Bless your soul BotanicSage you are a genius among dong expanding men.
Put your hands together if you want if you want to clap, as we take you through this MORTAAAL KOMBAAAAAAT
This is one of the most 90's sounding things ever made. I love it.
The original versions of these songs are dead to me. This is the only version I will listen to for the rest of my life.
Why have I not heard about this until now?
This is awesome.
"Shao Khan has challenged DK Realm to Mortal Kombat"
*There were no survivors.*
DONG-TALITY
DONKEY KONG WINS
Clever, funny, and also sounds good. I'm sure you saw it but the chat during the match went absolutely nuts.
[Baraka voice]
DK took my spot..... BOTANIC..........YOUREALLYGONNADOMELIKETHATBOTANIC?
This Dashie Reference though...😅
Gobul The Gobbler Boy you need to chill
Ben Dover You need to stop using emojis
Gobul The Gobbler No.Lol.
Ben Dover I'll never take you seriously then
Fun fact: Funky's Fugue was originally meant to be used in Killer Instinct, Rare's answer to Mortal Kombat.
That actually doesn't surprise me.
This is one of the best DK rap mashup's I've heard. Most times people just throw the song in, but this is really nice
Why does this slap so hard
The fact that this popped up for me six*** years late is disappointing... but i love this.
You, sir, have won an up rate and a subscribe for mashing up two of the best videogame themes in the history of videogame themes.
I couldn't stop laughing at that sneaky "Toasty" you slipped in there.
If we ever get a Mortal Kombat character in Smash Bros, I'd love to see someone make a video of them in a match against Donkey Kong with this song playing in the background. 😂
I have depressing news
Thats why mods exist my dear
A moment of silence for Baraka's spot sacrifice to bring us this masterpiece
This is... amazing. A Flawless Victory.
DONGTALITY
THANK YOU BOTANICSAGPAI!!!! you have made my day!
"Put your hands together if you wanna clap,
as we take you through this MORTAL KOMBAT!"
Best line ever. xD
I clicked on this thinking it was mod. Turns out it's so much better
Videos like this make me wish I could like it more than once.
Best damn jam i have ever heard.
Didn't realize I needed this in my life.
Thank you.
Oh man, this made the match so hype since the Rap was finally freed for one match.
I watched this year ago when I'm bored, when I came back just to watch this video. I just realized this was made by BotanicSage.
Come on Cranky, GET OVER HERE.
GG, amazing master piece.
THIS CHANNEL MAKES ME SO GODDAMN HAPPY!
You never fail to make a good mashup BotanicSage
i watched the entire thing and i dont regret it in the slightest. what a masterpiece.
FLAWLESS REMIX MISTER!!!
Welp, this was amazing! Never knew this would mash together so well!
Literally bringing two parts of my childhood together with this one.
He has no style
He has no grace
But this Ninja
Has a skeleton face
Absolutely sublime.
This is one of the greatest ideas ever.
DK could have some of the best fatalities ever. Peeling the opponent like a banana, firing his coconut guns at them in spurts, his Banana Slamma punch, clapping their head apart...
"As we take you through, this MORTAL KOMBAT"
That had me. I couldn't believe it. HOW HAVE I ONLY FOUND THIS NOW?!
Using Funky's Fugue for a Mortal Kombat Mashup is so damn clever and really elevates this.
in awe at the ingenuity of this man
absolute madlad
BotanticSage! You set DK up for failure..
2:30
"Choose your destiny Donkey Kong, You will never win!"
I wasn't aware how much I needed this
Fun Fact: Funky's Fugue was actually planned for Killer Instinct a Mortal Kombat inspired game, an early version of the theme was even used in a Killer Instinct trailer.
What a coincidence! XD
Man the DLC for Smash Bros. looks great!
God Damn This Fire is from back in 2015 ? How did I miss this fuckin
complete Dinger, Slapper, and ringer Holy shit go hard asf
A Mortal Kombat and a Killer Instinct mashup. Nice! 👍
Just realized this sounds just like Lords Of Acid, then realized who made the Mortal Kombat theme.
Funky's theme was originally made for Mortal Kombat, so it's not surprising that this works so well.