Searched a man in January and found a brick in his pocket, like a whole ass red brick. I asked the guy about it (high on meth of course) and he responded " its dangerous out here, gotta keep that Thang on me". So I guess it's a less than ideal weapon, but still better than a hi-point.
Bruh... Reminded me of this gem of a deer so i had to go find it. I will say the deer recovered rather more elegently than sir methhead: ruclips.net/video/2ft954vXPa4/видео.html
Not necessarily the weirdest thing I've ever pulled from a suspects pocket but his response was legit hilariously stunning. I was emptying his pocket when I found a bag of "crystalized powder", I asked him "What the f*ck is this?!" he looks me straight in the face smiles and high as a kite said, "That is high quality Methamphetamine, sir!"...well...al...alright!
not a cop myself but im not surprised at their calmness sometimes, i work in a walmart overnight so i see my fair share of meth users, i walked into the restrooms one night to clean and the dude was at the sink shooting up, turned to me and said "how's it goin", i said "good good and left
Had a foot chase through a middle class neighborhood one night, and the perp ran, full speed, into a clothes line (aluminum wire) at neck height! Funny watching him get "clothes-lined" like a WWE bad guy. He smacked the ground so hard that it knocked him out. Kinked the clothes line, too!
Almost? That makes it even weirder. Like, that dude did not put it in there and just forget about it. He had to have put it in there *recently*. That was probably the dude's lunch.
DM: "the cops show up to arrest you." Crim: "I run away towards some houses" DM: "there is a picnic table in your path, what do you do?" Crim: "I jump over it!" DM: "roll a D20" Crim: natural 1
I fought a transient on PCP at a freeway overpass. Once we got him in cuffs, we pulled out a waterproof alarm clock, a broken game boy, and about 15 small baggies containing rocks. Not drugs. Just rocks individually bagged. We did not have the chance to ask him the reasoning for the rocks because he was still tripping out of his mind strapped on a gurney.
Not a LEO Paramedic. Weirdest sh*t I've found on some one: An actual car jack, in their trouser leg. Barbie doll head in the pocket. (Legit nothing else. No wallet, phone money, drugs or I D.) Weirdest of all, A paper collage (folded in pocket) of Stephan Hawking on a flying jet pack wheel chair. With detail weird plans on how to build it. It was the most comprehensive 2 page collage and explanation I've seen ever. The math may or may not of been correct. 🤗
@@angstgaming7582 It is in fact incorrect, but I wasn't going to be the prick who starts a fight over it. "The math may or may not of been correct" should be "The math may or may not HAVE been correct." I provide this by way of clarification only as I don't want to be THAT GUY who starts fights over words.
i am related to a plethora of meth addicts i can further confirm this comment they do in fact keep the randomest shit in their pockets , and love collecting rocks / knifes / flashlights
I can attest it doesn't just apply to illegal crack. They kept me hopped up on 162mg of Concerta (Ritalin) for 15 years of my life. I can't tell you how many time I stopped to pick up a rock or a bottle cap because it was "pretty".
Once, a friend of mine was called to a barber shop due to a suspicious looking man standing outside and staring in with something in his pants. (I don't remember every detail of this part) When he went over, he talked to the man but he wasn't giving any information. He was sweaty and kept constantly jittering. He was very nice otherwise but wasn't cooperating so my friend decided he would pat him down to see what he was hiding. When he got to his legs (the suspicious part), he felt something abnormally big, moist, and hot, so he decided he'd let the guy take it out just to explain what it was. It was at that time that this man pulled an entire rotisserie chicken (one of the big ones) out of his pants and started crying. He said he bought one because he was hungry but his friend wanted to get a haircut. Not wanting to look suspicious holding a rotisserie chicken inside the barber shop, he hid it in his pants and waited outside. The man was sober and was let go after a scolding from my friend
When I was younger I went out riding with my mates. 6 am came around and after a long night of drinking I got home. Woke up the next day still wearing my leathers. Reached into my pocket and found a big mac I had stowed for later. Best breakfast ever
One of my uncles was an officer in the late 70s and early 80s. They stopped a dude during a drug buy and had somehow fit no less than 5 "intimate phallic objects" in his pockets. Which was really weird because the purchase was near a horse stable... He had some wild stories.
2:04 that same thing happened to me. A few years ago, I was throwing a frisbee around with some buddies in a park and one guys sent it flying across the green space and toward a part with a couple picnic tables, but I didn't see those. I was sprinting to catch it and was just reaching out when my shin hit the bench of a table in my blind spot and I flipped over the table in a fashion similar to that shown in the video. There's still a dent in my shin from where I hit the table.
No wonder Lil Wayne feels such loyalty. Wayne is one of those times when you really can't judge a book by its cover. He seems like a genuinely good guy.
Hey Donut, I just had to come and comment because I actually changed the mind of one person about why officers fire numerous rounds at suspects and it was amazing watching the proverbial light bulb light up when the persons views changed. I was discussing some LEO involved shootings with some co workers last week and it ended in me loaning my copy of Alone at Dawn, a book on the events of USAF Combat Controller John Chapman’s two Medal of Honor events and it really shed some light for a person who doesn’t even shoot and only watches movies. He just came to me yesterday and said “Wow, I didn’t know real people could get shot like that and still be alive, let alone fight!” I said yes, there are numerous instances of guys shot a dozen times or more and still continue to lay down hate on their enemy. In Chapman’s case it was straight heroism and he was the ultimate “good guy”, but it happens just as easily when you encounter the ultimate “bad guy”. The human body is a rough, tough, durable machine and if the will is there a person can absolutely keep fighting and ultimately killing people as long as there is blood pumping and brain signals firing. It was just a landmark moment to take a mostly anti gun/anti police guy and get him to admit he has been looking at things wrong all his adult life.
So when I worked in the jail, I found in a females pocket a little silver thing that looked like it opened. Twisted it, it vibrated, I screamed, dropped it on a nearby counter, and it vibrated away as I watched in horror.
The picnic table also disarmed him at the same time, I was expecting the cops to keep pulling smaller and smaller meth dealers out of his pocket. Russian doll style.
Hello Donut, I'm a huge fan and watch every video you produce. I work for a very small fire department in Ohio. Recently we remodeled our kitchen and put picnic tables just outside. Our plans were approved from the very beginning and they had the tables in the drawings. The tables are a great place for us to sit, talk, and decompress. However the local mayor is forcing us to take the tables out. Once the tables are gone the only place we'll have to sit is the engine bay. It especially hurts when I do 36 hour shifts one to two times a week for the Village (only leaving the station for calls and food). We have gone to meeting after meeting and have simple exhausted our resources to fight it. I was hoping you'd be gracious enough to use your platform to help raise awareness of this issue. Thank you for your time -Firefighter Brandt Webb
Constitutionally speaking it's not a crime. Police who don't support the constitution and enforce tyrannical laws are the worse. (Not referring to the video but in general)
What is the weirdest thing you’ve found in someone’s pocket: There is one guy I deal with at least weekly who is always super stoned. Every time without fail when we check his pockets he has two containers of beard oil. Every time.
The father of a friend (both cops) once had to take a cooked ham&chese sandwich. The crakhead stuffed it in his tight jeans' pocket. It was the classic runaway and takedown, so the sandwich was destroyed, and the cheese was everywere. Needless to say, the pocket search was messy.
To all the officers that shared the weirdest things found on suspects and other stories or just commented, thank you for all that you do, you are all absolute gems and we don't deserve you but we are grateful that you guys protect us. Thank you. 😁😁
Once we've searched some metal guy on the station. He carried a sign with some crazy shit written on it. We told him to pull down his pants so he pulled down his 7 or 8 pants he'd worn over each other. He also said he was God and Donald Trump and was spending the light for the universe. How kind of him. ~greetings from Germany
01:46 - 02:33 Thirty years ago, I looked on from ringside as a crackhead was KO'd by a tree after four brutal rounds. Then as now, the smart money was on the inanimate object. Regards, Kev
I lived in the same apartments as Lorena bobbit (thank goodness I never knew them) I had just finished college in Fairfax and I lived in Manassas, Va. I moved to Colorado in July 93’ a month after that craziness happened. It was a pretty wild story for our small apartment complex.
The story about lil’ Wayne and that cop is absolutely incredible, there are not only good cops out there, there are amazing cops that are there to serve their community’s in every capacity they can, I’m glad that cop saved lil’ Wayne and that he’s now returning the favor
you mean all the other cops in the Wayne story who just walked over him. One good cop in that story while the rest were being opportunistic. 1 good cop while the rest were bad. That's a shit ratio. I'm not a cop hater but that's what I get out of the Wayne story.
@@robert48044 I agree, In this story there were more bad cops than good cops, and I hope they were disciplined accordingly, but all it took was 1 good cop to save his life, and I think his actions should be commended,
My former LEO Uncle camp fire shared about a traffic stop/ parolee search that produced a Saws All modified with a fallic pleasure device, a part styrofoam part plush cushion anatomy bits female maniquin. The rookie was given the task of running the serial number of the saws all.
Thank you for talking about limp wristing a gun and how it causes jams. . I had never been taught to properly hold a gun and thought holding it too tight was wrong. Since I fixed my grip I have had zero jams. Thank you again
I’ve only been on the road for 9 months. I searched a guy with a hoodie and carhat coveralls on. In the front pocket of the hoodie inside the coveralls, I found a live frog. I asked why he had the frog… the frog (and meth) was his best friend.
The most memorable search was a man having a mental break. Per policy he has to be searched before transporting to the hospital. This dude had an opened can of cat food in his back pocket…….wet cat food! I still don’t understand to this day
Little Wayne is surprisingly based. He never race baits and has some good outlooks on life, he never blames others for his ups and downs and loves America. May not agree with everything he does or says but I can respect him.
@@willmullendore1846 "May not agree with everything he does" - there it is. No one's perfect and while I think we can agree that's an absolutely shitty thing to do, he has the right to do it.
Yea, he's a surprisingly down to earth guy. He's not about that whole "black people are oppressed by the white man and "systematic racism"" narrative that's being pushed these days either, he's called it out a few times now. Just another reason he's not allowed to make music.
Lil Wayne's story about Uncle Bob and his and outlook on the "color war" (race) is really eye-opening. Listening to his perspective is very refreshing and I wish more people saw the world as he does.
@@Kahn101 Calm down, dude. Not everyone on the left is a terrorist. I agree the Biden’s a bad President though (the Taliban wouldn’t have control of Afghanistan’s government if he didn’t have us pull out. Hell if using our full military strength on them wasn’t going to be viewed as politically questionable, this shit could’ve been over a long time ago).
So here's a little fun fact, I live in the Cookeville area whenever the incident of the man chopping his own weiner off happened. They ended up putting our highschool in a soft lockdown cause highway 70 runs through our town (though it changes names once you enter town but its still counted as highway 70) and everyone was so confused about what was going on. After the lockdown ended, our principal came on the intercom and said that a man was being chased on highway 70 going towards Lebanon and they put all schools into a soft lockdown in case the dude fully entered town. Everyone then learned about what actually happened the next day and we all had a good laugh about it at school
@@maffimukshukran9369 basically the school day still goes on, classes resume, kids can go between classes and the restroom, but nobody is allowed in or out. Often lunch and recesses are also inside only or cancelled as a whole. In a normal lockdown, everything including classes currently in session stop and procedures are carried out for extreme safety.
Great example of saying A LOT without saying much at all. You can sum your story up by saying that it happened near you but you didn't see it cuz you were in school.
That's awesome that you got a picture with both of those heroes. I've seen both videos and as far as the Darian Jarrett shooting I've watched that many different times because it's one of the coolest police chases I have ever seen with some extremely heroic officers.
Weirdest thing I ever took out of someone's pocket was two soft boiled eggs. They were shelled and he literally had them just raw dogging in his pocket. How tf was he gonna eat them with all that jeans lint on them? Your guess is as good as mine. Why soft boiled? Maybe he didn't have an extra minute and a half to make em hard boiled. But I tackled him, so... the yolk was on him
Searched a guy the other day after I caught him stumbling around down an alley. I have him spread his legs and I hear a crunch. I ask him what that was and he shrugged his shoulders. Shit you not homie had about 15 doritos in his pocket. I asked why and he said, "I didnt wanna go out without a snack"
Meanwhile at Prison: “Yo! how did you get caught?” “Yea I sent the police on a wild goose chase stealing multiple cars until they pinned me about 2 hours in to the chase what about you” “I got RKOed by a damn picnic table!” How the turned have tables…
@@shootymcshootfacekoff7972 @Shootymcshootface Koff only over your head, though. It's a quote from Michael Scott on The Office, and it's followed by silence. Hence my three dots inside quotations, because the quote should be "Well, well, well, how the turn tables..."
Everyone: *talking and joking about the tactical picnic table.* Noone: *Talking about how Lil'Wayne is a decent enough guy to offer to help the man who saved his life with assistance in any way shape or form, showing that he's still a decent person and hasn't lost his soul to the music industry..*
He once stated that the industry execs tried to get him to bash on white people. His response was "How am I gonna call white people racist? When I look out at my crowd, I see more white faces than black faces."
Jesse: Hey it wasn't my fault it was that damn picnic table! Mr White: Picnic table? Jesse: Yeah you know, it was just standing in the yard and it got me arrested. Mr Huwhite: Jesse what the hell are you talking about?
Was looking at Bosa Donuts menu on the browser. RUclips recommended your channel. Damn cookies. Not a LEO but appreciate all the hard work of the LEO community….and a good donut.
We have a couple of fire departments here in Massachusetts that have hovercrafts. They are mainly used for ice rescues in the winter but have also been used to eject smoke from large commercial buildings/warehouses that have had fire inside or have a heavy smoke condition inside the building.
@@paulrevere2928 I can see that. Hovercrafts move by using giant fans and they have to generate incredible amounts of thrust downward and backwards to move. Im thinking they basically turn the back thrust fans into a giant blower to clean smoke out by parking it at the front door.
@@lostloss6540 well if they were blowing air into it I believe it would but them being firefighters I would assume they would set it up to pull air out of the building and not push air into it
That had to at least fracture his forward leg, the amount of force it takes to fly 5 feet in the air and literally front flip over a table requires a serious blow to the shin.
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Searched a man in January and found a brick in his pocket, like a whole ass red brick. I asked the guy about it (high on meth of course) and he responded " its dangerous out here, gotta keep that Thang on me". So I guess it's a less than ideal weapon, but still better than a hi-point.
‘Better than a hi-point”. Awesome.
A *LITERAL BRICK* was is choice of PDW over a hi-point, at least he's got good judgement
i thought ppl carry bricks in an event of somebody catching up to them when they run, so they can toss the brick to get faster and outrun them ;)
What's red and bad for your teeth? 🤣
Totally believable.
The ATF:
“Picnic table? Cool, now tax it.”
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@@intellectualiconoclasm3264 You know when a joke has to be explained to someone, and everyone suddenly hates that person?
That's you homie.
"This picnic table has an after factory modification. Is that a cooler installed in the middle?"
Owner: "It's astetic."
The dude ran into the only obstacle in the yard. Guy has the IQ of a deer.
@J. Lee hate to admit it but you're right.
Your username was my face when I saw him hit the table in the open yard
Why are insulting a deer
Its like hitting a tree from a parking lot lol
Bruh... Reminded me of this gem of a deer so i had to go find it. I will say the deer recovered rather more elegently than sir methhead: ruclips.net/video/2ft954vXPa4/видео.html
Not necessarily the weirdest thing I've ever pulled from a suspects pocket but his response was legit hilariously stunning. I was emptying his pocket when I found a bag of "crystalized powder", I asked him "What the f*ck is this?!" he looks me straight in the face smiles and high as a kite said, "That is high quality Methamphetamine, sir!"...well...al...alright!
He was so proud lol
I’ll take your word for it then
not a cop myself but im not surprised at their calmness sometimes, i work in a walmart overnight so i see my fair share of meth users, i walked into the restrooms one night to clean and the dude was at the sink shooting up, turned to me and said "how's it goin", i said "good good and left
Well you certainly wouldn't want someone to have to settle for low-quality meth, would you?
@@user-ok4pk2mp3e That was 2 long months of stealing copper pipes from abandoned houses to get that high quality shit 😂😂
Awesome to see our video on here! Keep up the content! :)
Love the channel man, you have saved me from hours of boredom as well.
Same to you, your videos are great
Love watching your videos. 👍
I read the title and could've swore I watched the video before
La Crosse Wi sucks.
Ever heard of “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you?” Well this is “Don’t fight the bench that seats you.” Lol
gold
*groan* that was awful yet amazing. You should feel mixed about that!
This was amazing!!
Comedy GOLD
Can't lie, this was the best cringe joke yet. It's so bad but it's so good, like a Bill and Ted movie (the originals, not the new piece of turd)
Had a foot chase through a middle class neighborhood one night, and the perp ran, full speed, into a clothes line (aluminum wire) at neck height! Funny watching him get "clothes-lined" like a WWE bad guy. He smacked the ground so hard that it knocked him out. Kinked the clothes line, too!
damn, you know that had to hurt 🤣
Man tased himself without the taser
Bet that left a mark! 😂😂😂
The weirdest thing I found in someones pocket was a stick of almost melted butter
I used to sneak sticks of butter out of the fridge and eat them like a candy bar as a weird little kid.
-_-
@@thebanneredmare9190 gag
Well that’s interesting
Almost? That makes it even weirder. Like, that dude did not put it in there and just forget about it. He had to have put it in there *recently*. That was probably the dude's lunch.
DM: "the cops show up to arrest you."
Crim: "I run away towards some houses"
DM: "there is a picnic table in your path, what do you do?"
Crim: "I jump over it!"
DM: "roll a D20"
Crim: natural 1
Take my like!!!!!!!!
This is the first combat encounter of the Fantasy High series from Dimension 20
this is a true big brain comment (cop "let me tackle the motocycle guy" also cop NAT 20)
I am slain!
and being a drug user, they have a -12 to their reflex save anyway.
I fought a transient on PCP at a freeway overpass. Once we got him in cuffs, we pulled out a waterproof alarm clock, a broken game boy, and about 15 small baggies containing rocks. Not drugs. Just rocks individually bagged. We did not have the chance to ask him the reasoning for the rocks because he was still tripping out of his mind strapped on a gurney.
Dude the broken game boy is legit meth fodder. Have seen it quite a few times
Man that’s good 😅
Even if he fell in a ditch man was still gonna get his meth on time
so this is what Charlie Sheen meant when he was banging 7 gram rocks eh?
He used the rocks to get stoned. Jeesh that's so obvious!
Not a LEO
Paramedic.
Weirdest sh*t I've found on some one:
An actual car jack, in their trouser leg.
Barbie doll head in the pocket. (Legit nothing else. No wallet, phone money, drugs or I D.)
Weirdest of all,
A paper collage (folded in pocket) of Stephan Hawking on a flying jet pack wheel chair. With detail weird plans on how to build it. It was the most comprehensive 2 page collage and explanation I've seen ever. The math may or may not of been correct.
🤗
wait was happy wheels a prediction of what would happen when we desecrated stephen hawkings grave
I liked this then unliked it just to like it again because WTF?! 😂
Beautiful. Also, I am on a grammar campaign to ask people to stop replacing the word "have" with "of".
"The grammar may or may not HAVE been correct."
@@chasmofsar2691 what? Re-read what I wrote. There was nothing wrong or incorrect with my use of words (in regards to "have" or "of")
@@angstgaming7582 It is in fact incorrect, but I wasn't going to be the prick who starts a fight over it. "The math may or may not of been correct" should be "The math may or may not HAVE been correct." I provide this by way of clarification only as I don't want to be THAT GUY who starts fights over words.
I'm a former meth and crack addict. And I can confirm that this is true. We keep useless shit in our pockets 💯👌🏽🔥
i am related to a plethora of meth addicts i can further confirm this comment they do in fact keep the randomest shit in their pockets , and love collecting rocks / knifes / flashlights
I can attest it doesn't just apply to illegal crack. They kept me hopped up on 162mg of Concerta (Ritalin) for 15 years of my life. I can't tell you how many time I stopped to pick up a rock or a bottle cap because it was "pretty".
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Once, a friend of mine was called to a barber shop due to a suspicious looking man standing outside and staring in with something in his pants. (I don't remember every detail of this part) When he went over, he talked to the man but he wasn't giving any information. He was sweaty and kept constantly jittering. He was very nice otherwise but wasn't cooperating so my friend decided he would pat him down to see what he was hiding. When he got to his legs (the suspicious part), he felt something abnormally big, moist, and hot, so he decided he'd let the guy take it out just to explain what it was. It was at that time that this man pulled an entire rotisserie chicken (one of the big ones) out of his pants and started crying. He said he bought one because he was hungry but his friend wanted to get a haircut. Not wanting to look suspicious holding a rotisserie chicken inside the barber shop, he hid it in his pants and waited outside. The man was sober and was let go after a scolding from my friend
that poor guy now his rotisserie has sweat on it
Yeah I'm thinking he looks way more suspicious with the chicken in his pants 🤣
Ok... At least he wasn't high.
this has me crying laughing
he was lying to you. no sober man sticks chicken in his pants
Get that picnic table's badge number and get his superior kitchen table down there now!
Probably a Hibachi table, those things are badass.
When I was younger I went out riding with my mates. 6 am came around and after a long night of drinking I got home. Woke up the next day still wearing my leathers. Reached into my pocket and found a big mac I had stowed for later. Best breakfast ever
way too vivid. way too familiar.
same here but with filet o fish
You guys are gross I won’t even eat anything from fast food once it’s lost it’s warmth 🤣
@@realfun7188 cringe
@@realfun7188 gotta pick up the pace man
One of my uncles was an officer in the late 70s and early 80s. They stopped a dude during a drug buy and had somehow fit no less than 5 "intimate phallic objects" in his pockets. Which was really weird because the purchase was near a horse stable... He had some wild stories.
That’s why he didn’t make it over the table. All the shit in his pockets weighed his pants down. Gravity did the rest.
Lmaooo
that's where your wrong Richard, those probably weren't his pants.
😂
"Goddamnit, this is my 3rd holster, and it still wont fit my picnic table!"
"Damn you safariland!"
Yeah, not funny...
@@MrPland1992 lhh
You have to have a Flashlight attachment
Just put a tlr1 on it and put it in a phlster floodlight
Emily be like “DEFuND TaBLEs”
2:04 that same thing happened to me. A few years ago, I was throwing a frisbee around with some buddies in a park and one guys sent it flying across the green space and toward a part with a couple picnic tables, but I didn't see those. I was sprinting to catch it and was just reaching out when my shin hit the bench of a table in my blind spot and I flipped over the table in a fashion similar to that shown in the video. There's still a dent in my shin from where I hit the table.
Damn on the shin? That must've hurt like hell cuz that part of the bone, other than the ribs, hurts the most when on impact.
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Y'all are going to hell, lol. Gonna answer to Santa
That officer not only personally drove him but also carried lil Wayne into the hospital and stayed by his side💜
No wonder Lil Wayne feels such loyalty.
Wayne is one of those times when you really can't judge a book by its cover.
He seems like a genuinely good guy.
this is uncle bob?
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⬆️⬆️this is the Worst Prison Tattoo EVER!
Nice story glad he's grateful and proud to say it. ✌🏻 🇦🇺
Imagine when other inmates find out he got his ass whooped by a picnic table
Hey Donut, I just had to come and comment because I actually changed the mind of one person about why officers fire numerous rounds at suspects and it was amazing watching the proverbial light bulb light up when the persons views changed. I was discussing some LEO involved shootings with some co workers last week and it ended in me loaning my copy of Alone at Dawn, a book on the events of USAF Combat Controller John Chapman’s two Medal of Honor events and it really shed some light for a person who doesn’t even shoot and only watches movies. He just came to me yesterday and said “Wow, I didn’t know real people could get shot like that and still be alive, let alone fight!” I said yes, there are numerous instances of guys shot a dozen times or more and still continue to lay down hate on their enemy. In Chapman’s case it was straight heroism and he was the ultimate “good guy”, but it happens just as easily when you encounter the ultimate “bad guy”. The human body is a rough, tough, durable machine and if the will is there a person can absolutely keep fighting and ultimately killing people as long as there is blood pumping and brain signals firing. It was just a landmark moment to take a mostly anti gun/anti police guy and get him to admit he has been looking at things wrong all his adult life.
So when I worked in the jail, I found in a females pocket a little silver thing that looked like it opened. Twisted it, it vibrated, I screamed, dropped it on a nearby counter, and it vibrated away as I watched in horror.
That’s fkn hilarious 🤣
Did you get her Onlyfans??
"OH GOD, THERE'S NO SINK!"
Lmao 🤣🤣 that's hilarious but also ew, also thank you for keeping our jails safe and secure and thank you for protecting our communities.
Nooooo omg not the personal pockets pocket holder....oof
The picnic table also disarmed him at the same time,
I was expecting the cops to keep pulling smaller and smaller meth dealers out of his pocket. Russian doll style.
Meth dealer Nesting Dolls
Hello Donut, I'm a huge fan and watch every video you produce. I work for a very small fire department in Ohio. Recently we remodeled our kitchen and put picnic tables just outside. Our plans were approved from the very beginning and they had the tables in the drawings. The tables are a great place for us to sit, talk, and decompress. However the local mayor is forcing us to take the tables out. Once the tables are gone the only place we'll have to sit is the engine bay. It especially hurts when I do 36 hour shifts one to two times a week for the Village (only leaving the station for calls and food). We have gone to meeting after meeting and have simple exhausted our resources to fight it. I was hoping you'd be gracious enough to use your platform to help raise awareness of this issue.
Thank you for your time
-Firefighter Brandt Webb
What village do you work for???
Guy was going full sprint when the fricking picnic table said:
*"This is a school zone"*
Then proceeded to disarm him and knock him down
Just gonna say that "Carrying a Concealed Knife" should not be a crime.. Carrying a concealed picnic table though...
yeah picnic tables are just too dangerous on the streets
Neither should "felon in possession of a firearm".
Checkout this video called
Prison Stories - Getting Jumped Over Jelly Beans
It’s crazy! 🔪
Cpt is close to cbt and pee is stored in the balls so that means tables are stored in the balls
Constitutionally speaking it's not a crime. Police who don't support the constitution and enforce tyrannical laws are the worse. (Not referring to the video but in general)
What is the weirdest thing you’ve found in someone’s pocket: There is one guy I deal with at least weekly who is always super stoned. Every time without fail when we check his pockets he has two containers of beard oil. Every time.
Well if one is good, two is better. Does he even have a beard?
Plot twist: he does not have a beard :D
I have questions..
Does he have a beard?
If he does, is it a good beard?
How long?
@@technicaldifficulties368 I need these answers as well!
The father of a friend (both cops) once had to take a cooked ham&chese sandwich. The crakhead stuffed it in his tight jeans' pocket.
It was the classic runaway and takedown, so the sandwich was destroyed, and the cheese was everywere. Needless to say, the pocket search was messy.
*Guy:* *runs from police.
*Table:* "And I took that personally."
😂😂
“John Wayne Bobbitt: *Uncut*” is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.
"So, that's enough severed wobbly bit talk. Let's go ahead and wrap this up......."
Do you think that's what the doctors said to Bobbitt?
Da dum da tish!! (Johnny Carson rimshot)
Drug dealer: *Running away from cops*
Picnic table: *Teleports behind him* "Nothing personal, kid."
To all the officers that shared the weirdest things found on suspects and other stories or just commented, thank you for all that you do, you are all absolute gems and we don't deserve you but we are grateful that you guys protect us. Thank you. 😁😁
I've heard Lorena Bobbitt may have actually tried it a second time. But she failed and so was only charged with a misdeweiner.
Nope. That was her sister. 😂
Cmon donut I was just about to sleep, but this is as good as sleep.
if not better
Kinda of a stay up all night theme eh? Ha
Lol no u werent
I'm jealous. I'm about to go to work 😭
as I was falling asleep
the table even disarmed him. Maybe we need picnic table launchers on squad cars.
Literally lol.
Tactical table takedown
Disarmed him? Looks like it dislegged him.
@@bilcarter When someone says "why didnt they shoot them in the leg?" you can shoot them in the legs with the tactical picnic table accelerator!
This is slowly turning into WWE and I can't say I hate it
Once we've searched some metal guy on the station. He carried a sign with some crazy shit written on it. We told him to pull down his pants so he pulled down his 7 or 8 pants he'd worn over each other. He also said he was God and Donald Trump and was spending the light for the universe. How kind of him.
~greetings from Germany
01:46 - 02:33 Thirty years ago, I looked on from ringside as a crackhead was KO'd by a tree after four brutal rounds.
Then as now, the smart money was on the inanimate object.
Regards,
Kev
Had a guy armed with a “spud-gun” that he used to shoot butt plugs at houses to “butt-dazzle” them. Good times
A hero if I've ever seen one.
This is art, not a crime
I’ll be doing this. Don’t call the police.
@@clappincheeks5584 bonus points if it has a suction cup. Tag a cruiser door
💀
“Hi everyone, Donut here!” Just makes me so happy.
Me too!
69 likes ima leave it
always makes ya smile :D
It’s akin to to the ‘alright’ at the beginning of GrayStillPlays’ videos.
@@shadowfury428 or the "hello everyone and welcome to yoouuurrr daily dose of internet."
I lived in the same apartments as Lorena bobbit (thank goodness I never knew them) I had just finished college in Fairfax and I lived in Manassas, Va. I moved to Colorado in July 93’ a month after that craziness happened. It was a pretty wild story for our small apartment complex.
I love how he does the wacker at the end still
Seahawks are trash go Niners
The story about lil’ Wayne and that cop is absolutely incredible, there are not only good cops out there, there are amazing cops that are there to serve their community’s in every capacity they can, I’m glad that cop saved lil’ Wayne and that he’s now returning the favor
And most cops are good, it’s that really small percentage that gets put on the news and makes all the others look bad
you mean all the other cops in the Wayne story who just walked over him. One good cop in that story while the rest were being opportunistic. 1 good cop while the rest were bad. That's a shit ratio. I'm not a cop hater but that's what I get out of the Wayne story.
@@fwdrio what was the ratio of good cop to bad cop in the Wayne story? It would be the opposite of your statement wouldn't it?
@@robert48044 Yea... cause 3 cops is a great sample size. lmao
@@robert48044 I agree, In this story there were more bad cops than good cops, and I hope they were disciplined accordingly, but all it took was 1 good cop to save his life, and I think his actions should be commended,
we found a guy with the head of an eagle and eagle talons in his backpack. luckily it wasn't his backpack according to him.
Native American Drums Intensifies.....
Eeew
My former LEO Uncle camp fire shared about a traffic stop/ parolee search that produced a Saws All modified with a fallic pleasure device, a part styrofoam part plush cushion anatomy bits female maniquin. The rookie was given the task of running the serial number of the saws all.
It’s illegal to possess feathers from migratory bird unless you are Native American
@@parac0sm0naut26 poor poor poor rookie got the weird modified saw zaw
Keep that channel boomin I love it bro!
Came for the assault picnic table, stayed for the aerodynamic wobbly bit.
I just love how RUclips’s ad algorithm is suggesting picnic tables for me to buy. RUclips keeping us safe.
Until they turn into skynet of course☺️
Radio- "Cut off your wang to save the planet".
Me- "You've had a hell of a run Earth".
Thank you for talking about limp wristing a gun and how it causes jams. . I had never been taught to properly hold a gun and thought holding it too tight was wrong. Since I fixed my grip I have had zero jams. Thank you again
I’ve only been on the road for 9 months. I searched a guy with a hoodie and carhat coveralls on. In the front pocket of the hoodie inside the coveralls, I found a live frog. I asked why he had the frog… the frog (and meth) was his best friend.
Did you release the frog, or did you let the guy go home with his little homie?
The most memorable search was a man having a mental break. Per policy he has to be searched before transporting to the hospital. This dude had an opened can of cat food in his back pocket…….wet cat food! I still don’t understand to this day
Let it go if you *can,* that kinda behavior is *fishy* as hell, and will cost you your serenity!
How much was eaten?
That didn't happen in Denver or Aurora did it? 🤔
"man's gotta eat Mr.Lahey......"
He was Charlie Kelly-ing that shit and eating it, bet you a dollar.
Little Wayne is surprisingly based. He never race baits and has some good outlooks on life, he never blames others for his ups and downs and loves America. May not agree with everything he does or says but I can respect him.
He was stomping on a American Flag on one of his videos
@@willmullendore1846 "May not agree with everything he does" - there it is. No one's perfect and while I think we can agree that's an absolutely shitty thing to do, he has the right to do it.
@@ErikStehlar couldn’t have a better example. Well said
Yea, he's a surprisingly down to earth guy. He's not about that whole "black people are oppressed by the white man and "systematic racism"" narrative that's being pushed these days either, he's called it out a few times now. Just another reason he's not allowed to make music.
Yeah I agree.
“That’s a lot of charges, I see why he ran.” Half the charges are cause he ran. Lol. Love ya, Donut!
🤣🤣 he didn’t even try to jump it, he just straight up ran right into it 😂 that’s a solid table, dude went flying like a teenage gymnast
Lil Wayne's story about Uncle Bob and his and outlook on the "color war" (race) is really eye-opening. Listening to his perspective is very refreshing and I wish more people saw the world as he does.
Not every person that likes trump is a domestic terrorist. If you don't know , know you know...
Weird flex
@@Kahn101 Calm down, dude. Not everyone on the left is a terrorist. I agree the Biden’s a bad President though (the Taliban wouldn’t have control of Afghanistan’s government if he didn’t have us pull out. Hell if using our full military strength on them wasn’t going to be viewed as politically questionable, this shit could’ve been over a long time ago).
@dth stk Good thing your opinion is worth what I paid for it.
So here's a little fun fact, I live in the Cookeville area whenever the incident of the man chopping his own weiner off happened. They ended up putting our highschool in a soft lockdown cause highway 70 runs through our town (though it changes names once you enter town but its still counted as highway 70) and everyone was so confused about what was going on. After the lockdown ended, our principal came on the intercom and said that a man was being chased on highway 70 going towards Lebanon and they put all schools into a soft lockdown in case the dude fully entered town. Everyone then learned about what actually happened the next day and we all had a good laugh about it at school
What’s a soft lockdown? Do they pad the doors with pillows?
Hey, me too!
@@maffimukshukran9369 basically the school day still goes on, classes resume, kids can go between classes and the restroom, but nobody is allowed in or out. Often lunch and recesses are also inside only or cancelled as a whole. In a normal lockdown, everything including classes currently in session stop and procedures are carried out for extreme safety.
@@colinmoody1707 thank you for that explanation
Great example of saying A LOT without saying much at all. You can sum your story up by saying that it happened near you but you didn't see it cuz you were in school.
That's awesome that you got a picture with both of those heroes. I've seen both videos and as far as the Darian Jarrett shooting I've watched that many different times because it's one of the coolest police chases I have ever seen with some extremely heroic officers.
Seen a few of these but this one got my heart pumping! well done to the officers for regaining control!!
I'm surprised the Officer didn't fall as well.. from laughing so hard...
*Donut:* **Uploads content**
Yeah, I dont need sleep anyway
Same
I have school this morning 😪
Donut always uploads just before my alarm goes off, its always a good morning when I get a Donut vid 👌
It's a 10 minute video...
@@jonathanluis4966 And a 30 minute re-adjustement to sleepmode.
Finally a LEO Recap, my day is now blessed.
That table deserves a medal.👍
Weirdest thing I ever took out of someone's pocket was two soft boiled eggs. They were shelled and he literally had them just raw dogging in his pocket.
How tf was he gonna eat them with all that jeans lint on them? Your guess is as good as mine.
Why soft boiled? Maybe he didn't have an extra minute and a half to make em hard boiled.
But I tackled him, so... the yolk was on him
I just wanna say thank you to all officers currently working in the US. God bless you all!
Amen
stay safe y’all!
Searched a guy the other day after I caught him stumbling around down an alley. I have him spread his legs and I hear a crunch. I ask him what that was and he shrugged his shoulders. Shit you not homie had about 15 doritos in his pocket. I asked why and he said, "I didnt wanna go out without a snack"
Boss I’m always tuned into your videos and your mindset is soo freaking beast !!!keep doing what ur doing man we support you all the way in this
Weirdest thing I've pulled out of someone's pocket was probably their last bite of their peanut butter sandwich from several hours before.
Picnic tables need there own division:
ATF
Appliances Tables and Furniture
AFT Appliances Furniture and Textiles
2:10 he looks like he tried to step on the bench or dolphin dive over the bench like its cod
Appreciate the awesome content man!
The "picnic table PIT maneuver" has been adopted by most precincts now
Word has it, that picnic table has years of training and experience in this line of work.
Picnic table from Yellowstone, studied under Ranger Smith. Gave the perp a boo-boo.
Had a guy who kept a full on machete in his bag. Had several that kept random rocks, too.
6:58 gotta love Bronut casually scratchin' his pit
"I got that habit from being in the Navy, where you dont really want to sleep on your stomach..." this man is too funny!
Thought I was the only one who caught that lmao
I instantly came to the comments hoping someone else had caught that too
Ditto for Teamsters on the night dock. There's guys you don't wanna be in a trailer with on a cold night.
The Packers could use that picnic table in the linebacker position.
The mets should have it on first.
One of my fav videos so far! You nailed this one Donut!
Meanwhile at Prison: “Yo! how did you get caught?”
“Yea I sent the police on a wild goose chase stealing multiple cars until they pinned me about 2 hours in to the chase what about you”
“I got RKOed by a damn picnic table!”
How the turned have tables…
How the turn tables
@@detroitdave9512 "..."
@@avengingme whooosh?
@@shootymcshootfacekoff7972 @Shootymcshootface Koff only over your head, though. It's a quote from Michael Scott on The Office, and it's followed by silence. Hence my three dots inside quotations, because the quote should be "Well, well, well, how the turn tables..."
In booking we found an 8 pack of Oscar Meyer Weiner’s cause “he was going to work” we didn’t ask questions……..he had warrants, not ours!
I live about an hour from Cookeville... never been more proud to call TN my home
Hey Donut, iv been watching your videos nonstop ever since I found your channel. You make amazing content.
The table may have actually saved his life or the officer's. He dropped the gun.
Everyone: *talking and joking about the tactical picnic table.*
Noone: *Talking about how Lil'Wayne is a decent enough guy to offer to help the man who saved his life with assistance in any way shape or form, showing that he's still a decent person and hasn't lost his soul to the music industry..*
He once stated that the industry execs tried to get him to bash on white people. His response was "How am I gonna call white people racist? When I look out at my crowd, I see more white faces than black faces."
@Austin Kilgore Yeah, I've seen interviews when he won't place the racist card. "I just haven't seen it" I believe is what he said.
Mr. Donut does the best commercials and break downs. I actually enjoy watching the sponsor plugs. Lol 😂
In my day, the name Lorena Bobbit sent shivers down the spines of all men.
You ain't wrong on that one...used to hear it all the time "if you cheat on me I'll Lorena Bobbitt you" lol
Just have it sewn back on, then you’ll have a Frankenwank...
"....that mama bought them at 59.9% APR." You don't know how true that is. Hilarious.
Jesse: Hey it wasn't my fault it was that damn picnic table!
Mr White: Picnic table?
Jesse: Yeah you know, it was just standing in the yard and it got me arrested.
Mr Huwhite: Jesse what the hell are you talking about?
I’m from San Antonio! I love your videos there so entertaining and I hope you keep it up and your happy in life man great job!
Back the Blue 110% . Thanks for doing such a thankless job for little pay and putting your lives on the line! Thank you
I love how the cops are like, “On the ground! On the ground!” I think the tables gots that covered bro
"I learnt to sleep on my back while I was in the Navy
You don't really want to be sleeping on your stomach"
I died hahahaha
Joke is on him. He sleeps with an open mouth...
@@sebastianriemer1777 bahahahaha
best ads ever, keep going on YT youre awesome!
Was looking at Bosa Donuts menu on the browser. RUclips recommended your channel. Damn cookies. Not a LEO but appreciate all the hard work of the LEO community….and a good donut.
We have a couple of fire departments here in Massachusetts that have hovercrafts. They are mainly used for ice rescues in the winter but have also been used to eject smoke from large commercial buildings/warehouses that have had fire inside or have a heavy smoke condition inside the building.
Eject smoke? Please explain...
@@paulrevere2928 I can see that. Hovercrafts move by using giant fans and they have to generate incredible amounts of thrust downward and backwards to move. Im thinking they basically turn the back thrust fans into a giant blower to clean smoke out by parking it at the front door.
I believe that would fuel the fire
@@lostloss6540 well if they were blowing air into it I believe it would but them being firefighters I would assume they would set it up to pull air out of the building and not push air into it
*His shins* "Welp, it was a good run.... actually no it wasn't."
That had to at least fracture his forward leg, the amount of force it takes to fly 5 feet in the air and literally front flip over a table requires a serious blow to the shin.
Bro didn’t even try to step over it. It took a chunk out of my shin hitting a stump full sprint, I’d be amazed if this isn’t a fracture at least
Donut, you have THE ONLY sponsor shout outs I don’t fast forward through! So entertaining, and good products!
@0:53 during the Helix add why is that so funny to me!!? 🤣🤣🤣 A circus trick has me dying idk. 🤣