Pokimane and Valkyrae Rizz up Hasanabi

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  • Опубликовано: 14 апр 2023
  • Pokimane and Valkyrae Rizz up Hasanabi
    Hasanabi (AKA Hasan Piker) is an American Twitch streamer and political commentator. He is known for covering the news and discussing politics from a left-wing perspective. He also plays a variety of video games, reacts to funny videos and occasionally checks out memes made by the community.
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  • @Rubixion
    @Rubixion Год назад +13498

    women don't need rizz, he's right.

    • @marcodallolio9746
      @marcodallolio9746 Год назад +294

      Hot women don't. Normal women very much do

    • @DatBoiGloomy
      @DatBoiGloomy Год назад +320

      @@marcodallolio9746 nah cus even the mid girls get action just because dudes are down bad nowadays😂

    • @marcodallolio9746
      @marcodallolio9746 Год назад +474

      @@DatBoiGloomy sure, but if they want action from the specific guy they're into, and not some thirsty random dude, rizz is essential

    • @DatBoiGloomy
      @DatBoiGloomy Год назад +41

      @@marcodallolio9746 fair enough

    • @Kerpeles
      @Kerpeles Год назад +15

      These women don't

  • @sloth8866
    @sloth8866 Год назад +9210

    my guy is sweating a river

    • @larurentius
      @larurentius Год назад +41

      Fr

    • @Tead_up
      @Tead_up Год назад +171

      Millions on a crib just to be sweaty like the rest of us smh 😂

    • @sloth8866
      @sloth8866 Год назад +11

      @@Tead_up lmao

    • @myckull3820
      @myckull3820 Год назад +107

      @@Tead_up tf is he supposed to stop sweating when he buys a house worth millions?

    • @waefawawrgaw2835
      @waefawawrgaw2835 Год назад +20

      he smashed both so

  • @Mark_June
    @Mark_June Год назад +8463

    That Valkyrae wink is one of the most adorable things I’ve ever seen 😮

    • @poogru5566
      @poogru5566 Год назад

      Simp

    • @virtuoso7826
      @virtuoso7826 Год назад +144

      the 2 eye wink 😂

    • @elimhorn3308
      @elimhorn3308 Год назад

      Do you mean the blink? How are people attracted to this. Twitch streamers are over-grown children. Sure they have some good opinions sometimes, but they aren’t attractive.

    • @ArthurKnight1899
      @ArthurKnight1899 Год назад +5

      ​@@virtuoso7826 that.... That is a..wink..

    • @AdamSed64
      @AdamSed64 Год назад +74

      I cringed

  • @VIIZZZYY
    @VIIZZZYY Год назад +4052

    Hassan rizzed so hard he sweating

    • @smellycat57
      @smellycat57 Год назад +27

      it's a spot patch

    • @cclark3
      @cclark3 Год назад +3

      It’s almost like that sweat was there before anything happened LOL

    • @junelcabudoc7187
      @junelcabudoc7187 Год назад +4

      If we take the word "rizzed" out. It's very different now.

    • @VIIZZZYY
      @VIIZZZYY 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@junelcabudoc7187 LMAOOOO

    • @stevenjackson7956
      @stevenjackson7956 9 месяцев назад +1

      u must be fun at parties @@cclark3

  • @kristavaillancourt6313
    @kristavaillancourt6313 Год назад +3433

    Translation: Rae doesn't need rizz because she's got me.

    • @mikeballew3207
      @mikeballew3207 Год назад +142

      This is exactly what I heard as well lol

    • @Katkus.
      @Katkus. Год назад +12

      Think you meant me champ

    • @michaelhaydenbell
      @michaelhaydenbell Год назад +78

      What a super normal comment. I'm sure that's what he meant 👍👍👍

    • @drangus8818
      @drangus8818 Год назад +73

      ​@@michaelhaydenbell lots of extremely normal commenters on any video with the two of them. The guy has said it's none of our business and honestly I think the speculation freaks him the fuck out

    • @kakirin
      @kakirin Год назад +15

      ​@@drangus8818 not that it scares him but that people acting like this genuinely fucked multiple friendships for him which makes sense imagine trying to be friends w someone and have god knows how many people constantly saying you're together

  • @akj5521
    @akj5521 Год назад +2435

    lol my GF cant wink, so she does the rae thing

  • @NoorWael452
    @NoorWael452 Год назад +541

    Rae closing both her eyes as she winks is so adorable 😂❤

    • @DaisyDee5610
      @DaisyDee5610 9 месяцев назад

      She said she has a hard time winking.😊

  • @aidandurkan15
    @aidandurkan15 Год назад +794

    Yeah I mean women with rizz are probably to powerful 😂

    • @Mark_June
      @Mark_June Год назад +33

      Fr, It’ll be like thanos with the final infinity stone😂

    • @cceerrs
      @cceerrs Год назад +19

      I will bear that in mind, working on my game currently

    • @Purplethingyt
      @Purplethingyt Год назад +3

      I wonder. What is a woman with rizz like

    • @oobieo
      @oobieo Год назад +6

      The most desirable ones literally can't have rizz because true rizz can only be developed through necessity

    • @cceerrs
      @cceerrs Год назад +32

      @@oobieo what a load of hoopla

  • @cameronreeder9609
    @cameronreeder9609 Год назад +84

    as a girl who grew up ugly, developed crazy rizz, and is now getting cuter as I age, I’m ready to be dangerous af

    • @dmt472
      @dmt472 Год назад +11

      You're a queen, queen

    • @SableWind
      @SableWind Год назад +15

      Get it girl lmao

    • @JaseekaRawr
      @JaseekaRawr Год назад +5

      Frickin *love* this confidence!! 😤 Can you give some to me, too? 😅

    • @dhans9662
      @dhans9662 9 месяцев назад +2

      Dominate the world

    • @daughterofgod8152
      @daughterofgod8152 4 месяца назад +1

      Wait for me !

  • @voidzone8776
    @voidzone8776 Год назад +235

    Valkyrae messed up her wink and still looked cute.

  • @ast5578
    @ast5578 Год назад +987

    You know I want to see Hasan's reaction I really do, but I'm too busy being rizzed by two absolute QUEENS

  • @TheRmortz
    @TheRmortz Год назад +173

    The fail is mad cute tho

  • @maryjanedoe
    @maryjanedoe Год назад +89

    Rae's little "wink" was too mf cute to handle 😂

  • @rellykz
    @rellykz Год назад +155

    you can see the sweat on his forehead

  • @ZERO_O7X
    @ZERO_O7X 3 месяца назад +2

    I swear Poki and Rae are the exact same person. 😂

  • @TheRocking321
    @TheRocking321 Год назад +94

    Women are the living embodiment of Rizz.

    • @sageo7618
      @sageo7618 Год назад +15

      These comments are so sweet oml. I love Hasanabi's fanbase. ♡

    • @TheRocking321
      @TheRocking321 Год назад +4

      @@sageo7618 🤍🤍

    • @samuraijosh1595
      @samuraijosh1595 Год назад +7

      @@sageo7618 women are actually the angels mentioned in the bible.
      more valdation for you right here.

    • @darkhorse381
      @darkhorse381 Год назад +4

      Nah, what they have is different. Looking very good isn't rizz. Rizz is being charming independent of your looks (often despite your looks)

    • @jameer7565
      @jameer7565 Год назад +2

      Rizz isn't being physically desirable, it's about how you behave and present yourself. Same thing like saying someone has good or 0 "game", but in a more respectful way.

  • @trulydumb506
    @trulydumb506 Год назад +50

    If a women winked at me like that, it’d be one of the most confusing moments of my life. I wouldn’t be able to properly respond and I’d probably just ignore it and keep walking, assuming I had taken some form of psychedelic that morning.

  • @speeeee35
    @speeeee35 Год назад +41

    Rae is literally like one of the prettiest women I’ve ever seen in my life lol so I think she’s good. She’s also really cool and sweet which helps lol.

  • @nafiaahmed467
    @nafiaahmed467 Год назад +13

    *attractive women don't need rizz.
    Once I get thicc, grow my hair, clear my skin, lose my flab, it's over for all of you 😂

  • @benelson12
    @benelson12 Год назад +16

    I’ll be honest their normal personalities are like 10x the rizz of this.

  • @abegee93
    @abegee93 Год назад +50

    I’ve got the biggest crush on Rae but Poki’s rizz is out of this world

  • @EroticInferno
    @EroticInferno Год назад +10

    Anyone attractive doesn’t really need rizz, but it sure helps.

  • @chatter4427
    @chatter4427 Год назад +51

    Women with rizz is like jacked dudes with money, the game becomes too easy

    • @hejalll
      @hejalll Год назад +9

      *Pretty women with rizz

    • @darkhorse381
      @darkhorse381 Год назад +4

      Yea Poki doesn't need Rizz to get a guy. She only needs it if she's trying to melt the guy

    • @joesheridan9451
      @joesheridan9451 Год назад

      Girls don’t even care about jacked guys though lol. Money, yeah

    • @gerunkwon2598
      @gerunkwon2598 Год назад

      Jeff Bezos?

    • @AnarquiaCookbook
      @AnarquiaCookbook 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@hejalllany woman with rizz lives on an easier difficulty than any man

  • @Reprodestruxion
    @Reprodestruxion Год назад +11

    Hasan doesn’t need rizz now that he owns a puppy bear

  • @PARAMJITKAUR-dq8dr
    @PARAMJITKAUR-dq8dr Год назад +14

    these comments r not it.

  • @the10thwonder24
    @the10thwonder24 Год назад +3

    Song is Fairy by 9lives

  • @JConner49
    @JConner49 Год назад +17

    When I see Rae, I don't even feel rizzed. She's just adorable. Wholesome lady.
    women don't need rizz at all. They can just exist, and we'll still find them attractive.

    • @name-fv4du
      @name-fv4du Год назад +2

      see that's kinda a thing women complain about a lot and definitely a problem

  • @LethargicCarcass
    @LethargicCarcass Год назад +25

    Rae’s rizz is literally how bad her rizz is. The awkwardness is cute.

  • @v3gas102
    @v3gas102 Год назад +5

    I was pre-rizzed before they even insta-rizzed me.

  • @haydenroberts5353
    @haydenroberts5353 Год назад +23

    Lol look at how he tries to hide his smile

  • @arnavarora-bd5el
    @arnavarora-bd5el Год назад +31

    hasanabiproduction down this rabbit hole again, Classic

  • @tr33ki113r
    @tr33ki113r Год назад +17

    Only said that cuz valk rizzed him up.

  • @WhySoSerioussss
    @WhySoSerioussss Год назад +5

    She can say the most awkward shit and guys would still be rizzed tf up

  • @joylessdancer4554
    @joylessdancer4554 2 месяца назад +2

    Pokemon has no rizz. But she has cookies 😂.

  • @manidgamer4783
    @manidgamer4783 Год назад +1

    She accidently blinked😂😂😂

  • @serenagilbert1483
    @serenagilbert1483 Год назад +15

    nope we just have to be literally perfect & live up to society’s body and beauty standards 😅 ezpz

    • @samuraijosh1595
      @samuraijosh1595 Год назад +1

      men need to meet beauty standards and also have rizz

    • @bilbo7115
      @bilbo7115 Год назад +4

      ​@@samuraijosh1595i thought ppl got rizz out of necessity. All 3 ppl in this vid dont need it cuz they are good looking.

  • @KpopExotic
    @KpopExotic Год назад +9

    You do if you’re average or below, looks wise. Speaking from experience lol

  • @EricChoiniere
    @EricChoiniere Год назад +6

    HP in the Shorts game let's goo

  • @djcat6433
    @djcat6433 Год назад +2

    Man got rizzed

  • @daleadams2407
    @daleadams2407 Год назад +1

    Man was thinking of growing old with just a look

  • @Crunkboy415
    @Crunkboy415 Год назад +1

    Rae did the slow cat blink😁

  • @Curly28head
    @Curly28head Год назад +5

    If they look like those two they definitely don't need any rizz

  • @dynamodankkable
    @dynamodankkable Год назад +3

    That not sweat you guys hahah it’s like a pimple cover thing 😂

  • @wojtek0
    @wojtek0 Год назад +3

    Rae has her own type of rizz lol

  • @goddessjessica5897
    @goddessjessica5897 Год назад +1

    How did he manage to keep a straight face 😭😭😭😭

  • @SawChaser
    @SawChaser Год назад +2

    Gatekeeping rizz

  • @flex5753
    @flex5753 Год назад +2

    Ya fr it's to powerful 💀

  • @dhiznutz8926
    @dhiznutz8926 Год назад +2

    Back in our day, we used to call our ability to pull: "game"

  • @rustybone
    @rustybone Год назад +1

    Just gotta love seeing a cut of this clip being cringe before I sleep, and another cut of it being rizz after I fell asleep. Lmao

    • @eldritchbidoof
      @eldritchbidoof Год назад +1

      I wonder why you were watching it before going to sleep 👀 #whentheriznbecomethejizn

    • @rustybone
      @rustybone Год назад +1

      @@eldritchbidoof you okay there buddy?

  • @31olegna
    @31olegna 8 месяцев назад

    Kept it stoned faced throughout. Props.

  • @FenrirLunacy611
    @FenrirLunacy611 Год назад +2

    Cute Rizz by Valkyrae

  • @RCBackstaber
    @RCBackstaber Год назад

    She didn’t wink, she blinked 😂

  • @omegadirective
    @omegadirective 6 месяцев назад +1

    Look, for some lonely guys, just a woman talking to them normally is enough rizz.

  • @alwaysfucknlate
    @alwaysfucknlate Год назад +197

    My man hassan couldn't help it but you can see the thirst lmao can't blame him how fucking cute they both are c'mon

    • @ytsa8236
      @ytsa8236 Год назад +19

      He smashed both what you mean

    • @TheBigLime111
      @TheBigLime111 Год назад +62

      Calm down

    • @nion4081
      @nion4081 Год назад +11

      ​@Sweetdarling my man aint lying he double tapped😂

    • @AstroMonkey52
      @AstroMonkey52 Год назад +4

      ​@@ytsa8236lmaoo valky for sure

    • @rundmv6534
      @rundmv6534 Год назад

      ​@@TheDonkey666 yeah ✊️

  • @worldview3182
    @worldview3182 Год назад +1

    Kai really made the world say Rizz lol

  • @heihowl
    @heihowl Год назад +2

    One baby wipe is all it takes 😂

    • @alicefayxxo
      @alicefayxxo Месяц назад

      Not valkyrae she don't cake up the makeup and she showed her bare face it's pretty much the same

  • @GoIggles92
    @GoIggles92 Год назад +2

    ATTRACTIVE women don’t need rizz

  • @lunchtime2960
    @lunchtime2960 Год назад +2

    Poki. *wink
    Valk. *wonk

  • @jandjgaming6523
    @jandjgaming6523 11 месяцев назад +1

    Anyone else a little intimidated by pokimane, her rizz is emanating through my phone

  • @DaitoAnonymous
    @DaitoAnonymous Год назад

    Rae’s wink at the end was the most adorable thing ever

  • @TheDreadfulWolf
    @TheDreadfulWolf Год назад

    Rae’s like did I do it did I do it 🤣

  • @kstar1489
    @kstar1489 Год назад +3

    *hot women don’t need rizz. There, fixed it

  • @Mochi_177
    @Mochi_177 Год назад +3

    If I saw someone doing what pokimane just did I’d be on the floor 😂

  • @yourgirlkafka
    @yourgirlkafka Год назад +2

    would be so weirded out, If someone looked at me like that

  • @lomasharripersad1233
    @lomasharripersad1233 Год назад +3

    Women dont need rizz, they always have rizz

  • @IIRadiance
    @IIRadiance Год назад

    She didnt even wink she blinked rae is a treasure

  • @waltrogers4529
    @waltrogers4529 6 месяцев назад +1

    Lmfaooo ok yea dudes do that in anime’s not girls ladies 😂😂😂

  • @seano.2693
    @seano.2693 11 месяцев назад +1

    Women don’t need to have rizz.. but dammit I love it when they do.

  • @missbeaussie
    @missbeaussie Год назад

    That hair shake where no hair moved

  • @rosiebarakat605
    @rosiebarakat605 Год назад +2

    yall stay forgetting wlw 😭😭😭

  • @HiNRGboy
    @HiNRGboy 7 месяцев назад +1

    Can't tell the difference between the two, they're like twins

  • @doodle0_
    @doodle0_ Год назад +2

    me, a lesbian:

  • @Tyler-fg1pt
    @Tyler-fg1pt Год назад +6

    This so worked on me (I'm gay)

  • @gublagubgalub8092
    @gublagubgalub8092 Год назад +3

    Awwww rae is so cute

  • @spook6394
    @spook6394 10 месяцев назад +1

    being adorable af is rizz wdym

  • @Sigma_Niffy
    @Sigma_Niffy 11 месяцев назад

    Dude it’s a crab

  • @rvniam3429
    @rvniam3429 Год назад

    pokimane looks so goofy at the beginning

  • @Grimjoww
    @Grimjoww Год назад +2

    How to tell my mom a 30year old woman is my love of life

  • @sbeiting07
    @sbeiting07 Год назад

    I can’t imagine not being able to wink. It’d be like telling me both my pinky fingers always have to move at the same time

  • @kribble
    @kribble Год назад

    Bro is bricked up

  • @paulgana1823
    @paulgana1823 Год назад +1

    They only need rizz for the guys they're hard to get

  • @takoitsme4058
    @takoitsme4058 Год назад

    That is no fucking rizz that is just a stare. The light skin stare 💀

  • @PeterParker-gp8bi
    @PeterParker-gp8bi Год назад

    The first time this guy ever said anything that made sense

  • @nero15green
    @nero15green Год назад

    Sir. Sirrrr!

  • @Villani_AV
    @Villani_AV Год назад +2

    Yeah, if a woman ever did this to me I would just melt and not be able to speak. They're too powerful

  • @emersyn9
    @emersyn9 Год назад +4

    my now gf rizzed me up tho and i wouldn’t be with her now if she didn’t. i wouldn’t have said yes if she just straight up asked me so mostly no but sometimes yes

  • @mariozelenika8736
    @mariozelenika8736 Год назад

    Valk doesn’t need rizz she’s the rizz

  • @abdalaali3588
    @abdalaali3588 Год назад

    Almost puked when poki winked

  • @ozymandias___868
    @ozymandias___868 Год назад

    Valkyrae:😑😐

  • @phshgaming5281
    @phshgaming5281 Год назад

    The first 2 seconds were great but I got weirded out that her face wasn't moving

  • @lsfnezzy4874
    @lsfnezzy4874 Год назад +2

    He right, woman have automatic rizz (at least some do)

  • @billcutting2681
    @billcutting2681 11 месяцев назад

    It's called charm and they absolutely need to have it

  • @arioleigh
    @arioleigh Год назад +2

    SHES SO CUTEEEEEEEEE

  • @EclipseINF
    @EclipseINF Год назад +1

    Hasan got rizzed up fr

  • @DeoSiege
    @DeoSiege Год назад +1

    Rea is just fire

  • @SleeplessSiren
    @SleeplessSiren Год назад

    Pokimane got some ungodly rizz

  • @josh4640
    @josh4640 Год назад +3

    😂 he wasn’t focused when Poki was up soon as valk came up he didn’t even look away lol

  • @PoximMusic
    @PoximMusic 5 месяцев назад +1

    Women that look like that don’t need rizz

  • @TheAngryAtheist
    @TheAngryAtheist 4 месяца назад

    I was gonna say, this is gonna be hard to screw up... and then she did, and it didnt matter one bit.

  • @TommyDarxide
    @TommyDarxide Год назад +1

    I want to give a big hug to Rea a buy her an icecream😂 that was sooooo cute...Poki was seducing❤😂