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  • Опубликовано: 28 июн 2022
  • #meru #memes #funny #shorts #vines #mrbeast #pewdiepie #brightside

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  • @Head_Crab886
    @Head_Crab886 Год назад +1036

    If she tried to touch me,It would be doom eternal IRL

    • @PeanutTodcat
      @PeanutTodcat 11 месяцев назад +44

      Realistically you won’t be able to resist due to the charm

    • @frosty575
      @frosty575 10 месяцев назад +1

      If i was him... i would just sleep back. Until i realize something wet in the be-

    • @KGOD306
      @KGOD306 10 месяцев назад +36

      @@PeanutTodcatThe charm? Hell nahhhhhhhh *Grabs AK-47*

    • @blahajkitern
      @blahajkitern 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@KGOD306unhappily it's literally a seductive hellspawn with powers. Even if you don't find her attractive you're still gonna be in a Nsfw skuddbutt vid

    • @sammysanimationstudio
      @sammysanimationstudio 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@blahajkiternHAHAHA!

  • @nickyschuett3207
    @nickyschuett3207 2 месяца назад +163

    Merru: Shush
    Me: I'm getting the bible

  • @elliotbjerregrav5568
    @elliotbjerregrav5568 Месяц назад +2

    Merru:hehe
    Me: GET THE MINIONS GRU!

  • @NOTAFURRY246
    @NOTAFURRY246 3 месяца назад +123

    People thinking demons just hurt people:😡
    What they actually be doing:💀💀💀

  • @GoofBalls_studios
    @GoofBalls_studios 7 месяцев назад +494

    Merru: shush
    Me: DAD GET THE FUCKING SHOTGUN

  • @Tommie018
    @Tommie018 6 месяцев назад +222

    You can be sure, everyone here who pretends they didn't want that, are the ones who wanted it most.

  • @S4ans
    @S4ans 2 месяца назад +8

    "One second" *does every possible thing to make myself look better cause I can't look bad in front of a girl*

  • @knixonplayz
    @knixonplayz 2 месяца назад +69

    *Doom music starts playing
    Me: *Loads shotgun

    • @idajack5162
      @idajack5162 2 месяца назад +2

      Me too bro

    • @cimoon3946
      @cimoon3946 18 дней назад +1

      Don’t lie bro you wanna do it

    • @Hon3yComb_OFFICIAL
      @Hon3yComb_OFFICIAL 7 дней назад +2

      @@cimoon3946says the one who did it before🤨

    • @cimoon3946
      @cimoon3946 6 дней назад +1

      @@Hon3yComb_OFFICIAL I mean…. i kinda did watch it

    • @Hon3yComb_OFFICIAL
      @Hon3yComb_OFFICIAL 6 дней назад +1

      @@cimoon3946 WOAHHHH BUDDY😭😭

  • @greenie6418
    @greenie6418 Год назад +84

    nah bro i’m to busy sleeping with my rat family. the vents are my home.

    • @dumpsterfireguy789
      @dumpsterfireguy789 11 месяцев назад +5

      Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I Was Crazy Once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Rubber Room. A Rubber Room With Rats. And Rats Make Me Crazy.

    • @bro_got_you
      @bro_got_you 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@dumpsterfireguy789ok.

    • @Robert.j.m
      @Robert.j.m 7 месяцев назад +1

      I have rats chewing on my walls every night

  • @kuuluna
    @kuuluna 10 месяцев назад +72

    Legend says he died while giving seeds to that farmer girl

  • @BLUEY49GO
    @BLUEY49GO 2 месяца назад +19

    If she tried to do that to me I would’ve been like “COME ON JUST GET IT OVER WITH”☠️😭

    • @ulrikehorn4276
      @ulrikehorn4276 9 дней назад +1

      Same why not?

    • @user-gx5py8bs5f
      @user-gx5py8bs5f 3 дня назад

      What the heck😮🤧🤮🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @Pipperius
      @Pipperius День назад

      ​@@user-gx5py8bs5fdont pretend like u dont want it

  • @Man_named_guiseppe
    @Man_named_guiseppe 5 месяцев назад +16

    meru: shush
    me: this is my time

  • @AnxiousCinder
    @AnxiousCinder Год назад +180

    I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

  • @Inkbone3785
    @Inkbone3785 Год назад +488

    No because she would be very disappointed in my size.

  • @user-xk2lf6dm5b
    @user-xk2lf6dm5b 2 месяца назад +2

    Welcome to therapy shop but now everything is free now

  • @elmerhullc
    @elmerhullc Год назад +52

    The M249 light machine gun (LMG), also known as the M249 Squad Automatic Weapon (SAW),[3][4] which continues to be the designation that FN America uses,[5] and formally written as Light Machine Gun, 5.56 mm, M249, is the American adaptation of the Belgian FN Minimi, a light machine gun manufactured by the Belgian company FN Herstal (FN).

  • @ksawerydobiecki3679
    @ksawerydobiecki3679 Год назад +19

    Im getting out of my bed rn never coming back to my bed 💀

  • @Wiggadigga
    @Wiggadigga Год назад +15

    Hell nah bro has the body count of hittler

  • @aaronrodriguez-df7wb
    @aaronrodriguez-df7wb 6 месяцев назад +5

    MERU:think of it as a wet dream me:GET THE AK 47 AND AM A MINOR GET THE SWAT

  • @Gamechannelsomtimes
    @Gamechannelsomtimes Месяц назад +1

    Meru:shhh
    Me: DOMAIN EXPANSION

  • @RagingToaster
    @RagingToaster 6 месяцев назад +3

    BELIEVE ME I WAS SCROLLING

  • @Blackness_78
    @Blackness_78 Год назад +69

    Props the the neighbor kid bro, if she did this to me I would be WHAMMING ON HER BRO PUNCHES AND KICKS FLYING.

  • @isiahkarenthiea3496
    @isiahkarenthiea3496 2 месяца назад +2

    Bro of course, I'm trying if a girl's doing that.To me yes sir😂

  • @Bruhhh12348
    @Bruhhh12348 5 месяцев назад +3

    Kids:just saying nah
    Me:GET THE SHOTGUN

  • @yz806
    @yz806 Год назад +44

    for the kids that tried to look for nsw This show will no longer be watchable for a good cause have a good day

  • @BEACHIESFAN.
    @BEACHIESFAN. 2 месяца назад +4

    All I have to say is… Hide Away, Hide Away from me😔

  • @Fukyallfukz
    @Fukyallfukz 5 месяцев назад +1

    💀☠️😭🤣😂😅😆😁 "are you serious? This is torture, you're torturing me & everyone watching" lmfao

  • @Theamzinggumball
    @Theamzinggumball 2 месяца назад +1

    She would be dead if that was me

  • @desmonetizacao2466
    @desmonetizacao2466 7 месяцев назад +4

    WHERE IS DA CRUCIFIX JOHN?

  • @enricozerulo5332
    @enricozerulo5332 11 месяцев назад +58

    Jesus is the way

  • @emanuelepatronario7487
    @emanuelepatronario7487 19 дней назад +1

    The demon: Sshhh...
    Me: TSB mode activated
    The demon: Wait what

  • @andreredenz6681
    @andreredenz6681 3 месяца назад +2

    Me: bro who the fuck are u bro🤬
    My dad: wheres the fuckong nuke!!!

  • @AssasinatedIn1963
    @AssasinatedIn1963 Год назад +42

    & IM LITERALLY STANDING AT THE DOOR IN THE BEDROOM

  • @hectorryan7591
    @hectorryan7591 10 месяцев назад +5

    No, my gremlin energy will kill her on impact

  • @user-nz9uu9et9k
    @user-nz9uu9et9k 2 месяца назад +2

    Yo Ricky, I think you should get the Glock 19

  • @somerandomcanadian1869
    @somerandomcanadian1869 6 месяцев назад +1

    My grandpas dagger from WW2 next to my bed: 🗿

  • @Da_gaming-boy
    @Da_gaming-boy 6 месяцев назад +3

    MOM GET THE SNIPER

  • @who_stolemytoast93
    @who_stolemytoast93 9 месяцев назад +5

    i don’t exactly have to worry about this because i have a metal chair and i’m gonna throw it

  • @ragingcatinferno8818
    @ragingcatinferno8818 7 месяцев назад +2

    Gonna be honest. She seems like she'd be pretty nice

  • @MiraçaliTuna
    @MiraçaliTuna 5 дней назад +1

    Meru: shush me: english or spanish

  • @k-trashradio5163
    @k-trashradio5163 Год назад +74

    If succubi were real the world wouldn't have incels

    • @anne-shirleyjoquet6098
      @anne-shirleyjoquet6098 10 месяцев назад +13

      They are real

    • @lolekpllolekpl7560
      @lolekpllolekpl7560 10 месяцев назад +3

      If one is in your dreams, you can simply think that you have a weapon and it will appear in a dream

    • @Spector30309
      @Spector30309 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@anne-shirleyjoquet6098how do I find one asking for my friend....

    • @ImperatorBeton
      @ImperatorBeton 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Spector30309They are not physical.
      They appear in dreams but you will feel them lol

    • @Vertex_vortex
      @Vertex_vortex 8 месяцев назад

      @@Spector30309prostitution

  • @Leveditz481
    @Leveditz481 6 месяцев назад +3

    "I guess you wonder where ive beeenn" a wise dad

  • @SABERWOLF2557
    @SABERWOLF2557 3 месяца назад +2

    Sid the sloth once said: "No thanks I choose life"😂

  • @Mrmember-j4d
    @Mrmember-j4d 5 месяцев назад +2

    Yo, I better get my guns and be going to doom and internal the music playing😂

  • @poyoo7111
    @poyoo7111 10 месяцев назад +4

    Caught lackin bro thats the red spy

  • @Mister_gigacat
    @Mister_gigacat 9 месяцев назад +3

    Imagine if i see that ill take minigum holy water and my mama

  • @kevinmcghie-ko4jq
    @kevinmcghie-ko4jq 2 месяца назад +2

    Bro took 3 seconds to realize.

  • @AmerikaliOhioSinek
    @AmerikaliOhioSinek 4 дня назад +1

    A normal Ohio persons sleep paralysis demon:

  • @markushernandez1464
    @markushernandez1464 Год назад +6

    I WAS GOING TO STOP SEEING THAT THEN I COULDN'T STOP WATCHING IT 😅

  • @_.YUKIYO._
    @_.YUKIYO._ Год назад +66

    AYO WHAT THE FU-

  • @Findmeneveragain23
    @Findmeneveragain23 12 дней назад +1

    I watch a Safe for work version... Until I realized what the show was... I SAW ALL OF THE HORRORS I CANT UNSEE IT!

  • @kristathomas7922
    @kristathomas7922 13 часов назад

    I’m not sleeping tonight. I’m putting all the guards up. I think I’m not sleeping.

  • @Black_pfp_12765
    @Black_pfp_12765 9 месяцев назад +4

    RUclips U GOT SOMETHING TO DO

  • @SkirksFocalor
    @SkirksFocalor 11 месяцев назад +4

    when you have actually watched the full video💀

  • @TherianThatdontTakeHaters
    @TherianThatdontTakeHaters 3 дня назад

    YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FAST I WOULD SCREAM

  • @annietaylor2721
    @annietaylor2721 Год назад +8

    Ayo she kind of fine🤑😎

  • @jojo-mb9ev
    @jojo-mb9ev Год назад +5

    Ayo you Be Sus Bro

  • @Zachary-p9v
    @Zachary-p9v 7 часов назад +1

    100÷ yes ill stay asleep😅😅😅😅

  • @rennsnnn9447
    @rennsnnn9447 2 дня назад

    She'll be trying to crawl away from me once the sun starts coming up😅

  • @alitajones1577
    @alitajones1577 3 месяца назад +12

    Demon girl: a nice wet one
    Me: nope nope I’m done I’m getting my pan out
    Demon girl: huh?
    Me: *gets pan*
    Demon girl: oh so we are singing
    Me: spider woman spider woman
    Me: I SLAP A DEMON GURL WITH MY FRYING PAN
    Me: *slaps demon girl with the frying pan*
    Demon girl: OH FUC-

  • @McGregorymeganful
    @McGregorymeganful 4 месяца назад +3

    I definitely would try

  • @Boss_Arrow999
    @Boss_Arrow999 2 месяца назад +1

    Damn she clapped him real baddff😂😂😂

  • @QuintenMaes-uk3mm
    @QuintenMaes-uk3mm День назад +1

    Your not torturing me

  • @Userdoesnotexist.0138
    @Userdoesnotexist.0138 Год назад +20

    Bro was too chill about a demonic creature being in front of him

    • @werewolfbynight4918
      @werewolfbynight4918 10 месяцев назад +1

      Because She's Hot

    • @Grape210
      @Grape210 2 месяца назад

      Well to be fair he just woke up like when I wake I have to continplate my life

  • @FIickzFr
    @FIickzFr Год назад +7

    Ngl just had a dream wit her lets just say best dream ever

  • @lindacampos7653
    @lindacampos7653 17 часов назад

    BRO WAS THE SAYING AT THE END💀💀

  • @Cute_Blac
    @Cute_Blac 4 дня назад

    😂The last guy is literally

  • @Somethingyoullneverknow
    @Somethingyoullneverknow Год назад +8

    WHAT THE F-

  • @AlejandroSanchez-pp8lq
    @AlejandroSanchez-pp8lq 5 месяцев назад +7

    “you like like the neighbor😅”
    Had me rolling off of mount everist

  • @zinacharles-jf4ww
    @zinacharles-jf4ww День назад

    Demon:shhhh, just go to sleep like it was just a dream
    Guy in front of green screen:this is torture
    Merus target:(sleep talking):-no it ain't🥴

  • @scrp6638
    @scrp6638 6 месяцев назад +5

    >switch to Feedbacker
    >parry
    >switch to Marksman
    >alt fire 4 times
    >slam storage to reposition behind it
    >switch to railcannon
    >ULTRAricoshot x4

  • @Mr.G8026
    @Mr.G8026 Год назад +7

    HELL NAH IM GETTING THE FU$& OUT
    SNAP BACK TO REALTY I ANTE NO SIMP

  • @Blueb3rryz1
    @Blueb3rryz1 2 дня назад

    "English or spanish" is the best way to surrive

  • @Yourlazymuzansimpkittycat
    @Yourlazymuzansimpkittycat 4 дня назад

    That demon: Shush.....
    Me: WTF WHO ARE YOU?!!

  • @Autonomous_Subject
    @Autonomous_Subject 9 месяцев назад +6

    I need to see the rest! 🤧

    • @Sopherpher
      @Sopherpher 2 месяца назад +2

      Same i got so mad when it cut off

    • @leonwiteski9422
      @leonwiteski9422 2 месяца назад +2

      What is it called !!!

    • @leonwiteski9422
      @leonwiteski9422 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@Sopherpher What is it called

    • @Sopherpher
      @Sopherpher 2 месяца назад

      @@leonwiteski9422 ?

  • @VoidinSI
    @VoidinSI 9 месяцев назад +6

    if that bi- touches me it's gonna be doom eternal all over again...

  • @Bestie..22-p9q
    @Bestie..22-p9q 5 дней назад +1

    If this happened to me then ima bring out the holy water😊

  • @1TZ_LUNARZ69
    @1TZ_LUNARZ69 3 дня назад

    I have watched the full video because of a dare and now im traumatized.

  • @wolfiethe2nd
    @wolfiethe2nd 9 месяцев назад +4

    Bro if that girl touched me I’d be like: OH SHIT LADY DONT TOUCH ME LIKE THAT I BARELY KNOW U AW HELL NO

  • @CoolGuyOfficial.
    @CoolGuyOfficial. 5 месяцев назад +12

    Smash, next question?

    • @eruxtion
      @eruxtion 5 месяцев назад

      Bru 😂

    • @vibewithelij2642
      @vibewithelij2642 4 месяца назад +1

      Bruh the second she pops out a demon baby hell spawn, you gonna be running

    • @CoolGuyOfficial.
      @CoolGuyOfficial. 4 месяца назад +1

      @@vibewithelij2642 Nah, I'd win🗿

  • @ROBLOXMEMESgames07l03
    @ROBLOXMEMESgames07l03 3 дня назад

    POV ME COMING IN: holy sprint activate holy sprint activate

  • @Mistrz_kaczek
    @Mistrz_kaczek 5 дней назад

    Merru:shush
    Me:WHERE IS MY CROSS WHEN I NEED IT?!

  • @werewolfbynight4918
    @werewolfbynight4918 Год назад +9

    You know you would

  • @tinecaratao-uy3qn
    @tinecaratao-uy3qn 2 дня назад

    Merro: shush Me: DAD GET THE FUCKING SHOTGUN

  • @thomaslau2774
    @thomaslau2774 2 месяца назад

    I like it
    Me : MOSCOW INCOMING!!!

  • @gcetftvx7738
    @gcetftvx7738 Год назад +2

    Yes

  • @AssasinatedIn1963
    @AssasinatedIn1963 Год назад +7

    Well Im Literally Next To Her House

  • @user-ls4ek3sf6k
    @user-ls4ek3sf6k 3 дня назад

    💀😭💀💀😭💀😭lmao I can’t 💀

  • @KhaliqSultan-u9j
    @KhaliqSultan-u9j 2 дня назад

    Merru:shhhh
    Me*hits her with bible*

  • @MarianaMeza-pl8fr
    @MarianaMeza-pl8fr 11 месяцев назад +6

    I always have a weapon on my bed for a reason

  • @treble241
    @treble241 Год назад +15

    She would bite me if I didn’t

  • @KTM_And_333
    @KTM_And_333 2 месяца назад

    Merru: shhhh
    Me: GRANDPA TAKE THE FUCKING SHOTGUN

  • @Melanieslayzlolll
    @Melanieslayzlolll 3 дня назад

    Me:*plays to catch a predator*

  • @txxthlessrulez9760
    @txxthlessrulez9760 Год назад +4

    Bro just woke up to this…

  • @heatherwang9735
    @heatherwang9735 Год назад +5

    She has cute moments

  • @Ririno.2
    @Ririno.2 2 месяца назад

    Meru:shush
    Me:MOM GET THE BELT

  • @jhonethanpulga7872
    @jhonethanpulga7872 5 дней назад

    "Meru the *Succubus*"
    Me: Omg succubus by kencarson omg

  • @skeletons9533
    @skeletons9533 Год назад +24

    No, I will pull out my mg42

  • @Cotttontheangelcat
    @Cotttontheangelcat 2 года назад +3

    No it's a good anime bro, can't wait for ep7 or a second season

  • @WEB-HEADED-MENACE
    @WEB-HEADED-MENACE 2 месяца назад +1

    Raise from the bed as the voice of Christ echoes through me I say "through the power of Christ I banish you to the realm from once you've came" proceeds to glow and float as heavenly rays emit from my mouth😂