REACTING TO AMAZING PICK-UP LINES! - PICK-UP LINE COMPILATION

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Комментарии • 22 тыс.

  • @Aphmau
    @Aphmau  7 лет назад +17693

    Which one was your favorite!?😂
    *Can we CRUSH 15,000 likes!?*
    Roses are red, violets are blue, I want you to know, I looooves you! 💜
    Thank you guys for your support! ^~^

  • @Mithzan
    @Mithzan 7 лет назад +3615

    You liked it.

    • @shellmaster8402
      @shellmaster8402 7 лет назад +101

      I think we loved it Max. I know Cheese would love to hear that one
      :)

    • @k8cervantes774
      @k8cervantes774 7 лет назад +12

      Mithzan

    • @k8cervantes774
      @k8cervantes774 7 лет назад +7

      lol whoops

    • @theawesomeperson2579
      @theawesomeperson2579 7 лет назад +11

      Mithzan hey max wanna hear something I made up a bit back (unsure if it good cause I have no love)?

    • @yeasoniaa
      @yeasoniaa 7 лет назад +5

      Mithzan XD

  • @moontea7983
    @moontea7983 7 лет назад +6039

    If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

    • @moontea7983
      @moontea7983 7 лет назад +432

      Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.

    • @moontea7983
      @moontea7983 7 лет назад +339

      I'll go home

    • @anirregularmovie4617
      @anirregularmovie4617 7 лет назад +28

      Moontea lel

    • @s0ohia
      @s0ohia 7 лет назад +138

      Moontea Yeah, the roses and one of the objects that is behind me.

    • @orlandoaguilar215
      @orlandoaguilar215 7 лет назад +69

      Moontea Wow that was pun-tastic

  • @ughh4670
    @ughh4670 5 лет назад +1314

    “I like your eyes. They would look better on my bedroom floor.”
    “That food looks delicious. It would look even better on my bedroom floor.”
    “Those are some nice clothes. They would look even better on my bedroom floor.”
    Conclusion: Garroth likes everything on his bedroom floor.

    • @liv1078
      @liv1078 4 года назад +54

      He's only trying to say the clothes one plus with all those pickup lines he must have a messy room

    • @ughh4670
      @ughh4670 4 года назад +16

      super girly gamer 😂😂🤣

    • @mabelmarshmellow593
      @mabelmarshmellow593 4 года назад +14

      The eyes one made me chuckle

    • @iamlegend5900
      @iamlegend5900 4 года назад +20

      Including his door

    • @jessesanders3191
      @jessesanders3191 4 года назад +8

      N u g g e t

  • @random1652
    @random1652 5 лет назад +685

    *A wild garroth appeares*
    *he uses a bad pick up line*
    *its very effective!*

  • @KrazyWolf1149
    @KrazyWolf1149 7 лет назад +3709

    Mario's red
    Sonic's blue
    You could press start
    And be my player two

  • @coleancsii4490
    @coleancsii4490 6 лет назад +469

    I liked Dante’s one with the “If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one”

  • @pipermccarty6712
    @pipermccarty6712 5 лет назад +270

    12 minutes of Jess screaming WHY and giggling

  • @palekalee
    @palekalee 7 лет назад +1485

    I have a corny one!!!
    Boy is following girl))
    Girl:Why are you following me??
    Boy:My parents told me to follow my dreams

    • @anifisher8701
      @anifisher8701 7 лет назад +13

      Kayla Dullye D'AAAAWWWWWWW

    • @palekalee
      @palekalee 7 лет назад +4

      XDDD

    • @roxaas2468
      @roxaas2468 7 лет назад +5

      Kayla Dullye Dawwwwwwww

    • @declysl9976
      @declysl9976 7 лет назад +2

      i dont get it....

    • @aaronchay525
      @aaronchay525 7 лет назад +14

      it means the guy is following the girl because his parents said for him to follow his dreams. the girl is the girl of his dreams

  • @pikalily5220
    @pikalily5220 7 лет назад +558

    awwww... i was hoping that jason would do one...

  • @emilytatum2934
    @emilytatum2934 6 лет назад +491

    Are you the Internet ...because I can't live without you

  • @zoehogan1181
    @zoehogan1181 4 года назад +86

    *"Girl You Like A Car Accident."*
    *"Yeah We Crashed."*

    • @JL-ph1wj
      @JL-ph1wj 4 года назад +2

      I- I cant-

    • @Ella_558
      @Ella_558 4 года назад +2

      Ohhhhhhh savageeeeeee

    • @ARI-ey1jt
      @ARI-ey1jt 2 года назад

      Tha...That was good 👏👏👏👏👏

    • @danigodog7777
      @danigodog7777 2 года назад

      Lmfao

  • @peggyschuyler5924
    @peggyschuyler5924 5 лет назад +1147

    Katelyn:Hey!
    Y-your pretty
    Oh God please date me I’m so alone...
    Story of my life

  • @chiakinanami9002
    @chiakinanami9002 5 лет назад +1380

    * Says pick-up line *
    Jess: I've heard that too many times
    * Jason walks in *
    Jess: I MEAN

  • @user-ld5ec8lr2w
    @user-ld5ec8lr2w 5 лет назад +1767

    Aphmau having a bi-panic attack for 12 minutes straight--

  • @harper_wolf0728
    @harper_wolf0728 5 лет назад +183

    Garroth: *"-Bedroom floor"*
    Me: *Whats really on his bedroom floor..?*

  • @alejandrajimenez7619
    @alejandrajimenez7619 7 лет назад +478

    How about dis one? "If u were a pineapple u will be a fineapple" or this one "if u were a triangle you will be a cute one" leave a leik if u get it

  • @solarbys
    @solarbys 5 лет назад +619

    Me a year ago : What are these?? they dont even make sense...
    Me now : **blushes and laughs**

  • @jaxonawhim
    @jaxonawhim 7 лет назад +345

    Travis: What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine
    Me: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU TRAVIS!!!

    • @justadumb8864
      @justadumb8864 7 лет назад +6

      THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS CHU! SPLASH HIM WITH THE HOLY WATER JUAN!

    • @averyguiao6414
      @averyguiao6414 7 лет назад +1

      That_Galaxy_Wolf mmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @stqrdust2077
      @stqrdust2077 6 лет назад +1

      That_Galaxy_Wolf YES! *HOLDS JESUS*

    • @jaxonawhim
      @jaxonawhim 6 лет назад +1

      Ish_ Winter 🤣

    • @stqrdust2077
      @stqrdust2077 6 лет назад

      That_Galaxy_Wolf yes? :/

  • @namikkou
    @namikkou 4 года назад +57

    3:49
    *When you realize the smart sounding pick up line no one gets is the dirtiest*

    • @j-neyo4232
      @j-neyo4232 4 года назад +3

      I get it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Ella_558
      @Ella_558 4 года назад +3

      No no I get it

  • @jocelynziem
    @jocelynziem 5 лет назад +209

    8:22 I thought he would say
    “Are you a parking ticket cuz, damn you expensive” lol

    • @lemonz4551
      @lemonz4551 3 года назад +5

      *Flashbacks to expensive girl*

  • @SEAN-ky8qd
    @SEAN-ky8qd 6 лет назад +560

    "HEY!y-YOUR PRETTY!. ...
    Please date me I'm so alone ;^;"
    Me: *dead*

    • @doglover1232
      @doglover1232 5 лет назад +5

      LIZZY!

    • @peakguitargod
      @peakguitargod 5 лет назад +1

      ok whats your gender if girl NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @Ella_Playx
      @Ella_Playx 5 лет назад +2

      I was watching that when I read the comment😂

    • @rainixx_theperson
      @rainixx_theperson 5 лет назад

      @@peakguitargod she was talking about the pick up line okie

    • @rainixx_theperson
      @rainixx_theperson 5 лет назад

      *or he

  • @mj_mommy_ew2300
    @mj_mommy_ew2300 7 лет назад +333

    Jason is just watching this taking notes on how to impress Jess 😂😂😂😂

  • @andathan
    @andathan 5 лет назад +29

    I love how Jess laughs the second she hears Andy using the Garroth voice. Like, she wasnt expecting him to just be full throat of gravel

  • @SEAN-ky8qd
    @SEAN-ky8qd 6 лет назад +500

    *If it was to me*
    "Girl your like a car accident,...i-"
    Me: *inturupts* "no, actually i AM a train wreck"
    "......"

  • @awesomenessgrill1744
    @awesomenessgrill1744 7 лет назад +93

    Travis always has pick up lines on him.

  • @isolemnlysweariamuptonogoo3350
    @isolemnlysweariamuptonogoo3350 5 лет назад +194

    Me whenever I can now: LEMME PUT ON SOME CHAPSICK BECAUSE MY LIPS ARE AS DRY AS MY SENCE OF HUMOR WOO!

  • @Bunnehedits
    @Bunnehedits 5 лет назад +77

    I have a pick up line me: can you hold something for me
    Toothless: sure wat?
    Me:*slings hair to the right side of my head* my........ hand?

    • @toothless3570
      @toothless3570 4 года назад +3

      You know toothless? Sorry I'm a httyd fan. I noticed you said toothless

    • @justanordinaryperson4122
      @justanordinaryperson4122 4 года назад +2

      @@toothless3570 meh too

    • @hibah127
      @hibah127 3 года назад +2

      OMG so I’m not the only one who likes dragons

  • @HonoOkami_
    @HonoOkami_ 6 лет назад +240

    "if you were a potato you'd be a sweet one"
    aphmau: AAAWWWWWWW!
    me:are you awwwwing because your a sweet potato?

  • @thethreelittlegachaprinces1001
    @thethreelittlegachaprinces1001 5 лет назад +234

    Zane’s pickup lines are making me blush~~~~ noooooooo jeeeeeess Their making me laugh and blush and ooo myyyy gooodd jeeeeeess HEEEEELP

    • @toothless3570
      @toothless3570 4 года назад +5

      SaMe. I have taken alot of quizzes and I aLwAyS get ZANE as my boyfriend. So now I just blush when he does the pickup lines

    • @cileymassengale4375
      @cileymassengale4375 4 года назад +6

      ZANE IS HOT!!!

    • @Withering_roses
      @Withering_roses 4 года назад +3

      I got killed by the first pick up line travis said but zanes killed me

    • @IzzyCat923
      @IzzyCat923 3 года назад +1

      Yes I think it’s the voice idk

  • @aninf8822
    @aninf8822 7 лет назад +389

    When Max came on I started laughing like a fckin maniac😂😂

  • @kaibai2636
    @kaibai2636 4 года назад +45

    “PUT DOWN THAT CUPCAKE”
    “no”

  • @cubie707
    @cubie707 7 лет назад +511

    Boy:"Do you know how to count?"
    Girl:"Yes"
    Boy:"Okay what comes after (I love you one)"
    Girl:"I love you Two"
    Boy:"I want to be a scientist."
    Girl:"Why?"
    Boy:"Because i "Lab" you."
    mehhhhhhhhh...(Am i gonna get sued for this?). maybe......

    • @asunayuuki9845
      @asunayuuki9845 7 лет назад +10

      DerPY D1 that was a good

    • @nope8257
      @nope8257 7 лет назад +2

      I get it XD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @spideysgf
      @spideysgf 7 лет назад +3

      *claps* Beautiful

    • @cubie707
      @cubie707 7 лет назад +3

      Unikitty Rainbows not as beautiful as you.

    • @smileeverydaythegypsymeifw1183
      @smileeverydaythegypsymeifw1183 7 лет назад +2

      At the first one, that boy is desperate for prom, I would've said, only desperate people count in those numbers, will anyone love me?

  • @deityofdawn
    @deityofdawn 7 лет назад +315

    THIS MY BEST PICK UP LINE YET
    Boy:Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
    Girl:No cause I crawled out of the holes in hell
    Boy:Oh yeah that make sense
    Girl: It does?
    Boy: you must of come from hell cause your as hot as the devil

  • @warriorandwingsoffirelover6501
    @warriorandwingsoffirelover6501 5 лет назад +448

    Lucinda: I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
    Me: **screams**
    Sis: WHO’S SCREAMING NOW

    • @alexanderhiatt2399
      @alexanderhiatt2399 4 года назад +9

      WarriorandWingsofFire Lover
      Also Lucinda: "Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

    • @janicespeaks6245
      @janicespeaks6245 4 года назад +5

      My sister thought i was watching a horror movie on tv *SCREAMS*

  • @alicerose3912
    @alicerose3912 4 года назад +41

    “A nice little history lesson for you there-“ sweetie. That’s biology. 😶

  • @eiyae3781
    @eiyae3781 6 лет назад +513

    Wow Zane actually has a heart😂😂😂

  • @peach3857
    @peach3857 7 лет назад +241

    Are you a blowdryer ?
    Because you just blew me away .

  • @emc4408
    @emc4408 7 лет назад +226

    I really like your eyes.
    But they would look better on my bedroom floor...
    Wait- that doesn't sound right.

    • @kr1893
      @kr1893 7 лет назад +1

      Ellie McGowan I

    • @chelitorodriguez6692
      @chelitorodriguez6692 7 лет назад +3

      That food looks delicious but, it would look better on my bedroom floor. 😂🙄🍉🍗🍔🍟🍿🍕🌮🍰🍫🍦🍧🍨🍩🍫🍬🍭🍮

    • @shellid870
      @shellid870 7 лет назад +1

      😆

    • @shellid870
      @shellid870 7 лет назад +2

      Ellie McGowan 🐹😜

    • @friendlynighborwolf2322
      @friendlynighborwolf2322 7 лет назад +2

      Ellie McGowan THAT DOESNT MAKE ANY SCENCE

  • @rayofsunshine6064
    @rayofsunshine6064 4 года назад +46

    Did it hurt?....
    ...when you fell from the vending machine, because you're a snack.

    • @AlphaVoidheart359
      @AlphaVoidheart359 4 года назад +5

      Yooo! Being a foodie, this one got me
      Ya fricken charmer

    • @ashaxres8796
      @ashaxres8796 4 года назад +3

      Wow was not expecting that but either way you, sir, are a genius

    • @elsie-tubecatlovers9014
      @elsie-tubecatlovers9014 3 года назад +1

      This sounds like something i would say

    • @evechan7204
      @evechan7204 3 года назад +1

      OHHHHH I LOVE THAT ONE

  • @nrdunicorns3575
    @nrdunicorns3575 7 лет назад +66

    Here’s a pick up line
    “Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.” ☺️😊

  • @yupbrookeishere5681
    @yupbrookeishere5681 7 лет назад +80

    10:56
    The moment I saw Max I died of laughter!😂😂

    • @smokinclown3834
      @smokinclown3834 7 лет назад +1

      Brave Chaser SAME!!!😂😂

    • @oldale1248
      @oldale1248 7 лет назад +1

      Brave Chaser me too

    • @vwithabeanieisawholeasscon692
      @vwithabeanieisawholeasscon692 7 лет назад +3

      Brave Chaser That's the exact opposite of my reaction. I started screaming and laughing at the same time while almost crying while my mom is looking at me like an idiot

    • @ktett5091
      @ktett5091 7 лет назад

      Brave Chaser same i couldn't handle it

    • @jerseytracy9983
      @jerseytracy9983 7 лет назад

      Brave Chaser saaaame!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @isabelrosales6845
    @isabelrosales6845 7 лет назад +365

    Mario is red Sonic is blue
    Please press start
    And be my player two

    • @dreamerfaeng3950
      @dreamerfaeng3950 7 лет назад +2

      That was so cute

    • @kawaiicorgi9361
      @kawaiicorgi9361 7 лет назад +2

      Isabel Rosales That was amazing

    • @isabelrosales6845
      @isabelrosales6845 7 лет назад +2

      Since I'm a HUGE gamer and nerd, some boy used it on me and I just stood there thinking about how adorable it was.

    • @goldentoonie7195
      @goldentoonie7195 7 лет назад +2

      Isabel Rosales YEEEEEEESSSSSS

    • @caseymagon
      @caseymagon 7 лет назад +5

      Aww that's so cute!

  • @teenykitten4888
    @teenykitten4888 5 лет назад +107

    My name is Lizzy so when she says "good job lizzy" I'm like: " oh thank you! "

  • @krazykai26
    @krazykai26 7 лет назад +423

    Jason should do pick ups lines for aphmau to react to!!
    Like if you TOTALLY AGREE and ship AARMAU

  • @sashagachaversetuber6933
    @sashagachaversetuber6933 5 лет назад +347

    (Garroth) I like ur eyes they would look better on my bedroom floor
    (Me) oh god where's my chancla

    • @glitchility7250
      @glitchility7250 4 года назад +3

      Sasha gachaverse tuber You get the chancla, I’ll get the belt

    • @pennilessdeity2198
      @pennilessdeity2198 4 года назад +4

      Oh and while you guys are at it tell him I said "we'd like to keep our eyes with us thank you very much" in an angry tone

    • @neyiaxx
      @neyiaxx 3 года назад

      This is murder

  • @irismartinez6785
    @irismartinez6785 7 лет назад +56

    ZENIX HAD ME BLUSHING AND I RAN TO MY ROOM SCREAMING

  • @bilwn
    @bilwn 5 лет назад +43

    50% of this video was Aphmau saying "WhYYyYyyy???"

  • @annadustyhorn5210
    @annadustyhorn5210 5 лет назад +307

    We all know That Travis“s pickup lines Are always going to be remembered..;)

  • @lynetteweston1887
    @lynetteweston1887 6 лет назад +168

    What's with Andy and wanting to put thing on his floor

  • @nightslasher7973
    @nightslasher7973 6 лет назад +164

    Charmanders are red
    Squirtles are blue
    If you were a pokemon all choose you

  • @nunu_v
    @nunu_v 4 года назад +19

    4:23 THANKS FOR HELPING W MY SCIENCE HOMEWORK!! 🧬 🧬😂

  • @awesomeac5273
    @awesomeac5273 6 лет назад +375

    I got a pick up line here it goes *clears throat*
    Rose's are red,My face is to,and that only happens when I'm around you

    • @valbzz9543
      @valbzz9543 6 лет назад +6

      AwesomeAC AWW I LIKE THAT ONE

    • @majornonsense5165
      @majornonsense5165 6 лет назад +5

      AwesomeAC ur so red could u be my watermelon *hands a watermelon*🍉

    • @awesomeac5273
      @awesomeac5273 6 лет назад +5

      watermelongirl loves watermelon Sure! 🍉 *nom nom* 😋

    • @majornonsense5165
      @majornonsense5165 6 лет назад +2

      AwesomeAC ur my water to my melon *hands more watermelon*🍉

    • @awesomeac5273
      @awesomeac5273 6 лет назад +2

      watermelongirl loves watermelon your the melon to my water ☺️ 🍉🍉🍉

  • @pspleasewrite
    @pspleasewrite 6 лет назад +254

    Jess:when I say great, I mean very bad"
    Me: oh, are they Travis's pickup lines?😂😂😂😂"

  • @naomierickson3095
    @naomierickson3095 6 лет назад +151

    Dante~ Hey baby let me take a Pikachu.{ he was in front of a Pokémon shop}😂😂

    • @Lucetheloser
      @Lucetheloser 6 лет назад +2

      And dressed like Ash

    • @sophienolan7261
      @sophienolan7261 6 лет назад +1

      HAHAHAH DIDNT NOTICE THAT THERE....... no offence ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @soda9546
      @soda9546 6 лет назад

      Naomi Erickson THAT WAS MY FAV

    • @davedave8986
      @davedave8986 6 лет назад

      Really I didn’t notice

  • @PIXI_STIXX
    @PIXI_STIXX 5 лет назад +25

    "Are u from Idaho bc ur the only potato I see **sips coffee**...........wait wut"

  • @katie._.1629
    @katie._.1629 7 лет назад +119

    heres a terrible pick up line: is your body from mcdonalds? because im LOVIN IT

  • @ashlytheminibagle
    @ashlytheminibagle 7 лет назад +325

    I know this is an old video, but whatever!X3
    My question is, How Do You Do You Put On That Much Eyeliner Every time There's FaceCam, ITS BEATIFUL!!!

    • @dananapeel
      @dananapeel 7 лет назад +1

      The Popular Ocelot ikr

    • @theman6044
      @theman6044 7 лет назад +1

      The Popular Ocelot IKR

    • @MsRshack
      @MsRshack 7 лет назад

      Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww so bad yet so good awwww

    • @bluemoon2832
      @bluemoon2832 6 лет назад

      Who knows?

    • @twilightcharm2776
      @twilightcharm2776 6 лет назад

      Omg I saw ur comment on the previous reacting to pick up line videos

  • @zaneismyname8571
    @zaneismyname8571 7 лет назад +209

    Her: You remind me of my pinkie toe
    Me: Wut?
    Her: Your small and cute and probobly gonna bang you against my coffee table
    lil bro: I ALWAYS BANG MY PINKIE TOE!
    Me: *disgusted face but also a laughing face cause he dosent know what it ment.....*

  • @staryfox5526
    @staryfox5526 4 года назад +11

    10:47 I don't know what's more funny his face expressions or the joke 😆

  • @carriemoore3643
    @carriemoore3643 5 лет назад +131

    Your like a car accident I can't look away
    Me: ..............-_- *holding laugh*
    Me: 😀
    😁
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @littlelizzietimestwo7572
    @littlelizzietimestwo7572 7 лет назад +581

    Did anyone notice there is none from Aaron? Like if you noticed!

    • @mrssarcastic8224
      @mrssarcastic8224 7 лет назад +6

      Little Lizzie Times two I did

    • @perla_isnotokay9865
      @perla_isnotokay9865 7 лет назад +16

      Little Lizzie Times two I think aaron/Jason would feel weird to say a pick up line because him and Jess are married

    • @floatyguy5553
      @floatyguy5553 7 лет назад +15

      Estrellita Cecena No, I think that would make it easier. I think it's because Jess would break down slightly squirming, blushing xD

    • @tiairathestupidpotatokid3860
      @tiairathestupidpotatokid3860 7 лет назад +7

      i did📢

    • @tokofukawa5315
      @tokofukawa5315 7 лет назад

      #$$

  • @Yezz0r
    @Yezz0r 7 лет назад +259

    Ooo i have one, when god created you with his special powers he was showing off

  • @brooke4479
    @brooke4479 5 лет назад +17

    jasons should be:
    *pops up*
    “Im here. What are your other two wishes?”

    • @ashaxres8796
      @ashaxres8796 4 года назад

      Jason *Lord* said that one (he’s the voice actor for Blaze)
      So technically Jason *did* say that line
      also I think that’s how you spell his last name idk

  • @Madhayter
    @Madhayter 5 лет назад +68

    that one with Idaho should be
    "Are you from Idaho? Because your the only "Sweet" potato i see"

  • @aipathy
    @aipathy 6 лет назад +129

    Is your name Arrow? Because...
    you strike me down by your beauty.

  • @traceyt2069
    @traceyt2069 6 лет назад +68

    Katelyn pick up lines were so funny and cute

    • @Rollingodg2023
      @Rollingodg2023 6 лет назад +1

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  • @Puppy3000_yt
    @Puppy3000_yt 4 года назад +11

    "My name isn't Elmo. But you can tickle me anytime you want to." THAT KILLS ME EVERY TIME XD someone help me! I need a doctor!

  • @tinknteddy
    @tinknteddy 5 лет назад +259

    If someone ever uses the Pick up line "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven" on me, and I didn't want to date them I would say "No because my boyfriend caught me"

    • @eleanorwashere15
      @eleanorwashere15 4 года назад +16

      Savage... you get some claps 👏👏👏👏👏🐕

    • @tinknteddy
      @tinknteddy 4 года назад +4

      @@eleanorwashere15 thanks

    • @salthesock1546
      @salthesock1546 4 года назад +3

      Ooooow 😂😂

    • @milapp5593
      @milapp5593 4 года назад +19

      Or "no, but I did scrape my knee scrawling out of hell"

    • @canrastis
      @canrastis 4 года назад +10

      @@milapp5593 DANG IT I WAS GONNA SAY: "Naw it hurt when I crawled outta hell :3"

  • @malinki8648
    @malinki8648 7 лет назад +56

    The Most of the Boy's voices sounded seductive..

    • @izukatz
      @izukatz 7 лет назад +1

      but daaaaaamn Lucinda's tho

  • @kurisu_9119
    @kurisu_9119 6 лет назад +185

    Are you a Nintendo console?
    Because I'd put Mii and U together xP

  • @lunafox45
    @lunafox45 5 лет назад +4

    Is your life one of those pickup lines with magic involved?
    Cause everything you do is magic

  • @valeriegland3347
    @valeriegland3347 5 лет назад +84

    You must be a McDonald's Happy Meal cuz BADABABABA I'M LOVIN' IT! ~

    • @firegalaxyyt
      @firegalaxyyt 5 лет назад +5

      Valerie Gland im stealing that
      Jk ima put it in a book, but full credit to you

    • @Jadedouet
      @Jadedouet 3 года назад +2

      Amazing

  • @imdaria5198
    @imdaria5198 6 лет назад +428

    Where's Jason when you need him.

  • @matildac84
    @matildac84 7 лет назад +96

    6:00
    But Dante
    She is one

    • @zakkkeee
      @zakkkeee 7 лет назад

      TillyC06 yeeh

    • @matildac84
      @matildac84 7 лет назад +1

      ArchitectNova Izaak! YEY!!

    • @kenziesmith7373
      @kenziesmith7373 7 лет назад +7

      when danta seid let me take a peek at you ummm my life is over

    • @ramerise3973
      @ramerise3973 7 лет назад +4

      TillyC06 Hey i Have A Pick-up line here it is:
      Girl Are You My Sister
      Because I Would Never Leave You
      And Always Love You

    • @emilyb2273
      @emilyb2273 7 лет назад

      Kestin ruined Pokemon for me.

  • @magicalpinkmermaid8047
    @magicalpinkmermaid8047 4 года назад +21

    I made it this one: Do you like my new shoes? Because i'm headover "heels for you"

  • @missn.d.c8351
    @missn.d.c8351 6 лет назад +149

    Alphabet starts with....
    A,B,C
    Numbers starts with....
    1,2,3
    Can love start with..
    YOU
    AND
    ME

  • @AlleywayStray
    @AlleywayStray 6 лет назад +638

    Roses are red, my face is to, but it only happens when im around you~ ^u^

  • @dysphoricfurry
    @dysphoricfurry 5 лет назад +69

    So my brother was being all really pissed off earlier so I'm trying to be all serious then there's KC all like: *DID YOU FART*. SO HELPFUL XD

  • @daydreamstudios1606
    @daydreamstudios1606 5 лет назад +11

    "If you were a potato,"
    ~death glare~
    "You'd be a sweet one"

  • @creatorofstuff8754
    @creatorofstuff8754 5 лет назад +85

    I had the same reaction as Aphmau when I heard the pickup lines lmao
    Also, I love you Aphmau!!!!!! 💖🧡💛💙💚💜

  • @wolveshowl2149
    @wolveshowl2149 5 лет назад +78

    Aphmau: *Looks up what DNA helicase means* Here’s a little History lesson for ya
    Me: I don’t think that’s history 😂

    • @ARI-ey1jt
      @ARI-ey1jt 2 года назад +4

      I didn't get the pun at first
      But.But.Butt when she looked at Google and explained it
      It...It was good👍

  • @joeltraver9125
    @joeltraver9125 5 лет назад +90

    Worst pickup line: Hey, did we have a bonding moment? I swear you cradled me in your arms.

    • @rn_mt1017
      @rn_mt1017 4 года назад +1

      The Traver Sister's
      I say Vol, you say?

    • @sammy_girl1550
      @sammy_girl1550 4 года назад +2

      rn _mt101 ...voltron? 😂

    • @waterchicken6334
      @waterchicken6334 4 года назад

      KLANCE BONDING MOMENT ✨✨✨

  • @sk2anti-social98
    @sk2anti-social98 5 лет назад +40

    2:33 Oof i thought she was gonna say
    *I may not be a genie but i can grant your wishes* Xd
    Oof i came up with one....*ahem*
    *If u were a country i'd be the first 2 explore you* Xd (yea ik i'm cringe don't need 2 point it out)

    • @sentient_toothpaste
      @sentient_toothpaste 3 года назад

      awwe you pick up line is cute....mine is really weird if you think about it
      "Are you Warm? Because I wanna Cuddle."

  • @descendingalaxy
    @descendingalaxy 6 лет назад +51

    Garroth: Where anything looks better on his bedroom floor

  • @-hypnos-2273
    @-hypnos-2273 5 лет назад +135

    4:40 Zane should've said "Are you Hamilton? Because I'm 'satisfied'."
    Edit: Sucky hamilton pun 😂

  • @lvly.violet3357
    @lvly.violet3357 7 лет назад +136

    Heres a pickup line
    Hey can you hold something
    Person:Yeah sure what
    My hand.

  • @Rosalina_Wolf
    @Rosalina_Wolf 4 года назад +9

    I was really expecting Travis or one of the boys from MyStreet saying this pickup line: Girl, are you trash, bc I really wanna take you out.

  • @anime-lover9495
    @anime-lover9495 7 лет назад +51

    I have one!
    Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile~

  • @noluv312
    @noluv312 5 лет назад +84

    THE BEST
    *cough cough appropriately derpy cough cough*
    ONES ARE KATELYNS
    THEYRE BOOTIFUL

    • @nya4220
      @nya4220 4 года назад +1

      TheBasicBass bootyful 😏

  • @soupman5836
    @soupman5836 6 лет назад +105

    One time a boy used this pickup line on me:
    If you had to be any topping for a sandwich, you'd be sweet chili because you're a good mix of hot and sweet

    • @smolsheep8144
      @smolsheep8144 5 лет назад +7

      Should I feel happy for you or feel sad for you

    • @venuire
      @venuire 5 лет назад +5

      Depends, do you like that boy or not?
      If yes, then do feel good.
      If nope, feel bad.

    • @sergiogodoy4366
      @sergiogodoy4366 5 лет назад

      WHAT xd

    • @firegalaxyyt
      @firegalaxyyt 5 лет назад

      Maytah Joy05 im stealing that

  • @IronMan3140PlaysGames
    @IronMan3140PlaysGames 5 лет назад +7

    Lucinda: I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true. Love it 💜

  • @mxndakau
    @mxndakau 7 лет назад +218

    Charzards are red, Squirtles are blue if you were a pokemon...
    I CHOOSE YOU!

  • @Aquaax
    @Aquaax 7 лет назад +152

    If you were a potato, you'd be flying around my room.

    • @chaimy7231
      @chaimy7231 7 лет назад +4

      OH MY GOD I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD THANK YOU FOR THIS

    • @sophie_manophie820
      @sophie_manophie820 7 лет назад +4

      AquaCookieLovex omg I spit my milk on my sister laughing

    • @vergodagoat
      @vergodagoat 7 лет назад +3

      It's so funny because I was watching that one right when I saw this

    • @cnsgaming7913
      @cnsgaming7913 7 лет назад

      lol

    • @thekawaiiness9650
      @thekawaiiness9650 7 лет назад +3

      AquaCookieLovex I am a potato... *flies around your room*

  • @haileysoileau235
    @haileysoileau235 6 лет назад +50

    Jason is so Lucky to have you☺

  • @saintchickennuggetthe3ed864
    @saintchickennuggetthe3ed864 5 лет назад +3

    I spent this entire video either blushing and or making weird sounds that is me laughing and sounding like I’m crying at the same time lol

  • @adac9120
    @adac9120 6 лет назад +55

    Jason really should have done some pick up lines. I would’ve fangirls hard.

    • @asrkz
      @asrkz 6 лет назад

      DEKUUUUUUUU

  • @ashfinnly3815
    @ashfinnly3815 5 лет назад +78

    Is your name Google? Cause your everything I'm searching for.😘😂I can just imagine Andy saying that.

  • @poppty260
    @poppty260 7 лет назад +240

    Awwww... Jason should have done a pick line.... Lol... Her face would be like 😳

    • @m0ckyzo185
      @m0ckyzo185 7 лет назад +9

      I wonder what pickup lines he used when they met

    • @maddyanne1722
      @maddyanne1722 7 лет назад

      Bobo the Artist I would pass out.

  • @galaxygachatiger7459
    @galaxygachatiger7459 4 года назад +3

    I love when max pops up on screen and before he says a word jess is screaming NO nearly instantly