Me, who might be bisexual : "What about Miquella?" Gideon : "Three reasons. Too young, he's male, and his big sister." Me : "That's all?" Gideon : "And he's dead, I guess."
I do NOT want to imagine dung eater slapping my ass in a freindly manner...friendly dung eater is actually mroe worrying than psycho dung eater also i still stand with roderika, always thought her and hewg has a father daughter relationship if anything great vid tho
"I'm guessing Nepheli is out of the question?" "I will pretend I didn't just hear you say that, since I understand I have a very beautiful daughter and there is a market for strong women. But if the thought crosses your mind again you will wish Dung Eater got his hands on you instead of me" "Okay... Well that leaves Zorayas" "The snake? Good luck mate she realized what kind of game she is in and high tailed it out of camera before Miyazaki got to her with the tragic hammer."
I ain’t no necrophile also I mean I still might but she is definitely not best girl. That goes to Ranni in my opinion as she actually reciprocates our love
@@ushaktheobvious8391 Now that I think of it they really wanted us to be with a wide variety of only blondes, didnt they? I mean, come on, Hyetta, Marika, Roderika... ahem... Miquella (im looking at you, Mohg)
"Millicent only sees you as a friend." "Yeah. I know." "so . . . you won't try to date her?" "Nope." "So why do you keep bringing her up." "Because we're friends. We just have benefits!" "Shit you're right."
Godfrey: turn into the red-haired harlot Marika: i beg your pardon? Godfrey: i wish to be with the red-haired harlot tonight Marika: ......Godfrey, how do you know about Radagon? Godfrey: .... Marika: ..... Godfrey: i love you no matter which form you take? Marika: ....but how do you know? Godfrey: .....oh look! A hornsent! Marika: where!? Godfrey: *runs from this awkward exchange*
Marika another problem would be she could get another consort again and swap you out like she did with Godfrey and radagon depending on the ending rennala might be an option cause she is single but I am afraid you have to reconsider either she is too heart broken to care, and too love sick of thinking nothing but Radagon or ranni and her brothers will not allow you probably
I am surprised he didn't mention anything about Latenna, black knife tiche and rennala Sir Gideon tries his best to ignore The Albanuaric Woman because she is better! She is the Chekhov's Gun!
Exactly!Everyone talks about women, but how 'bout we talk about men? If this all-knowing asshole starts shittalking my lovable little omen, then may Gods that dwell beyond the stars have mercy on him, for I will not.
@@l.o.v.e-sick5330Mohg: We don't talk about it Miquella: Absolutely not a option Rykard: Same problem as said with Rya although worse Radahn: He's an good choice unless he's in the scarlet rot corruption Morgott: Not a bad choice however the ligogistics are all over the place Godrick: It's not even a option Radagon: Don't have kids with him, he's a bitch
@@Eric6761 Also, adding to my previous response, Morgott has his summoned weapons and Mohg had created Blood oath incantations. What I'm saying is that they can probably teach some more of these to you, and same goes for Radagon, especially considering he studied not only incantations, but also sorceries. Likewise, Rykard brought Gelmir hexes back into use as magma sorcery and Radahn was a master of gravity magic. They can probably teach you too. Combine pleasant with useful, so to say.
@@Eric6761 Oh, shut up "Mohg: We don't talk about it Godrick: It's not even a option" Why not? "Rykard: Same problem as said with Rya although worse" Friendly reminder that just like Radahn wasn't always a rotting corpse-eating psycho, Rykard wasn't always a snake. And, considering what we know about him, I doubt you will see him as "little brother". "Morgott: Not a bad choice however the ligogistics are all over the place" Did you wanted to say logistics? Anyway, if it means I can date Morgott, then I don't give a fuck. I'll find how to deal with it. "Radagon: Don't have kids with him, he's a bitch" Oh, I doubt he is this bad, especially if you adhere to the Golden Order. The worst he can do is divorce you because his other half told him to. In conclusion: Oh, shut up. And you talked only the demigods, when there are also Varre, Godfrey, Diallos and others. And even then you forgot Godwyn. He probably was great before getting stabbed and becoming a vegetable fish, ya know.
"What about lady"s Tanith daughter Rya?" " So you are a type that likes any woman as long as they have scales? Also I don't think lady Tanith would let anyone lay a finger on her beloved daughter."
This was before the DLC, that's why there's no Florissax. Gideon: Now Florissax may be a dragon, but you literally put her to sleep, got her fired, and you tell her you did it all along. She's only going with you because she's jobless and is probably planning a revenge plot against you. If you choose to go through with her anyway and she does something, don't say I didn't warn you.
Have a feeling if he did, he will say she is focused more on radagon than anything else Surprised he didn't mention the whole Marika swapping consorts thing
My taste in women is sadako yamamura, kayako saeki, and shego. Gideon you're insults missed the mark. "I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me"
"And you'll have to hear she's the blade of miquella" 😂😂😂 true
Ngl, suprised to see Gideon is a man of culture in saying Marika is the better option than her daughters
If she leaves you for another, there is always her mother.
@@fogsstertruly the all-knowing
Some grim foreshadowing
I mean Ranni is a terrorist and Malenia has STDs, so Marika doesn’t have a high bar to clear
I wholeheartedly disagree with this statement. Ranni is the best girl, she loves us no strings attached. And you don’t have to worry about radagon
"Welcome to the club buddy."
*[ DEATHBLIGHT ]*
Me, who might be bisexual : "What about Miquella?"
Gideon : "Three reasons. Too young, he's male, and his big sister."
Me : "That's all?"
Gideon : "And he's dead, I guess."
Mohg lester 445 secret account?
5th reason: He’ll try to roast you to beef so he can become a god
He beat the allegations. It was Miquellester all along
He will just probably add you to the harem. But he only has eyes for Radahan onii-chan.
@@John-rn1nm ...
no comment.
Don't forget that Millicent also has the scarlet rot, so you'll have to constantly cast Flame Cleanse Me.
Unlike Melania she has the Needle which probably would stop it from spreading so just make sure the needle stays in :P
"Hey buddy, looks like you got the wrong door, Erdtree is two blocks down"
Tarnished: "FUCK YOU"
This got me good.
"My Crystal Ball in my Cabinet"
Truly a Man of Culture
this fucking broke me
@@BlueVegasCourier-my9cb Lmao Same XD
i strongly argue that alexander is the best girl
Shits real
This is the one true option that the game provides, although I must say there’s that one option with soft hands to talk about as well . . .
I do NOT want to imagine dung eater slapping my ass in a freindly manner...friendly dung eater is actually mroe worrying than psycho dung eater
also i still stand with roderika, always thought her and hewg has a father daughter relationship if anything
great vid tho
"I'm guessing Nepheli is out of the question?"
"I will pretend I didn't just hear you say that, since I understand I have a very beautiful daughter and there is a market for strong women. But if the thought crosses your mind again you will wish Dung Eater got his hands on you instead of me"
"Okay... Well that leaves Zorayas"
"The snake? Good luck mate she realized what kind of game she is in and high tailed it out of camera before Miyazaki got to her with the tragic hammer."
We need to ask the quintessential question... "Who the hell is Senna?".
i've been wondering the same thing my self
Sellen probably forgor her name
@@Deflamed_Sphere Probably, but it'll never NOT be funny to ask it!
when the best girl is a blind possessed corpse who eats eyeballs and helps you become the antichrist you know your playing a souls game
She's pretty good, but I don't think she's the best. Roderika may be the best.
I ain’t no necrophile also I mean I still might but she is definitely not best girl. That goes to Ranni in my opinion as she actually reciprocates our love
@@ushaktheobvious8391 Roderika needs more love brother, i don't see many talk about her and it saddens me greatly
@@ushaktheobvious8391 Nobody gonna talk about the relation of radhan and queen marika?
@@ushaktheobvious8391 Now that I think of it they really wanted us to be with a wide variety of only blondes, didnt they? I mean, come on, Hyetta, Marika, Roderika... ahem... Miquella (im looking at you, Mohg)
"Millicent only sees you as a friend."
"Yeah. I know."
"so . . . you won't try to date her?"
"Nope."
"So why do you keep bringing her up."
"Because we're friends. We just have benefits!"
"Shit you're right."
Keep telling yourself that bro, keep telling yourself that. You’ll find out the hard way
@@imeanslaverywasveryprofita4626Never trust anyone who calls you 'bro' despite never having heard of you before.
Better pack preserving Bolluses like you were wearing a ballgag because you're gonna need it to stave off the Scarlet Rot off your cock.
I say go for the Albanoric archer girl she will willingly become yours like literally become your summoning free willingly she want to be yours
The Chekhov's Gun
the one Sir Gideon tries to ignore
Would love if it ended like: "And after all those woman, there is me, now come here *kisses tarnished violently*
Of course the all knowing knows it is wise to play also the role of the maiden... LOL
Man, this was an amazing ride!
Millicent bouta experience taking on a bleed build"". Gonna end up with a "bloody helice"
1:50 no she means I’m a big strong tarnished 😭 you can’t take that away from me
The Hayetta and Marika part.🤣🤣🤣
Like Marika and Radagon are both equally hot….
I agree
Worth it.
The Sellen and Marika part killed me.
Damn, I wonder if Hyetta only started choking so hard in Liurnia, because she realized, what the bananas she swallowed were.
Ofnir's every accusation is a confession.
Alexander is always an option
Godfrey: turn into the red-haired harlot
Marika: i beg your pardon?
Godfrey: i wish to be with the red-haired harlot tonight
Marika: ......Godfrey, how do you know about Radagon?
Godfrey: ....
Marika: .....
Godfrey: i love you no matter which form you take?
Marika: ....but how do you know?
Godfrey: .....oh look! A hornsent!
Marika: where!?
Godfrey: *runs from this awkward exchange*
YO YOU DONT SAY THAT ABOUT RODERICA WRTF
2:44 still not gonna stop me
So this is the real reason our tarnished becomes the elden lord
Ending is golden!
MC: It's not a problem, to be honest
Gideon: Well, I'll take my words back for claiming thou're not down so bad
Marika another problem would be she could get another consort again and swap you out like she did with Godfrey and radagon depending on the ending
rennala might be an option cause she is single but I am afraid you have to reconsider either she is too heart broken to care, and too love sick of thinking nothing but Radagon or ranni and her brothers will not allow you probably
The one with the big knob lmaoo
I am surprised he didn't mention anything about Latenna, black knife tiche and rennala
Sir Gideon tries his best to ignore The Albanuaric Woman because she is better! She is the Chekhov's Gun!
mommy Malenia... 😳😳😳
Hyette being a good option is pretty top tier
You are damn magician 😂
And this is why I only made children with Lansax to secure a ally
Bro don't lie she swiped left on you with that lightning sword
im new to the game but i’m laughing my ass off trying to think if this is A.I or in the actual game
AI but it's really close to his actual voice only real giveaway is how it mispronounces certain names
the All-knowing
I’m more of a Rennala guy
Nepheli though.
Switch roles for sure 😂😂😂👉🏻🎉
Holy f how could you even write this line?
Why not see the all knowing talk about the men of elden ring, some certain people would appreciate that
Exactly!Everyone talks about women, but how 'bout we talk about men?
If this all-knowing asshole starts shittalking my lovable little omen, then may Gods that dwell beyond the stars have mercy on him, for I will not.
@@l.o.v.e-sick5330Mohg: We don't talk about it
Miquella: Absolutely not a option
Rykard: Same problem as said with Rya although worse
Radahn: He's an good choice unless he's in the scarlet rot corruption
Morgott: Not a bad choice however the ligogistics are all over the place
Godrick: It's not even a option
Radagon: Don't have kids with him, he's a bitch
@@Eric6761 Also, adding to my previous response, Morgott has his summoned weapons and Mohg had created Blood oath incantations. What I'm saying is that they can probably teach some more of these to you, and same goes for Radagon, especially considering he studied not only incantations, but also sorceries. Likewise, Rykard brought Gelmir hexes back into use as magma sorcery and Radahn was a master of gravity magic. They can probably teach you too.
Combine pleasant with useful, so to say.
@@Eric6761 Oh, shut up
"Mohg: We don't talk about it
Godrick: It's not even a option"
Why not?
"Rykard: Same problem as said with Rya although worse"
Friendly reminder that just like Radahn wasn't always a rotting corpse-eating psycho, Rykard wasn't always a snake. And, considering what we know about him, I doubt you will see him as "little brother".
"Morgott: Not a bad choice however the ligogistics are all over the place"
Did you wanted to say logistics?
Anyway, if it means I can date Morgott, then I don't give a fuck. I'll find how to deal with it.
"Radagon: Don't have kids with him, he's a bitch"
Oh, I doubt he is this bad, especially if you adhere to the Golden Order. The worst he can do is divorce you because his other half told him to.
In conclusion: Oh, shut up.
And you talked only the demigods, when there are also Varre, Godfrey, Diallos and others. And even then you forgot Godwyn. He probably was great before getting stabbed and becoming a vegetable fish, ya know.
@@Eric6761 update the Mohg
"What about lady"s Tanith daughter Rya?"
" So you are a type that likes any woman as long as they have scales? Also I don't think lady Tanith would let anyone lay a finger on her beloved daughter."
This was before the DLC, that's why there's no Florissax.
Gideon: Now Florissax may be a dragon, but you literally put her to sleep, got her fired, and you tell her you did it all along. She's only going with you because she's jobless and is probably planning a revenge plot against you. If you choose to go through with her anyway and she does something, don't say I didn't warn you.
1:19 I think Millicent sees you as her savior not a friend I don’t think it would be hard to date Millicent just gotta be careful of that rotussy
he didn't mention Renalla though.
Nor Latenna
This is hilarious 😂
He did get weird about Ranni with her 4 arms
Elden waifus
oh yes
Can i see that crystal ball rq {:
What about St Trina? Or Romina, and Maybe Latenna as well
Does he really say this I'm playing the game right now and apparently I missed all of this
It's AI dude. AI have gotten really good at mimicking voices
Y'all sleeping on Loretta fr
how do i download the cover art
The appropriate phrasing for that question is:
Pls give me sauce
@@Sinhsseax are you calling me
@@Sinhsseax Hee was it 🤔
@@canerkutlutvhaving a porn addiction isn’t funny guys😢😔
Aight man I’m gonna be honest here………. Thumbnail sauce?
Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All Knowing
Wait, why was Rennala never an option?
Have a feeling if he did, he will say she is focused more on radagon than anything else
Surprised he didn't mention the whole Marika swapping consorts thing
2 videos and I still dont know who the fuck is Senna
I think she was suppose to be sellen
Isnt queen marika dead 💀
My taste in women is sadako yamamura, kayako saeki, and shego. Gideon you're insults missed the mark.
"I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me"
reletable