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  • Опубликовано: 21 сен 2023
  • “Guess what? I got a raise.”
    Season 2 Episode 16: Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
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  • @irawilliams343
    @irawilliams343 9 месяцев назад +493

    If she has to catch 3 buses during a storm, she totally deserves the raise.

    • @Sup3rman1c
      @Sup3rman1c 8 месяцев назад +6

      you don't know how much she makes

    •  6 месяцев назад +4

      Tell me where you work, I would definitely like to get a raise everytime it's raining outside and I have to go home from my work.

    • @akshayganesh4144
      @akshayganesh4144 6 месяцев назад +5

      I never knew public transportation in the US was so horrible

    • @k0nstixd
      @k0nstixd 6 месяцев назад +12

      @if you dont earn enough to buy a car and pay the gas u should, especially when ur boss is rich and throws out his money anyway like charlie

    • @999999SkyGuy
      @999999SkyGuy 2 месяца назад

      ​​@@akshayganesh4144
      Public Transport in the USA is horrible.
      You nailed it.
      Berta is loud and annoying - a Charlie a chick (kind of a Wuzz) in her presence.
      Therefore Berta get's never caught while Alan always does.
      Because Charlie isn't afraid of His brother.
      The Lydia Episodes showed it best.

  • @mikir6777
    @mikir6777 7 месяцев назад +163

    And yet my raise is permanent 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tylerm.5722
    @tylerm.5722 7 месяцев назад +322

    Berta was the heartbeat of this show in so many ways… RIP Conchata ❤️

    • @vivektammana8845
      @vivektammana8845 7 месяцев назад +6

      She wasn't even credited for several episodes. Heartbeat, my ass! Stop baiting for likes 😂

    • @tylerm.5722
      @tylerm.5722 6 месяцев назад +11

      @@vivektammana8845 Just my opinion lol you’re welcome to disagree

    • @factoryofdivisiveopinions
      @factoryofdivisiveopinions 6 месяцев назад +3

      I never liked her, to be honest. 😅 she was one of the worst maids ever.

    • @skysimba8953
      @skysimba8953 4 месяца назад +3

      Nope. Charlie was and once he left, that was it.

    • @vivektammana8845
      @vivektammana8845 4 месяца назад

      @@tylerm.5722 you wrote a statement not an opinion and of course I disagree it

  • @redips
    @redips 9 месяцев назад +164

    Well Berta, you deserve a raise.

  • @theman1412
    @theman1412 9 месяцев назад +190

    “I’m sure I had my reasons” 😊

    • @LennyCole96
      @LennyCole96 3 месяца назад +3

      She's the Alpha Dog

  • @PeterJustGames
    @PeterJustGames 9 месяцев назад +336

    3 buses? Dayum, that's a hell of a commute

    • @teclego007
      @teclego007 9 месяцев назад +13

      Those are rookie numbers.

    • @MotorbikeDesign
      @MotorbikeDesign 9 месяцев назад +37

      Los angeles has a bad public transport

    • @Hyogasaint
      @Hyogasaint 9 месяцев назад +28

      Im from Argentina. For 3 years I had to take a bus, a train, the subway and another bus to get to work. 6 days a week. Almost 5 hours of public transportation a day, the good ol´days LMFAO

    • @TBlock1347
      @TBlock1347 9 месяцев назад +10

      Coming from Malibu. It's horrible

    • @Jaromeo1287
      @Jaromeo1287 9 месяцев назад +12

      Typical for the ridiculously urban-sprawled insanity that is Los Angeles and their abysmal investment in public transportation. She more than deserves that raise. Not owning a car in the western hemisphere is utter torture.

  • @lovelywaz
    @lovelywaz 5 месяцев назад +47

    Berta, The Glue that kept it all together! 🤩🤩🤩🤩

  • @afterburnerfox
    @afterburnerfox 2 месяца назад +47

    the raise was permanent, but guess what
    the kid staying was also permanent

    • @seanwebb605
      @seanwebb605 2 месяца назад +2

      Nah. Jake was primarily there on the weekends and with his mother during the week.

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine Месяц назад

      @@seanwebb605 Which means that she still gets to clean up after him on the weekends. Sounds permanent to me.

    • @seanwebb605
      @seanwebb605 Месяц назад

      @@LucianDevine You're not very good at reasoning.

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine Месяц назад

      @@seanwebb605 I just mean that it's obviously not just going to be for one week, and Berta is obviously going to have to clean up after him, like she ends up doing. He literally ends up pissing on the wall because of how badly he misses the toilet.

    • @seanwebb605
      @seanwebb605 Месяц назад

      @@LucianDevine Which is to say that a cleaning lady wants more money when there are more people living in the house creating more messes and laundry.

  • @ComeJesusChrist
    @ComeJesusChrist 9 месяцев назад +66

    This is so skilfully written and beautifully executed!

  • @joshuaramirez5399
    @joshuaramirez5399 7 месяцев назад +79

    Given how much she gets away with, it's safe to say she's the boss

    • @albundy6008
      @albundy6008 Месяц назад +2

      That point was made when Charlie was dating Lydia.

  • @BmanTheChamp
    @BmanTheChamp 9 месяцев назад +44

    Well, at least she was honest

  • @sandrafrasure6278
    @sandrafrasure6278 4 месяца назад +21

    Berta was boss clearly. And star of this show.

  • @victorjohnson7512
    @victorjohnson7512 5 месяцев назад +15

    RIP: Conchata Galen Ferrell (Berta)

  • @giovannibautista2515
    @giovannibautista2515 9 месяцев назад +40

    I love Berta

  • @crystalworthington2270
    @crystalworthington2270 9 месяцев назад +16

    Rip berta

  • @Netherwolf6100
    @Netherwolf6100 2 месяца назад +9

    Honestly at this point, Charlie should just buy her a car. Nothing flashy or fancy that would draw attention, considering her neighborhood, but something used and doable that runs good and has a tracking and alarm system so she can be notified in case someone tries to jack it at night or something. Having her catch 3 buses after all she does for Charlie, kinda criminal.

    • @seanwebb605
      @seanwebb605 2 месяца назад

      That doesn't mean she would have the money to pay for the maintenance and insurance. Judging by how she describes her family it would be lost to pay bail or taken by someone her children were dating. Charlie isn't her only client. She works at different houses. Why should one employer by a housekeeper a car? So that they can clean the other houses that aren't your own? It is a considerable discrepancy or distinction that the wealthy who own beach houses in Malibu require domestic staff who have to bus it back and forth from their homes to these homes with a transportation system that is lacking. Lacking because the wealthy people driving Porsche or Mercedez don't take the bus and don't wish to pay more in taxes to support better transit.

    • @KillerIntent1
      @KillerIntent1 Месяц назад +4

      ​@seanwebb605 well my mom is a house cleaner and she had a client front her 1500 so she could get a car. Given she had to clean "for free" until it was paid off, people can be willing to help their clients get vehicles.

    • @ultimatevixn
      @ultimatevixn Месяц назад

      this is a lot of people. My aunt did days work, sometimes she would call my Mom to help with dishes around holidays. paid good money for my Mom.

  • @user-fy4ld7kk2g
    @user-fy4ld7kk2g 2 месяца назад +3

    Gotta ❤Berta on Two & A Half Men

  • @rougetrader
    @rougetrader 9 месяцев назад +48

    I bet she catches them by hand 😂😂

  • @mattfortheguinn4037
    @mattfortheguinn4037 2 месяца назад +4

    lol Charlie clearly didn’t care she got a raise. Good boss

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine Месяц назад

      I'm sure he had his reasons.

  • @ms.fabolusmorgan4279
    @ms.fabolusmorgan4279 2 месяца назад +1

    Berta knew Jake was staying but they ❤that Lady she deserved her raised😂😂😂😂

  • @noahjenkins8408
    @noahjenkins8408 7 месяцев назад +4

    You ladies😂😂

  • @user-sw3qs7rq4x
    @user-sw3qs7rq4x 2 месяца назад

    ABSOLUTELY AWESOME 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rohitjoseph8760
    @rohitjoseph8760 2 месяца назад +2

    Man charlie is the best boss ever

  • @glenstanley5576
    @glenstanley5576 6 месяцев назад +12

    It was not Charlie's house it is bertas house

    • @IronMan-tk8uc
      @IronMan-tk8uc 4 месяца назад +1

      And Charlie and Alan were her bitches!

  • @tylersmith9465
    @tylersmith9465 Месяц назад

    Nice job

  • @michaelclark4062
    @michaelclark4062 6 месяцев назад +5

    Sounds fair 😂

  • @konpsymusic
    @konpsymusic 8 месяцев назад +5

    This is about the kid 😂

  • @user-pt2ln7fe3e
    @user-pt2ln7fe3e Месяц назад +1

    _Bet she catches them by hand_

  • @ianbrown3855
    @ianbrown3855 2 дня назад

    This is why Berta was the best in the show even with Charlie gone after eight seasons the reason why I stick around is because of her

  • @jainamshah1049
    @jainamshah1049 Месяц назад

    Just watched Berta's walk in 1.5x playback speed and it's so funny 😂

  • @tylersmith9465
    @tylersmith9465 Месяц назад

    Rest in peace Cotha

  • @DickCheney205
    @DickCheney205 6 месяцев назад +3

    I love how quickly she put her hood on

  • @tylersmith9465
    @tylersmith9465 Месяц назад

    Rest in peace Concha

  • @maryjohughes6455
    @maryjohughes6455 3 месяца назад

    ZACH BECKY

  • @tylersmith9465
    @tylersmith9465 Месяц назад

    Rest in peace Contcha

  • @cheldosarmiento2733
    @cheldosarmiento2733 2 месяца назад

    Ford dodge and chevy a head of it lol its only ahead of nissan

  • @AngelinaCruz357
    @AngelinaCruz357 Месяц назад

    At least, there is a metro in Los Angeles, unlike Harlingen.

  • @phgamer4393
    @phgamer4393 Месяц назад

    based lol.

  • @michaelclark4062
    @michaelclark4062 4 месяца назад +1

    One thing that didn't sound plossiable is that berta has to take the bus/ because she works for a millionaire right so you'd think she'd earn enough money to be able to drive 🚗 🤔

    • @blackroomrob4205
      @blackroomrob4205 2 месяца назад

      She works for several millionaires, one of which is Steven Tyler from Aerosmith. She also has a... what's the polite word... s**t family thay she somehow still cares for so that money wouldn't last too long

  • @paintriarchdave7977
    @paintriarchdave7977 Месяц назад

    How come he never got her a car?

  • @fernandobuitron397
    @fernandobuitron397 Месяц назад

    Try 2 buses and a train to go to school.

  • @paintriarchdave7977
    @paintriarchdave7977 Месяц назад

    3k 2010 Toyota Yaris... Shut up...

  • @phgamer4393
    @phgamer4393 Месяц назад

    kid shouldnt have skid marks though. that means hes not getting enough fiber or not getting to the restroom on time. either way something that needs to be fixed. unless your an old man whose losing control you shouldnt have skid marks

  • @abhishekchatterjee7184
    @abhishekchatterjee7184 9 месяцев назад +5

    First.

  • @Emperor_Shao_Kahn
    @Emperor_Shao_Kahn 9 дней назад +1

    laugh tracks literally ruin shows..... anybody who says otherwise rides a short bus and wears velcro shoes

  • @saintniccage2818
    @saintniccage2818 6 месяцев назад +4

    Not one funny joke in 2min
    American humor

  • @Dhorpatan
    @Dhorpatan 6 месяцев назад +6

    Berta should have been fired immediately for going into Charlie's wallet and taking money. Not only is that very disrespectful and a violation of his privacy, but that can easily be understood as stealing. That is an outrageous act to do to anyone, but doing it to your boss is well beyond the pale.

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk 6 месяцев назад +17

      Logic kills the joke.

    • @tystin_gaming
      @tystin_gaming 6 месяцев назад +20

      This folks is a person that doesn't understand what comedy is.

    • @dillzilla4454
      @dillzilla4454 6 месяцев назад +5

      the thing is, who else is going to do her job?

    • @oddursigurdsson9637
      @oddursigurdsson9637 5 месяцев назад +6

      They are more like close friends. No other maid is going to deal with his shenanigans and take care of him and he lets her walk over him sometimes because he is a manchild.
      He is indebted to her a lot more than she is to him since she can just get another job maybe paying less with a better commute but it would be nigh impossible to find a maid to deal with the literal shit Charlie puts her through.
      So while Charlie is technically her boss he isn't the dominant person in that relationship

    • @Dhorpatan
      @Dhorpatan 5 месяцев назад

      @@tystin_gamingYour comment is weird. How does this being comedy make anything that I said false?

  • @tomcandy90
    @tomcandy90 9 месяцев назад +6

    Rip berta

  • @jainamshah1049
    @jainamshah1049 Месяц назад

    Just watched Berta's walk in 1.5x playback speed and it's so funny 😂

  • @rougetrader
    @rougetrader 9 месяцев назад +18

    I bet she catches them by hand 😂😂

    • @dillzilla4454
      @dillzilla4454 6 месяцев назад

      she doesn't catch the bus. she is the bus