lil darkie x lil cubensis - myparentsaresleepinginthenextroomandidontwantowakethemup

lyrics & social media:
/ lildvrkie
IG: @lildvrkie @lilcubensis @spidergvng
shhhhh
my mom and dad are sleeping
through the corridors i’m creeping
just to get me some juice
tie my bed post like a noose
so i can get out of my window
now my dad has some security
the beeping will let him know
that I’m tryna hang with friends tho
smoking hella indo take a silent bong rip
(bubbling sound)
i hope you can hear the smoke on my lip
bitch
i am just a bit rich
i have a thick bitch
sitting on my dick tip
I’m indian so it fit
-
fuck my dad
my dad is a bitch
he’s a snitch
prolly gon go tell my mom to take the whole nintendo switch from me
ill drown him in listerine
that he makes me use even tho it hurts
ugh, my dad is the worst
it’s a curse
imma go and take some gum out momma purse
because i bet she got some gum inside her purse
I’m the first person to think of that
where my daddy drinks is at
i know this nigga aint that smart
the fuck this nigga drinks is at?
if i was him and he was me the fuck id think id think they at?
underneath the sink i check
ouuuu a g lock 17 with the magazine right next to it
i should take some pictures for instagram and impress all my friends
because people care more about violence and drugs than anything else today

[@killtheenemy1481]

My favorite ASMR

[@bigtyronemusic]

ASMR By a14?

[@TheRealKabrini]

Top tier👌

[@MM-ss9yd]

asmr with a beat should be a new genre

[@fanboyfromfanboyandchumchu2722]

bigtyrone that’s fire too

[@ffjpg]

Ilnowright

[@walterwhite3715]

“my rap name is lil darkie”
I don’t know why that was so funny

[@housecatt6]

‎ ‎

[@astral9229]

@@housecatt6 r/woosh

[@joncentral2372]

willi4m127 are you okay?

[@itsjordanlol8]

Trash Gangかすちとく he was joking lol

[@serenaisanoob9062]

LLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[@cubensis9297]

my dad yelled at me while i played this song

[@bp51]

My dad beat me when i played it. The beat wasn't the only thing that was slappin 😤

[@Rex..]

I will yell at my son while I listen to this song to even things up in the world ok

[@twistedkyote4107]

*Did You listen to it enough to Hear the song play in Your Head* ?

[@Weissung]

Koda crowder yes.

[@alsonjiang5261]

Where can i get this beat??

[@KelzelFN]

1:32 LMAO NOT THE NINTENDO SWITCH

[@erickabaddest5992]

Miss Sheltered He’s Adult

[@Yusufalsylheti]

😐

[@KelzelFN]

@@Yusufalsylheti no one cares

[@MurderousKittyCat]

"ill drown him in listerine" is the funniest shit

[@ToxicSirr]

When I paused the song the dad yelling keep going, can anyone help.

[@GrantSweatshirt]

Lmao

[@MM-ss9yd]

Rip

[@littlebluelue388]

Reset your pc maybe ???

[@tuke939]

turn off your pc and turn it back on!

[@YourRealMother]

Have you tried reseating your ram

[@dcdmacosey]

This is like an ASMR on steroids

[@rangezoid897]

True xd

[@bossyoutuber0052]

Just thinking it was like asmr

[@celestialudenburg8427]

mm, must be my personality then.

[@PlanetComputer]

;.

[@lov-db5ez]

Exactly right?!!!

[@drquack4213]

Fuck bro I remember when I used to listen to this shit, I’m happy Darkie is getting the recognition that he deserves

[@otto6405]

imma go to sleep now _"bong rip noise"_ OOooooOOEoeoeOeoeeoEOOoofh SIKE N****
best part 10/10

[@spidergang9995]

Frfr

[@Nastysdf]

Agreed

[@lory2040]

i say nigga anyway

[@em0tiva_]

Bruh I love this...so unique

[@iamnotyourfather8122]

Definitely

[@DrMan-nh3bg]

Sup 2-D

[@LJ_MAIORAL]

Bruh

[@biancathepansy]

OoOu momma got a vibrator

[@ziggyworshipper8180]

The lyrics don’t even sound like a song they sound like someone just texting back and forth and ngl I like it 💀💀

[@charlotte6118]

“I g O t T a plug the K e Y b O r D in”

[@TracyHeflin]

YuH ThIs Is ThE AdLiBs

[@jupitteria]

aY Ay Yo-

[@caleb_chaos]

"Imma go take some gum out of mommas purse because I bet shes got gum inside her purse".
I felt that.

[@kaziTheReigndeer]

Ong

[@12gaugeblast37]

1:51 When you shout out the answer and than your friend raised his hand and says the same thing and gets all the credit

[@sim516]

Lol

[@kailivesmatter]

I'm just gonna 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗭𝗘

[@bunghole3953]

Why did you wake up cubensis?

[@StinkyFeetSucker]

I didn't think anyone saw his silhouette at the door

[@naesopbrooks]

Reminds me of being 16

[@tgp12345]

Tiger LeBron prob in there 20s

[@moxymoo681]

aye im 16 reminds me of me

[@Chocoly]

Im 14, but I already feel it ;w;.

[@kai-hz7vu]

*but ur 12 :/*

[@userkjsd]

I'm 16

[@sim516]

Nobody:
Lil darkie: *sounds like he is choking on somethin at **0:22*

[@drain2496]

You look to young to be listening to this lmaoo

[@itsthecomcom]

Stop putting nobody:

[@diegog.3430]

you too young to listen to this my guy

[@drain2496]

@@diegog.3430 exactly

[@diegog.3430]

@@sim516 i guess this song is ok but you too young to listen to any of his other songs

[@robbiesleeper]

This song makes the dry wall punch me

[@itsfrank9339]

Andy bernard anyone

[@dad_never_got_the_milkboys5534]

Heh

[@somethinghere3984]

Ruined with edit :/

[@Kqeva]

@@somethinghere3984 never trust an edited comment.

[@vo2oo219]

@HSP0PD I don't know.

[@kawaiidemon5157]

Asmr rap is gonna be the New trend of 2020 bet 😌

[@lordwendigo2345]

Let’s hope tik tok get ban before that

[@justbeansha7444]

@@lordwendigo2345 yes jvc by ci

[@Doodle128]

Too bad it became femboys instead of this

[@kawaiidemon5157]

@@Doodle128 xD

[@2close2sun]

2025 will be the year

[@coochieman6221]

I love when he’s getting yelled at he hits the key board

[@gagman6201]

Why isn’t this banger on spotify ://

[@DoffDoffinson]

Still listening to this on repeat, truly a gem!

[@leoortega6370]

I play dis song when sneak out an shmoke a blunt wit homies

[@krsardoche9757]

I hope you listen to full DIRTYNASTYSUICIDE when u were outside

[@gortnitemasta464]

Too young lmao

[@Svientz]

Bruh with that spelling you need to chill with the blunts

[@PowaJuice]

svientz you arent from the ghetto lmao

[@comradebacon7753]

Lmao I'm bout to sneak out and smoke some to with my bois and I'm listening to this aha

[@NBA.Jay44]

WE MAKIN IT OUT THE NIGHT WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😴😴😴🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@percpopper9652]

my mom and dad are sleeping
through the corridors i’m creeping
just to get me some juice

[@ave1995]

I felt that

[@christianzapataaa]

True story though

[@kokichisleftboob9631]

Relatable 💯

[@Joffy]

trans rights

[@cutegatokatze]

Joffe is a name for a hooker

[@fvnsse2540]

JoFF_E 👋👀

[@angelpierce2632]

@@009SOUNDSYSTEM_ ur not funny 🚶

[@angelpierce2632]

@@009SOUNDSYSTEM_ damn

[@angelpierce2632]

@@009SOUNDSYSTEM_ u

[@TaborTips]

This is the best named video on the internet

[@imrhusti]

"mama got a vibrator" Im done LMAOO

[@limesushilobster]

"hey shut tf up"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sigh
Sun of a bitch"
💜😂😂

[@preeacher]

i dont think you realise that i am addicted to this song, I actually love it.

[@fatheroffrogs3619]

“I’m sorry” had me cackling

[@somethinghorrible8122]

bro you cannot make a bad song never stop making them

[@blm2295]

This just feels like pure genius the whole thing. I'm sitting here rockin to the shit and laughing and being impressed by the bars like god damn everything you do is the best

[@CSTLW]

This is both ironically and unironically heat

[@lilkrueu]

Realest song ever

[@Boicapof_Chronicles.]

I love it when rappers use formal words. It's so funny to see them break character during song.

[@andrewdame371]

This is my favorite lil dark song

[@gnaw2844]

When cubensis said “keyboard noises”
I felt that

[@supercat2087]

Timestamp?

[@nate5051]

where

[@user-mi4fq6ho7f]

@@supercat2087 the whole beat

[@AkoladeYT]

the "im sorry" is too accurate

[@Ow3nToCrxzyy]

Throwback: to when like Darkie didn't know what a space bar was

[@TheBamboozlerRah]

0:01 the beginning of a goat

[@dynobros123]

This shi still hits

[@kawaiikanha3886]

2:26 XD 🕷🕸 keep up the amazing work smol dark one

[@icansensemymothersdisappoi2954]

This is my favorite asmr video 🥰

[@aidanzuber4026]

I’ve been listening for like a month now and I guess if I invested 200 plays into it I feel obligated to comment. Shits a banger bruh captures a sick essence

[@loizbak8871]

That one kid in the late ps4 chat

[@trey_dollasign]

wait why is this actually so fire

[@fredericabernkastel4742]

Finally something to listen to while and I quote “my parents are sleeping”

[@HyperSuck771]

This shit is still funny. Glad I discovered it a week ago I thnk

[@unvoicingg2656]

leaxfy is approving and grooving

[@KrazhJaydoKrazh]

This song is so wholesome

[@fluff2454]

This needs to be on spotify/tidal. One of my favorite tracks.

[@boxedbycrom2083]

bro i feel bad for cubensis he gotta get up so early tmrw :c

[@killyourself6045]

Truly an immaculate creation.

[@rubykanima]

will no one recognize
myparentsaresleepinginthenextroomandidontwan *t* owakethemup

[@prd.ovlert]

RubyKanima lmao

[@grungestars]

my parents are sleeping in the next room and I dont want to wake them up?

[@shineweeb7198]

when he said my parents are sleeping
I felt dat

[@CassetteTe]

This is probably the reason I fucking love this guy, I loved listening to this while my parents argued

The last bit is the best

[@elisa-ol2fj]

CEO of asmr

[@lotty7408]

1:25 ... that. Um. 😳

[@IvyMusicChannel]

ASMR - Calming Lil Darkie Sounds

[@randomthoughts6731]

my man turned relatable moments in to lyrics

[@pattthahuman610]

Gotta say I love this song bro 💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Alex-ic6pc]

Shout-out to all the ones still waiting for him to drop this song on SoundCloud/ it's me I'm all the ones

[@senorblxde]

Nobody: me and the bois freestyling at 4am

[@epicgamermoment2803]

"Shut the fuck up, I gotta go to work at five."
*Honestly feel bad for dad no cap*

[@bxnny5861]

why is this not on spotify dawggggg

[@SADE__]

Glad to know even indian kids grew up with dads who drank a lot ....
waiT

[@tauempire1793]

This is relatable ngl

[@gabrielflo5932]

Lmaooo. I was falling asleep to my playlist and this fucking song came on and it scared the shit outa me.

[@egbert4875]

Bruh this shit slaps i wish this got more attention

[@slateskinn]

OOOH MOMMA GOT A VIBRATOR WFT

[@vxmpversal]

Asmr song-

[@34flsw19]

Bruh this man knows bout the secret gum stash in mommas purse.

[@MoreStxphanos]

First song i ever heard from him 😭😭

[@thephiggle913]

Yo listen to more, his channel isnt that large, but Spider Gang is where he usually posts, you will like

[@Ana-kt7xw]

💀

[@jas9095]

Idc how old this is I still wheeze to this

[@rockstarfoxyplays2844]

The song that plays at when me and my cousin are making music

[@itsthenicky1360]

This reminds me of when I was calling my friends on discord in 2 in the morning and my mam was in the next room and she heared me.

[@mrmashman8338]

the half asleep beat go hard fr

[@cartermartorello2582]

more like this please

[@boofstain1508]

Wot you smoking to keep you up? Everything put me sleep

[@doctapeppur1900]

dis comment put me to sleep

[@tenement225]

stop being everywheur

[@boofstain1508]

@@tenement225 no

[@GreyMusicc]

meth

[@boofstain1508]

@@doctapeppur1900 sweet dreams

[@hilltimmy12]

Bro this song is me when my kids are sleeping lol

[@ericdasilva3223]

This shit had me crackin up and bobbin my head at the same time💀💀

[@aapplle]

i- deadass started laughing when he said "ew mom got a vibartor wtf?"

[@paladiangroupesechs1617]

The fuckin title though

[@slurqt]

The 'I gotta plug the keyboard in' gets me everytime

[@bruhmomentdied460]

shhhh im trying to sleep
i need sleep i got a big interview tomorrow

[@gamerai8007]

Shut up child

[@issychemic5888]

Gn bro

[@leohammer4484]

Really tells a story

[@ok.3619]

No one:
Tiktok: its free real estate 🤣

[@NBP_Flixy]

Best comment

[@jayxluv07]

Not funny didnt laugh

[@ppgang1694]

Surprised this ain't at 1m yet ngl

[@sadlilmarii8733]

My boyfriend thought I was whispering when I played this he kept saying “huh”

[@xvii2841]

Song be hitting different at 5 in the morning

[@skuffeddrix7471]

"The Adlibs are back now"

[@Elixer-k1v]

Is this my alt?

[@qannicc]

Yes it is ​@user-pb7sz1hj3n
I love God the Creator

[@silver-8913]

You know its a good song when lil cubensis is in it 😌

[@kaitlynunknown1146]

Spider gang?
⬇

[@CyanSkydeREAL]

10

[@ieatmicroplastics]

Me: h-
Dad: wakes up

[@goldenboys6367]

The best asmr

[@jhontestedicles]

"the wifi password is on the back of the router"
back of the router:

[@thebliss893]

This funny and fire at the same time lol

[@beanibaebypink5395]

LMFAO 3am vibes