Caecilians have salmon beat in weird ways of taking care of offspring. In some species the mother makes a burrow lays her eggs and stays with them until they hatch , when they do she will start shedding her skin for the babies to eat and she will continue to do this until she dies and thats when the babies leave the burrow. Same principle as what salmon do but much more work.
Salmomo's bizzare adventure Part 1: Salmon Blood Part 2: Migrating Tendency Part 3: Salmon Crusaders Part 4: Salmon is unbreakable Part 5: Golden Spawn
Salmon be like: "lmao I ate ur mom last night" "But we're related..." Edit: Everyone is pointing out that I stole this but I had no idea that there was an original comment like this because I post my comment straight away before looking
I was told by my father that they are basically rotting alive while they travel upstream to spawn. But breaking down to make more room for sperm/eggs is much scarier to me.
By this point, I'm starting to wonder how many friends Blocko has. He has the three that appear frequently (Triangle Bob, Circlia, and Rhombus), a few others that have only appeared once, multiple guest stars from other channels, and hosts of other channels that haven't appeared on the show. I don't know how many that adds up to, but I know that adds up to a lot.
Here I will make my own edition The horrifying life of a Asian kid “Scientists have study on education on a daily basis one of them the Asian kid describe it like being in jail with the CIA stuff thingy which means torture I know this cause I am Asian too” “My parent teach me what the grades mean” A=*ayah you need to do better!* B=*bed bug* C=*Chainsaw* D=*dont even try touching your phone* F=* FATALITY*
Me: *watching video Brain: remember when we ate a salmons eye like a boss , we devoured it like it was nothing while the other few people picked to eat one were mentally dying? Me: .......oh yea..... I can still feel that crunchy thing in my mouth... And how it looked at me while I was holding it.... gr8 times
lenses only focus light hitting at certain angles onto the fovea (a specific place on the back part of your eye (aka the retina) with a high number of light sensing cells (aka cones which sense light colour)). so, anything that doesn't fall onto the fovea isnt in focus.
I am not going to lie but when I think about salmon that's actually how I felt as a kid. Pretty damn horrified and yet at the same time saddened by their condition how they continue in the circle of life. Even before RUclips and well just any sort of educational experts out there started talking about salmon to me. I already knew as a kid how their circle Life starts and ends. Add an early age the first time I ever saw a zombie salmon I actually called them carpet salmon most the time
Wouldn't most salmon corpse be washed downstream from their spawning ground and get eaten by scavengers like eagles, bears, and wolves? Also, salmon eggs don't hatch until spring and salmon alevins don't actually eat food until their egg yolk is depleted, by then, any salmon corpse would have long been picked clean, decayed, or washed away.
Salmon mom: You guys are so beautiful
*hears chewing noises*
Salmon mom: I'm so proud
NOOOOOOO!!!
She didn't give the cake out yet so unpatient.
Lol
@Liana Corns that's..... That's the joke
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOTHERRRRRR
@Liana Corns Is this some sort of sarcasm joke that I'm to blunt to Understand?
"And this my friends, is why salmon can respawn and people not"
- My Biology Teacher 2019
Jacob's Boring RUclips Channel ok i‘ll make sure I do 😂
Cool
yep
I mean salmon spawn in my random waterfall on a pole
what about baby's
Am I the only one who noticed even their names are written wrong on a Starbucks cup 😂
1:50
Edit; stress on the word “their”
That happens in real life a lot of the times too.
No u not
Ayla Minier well thats why I wrote about it afterall as it happens in real life too
Wow never seen that before I wonder where they got the inspiration 🤔
Blogo and Q*bert
Teacher: Hey Salmon! What is your favorite food?
Salmon: My mom
Teacher: Ok........0-0
Wolfie Nezu •Reacts• the teacher knows
Their salmon too rememberrrr
Luana Thomsen Luciano You’re cringe
WTF
which way?
👁️👄👁️
Teacher: what is your first accomplishment?
Me: I ate my mom
xX HAPPYSOFA CAT Xx xD
Sam o' Nella
NO ITS BEING BORN
Salmon child: that Is my only accomplishment..
**proceeds to recheck career choices**
LMAOOOO
Life noggin be like:
⬜[]
[]⬜
[] [] 🆓 knowledge
*T O N K*
Wow!
Wow how u do that
Using these ◻️ and [ ] Maddie and Libby
*KNOWLEDGE*
#DearBlocko
Why does some people's vision get worse through time?
@@venus5756 7* 😏
@@venus5756 16* 😏😏😏
@Sweet! It's okay nerds are cool😎 NERD GANG✊
+
@@Max-zz7ol How did you do that?
“It’s like a snowman.... but with PUMPKINS.”
-Blocko 2019
*minecraft?*
*Roblox?*
Snow golem
🎃
⚪
⚾
Minecraft....
"ma what's for dinner"
"sushi." *dies*
"hooray"
That just got dark in a hurry
Dafuq
Extremely Dark
Dark but mildly amusing
Memes that went from 0 to 100 real quick
Mammals: Eat their Baby.
Me: That's Ok?
Salmons: *Eat their Mom*
Me: *_WhUt?!_*
Dang_ Itz Fink! Nice Profile
@@Colfieandthestars *the twin profile invasion*
Rabbits eat their babies if they are angry
Nezuko
It's not that bad the mother died itself we would kill fish if fish ate their mom alive
Salmon: we live in a society
Joker: he copied me!
Somehow that rhymes
uh
@@brianatharadriansyah and how?
@@kurby8496 try singing it
@@sanpurutekisuto6709 omg lol it kinda works....but how did you even notice that? Do you just read comments while singing xD?
Then we would be cannibals
Eating ourselves.
Edit: tf happpen to the title and thumbnail, why was it change
How old are you, you really don’t know?
Eating each other you mean 😂😂😂
VORE
Xavier Tay that’s a real thing and it’s called autocannibalism lol
XChanged some people are already eating others. not me tho , king of virginity, and also a virgo
I didn't see this on the magic school bus.
A sentient piece of bred YUP!!!!
WHERE THE *bleep* IS ITTTTT?!?!?!!!!!??????
Me neither
Might scare the orange haired kid-
@@cryolite08 omg so tru
『EӾoƵ』 XxShadowxX ツ same ;w;
Ha, voicecrack when he said " hEy there!"
Yep
he turned 13 again
1:59 First documented case of “glitch”. (Glitchius destroyis)
Yes I also saw that
Why do salmons need no health insurance?
Because they get cured for free.
Now I this is a joke but, how do they actually cure themselves?
@@chesneyzammit6566 r/woooosh
@@alanv1233 I knew I was gonna get whoooshed for asking :P
Chesney Zammit they get cured as In cured to get eaten, like meat
@@chesneyzammit6566 www.reddit.com/r/woooosh/
*So this is the reason why I only see Salmon's in the River*
haha
The plural of salmon is salmon dumb self promoter
2:10 "making pumpkin men with your freinds"
Me: "a halloween version of snowmen?
1:07
_”I am one with the salmon”_
-#1 Salmon FAN
Other mammals: “dude I don’t have enough resources for all my babies let me eat some.”
Salmon: “YOU EAT UR BABYS?”
Salmon: gasps and faints
I aint gonna waste my time in minecraft just to get fished up!
‘Spawned’ Perfection
If you get killed you just come back to life and that's how Minecraft works
Is this a pun?
@@someonescat2376 r/whooooosh
I don’t get it
69th like
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Life Noggin: What if people spawned like salmon?
We would only be spawning on water or we die
I hope Q-bot is an excuse for his own weird questions and not a way to carry on dear blocko without credits to commenters
CowsAreCows 123 can you stop with this meme format, do you not understand that it’s dead
@@crryptid nah
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
This meme format: not funny and overused. stop it.
Since we're "spawning" just type in a /teleport command.
And watch out for spawn-camping bears. Jerks.
I’m gonna ban the bears from this Christian Minecraft server
PrinceAnimations AndGaming aight seems good
guys hows that build battle contest going
The fishes: **Eats their mom**
Everyone: Thats horrible!
Me: Don't worry. They will get eaten by their own child in the future ; )
THIS NEEDS MORE LIKES ☝️
@@y.vsofia4060 thx
@@y.vsofia4060 it do tho
If they dont get child they wont die
@Mya Davidson if they dont get child i mean they will still die but they'll live longer
"And that means heading home to mate!"
*alabama noise intensifies*
I have a Question: Why can't humans be born with green or blue hair.
Potato does not know either
Because u cant😂
@ItsSophia's Studio Yt dang r u friends with blocko
Because.. *M E L A N I N*
you just cant
Caecilians have salmon beat in weird ways of taking care of offspring.
In some species the mother makes a burrow lays her eggs and stays with them until they hatch , when they do she will start shedding her skin for the babies to eat and she will continue to do this until she dies and thats when the babies leave the burrow.
Same principle as what salmon do but much more work.
"Spawning"
**MINECRAFT INTESIFIES**
Or any game really
Salmomo's bizzare adventure
Part 1: Salmon Blood
Part 2: Migrating Tendency
Part 3: Salmon Crusaders
Part 4: Salmon is unbreakable
Part 5: Golden Spawn
Salmon be like:
"lmao I ate ur mom last night"
"But we're related..."
Edit: Everyone is pointing out that I stole this but I had no idea that there was an original comment like this because I post my comment straight away before looking
You stole That
Stolen
From who
Edit: Sorry I didn't realise that there is a comment the same as this one, I just commented straight away
He didn’t mean it
Stolen
*I'll ask again*
Would a Transformer buy a Life Insurance or Car Insurance?
Maybe both?
Both , car insurance= accident as a car
Life insurance = accident as a transformer
Life noggin: "spawing"
Me and some nerds: *iS tHaT mInCrAfT?*
"Spawing"?
@@voidzones r/wooosh
Lol spawing
Isn’t it spawning?
@@TamWam_ idk about her :/
cookiecat gaming :3 i posted the same thing but i did not know. Im sorry
I was told by my father that they are basically rotting alive while they travel upstream to spawn. But breaking down to make more room for sperm/eggs is much scarier to me.
Salmons mom: aw look and my little babies
Salmon babies: *look* *at* *each other*
Salmon- Hi can we all steal your cycle?
Spider- No, reverse it 😆
Salmon-aight
what if people where like salmon?
watch the magic school bus guys.
IQ OF 420 TRILLON
Bus ejaculation
@@weeb_dweeb it's actually spelled education. no offence intended.
Me: "Kills baby salmon"
Baby Salmon: *NO SPAWN CAMPING*
Baby salmon: NLR!!!
Pun
Cuz salmon spawn
Line noggin:What if people spawned like salmon
ME:Oh yeh , it is completely normal topic which is going to help me so much
By this point, I'm starting to wonder how many friends Blocko has. He has the three that appear frequently (Triangle Bob, Circlia, and Rhombus), a few others that have only appeared once, multiple guest stars from other channels, and hosts of other channels that haven't appeared on the show. I don't know how many that adds up to, but I know that adds up to a lot.
1:05
Me when mom tries to stop me from swimming
Here I will make my own edition
The horrifying life of a Asian kid
“Scientists have study on education on a daily basis one of them the Asian kid describe it like being in jail with the CIA stuff thingy which means torture I know this cause I am Asian too”
“My parent teach me what the grades mean”
A=*ayah you need to do better!*
B=*bed bug*
C=*Chainsaw*
D=*dont even try touching your phone*
F=* FATALITY*
so true man
No one
Salmons: the water smells like my house I can still taste my mother
Mr. Grill cheese 🧀 xD
Wait- does that mean- **Looks at Badboyhalo's pet fish Mr.Squeegy**
*HOLY SHI-*
*a fan i see, GOODNESS SKEPPY AND SAPNAP ARE FISH MURDERERS!! D:
Ahem, Fundy’s mom Sally
@@princesscrystal6410 i didn't mention anything about fundy-
Salmon mom: exists
Salmon: HIPPITY HOPPITY YOUR FLESH IS MY PROPERTY
Life Noggin: Doing the Do-si-do.
Me, an intellectual: "Um, the technical term is 'Scootilypooping' ."
#DearBlocko
Did people invent smiling or is it just something they're born with
If we did invent it would be like this
you:gets born
parents: smile or I will put you back
@@ezucra *shoves it back to the womb*
No one:
Not a Single Soul:
Not Even My Mom:
Thumbnail: tHeY EAt tHerE mOms
Salmon follow stupid instincts
Their*
Thumbnail: They eat their mom
Me:I eat them...
You are next Lol you mean video not thumbnail
@@TamWam_ r/woooosh
1:56
You guys got Lucky with the names on the Cups
"My name is Jeremy", I said to the worker. They wrote *Joseph* on my cup
Me: *watching video
Brain: remember when we ate a salmons eye like a boss , we devoured it like it was nothing while the other few people picked to eat one were mentally dying?
Me: .......oh yea..... I can still feel that crunchy thing in my mouth... And how it looked at me while I was holding it.... gr8 times
Why does things get out of focus when we don’t look at them, kind of like a camera with a bokeh effect
lenses only focus light hitting at certain angles onto the fovea (a specific place on the back part of your eye (aka the retina) with a high number of light sensing cells (aka cones which sense light colour)). so, anything that doesn't fall onto the fovea isnt in focus.
Today's fact: In Morse Code -.- means k.
-.-
o-.-
-.-
-.-
-.-
1:06 *OMG! this kept me laughing like crazy!!!*
"They eat their mom"
*familiar drum beat intro plays
Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.
Merily, merily, merily, merily I can make you scream.
Yea they S P A W N like salmon
Edit: Oh F U C C i thought they spawned like mobs in mc LMAO
guinnes world record for dumbest person alive
(Joke)
IM NOT FIRST
IM NOT LAST
WHEN I SAW SALMON’S IT THEIR MAMA, THE DON’T EAT THE SALMONSSS!!!!!
When i saw salmons eat their mama Dont Eat The Salmons*
r/ihadastroke
OKafk exactly
Next time learn some english :)
"This is called 'spawning'" Me, a minecraft player:😅
2:16 did it look like the salmon was stretching it's fin or waving it from side to side? I saw both.
Salmon:wassup noggin
Noggin:*eats random salmon*
Question for Life Noggin:
Is is possible for a person to learn, understand, and speak all the known languages on Earth?
No because there are some tribes we don't know about and they probably have some different language
That's why he said "known" language
@@afggetlost1342 in that case, yes
Mom: I gave birth to you and this is how you treat me!!
Me: And who’s fault is that?
Ha lol
WE LOVE YOU BLOCKO (Like if you agree)
TZ5DoubleT
Like Hunter
But I liked anyway ;)
0:55 Spawning
Me:MiNeCrAfT iS tHaT yOu?
3:04 idk why but the movements salmon are making is funny.
me: *turns 2*
my parents: so when are you getting a boyfriend
kim’s mood ? How u get comments?
Doesn't anyone else do this? Well, it was normal for me.
You must be a fish
Sunny Tse wooosh
hol up
you crazy?
Life noggin’s finally losing it
However, not as much as Ibxtoycat.
1:47 um, blocko theres A ant in your back
Thumdnale:Death
Blocko:Hey This is Clearly live noggin
#dearblocko
Why do sounds get more high pitched when we speed them up, and lower when we slow them down?
Question for QBOT-9001
What if Life Noggin was a baby cartoon?
0:01 THAT VOICE CRACK
Life noggin for the win
2:33 the new dead by Daylight killer the samon slicer
I don't know if I can get to LA but do you have a preview coming up if people really wanna go but they can't get to LA?
Mom fish : the one that always eats the baby’s
The baby’s:UNO REVERSE CARD IN HER FACE
Me: clicks video
Video: *the salmon's horrifying life cycle*
people: nature is so beautiful
salmon: ha ha mama go crunch crunch
Where salmon lay eggs are basically the spawn point for baby salmon
Me: **Looks at title** Eh.
Also me: **Notices thumbnail** NOW THAT'S WORTH WATCHING RIGHT THERE!
Salmon are migratory fish that swim from salt water to fresh water to lay their eggs. My fav species are the sock eye salmons
Is there an end to the universe or an end to anything thats presumed to be infinite
Salmon: “I eat my mother.”
Me: “I eat you and your mothers on a dinner plate.”
The incorrect spelling on the coffee cups at 1:52 is fantastic.
Voice crack at the intro, amazing.
Nobody:
Salmon when they see their mother: *it's free real estate*
1:06 When you don't know what camouflage is
3:07 You've obviously never seen how some spiders do it.
I am not going to lie but when I think about salmon that's actually how I felt as a kid. Pretty damn horrified and yet at the same time saddened by their condition how they continue in the circle of life. Even before RUclips and well just any sort of educational experts out there started talking about salmon to me. I already knew as a kid how their circle Life starts and ends. Add an early age the first time I ever saw a zombie salmon I actually called them carpet salmon most the time
Me: *Sees Picture*
The baby fish: Come on bros, lets eat our mommy!
The baby fish No.2: But we're brothers
[salmon eats parent]
Your grounded for life
Wouldn't most salmon corpse be washed downstream from their spawning ground and get eaten by scavengers like eagles, bears, and wolves? Also, salmon eggs don't hatch until spring and salmon alevins don't actually eat food until their egg yolk is depleted, by then, any salmon corpse would have long been picked clean, decayed, or washed away.
"It just says do it coward"
Q bot is so beautiful
Blocko, you and your friends should come to Canada. We never get anything up here.
0:12 waitwaitwaitwait THEY HAVE FACESSSS??
Happy Halloween
Me: sees start
Me: yea they're collabing
[][] Face
][_][ Arms
[][] legs
Now put these thogeter
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Who is it? LIFE NOGGIN
Heres my question which is a little personal for me: What if we dream cartoons? (This is how I dream all the time)