Zlatan Ibrahimovic is Losing HIS MIND...

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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2025

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  • @corydevious
    @corydevious Год назад +60

    Zlatan is like that uncle talking about how he almost got signed by 50 clubs 💀

  • @PSmurd
    @PSmurd Год назад +43

    Zlatan doesn't lose his mind, his mind loses him

    • @omaradel-gt9df
      @omaradel-gt9df Год назад +1

      Isn't the mind.....you know what just forget it

  • @salmaanmohamed7712
    @salmaanmohamed7712 Год назад +42

    pierce morgan was holding his laugh the whole interview💀💀💀

  • @tetrixxracing
    @tetrixxracing Год назад +10

    zlatan is becoming that one uncle where he played like prime r9 and was supposed to face Ronaldo or messi but got a career ending injury

  • @UnitedFan1413
    @UnitedFan1413 Год назад +3

    My favorite youtuber for this month.

  • @Mr.halaleditz
    @Mr.halaleditz Год назад +7

    pierce morgan was holding his laugh the whole interview

  • @BlueCuler
    @BlueCuler Год назад +8

    stats at 36 years of age:
    Ronaldo scored 762 and 225 assists 57 freekicks 56 goals outside the box 136 penalty goals exceeded his expected goals by 4.1 goals had 3447 shots and scored a goal each 6.5 shots has 1094 g+a with 64 goals Outside the box made 890 key passes created 176 big chances made 80 accurate through balls 1600+ successful dribbles had 7.97 average rating and 168 man of the match awards and 24 goals at finals now at 36 he coincidentally had 36 trophies 4 golden boots 5 ballon dors and 5 champions leagues
    messi scored 819 goals assisted 361 and amassed a total g+a of 1180, 89 goals of them outside the box 62 of them freekicks, he had 2,921 Shots and converted a goal each 5.47 shots exceeded his expected goals by 33.1 goals scored 711 non penalty goals won 16 matches against ronaldo 314 man of the match awards 8.54 average rating 50 goals in finals made 1387 key passes created 408 big chances made 3047 successful dribbles and made 480 through balls at 36 Messi had 45 titles 6 golden boots 7 ballon d'ors 4 champions leagues 1 world cup 2 world cup finals 2 world cup silver boots 2 world cup golden balls and one more hat trick at 36 than ronaldo, this is all before Ronaldo went to Manchester united but after Messi had his first season at psg
    summary:
    messi is a better dribbler better playmaker better passer better freekick taker better setpiece taker better midfielder better defender better goalscorer better shooter and a better player than ronaldo whilst playing the second hardest league in the world (was the hardest all the way until 2020)
    all-time stats:
    some of Ronaldo's achievements that messi couldn't break:
    most ucl goals of all time (messi has better goal per match ratio)
    most ucl assists of all time (messi has better assist per game ratio)
    most ucl freekick goals of all time
    most ucl penalty goals of all time
    most ucl trophies of all time (although messi played two less seasons in the ucl)
    most goals of all time time (messi has way better goal per game ratio)
    most international appearances of all time
    most international goals of all time (messi has better goal per game ratio)
    fastest to reach 100 goals for a single club
    most goals against neuer despite never playing in the Bundesliga
    best win record against bayern munich
    invented "knuckle ball freekick"
    most header goals
    some of Messi's achievements thay ronaldo couldn't break:
    most balloon d'ors of all time
    most golden boots of all time
    most trophies of all time
    most assists of all time
    most world cup golden balls of all time
    most sportsman of the year awards as a footballer
    most goals with one foot
    greatest dribbling stats of all time
    most goals for a single club
    most perfect ratings of all time
    most man of the match awards of all time
    most passes made as a winger
    most passes made as a striker
    most goals per game ratio of all time
    most goals as a playmaker
    most assists as an attacker
    most assists per game ratio of all time
    most individual awards of all time
    most goals in a single calander year
    won every trophy possible other than puskas award
    most g+a of all time
    most non-penalty goals of all time
    most non-penalty g+a of all time
    most successful dribbles of all time
    most dribbles attempted
    most international g+a of all time
    most MOTM awards in the world cup
    best win record against real madrid
    second most goals against English clubs despite never playing in the premier league
    most precise shot of all time (goal against mexico in the world cup)
    most duels won of all time
    invented "panenka freekick"
    most goals in finals
    some of Ronaldo's worst achievements:
    no g+a in world cup knockout matches despite playing 5 world cups
    scored the most goals against barcelona but didn't make a single hattrick against them
    some of Messi's worst achievements:
    worst ariel abilities possibly of all time
    worst ucl loss of all time
    most penalty kicks misses of all time
    Ronaldo's stats against messi:
    21 goals 1 assist 11 wins in 36 games
    messi stats against ronaldo:
    22 goals 11 assists 16 wins in 36 games
    Ronaldo's win percentage in 1187 games:
    71.3%
    Messi's win percentage in 1,038 games:
    74.1%
    final summary (all-time):
    gathering all the stats and simplifing them this is the result
    Messi's advantages over ronaldo are: vision, accuracy, freekick accuracy, playmaking and goalscoring prowess, awareness on the field, dribbling, agility, ball control, passing and defending stats, messi has also proven to be less injury prone than ronaldo despite playing a riskier playstyle
    Ronaldo's advantages over Messi: shotpower, ariel abilities, weakfoot (even though Messi doesn't have a weakfoot) strengh and speed
    in total messi has (12) advantages over ronaldo while ronaldo has (5) advantages over messi
    Messi also has more goals and assists in knockout matches finals and in elclassicos meaning he is a more composed calm player and a big game player
    Messi's only weakness is his Ariel ability but is way better than ronaldo in everything else

    • @Rip_BaconZx
      @Rip_BaconZx Год назад +5

      CHILL

    • @BlueCuler
      @BlueCuler Год назад

      @@Rip_BaconZx this took me 5 hours btw

    • @atomm3853
      @atomm3853 Год назад +2

      Messi and Ronaldo are equally good goalscorers, only ratio wont make him better, by that logic Adama Traore is better dribbler cuz he has better percentage with 71% of his completed dribbles where Messi has about 60%, Ronaldo has more goals, more international goals, more ucl goals, 60+ goals in 4 consecutive year(or season) and has more IFFHS goalscorer awards than him, by the other hand Messi has better ratio 6 golden boot (most in history) 91 goals in a calendar year also most in history etc. so un can see they both are quit equally good goalscorers

    • @davidkushal461
      @davidkushal461 Год назад +1

      get a life
      @@BlueCuler

    • @BlueCuler
      @BlueCuler Год назад +1

      @@atomm3853 the thing is: Messi isn't a goalscorer He's playmaker and inverted winger his job is to only assist but he did both

  • @mohammed.anas.08.
    @mohammed.anas.08. Год назад +4

    Biggest W for hearing from the ronaldo fan saying that bale's bicycle kick is the best 🗿

  • @_Qu3so_
    @_Qu3so_ Год назад +3

    Always a good day when coach uploads

  • @veenoceda4714
    @veenoceda4714 Год назад +1

    Zlatan went to every club and won a trophy

  • @Compycorereal
    @Compycorereal Год назад +1

    Zlatan doesn’t lose his brain his brain loses him

  • @Mrbananaman812
    @Mrbananaman812 Год назад +77

    1 hour gang 👇

  • @GALACTIC9S
    @GALACTIC9S Год назад +2

    Coach back again with his Special talks

  • @GamingWithAyan1
    @GamingWithAyan1 Год назад +2

    On piers face u can see he’s holding his laugh in💀💀

  • @EpicGhostDude
    @EpicGhostDude Год назад +1

    ZLATAN IS THE LION

  • @bryboii
    @bryboii Год назад +1

    Zlatan doesn't lose his mind
    His mind loses zlatan 💀

  • @Mohamed_Elkofory
    @Mohamed_Elkofory Год назад +1

    Coach always speaks facts

  • @muhammadryanelyeddari8631
    @muhammadryanelyeddari8631 Год назад +1

    Ibra truely is the most complete player of all time. You could Camavinga, Giroud, Gullit and Ibra, Put them all on the Swedish national team. Use a 0-0-0 formation (4 goalkeepers) and you'll score atleast 500 goals every game before half time. Although Ibra would move to the Bosnian national team after the first 10 minutes of the pre-match warm up and he'd still win the player of the season for Sweden.

  • @jzzrizzkool
    @jzzrizzkool Год назад

    There is confidence then there is zlatan

  • @juniormhlongo2566
    @juniormhlongo2566 Год назад +1

    Nice video coach on zlatan😂😂❤

  • @barberdinho1922
    @barberdinho1922 Год назад +1

    Zlatan is not losing his mind, the mind is losing zlatan

  • @hozok
    @hozok Год назад +1

    100% true the media thing you said about Cristiano

  • @Mesut_0ziI
    @Mesut_0ziI Год назад +4

    Zlatan's bk was against an open goal
    Ronaldo's was against BUFFON
    Big difference

    • @LegacyEditzs
      @LegacyEditzs Год назад +8

      Smartest cristiano fan be like 😂:

    • @TKRLeague
      @TKRLeague Год назад +9

      The accuracy needed to score that is ridiculously hard

    • @Mesut_0ziI
      @Mesut_0ziI Год назад +1

      @@TKRLeague yeah i agree

    • @Mesut_0ziI
      @Mesut_0ziI Год назад +2

      @@LegacyEditzs stupid person be like 😂😂😂 :

    • @N0-Name416
      @N0-Name416 Год назад +1

      ​@@LegacyEditzsLeast toxic messi fan:

  • @alberrtt0
    @alberrtt0 Год назад

    Early to an Ali video, we used to pray for days like this 🙌

  • @Namadadi_iddi
    @Namadadi_iddi Год назад +1

    the difrence between cr7 bycicle kick and bale's is that the one of bale would have never happened if not for cr7's
    ...
    get the point?

  • @levzeditz
    @levzeditz Год назад +1

    Jeremy Lynch be like:

  • @pratiksable1034
    @pratiksable1034 Год назад +1

    This brother always brings good content 🤍🤍👑

  • @osamaali9249
    @osamaali9249 Год назад +7

    Zlatan is more deluded than arsenal fans😂😂

    • @mdswinner9290
      @mdswinner9290 Год назад +1

      He atleast has trophies and goals unlike arsenal
      And he us one of the most toughest and influential characters you will ever see

  • @Jawd_jawd
    @Jawd_jawd Год назад +1

    Hey give Zlatan some respect he scored 2 goals against Portugal

  • @TheRealGangsterTM
    @TheRealGangsterTM Год назад +1

    coach=goat

  • @ondrejmikulica8037
    @ondrejmikulica8037 Год назад +2

    Most complete pleyer is Gullit and is not even close

    • @LegacyEditzs
      @LegacyEditzs Год назад +2

      w ball knowledge, but i think ibra has everything that is required for any position .( height,foot,speed etc)

  • @muhammadaasif3858
    @muhammadaasif3858 Год назад +4

    messi used his head to scored against prime mu bro

    • @LegacyEditzs
      @LegacyEditzs Год назад +1

      brotherrrrrrrrr do u expect cristiano fans to know about football 🤣

    • @add2to299
      @add2to299 Год назад +1

      ​@@LegacyEditzsAs a Ronaldo fan I agree that unfortunately most of us have no ball knowledge, but some Messi fans are the same

  • @raoufzibra7522
    @raoufzibra7522 Год назад

    5:40 honestly it is obvious that he was just saying that so that the guy would leave him alone and to Ronaldo fans not start a riot to his house

  • @LegacyEditzs
    @LegacyEditzs Год назад +2

    Cristiano fans are still talking about that sweden vs Portugal match despite the fact cristiano flumbled 10 big chances on that game and Zlatan fkin cooked in that game he barely got big chances, camel 🐫 bias.

  • @ZORO-ek4wy
    @ZORO-ek4wy Год назад +1

    According to coach ali player cannot have thier own opinion

  • @iraqaep
    @iraqaep Год назад +4

    better get zlatan off those drugs 💊💊 retirement was the worst choice 😂😂😂

  • @zzzupreme17
    @zzzupreme17 Год назад +1

    Ayo zlatan going into hell

  • @LegacyEditzs
    @LegacyEditzs Год назад +5

    for me Zlatan is the 2nd best st of our generation after suarez ( without the silvers) .

  • @kingx_tr6208
    @kingx_tr6208 8 месяцев назад

    Zlatan -
    0 ballon d'ors
    0 champion leagues
    0 world cups
    0 international trophies
    0 european golden boots
    Ronaldo and Messi -
    13 ballon d'ors
    9 champion leagues
    1 world cup
    5 international trophies
    11 european golden boots

  • @Kookie123-y2
    @Kookie123-y2 Год назад +1

    16 hours gangs

  • @Noobempire786
    @Noobempire786 Год назад +1

    1:05 😂😂

  • @youngdragonriders8821
    @youngdragonriders8821 Год назад

    What coach doesn’t know the Messi can use his right foot And his head 💀

  • @joex452
    @joex452 Год назад

    When bro was talking about messi that way I had to agree with him😏

  • @07Jayden07
    @07Jayden07 Год назад +1

    Portugal vs Zlatan and this guy acting like it wasn't obvious

  • @OwlCityFan
    @OwlCityFan Год назад +1

    Salam Alaikum Coach Ali, my name is also Ali

  • @xlimetedAE
    @xlimetedAE Год назад +6

    Smash everyone that comes in my way💀Yo coach why dont you heart me i always comment man
    Pin📌

  • @AxeGamez21
    @AxeGamez21 Год назад +3

    Im here in 1 minute

  • @KAEROSEKI_1
    @KAEROSEKI_1 Год назад

    i dont want to discredit anybody but ronaldo scored bicycle kick against buffon , zlatan chipped in a empty net and bale scored against karius

  • @Carlos-jq7wg
    @Carlos-jq7wg Год назад

    Wtf Bruno fernandez’s brother 😨😮😂😂😭😭

  • @Dijart-
    @Dijart- Год назад

    make a video on euros qualifiers

  • @matijajelovac1487
    @matijajelovac1487 Год назад

    Coach Show Ur Football skills plss

  • @IMVURYSMART
    @IMVURYSMART Год назад +8

    Zlatan is the most complete footballer of all time... volleys, bicycles, HEADERS, dribbling, speed, long shot, penalty, free kick he has it all
    Also, look at the through balls ronaldo was receiving by his teammates while zlatan carried his dead team...
    Zlatan clears

    • @JohnRbxPVP
      @JohnRbxPVP Год назад +5

      Zlatan profile alright buddy no bias here 😂

    • @notorioushacker221
      @notorioushacker221 Год назад +4

      He was sub par on all the things you mentioned

    • @IMVURYSMART
      @IMVURYSMART Год назад +5

      U guys r the type of people who started watching him when he was 35+

    • @LegacyEditzs
      @LegacyEditzs Год назад +4

      don't worry bro these 5 year old cristiano fans watch football from reels in that sweden vs Portugal match cristiano missed 10 big chances on the other hand Zlatan carried his team hard,Zlatan barely got any big chance

    • @MiguelAlvarez97
      @MiguelAlvarez97 Год назад +5

      @@LegacyEditzsRonaldo’s been pulling his teams thru CL group stages , staging comebacks and helping his NT win its first few titles. Zlatan needs to be focusing on his faliures and not other player. He can’t even touch Luis Suarez levels so how is he gonna be better than messi or CR7. You kids need to keep it down

  • @Picklebiscuit236
    @Picklebiscuit236 Год назад +2

    2 hour gang 👇

  • @TJ4PRESIDENT
    @TJ4PRESIDENT Год назад

    Bro said Cristiano most complete. OG R9 was defo more complete

  • @superminicooper
    @superminicooper Год назад +2

    Day 9 of asking coach blah blah blah you already know if you watched his past few vids and looked in the comments

  • @RLeditzx
    @RLeditzx Год назад +2

    Messi played FIFA

    • @RLeditzx
      @RLeditzx Год назад +2

      And he became a footballer

    • @Asad_XD_killer
      @Asad_XD_killer Год назад +1

      And he became worst player ever

    • @Becuaseofme
      @Becuaseofme Год назад +1

      ​@@Asad_XD_killer wow you're so edgy and cool, can i get your autograph?

  • @SOUNDClapMore
    @SOUNDClapMore Год назад

    it’s true though✍️

  • @Namadadi_iddi
    @Namadadi_iddi Год назад

    If messi had used his head😂😂😂

  • @angelvillalva7087
    @angelvillalva7087 Год назад +1

    1h gang!

  • @IgorrekFootballEdits337
    @IgorrekFootballEdits337 Год назад +1

    11 minutes and 18 seconds gang👇

  • @spheralegg9609
    @spheralegg9609 Год назад

    ded ball knowledge, every united fan ever

  • @minhquang7707
    @minhquang7707 Год назад

    Zlatan is just delusional at this point

  • @drplauge1234
    @drplauge1234 Год назад +3

    Pls reply Ali

  • @saminzzz8602
    @saminzzz8602 Год назад

    No Debate Only Messi

  • @MuhammadBinAhmadAlTunsi
    @MuhammadBinAhmadAlTunsi Год назад +1

    25 mins gang

  • @Dbl557
    @Dbl557 Год назад +2

    Good thing you’re Muslim 4:04

  • @Alex_Donnelly
    @Alex_Donnelly Год назад +1

    🎉

  • @Story_4u-all
    @Story_4u-all Год назад +1

    You should be more consistent bro

  • @mosagaming490
    @mosagaming490 Год назад +2

    Hi

  • @kyoharakenji6465
    @kyoharakenji6465 Год назад

    Nah r9 is the most complete player

  • @mentionaioYT
    @mentionaioYT Год назад +1

    25 minutes gang

  • @Sruitar
    @Sruitar Год назад

    "Either ronaldinho or ronaldo" lets see fraudnaldo dribble past an entire team

  • @abdullahsherifamin7367
    @abdullahsherifamin7367 Год назад

    welcome to islam brother u said astaghfurallah
    \

  • @FatoooBerarrr
    @FatoooBerarrr Год назад +1

    Day 3 of asking coach for a shoutout

  • @Theonlyone315
    @Theonlyone315 Год назад +2

    Boon shakalaka

  • @Noobie_galexy
    @Noobie_galexy Год назад

    ronaldo is under rated

  • @voidboy8840
    @voidboy8840 Год назад +2

    First🤓

  • @drplauge1234
    @drplauge1234 Год назад +4

    First comment

  • @PointArrowYT
    @PointArrowYT Год назад +2

    early

  • @gey_s3.xlover
    @gey_s3.xlover Год назад

    Zlibrahimovic

  • @Mrbananaman812
    @Mrbananaman812 Год назад +3

    Pls pin me