No, you are sunkening into the ground as Jebus is croopisfied, before gett sent to te ninth dimension to seeing me havng a stroke and typoing this cemment. 👍😁👌
damn. Finally something that is the same level of absurd like how that one lucid dream I had where I was awakened by the sounds of the neighbors lighting fireworks and cats clipping in and out of my room only to go down stairs to eat fishcakes for breakfast with a younger version of my mom even though it was still dark outside.
Hahaha it was a guy called Roy Kelly reading out some text post. I can’t remember what the cuil theory transcript is from exactly but it’s iconic. I stumbled across the audio for this on tumblr when I was 16 (so like, 7 years ago) and I remembered it one night and had this idea! The original vid is linked in the description! :D
EDIT: 10K..... holy shit!! I posted this just over six months ago and OH GOD THE ART LOOKS SO BAD ON THIS EVEN COMPARED TO MY NEWER ONES- but I still am proud of the pacing and the jokes and the fact it's on 8.8k views and is viewed favorably is genuinely such a surprise. Not bad for a video idea I thought up of on a 4am discord call which then I decided to do at 6am and didn't finish until 10am in October, then edited and uploaded a month later! It's wild. As for now, I'm going through a bit of a rough patch rn so inspiration is a bit slow but to those small few who have supported me across every upload, just wanna give a small thanks- especially as this was my most successful upload. Wasn't expecting the 200 subs either, so thank you for that too!! I hope everyone is doing well
“I came home to find my WIFE cheating on me with my GIRLFRIEND?! How will I, lost husband, get her back??? Find out now on 8 Ball Pool LEGENDS! Get your new champion, Sad Dad, when you download on the App Store!!!” I wish I was popular enough for sponsors.
I don't think either the creator of danganronpa, the narrator of the cuil theory video, the cuil theory post, or myself are okay and at this rate it only adds flavour to this video! :') (also thank you!!)
My friend: I dreamed about kissing my crush!
My dreams:
Me: *goes to sleep*
Izuru Kamukura to my brain: it's free real estate!
This is so relatable HAJAHWJEH
Same
@@OriiArts same 😩🤚
My man izuru is having his 6th breakdown of the week. It's Monday.
2020 got to him real good
@@OriiArts no he was already like this. 2020 is his favorite year because he can't predict what's going to happen
Izuru is the physical manifestation of the sentence “it be like that sometimes” 😂
@@OriiArts or "it is what it is"
@@martaolim3715 or “I don’t understand but go off I guess”
i will never look at hamburgers the same way again
Izuru be like: I G I V E Y O U A H A M B U R G E R
Izuru is Burger King's new mascot :')
@@OriiArts why not mc donald's?
@@martaolim3715 Why not both?? ;)
@@OriiArts he owns half of the fast food empire and is currently fighting with Byakuya for the other half
@@OriiArts Oh
2:34 I bEt tHaTs a rEsErVe cOuRsE oCelOt I can't that was too perfect
Me talking with the demon in my closet right before they kill me:
Demon: "Any last words?"
You: "Yeah, actually I have a few." *recites the cuil theory word by word*
Demon: "Wow ok I'll spare you, I'm going now-"
After this shit I'm pretty sure it'd be too afraid of you to even kill you because it'd be too afraid that your dead body would give them a hamburger
@@rottingcorpse8605 quite alarming considering your username lmao
@@OriiArts shit I can't think of a good comeback
*Am I fever dreaming*
Absolutely ;)
No, you are sunkening into the ground as Jebus is croopisfied, before gett sent to te ninth dimension to seeing me havng a stroke and typoing this cemment. 👍😁👌
Wake up Richard
No that's 60 cuils
My friends's dreams: idk some dreams that are actually normal
My dreams:
I G I V E Y O U A H A M B U R G E R
I can't-
What did I just watch
the worst thing to ever enter my mind
damn. Finally something that is the same level of absurd like how that one lucid dream I had where I was awakened by the sounds of the neighbors lighting fireworks and cats clipping in and out of my room only to go down stairs to eat fishcakes for breakfast with a younger version of my mom even though it was still dark outside.
I have a feeling you'd love the r/glitchinthematrix subreddit
ive seen god and he gave me a hamburger
Nagito just wanted a hamburger...
Burger King could never
That-
What
I asked myself that when making this
As a izuru kamukura kinnie my favorite thing is that I understood everything and I have theories about this
Omg there's a meta universe that not even I know about! We need to delve further!
that is indeed a very reserve course ocelot
Indeed
How about 100 cuils?
@@crusading_gladiator1923 NO. TOO MANY CUILS. GO BACK. PLEASE.
@@parasitophobia 10000 CUILS
@@crusading_gladiator1923 NO....NO.....NO NO NO.... GO BACK PLEASE GO BACK
"I am reborn as an ocelot"
-People with animal TF fetishes
Y O U D I S A P P R O V E
A A A-
I'm high.
i dont think hajime is ok guys
He needs orange juice!! It's an emergency!
@@OriiArts No, he said he is okay didn’t he?
@@OriiArts Didn’t he?
@@Biblically-Accurate-Crow Did he though
@@EClips_Toast alright I got the orange juice 🍊🧃
*i have no clue what's happening but can't stop laughing*
it's a tragedy and a comedy at the same time!!
I just sent this to my teacher for April Fools. I can't wait for his reaction.
My god that's amazing yet cruel! Let me know how that pans out!!
@@OriiArts He just got back to me about it and he was terrified yet found it funny.
ELITE
No u xoxo
Well now I have to know what 10 cuils is like
It's crucial info!!
Me in my 5th panic attack of the week:
..
Its monday
relatable content ;n;
I don't know where this audio is from but this guy was definitely on something while he was writing this
Hahaha it was a guy called Roy Kelly reading out some text post. I can’t remember what the cuil theory transcript is from exactly but it’s iconic. I stumbled across the audio for this on tumblr when I was 16 (so like, 7 years ago) and I remembered it one night and had this idea! The original vid is linked in the description! :D
I'm trying to process what I just watched
I'm still trying to process whatever the hell I made
That one dislike is Nagito.
I was WAITING for this comment and I am now happy for life
Nagito wasn’t very happy. He wanted a burger ;-;
Me at 2 AM: *trying to sleep*
My brain after watching this video: *I give you a hamburger*
A mood!
i find this extreamly relaxing
ASMR but it’s on coke
I wonder what it's like to watch this high
0:53 OMG IZURU HAS PONIES AGHSJYAGAJANAHSGGSHAHHAGAGSHHABAH
✨nEAt✨
EDIT: 10K..... holy shit!!
I posted this just over six months ago and OH GOD THE ART LOOKS SO BAD ON THIS EVEN COMPARED TO MY NEWER ONES- but I still am proud of the pacing and the jokes and the fact it's on 8.8k views and is viewed favorably is genuinely such a surprise. Not bad for a video idea I thought up of on a 4am discord call which then I decided to do at 6am and didn't finish until 10am in October, then edited and uploaded a month later! It's wild.
As for now, I'm going through a bit of a rough patch rn so inspiration is a bit slow but to those small few who have supported me across every upload, just wanna give a small thanks- especially as this was my most successful upload. Wasn't expecting the 200 subs either, so thank you for that too!! I hope everyone is doing well
This whole video is a trip. XD
I am so confused...
don't think, just hamburger
How many cuils for me to ask for a hamburger and I receive a hamburger and nothing happens.
Either at 0 cuils or at 50 cuils. However, you'll not know which one and something may be lurking around the corner for you!!
@@OriiArts Oh no-
NAGITO (intense hand shaking) LETS GO UP TO 9999999 CUILS
We love to see it
@@OriiArts I know me as well
PLEASEE I LOVE THIS
Ok, what the hell kinda drugs are we on
All at once
This felt like a fever dream but only cause I wasn't watching a video but instead a bunch of strobe lights playing on a video on my tv
Me at 3 am talking to the monster underneath my bed:
Nagito: Just give me the damned hamburger please I beg of you...
xD this is AMAZING😂
Sometimes an intrusive thought at 6am is worth it 😂
@@OriiArts omg you're so right! 😂😂😂
its weird but when i listen to this make me relax
ASMR but it's this
this is why i don’t trust this fandom
Don't trust no one, not even yourself!!!
This is like get a snack at 3 am-
Get a snack at 3am, then reach another universe xD
@@OriiArts nothing better than that!
I need more...
I NEEEEED MOOOORREEEEEE
I have more ideas to upload soon! ;)
YES, MY CRIPPLING ADDICTION WITH BE FED!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
No that small library in Phoenix was my favorite
Kamukura or/and Hinata please... *can you explain to me why you told me all that?*
The Neo World Program left them both with the acclaimed talent 'Ultimate Lobotomite'
My brain is burning
My brain slid out my ears a long time ago it's fine!!
@@OriiArts :D
Honestly, this is something Izuru would say
My explaining the levels of how bad my psychotic episodes get
I feel like I reached the seven levels of hell when making this
@@OriiArts Bro, I genuinely started tearing up for no reason while watching this. Video reached into my soul and idk why 💀
Hotel? Trivago
when you watching this while eating a hamburger
M E T A
U ate a crabby patty
*The Krusty Krab Training Video plays bass boosted in the background*
...
I give you a hamburger
What. Just what. 😂😂😂😂 “I give you a hamburger”
no dislikes...
G O O D
Honestly so surprised !!
This is how my dreams work
Izuru, you good my bro?
I don’t think he was ever okay (press f to pay respects 😔👊)
Yeah, good point. F
What just happened
this is why I only eat cheeseburgers
Cheese is a natural cuil repellant! Checkmate, Izuru!
About all mobile games are made with people on 10 Cuils
“I came home to find my WIFE cheating on me with my GIRLFRIEND?! How will I, lost husband, get her back??? Find out now on 8 Ball Pool LEGENDS! Get your new champion, Sad Dad, when you download on the App Store!!!”
I wish I was popular enough for sponsors.
no one talk about...
UNIVERSOKUMA????
Monokuma is e v e r y w h e r e
H O L Y S H I T
Just.......WHAT?!
Idk why, but this was so funny to me
Unrelated but I love your channel name
I'm concerned for the creator who made this- Like you good bro? (Jk this is a joke and btw the video is awesome 💜✨)
I don't think either the creator of danganronpa, the narrator of the cuil theory video, the cuil theory post, or myself are okay and at this rate it only adds flavour to this video! :') (also thank you!!)
Ohodyitdyid YES
Izuru i know aren't ok but like-
*NO-*
i gave you a hamburger
Kamakura spitting fax doe
The wisdom is everlasting
i want to be the racoon that was handed to nagito please
Safe to say no raccoons were harmed in the making of this video.
Reserve Course Ocelot, where can I get one of those?
A truly rare breed
I- what is happening- this is too dramatic- 😂
what does any of this mean? did i just lose or gain a huge amount of braincels? why are we speaking german?
The answer to all these questions is: ALL
I give you a hamburger
This ruined burgers for me
PLSS
I dont know much about dagonronpa but did the speaker switch between 3 cuils and 4 cuils?
What the fuck was that
Good question
At 7 cuils, the mcdonald's hamburger actually tastes like food
That feel when the mystery meat is no longer a mystery!
:D
WHAT