@@TheShatteredlamp12 no monosyllabic as in using words of one syllable like a fucking child, but yes he is also monotonous as he's a sports personality which is an oxyfuckingmoron just as that was a portmanteau
"This chemical toilet is a Saniflow 33. Now this little babe can cope with anything...and I mean ANYTHING. Earlier on, I put in a pound of mashed up dundee cake...let's take a look... Not a trace! Piece of mind I'm sure...especially if you have elderly relatives on board"
Take a little bit of Edmonds. Add a little bit of Madeley. Throw in a bit of Little Mickey Owen. And you've got yourself a creation more Partridge than Partridge himself
"...Janet and John went to the park. Janet and John saw a dog. Janet and John have some apartments in Dubai" He's the first human to fail the Turing test.
A great footballer, afterburner chopper pilot, and skilled orator. Fair play to this guy. He seems to have it all. If I was a woman I'd be all over him
"To land the helicopter safely I just imagined the chopper was an apple core I was throwing into the bin at home. Once I did it I looked over at Mohamed Sheikh and he gave me the nod I was looking for."
Peter crouch autobiography has led me to many weird places from ballotelli's car to a cocky marseille player I forgot the name of (who scored a back heel goal after disrespecting the gk) to this video 😂
Squires brought me here. Also as I'm banned from the graun and I cba making a 7th throwaway account could someone kindly stick "Genghis Keane" in the despot pun thread and "James 'chopper' Harries " in the child star pun thread. Cheers.
It's nearly 2024 and this is the first time I've seen this. How on earth did that happen? I've missed out on years of laughter that I'll never get back
Mr Owen, you need a series, genius, you must have some great people around you, a classic, a real classic, so so so wooden you must have woodworm by now in that head of yours, oh the money, class 10 stars!
He's so wooden its like he was like some life like wood carving brought to life by a kindly wood mage who found him standing in a forest looking bored.
You can literally see his eyes following the words on the teleprompter, I fucking love this
He’s either a comedy genius, or cripplingly monosyllabic.
The second one
Do you mean monotonous?
@@TheShatteredlamp12 no monosyllabic as in using words of one syllable like a fucking child, but yes he is also monotonous as he's a sports personality which is an oxyfuckingmoron just as that was a portmanteau
@@chattycathydoll bit aggresive
@@chattycathydoll More of a tmesis than a portmanteau but whatfuckingever
"It may look a bit small from up here, but it is quite large." COMEDY GENIUS!
Oer ducky I bet it is big boy.
Small, far away.
@@robincowley5823 you are the greatest man to of ever lived
That's what she said...
Could be a line from _The Day Today_
"I'm glad they never asked me to play football up there"
So are the guys who would have had to carry his stretcher down 100 flights..
yasssssss
😂 👍
Hahahahahhahahaha
Nah they'd just stick him in the Helicopter!
The funniest thing I’ve read all week 😂
“I’m throwing on the afterburners so hold on” (proceeds to fly through a star gate)
In a helicopter which doesn't have a jet exhaust to burn
Crouch sent me here from his autobiography. It didn't disappoint 😂😂
Same Tom. Love the channel btw. Been following since 2k16
It was Crouchy that sent me here as well. Its Cringy
hahahah same
Haha can’t wait to see the director cut Crouch tales about
Crouch also sent me😁
"I'm throwing on the afterburners, so hold on" HA HA HA
Bless him. Too many headers.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
FFS
0:35 that editting is on point!
Seamless 👌🏻
Did they honestly watch this back and not think for a second it was shit
i can just imagine these being the best they got out of 30 takes
They probably weren't holding on after the after burners were deployed.
Maybe they'd paid him by then and didn't want to waste the money 😆
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you your next James Bond
Not,
I think you mean James Bland.
I hope you all held on when he threw on the afterburners
I know I did
He's a rebel that Michael. Always throws on the afterburners to spice things up.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
'When the plane is in the air it is flying' - Michael Owen
He’s in a helicopter isn’t he
@@bobsmith3291 he’s not actually in any aircraft at all mate
@@owenchapman3260 helicopter
@@bobsmith3291 he's not in the air either kid 😂.
and when City don't score, they hardly ever win.
This guy should do audio books for insomniacs. Guy is as cardboard as that plane he's meant to be driving. Waw. That's shit on so many levels.
Sam Torrence tried to save us all from this but that shatter proof glass denied him.
Where can I buy a robot like this?
Don't bother, it worked extremely well for the first year but it kept breaking down and was never quite the same afterwards.
Shoppe buy everything
It will blame you for all its mistakes. Dont purchase!
Michael “Alan Partridge” Owen
It's what made things like that on Partridge so good, just how realistic they were.
Crash! Bang! Wallop! What a video.
Nailed it
Let's have a look at what this idiot did...in Dubai
Anyone here thanks to Ross from the Cultaholic Wrestling Podcast?
Yes
iBallz yeah this is shocking😂
Yep, this advert is literally WORSE than I was even imagining...cant stand this blokes tone of voice 😂
It's what brought me here you SWP
"This chemical toilet is a Saniflow 33. Now this little babe can cope with anything...and I mean ANYTHING.
Earlier on, I put in a pound of mashed up dundee cake...let's take a look...
Not a trace! Piece of mind I'm sure...especially if you have elderly relatives on board"
Take a little bit of Edmonds. Add a little bit of Madeley. Throw in a bit of Little Mickey Owen. And you've got yourself a creation more Partridge than Partridge himself
WATER way... to have a good time
It flushed on the first yank!
Hello, ya bastard! 🚁
Partridge you Wanker!
'When they don't score they hardly ever win' - Michael Owen
He's so charismatic. Lolz
"Keanu Reeves is the most wooden actor"... Michael Owen.. "Hold my crate of ale and keg and brewery.."
Just watched your meeting with Simon Jordan.. changed my opinion on you. Great interview
"...Janet and John went to the park. Janet and John saw a dog. Janet and John have some apartments in Dubai"
He's the first human to fail the Turing test.
0:45 - Michael’s making the jump to light speed
If hospitals run out of anesthetic, they can show this video to the patient and they will be out within seconds.
Oozing charisma and charm.
If this was Blade Runner Deckard would have aired Owen out within 5 minutes of the movie starting.
He wouldn't even need to set the machine up
A great footballer, afterburner chopper pilot, and skilled orator. Fair play to this guy. He seems to have it all. If I was a woman I'd be all over him
I wonder how Tiger Woods would feel if a giant fish hit golf balls in to his home.
can this bloke walk and breath at the same time?
Strange as it may seem he was capable of this at 18yo ruclips.net/video/ag8fANDq_qc/видео.html
Thanks to the shatterproof glass we will be protected from that great Scottish sense of Humor
Come here to take my mind off Covid-19. Brilliant, always makes me laugh.
"Quickly Kevin!" brought me to this nugget of pure comedy gold!
0:35 beautiful graphics
This is legendary lmfao
"To land the helicopter safely I just imagined the chopper was an apple core I was throwing into the bin at home. Once I did it I looked over at Mohamed Sheikh and he gave me the nod I was looking for."
This man has no soul.
He was raised from a young age just literally playing football, treated almost like a race horse. The guy says himself hes never even watched a film
@@corinth492 he probably watched films and movies as if he’s watching documentaries.
@@corinth492 No way he was raised from a young age ..
@@corinth492 Is that how they train racehorses then, they get them playing football? Well I never knew.
I’d probably wait for the helicopter to stop hovering directly in front of me before teeing off.
Not if it gave you a shot at Michael
@@brettpilkington9539 True, but I’d rather be holding a ground to air missile that a golf club
Wolf and Owl sent me here. Unreal😂
Peter crouch autobiography has led me to many weird places from ballotelli's car to a cocky marseille player I forgot the name of (who scored a back heel goal after disrespecting the gk) to this video 😂
Squires brought me here. Also as I'm banned from the graun and I cba making a 7th throwaway account could someone kindly stick "Genghis Keane" in the despot pun thread and "James 'chopper' Harries " in the child star pun thread. Cheers.
"They got this screwed up: Let's go, two Dubai!"
Because of David Squires.
Fucking knew owen was an android.
For god sake Michael keep your eyes on where you’re flying!
0:35 lovely bit of editing 😂
Finally found a cure for insomnia
He could be telling me I have won the lottery while levitating shooting lasers from his eyes and I would still be falling asleep
The geezer can barely read. I’ve heard more enthusiasm from a corpse at their own funeral
A surrealist masterpiece.
"So Michael we've got this idea..."
1:11 fucking hell stop looking at the audience keep your eye on the sky when you're flying!!!!
No. Don’t kill me. This cannot be real.
It's nearly 2024 and this is the first time I've seen this. How on earth did that happen? I've missed out on years of laughter that I'll never get back
I think it may be the best advert ever.
Unrealistic as he doesn't pull his hamstring while fake flying
‘Well done, he’s 13’ led me here
Pure partridge
It may look small from up here. But it is actually quite large. 😐
that's we he says
Ya is it
Personality of a dead cat.
I'm Michael Owen and I'm completely gormless
This is how he sounds in the Crown & Liver ordering a corona shandy.
CAME FROM THE KICK OFF...OWEN IS A PRAT
Here from Crouchie’s book😂😂
Michael Owen: back in my day, to be a footballer you had to be a proper footballer.
It may look at bit small up here but it is quite large 😂😂
0:16 when you whip it out
I bet he was paid millions for this. #CORRUPTION
Who is here from crouch’s book how to be a footballer
Hmmm…. Phenomenal
Are we there yet? I’m bored!
Somehow a better performance than his time at stoke
I DON'T THINK HE WAS DRIVING THA PLANE
1:11 Look where you're going Michael! You're going to crash!
Someone please edit this to show him hurtling towards the ground at 100mph through the windscreen.
Paige I would laugh
Mr Owen, you need a series, genius, you must have some great people around you, a classic, a real classic, so so so wooden you must have woodworm by now in that head of yours, oh the money, class 10 stars!
He's so wooden its like he was like some life like wood carving brought to life by a kindly wood mage who found him standing in a forest looking bored.
This video makes me feel like I'm being held hostage
Haha just came here to watch just heard roman talking about it on capital radio after burners
There’s no way he’s really flying that helicopter
Running out of $$$ hey Mickey
Bet he's a laugh
Just the one, though.
About as convincing as Scott Tracy.
AUTOMATON must recite every word as emotionlessly as possible. The Owenator?
Ok, but where is Chewbacca
Why was Tiger Woods allowed to stand on the top of that building and hit golf balls into the ocean? Wouldn’t that be dangerous?
Good thing he has that American sense of humour.
This video is getting a copyright strike from Alan Partridge.
Michael's chopper and it's special powers....
I’d pay good money to see Michael Owen’s Hamlet.
He's like a thick robot
What’s this call of duty ?…😂😂😂
crouchie's book brought me here 🤣🤣🤣
He sounds like Microsoft Sam put through a pitch shift.
thankyou ross
Tremendous by the way
He'd have played on top of it no problem had they paid him enough money
This is Alan Partridge lol
I especially like the blue screen popping in and out.
What a mono toned plonker. Lol
Corridor Crew need to have a reaction to this video
Tom Cruise should be shaking in his shoes
Chad Michael Owen