EAS Scenario - Alert Containment Breach - SCP-871 Replicating Cakes
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- Опубликовано: 18 июн 2024
- Emergency Alert System (EAS) scenario about SCP-871 that can take the form of any cake. That is, any cake. There were 237 contained instances of SCP-871 at the time of the outbreak. Now, there are only 236 instances contained. It is unknown who or what is responsible for this breach. The SCP Foundation is in need of your assistance. It is vital to the survival of the human population that you follow the instructions provided in this broadcast.
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This is pure fiction just like in a horror movie. Do not follow any advice from the announcement. 
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Honestly the world ending because the public can’t follow simple instructions to not eat cake seems kind of plausible nowadays
We have people that wouldn't put on their masks when covid first came out, soo we'd all be dead just because of that
Super close to being possible, considering half of humanity are evolving backwards. Definitely will see the eat the cake trend for shit and giggles, just for a week later to cause the biggest disaster for our planet.
I mean your not wrong. People can be very stupid.
Democracy is a mistake
Not really its weird how the scp foundation couldn't recontain all of the cake also if a person doesn't clean up scraps it will still duplicate. Also they made it so people couldn't eat the cake at the beginning for recontainment... once you get past a number its basically impossible to keep all cake ate.Edit: Within 4 days 16 cakes will be made which can be spread apart to have easier spreading. Within 8 days 256 cakes already more than the current holding of foundation 871 held cakes.Within 11 days 2048 cakes which would become a huge problem after that.
Imagine if this was the way the Foundation was exposed. People would be so confused.
“hey so we’re that secret organization who you have probably encountered before without remembering (due to the mnestics) and uhhhh we have a problem. so yeah there’s cake everywhere”
Yeah I wish these channels would just have the foundation called "Your government" or something
@@papacheese8962 people won’t remember anything anyways
@@papacheese8962 this take place in an Au where the eco foundation is well known
@@galaxymaster673 mnestics make you remember things
Wow, out of all the way the world can end, replicating cakes had to be the way
Humans just wouldn’t listen.
THE CAKES CAUSE LAG!
Nikido Avocado. Woukd eat it faster then it can Replicate.
The cake was a lie it was a replication all along
After giant hornets, radioaktive forest fire, Australia burning down and other events that happened since Covid started, I'm kinda expecting the replicating cake to End it all XD
10 years in jail AND a 375K fine.
*FOR EATING CAKE.*
this is so dumb
Cake
I mean, they had to to prevent the cake population from spreading so they have to do what they can do best.
Well I mean, you can't have your self-replicating cake and eat it too.
@@DasMischungBaby I mean if it was icecream cake M A Y B E I'd have a slice.
Imagine a poor man who was hungry, ate the cake and got 375k fine and 10 years in prison by having one slice of cake
Poor man
jeez i wonder why
And then also being that poor man just to get recruited into a job where it’s just eating cakes
Yeah man, yikes.
@@Ptr-ck7if
Mission failed successfully
I am 100% that in real life people would start an #eatthecakes hashtag, causing immediate destruction of earth.
Prob a idiotic tiktok kid would do that
Ah, Karens.
@@Thedoomslayer12 well guess what, they’ll probably get the death penalty so win win
Yes pretty much
i hope that the universe that the scp foundation is in has no tiktok
I can imagine that sooner than later, there will be a new, man made SCP that is designed to eat the cakes but it gets out of control and starts thinking that everything is cake.
im blaming those object shaped cake tik toks
That is a good idea for an SCP actually
@@Step1adder 😂
@@anthonyendack3138 yeah lol
Hearing the SCP Foundation saythat "The situation has deteriorated." would be fucking terrifying.
"Containment is no longer possible."
@@GuideTerrarian XK-Class End of the World scenario is now in effect.
Ok so now im dead
"Well shit, we're dead."
We are dead FROM CAKE
Matt Stonie: Looks like a job for me
genius comment!
True. 😂
Matt Stonie stomach:Why is the cake keep growing inside?
facts XDDD
Nick avocado:hold my takis
I love how the solution to the problem is basically "Everyone eat as many cakes as possible"
I mean what else can u do?
@@zspiano7156 Not eat cake because it is apparently a criminal offence lmao
@@gooseguy1641 That's why u gotta get them vaccines
@@zspiano7156 Everyone get cakes injected into your bloodstream
@@zspiano7156 Ironically, if the cakes thing happened people would intentionally eat cake to "resist da govment". So even a completely avoidable scenario would be unavoidable because of some idiot wanting to exercise his/her liberty to eat cake.
All it took was ONE cake. ONE cake killed the planet.
That one caveman that started the whole family tree that spawned the man who broke the cake also killed the planet
I honestly can't find how anyone could take this emergency broadcast seriously
They will be when all plant life dies due to not receiving sun because of how many * * * *ing cakes are on the planet
tbh I think you should just enjoy it, it’s dumb fun. A real EAS by the SCPF (No I don’t think the SCPF is real, I’m using this as an example) would be much different
@@cjlite0210 it's like bacteria, it exponentially duplicates itself once it gets out of hand, 2 becomes 4, 4 becomes 8, 8 becomes 16, and so on until there are billions
@@SanderDoesThings yeah, big, tasty, sweet bacteria that can kill you with diabeetus
@@cjlite0210 *diabeetus*
I love the differences between the XK-class end of the world scenarios. I mean, we’ve got
When day breaks
The flesh that hates
The statue
Fucking CAKE
It’s great how much variety there is when it comes to the world ending
What statue?
@@whooshdatjoosh6146 scp-173 cause it’s been known(from what I’ve heard)to make clones of itself and if it were to break out everyone would die from purely turning away in fear
What number is when day breaks im just wondering and is it S.C.P 999?
@@jimmyplayz6341 its a version of scp-001
Theres also paper clips
The SCP Foundation should have hired Joey Chestnut, Nickocado Avocado, and Matt Stonie for this.
I think Nickocado is gonna smooch the food...
@@philmappzau8644 Fair point, exclude him.
@@agb471 He can be replaces by EP445
@@questionabledecisions4199 c u p c a k e
Scp-871 Mukbang
SCP-999: "Do people NOT know this is just how I train to stop my dad?"
Lol
if this was an actual thing and came on, this would be a dream come true. i would run outside as soon as the warning ended with a fork, a napkin and a plate.
edit: fucking nevermind.
Haha yes you kept watching
You would get charged ALMOST HALF OF A MILLION DOLLARS as a *KID*
Hey, your change of mind saved the world for a little while i guess
XD
"So why are you in jail?"
"I ate a cake"
"Damn"
"Was it worth it?"
"Every slice"
Aliens visiting Earth be like:
"So how did these human species went extinct?"
"Apparently by some magically replicating dessert that took over their planet, literally."
"Yeah, let's not go there..."
Eeeeehh, fat chance assuming the cake just keeps replicating, meaning the aliens might die too over years of cakes replicating
jokes on them. the earth would increase in radius w fold every 3 days until it came for them
Imagine calling the police and saying “IvE DAMaGeD ThE CaKe”
Lol. XD
"You've doomed us all!"
I swear if humanity’s cause of death is cakes
that would be a very embarrassing extinction.
Imagine aliens come to Earth just to find the mountains of cakes and after digging beneath the cake and finding the remains of human kind and wondering, “What tf happened here?”
It would probably be either a supermassive planet of cake, a galaxy of cake or if the cake crushing eachother counts as duplication. Everything rapidly covers in cake
Scp 871-1 is a cake planet
Only to be buried in more cake because shovel = non-human way of partially destroying the cake, hence, instant cake regen
Honestly this'd probably be a W for the planet, the ground is literally made of self-replicating food, world hunger is basically gone.
Yeah, but no water, sooooo
@@notme8232 There's rain.
I think something happens if you eat them without the vaccine,
@@commanderAnakin you are the type of guy that thinks rain just comes out of nowhere
@@emeemes2350 Uh, it rains a lot. It's raining right now where I live, actually.
Imagine eating cake for lunch, then waking up in the middle of that night and feeling an odd sensation in your stomach, like indigestion. Was the cake just too rich, making you ill? Or is that the sensation of SCP-871's molecules slowly replicating inside your stomach?
terrifying
That's not how this SCP works.
@@MementoMoriForever cringe
@@Nemesis2508. no
@@MementoMoriForever yes
"2022 can't get any worse"
2022: *"THIS IS AN EMERGENCY BROADCAST FROM THE SCP FOUNDATION"*
Well at least 2024 won-
*"THIS IS AN ALERT - NO EATING CAKES OR ELSE!"*
Imagine getting SCP-871 as your birthday cake 💀
Dang bro, imagine someone getting this broadcast on their birthday while they’re cutting the cake..
That realistic cake craze that happened a while ago just made things *so* much more difficult for The Foundation
Just imagine you eating some really expensive cake that you bought and this comes up on your screen. "But- but- but I like cake!"
I never thought of that
Oddly enough, this is one of the more dangerous SCPs.
safe class tho
@@ZCoryDeez safe because if left alone, it wont really do any damage
@@ZCoryDeez the classes don't say how dangerous they are, it's how much damage they will do if left alone in a box. Ex. If nothing happens it's safe.
But If Eaten Or damaged . THE OBJECT CLASS IS THAUMIEL
Imagine this was a lie and the foundation just wanted cake
lie?
THE CAKE IS A LIE
ok sorry
@@sloppy-doppy you should be
So what I'm hearing is it was a bad idea to make a bunch of common household items into cake?
Mmm... bleach and couch stuffing....
these are so good pls never stop making these
Imagine we throw the cake into a blackhole and the blackhole comically keeps increasing in size
That is hilarious and also terrifying.
Genius idea but what if the black hole gets so ginormous it just consumes earth
death.
Death: The Sequel
"punishable by life imprisonment" so there is literally an apocalipse and there is still people trying to make society work as we know it? where they would imprison me then? inside a cake lol
well, “life imprisonment” in this case isn’t very long so you only have to be retained temporarily
“So what do you do for a living?”
“I save the world by eating cakes”
In this scenario, you should do the opposite or you kill the entire world
Might I suggest a scenario based on the revised version of Scp-173? Also this scenario is interesting but ain’t no way I’m eating a strawberry cake lmao.
Unfortunately I’m already working on SCP-173.. It will probably be posted next week
@@alertworld unfortunately?That's amazing!!
@@alertworld Maybe you might post it the day after tomorrow
No way I’m eating vanilla cake 100 times like I’m fine with one slice of vanilla but then YUCK
Something about death by cake was never really a thought I would have but damn, it better be chocolate
imagine if every cake left is strawberry
@@mikadosannoji553 I HATE STRAWBERRY CAKE
I hope its red velvet
@@pissandballs123 well good for you i love strawberry cake
@@pissandballs123 it’s the best
"What are you in for?"
"Oh, just ate some cake that was on the floor. You?"
"I... _also_ ate some cake that was on the floor."
The policeman who had to hand himself in:
"I just ate a muffin." _cries_
I do learn how to make EAS videos like you, these are amazing.
Glad to hear that!
I love how the boxes on screen morph into other boxes, really cool effect! Keep up the good work!
People who make cake: "I see this as a absolute win!"
Poor People: Finally some goddamn food
SCP foundation: you are in danger. Someone took our cake. We really needed it for our birthday party
:(
*SCP Foundation:* "And it multiplied, too! It was the party trick! _cries_ "
"So how serious do you want this EAS to be?"
SCP Foundation: *Yes&*
The scariest part of an 871 outbreak would be potential for chain reactions, a duplicated cake manifesting in an unsafe/unstable area, receiving damage, manifesting a new instance in an unsafe area; so on and so forth.
Love the videos keep up the good work 💯
Glad you like them!
A good time for this scp to break out was that one time in covid lockdown when *EVERYTHING* was cake.
Anti-vaxxers: "The cake is a lie!"
the only way to contain this cake is to eat everything, every crumb
when the cakes are all gone, we can classify this anomaly as dead.
but if someone keeps it and gets free cake, we're doomed
The world will end by cakes... this is a dream for me INFINITE CAKES!!!
I’m just imagining the day before the world ends how many people would become fat because they ate too much cake
I really love your eas videos. They are so visually unique. Keep it up.
I love it ^^! as always, keep it up!
"80% of the world will be covered by cake" This made me laugh so much...
loving these EAS videos, keep up the great work!
"Let them eat cake"
Another great video!
Thanks again!
Idea: make scp 173 vid.
Early on, it kinda sounds like somebody wants to eat a loooot of cake, lol. Then it continues... I didn't realize that "the cake is a lie" could play out in ....quite this way. Yikes. (And the idea of the SCP Foundation being in the same world as GLADOS is a bit...weird..but that has more to do with me than anything.)
I applaud your work.
"you can't have your cake and eat it too", In this scnerio I shall prove you wrong
if alert world had his/her own country, this would be the eas alarms
yuh
Hey, AW! Great job! Say, last night in Minnesota, an Amber alert went around for a 1 year-old kid who was was left in a car and someone took the vehicle. That was one of the first Amber alerts of the year! So much so, that our phones went off! I’m just rambling, my apologies. I know that you’re an EAS channel, so I thought you’d like to know.
I love your videos. You need to do a global hurricane scenario
Best scp breach
me: *get's the vaccine to eat cakes*
me after it: "I've been waiting for this day my entire life"
I bet GLaDOS would be proud to make cakes that jail you
I cant stop imagining aliens watching this while eating popcorn.
And cake
@@arrontheprotogen9276 wait a second….
Cake Liquidator seems like the coolest job title ever
I just subbed because the video is so good
SCP 871 is basically "the cake is a lie"
Hey Alert World, I like the background static from your video SCP Wheres Waldo Escape video. Could you give me the link to that background static.
I actually recorded a few seconds sample from an older radio that I then looped and added a few effects over. If you want to use it, go at the end of the video where there is no speech and take that part.
@@alertworld Thanks
This was a happy surprise :)
What a great video to put on a birthday!
This is making me crave cake now. (I’m eating cake anyway while watching this*
imagine accidentally eating a hyperrealistic cake that replicates
hands down best scp
And this is what I like to call analogue horror but actually scary
Im sure the person who ate the cake would have one hell of story when they get to prison
That would be cool I would like to eat a lot of simply delicious cakes! 🎂😳
Your cake fine is now 179,68 millions
The fact that they had food consumtion sites is actualy clever
You know when the cake has hit the fan when the SCP foundation says "The situation has fallen out of control"
THANK YOU FOR USING MY IDEA, ALEX :))))
You are so underrated, you earned a new sub.
Thanks! I appreciate that :)
The ad i got for this video is of a valentines day cake promo. Perfect.
Good Video!
Just imagine this was a joke for the SCP Foundation and get lots of free cake for the overseers birthday party or some shit🤣
Solution: give bugs and animals the vaccine and let ‘em lose on the cakes. Humans work too but animals are very good at eating literally everything and anything.
yeah like make a mist n just spray everywhere
This video alone makes me hungry
Imagine seeing a chocco cake outside your door and within minutes theres a chocco cake lake outside your house
So. God, how did the world end?
oh that was easy
"a fucking piece of cake"
*Luka: eats cake*
*All others: welp we’re gonna check our weight before we eat cake and also to toothbrush everytime*
*Hana Kominami: shares cake with Mitsuba and Sarah*
*Police: am I a joke to you Luka Sarah Mitsuba and Hana?*
*Sarah: today is Hana Kominami’s birthday officer*
Uhmmmmmmmmm what?
we told you to stop having crack
damn you somehow made the ending message being a pun still unsettling somehow
I love your videos! One thing is all your videos are green, 2nd i like the drama there is in every video, keep it up, man!😊😊😊
The cakes break the laws of conservation of mass and therefore would not only destroy earth but will eventually collapse into a black hole once certain mass is reached. The black hole would countine to expand doubling every 24 hours until the entire universe and beyond is swallowed.
That's nice
But can you make a war based eas plz
Like you made on anglo-russian conflict
Plenty sure there's stuff like that queued up, I feel like war is the most cliche scenario involving EAS creators.
@@ThyPandora but they are of just 5-6 minutes and same broadcast
He has a pretty different and much better broadcast,rather than same old broadcast
You know what could make this worse? Someone having SCP-6161, and making instances of SCP-6161-1.
I just saw this in my reccomended feed and thought "Yeah, this is a bad one to break loose"
You never failed to disappoint me.
Question: how do you make these?
"Let them eat self-replicating cake." - Cyber Marie Antoinette, 3789
Imagine sitting in your house and getting a broadcast about finding cakes like they’re frickin easter eggs
i never thought a dessert would be this terrifying
SCP scientist 1: Hey did you make sure to get the cake for site administer's birthday?
SCP scientist 2: Yeah I've got us covered fam