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  • @TheBabylonBee
    @TheBabylonBee Год назад +3745

    How many people do you know that have moved out of state to escape?

    • @Serakis16
      @Serakis16 Год назад +252

      I'm one of them... Proud Texas citizen!

    • @TheNotoriousNemo
      @TheNotoriousNemo Год назад +138

      my uncle who says and talks about how great california is, >.>
      So why are you moving your entire family to Texas after saying you can't afford to live there anymore >.>

    • @johann5224
      @johann5224 Год назад +49

      too many

    • @Joshexel
      @Joshexel Год назад +167

      some Californians are moving into my neighborhood, its scary

    • @albertoaviles4991
      @albertoaviles4991 Год назад +128

      4 more seasons! 4 more seasons!

  • @Quetzal00358
    @Quetzal00358 Год назад +8702

    This series is too good for just one season. Please give us a season 2

  • @biachslayer
    @biachslayer Год назад +607

    You forgot the part where they get arrested for defending their property in California

    • @rluellam
      @rluellam Год назад +44

      Well, that arrest would have to be followed with release the next day and charges dropped. Seems like no one stays in jail here any more.

    • @Zellonous
      @Zellonous Год назад +49

      @@rluellam I thought they only released criminals.

    • @impalamama7302
      @impalamama7302 Год назад +1

      Maybe they fled the jurisdiction before they got indicted and Texas refused to extradite to California?

    • @SomeDigitalGhost
      @SomeDigitalGhost Год назад +16

      I was waiting for that part, not gonna lie.

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 Год назад +14

      Or simply for having guns.

  • @starlessstephtx
    @starlessstephtx Год назад +1623

    As a native Texan, I approve this message.

  • @lauracheever
    @lauracheever Год назад +769

    I got so invested in this series that when she said, "I think we're Texans" I actually felt kind of emotional. 😭😭😭 IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.

    • @jstates1
      @jstates1 Год назад +3

      Now do Tennessee

    • @timsecond
      @timsecond Год назад +10

      "I identify myself as Texan"

    • @ChristopherWalker007
      @ChristopherWalker007 10 месяцев назад

      Same here. And I'm a freaking Aussie! 🤣

    • @donniehensley6963
      @donniehensley6963 9 месяцев назад +2

      Right? I came into the comments to ask how many people felt happy for the newly branded Texans? 😂

    • @TheMakersMarkTSF
      @TheMakersMarkTSF 9 месяцев назад

      Yea,, when she said "I think we're Texans", I said "Naw, Y'all aint!!!

  • @calebholzapfel316
    @calebholzapfel316 Год назад +412

    I actually shed a tear when Tiffany whipped out those desert eagles and defended their home

    • @marcusskyfall
      @marcusskyfall Год назад +18

      Loved the John Woo sideways dive, double gun shot in slow mo. 😂😎

    • @hollywade6761
      @hollywade6761 Год назад +13

      Me too! I felt a mother's pride!

    • @BayouMaccabee
      @BayouMaccabee Год назад +23

      She never looked hotter than in this exact moment.

    • @Rick-ro8bf
      @Rick-ro8bf Год назад +6

      airsoft versions but It was awesome!

    • @HolyKhaaaaan
      @HolyKhaaaaan Год назад +7

      Timpani. It's a loud and obnoxious drum.

  • @timmorgan9348
    @timmorgan9348 Год назад +440

    When Timpani said "You know what stops a bad guy with a gun?" this instantly became my favorite to the series.

    • @PhillyLittles
      @PhillyLittles Год назад +12

      My face lit up and I smiled like a little boy on Christmas. It was so glorious to see. This miniseries has had better character arcs than most Netflix shows and anything else Hollywood has put out recently

    • @con6lex
      @con6lex Год назад +8

      I like it too, but if she really dual-wielded two deagles, they would all be deaf. But gotta take some license.

    • @benjaminholcomb9478
      @benjaminholcomb9478 Год назад +4

      Then she stopped bad guys with a gun's all over the place.

    • @benjaminholcomb9478
      @benjaminholcomb9478 Год назад +1

      ... wait a minute

    • @krixpop
      @krixpop Год назад +7

      You know the saying:
      "when someone tries to break into your house to steal your stuff you do not call the Cops, your call the Ambulance"

  • @wealthprosper6251
    @wealthprosper6251 Год назад +537

    “Blackie Chan” ☠️ ☠️ ☠️
    Seriously this needs a season 2. I got abs doubling over laughing

    • @quinnfletcher3906
      @quinnfletcher3906 Год назад +40

      Curious he made a racist remark and none of those woke people were in any way offended. It is almost as if they are full of it.

    • @HANKSANDY69420
      @HANKSANDY69420 Год назад +12

      Hypocrisy at its finest

    • @reliantncc1864
      @reliantncc1864 Год назад +1

      @@quinnfletcher3906 Colleges are still allowed to be racist against Asians in their admissions. It was never about race. It was always about equity of outcome: i.e. communism. Asians tend to do well and therefore must be brought down if communism is to be implemented.

    • @defencebangladesh4068
      @defencebangladesh4068 Год назад +3

      😂

    • @quinnfletcher3906
      @quinnfletcher3906 Год назад +9

      @@reliantncc1864 Racism against Asians is drastically overlooked.

  • @jasondubois404
    @jasondubois404 Год назад +335

    As a Former Californian, I really like this series. I just wish that more of the Californians who we’re leaving would remember *why* they left and stop turning the places that they move to into a new California.

    • @Robert53area
      @Robert53area 9 месяцев назад +8

      You're still a Californian in our eyes. You can identify as something all you want. You still have California tendencies.

    • @jasondubois3399
      @jasondubois3399 9 месяцев назад

      So you don’t have anything better to do than try to shit on other people being happy? Sounds like you’re more of a Californian than I am.

    • @coldshock5181
      @coldshock5181 8 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@Robert53areabro what

    • @jamesclugston1626
      @jamesclugston1626 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Robert53area😂😂😂😂

    • @silverpact1008
      @silverpact1008 8 месяцев назад +3

      Rob ain't wrong. Cali folk who don't acclimate find themselves quite unwelcome in polite company after a reasonable grace period.

  • @ntisinger4402
    @ntisinger4402 Год назад +552

    Timpani came full circle with the “bless your heart”. I’m all about it 😂

    • @p_campbell
      @p_campbell Год назад +27

      She learned to say it with all the condescension of a true southern lady.

    • @Victriol
      @Victriol Год назад +16

      As a FL southerner, bless your heart unites all of us southerners no matter where you are.

    • @TheMugwump1
      @TheMugwump1 Год назад +5

      Fantastic. They have to make more.

    • @JuanPerez-ek8wd
      @JuanPerez-ek8wd Год назад +8

      that's what made me laugh the most.. she finally came to her senses.. bless her heart..

  • @josephhautzenroeder7512
    @josephhautzenroeder7512 Год назад +770

    This is better than anything Hollywood is producing nowadays. More seasons of this please.

    • @rjp3593
      @rjp3593 Год назад +7

      Agree! More please!

    • @StevenKrueger
      @StevenKrueger Год назад +4

      Amen!!! 💯🔥☠️

    • @flinx649
      @flinx649 Год назад +2

      yep!

    • @brucewilliamsstudio4932
      @brucewilliamsstudio4932 Год назад +5

      Brought tears to my eyes.... The Babylon Bee has done an amazing job with this series of videos. Hopefully some lefties drop in to watch them!

    • @alicepearce4597
      @alicepearce4597 Год назад +2

      Definitely more please.

  • @dmi707
    @dmi707 Год назад +385

    OMG I’m laughing. When she said “bless your heart” she showed she was converted. Well done. Please continue

    • @commanderwill2248
      @commanderwill2248 Год назад +7

      I'm so glad they did it

    • @OneTruePhreak
      @OneTruePhreak Год назад +4

      Such a southern thing to say. A bit like, "ain't you special?" Born and raised in northwest Illinois, but I love every moment I can get in the south. Texas is beautiful, especially the unoccupied parts.

    • @trishgels
      @trishgels Год назад +3

      In NC, a lot of us say bless your heart as a backhanded insult, or to genuinely say bless you. When I say bless your LIL heart, that's almost always a sideways jab, but if someone does something sweet for me or somebody else, I'll say it to convey they're blessed for being kind. If someone suffers a loss, bless your heart shows sympathy. If you're woke & don't know any better, bless your heart is more like saying you need Jesus in your life, like a lil prayer. If you're acting up, it's like saying you must not know any better or need to act like you have the good sense God gave you.
      In sum, I don't know bout every other southern state or the rest of the country, but where I live, ppl don't typically just lay into anyone, which is why we do it w/it a polite context:)

    • @michaelblaes9847
      @michaelblaes9847 4 месяца назад

      This series is so bad it's good. Bless your heart always means "poor thing" only nicer.

  • @MadMonk67
    @MadMonk67 Год назад +408

    I feel like we need a Christmas special with this couple.

  • @WolfQuantum
    @WolfQuantum Год назад +325

    I loved when Timpani just looked at "them" and said, "Well, bless your heart."

    • @stoneblue1795
      @stoneblue1795 Год назад +7

      She is indeed fire.

    • @aWomanFreed
      @aWomanFreed Год назад

      “Bless your heart” is the southern fvck you….it’s not polite, it’s mocking and nasty.

    • @WolfQuantum
      @WolfQuantum Год назад +2

      Yep. That's why I loved it when Timpani said it. And what the sneering, discriminatory neighbors deserved it. Now I feel like I need to make a 3 hour's drive to the nearest Buc-ee's for some beaver nuggets.

  • @Murderpaws
    @Murderpaws Год назад +428

    The worst thing about this video is that it ends, this series should never end.

    • @theherrdark4834
      @theherrdark4834 Год назад +11

      It is best to know when to stop.

    • @sawdust8691
      @sawdust8691 Год назад +9

      ​@@theherrdark4834 agreed. Shows only stay good if they end appropriately.

    • @rickreese5794
      @rickreese5794 Год назад +3

      It’s not,
      Invasion nation 😂😂😂

    • @TheAnnoyingBoss
      @TheAnnoyingBoss Год назад +2

      The series should end with a rampage killer trying to shoot people to prove guns are violent

    • @believer431
      @believer431 Год назад +3

      @@TheAnnoyingBoss And then another armed person kills the shooter, ending the shootout as soon as it started

  • @ChandlerJuliet
    @ChandlerJuliet Год назад +252

    Hope you guys love my behind the scenes vlog. I loved every moment of making this series 🥲💕

    • @Renwar1
      @Renwar1 Год назад +15

      Had to go with the Desert Eagles huh? Nice!....😉

    • @farmerbill6855
      @farmerbill6855 Год назад +8

      Yes, loved the vlog. You are so very funny, I enjoy you're sense of humor. And again, you look great in that dress.

    • @joeterp5615
      @joeterp5615 Год назад +8

      I’ll check it out.
      Loved this series Juliet! In an insane world, we need humor like this to keep us… sane! You and the BB hit this out of the park!

    • @TempeLane11552
      @TempeLane11552 Год назад +12

      Two-Gun Timpani es muy caliente

    • @stevesmart170
      @stevesmart170 Год назад +10

      You and the rest of the crew killed it!

  • @CrimsonSurvival
    @CrimsonSurvival Год назад +168

    “You know what this means?”
    It means you’re normal now.😎👍🏻🇺🇸

  • @LarryEArnold
    @LarryEArnold Год назад +543

    Imagine Timpani and Steve going to a 4-H Stock show, and meeting three-generation families with polite teens cheering on their 10-year-old winning a blue ribbon for her 1,200-pound steer.

    • @MikesPrivateStash
      @MikesPrivateStash Год назад +30

      A Minnesota 4-H family approves of this comment.

    • @joeterp5615
      @joeterp5615 Год назад +8

      Sounds great. Sign me up for that!

    • @zandercage4383
      @zandercage4383 Год назад +13

      Don't forget the rodeos. Oh yea, in CA it is pronounced rodaho.

    • @Aaronservant0
      @Aaronservant0 Год назад +3

      That happened for me.

    • @meusisto
      @meusisto Год назад +1

      Please, what is 4-H Stock show?

  • @GrillSergeant
    @GrillSergeant Год назад +685

    What's funny is I moved to Texas right when this series started and can confirm it's all true. If you are reading this from Los Angeles and are longing to escape...DO IT!

    • @texasgirl6000
      @texasgirl6000 Год назад +3

      But don't bring your woke lefty ideology with you, that's what happened to Austin Texas it's full of lefty nuts.

    • @jimarcher5255
      @jimarcher5255 Год назад +68

      No don’t. Austin has already been ruined,

    • @GrillSergeant
      @GrillSergeant Год назад +2

      @@jimarcher5255 Want to know why Abbott recently won by a landslide? 98% of the Californians escaping Los Angeles want nothing to do with Leftist BS.

    • @malloryjines5050
      @malloryjines5050 Год назад +7

      I’d LOVE TO, but how do you deal with the heat?

    • @evers6214
      @evers6214 Год назад +30

      @@malloryjines5050 you could try moving to Wisconsin. It’s basically snowy texas

  • @rjlt4841
    @rjlt4841 Год назад +343

    Timpani saying “Well, bless your hearts” was just perfect! Great ending, too!

    • @ChandlerJuliet
      @ChandlerJuliet Год назад +7

      🥲

    • @bdwhit6528
      @bdwhit6528 Год назад +10

      Steve's hat tip was also right on point. :)

    • @TheRealHungryJoe
      @TheRealHungryJoe Год назад +4

      @@ChandlerJuliet 😊 you’re awesome!

    • @mayowankenobi
      @mayowankenobi Год назад +1

      And their sissified reaction was pure gold.

    • @jimwormmaster
      @jimwormmaster Год назад

      Is it Timpani, or Tiffany? I could swear I hear Timpani, but my dad swears Tiffany, and the captions on one say Tiffany.

  • @pingislife2653
    @pingislife2653 Год назад +279

    I like how T is now rocking the dual holsters. This series is better than 99.9% of all series on all media platforms.

    • @swamp-yankee
      @swamp-yankee Год назад

      Ya, clashes with the sun dress. Not the look most strapped up lady’s have. Usually when they’re strapped up they’re dressed more like Steve.

    • @alfr1
      @alfr1 8 месяцев назад

      I gotta admit, the Legal carry law here DID revive the failing leatherworking industry. Only so many belts and boots are needed. True fact.

  • @David-qz1gy
    @David-qz1gy Год назад +1311

    As a native Texan, I love my state! To all those that are moving here to escape, most Texans are ok with it and truly understand. Just remember why
    you’re coming here and never forget!!! FJB✌🏽

    • @awesome346
      @awesome346 Год назад +22

      Jesus loves you

    • @N4TCM
      @N4TCM Год назад +21

      They're moving to Tennessee too. So far everything like it's always been...Got behind a F-150 from California. Couldn't keep a straight face as my brain wonders why they're here...lol.

    • @texassteven8988
      @texassteven8988 Год назад +23

      Yes, vote accordingly

    • @8Alpha1
      @8Alpha1 Год назад +57

      My grandparents left Texas and moved to California after WWII.
      I was born and raised in California.
      I served in the Navy during the Cold War and was deployed overseas half the time.
      I have now "returned" to Texas due to the societal collapse occurring in California.
      Texans often say the words to me that I never heard in California: "Welcome Home."

    • @Turbo_The_Femboy_Fox
      @Turbo_The_Femboy_Fox Год назад +13

      I’m a former Californian that moved to Oklahoma just in July. I live out in the woods of a rural town. I live it here, however I’ll miss my friends and family I left over 1400 miles away.

  • @dawnmichelle4403
    @dawnmichelle4403 Год назад +246

    As a Californian, I believe I am a Texan at heart ❤️

    • @tonylirette8988
      @tonylirette8988 Год назад +8

      Me too a californian fixing to get the heck out!

    • @nancyellen8496
      @nancyellen8496 Год назад +6

      If true, you'ld be IN Texas! Texas is a whole different state of mind. My grandsons are 6th generation Texans and we're so proud of being here.

    • @SHADOW848DUCATI
      @SHADOW848DUCATI Год назад +12

      Depends on how you vote.

    • @trevorjameson3213
      @trevorjameson3213 Год назад +4

      @@SHADOW848DUCATI That's for damn sure!

    • @RupertTheOctopus
      @RupertTheOctopus Год назад +1

      Hang in there, partner

  • @mustardseed738
    @mustardseed738 Год назад +288

    As a Texan. This was absolutely so funny because I used to live in California myself. Nailed it. Lol 😆 🤣

  • @gerggerggy7757
    @gerggerggy7757 Год назад +466

    This was a satirical series, but honestly I was cheering for them in the end and felt really good for them as if it were real life.

    • @Howtowithpaulaandjohn
      @Howtowithpaulaandjohn Год назад +5

      Quality writing !

    • @nyestrovicpenchkofferberge3407
      @nyestrovicpenchkofferberge3407 Год назад +7

      I know, right!?? I'd love to see them produce a comedic series like this. Texans in California or vice versa. Obviously not with the stereotypes that Hollywood likes to portray Texas as. In Hollywood it would be a lesbian couple coming to a small Texas town and they'd have to go ninja style on a bunch of rednecks...or they'd start converting the youths in the area to overthrow the evil villainous adults that spread their hatred and bigotry and greed on everything they touch. Babylon Bee's version is much more typical and obviously avoids the Hollywood stereotypes.

    • @sailormanjac9891
      @sailormanjac9891 Год назад

      yeah same for me

    • @mickadams1905
      @mickadams1905 Год назад

      Yeah, I was also surprised just how invested I was in this silly but thought provoking tale.

    • @phxsunsfaninsd
      @phxsunsfaninsd Год назад +1

      Is that because you've known Californians like them and their friends? I know I sure have!

  • @javiboywonder
    @javiboywonder Год назад +385

    As a Texan i really appreciate this. This was too touching.

  • @climber950
    @climber950 Год назад +290

    This entire season was so beyond funny. I lived in Texas over 10 years and have visited California many times. This is so accurate it’s scary. It almost more
    Of a documentary than a comedy sketch.

    • @brianschulman2641
      @brianschulman2641 Год назад +1

      You obviously don’t know California. Not once have I ever had to deal with pronouns. And I’m gay in the San Francisco Bay area. Again not once. And crime isn’t that bad. There’s an issue but not this degree.

    • @michaelquaid4679
      @michaelquaid4679 Год назад +5

      @@brianschulman2641 bro I'm in California right this minute. Chula Vista. Surrounding towns near San Diego are crazy with crime and BS

    • @airops423
      @airops423 Год назад +2

      @@brianschulman2641 Lol I live in SF and feel the same way. 2:27 sums it up nicely.

    • @NoName-ji9mb
      @NoName-ji9mb Год назад +4

      @@brianschulman2641 You are in the coddled class. They treat you better then hetro people there. My relatives live in the slums in San Fran and they have a 6 foot chain link fence around THEIR ENTIRE HOUSE. And do not go out at night.

    • @airops423
      @airops423 Год назад

      @@NoName-ji9mb I doubt that considering there are no single family homes in the "slums" in SF (I would consider the Tenderloin to be the location you are referring to). The only people who have an actual house in the city which they could put a six foot chain link fence around are certainly not living in the "slums."

  • @scot0151
    @scot0151 Год назад +119

    I left California in 2000, it’s such a shame what has happened to that beautiful place.

    • @Ben-lr2vz
      @Ben-lr2vz Год назад

      California is still a beautiful place. It's the people (liberals) who suck.

    • @saphirawinters7028
      @saphirawinters7028 Год назад +10

      Tell me about it. It is not the same place it was in 2000.

    • @mistersmith3986
      @mistersmith3986 Год назад +7

      I left in 2005. I took my family, my business and my money to the loving arms of South Carolina. Best thing I ever did!

    • @ClarkBeattie14
      @ClarkBeattie14 9 месяцев назад

      I'm 4th generation from Santa Clara Valley and still live here. I'm holding out for the end of Governor Gruesome. I was involved with the failed recalls. "Silicon Valley" is what destroyed the state... just like UCSC has ruined Santa Cruz. Spoiled, pampered and entitled children not paying attention to the fact that Google, Facebook and for a time Twitter (thank you Elon) were destroying our Bill of Rights.

    • @rogercastle5242
      @rogercastle5242 9 месяцев назад +2

      I left in 1980. It was just starting to get bad then with JB's first stint as governor. I saw the writing on the wall and got out.

  • @rvh77
    @rvh77 Год назад +383

    We're a conservative family of five. Just moved to Texas from CA and finding this so hilarious 😂

    • @thetechboyorg
      @thetechboyorg Год назад +16

      Welcome to Texas. What city?

    • @JohnTheRevelator11
      @JohnTheRevelator11 Год назад +14

      Ya this series make it look like we welcome CA and somehow just adjust. We don’t. That’s why it’s satire.

    • @thetechboyorg
      @thetechboyorg Год назад

      @@JohnTheRevelator11 Interesting

    • @abikeanditsboy3449
      @abikeanditsboy3449 Год назад +29

      As long as you didn't move to the Democratic People's Republic of Austin you'll be fine. Oh yeah, howdy, and welcome! 🤠

    • @thetechboyorg
      @thetechboyorg Год назад

      @@abikeanditsboy3449 I have been to Austin.

  • @basedimperialism
    @basedimperialism Год назад +239

    This needs a Season 2 more than 99% of the stuff from Hollywood that gets a Season 2.

  • @larahuffmaster5857
    @larahuffmaster5857 Год назад +180

    As a fourth-generation Texan, I wholeheartedly approve of this series. I have enjoyed it thoroughly and the ending actually brought a tear to my eye.

  • @sharonabbott9588
    @sharonabbott9588 Год назад +118

    She really topped it off with that favorite southern response " bless your heart". 😂😁

  • @Masteroftheweb
    @Masteroftheweb Год назад +342

    That ending with the full circle put a smile on my face.
    It's just a damn shame that's not how it normally happens.... poor... poor Austin...

    • @jeepstergal4043
      @jeepstergal4043 Год назад +15

      Austin is just sad.
      We have neighbors who moved here (Missouri) because Austin was circling the drain.

    • @believer431
      @believer431 Год назад +7

      I'm not American. Can you please tell me some more about Austin?
      (And also some good conservative places in Texas)

    • @leonl9123
      @leonl9123 Год назад +1

      You americans are lucky, here in germany we cant escape our crazy politicians that easy. So our only chance to escape the dropping standards of living and rising crime is to leave and go to texas. It tells a lot if people have to travel to another continent to find a place that is still somewhat sane and not overrun by mentaly ill idiots.

    • @jackwilliams687
      @jackwilliams687 Год назад +37

      @@believer431
      I assume you mean the Peoples Republic of Austin. There are a number of liberals there. Motto is Keeping It Weird. High crime, rampant homelessness, drugs, high taxes, defund the police movement, low quality schools, high cost of living, high taxes - you know, liberal stuff. Don't judge the rest of the state based upon them.

    • @believer431
      @believer431 Год назад +15

      @@jackwilliams687 Well sounds like a hellhole... Be sure to avoid it if I ever visit Texas

  • @incurabletrickster1191
    @incurabletrickster1191 Год назад +220

    For the first few seconds I thought our favourite Californian couple had finally evolved into the beautiful happy family we always wanted them to be. Then they were back in California and I was sad. Then they moved back to Texas and I cheered!

    • @richardmahn7589
      @richardmahn7589 Год назад +3

      I almost missed at the end of the last episode, because it was kind of a post-credit scene, that they said they had to move back to California. I just happened this morning to rewatch it and didn't stop watching at the BB logo this time.

    • @malloryjines5050
      @malloryjines5050 Год назад

      Ok, you gave yourself away! 😉. Favourite? Do I detect a Canadian, Aussie or Kiwi? Possibly even a Brit? 😜😜😜

    • @goldexperiencerequiem1085
      @goldexperiencerequiem1085 Год назад +1

      @@richardmahn7589 you sir, are a saint

    • @ChandlerJuliet
      @ChandlerJuliet Год назад

      🥲

    • @richardmahn7589
      @richardmahn7589 Год назад

      @@malloryjines5050 Before you find out, try being a true Californian and judge them with no evidence and put them down with hate and vile comments...and assume they are the haters. lol

  • @curtisbartlett8170
    @curtisbartlett8170 Год назад +27

    As a young man I always had the dream of beautiful California. As an old man, I have dreams of Texas staying Texas! Thanks for making an old Texan giggle

  • @ryanbradley2875
    @ryanbradley2875 Год назад +450

    I really can't put into words everything I want to say. But thank you "Steve", "Timpani", and the rest of the actors and crew for giving us this 6-part series. Nailed it, especially the full-circle ending.

  • @LM-ek2hb
    @LM-ek2hb Год назад +460

    I actually LIVED this. Left NY about a year ago now and haven't looked back. TX is sane, friendly, safe (everyone looks out for each other) and very approachable! Love it here.

    • @TheMoonEcat
      @TheMoonEcat Год назад

      There is the 2nd season suggestion.

    • @no1up
      @no1up Год назад +2

      The California cancer has already ruined Austin and is making its way in to San Antonio… so sad.

    • @LM-ek2hb
      @LM-ek2hb Год назад +2

      @@no1up I agree. I've seen it myself in Austin. It is sad. It's like the US is rotting from the coasts inward :(

  • @robertoibarra2586
    @robertoibarra2586 Год назад +28

    This is the best series of videos in this channel. I'm from Cuba, and God, I'm so happy to live here in Texas.

  • @Punkologist
    @Punkologist Год назад +257

    I'm Australian and I'm so invested in this story. I need more! This could easily be Victorians move to Queensland.

    • @TheBabylonBee
      @TheBabylonBee Год назад +79

      Next series?

    • @Lord_Numpty
      @Lord_Numpty Год назад +22

      @@TheBabylonBee Hopefully. Apparently Melbourne’s had the most severe lockdowns behind China, who as we know are currently welding people into their homes, so can see you being able to work with it quite easily.

    • @krkddn
      @krkddn Год назад +5

      @@TheBabylonBeeI loved it. It was gold but I know that often keeping it to one is a good idea. Like a lot of series get muddied.

    • @jsonattard2179
      @jsonattard2179 Год назад +2

      @scyrer and they re-elected the idiot who did it

    • @krkddn
      @krkddn Год назад +3

      @@TheBabylonBeeI loved it. It was gold but I know that often keeping it to one is a good idea. Like a lot of series get muddied.

  • @DavidRJones82
    @DavidRJones82 Год назад +287

    I think we all want season 2.😊

    • @julonkrutor4649
      @julonkrutor4649 Год назад +2

      But how would you go on? The only thing left is the move back to texas.

    • @Yesica1993
      @Yesica1993 Год назад +1

      @@julonkrutor4649 Yeah, that's the thing. It could wear itself out. Sometimes a story has a perfect ending and it needs to stay there.

    • @DavidRJones82
      @DavidRJones82 Год назад

      @@Yesica1993 Perhaps you're right... I must not be sad it's over. I must be happy that I got to experience it. 🥲

    • @julonkrutor4649
      @julonkrutor4649 Год назад

      @@Yesica1993 Maybe a special where they move back and get a big "Welcome back" party ^^

  • @thomasdalbec5233
    @thomasdalbec5233 Год назад +238

    I hereby demand that this series is NOT over and you must make more

    • @RobertFrisbeeTAM
      @RobertFrisbeeTAM Год назад +4

      I believe you must begin the demand by saying "Point of Privilege" :p

    • @toddtravis2596
      @toddtravis2596 Год назад

      Hear hear!!!

    • @scubasteve7850
      @scubasteve7850 Год назад +1

      The Scuba Squad backs this claim

    • @mockler.
      @mockler. Год назад +2

      Season 2!

    • @jch77
      @jch77 Год назад

      They may make a season 2

  • @michaeldefeo3030
    @michaeldefeo3030 Год назад +36

    Damn straight. Loved the series. What you get down in Southern America is real people, real values, and real courtesy. Down here, we don't mind agreeing to disagree. I'm a Floridian who loves the true Texan spirit. 💯

  • @TonyGillis
    @TonyGillis Год назад +276

    This is a better show than the vast majority of shows on TV. You guys should definitely consider doing multiple seasons.

    • @krissywade3497
      @krissywade3497 Год назад +2

      I agree More seasons please. Maybe one from New York to Florida.

  • @samermazahreh
    @samermazahreh Год назад +112

    Who else teared up watching this? Loved it ❤️

    • @ecec4642
      @ecec4642 Год назад +6

      Seriously, satire aside, their hug together over their love of each other and Texas actually did bring a tear.

    • @rjthomasindyusa
      @rjthomasindyusa Год назад +5

      Yea... Even though it is satire... something hits you when you see something that glorifies life as God intends it and the 'regeneration' of a lost soul.

    • @JuanPerez-ek8wd
      @JuanPerez-ek8wd Год назад +2

      well I don't cry, [being a man and all] but their awakening was a beautiful thing..

    • @simplygrace9838
      @simplygrace9838 Год назад +4

      Yes!

  • @JoeHusosky
    @JoeHusosky Год назад +104

    I actually had an emotional moment there and teared up a little. And I'm not even joking. I just feel so bad for people who live in seriously left states and don't get to appreciate Texas and Florida.

    • @tonygarratt5832
      @tonygarratt5832 Год назад +5

      It takes a strong man to admit his weakness, not like the crybabies who pretend they give a damn.

    • @EvitoCruor
      @EvitoCruor Год назад +1

      There's a serious dividing line in my pity for such people, those who sustain the lunacy get none.

    • @sporkwitch
      @sporkwitch Год назад +1

      Don't forget New Hampshire: constitutional carry, stand your ground, no sales tax, no income tax, and you don't have the heat or humidity of Texas or Florida (downside: you do have the crazy Massholes near the border, because even the people working in Boston don't want to live there, but they're just as crazy and vote just as poorly as those that do).

    • @libfab1
      @libfab1 Год назад

      Uh... There's also.. Missouri, Nebraska, Iowa, everybody Illinois excluding Cook County. Montana, Idaho, Mississippi, Georgia, Wyoming.. Rural Washington and Oregon. Everything Minnesota that doesn't have Minneapolis/St Paul involved.

    • @drakke125Channel
      @drakke125Channel Год назад

      I was all smiles throughout the video. So proud of them.

  • @reminaya
    @reminaya Год назад +18

    Brings tears to my eyes for all the right reasons.
    God bless Texas.

  • @mikeifyouplease
    @mikeifyouplease Год назад +244

    The final scene brought a tear to y eye. I don't know if it was tears of happiness for Steve and Timpani being able to escape to Texas...or...tears of sadness to contemplate what a repressive and restricted life-style that many Californians are forced to live under... and yet... they don't even realize it. Bless them hearts!!

    • @HANKSANDY69420
      @HANKSANDY69420 Год назад +3

      YEAH. BLESS *THEM* HEARTS...

    • @reliantncc1864
      @reliantncc1864 Год назад +8

      My favorite bit is when Steve and Timpani welcome new arrivals to Texas at the end. There's no one more fervent than a convert.

    • @Kathleen253
      @Kathleen253 Год назад

      Is it something in CA water that makes them vote for the same government over and over??? Insanity

    • @eulalioestevez3404
      @eulalioestevez3404 Год назад +1

      And to think that "Gav'in" is inviting EVERYBODY into the State of California so that they can enjoy "freedom"

    • @iaaf_nw2367
      @iaaf_nw2367 Год назад

      Its all of them

  • @Gdhand-yw1zl
    @Gdhand-yw1zl Год назад +311

    I am 53 and had a few tears well up. I have seen my interpreter from Iraq fully embrace Texas and this episode brought back good memories of that.

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ Год назад +11

      One of my interpreters from Afghanistan took his family to Texas….

    • @Revheadrev
      @Revheadrev Год назад +9

      I’m glad the ‘terp got out of there safely mate - too many of them were killed by the Taliban when it all went to hell.

    • @silverjones2317
      @silverjones2317 Год назад +3

      Next I pray with the new state, these afghans find the True God

    • @skywa7183
      @skywa7183 Год назад +6

      @@silverjones2317 you do realize that it's your religion that primarily veered off of God's path and started annihilating the ways prescribed by the scripture to suit your desires and that has what led to the destruction of Christianity in the west? The reason Islam is growing is because for one, God preserved His religion, and two, Muslims ACTUALLY follow the one true God.

    • @emil_king8237
      @emil_king8237 Год назад

      @@skywa7183 Not an apples to apples comparison. Fundamentalists in ☪️ countries use fear and threats to stop criticism of religion unlike west so overwhelming majority of believers are protected and censored from information that goes against ☪️.
      Media, educational institutions, celebrities, leaders in their countries all promote religion, unlike west where ✝️ is either attacked from every angle or shoved aside to obscurity from mainstream culture by liberal media, educational institutions and everything else.

  • @nancyellen8496
    @nancyellen8496 Год назад +286

    As a Texan, I approve this message! Y'all are the greatest...love it, bless y'alls hearts!

  • @AlexS-ke3yw
    @AlexS-ke3yw Год назад +9

    That was beautiful. I think this deserves a standing ovation. God bless Texas.

  • @wordkyle
    @wordkyle Год назад +177

    A great finale to a great series. As a Texan, I want to thank y'all for representing us so well.

  • @davidmarcoux7888
    @davidmarcoux7888 Год назад +302

    Please make a second season. Everyone I've shown this to wants more.

  • @cscates3598
    @cscates3598 Год назад +85

    The ending brought tears to my eyes. God bless Texas. 🤠

  • @brandons1095
    @brandons1095 Год назад +17

    I love how the story came full circle. This was amazing and well worth the wait

  • @allieoneal2033
    @allieoneal2033 Год назад +422

    Why does watching them come full circle at the end make me tear up? It's so well written and acted. Great job!

    • @bottleneck69
      @bottleneck69 Год назад +12

      Because it’s sad to see how fkd this world has become. It makes me cry when I see things that oppose it too, because love

    • @toddtravis2596
      @toddtravis2596 Год назад +8

      Weird. I felt a little twinge in my eye too. Lol. 🤷🏾‍♂️🤔

    • @JK-jf7xq
      @JK-jf7xq Год назад +7

      Because they found their purpose for existence as a human being. 🙂

    • @janefronczak17
      @janefronczak17 Год назад +3

      I know right!

    • @wowzers1069
      @wowzers1069 Год назад +7

      Same happened to my wife. We escaped California to Florida and it has been wonderful.

  • @dantheman227
    @dantheman227 Год назад +240

    I shed a tear at the opening scene. You guys hit it out the park with this series.

    • @jackhalloween7373
      @jackhalloween7373 Год назад +2

      @Drive Car Me too.

    • @elonsmydaddy4560
      @elonsmydaddy4560 Год назад +2

      @Drive car me too!

    • @GrassPossum
      @GrassPossum Год назад +3

      I'm not American, and am cynical hard man. I wasn't crying until the butterflies emerged from their pupas, carrying guns.

  • @StephanieBogart
    @StephanieBogart Год назад +145

    We have 3 sets of Californians living on our street. It’s a small street too. They have all adapted to Texas very well. The last couple that moved here was like “We love that we actually know neighbors. That’s so different!” 😂

    • @brucekeintz8746
      @brucekeintz8746 Год назад +12

      I have a "Don't California My Texas" bumper sticker for this very reason. I have some new California neighbors as well. They saw the sticker and said "don't worry we escaped the state for a reason!"

    • @rickharris5485
      @rickharris5485 Год назад

      But I bet they still voted for Beto and every other dim on the ballot and for every tax increase, too.

    • @mikeoxlong3676
      @mikeoxlong3676 Год назад +1

      I've lived in Texas my whole life and I don't know any of my neighbors. I'm 90% sure I'm the street's Boo Radly.

    • @vanpenguin22
      @vanpenguin22 Год назад +1

      Close neighborhood spirit is truly a gift from God.

    • @David-ql1hd
      @David-ql1hd Год назад +2

      Until you see them put a republican yard sign up, can you really trust them?

  • @Wagjam1046
    @Wagjam1046 Год назад +38

    As a Hoosier, no, not from IU...from Indiana - we (my family) looked forward to every new episode...you should never have announced a finale! Why? Too much fun, loved all of the characters and a chance to laugh out loud. Please keep doing what you are doing. Liberal humor has dominated for way too long - your writing, directing, casting and actors are excellent. Timpani and Steve are simply wonderful, but made even more so by everyone else that surrounds them. Love the portrayal of Christians and firearms owners (truly, some of the best people I have ever been around). Oh, we don't have BUC-EE’S up here, but hopefully BUC-EE’S will come to Indiana soon!! God bless you all and keep it coming!

    • @deadlychicken1458
      @deadlychicken1458 7 месяцев назад

      Hoosier gang. Also yeah IU has some... interesting people around here. They're still my friends, but yeah mental illness galore.

    • @alanthom4641
      @alanthom4641 5 месяцев назад

      Loved and appreciated your series. Awesome!

    • @LjSmith-q1o
      @LjSmith-q1o 5 месяцев назад

      Is that Hoosier as in the Canadian insult or something else?

  • @dw1419
    @dw1419 Год назад +177

    These two had far better character arcs than anything seen in Disney Star Wars or Marvel Phase 4.

    • @igfoobar
      @igfoobar Год назад +7

      If it were Disney... Zynthia and zir companion would have been ze protagonists.

    • @IIPapaMurphII
      @IIPapaMurphII Год назад +7

      I don't disagree, but Andor had some great character arcs.

    • @jayt9608
      @jayt9608 Год назад +3

      @@IIPapaMurphII
      You mean the one with no suspense because everyone dies in the movie that this was a prequel to? 😁

    • @IIPapaMurphII
      @IIPapaMurphII Год назад +3

      @@jayt9608 yup that's the one

  • @OR56
    @OR56 Год назад +291

    If only everyone who moved to Florida or Texas had this arc. Also, the end, where they meet the new Californians was great.

    • @KelleyBroussardMackaig
      @KelleyBroussardMackaig Год назад +1

      I'd like to add Arizona to this list if I could. ❤

    • @officerbug
      @officerbug Год назад

      @@KelleyBroussardMackaig as a Texan, Arizona is also on the list

    • @christopherbyrne1617
      @christopherbyrne1617 Год назад +1

      We escaped California 3 years ago and moved to Florida! Love it here!!

  • @ArthurCSchaperMR
    @ArthurCSchaperMR Год назад +23

    I like them! The Californians turned Texans are just so entertaining. And so cute.

  • @whitewindgaming2885
    @whitewindgaming2885 Год назад +153

    What a great story in just 6 episodes. I really didn't want to see Steve and Timpani's arc come to a close, but that was good.

  • @aliza6984
    @aliza6984 Год назад +98

    I loved how Steve and Timpani were wearing the same outfits that they wore in Steve's daydream 😂💙

  • @davidmarcoux7888
    @davidmarcoux7888 Год назад +133

    This needs to be a weekly sitcom. Great job making me laugh Bee.

  • @gigiong
    @gigiong Год назад +18

    Texas seems like a great place to live and love!

  • @missedinformation7068
    @missedinformation7068 Год назад +59

    As a Texan, I teared up at the end.

    • @jackhalloween7373
      @jackhalloween7373 Год назад +1

      Me too.

    • @richardmahn7589
      @richardmahn7589 Год назад

      Are you one of those racist, bigoted, homophobic people I hate, and know nothing about, but assume hate others they know nothing about? You nazi!!!!

  • @sampaiz3138
    @sampaiz3138 Год назад +126

    I’m Native Texan & all I’ve got to say is GOD BLESS TEXAS!!!

    • @puregameplay7916
      @puregameplay7916 Год назад

      God and religion are man made lies, you realize this, right?
      Texas is the greatest place on earth, but yall are kinda ruining it by being such religious nutjobs and believing in magic sky fairies xD

    • @bostongoforth8414
      @bostongoforth8414 Год назад

      ...🎵 With His Own Hand! Brought down angels from the Promised Land 🎶 🤣😂

  • @RanchoTexano
    @RanchoTexano Год назад +166

    As a Texan with CA family, this has been sooo great! Sad to see the series end but thank you for the immense glee you e brought in this truth as satire. God Bless Texas!

  • @nextlvlroy
    @nextlvlroy Год назад +23

    Such a fun series to watch! Funny enough, one of my coworkers used to live in California, and he said they really do use pronouns there 😂. Once he moved to Texas he purchased two AR-15s (one being a Colt) and a Colt 1911. I'm proud to call him my friend.

  • @narnia1233
    @narnia1233 Год назад +142

    Somehow this series went from just hilarious to funny and cute. Their story is better than many in Hollywood currently, lol.

  • @DayvidVictor
    @DayvidVictor Год назад +318

    Ideas for Season 2:
    (1) Their family comes visiting from California and they try to hide they have changed.
    (2) They go to California and have to pretend they are the same in regards to Guns, Food, and Politics.
    (3) Another Californian couple moves to the neighborhood and they compete to which one is the most Texan.
    (4) Something to do with HEB
    (5) Something to do with Whataburger

    • @upschutt4842
      @upschutt4842 Год назад +7

      For the non American : What is HEB?

    • @rolson1695
      @rolson1695 Год назад +16

      @@upschutt4842 Huge grocery+ store in Texas!

    • @malibudolphin3109
      @malibudolphin3109 Год назад +7

      Plus the Texas Stopsign, Dairy Queen

    • @jwoellhof
      @jwoellhof Год назад +18

      @@upschutt4842 HEB is to grocery stores what Buckee's is to gas stations. Even walmart cannot compete with HEB. That's H-E-B; you pronounce the letters. They stand for Howard E. Butt, which sounds like a playground taunt but was the actual name of the supermarket chain's founder. Nowadays, the initials also stand for "Here Everything's Better," the store's slogan.

    • @nydiacanas603
      @nydiacanas603 Год назад

      Dvro, I love your ideas 😉👍

  • @billyb4790
    @billyb4790 Год назад +28

    The best character arc in 30 minutes than the last ten years of Hollywood movies combined.

  • @parjau4554
    @parjau4554 Год назад +11

    This whole thing was so well done and very well acted. The girl playing the wife is always excellent but special shout out to the guy playing the husband here - so many acting subtleties along the way - genuine talent.

  • @WARTHOG4U
    @WARTHOG4U Год назад +126

    This should be a TV sitcom series. Please give us another season! This is great!

    • @ericpl7227
      @ericpl7227 Год назад +1

      Nothing this REAL would ever be on TV!

    • @michaelnash2138
      @michaelnash2138 Год назад

      One slight problem with that is that Steve and Timpani have both converted to Texan, so they won't be the 'fish out of water' anymore. There will have to be a new antagonist to create conflict. I have faith in the Bee, though. I'm sure their writers can pull off a miracle!

    • @maxwellcrazycat9204
      @maxwellcrazycat9204 Год назад

      No mainstream networks would air it. They are all very woke.

  • @snackplissken8192
    @snackplissken8192 Год назад +98

    I love how a sketch grew into a whole story arc.

  • @woodsmanweekly
    @woodsmanweekly Год назад +35

    I believe I speak for all of us Texans when I say Timpani and Steve will be missed.

  • @ivoryhickman9456
    @ivoryhickman9456 Год назад +13

    I think we can all agree WE WANT MORE!!!

  • @Bald_Wizard_Man
    @Bald_Wizard_Man Год назад +128

    This is the most I have been emotionally invested in a series in a long time!

  • @gmajor1273
    @gmajor1273 Год назад +60

    This wont be the last episode?! Right?!
    you have to make more of this show.
    This is a 1000 times better than anything on TV or at the movies.

  • @BobBob-fm6oo
    @BobBob-fm6oo 5 месяцев назад +4

    The fact that people waited multiple weeks for a series of five minute skits that barely add up to 20 minutes is amazing.

  • @JJs-ClassC-Adventures
    @JJs-ClassC-Adventures Год назад +71

    Couldn't have been a more fitting ending. If this is really the last episode, we are really going to miss them.

  • @morskojvolk
    @morskojvolk Год назад +63

    I know the story arc has run it's course, but... _MORE MORE MORE!_ As a Texan who has lived in California and "fostered" Cali... er, new Texans, I wholeheartedly support an entire new series!

  • @alexkuzmin344
    @alexkuzmin344 Год назад +105

    Noooo, we need season 2 🙏🙏🙏
    These series are the best on the internet 🔥
    Way more advanced than any others 🤠

    • @alexkuzmin344
      @alexkuzmin344 Год назад

      This show is supposed to make jokes on the lefts, not on tragic cases or accidents. If you're one of the lefts, then go and cry how unfair this world is.

  • @choosejesus1es
    @choosejesus1es Год назад +20

    THIS SERIES IS TOO GOOD/ACCURATE/FUNNY NOT TO HAVE ANOTHER SEASON! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!

  • @bellethilrancthalion1109
    @bellethilrancthalion1109 Год назад +60

    I love how this has blown up to the extent that they’re premiering the final installment.

  • @sgt_s4und3r54
    @sgt_s4und3r54 Год назад +94

    Everyone played their parts well. It could not have been a better series. Babylon Bee has yet to disappoint me unlike CBS and Disney. I hope you continue producing content well into the future.

    • @AF-tv6uf
      @AF-tv6uf Год назад

      CBS is true to their name. If you tune in, you will see BS.

  • @Elerad
    @Elerad Год назад +17

    "Well bless your hearts." Oh man, beautiful. I've loved this series so. And Steve and Timpani are freaking awesome.

  • @barefoofDr
    @barefoofDr Год назад +83

    I loved that line, "Well bless your heart.". That is such a Southern expression. I laugh my ass off at these.

  • @dons8764
    @dons8764 7 месяцев назад +1

    This series made my day! I live in Austin Texas and I am surrounded by Californians so this really hits home for me. Very well done.

  • @d.b.hemlock
    @d.b.hemlock Год назад +69

    Full circle! This was absolutely beautiful. We need a season two!!!

  • @slackerdude1958
    @slackerdude1958 Год назад +44

    I suppose it has to be acknowledged that these skits are so damned funny because of the sad state of things currently. Rock on Babylon Bee!

  • @wendimooreart
    @wendimooreart Год назад +85

    I’m so happy for Steve and Timpani. Bless their hearts. We need more of them!

  • @shieldwolfrh
    @shieldwolfrh Год назад +5

    All of my close family and friends left California 10 years ago. A lot of my old high school acquaintances fled during Cali's covid insanity. I know 3 families that followed their dreams and freedoms out of state.

  • @SomeWheats
    @SomeWheats Год назад +70

    These 6 episodes were a phenomenal character arc ahah!

  • @848evo4
    @848evo4 Год назад +34

    this is better than 90% of what's on tv. More Steve and Timpani please

  • @stevemiller5119
    @stevemiller5119 Год назад +11

    Only 6 episodes? I feel like I'm watching the Mandalorian, on Disney channel. We want MORE!! This was awesome content right here!

  • @SeoulExploration
    @SeoulExploration Год назад +84

    Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! That was wonderful! Timpani acknowledging "Well, yes more meat for US!!" made my heart happy! I'm so glad they made it home to the Lone Star safely and sanely 😁

  • @magicalminty6203
    @magicalminty6203 Год назад +70

    Seeing Timpany go all John Woo on those burglars made my whole day.

    • @ChandlerJuliet
      @ChandlerJuliet Год назад +5

      🥲🔫

    • @8475143117
      @8475143117 Год назад +2

      There is just something about the power of guns in the hands of responsible & law-abiding citizens that is a rush!!!

    • @tonygarratt5832
      @tonygarratt5832 Год назад +1

      I actually yelled Yes at that point, her shots were going to hit in more ways than one.

  • @Barrett-tq7pq
    @Barrett-tq7pq Год назад +315

    I've never been so proud, when she pulled out the guns and said those lines I teared up.
    Also when they were saying how "they" is confusing as the couple or the pronouns I was like yep now you're catching on.
    I'm so proud of my Texans in training 🥲

    • @themesongfan452
      @themesongfan452 Год назад +6

      Now imagine if they had to try to rapidly memorize the neopronouns of each of those guests. And the robbers too.

    • @Barrett-tq7pq
      @Barrett-tq7pq Год назад +2

      @@themesongfan452 you mean the urban dictionary?

    • @themesongfan452
      @themesongfan452 Год назад

      @@Barrett-tq7pq Even the urban dictionary is not evolving quickly enough for memorizing it to provide sufficient knowledge of neopronouns.

    • @Barrett-tq7pq
      @Barrett-tq7pq Год назад

      @@themesongfan452 no I was just meaning the retarded shit in the urban dictionary

  • @PeroXepatonio
    @PeroXepatonio Год назад +5

    Words cannot explain how much I love this series of skits. A M A Z I N G