Canned Bread - Weird Stuff In A Can
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- Опубликовано: 11 мар 2021
- Bread isn't weird, obviously, but it's quite unusual to find it in a can. In Japan, they have it!
If you liked the found poem, and you'd like to see someone do it much better than I ever could, take a look here: • Dave Gorman: Outrage ...
The canned bread came from here: starrymart.co.uk/ (I paid £6.75 I think, but the price has gone up to £9.60 since I bought it)
The canned jam came from here: www.sanza.co.uk/ (and cost £3.95)
The chestnut paste was bought locally - the product is: Crème de Marrons - made by Clement Faugier 
Хобби
Ingredients:
Wheat Flour, Strawberry Filling (Sugar, Sweetened Strawberry, Starch, Lemon Juice), Egg, Margarine, Sugar, Baker's Yeast, Skimmed Milk Powder, Salt, Fermented Seasoning Powder, Sourdough Powder, Vegetable Protein, Modified Starch, Polysaccharide Thickeners, Flavorings, Coloring [Monascus, Annatto (E160b)], Starch Adhesive [Glucomannane (E425)], Emulsifier, Yeast Food, Calcium Phosphate (E542), Antioxidants [Vitamin E (E306)], Vitamin C (E300).
Yes, thank you very much for your translation. Have a nice day.🌺🌸🌻🌷🌹💐
You're really good at interpreting the poem.
Thank you very much. I managed to understand some of the terms, but some went right over my head.
When I started reading this, I thought you were giving us a recipe to make the bread, and I got really excited
What's the lifetime of this Japanese one vs the Haus Brot? I would guess much shorter because of oil and egg content
that poem was so beautiful...when he said "I'm beautiful, press during manufacturing" and "Are you doing everything I can?" I really felt that...
I cannot eat. Rarely getting hot.
I laughed! I cried! It was beautiful!
I thought I had a brain haemorrhage
Well really had to use the muscles so I wouldn't pee myself laughing with glee! :)
I laughed so hard that i cried. Good times.
"Please throw it away as it is"
This is the most honest product label I have ever seen
"Ingredients: None"
This is the least honest product label I have ever seen
"But in the case of a defective product, agility is a suspicious point"
-PancanJapanCan
I've lived in Japan but have not seen this product. In the US there is B&M Brown Bread which is really good but not easy to find.
Is that implying doing a legger when the product fails
I think they mean that if the bread jumps out of the can, its freshness is dubious
@@willywonka7812 If my canned bread makes a lunging motion at me I would not question its freshness
@@TrashwareArt if it is the bread ...yeah sure ...but what if it is the bacterial that grew on it that make it move ? :O
Japan has a lot of emergency "luxury" foods because earthquakes, they have a earthquake survival kit in every home just in cass
That makes sense
I taught English over there for a few years and in school, once a year, they have emergency rations for school lunch. It was pretty good actually.
@@VanillaLoaf thats probably a good idea to normalise them with the kids
I never knew this, thanks for the info 👌
@@GreatSageSunWukong Also a good excuse to turn over your emergency rations to make sure they don't get too old. Sure canned stuff lasts nearly forever, but it does kinda get a bit weird after a while.
“I’ll bet they won’t have-Wow! They have it!- Canned Bread!” - Squidward Tentacles
Best thing since sliced!
Now go join that clarinet quartet.
"Are you Squidward? "
I waited the whole video for this.
Note the thumbnail.
Edit: And the letter board
Neptune bless the Squidward ethno state.
So, what I actually learned from this video is:
Email scammers type their emails after using google translate on a can... how odd
I was thinking the exact same thing.
Or that the google translates would work really well as responses.
@@serenepeacefulrelaxingmusi3874 We could even start a betting pool. Because I think it's just English enough for them to think they understand, and they'll keep going. Like glarded, or whatever it was.
@@serenepeacefulrelaxingmusi3874 😆😂🤣
@@ravenmorrigana1093 Oh that would be hilarious if he tries that someday XD
Also: i can not eat. Rarely getting hot
I laughed way more than i should have at that poem.
Reminds me of Dave Gormans internet inspired poems
Beautiful rendition! Even Amanda Gorman would not do better!
Me too!
@@MrBod1975 AS said it was an homage to Dave Gorman
Tbf the b and w was pure genius
"I will do it."
Beautiful ending.
I agree. It has all of the defeat and anguish that true poetry deserves, especially ones performed in black and white.
This guy's ability to find weird stuff in cans is...uncanny.
Cue the canned laughter...
Dude your joke made me can not breathe for a sec
Can you please stop with the puns?
@@MrHack4never Can it!
Thank you for preserving dry humor.
A canner exceedingly canny, one morning remarked to his Granny. "A Canner can can, anything that he can, but a Canner can't can a can, can he?"
That's my limerick for you today.
But to keep up tradition.
You forgot the salt. 😀
"I'm Fu. I can't eat it. Rarely getting hot" I'm touched to the core with these powerful words.
yeah but i dont like how im only rarely getting hot
This has to be the weirdest peanut butter and jelly sandwich in existence
Protip for Google Translate, I would personally never use the Instant camera. The second tab, Scan, will take a picture and scan it properly, without you having to worry about wobbling your phone and the translation changing. I see a quite a few people on youtube attempt to use google translate using the instant camera and they're always left lost and end up never attempting to take a picture instead. I have to translate a lot of text as I often play Japanese only games, and really the difference really is night and day.
Though of course without it here we wouldn't have gotten that beautiful poem. *wipes a tear away*
I suppose he could also remove the label and lie it flat on a scanner.
The poem is too good for your "pro tip"
@@leontius5502 😆🤣🤣
"Japanese only games"
@@GigaBoost ??
8:50 I loved the "Super easy, barely an inconvenience" reference you made there
Just to keep on the spirit: Opening cans with a can opener is TIGHT!
Your going to need to get aaaalllll the way off mY back with that!
@@Rogers1000 okay, let me get off of that thing
Wow, wow wow, wow
The Spongebob reference was obvious but I did NOT expect a Ryan George reference 😂
From the Panakimoto website:
"American force admitted our product's comfortable quality." - Well, then.
Makes me think that Steve1989 would find it pretty decadent.
"Super easy, barely an inconvenience"
I almost spit out my adult beverage. Ryan George is a comedic genius.
Now we need an atomic shrimp pitch meeting to complete the circle.
"Cans with the ring pull lip are tight!"
Yeah yeah yeah
I'm gonna need you to get that lid all the way off of there
wow wow wow...wow
Is that how you open a can?
I don't know!..
Fair enough
@@Robzooo7 I'll just get that off of there then!
That poem was spectacularly hilarious. You're a treasure, AS.
"Be careful not to cut your hands with a cut" is a top-notch koan in my book.
The full sentence was actually “be careful not to cut your hands with a cut leaf”
That's the most beautiful poem I've ever heard.
Mike you have created the most unique pb&j of all time.
Very gourmet and international in the canniest of fashions.
"Riki peel off the thin paper and serve."
Okay ngl that freaked me out a lot! :D
Do it Rikita. Peel that paper
So, you have a thin paper peeled off to serve for me?
@@quinton1630 Its super easy, barely an inconvenience
“Please purchase a merchant, a soft van that can be stored for a long time”
Shakespeare eat your heart out
I don't think this is "normal" even here in Japan. I have seen this once as a novelty in a vending machine. The only other place I've seen it is in the earthquake/emergency supplies section at the home center.
Hello from wales. I've been to Japan. Went to a place called Hakone, and went on a lake with a pirate ship.
I do not think the perception is that it is normal. It is advertised as a "survival food" none of which is intended for daily use.
@@SimonWoodburyForget I do think yeast adds vitamins to the bread, a byproduct.
@@lizh1988 yea but dried yeast lasts even longer than the flour.
And there's nothing stopping you from mixing it with water and letting the dough rise and then do whatever with eat, eat or bake doesn't matter.
If you wanted vitamins it would be much simpler so simple buy a bunch of multivitamins (or for yeast vitamins, buy a glass of marmite)
After all the amount of B vitamins in bread from the yeast aren't that relevant.
And even if you don't have dried yeast, just use wild yeast from the skins of apples or any fruit really.
Find one that works and tastes like yeast, and keep that alive.
@@SimonWoodburyForget I agree with all your points but I can see canned bread being good on a long backpacking/camping trip.
There's incredible story about that man who invented canned bread, really helped people during earthquake aftermath
@@bigguy7353 But canning wasn't invited until the 1800s...
@@spaghetticat22 shhh, dont argue with the american pride
@@ciarangale4738 they did bake in the same style crock that you see in antique stores. It was can shaped. That and beans were prepared on Saturday so that people could eat without labor on the sabbath
@@erikanichols9633 not saying there were never similar techniques
@@ciarangale4738 and now we buy canned brown bread in regular grocery stores. At least in the midwest to northeast USA. Baking in a ceramic, glass or metal container to preserve the bread has been around for several hundred years.
But USA pride/chauvinism is very real.
holy moses that poem was the funniest thing I heard in weeks.
"NEW Easy to open lid!!!!"
*proceeds to use a can opener*
Super easy, barely an inconvenience.
only way to get it out of the can without tearing the heck out of it.
He made a video about this - finger nails aren't up to the ring pull, plus he likes can openers
@@capitalb5889 I'm surprised he didn't use his Toucan can opener for the Two-can special.
@@cand0 Opening ring pull cans with a can-opener is tight!
'I am beautiful" turns to side profile with head heald high!
Yes you are you beautiful Atomic Shrip, yes you are...
I still can't get over how the sign says 'Wow they have it!'
It always amuses and confuses me when RUclipsrs born before 1992 make SpongeBob references. I'd imagine the ubiquity of SpongeBob memes on RUclips makes it hard to ignore because idk what else it is
I was born in the late 70s, and I think spongbob is a work of sublime genius.
It's one of those rare kids shows, like the original Danger Mouse, where the humour is layered to appeal to both the kids and the parents watching it with the kids, without the kids realising why the parents are laughing so hard.
I think the main takeaway from this should be ‘i can’t eat it. Rarely getting hot’. Speaks volumes
I caught that... super easy, barely an inconvenience 🤣🤣🤣
Oh really?
@@JackTaylor1 😜
Same here. I've watched a pitch or two... lol
I had a big stupid grin on my face when I heard that
Using other RUclips creator catchphrases is tight!
"Ok, look! It says new easy to open lid! Yeah, that does look like it would be easy to open."
*Opens with can opener* LOL
Great stuff as usual.
The US has a canned bread version of bread from B&M, they make brown bread and brown bread with raisins. It was made in Portland Maine.
My mom used to like that around the holidays.
That poem got me rolling over the floor with laughter 🤣🤣🤣
The poem has a sort of vogon quality to it
Except my intestines didn't leap up and throttle my brain
@@Rogers1000 English language does not carry the same punch as Vogon.
Still better than my favorite bathtime gurgles!
XD I did feel like a slight need for a towel for a moment...
The perfect poetry
Ironically, this brand of chestnut paste is usually mostly sold in cans. It is a byproduct of candied chestnuts which is kind of a Christmas delicacy from central France.
Fun fact: Japanese people call bread "pan" because of the Portuguese traders who were among the only foreigners allowed in during the Sakoku (closed country) period.
Yes, its from the word "pao" which is portugese for bread, but the portugese "discovered" japan, they couldn't enter during the Sakoku period, the Dutch were the only ones allowed in
the Portuguese also contributed the castella cake
@@BigMoneyB749 Pan is the Spanish word for bread.
The French call bread "pain", though it's sort of pronounced pan with a fading 'n'.
Interestingly in Scotland (at least in Glasgow) there’s plain bread which is a batch baked loaf and one of the tastiest mass produced breads around (in my opinion) and pan bread, which is just bog standard sliced white bread which can be bought anywhere.
I felt that poem on a spiritual level.
The first thing that defaults in my mind whenever I see canned bread is that Spongebob episode where Squidward moves to Squidville after Spongebob and Patrick destroy his house.
Middle of a three way .. four way! ?.. four way intersection.....
@@sexyredtablet6599 I hate this channel
@@benkilla I don't like you either 😒
The melon used in the jam is kaffir melon (Makataan in Afrikaans). It is not an eating melon, it is exclusively used to make jam.
I remember this wonderful canned brown bread we used to have when I was a kid. Never struck me as odd back then (50 years ago)>
My mom used to make Boston brown bread in a coffee can with both ends removed, it was very good.
I’ve got a weird thing for you to try and find, they’re out of production but they were self heating hot chocolate drinks by Hillside. I believe they were out around 2007-2010 ish. You’d twist the bottom of the can causing a heating reaction that would heat the drink to a nice warm temperature. Very futuristic but sadly they never caught on. Or were too expensive to produce.
There are some self-heating drinks available from other companies that still seem to be around?
Self heating Nescafe coffee cups were around at some point too. It's been years since i last saw one.
I remember those.
I remember something like that back around that time!
So in South Africa, canned jams are actually very prevalent. I never realized that it would be odd for it to be canned, but you learn something new every day. You do, however, get jams in glass jars, but the canned jams are much cheaper and also just as tasty most of the time.
It makes total sense, it's the exact same process. While not in metal cans, jarred jams still undergo the process of "canning" which is older than the vessel itself!
Spongebob and Modern Life is Goodish references in the same video. This channel’s niche is fantastic.
I guess anything can be canned these days.
So true, canned people are quite common in the USA... :S
I mean there are whole canned hamburgers with bun and all out there, lol.
And of course the whole chicken in a can.
@@cawashka Those look like you delivered a malformed fetus when you pour them into the bowl.
Pandemonium
Soylent green doesn’t come in a can
Yes anything can be. Very can-did of you to mention it.
How does it feel to know that you're almost certainly the first person ever to try that combination of foods?
That poem was hilarious. The highlight for me was "a soft van that can be stored for a long time" 😂😂😂.
South African here, thanks for giving that Jam a taste. There are quite a few interesting South African jams you should try sometime, in fact you could easily do a South African special. All our food is clearly labeled in English and because of the vast diversity of cultures here, there are so many different types of flavors you can get in cans here. Great video though.
From the panakimoto website “We deliber the peace of mind
by bread to all over the world”. Interesting!
This has to be the most jampacked episode of weird stuff in the can! Had more twists and turns than a Hollywood blockbuster. Great video again shrimp
Not to mention having jam :D
From the Beatniks in the back of the room for the poetry. 😆
Ohhhhh....tri-can AND a tube special! Nice. 😎
I loved the poem, your sense of humor brings this video to life:)
Your poem was no more confusing than a basic instruction manual contained in any Ikea flatpack furniture item.
3 CANS!!!! I'm loosing my mind!! How exciting is this?
Hugely enjoyed the Found Poem!
I don't know how you managed to eat that, I certainly couldn't. Barely got any hot.
Shapa Boi!! Glad My Country Could Feature A Product In This Video!!
🇿🇦😁🇿🇦😁
🇿🇦 #MzanziFoSho 🇿🇦
that poem gets a finger snap applause from me
The found poem is absolute gold. Been rewatching the Gormster recently and this made my day. Thank you.
Ramen noodles came about because to help in restructuring Japan after WWII, the USA gave them a lot of flour as a food staple. The Japanese don't eat as much bread as other countries do, so turning it into quick and convenient noodles was found to be a good solution. It was found that by quickly frying the cooked noodles, the water content would evaporate and they would keep a lot longer. Being as they were already cooked, it was a simple matter to reheat and rehydrate the noodles at the same time by just adding boiling water.
I love that he will always use a can opener. He’s reminds me of my dad “I bought it so I’m damn well gonna use it any chance I get”.
I must say, that poem moved me to tears!
Somehow sad & inspirational at the same time.👍👍
Strawberry bread with watermelon ginger jam sounds like something I want to try. Good episode.
Squidward wants his canned bread back
The top of the can translated:
I am Fu !!! Use not opener of can on our automatically open top
In the absence of any apparent button, I tried voice activation then resorted to just wait... not wanting to overload this futuristic highly technologically evolved apparatus with unnecessary noob stimuli.
Then I died.
The can remained, intact, inert.
The end.
I've been having a really tough month, but omg when you read that Google translate poem I couldn't stop laughing! Thank you Atomic Shrimp, for all the content you create 😁
That poem had me in tears. Tears of laughter of course
I love the idea that a few people are probably getting really mad about the can lids, because they haven't been here long enough or paid enough attention to understand the can opener preference.
Yeah, I'm basically trolling those people now
@@AtomicShrimp You're such a sport!
I CAN not believe this product exists.
I can
I love how this series is still going
£6:50 a can is outrageous, but thanks for another great episode of WSIAC!
your can poem made me laugh. I needed that. You're a bloody good actor / reader Mr Shrimp, full props to you.
Nothing is needed with crème de marrons: just press the tube in your mouth! All French kids know that is the only way to eat it. :)
My favorite winter delicacy is pureed chestnuts with whipped cream
The poem is really good. The reading of it is pure gold! Thank you!😂 Google translate told me to "Spring rain the sugar syrup over the cake". I copy pasted an entire recipe and luckily I already knew how to "Gently drizzle the sugar syrup over the cake".🌧️🎂
Very much enjoyed the found poem! Tears in my eyes.
I loved the Google Translator poem section
8:39 I died a little. You are such a savage (in the loveliest way possible). Please never change, Sir Shrimp!
Absaloutly moving poetry. A real command and control of the English language, truly beautiful
These videos are great to listen to while studying for my ham radio operator license!
He said “super easy, barely an inconvenience”
Wow wow wow wow.
RUclips catch phrases are tight!!
I can't tell you what joy it brings me when you open a can in a video. It's the sentiment of an opressed people overthrowing their despot dictator condensed in to the opening of a can.
Came for the canned goods, stayed because of the poetry!
I think your tablecloth is as iconic as ashens' couch at this point
Seeing you read the google lens attempts was genuiney a cinematic masterpiece.
From previous canned bread (dosenbistro) experiments, we saw that toasting slices brought it to life. I was curious whether it would have done the same to this brioche-type bread. Still, another interesting taste-test of a range of interesting foodstuffs!
It just keeps getting better and better! All together!
That poem made me teary-eyed.. (with laughter)
He went all the way to tentacle acres to get this
Please tell me 8:50 is a Ryan George/Pitch Meeting reference
Your going to need to get aaaalll the way of his back about that
@@Rogers1000 Putting weird stuff in a can is TIGHT
After opening the can, he did a backflip, snapped the bad guy’s neck, and saved the day.
So you have a can video for me?
Of course it is.
OMG! My suggestion! I can't believe he did it so quick! I originally thought he might have used a bit of lip service when he replied. He's defo the most active when it comes to his community. Definitely happy about this ☺.
I'm very proud!
Sweet!
That was such a beautiful poem, I’m very moved. 🥺😍
Super easy, barely an inconvenience? Are you telling me you watch Ryan George's show the pitch meeting? 😱
Creators you enjoy enjoying other creators you enjoy is *tight* !
Yeah yeah yeah :D
Wow wow wow wow.
Melon ginger jam, you say... color me well and truly intrigued
One could jam anything as long as there is ginger involved...
Well, that didn't quite turn out as I thought it would...
Oh well.
I have worked as a translator on the packaging and instructions for several canned breads in the past but could never be bothered to be curious enough to look up what they might look like. And now I stumble across it in my free time.
the snark with the can opener in this episode is absolutely delightful lol
the translation reminds me of scammers that have less than one year of english experience
Love the thought that you thought google translate was going to work, you could have asked the dog and got a better answer. Hahaha
lol. I knew it wouldn't, but I get a lot of people suggesting it.
Entertainingly inefficient
I never knew you were a poet 🤣🤣🤣
You're a man of varied talents!