The true Shitstorm was Woolie's lust for speed and aerodynamic all along. Sacrifice those animals! Jetpack? Air Dash? Grappling hooks? This is Woolie's Dream Game. *JESUS FUCK.*
That discussion about going into heaven is so animation worthy. All I could think of was Kamina shouting "Oi oi oi oI OI OI OI!" while riding a TOWER OF TRUCKS instead of molepigs up towards heaven, with St. Peter desperatly locking down the pearly gates.
"that must mean the developers can see you!" No joke, the devs for this do have a back door in this and can mess about with anyone while they're streaming. They can write messages on the screen, change textures and colours, turn off gravity, etc. It's really cool how much they interact with fans.
Search for the Hori Tactical assault commander. its a pretty unique keypad/controller hybrid that has a dedicated walk button. They also have the HORI tactical pro which a bit different that the other one a me tioned. Both of them are pretty unique basically combining mouse, keyboard and a controller.
It's a bizzare abomination involving holding the mouse in his right hand, a DS4 in his left hand, and using _pedals_ for the character skills. All because he didn't think to just put some athletic tape on the tops of his WASD keys (or practice for like, 30 minutes).
I want fan art of Woolie storming the gates of Heaven on a grand caravan of trucks with Saint Peter sweating in fear of Woolie's true determination. We all know we don't want this, we effing NEED this
Clustertrucks is actually a secret pilot game for Katherine 2: Cathy. In which our truck driver hero is married to a chain smoking, cheap wine drinking, mother of 4, named Kathy. He then stops at a truck stop diner where he meets a trashy, crop-top-Daisy-Duke-wearing, bar-dancing girl called Cathy and has scandalous trucker sex with her. Then, while sleeping in his truck, he has dreams of having to escape hell and get to heaven through an increasingly difficult set of truck-jumping trials.
Woolie's movements are so timid! you can easily clear two truck lengths with one sprinting jump, but he always stopped himself midair and only went 1 truck at a time. I'd love to see a followup video after he's gotten more comfortable with the controls.
I feel the themes of this game invoke how even great strength can lead to horrible despair. Think about it. You are the one human worthy to survive in the world of trucks. Any goal, companion or identity you once had has been long lost to the wasteland, but you yourself survived, and you instinctively continue to do so, mindlessly, without any passion, like an animal. Any meaning in this person's life has been lost to, ironically, their skill at staying alive. The fail states are likely meant to be part of her ability to predict trajectories and paths along the cluster, as one would have to possess immense foresight to successfully perform such consistently dangerous parkour. She may even play out these incredibly vivid visions of doomed routes in her head just to get close to the taste of death, a release from the cycle that, even amidst her miserable, monotonous existence, she is still very much afraid of. Because of this, I feel as if the goal banners are part of her imagination, just a mental projection put in place to give herself some hollow motivation to keep going, something to achieve other than continuous, meaningless survival. If this keeps up, this will truly be the frighten-est Shitstorm of all.
Knew this was gonna be a one-off sometime in the future. In other news, has anybody seen how the developers interact with the people who stream this game? They basically hack their game and screw around with its various properties. It's hilarious.
Woolie wearing the LEAF suit, using 3D Maneuver Gears & Za Warudo to jump over trucks to get all the way to Valhalla ...how many cute animals were sacrificed for this?!
the amazing part about seeing woolie play, is that he refuses to question his playstyle and instead throws himself at a problem until he lucky teds it.... LIKE FOR FUCK SAKE LOOK DOWN MAN
I appreciate Woolie trying to get hype as he lazily sits on a truck that's slowly moving towards the goal. At least it's a different view of the game I suppose.
I said in a different thread that this has better characters than Omikron, and I want to build on that- characterization through mechanics. While there are no words, you actually get a strong impression for the two sides in this from the actions- the invisible jumper and the trucks. As the jumper, you are an entity defined by singular purpose- survival. You are faceless, nameless, voiceless, but s the threats of the world grow ever closer, you can only thrust your entire life and existence forward with a leap in the hopes of getting one step closer- one truck closer to the goal, one stage closer to the end of world, one world closer to the end. You are defined by a defiance against the flow of the world that has run astray, always gaining more powers simply to gain better tools to fight against an increasingly harsh and hostile world. The trucks, on the other hand, are defined by their herd mentality. Just like you, they are faceless- plain white with no identity. While the player is a singular, unique entity, the trucks are just one of many. They move forward as a single unit as a flowing stream attempting to reach their own goal. But, unlike the player, with the agency to recognize disaster and act to avert it, the trucks mindlessly move forward irregardless of the crash waves of trucks clumping together, and worse, they often simply lose sight of their own goal and go running off in a random tangent. The interrelation of the two 'characters' is also interesting. The trucks are ignorant of the jumper's existance, and hardly care if he is swat off with a stray branch. The jumper can originally go with the flow, since the 'group' originally seems to carry him to his own goals. But as your progress, you increasingly find that the trucks go off to futile ends, simply running off cliffs, never reaching the goal they sought. You have to not only switch between 'herds', seeking to find one that aids the pursuit of your own goals, but the trucks may even directly oppose your goals in their own blind march. This works as an interesting metaphor for the struggle of an individual against society. The individual moves towards his own goals, and hopes for the help of his social groups, but may have to seek new social groups when the old ones no longer help him, and he may even have to run in opposition to society. But no matter whether he feels that society is his enemy, the individual cannot survive without society. Just as you cannot ever reach your goal without at least some unwitting help from the trucks (since they help to shield you from other, larger forces of the environment), the individual cannot ever 'be an island' alone from society. Now compare this to david cage- people do stuff sometimes, although you hardly get a clear sense of their own purpose or path, and then they become info dumps for cage's masturbatory 4th wall breaking in the hope for EMOSHIONS!
This episode is too much. I wasn't ready for the Woolie Experience : Grandma Swamp edition so soon. Jesus Matt, at least wait till the mid 20's before you spring this shit on us.
Cluster Truck featuring Woolie as Za Woold, Matt as Spider-Man, and Liam as Smaller Truck Watch as they fuckthrough this world of trucks to prove their worth in order to get into Outer Heaven.
With all due respect given to Woolie, is it just me or does it seem like he forgets the fundamental concepts of movement in a virtual three dimensional space? Like moving the camera and yourself at the same time.
This is the most mouse and keyboard game ever made. It's about jumping from a moving object onto a movie object over a distance of hundreds of feet at 200 miles and hour. Let's use a controller, sure that'll be fine.
I knew about this game, I played the alpha, I didn't think it was worth $15, but now I know there's a grappling hook, how could I live without buying this game?
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The true Shitstorm was Woolie's lust for speed and aerodynamic all along.
Sacrifice those animals!
Jetpack? Air Dash? Grappling hooks? This is Woolie's Dream Game. *JESUS FUCK.*
Such a lust for bestiality?? aawwwwooooo, wooooooo!
Woolie is the true animal
WOULD YOU MURDER A BALD EAGLE FOR AN AIR DASH? FUCK YES YOU WOULD
I would gather 100 pounds of feathers for an Air Dash and Air Hike
+Joe Kewl i would air grab chaos dunk that eagle to achieve upward terminal velocity
Woolie's hype; Patt's rage; Matt's laugh; Liam's gun-jumping...these are the pillars.
♪These are a few of my favorite things♪
Pillar Men?
Pillars Of Salt.
But suddenly everything changed when the Fire Nation Attacked!
I dunno Woolie jumps the gun sometimes... especially when it's pressing R1
That discussion about going into heaven is so animation worthy. All I could think of was Kamina shouting "Oi oi oi oI OI OI OI!" while riding a TOWER OF TRUCKS instead of molepigs up towards heaven, with St. Peter desperatly locking down the pearly gates.
If only they played further into the game. I was hoping for a Full LP.
Welcome back to Woolie: The Experience.
_"This is the Woolie Build!"_
At least it's not Woolie Experience Requiem
Made for YOU
Anime is Liam's life story
Clustertruck is Woolie's
nah, this game looks too clean
Man, Mirro's Edge: Catalyst sure took a TRUCKING weird turn.
"that must mean the developers can see you!" No joke, the devs for this do have a back door in this and can mess about with anyone while they're streaming. They can write messages on the screen, change textures and colours, turn off gravity, etc. It's really cool how much they interact with fans.
The banter between Matt and Woolie during this video just makes me laugh. I love these guys.
How many sick truck jumps can you do in the stopped time?
As many times as one can truck a bondage chan ;P
*9 trucks have passed*
The Trucks have started to move.
There are not enough jumps across the infinite universe until you touch your alternate self and explode.
+AfroMetalMizu That's a whole lotta trucking.
They are playing with controller. Somehow, remembering Woolie's abyssmal Overwatch set up, it doesn't even surprise me.
what was wrong with it specifically?
Being able to slow walk on PC. and freak everyone out sounds sick tho, I wish there was a mouse with a little analogue stick
Search for the Hori Tactical assault commander. its a pretty unique keypad/controller hybrid that has a dedicated walk button. They also have the HORI tactical pro which a bit different that the other one a me tioned. Both of them are pretty unique basically combining mouse, keyboard and a controller.
It's a bizzare abomination involving holding the mouse in his right hand, a DS4 in his left hand, and using _pedals_ for the character skills.
All because he didn't think to just put some athletic tape on the tops of his WASD keys (or practice for like, 30 minutes).
That'd be a sick way of proving your worth for going into heaven.
St. Peter: Hey, YOU, what are you doin' ova there?? Some SICK ASS SHIT that's what. Get the fuck in here.
YOU LOOK OKAY, GET IN!
Sometimes I forget how much I love Woolie.
I love this, it just feels like it's Woolie and Matt having fun live on camera
You must trust in the Heart of the Trucks
I activate my Trap Truck.........................................
*****
LOL, Egyptian God Trucks
Isn't that just Beast Wars?
+The Pickles+ ancient Egypt the root of all evil.
Well, duh. The Pillar Men.
Coming back to a personal favorite of mine after recovering from the news
RIP our 3 weird dads
This is just one big clusterfuck... I mean truck... I suck...luck. Lucky ted.
WHO?!?!
NANI!!?
yup darksouls 3 Lucky ted...That's the only Lucky ted we have ever had after all.
Oh boy!
Woolie hoped he'd get to live out his dream of being a truck, but instead he got to live out his other dream of being able to jump.
HEY WOOLIE!
BELIEVE IN THE TRUCK THAT BELIEVES IN YOU!
Haroldini Milo let your truck be the truck that pierces the heavens!!!
Believe in your own Truck-stice.
Okay, I was on board from minute one, but then they threw in bullet time and I felt myself enter the garden of madness.
did you not see SUPERTRUCK in the upgrades?
I want fan art of Woolie storming the gates of Heaven on a grand caravan of trucks with Saint Peter sweating in fear of Woolie's true determination. We all know we don't want this, we effing NEED this
I'm surprised this wasn't just 30 minutes of Woolie barfing.
For a guy that gets motion-sick easy, he sure does like to play games where the goal is to go fast.
Right?
Clustertrucks is actually a secret pilot game for Katherine 2: Cathy. In which our truck driver hero is married to a chain smoking, cheap wine drinking, mother of 4, named Kathy. He then stops at a truck stop diner where he meets a trashy, crop-top-Daisy-Duke-wearing, bar-dancing girl called Cathy and has scandalous trucker sex with her. Then, while sleeping in his truck, he has dreams of having to escape hell and get to heaven through an increasingly difficult set of truck-jumping trials.
Oh my God
Of course Woolie would be the one to play a game about mass destruction and death
Tsk tsk
I hear that Tsk Tsk in Avdol's voice and can only imagine the next words he utters to be "YES! I am!"
*I AM YES*
For a guy who loves speed and mobility, Woolie sure likes to stand still and play passively. ResidentSleeper
why must they use a controller in a game that forces you to bunny hop, strafe jumping and turn 180° every 2 seconds.
Because Woolie is behind the controls.
Welcome back to woolie uses the wrong control method because he's a huge coward.
Woolie doesn't know how to use the strange future tech that is a mouse.
The weird thing is Woolie was the one who thought using a controller would make the game play better, but Matt shot it down for some reason.
"I think the mouse would give you too much control"
-matt 7:50
Woolie's movements are so timid! you can easily clear two truck lengths with one sprinting jump, but he always stopped himself midair and only went 1 truck at a time.
I'd love to see a followup video after he's gotten more comfortable with the controls.
It's actually pretty funny that they say this is a journey to heaven when the last world is Hell.
DO NOT BECOME ADDICTED TO SPEED.
Stay in drugs.
Don't do school.
Hail Cage.
Nah man. He's gotta go fast.
I already resent its absence
I know Sandra Bullock is not that great but it is a decent enough movie.
Dana Yumikun
Cans of The Pickles? What more could you possibly need?
Only Woolie could play a game that requires constant movement with a double jump, a jetpack, a grapple hook, and an airdash and STILL not move.
Fun Fact: This game was going to be called Highway Fight Squad, but was changed during development
At this point Woolie's stand is just gonna be a pair of really strong legs.
Perfect for leaping up to windowsills to steal those pies.
I feel the themes of this game invoke how even great strength can lead to horrible despair. Think about it. You are the one human worthy to survive in the world of trucks. Any goal, companion or identity you once had has been long lost to the wasteland, but you yourself survived, and you instinctively continue to do so, mindlessly, without any passion, like an animal. Any meaning in this person's life has been lost to, ironically, their skill at staying alive.
The fail states are likely meant to be part of her ability to predict trajectories and paths along the cluster, as one would have to possess immense foresight to successfully perform such consistently dangerous parkour. She may even play out these incredibly vivid visions of doomed routes in her head just to get close to the taste of death, a release from the cycle that, even amidst her miserable, monotonous existence, she is still very much afraid of. Because of this, I feel as if the goal banners are part of her imagination, just a mental projection put in place to give herself some hollow motivation to keep going, something to achieve other than continuous, meaningless survival.
If this keeps up, this will truly be the frighten-est Shitstorm of all.
Chicken winger
*Sees woolie jumping and running in the distance* Me: *Sniff* What a majestic creature.
Woolie sounds so hype about this that I can't stop giggling.
This isn't omikron
But I'll take it.
there is better characterization and plot in this than omikron
Mighty Poggers welcome to Clustertruck by Quantic Dream
Anything as long as it's not Omikron...shitstorm saved them
Finally! Someone must see how hard the afterlife of a convoy is...Thak you Woolie!
Knew this was gonna be a one-off sometime in the future.
In other news, has anybody seen how the developers interact with the people who stream this game? They basically hack their game and screw around with its various properties. It's hilarious.
Woolie wearing the LEAF suit, using 3D Maneuver Gears & Za Warudo to jump over trucks to get all the way to Valhalla ...how many cute animals were sacrificed for this?!
Figured without another Shitstorm video, the comments would've been more of a Cluster -truck- Fuck
Eyyyyyyy
lmaooooooo
Dude your profile pic it's killing me.
mauro banegas Who's?
Oh sorry, the Rinko pic.
the amazing part about seeing woolie play, is that he refuses to question his playstyle and instead throws himself at a problem until he lucky teds it.... LIKE FOR FUCK SAKE LOOK DOWN MAN
Oh I get it, I was confused how he was having trouble looking around, then I realized he must be using X/A to jump instead of L1/LB. GJ Woolie
woolie's laughter beats ross' rage any day of the week
Use the trucking mouse Woolie. Your aiming is too trucking stiff!
Mouse? They're using Woolie's Xbox Elite controller.
Woolie, you suck at aiming! FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
I appreciate Woolie trying to get hype as he lazily sits on a truck that's slowly moving towards the goal. At least it's a different view of the game I suppose.
Woolie confirmed pupper??? BETTER BREAK THOSE BONES FAIRLY QUICKLY
This month is geared up to be the shittest of shitstorms, with an extra clustertruck thrown in.
AYY
finally, we get to see how Woolie gets to work
I said in a different thread that this has better characters than Omikron, and I want to build on that- characterization through mechanics.
While there are no words, you actually get a strong impression for the two sides in this from the actions- the invisible jumper and the trucks. As the jumper, you are an entity defined by singular purpose- survival. You are faceless, nameless, voiceless, but s the threats of the world grow ever closer, you can only thrust your entire life and existence forward with a leap in the hopes of getting one step closer- one truck closer to the goal, one stage closer to the end of world, one world closer to the end. You are defined by a defiance against the flow of the world that has run astray, always gaining more powers simply to gain better tools to fight against an increasingly harsh and hostile world.
The trucks, on the other hand, are defined by their herd mentality. Just like you, they are faceless- plain white with no identity. While the player is a singular, unique entity, the trucks are just one of many. They move forward as a single unit as a flowing stream attempting to reach their own goal. But, unlike the player, with the agency to recognize disaster and act to avert it, the trucks mindlessly move forward irregardless of the crash waves of trucks clumping together, and worse, they often simply lose sight of their own goal and go running off in a random tangent.
The interrelation of the two 'characters' is also interesting. The trucks are ignorant of the jumper's existance, and hardly care if he is swat off with a stray branch. The jumper can originally go with the flow, since the 'group' originally seems to carry him to his own goals. But as your progress, you increasingly find that the trucks go off to futile ends, simply running off cliffs, never reaching the goal they sought. You have to not only switch between 'herds', seeking to find one that aids the pursuit of your own goals, but the trucks may even directly oppose your goals in their own blind march. This works as an interesting metaphor for the struggle of an individual against society. The individual moves towards his own goals, and hopes for the help of his social groups, but may have to seek new social groups when the old ones no longer help him, and he may even have to run in opposition to society. But no matter whether he feels that society is his enemy, the individual cannot survive without society. Just as you cannot ever reach your goal without at least some unwitting help from the trucks (since they help to shield you from other, larger forces of the environment), the individual cannot ever 'be an island' alone from society.
Now compare this to david cage- people do stuff sometimes, although you hardly get a clear sense of their own purpose or path, and then they become info dumps for cage's masturbatory 4th wall breaking in the hope for EMOSHIONS!
So it's the spiritual successor to Lemmings?
Wow, this is more pretentious than David Cage.
Woolie Status: Witnessed
I enjoy all the Best Friends' personalities, but I think the Matt + Woolie episodes tend to be the happiest ones.
Woolie continues his blood magic griffith-like rampage to get a shine spark.
This episode is too much.
I wasn't ready for the Woolie Experience : Grandma Swamp edition so soon. Jesus Matt, at least wait till the mid 20's before you spring this shit on us.
Woolie just found his stand.
Jump On It!
Woolie's gone from "can't play fps's cause motion sickness" to "ALL THE MOTION BLUR AND MOVEMENT".
Oh so THATS why there's an Amiibo shortage?
RKO that truck for a save state.
This reminds me of how i used to pretend there was an invisible man jumping obstacles while i sat in the back of my parent's car
Glad to know I wasn’t the only one
Huh this game got better
Which means now it's a 11/10
Yet another version of, "Woolie drop your shield!"...
Woolie use your camera!
I never thought the Zaibatsu would ever play American Truck Simulator on this show!
Woolie keeps playing intensive first person games with controller and he's so slow to react and I'm just like
"USE A MOUSE AND KEYBOARD GODDAMMIT"
this is exactly what everyone wanted
This is the future the Aliens from Xcom promised Woolie in exchange for his betrayal of the rebellion
"I think this is heaven!"
Woolie, You couldn't be more wrong.
This game can't be as fun to play as it is to watch.
Kids, sacrifice your backpack of hamsters for more unethical superpowers, only then can you prove your truck-jumping worth to the Woolie gods.
its amazing how the most simple concepts for games are usually the most fun
I came in hoping this was a sequel to OmniBus.
This was better than I could have hoped for.
Welcome back to: Woolie can't move the camera and play the game at the same time adventures
"I think this is the journey to Heaven."
Really looking forward to when you get to World Nine, Wools.
For someone who loves running and jumping and going fast, woolie seems to like just standing on a truck and hoping it will carry him ...
That moment when you get just as hyped as they do to find out you get Abilities.
Cluster Truck featuring Woolie as Za Woold, Matt as Spider-Man, and Liam as Smaller Truck
Watch as they fuckthrough this world of trucks to prove their worth in order to get into Outer Heaven.
tbh Woolie needs a LOT more confidence when playing this lol. Some of the most painfully passive Clustertrucking I've seen in a while
Hey I remember seeing the developer posting the alpha for this on Reddit a long time ago. Good on him, he finished it.
Oh man I had never finished this episode before, so this is like a new Liam episode to me :')
With all due respect given to Woolie, is it just me or does it seem like he forgets the fundamental concepts of movement in a virtual three dimensional space? Like moving the camera and yourself at the same time.
FPS are not his bread and butter.
Are any type of games his bread and butter though? Woolie fake gamer guurl confirmed.
This game has you holding the jump button about 90% of the time, making it very hard to use the right stick to look around mid-jump.
It's not hard at all to use WASD and move a mouse while holding space bar. Just sayin'.
lots of people seem to forget that he LITERALLY DOES FORGET THE FUNDAMENTALS OF 3D SPACE, this is the guy who DOESNT KNOW LEFT FROM RIGHT
Woolie unable to use two analog sticks simultaneously confirmed.
This video made me buy this game . I'm high and this is the hypest shit ever
cluster truck has reintroduced Woolie to religion
Woolie has achieved a new title: Truckmaster.
Damn console players not naturally looking where they jump
U just imagine it. Its like magic
Yeah, change the FOV and try again. It changes from game to game so it's not easy to foresee where you're landing.
It just makes him suck. If he used the camera he might have done well.
gottagofastest it's not console players it's just Woolie. "JESUS CHRIST MOVE YOUR CAMERA!"
Even Matt told him to look down, it's pretty much just Woolie not doing it, naturally
the forests of Lordaeron whispered: "Clustertruck"
As Woolie scrambles to get his Mirror's Edge rocks off
*stares at internet speed*
I know dude. I know ;P I may have to call TWC to get a new modem or something
+AfroMetalMizu Now featuring Fury Road.
***** Which I still have yet to watch ;P
+AfroMetalMizu While you do that, they rub their nipples because you're fucked.
This game needs more Truck Nuts.
Woolie, being what he was always meant to be: a Truck
Woolie "first person games make me sick" madden
Woolie getting hype gives me new life for Omikron to take away.
This game is the alternate ending to Maximum Overdrive, when the Green Goblin truck wins! I hope you play the Super Hot version of this.
Best playthrough of this game yet.
Shadow Jessica Parker: Lord of All Horses killed me lmfao. You guys are great.
Woolie, you have to look where you jump, man.
I want to see Woolie mess around with the orange and blue gels in Portal 2.
This is the most mouse and keyboard game ever made. It's about jumping from a moving object onto a movie object over a distance of hundreds of feet at 200 miles and hour.
Let's use a controller, sure that'll be fine.
They could at least have bound jump to the bumpers so he could look around (shitty analog stick look, but still).
I feel like woolies gravestone should just be play through of this game on repeat
Today we see Woolie, trying to play a game using a controller with only one hand...
We need fan art of Woolie as a dog running really fast after a jump suit.
I knew about this game, I played the alpha, I didn't think it was worth $15, but now I know there's a grappling hook, how could I live without buying this game?
Damn, you guys are doing the lords work. And by that I mean, selling me video games that I would have never known existed.
I think this may be the most quotable Woolie's ever been.
I really love this game and watching these guys play it is even better.