MBMBaM - Damn Girl, You Got Me Dying

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  • Опубликовано: 1 фев 2025

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  • @capriottimultimedia
    @capriottimultimedia 6 лет назад +265

    The visual of Griffin skipping no beats saying "Listen bitch" in response to the verbalization of the name of a squash elevates my mood

  • @toastysalt7160
    @toastysalt7160 7 лет назад +235

    "my extremities are gettin' cold, girl" is the single best fucking sentence to ever come out of a Mcelroy brother besides "i think dogs should vote"

    • @TigerBears11
      @TigerBears11 6 лет назад +19

      You’re forgetting “Donde esta los Thunderlizards”.

    • @lucasrickard1
      @lucasrickard1 3 года назад +11

      "That's a funny trick to play on God!"

  • @juxhex
    @juxhex 2 года назад +33

    it's been years and "it's getting dark girl" still makes me go into hysterics every single time

  • @hotanubis3661
    @hotanubis3661 4 года назад +148

    I am in real tears “are you... very fat and jaundiced?”

  • @Ahkmedren
    @Ahkmedren 4 года назад +76

    I had to listen to "hey pumpkin~." "LISTEN BITCH" a few times. I can't stop laughing omg

  • @faroshscale
    @faroshscale 5 лет назад +92

    This was my first mbmbam experience and it was the best possible introduction to the show

  • @aloe9372
    @aloe9372 6 лет назад +217

    The funniest commentary on police brutality out there

    • @sylph8005
      @sylph8005 4 года назад +17

      Watch the Monster Factory Saint's Row episode

    • @pinkfloydguy7781
      @pinkfloydguy7781 3 года назад +5

      @@sylph8005 What’s up.... criminal

  • @Ipherix
    @Ipherix 5 лет назад +293

    *was daddy speeding?*

  • @christalcavanaugh
    @christalcavanaugh 4 года назад +84

    I’m not especially girly by choice, but when people in the service industry say something like “what can I get you darling?” Or “here you go miss!” It just melts my heart 🥰

    • @halcyonacoustic7366
      @halcyonacoustic7366 3 года назад +6

      If a man calls me sir in the right way I am completely disarmed.

    • @elisecode2212
      @elisecode2212 2 года назад +2

      oh i don't like when strangers use terms of endearment

    • @clanofclams2720
      @clanofclams2720 Год назад

      ​@@elisecode2212 seems like a you problem

  • @waywrdvagabond1710
    @waywrdvagabond1710 7 лет назад +118

    my laughter physically hurt my face and stomach

  • @dennis_duran
    @dennis_duran 4 года назад +38

    I was waiting for someone to shout “GET ON THE GROUND SWEAT PEA!”

  • @lauryngibson1871
    @lauryngibson1871 2 года назад +5

    this is my favorite mbmbam bit of all time I think

  • @caen9873
    @caen9873 7 лет назад +189

    As someone who calls strangers "sweetheart" and sometimes "sweetie", I wonder if the people I talk to are having similar thoughts. Like, I'm not trying to fuck you, I'm just trying to be a cool person who's nice!

    • @TheTetrapod
      @TheTetrapod 7 лет назад +36

      If you don't have a southern accent and/or are of an age to be that person's mom, they probably think that you want it. Sorry.

    • @caen9873
      @caen9873 7 лет назад +6

      Noooooooo

    • @turnerturner6311
      @turnerturner6311 7 лет назад +5

      I have a Southern accent. Safe!

    • @Robocopnik
      @Robocopnik 5 лет назад +7

      Don't do that.

    • @clanofclams2720
      @clanofclams2720 Год назад +1

      ​@@Robocopnikstop speaking, let them do it more

  • @yourgatekeeper7234
    @yourgatekeeper7234 7 лет назад +26

    hearing griffin say bitch is so jarring

  • @lizmartin9254
    @lizmartin9254 7 лет назад +58

    griffin is a sweetie

  • @foolmoon64
    @foolmoon64 5 лет назад +18

    oh my god this is now one of my favorite things ever im crying skfjgj

  • @Simon74
    @Simon74 7 лет назад +101

    I want Griffin to ask me: "Are you extremely fat?"

  • @leahschrum2461
    @leahschrum2461 5 лет назад +23

    hey bby i dont what to go to jail

  • @jjju3
    @jjju3 7 лет назад +48

    3:50 the best interaction any 3 human beings have had ever begins here

  • @jackferry226
    @jackferry226 7 лет назад +119

    it's real good to have this episodes/"highlights" up here. It really shows how our favourite boys have grown as people! Everyone changes, and everyone grows, and it's especially good if it's people with an audience like these guys!

    • @mullet188
      @mullet188 7 лет назад +27

      This is one of the best bits, I can't even think of why you think this clip is problematic.

    • @hithere5039
      @hithere5039 6 лет назад +9

      Three white men: Jokes about police brutality using an accent
      You, for some reason: How could this be bad

    • @crowstrive1426
      @crowstrive1426 6 лет назад

      Thank you Jack Ferry for your positivity ✌

    • @harmonlanager2670
      @harmonlanager2670 6 лет назад +14

      hi there Joking about something does not inherently mean they excuse it.

    • @hithere5039
      @hithere5039 6 лет назад +2

      Harmon Lanager No, it just means they find it funny or appropriate enough to joke about it

  • @laurafrakinroslin
    @laurafrakinroslin 6 лет назад +241

    The boys are wrong on this one; if a friend who actually cares about you calls you something that makes you uncomfortable say something. It can be an awkward conversation and you have to be diplomatic but it can result in both a stronger friendship and you not being skeeved out six times a day

    • @5PointPowerSword
      @5PointPowerSword 5 лет назад +46

      I think they're just suggesting a different way of looking at it. The person was assuming it was flirtatious. Maybe if they think of it as just a friendly gesture it won't make them uncomfortable anymore. Obviously if it still does then they should say something.

    • @christalcavanaugh
      @christalcavanaugh 4 года назад +11

      It’s not a friend it’s a coworker

    • @DimT670
      @DimT670 4 года назад +29

      Its also important to mention that he himself doenst mind, but he is afraid that someone else will. They are saying that its fine for someone else to call you the same thing that your so happens to call you. if he had said he minded their take would have been different.

    • @Mical2001
      @Mical2001 4 года назад +11

      This. I was going to comment this exact thing. Kinda odd that it's pretty much universally seen as bad if a guy does it to a girl, but if a girl does it to someone or someone does it to a guy it isn't seen as that big a deal :/

    • @LitoLopez
      @LitoLopez 4 года назад +6

      The boys are wrong on just about every question I think

  • @karabirb
    @karabirb 4 года назад +121

    I cannot decide if this bit has aged incredibly well or incredibly poorly

  • @CaedusDeorum
    @CaedusDeorum 5 лет назад +30

    I need some you-tality

  • @yenee94
    @yenee94 6 лет назад +12

    And I honestly don't see anything wrong with this goof. It's fucking hilarious tho.

  • @yenee94
    @yenee94 6 лет назад +15

    My favorite goof in the whole show... damn the imagery

  • @angeljesso
    @angeljesso 4 года назад +7

    One of those people flirting with the cop sounded like Clevland Brown

  • @flower-yl6iw
    @flower-yl6iw 5 лет назад +26

    pumpkin isn't really flirty, i call my bestie that

    • @risipieces
      @risipieces 5 лет назад +9

      yeah like, my dad and uncles call me pumpkin? pumpkin, melon, ham/ham and cheese, pickle- yea maybe it’s just cause my family is full of chefs

  • @mattskibaismylove
    @mattskibaismylove 7 лет назад +76

    I just started listening to mbmbam from the beginning and i love them
    I don't see the problem people seem to have with this clip and generally their early episodes. Could someone explain for me?

    • @Providence83
      @Providence83 7 лет назад +37

      Tyler Banks no clue. Maybe they don't find them tactful? General guess is people like to bitch.

    • @JohnSmith-bg2yu
      @JohnSmith-bg2yu 7 лет назад +58

      an ever-growing number of people (specifically people who have an accent similar to the one they use in this goof) have been murdered by police because they were speeding, because they didn't use their turn signal, because they reached into their glovebox for their insurance papers too quickly, etc. the second half of this goof is a dark parody of their dying moments.
      is the bit funny? a little. is it incredibly morbid and dark? hell yeah. most people don't enjoy laughing at jokes that are about innocent people being murdered.

    • @ashpotatoes94
      @ashpotatoes94 7 лет назад +43

      Well, first this was back in 2010. Second, their accents just sounded like inconsistent 'southern belle' voices, not anything else. Like, I completely understand the point you are making but there was definitely no intent to belittle the plights of poc's interactions with cops.

    • @warren_waters
      @warren_waters 6 лет назад +25

      biggestfanever1 You can be tone-deaf without intending. In fact that's usually how it happens

    • @crowstrive1426
      @crowstrive1426 6 лет назад +5

      @@warren_waters yeah exactly
      To add onto biggestfanever1's comment I agree that I don't think they were directly intending to make police-caused deaths of poc into a joke, I believe this is just a situation where the joke itself is bad even though the intent behind it is innocent goofs (even if morbid)
      But it is alright to point out that the joke is bad. We just have to make sure not to jump to conclusions. I.e. we shouldn't think like 'they made a joke that sounded racist > They are bad people' cause thats Very black and white. We have more context than that to see who they are as people, yknow? So I agree I don't think there was ill intent/I don't think they thought about it that hard.
      Besides, if someone had stopped them there and pointed it out, and they had thought about it, I think they'd come to the conclusion that 'hey... that's not the best goof to make'.
      Even in the past the McElBoys were smart, even if they got carried away on the goof train and didn't stop to think about it
      (Edit: fixed a little grammar, it's 1 AM forgive me)

  • @jarroddobben
    @jarroddobben 4 года назад +7

    the real ish is that people are worried about being called whipped, aka dedicated to a relationship??? yea you got me i love my partner fucking got me

    • @proxyprone
      @proxyprone 3 года назад +3

      Whipped is more extreme then just respecting your partners wishes and doing things that make them happy. Whipped is when you do everything your partner wants without regard for your own happiness to the point where the relationship is unbalanced and unhealthy.

  • @ahhhfakemonsters
    @ahhhfakemonsters 7 лет назад +189

    you know, listening to this, I'm glad the brothers did not start TAZ in 2011. because I have a feeling it would have been a much different podcast

    • @mullet188
      @mullet188 7 лет назад +14

      Why? I think they still have the same humor? Griffin might be different. I love this bit, though.

    • @Jiemboh
      @Jiemboh 7 лет назад +46

      They grew a lot after listening to their viewers.

    • @mullet188
      @mullet188 7 лет назад +7

      Jiemboh grew how? Like comedy wise?

    • @Jiemboh
      @Jiemboh 7 лет назад +35

      Anna D'Ercole As people in general. Their fan base really opened their eyes a bit.

    • @mullet188
      @mullet188 7 лет назад +9

      Jiemboh what does that have to do with this bit?

  • @nataliedavis7920
    @nataliedavis7920 4 года назад +9

    This is hitting different today, that's for sure

  • @k.a.u.4599
    @k.a.u.4599 4 года назад +21

    One more shitty take, from me:
    I felt it was clear that they were acting as if they personally were the people in the interaction with the police, exaggerating their own southern accents for the bit. Not all black americans have a southern accent, y'all. And I felt that the point of going There with it was using humour to draw attention to the ridiculousness and shittiness of overreaction by the police - in the style of Mel Brooks constantly making fun of Nazi's in his comedy - hus philosophy was that if we make the oppressors a punchline, they lose some of their power as a serious subject. There's also a tone in this bit of the idea that 50 year old white man with power is usually the one down-talking (to women, etc.) with pet names, so flipping the script to talk down to that party in that manner is a comic subversion of power dynamics which I really appriciate.
    I don't feel there's anything in this bit that they should have done differently at the time it was made. Now, yes probably - but to shy away from serious subjects such as police brutality in comedy feeds into fear. Satire is a great way to collectively reduce the power of an oppressor.

    • @subtleusername5475
      @subtleusername5475 2 года назад +1

      yup, definitely a stupid take. you didn't add anything.

  • @TheSquonkOfPillingerForest
    @TheSquonkOfPillingerForest 2 года назад

    3:57

  • @gumbatlal
    @gumbatlal 4 года назад +14

    Joking about something doesn’t mean that they’re okay with it, calm down everyone.

    • @em.1633
      @em.1633 4 года назад +4

      Jokes can still be harmful by normalizing things like that. Also, there's a million other possible things to be funny about without using that kind of discourse, which the brothers have proven over the years as they've grown and stopped talking like that while remaining hilarious.

    • @gumbatlal
      @gumbatlal 4 года назад +3

      Em. Yeah, you’re right, I just didn’t want to feel bad about finding this funny.

    • @em.1633
      @em.1633 4 года назад +1

      @@gumbatlal You don't have to! Old stuff is old stuff. They've changed for the better since then.

    • @anthonyhernandez4266
      @anthonyhernandez4266 4 года назад +2

      @@em.1633 Um no. There are a million different things that can be funny and this is one of them. Trying to say "you have so many options for jokes. Cant you just not use this one that i especially care about? Thanks." is really silly. Theyve talked about stuff like brutally mutilating horses many times before and no one is over reacting about it as if theyre being serious. Yes jokes can be harmful and they can also not be harmful. Just like trying to stop people from talking about certain topics can be extremely dangerous, but you dont care about any of that do you? Is this joke supposed to be harmful? How exactly? People always try to use "normalizing things" as some kind of excuse to control what other people are aloud to talk about which is bullshit. What exactly is the harm that they are causing? Describe it in detail, dont just assume something bad must be happening as a result of people telling jokes. And no, they havent "grown" or "changed for the better" since then as if to imply that they were bad people before but they fixed themselves so its ok to like them now. If youre really going to judge them like this because you didnt like a stupid joke then youre an asshole. Grow up.

    • @Wolf99555
      @Wolf99555 4 года назад +1

      @@anthonyhernandez4266 being uncomfortable with thing is a normal part of being an adult dude, you need to grow up and realize that

  • @tobikms1709
    @tobikms1709 4 года назад +15

    I got yelled at by a customer for saying Hun once. mind you I call everyone Hun. wait until this dude goes to the south. he'll have a field day yelling at innocent unsuspecting people

    • @MrPenguinFingers
      @MrPenguinFingers 4 года назад +3

      Was he actually an ancient Eastern European nomad though??

    • @elisecode2212
      @elisecode2212 2 года назад

      ugh i'll add that to the long list of reasons not to go there

    • @clanofclams2720
      @clanofclams2720 Год назад

      ​@@elisecode2212 the hell is with you

  • @Terminallyridiculous
    @Terminallyridiculous 3 года назад +1

    I second calling everyone nicknames all the the time

  • @Hartofafool
    @Hartofafool 3 года назад +6

    everyone talking about the police thing
    but honestly I'm still focused on the fact at the asker worrying about being thought of as being "whipped" isn't a big flag about what kind of guy he is
    and also like... if a person is really uncomfortable they can absolutely say "hey sorry that makes me a bit uncomfortable"

    • @darkokat
      @darkokat 2 месяца назад

      Yeah except he said he doesn't mind. Grow up people

  • @Zephyr9s
    @Zephyr9s 4 года назад +7

    Bro I had this playing in the background while I was doing something so I wasn’t really listening and hearing Justin say “fix your ketones” make me physically gag and cringe. It was like being in my endo’s office after a bad three months on my A1C (T1D btw)

  • @elisecode2212
    @elisecode2212 2 года назад +1

    ok i'm very much of the opinion that being offensive isn't funny and if that's what all your "humour" is, you just want to be mean and dismiss criticism by calling it a joke but that is not what's happening here. the joke was "wouldn't it be funny if people talked to police officers--who are usually present in serious situations--in a flirtatious way". not "wouldn't it be funny if police terrorized innocent people". i agree that you shouldn't joke at the expense of victims but i don't agree that you can't even reference serious topics.

  • @zach7482
    @zach7482 6 лет назад

    "Hey, Pumpkin~"
    "LISTEN BITCH!"

  • @marveltard
    @marveltard 6 лет назад +56

    The amount of people in this comment section missing the issue with a human being murdered by a police officer being a touchy subject is incredible, especially since its clear most of then are doing it on purpose. Stop acting ignorant. You can still enjoy this dark humour bit without having to belittle anyone.

    • @TigerBears11
      @TigerBears11 6 лет назад +27

      birbfanchannel tighto - But you’re missing the bigger issue: It’s a goof, and people are acting as if these good boys have committed an act of terrorism.

    • @marveltard
      @marveltard 6 лет назад +7

      +Tiger Bears Nah.

    • @TigerBears11
      @TigerBears11 6 лет назад +18

      birbfanchannel tighto - Woah, nice one man! Can’t believe I didn’t think of that one myself.

    • @marveltard
      @marveltard 6 лет назад +4

      +Tiger Bears Are you done?

    • @TigerBears11
      @TigerBears11 6 лет назад +22

      birbfanchannel tighto - If you mean am I done talking to someone who is over sensitive and is living with what seems like a slight superiority complex, I’d sure like to be. I’d also like a response that doesn’t sound like it is from a 10 year old, but we can’t get everything we want in life.

  • @blujay1294
    @blujay1294 4 года назад

    It is kinda hurting though? Regardless of how the person is taking it, if it makes them uncomfortable, say something. If they're a good person, they'll accept that, if not, fuck em anyway.

  • @MsQjoe
    @MsQjoe 4 года назад +1

    Not sure if this bit has aged well in June of 2020 or not....

  • @jessiesebia9228
    @jessiesebia9228 6 лет назад +7

    This was sooo uncomfortable and funny at the police officer bit. I am cringing. But like a crash, its hard to turn away.

  • @TheRealKLT
    @TheRealKLT 3 года назад +3

    For all the soapboxing in the comments, I thought this would be worse, when actually it's just *slightly* in poor taste. Does everyone know that they can listen to something and think, "Hm, this one isn't for me," without grandstanding about it? Just wondering.

  • @Mcwollybob
    @Mcwollybob Год назад +1

    It's sad how especially fatphobic they were for past episodes, and also sad that they still are fatphobic sometimes

  • @purplebunn
    @purplebunn 4 года назад +1

    Oop

  • @snoixalicious
    @snoixalicious 3 года назад

    this is just boomhauer if he spoke clearly and was incredibly unlucky

  • @vickilacroix6410
    @vickilacroix6410 8 лет назад +163

    Wow, this goof has *not* aged well.

    • @swirlingboredom
      @swirlingboredom 8 лет назад +96

      Euler hopepunk I didn't agree with their "advice" for the first half. but the second half of the clip is my favorite segment of MBMBAM yet. to be fair I am only on episode 78. but the idea of them talking to a middle aged male cop like this while being arrested is the best!

    • @ramseyhunt4617
      @ramseyhunt4617 8 лет назад +25

      Yeah, a few of theirs hasn't. It's been a while and they've changed though.

    • @WhatDoesDStandFor
      @WhatDoesDStandFor 8 лет назад +18

      Their old stuff hasn't aged very well, it's a lot grosser and raunchier. Oh well.

    • @yellowtheyellow
      @yellowtheyellow 8 лет назад +52

      The one about furries sounds like it came from an alternate reality, considering how griffin is now.

    • @sophiehannah5139
      @sophiehannah5139 8 лет назад +62

      One of my favorite things about old mbmbam is the episode directly after the episode with the furry rant, becuase they spent like 90% of the episode continuously apologizing for not understanding furries

  • @hithere5039
    @hithere5039 6 лет назад +10

    If you have to ask what is wrong with this clip when they spell it out for you that they are joking about police brutality, you are only pretending not to know or you are just that out of touch.

    • @coffin7904
      @coffin7904 4 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @hithere5039
      @hithere5039 4 года назад

      @Cole Tynan IDK, why don't you figure it out, if you care so much about a comment I made a long time ago? If you rub some of those brain cells of yours together though, I'm sure you can come to a conclusion.

    • @clanofclams2720
      @clanofclams2720 Год назад +1

      "Joking" being the key word there.

  • @perciusmandate
    @perciusmandate 7 лет назад +31

    Just ask her to stop? Also should we address the main problem of you clearly being attracted to her, and that's what's actually making you uncomfortable?

    • @marveltard
      @marveltard 6 лет назад +3

      ikr?

    • @lunammoon8503
      @lunammoon8503 6 лет назад +8

      I mean. It's not like the show claims to give good advice. Every episode literally begins by them saying that "the McElroy brothers are not experts and their advice should never be followed". No one sends emails to the mbmbam boys actually expecting good advice,

    • @mortalitymyass9732
      @mortalitymyass9732 6 лет назад +3

      Nextralife right?? He literally said that she was cute in the question. All he was worried about was his girlfriend finding out.

    • @TigerBears11
      @TigerBears11 6 лет назад +11

      MortalityMyAss - You know that calling someone cute doesn’t mean you’re attracted to them to the point of wanting to leave your girlfriend, right? I have a friend who has been in a multiple year long relationship with a girl, and he’s as straight as it gets, but he will agree with things like the fact that Chris Hemsworth looks like he was sculpted by the gods. Say that he knew Chris Hemsworth knew him and started calling him by the same nicknames as his girlfriend. Would it make him uncomfortable because he acknowledges that Chris Hemsworth is beautiful? No. Will it make him uncomfortable for the reasons stated by the question asker? Yes.
      To put it simply, there’s a difference between being attracted to someone and acknowledging that they are attractive or cute.

    • @asmrtpop2676
      @asmrtpop2676 6 лет назад +5

      Tiger Bears Because people who are in relationships usually don’t clarify if whether or not someone is cute-BUT I AM OBVIOUSLY NOT INTERESTED. There was literally 0 reason for him to mention this woman being cute, especially in this context.

  • @SgtWally
    @SgtWally Год назад +1

    The boys are so sweet and innocent. Not only can female coworkers intentionally and overtly flirt with you knowing you are married, but I've known a few who would go so far as find what pet name your girl uses on social media to specifically use for you at work to intentionally get your attention and cause jealousy while hiding behind plausible deniability of "just being nice". Women can be just as savage and manipulative as men, only smarter. Kills me how often these boys put women on a pedestal just because they aren't as belligerent and violent. Keep your heart three stacks!!!

  • @Heavenly9999
    @Heavenly9999 7 лет назад +8

    Not my proudest fap

  • @ttttillermand
    @ttttillermand 6 лет назад +24

    Wow people in the comment section are overly sensitive.

  • @risipieces
    @risipieces 5 лет назад +4

    okay, first half is a bit of a yikes, the second half is a BIG YIKES but also i choked and cried and almost died hearing griffin scream “LISTEN BITCH” it was NOT expected i was screaming

  • @GooseMessiah
    @GooseMessiah 5 лет назад +8

    Thanks, i hate the police bit

  • @dumbalek6001
    @dumbalek6001 6 лет назад +6

    The begging had me in stitches but the end woof. Uncomfortable.
    I'm so glad they grew so much

  • @majiira
    @majiira 7 лет назад +21

    yikes

  • @runeanonymous9760
    @runeanonymous9760 5 лет назад +9

    The real uncomfortable thing in this is how they’re just telling a man to just ignore the sexual harassment that he’s experiencing at work? I don’t think that their reactions would be the same if they the genders were reversed…

    • @StormBurnX
      @StormBurnX 4 года назад +22

      Breaking news: local RUclips commenter is too fake-woke to realize or admit that there’s an entire major portion of America that calls people (esp. strangers) common nicknames on a daily basis
      Next on the news: someone was smiled at and now they’re filing sexual harassment charges

    • @christalcavanaugh
      @christalcavanaugh 4 года назад +12

      SEXUAL HARASSMENT?????? Are you shitting me? “Pumpkin” is what you would call a child or a younger friend. If ANYTHING it is cutesy or romantic but probably not even that. It MIGHT be slightly flirting but it is in NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM sexual. Get your head out of your ass because you accuse yourself of sexual harassment

    • @DimT670
      @DimT670 4 года назад +3

      i mean calling someone calling you pumkin sexual harassment is bit much. Im not saying it cant be, it depends, but the person in the question himself said it didnt make him uncomfortable, he said he was afraid his girlfriend might take issue with it. Which is why the bois said he should not ask her to stop. If he had said hey this girl calls me pumkin and i myself am uncomfortable their advice would be different.

    • @coffin7904
      @coffin7904 4 года назад +9

      Jesus fucking christ Rune no it's not sexual harassment

    • @clanofclams2720
      @clanofclams2720 Год назад

      This is insanity, what you've written here.

  • @johnmann9081
    @johnmann9081 4 года назад +2

    Oof, this one didn’t age well lol

  • @braindeadgenius2
    @braindeadgenius2 4 года назад +1

    ...this didn't age super well, lol