Sand man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand Sand man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip Sand man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the ocean Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, take me by the hand lead me to the land That you understand Ocean man The crust is elusive when it casts forth To the childlike man Ocean man The crust of a tan man abide by the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Ocean man can you see thru the wonder of amazement At the open land Ocean man The sequence of a life form raised in the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Ocean man The crust of a tan man abide by the sand...
_sock_ those movies still ARENT bad, they may not be original series good, but thats because those movies have a nostalgic value, the only movie i find completly dumb is the new one, about Han Solo and his "origin story", Rogue One on the other hand is good, realistic, the one before and after it, alright, not bad, certainly better than anyone else could do
All the comments are just people singing all the songs that are about the sandman, it’s really cool seeing everyone collaborate on that it’s really nice, even if it’s not completely relatable to asmr this community is really amazing
Say your prayers, little one Don't forget, my son To include everyone I tuck you in, warm within Keep you free from sin Till the Sandman he comes Sleep with one eye open Gripping your pillow tight Exit light Enter night Take my hand We're off to Never-, Neverland Something's wrong, shut the light Heavy thoughts tonight And they aren't of Snow White Dreams of war, dreams of liars Dreams of dragon's fire And of things that will bite Sleep with one eye open Gripping your pillow tight Exit light Enter night Take my hand We're off to Never-, Neverland Now I lay me down to sleep Pray the Lord my soul to keep If I die before I wake Pray the Lord my soul to take Hush little baby, don't say a word And never mind that noise you heard It's just the beasts under your bed In your closet, in your head Exit light Enter night Grain of sand Exit light Enter night Take my hand We're off to Never-, Neverland We're off to Never-, Neverland Take my hand We're off to Never-, Neverland Take my hand We're off to Never-, Neverland We're off to Never-, Neverland We're off to Never-, Neverland We're off to Never-, Neverland
Reason salty, as salt dissolves in water and so getting rinsed would take care of the issue. Sand doesn’t do that, it sticks everywhere and doesn’t dissolve and it’s just a real rough time
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream (bung, bung, bung, bung) Make him the cutest that I've ever seen (bung, bung, bung, bung) Give him two lips like roses and clover (bung, bung, bung, bung) Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over Sandman, I'm so alone (bung, bung, bung, bung) Don't have nobody to call my own (bung, bung, bung, bung) Please turn on your magic beam Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream Make him the cutest that I've ever seen Give him the word that I'm not a rover Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over Sandman, I'm so alone Don't have nobody to call my own Please turn on your magic beam Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream Mr. Sandman (yes) bring us a dream Give him a pair of eyes with a "come-hither" gleam Give him a lonely heart like Pagliacci And lots of wavy hair like Liberace Mr Sandman, someone to hold (someone to hold) Would be so peachy before we're too old So please turn on your magic beam Mr Sandman, bring us, please, please, please Mr Sandman, bring us a dream
my grandma used to put me to sleep with stories about the sand man and whenever she told me those stories i would always sleep nightmare free, i dont know why it was just like that
Just in time. Can I love you more Ephemeral Rift? I listen to a lot of ASMR videos but yours are my favorite so far. I feel you like the closest to me because of your ideas and life philosophy. Tonight I just got a lot of anxiety because of my exams at University and I saw you made a new video. I can't be more thankful.
This video was filmed in the wild on a solar powered video recorder and brought to you via a radio pole made from sticks, rope and uncle E’s last remaining WiFi package.
so I clicked on this video, randomly clicked at 9:26, clicked on a horror scary video, clicked back because it was too disturbing, and what do I get? Pleasant dreams. Yeah, _thanks_ PSA: I don't hate this channel, but the timing and convenient placing was the cherry on top I did not ask for. It feels like the universe is mocking me.
Mr sandman, you brought me a dream. ER’s the cutest that I’ve ever seen. He drew some lips, some roses and clovers, and made sure that my sleepless nights are over~~
MaxZilla Gaming Yeah, it could be either of the two, but i would say Metallica is more likely due to the fact that E.R. is a big fan of heavy rock and metal.
OMG this was crazy good ... I was just at Exit 0 leaving kind messages and pretty shells in the sand for people to find. Rubbing it this way is especially good for your feet. Makes your skin nice and smooth :)
I didn’t realize how late it was till I saw this video, when I opened I noticed I’m still awake at half past twelve. Oof. At least I don’t have school tomorrow, hopefully this will help me get to sleep!
I'm reading a book about archaeology in the Middle East and now I totally think this is what ancient builders did during their break times out in the desert constructing stuff. In cuneiform though. Thanks, er!
You have really good sandwriting.
ArchmageNydia I see what you did there ;3
clever :)
Puns
Badam tss
*Badum tss*
Sand man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Sand man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Sand man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the ocean
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Sad Pepe oshaman😍😂
Ocean man, bring me a dream
Make him the cutest, that I’ve ever seen
Give him two lips like roses and clover...
IS THAT A BINGOS PECULIAR JOURNEY REFERENCE!?
Ocean man, take me by the hand lead me to the land That you understand Ocean man The crust is elusive when it casts forth To the childlike man Ocean man The crust of a tan man abide by the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Ocean man can you see thru the wonder of amazement At the open land Ocean man The sequence of a life form raised in the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Ocean man The crust of a tan man abide by the sand...
I feel like saying, "*Oh*, Sand Man..." in each line would make this even funnier...and the correct amount of syllables.
The Sandman constantly switches between speaking normally and SHOUTING IN CAPITAL LETTERS.
You cannot unsee this.
i am sandman
guardian of the sands
To Poseidon: FUCK OFF
Ahh yes, poseidon. God of the sea and apparently horses. And honestly a doche once you get to know him.
I speak for the sand
THIS COMMENT THREAD YESSSSSSS
*_FUCK OFF_*
Something is off - the audio quality is a bit grainy.
MrSeagull budum, tss
Thats the point
Living is success?
Nigga
U better stop the sand jokes before I sand you back to sleep
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and it gets everywhere.
Ewan Walker Curse you! I was going to leave this comment, but you beat me to it by one measly minute!
Ewan Walker Wait... why do I recognize that line?
Ewan Walker I was gonna say worst films, but the stuff that Disney churned out make it look like gold...
I AM THE SENATE
But not like here *non subtle lip bite*
_sock_ those movies still ARENT bad, they may not be original series good, but thats because those movies have a nostalgic value, the only movie i find completly dumb is the new one, about Han Solo and his "origin story", Rogue One on the other hand is good, realistic, the one before and after it, alright, not bad, certainly better than anyone else could do
All the comments are just people singing all the songs that are about the sandman, it’s really cool seeing everyone collaborate on that it’s really nice, even if it’s not completely relatable to asmr this community is really amazing
Exit light....enter night...take my hand.....we're off to never never land.
Robb K first comment lolz
THANK YOU
Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to access a computer. He almost caused a containment breach the last time
Insert Kirk Hammett solo here after “yeah-heh”.
It's over Anakin - I have the high ground
You underestimate my power
Relaxing in the sands of time
No one knows what it’s like,
To be a bad man,
To be a sand man...
A Random Opinion "and i blame you"
Anakin must hate this video
Jorge Rodriguez YESSS XD
So many people are not gonna get this comment xD
Jorge Rodriguez at this point, Spider-Man (Tom Holland) must hate this video too
But those of us that do feel very smug. :)
explain it.
Love this, the movements through the sand and the sounds are so relaxing, well done :)
I half expected a monster hand to slowly scuffle out of the sand at any moment. Awesome tingles, E.R. Another world beater! ^_^
Closets thing I’ll get to being on a beach this summer 😔
I went to a beach and the same day I was almost part of a fatal crash. I don’t travel often anymore.
Justin Suttill sorry to hear that I’m not much of a traveler either so I kinda know how you feel
🤣🤣🤣
this comment hits differently in 2020
Say your prayers, little one
Don't forget, my son
To include everyone
I tuck you in, warm within
Keep you free from sin
Till the Sandman he comes
Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to Never-, Neverland
Something's wrong, shut the light
Heavy thoughts tonight
And they aren't of Snow White
Dreams of war, dreams of liars
Dreams of dragon's fire
And of things that will bite
Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to Never-, Neverland
Now I lay me down to sleep
Pray the Lord my soul to keep
If I die before I wake
Pray the Lord my soul to take
Hush little baby, don't say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It's just the beasts under your bed
In your closet, in your head
Exit light
Enter night
Grain of sand
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to Never-, Neverland
We're off to Never-, Neverland
Take my hand
We're off to Never-, Neverland
Take my hand
We're off to Never-, Neverland
We're off to Never-, Neverland
We're off to Never-, Neverland
We're off to Never-, Neverland
this video made me more moist than the sand at 00:29:38
Spacetangerine yeah my puss is wetter than an umbrella april nawWhatIMean? Playa?
Naisu ?
39:20 , well then...
Mr Sandman
Man me a sand
Make it the cutest man car door hook hand.
...
Yes
I hate that I know where this is from
I already liked the video before it even played. I just know that this is going to be good.
Alright, time to sleep now.
_Mr. Sandman bring me a dream~_
*make him the cutest that I’ve ever seen~*
*Give him two lips~*
*Like roses and clover~*
*Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over~*
Sandman~
I’m so alone~
*Don't have nobody to call my own~*
*Please turn on your magic beam
~*
*Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream~*
Would you rather be salty
Or sandy
Reason salty, as salt dissolves in water and so getting rinsed would take care of the issue. Sand doesn’t do that, it sticks everywhere and doesn’t dissolve and it’s just a real rough time
Bi. Rios “I don’t like sand it’s coarse, rough, and it gets everywhere”
A n o n y m o u s samee
A n o n y m o u s perv
Reason sandy.
Sweeping over sand is one of the things that gives me the most tingles X) So thank you for this video! =)
Have you ever fallen asleep while making a video
@V Ashley I mean you can still relax/sleep to ASMR even if you don't get the tingles
Yeah I don’t get it either. But damn does it help me sleep.
Gaara ASMR
Invisible ASMR mood
lol
I have been looking for something like this for a year. Thank you. I love it. I know I'll listen everyday. Thank you!!!
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Give him two lips like roses and clover (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over
Sandman, I'm so alone (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Don't have nobody to call my own (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
Give him the word that I'm not a rover
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over
Sandman, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Mr. Sandman (yes) bring us a dream
Give him a pair of eyes with a "come-hither" gleam
Give him a lonely heart like Pagliacci
And lots of wavy hair like Liberace
Mr Sandman, someone to hold (someone to hold)
Would be so peachy before we're too old
So please turn on your magic beam
Mr Sandman, bring us, please, please, please
Mr Sandman, bring us a dream
I love sands so much like gonna crunch them on my mouth!!
Man this is so satisfying keep up the good work 😀😀
my grandma used to put me to sleep with stories about the sand man and whenever she told me those stories i would always sleep nightmare free, i dont know why it was just like that
Somebody get this man a zen garden made out of sand.
I like asmr but I rarely find videos that give me the ASMR feeling. This one did quickly. New favorite trigger. Thanks uncle E.
Just in time. Can I love you more Ephemeral Rift? I listen to a lot of ASMR videos but yours are my favorite so far. I feel you like the closest to me because of your ideas and life philosophy. Tonight I just got a lot of anxiety because of my exams at University and I saw you made a new video. I can't be more thankful.
This video was filmed in the wild on a solar powered video recorder and brought to you via a radio pole made from sticks, rope and uncle E’s last remaining WiFi package.
“I hate sand, it’s coarse, ruff, and it gets everywhere”- Everyone’s favorite edgy Jedi
You have some of the neatest handwriting I've ever seen whattheheck
Those messages are rather unsettling but the sounds are 👌😌👌
Another one to add to my collection. Absolutely loved it, not fussed about the writing but the rest was sublime, very tingly wingly :D
These videos bring peace to my soul
This is a sandsational video. Keep up the good work!
Always finding creative ways to make us sleep😴😴👍
30 seconds in and already so relaxing!
so I clicked on this video, randomly clicked at 9:26, clicked on a horror scary video, clicked back because it was too disturbing, and what do I get?
Pleasant dreams.
Yeah, _thanks_
PSA: I don't hate this channel, but the timing and convenient placing was the cherry on top I did not ask for. It feels like the universe is mocking me.
You are speaking to a professional insomniac here bud, no such luck.
I love sand and videos like this, fantastic. You should do a video on brooms/brushes and bristles and stuff!
true beauty is found in the simple things. thanks for this.
Enter sandman exit light
Josseph124 enter night
Take my hand
off to never never land
Metallica fuck yea
Now I am laid down to sleep
Pray the lord my soul to keep
If I die before I wake
Pray the lord my soul to take
Josseph124
APPLE PIEEEE
"Do not trust The Professor" hmmmmm
Sandman, fighter of the Rainman !
Champion of the Earth !
You´re a master of relaxation, and tingles for everyone !
Mr sandman, you brought me a dream. ER’s the cutest that I’ve ever seen. He drew some lips, some roses and clovers, and made sure that my sleepless nights are over~~
Sand me up baby. Sand me up.
RALPH!
Jackson animates DHA o hey
Hey.
**chuckles** I’m in danger.
I like men now
The writing at the beginning was my favorite part
"Sleep with one eye open" 👁️
Another Metallica-referencing ASMR video? 👍
Kyle Graslie always a welcome surprise
Hell yeah
Kyle Graslie or a Chordettes reference, Mr. Sandman Bring me a dream.
MaxZilla Gaming Yeah, it could be either of the two, but i would say Metallica is more likely due to the fact that E.R. is a big fan of heavy rock and metal.
Y e s
Liked before watching cause everything u do is awesome, creativity is off the charts!!!1
"Do not trust the professor"
*Draws a picture of the teacher in Arthur*
Every other comment: *related to sand*
Me, an intellectual: **PAUL'S BIG BEAUTIFUL HANDS APPRECIATION COMMENT**
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream (dam dam dam dam)
BongoDodo make him the cutest that I’ve ever seen (bam bam bam bum)
Oh man you're an ASMR god!! I love your work!
This is a very creative idea...like the sand man makes you go to sleep yet the asmr of the sand makes you go to sleep to
OMG this was crazy good ... I was just at Exit 0 leaving kind messages and pretty shells in the sand for people to find.
Rubbing it this way is especially good for your feet. Makes your skin nice and smooth :)
This sounds so good with very good headphones
Mr Sandman, how I have waited oh so long. Please bring me my sleep.
For those who don't know... The sandman is a mythical creature who would throw sand into someone's eye to make them fall asleep... Fittimg
:) do a detective story :P
Hey Rift, The sand color reminds me of "Steve" the potato of the nefarious organizations. May his soul rest in peace...
DONT TRUST THE PROFESSOR!!!!😭😭🤫
This was absolutely wonderful.
Holy refresh rate...
The first thing i did when i saw this video,i went down in comment section to see Enter Sandman referenced comments
I hoped for Neil Gaiman’s Sandman reference, loved it though 💕 ER, you’re incredible
That’s some good lighting
Always makes me sleep
I didn’t realize how late it was till I saw this video, when I opened I noticed I’m still awake at half past twelve. Oof. At least I don’t have school tomorrow, hopefully this will help me get to sleep!
Now I know how Sandman helps the children to fall asleep! He uses ASMR! :)
A coulorized, visual representation of God cresting the Sahara Desert.
Can you do a video of Soaked Floral foam crushing? I bet it would be A Hit from this Channel. 🙌👏
I'm reading a book about archaeology in the Middle East and now I totally think this is what ancient builders did during their break times out in the desert constructing stuff. In cuneiform though. Thanks, er!
Anakin:"i dont like sand"
Obi wan:"But do you have the highground"
Anakin:....
*_Spills sand everywhere_*
Thank you for posting. I'm going to school from now on!
I think when you have multiple tingles at once, we should call it an OrgASMR
I just know I'm gonna wake up with all that in my eyes!
Had to come back after rift made another video with the exact same title
This is oddly satisfying.
Dreams of war
Dreams of liars
Dreams of dragons fire
Favorite asmrtist
That is good sandwriting.
Aaah just in time.. I really needed smthg to distract me.. Thank you 💜
All i could think about were star war memes and mettalica 🤣
This would be super cool if the sand moved like that on its own
Time to sleep and relax!
I'm going to sleep listening to this
From 2:14 I thought he was definitely going to write help me.
He writes help then the video ends
these hands are so beautiful ✨✨✨
Mr. Sandman...dream me a dream...
I kind of just woke up, but I guess I’m going back to sleep
Over used internet joke #43,792!
Mr sand man makes me sleepy 😴
"Say your prayers little one..
Yay! A borntday asmr!
Very soothing
2:22
*every school monday*