U wanna know what age I learned about Ned Kelly? Yr2-idk when I’m in yr 8 and still learning about him FOR 6 FUCKING YRS I HAVE LEARNED ABOUT HIM CONSTANTLY
The entirety of my brother finding clothes in Australia was “ I’m not an eshay, not that!” and then me and the other younger siblings screaming ESHAY BRUH!!!
At 4:40 the only reason we freak out about magpies and not snakes is because if you leave kangaroos, snakes, and spiders alone they won’t attack you, but magpies don’t care that we leave them alone they just attack
They also have a really good memory. And the hold grudges like no one else! My dog chased one, like play chasing, and it had hunted him down everyday for a month... I mean, poor boy but lesson learnt. 😂
Who else had a literal panic attack when you walk into the classroom in Primary school and found the desks separate and a pair of headphones on each desk??? NAPLAN!!😢😢
One thing that will never cease to amaze me is how all aussies were taught the water cycle every year up until year 7 and the only thing any of us can remember is that rain comes from clouds
australia is the best, casually seeing bloody toddlers vaping cussing people at buss stops out random tenagers at woolies throwing milo tins at poor kids thats the life
I missed out on year 6 camp cause of covid but we got a bunch of other stuff the whole week we were meant to have camp. Monday: tour at optus Tuesday: cooking with the little kids Wedesday: going to kings park and haveing sausage sangas for lunch Thursday: going to the beach and getting sun burned in the aussie heat Friday: movie day and ice cream sundeas It was pretty fun
Yeah we live in tassie and every 2nd year our 5/6 classes travel up to Canberra to learn about politics and stuff I was so bummed we missed out but we still got loads of people to come in a talk to us about what it was like being in the government and stuff we also got food packs every day it was so fun but I wished we got to go to Canberra
Me: *nearly finished on my maths naplan but the not much time left* My teacher: just do random answers were nearly finished Me: *takes off sunglasses* excuse me what did you just say
I was playing Sea of Thieves and this (probably) foreign guy asked me “How are Australians still alive when you guys have shit like Blue-Ringed Octopus?” And I responded with “Oh, we just don’t go to beaches.. we just avoid that main area of.. shitters.” And he didn’t respond because he had already started talking with the other person on our crew. =/
Fun fact one time a senior beat up the principle, then the principle slipped and fell on his face The greatest thing I’ve ever seen We got put on lockdown and missed english Then the principle was so embarrased he suspended anyone who had a recording of the fight
Ok. Aussies only get scared by one thing. Doesn’t matter if it’s a spider, a snake, a shark, a Roos, nine of that shit phases us. But magpies- oh fuck nah we gettin outta that shiit
Every morning before roll call i remember hearing the crows going AH AHH AHHHHHH and the grounds keeper on the leaf blower and you could smell the fresh cut grass, at the end of the day if we had time the teacher would roll out the old as fuck tv on wheels and would watch around the twist or Steve Irwin
@@bobziiart yeah nah the term has been tossed around quite a bit for a couple of years, but with the surge in popularity of tiktok the term “eshay” has blown up
Just checked urban dictionary and a few entries directly state that eshay is another term for lad. Basically they’re young racist bogans who wear too much Nike and act like dickheads. Don’t know if they’re still known for rats tails, but lads used to be when I was in school. They might have a more modern trashy haircut these days.
ok but did everyone else learn about the first fleet and convicts EVERY SINGLE YEAR OF PRIMARY SCHOOL
Me
Yep
ME OMFG
I only remember really doing it in year 5.
Got Willem Janszoon, Abel Tasman, the whole lot of the first Europeans visiting Australia.
noooooo stop thats my life
I remember my principle and this kid had a massive handball competition and after the belll rang it still continued it was hilarious
Last year my class had a handball thingy and you used chalkboard and chalk to keep score sometimes the teachers played against the kids to
Lol
Who won?
Ty for all the likes
Idk I think the kid
Australians are just the most elite brand of human
We r tho no cap
We are, we 100% are
Fr tho we are
i love this country
True
Who remebers when the teacher used to say...
“If you don’t like what someone is saying to you say STOP I DONT LIKE IT”
I do 🤣🤣
Me 😂😂😂
i remember, early primary, a teacher telling me, i shouldve shouted that, when a classmate was bashing my head in the ground.
When my friend got hit in the face by a bully she said stop it I don’t like it in never worked
and put your palm out c a l m l y
You arent a real Aussie if you didnt learn about Ned kelly in school
I learnt ned kelly and Banjo patterson!
I haveto do ned kelly like every fuckin year and prob year 8 too🤣🤣
i actually had to waste an entire day due to Ned Kelly, out school took us to Old Melbourne Gaol and i dont even remember what we did there
I became dan jelly for a projected and I used paper to make the outfit
U wanna know what age I learned about Ned Kelly? Yr2-idk when I’m in yr 8 and still learning about him FOR 6 FUCKING YRS I HAVE LEARNED ABOUT HIM CONSTANTLY
2:50 as someone who lives in Melbourne and has for my whole life, this is so funny and relatable 🤣🤣
Yep
Same bruh
ikr
Same bruh
Omg same
I’m in year 9 this year and missed out on a 3 week New Zealand volleyball camp and like 3 other camps but at least NO NAPLAN!!!
same thing here am in yr 9 no Naplan which is agood thing but ts kinda sad to miss out on camp
I like NAPLAN tho, and I missed 2 camps
DUDE I’m half Australian and Half New Zealand. Trust me If you have went or been to New Zealand it is absolutely stunning
AMEN NNN NO NAPLAN
Missed out on going to Canberra but still had Selective 😔✊
I'm choking on my snags because of how relatable this is. 😂😂🤣
The entirety of my brother finding clothes in Australia was “ I’m not an eshay, not that!” and then me and the other younger siblings screaming ESHAY BRUH!!!
The classic: no hat, no play
No school today so pack your bags and go away
No only wierdos at my school sung this… Ok
@@bridie6439 It's me. I was the weird girl 😔
At 4:40 the only reason we freak out about magpies and not snakes is because if you leave kangaroos, snakes, and spiders alone they won’t attack you, but magpies don’t care that we leave them alone they just attack
They also have a really good memory. And the hold grudges like no one else!
My dog chased one, like play chasing, and it had hunted him down everyday for a month... I mean, poor boy but lesson learnt. 😂
Anyone else watch BTN in Primary School?
(Behind The News)
Oh my god yes my year 4 teacher would always put on BTN and round the twist
@@hilol4197 in year 3 round the twist was my teacher's go to
My teacher would literally put on whatever episode of it EVERY FRIDAY and we had to take notes and then turn that into an essay🙂
@@jinspinkmic7412 we watched it every Friday to.
Luckily all we had to do was sit there and watch it 🤣
@@jaimi123 Luckyy
All the Aussie’s watching this: OH MY GOD THATS SO TRRRUUUUUEEE THO
Yup
OH MY GOD THATS SO TRRRUUUUEEE THO
Who else had a literal panic attack when you walk into the classroom in Primary school and found the desks separate and a pair of headphones on each desk???
NAPLAN!!😢😢
One thing that will never cease to amaze me is how all aussies were taught the water cycle every year up until year 7 and the only thing any of us can remember is that rain comes from clouds
i did better at naplan than my whole year of grades put together for some reason lol
Impossible no one does good in naplan
I kinda like naplan though...
I did well even though I thought I did bad
Luckily I didnt have to do it last year! Luckyy mee
Naplan easy as shit tho lol
that yr 9 naplan one had me laughing so hard seeing as i didnt have it cuz of the pandemic, at least one good thing came from 2020
Bloody eshays 😂😂😂 BRRAAHH OGGDAYY ADDLLLAAYY 😂😂😂
2:11
Uhm I'm from UK what's an eshay
Is It like a chav
@@Bongosaurus_0 you just gotta search up “eshay” and the definition should be the first one there
@@Mariam-qb1qf thanks
@@Mariam-qb1qf chavs are like the people who talk with bad grammar and with a wierd accent and wear like nike tracksuits and wotnot
Imagine being in year nine during Covid and missing your last year of naplan, couldn’t be me
This is honestly my fave TikTok compilation 😂👌
australia is the best, casually seeing bloody toddlers vaping cussing people at buss stops out random tenagers at woolies throwing milo tins at poor kids thats the life
1:18 everyone can relate
4:41 doe it's sooo tru
Song?
@@the_duck399 hey ya but sang to the tune of Australia
the way i just knew that the last animal would be a magpie for the second last one
*sips tea while being rather confused in the UK*
tbh, handball should be a friggen sport, like fr, it takes real skill to play, especielly when the ball starts moving at lightspeed
These are all relatable and handball is the number 1 game
1:44 factsss
I missed out on year 6 camp cause of covid but we got a bunch of other stuff the whole week we were meant to have camp.
Monday: tour at optus
Tuesday: cooking with the little kids
Wedesday: going to kings park and haveing sausage sangas for lunch
Thursday: going to the beach and getting sun burned in the aussie heat
Friday: movie day and ice cream sundeas
It was pretty fun
Yeah we live in tassie and every 2nd year our 5/6 classes travel up to Canberra to learn about politics and stuff
I was so bummed we missed out but we still got loads of people to come in a talk to us about what it was like being in the government and stuff we also got food packs every day it was so fun but I wished we got to go to Canberra
3:15 is anyone gonna be talking about the pop/bobble heads in the back ground
Most famous Koala in Australia....BLINKY BILL
I’m a proud Aussie by heart.
Ok but WTH IS THE CREATURE AT 1:03??? Lmao
A possum
@@chrissiemartin4713 thank you! Lol I really couldn't tell what it was
I love Australian it’s my home
1:40 yep I applied for a job there lol❤
I legit saw some kid drop off his bike and run away after a magpie swooped at him. He left his bike in the middle of the road and ran lol😂
Me: *nearly finished on my maths naplan but the not much time left*
My teacher: just do random answers were nearly finished
Me: *takes off sunglasses* excuse me what did you just say
2:32 I am the opposite bc I’m ain’t excited for year 9 but OH HELL NO I AINT DOING NAPLAN AGAIN GOODBYE
Year 9 now and IM ALREADY DEAD
I just started yr 8 and today the teacher made us do a practice naplan
bruh the girl goes to my school
I had to do NAPLAN twice in year 9 because our class was lucky enough to test out the one for the next year.
I was playing Sea of Thieves and this (probably) foreign guy asked me “How are Australians still alive when you guys have shit like Blue-Ringed Octopus?” And I responded with “Oh, we just don’t go to beaches.. we just avoid that main area of.. shitters.” And he didn’t respond because he had already started talking with the other person on our crew. =/
1:36 i literally thought mcdonalds before she said it 😂😂😂
When you miss out on naplan bc of COVID😏
Same here!
the NAPLAN one tho 😂
NAPLAN: *doesn't happen*
Year 9s in 2020: LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Didn’t everyone want a new song for the bell song in primary school or is it just me ✨
The magpie one is sooo true 😂😂🪶
The best class prize you could get in primary school was a class hand ball comp, couldn’t get better than that, I was trash at hand ball tho 😂
Magpies are vicious things man😂
4:42 FCKING MAGPIE SEASON ISTG WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME 😭
haha the magpie one is so true
Omg guys guess what I got to skip naplan for year 5 bc of COVID and remote learning 😱
LUCKY
@@margaritapeggyschuylervanr2486 ikr haha
3:03 HAHA my step sister called my dad an eshay and he’s like what do you mean I created this style I’ve been dressing like this for 30 years
The eshay ones are so tru tho lmao 😂 😂😂😂😂
4:00 did one of the guys in the background just shout peppa pig
Omg lmao yeah
Fun fact one time a senior beat up the principle, then the principle slipped and fell on his face
The greatest thing I’ve ever seen
We got put on lockdown and missed english
Then the principle was so embarrased he suspended anyone who had a recording of the fight
The best representation of aussie teen is the vape
plsss make another one omg this is perfect
It's 3 am for me and this is recommended... Coincidence? *I THINK NOT!!!*
Anyone else hear peppa pig? 3:59
Me
Anybody else get the H20 reference? Or is it obvious and I’m stupid
@@xxskiipsixx7599 it’s obvious lmao
Me going into grade 5: ughhhhhh natplan this year noooo
COVID-19: *cancels Natplan*
YES OMG YES THATS WHAT HAPPENED TO MEEEE AND YAY AND GET NO NAPLAN THIS YEAR TOOOOOOOOOO
@BTheBookworm do thet do it in year 7?
CLEEEOOORRRR YEAH MAHHHH RIKKKIIII
cleo, emma, rikki, MATE!
Why does this hit me personally
Funny you say that because I am watching this at 3pm during afternoon
1:35 I had a job at a cute cafe at the age of 13😂
Ok. Aussies only get scared by one thing. Doesn’t matter if it’s a spider, a snake, a shark, a Roos, nine of that shit phases us. But magpies- oh fuck nah we gettin outta that shiit
I'm watching this at exactly 3 am in 2021
someone from my school is in this lol
lol same
Same
Nooooo 😭 not tn's with the Adidas 😭😭
"Mate I just need the rubber... can you pass it in because you've been showing me tiks toks for a whole hour'
Aussie Woolworths sells food, Southern African Woolworths sells Clothes TF....
i somehow managed to avoid doing naplan at all
im aussie and all of this is so true btw i thought naplan was in ever country
1:15 WHAT IS THAT
Every morning before roll call i remember hearing the crows going AH AHH AHHHHHH and the grounds keeper on the leaf blower and you could smell the fresh cut grass, at the end of the day if we had time the teacher would roll out the old as fuck tv on wheels and would watch around the twist or Steve Irwin
I didn’t have to do yr 9 naplan cause of corona! Yassss
The land of snakes, crocodiles and spiders. Boy am I lucky to live here
Lol last year I didn’t have to do naplan
1st to comment but 12 likes and these are so funny
i just got into year 8 and forgot about naplan- we didn’t do it last year haha
In year 3, we had a baby bat in the class lights :]
Our DP played handball with the boys the morning of our graduation before we all went in
My friend got detention for wearing a navy undershirt.
The school colour is navy.
🧠
You know your Aussie when your text for English is ‘the castle’
Who else remembers when you didn’t have your hat and somebody came up to and
said “No hat,no play so pack your bags and go away”
Holy shit ya man. I just realised there was no naplan in year 8 and I was happy. But the moment year 9 came along… I wanted to die
Everyone is talking about NAPLAN and then I just realised I just went into year seven today... My brain: oh shit NAPLAN 😪🙄
SAME OH NO
...I’ve lived in Aus my whole life how have I never heard the term “eshay” before
It’s a pretty new term that’s quite popular with the younger generation nowadays
i was looking for a comment like this, i have no clue what this new type of person is. Im only 22 i hate how old I feel when im not even fkn old.
@@bobziiart yeah nah the term has been tossed around quite a bit for a couple of years, but with the surge in popularity of tiktok the term “eshay” has blown up
I think it’s what people around where I live used to call “lads”.
Just checked urban dictionary and a few entries directly state that eshay is another term for lad. Basically they’re young racist bogans who wear too much Nike and act like dickheads. Don’t know if they’re still known for rats tails, but lads used to be when I was in school. They might have a more modern trashy haircut these days.
Luv lily graces 😂
Bruh that first is my school. Best day
The fact that the first one is literally my school... 👉👈
Nah the best first job is Bunnings. Then u can pay for ur own sausage. XD
I actually love Naplan
I-
How-
@@jinspinkmic7412 well...I like comparing it from the years before. Also it’s quite easy
@@mollieadele I guess so
4:07 that is one singular girl from my school-
Idk why but did great at NAPLAN at school
Aw crap I got naplan next year THANKS JULLIA GILLARDS
No one talking about the Peppa Pig goal at the background
I got to miss my Last naplan coz of covid. One good thing to come out of online learning 😊.
so relateable
POV:but your watching the second TikTok at 3 am