Michael Mcintyre Wishes He'd Named His Children 'Hey' & 'Oi' | BEST OF THE BEST | Universal Comedy
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- Опубликовано: 2 июл 2024
- Join Michael Mcintyre in this BEST OF THE BEST compilation from his shows Happy & Glorious and Showtime. Topics include the fun of watching women getting dressed, naming his children and the spelling of other people's names. He sure is the king of observation.
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That name pronunciation bit was genius
He obviously didn't see Graeme and Graham
Agreed especially when your name is "McKenzie, capital k with a c no a"
What about Jaydon, Jaeden, Jayden, Jaedon, Jaydan, and Jaedan?
@@Newt.--.Jaeden mikel mickl Micheal
Haha as a Sara without an H, I agree! That is literally my life. My yearbooks are basically half spelled correctly, and half with Sara and then a scribbled out h. Every time I go to Starbucks... Sara, no h. I know I shouldn't care, but it bugs me when it's spelled wrong lol
The way he walks and his hair flapping, make everything funnier!!
Donald Tramp who r u
@Donald Tramp the uk finds this man hilarious. We watch him every night at 8pm and its great.
@Donald Tramp i watch with just horror
@@pearple4441 Agreed, absolute HORROR when watching the current encumbant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.. especially from Britain..we cannot fathom how that imbicil was ever elected into office...my FAVOURITE recently spouted claim..."America will be back up and open for business by Easter Sunday.. it's my favourite day..such a bootiful day..my favourite day"..
far as I recall, Easter Sunday was April 12th.. we're now at August 1st..
just saying, Mr. Trump...
..pity, though, because Easter Sunday is his 'favourite day'!! 😂🤣
@@pearple4441 He EVEN kept the Queen waiting...what sort of arrogant moron DOES that?!! ..THEN..he went and walked in front of her (when inspecting troops at Windsor Castle).. arrogance, arrogance, arrogance!
Only Michael could impersonate a trolley and make it spot on 🤣🤣🤣
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Cannot believe he remembered all those name lmao, that cracked me 😂👌
When he talks about tights, he's forgetting jumping and Olympic-level gymnastics just to get them past the thighs.
He forgot the squats😂😂😂
Yes. The SUMO squats. Lol
And then you poke a hole with your thumb or snag the damn thing with a nail or a ring and here we go again...
Haha I thought the same thing, the jumping is the best part!
Absolutely, I thought he will jump. I always jump.
They don’t check your passports
They know you are British by the way you handle the rope system:
_”Put that passport away Sir, come on through..welcome home”._ 😂👌
Brilliant comedy
The person directing the spotlight must have a difficult time
Now, I can't stop following the spotlight.
Leah Marie : 😂
They most certainly earn their pay.
like care ...she's getting paid
All what i think about when watching McIntyre XD
The English, the only nation which can form an orderly queue of one.
This was brilliant and very funny. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You obviously forget about the Japanese, who are more orderly than any living creature.
@@katherineross8340 definitely. I remember seeing a picture where people put red stickers on different pages depending on where they are from. The UK page started ordered but half way down someone messed it up and it didn't repair itself while the Japan page was orderly the whole way down the page
about the tights- this is so true!! i thought i was the only, i'm so happy now XD
I have stupidly meaty hands for a woman and I inevitably pull a hole into the tights trying to get them on.
Now I know why stockings were invented.
@@danielfinch362 Stockings for sex and sexiness. Tights to finish off a dress or hide pasty unshaved legs.
He forgot the squats so the crotch fits.
Oh my god. I hate tights! It's part of my uniform, so I not only have to attend school, I have to be uncomfortable while doing it! My head teacher is an absolute BISCUIT
!
His kids are going to going to have some serious complexes when they grow up.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE WAS NO WALLY?"
@@chocolatcats what the fuck are you on about?
keri caye I think it was a joke nobody’s taking him seriously that he actually gives his kids drugs
@@chocolatcats... is your name short for "Karen". Just curious.
Nowhere in my comment did I reference him actually drugging his kids. Although that was a great part of the skit, I was referencing the "where's Wally" part. It starts around the 4:25 mark. Educate yourself.
Somehow everyone understood but you...
“Is there anyone called Jeff here?”
Jeff: Yes
Geoff: Yeos
As an american, I can confirm that it is, in fact, actually illegal to not yell "YEE haw" as you hurdle the airport queue ropes
I can also confirm this, it is extremely illegal. 😂
😂😂
man understands physical comedy so well - body language is on point, great delivery
At 0:35 I think he’s actually attempting the skinny jean dance
literally tho - after seeing this clip I noticed how my mum put on skinny jeans and she was doing the dance. I later asked my stepdad how he married her even after seeing the faces she pulls while doing it. good lord...
10:37 "Put that passport away sir, come on through, welcome home." Never laughed so hard
The way he described putting on tights was so accurate. It gets really fiddly once they're on the legs.
But he didn't jump
@@pizzalover885 , or squat. Lol
“I assume that Americans just,
*H U R D L E*
over the ropes.”
He’s so right that I feel violated 😂
Gold medal in Olympics right? USA!
As an American we actually do all of those, we limbo, we unhook the ropes and we jump over them.
Edit: I forgot about how we duck under the ropes, especially little kids because they are short
Emiliana Mestas ... however I don’t yeehaw!!
Victoria A Cruz Omg🤣, well I don’t either, I’m too Mexican for that
At O'Hare Int'l the ropes end up getting moved and people walk through the gaps.
Tom Foolery dude
Sometimes as an adult I still duck under the ropes... Just for nostalgia
Michael:” you find Wally and we will look for a life that we left behind before we had you two”!
Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Hilarious 😂😂
When I was in year 4 we got a new principal whose name was Geoff. I had never seen it spelt like that so for two straight years I thought his name was pronounced Gee-Off!
😂😂
Hilarious 😂😂😂😂. Gee-off shall now be stuck in my mind.
Oh I think I know him he was married to Gill. Three children: Sean, Stephen and Sarah.
High Ten nice one
Here in the States, when it's spelled Geoffrey, it is often pronounced /ʒ/-OFF-ree (beginning with a "French soft G" as in "Gigi") rather than like Jeffrey.
His funny gesturing is perfectly hilarious! I can relate so hard as a parent of 2, I'm dying!😂🤣
British and the airport ropes I think is so true 😂
I use the German method 😂
It would be even funnier if the British had knocked off one metal post by accident and put it back.
@@maberlin we would also apologise to the people behind us for slowing them down 😂
@@MissJALP1995For real?! I thought only Japanese would behave like that 😂
In Britain I always try to duck under the ropes but everyone gives me the look
“The waitros (spelling? We don’t have it in Australia) posh push: foooock off” 😂😂😂
I'm Australian and also haven't heard of it. Equally amused however with what you quoted lmao and adding range rover just nailed it
His walk and the way he talks reminds me of Johnny Bravo 😆
I've seen the bit about the name pronunciation at least twenty times and it still makes me laugh.
What a dancer he must be!
I can never drink anything when I watch Michael. I'd either die literally by chocking or die of embarrassment when I spit out my drink because I'm laughing so hard.
I am Turkish and lived in London for 2 years.I always love English people's respect for the others and endless patiance
"him impersonating his wife about his wifes heels has him sound like Stewie!" 🤣
Wait. German here. Are you telling me this is not actually how it goes in other countries as well?
Spaniards also unhook the ropes but they don't bother hooking them back after they've gone through.
@@LordBaktor 😂😂😂
As an American I totally do the Yeehaw! thing
I personally bring a pair of scissors with me everytime and cut my way to the front.
@@LordBaktor yep...that is what I do being Spanish...lol
I love him. He don't just stand and talk funny story's. He is using the whole body and all what a voice can do. I bet he is absoutely used up after a show 😁🙏
Hi from Norway 🇧🇻
That sha-UN always gets me!!!!!
6:30 the waitrose posh push 😂😂 his delivery is hilarious!
The explanation of a woman putting on her tights has me crying from laughing so hard. Because I can totally relate! He is hilarious on all his topics!
that waitrose thing is hilarious 😂
I love Michael McIntyre he’s hilarious!
You mean Bycle McEnfafel? (If you have seen his shows, that will mean something to you...)
I died when he did the names introduction thing
American here, and usually walk around the whole rope situation, then re-enter at the point where I'm supposed to be; often still ending up behind 2 or 3 people, but not going through the charade of respecting an inanimate object!
Regis Bodnar right, I refuse to do the maze unless there's a piece of cheese at the end. 🤣
Australian here and although I hate rules and try my best never to follow them, I was married to a man who was very boring. He would have died if I'd hurdled the ropes 😂😂😂
He is so clever, seems to nail my exact train of thought. The posh people for example doing the 'posh push' with the trolley, into another rangerover lmao 😂😂
I’m an American but even I instinctively take that 45 minute walk through the queue ropes... 😆
What about
Lee-Anne
Leann
Leanne
Lianne
Caitlin is the name with most spellings
And Lian
My name is Lianna (lee anna) and there is like 10000 ways to spell my name apparently
liana
leeana
leeanna
leeannah
leeanah
lehaneah
lianah
lihanna
lihana
the list goes on.
And Leean
@@gundorstoneskin5900 my names Caitlin 😂
My dad has a story about his friend Steven: You know in primary school when you have your peg for your coat with your name above it? Well on their first day, Steven got so upset, like angry crying, when he saw it said "Stephen" on his peg and their teacher came and asked him what's wrong and he's like "My name's Steven, not Step-hen!!"
aahh the waitrose push xD
2:49 I couldn't stop pissing myself after that 'GO TO SLEEP' bit!
Love these best of the best.
Calpol it's the drug of choice 🤣🤣🤣🤣 love it
Love how quiet it is just before the punchline at 6:30, giving it such an improved delivery.
wow he is actually a riot
I proper burst out laughing at the ‘waitrose push’
We need more Mcintyre on youtube. I've already ran out and already doing my 2nd or even 3rd re-binge
Yeeee Haaaaa!! This guy is so funny. I loved it.😁 Giddy on up, Giddy on out 🐎🤠
I go under the ropes as if they were infrared lights in a bank heist.
The names bit was fantastic.
Comedic Genius! My fav of all time
As an American, the "Yee-haw" made me spit mid mouth wash. To be fair, we actually usually just "Yee-haw"and walk around the whole thing, completely disregarding any sense of order. My grandma is Canadian an usually apologizes for our behavior.
I am half-American and half-British (raised Stateside) and I used to walk through the entire rope at financial aid in college, even when there was not anyone else there. Almost without fail, every time I reached the front, the desk lady would say, "Foreign exchange student?" LOL
Hahaha…split a gut at the Canadian grandma apology..so TRUE
Omg. The king of comedy.
It's funny cos it's TRUE, it's all so true!!!! 🤣
My favourite routine is his Waitrose routine it is amazing
My fav is the time his wife sent him to a weight loss camp. It was so funny but I love food so I don't think I would last a day there let alone a month!
The names one shows real talent!
Hands down, the BEST comedian on RUclips!
I love him so much so funny about day to day jokes keep it up Michael x
the 👠 👠 bit!!!! I died 😂😂😂😂
The drip hit the floor..just brilliant!!!!!
his nose whistles and hair flipping are the best
Love his wit about everyday life.
The tights story! On point! 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣 the heels
No need to take that Ancestry DNA test now, Apparently I'm 100% German...😂
As an American, I can confirm that we "yeehaw" over the ropes. 😂
Yeehaw my a@#! If my husband ever kicks that high I'm calling an ambulance, because he just tore every ligament in his leg.
Sarah Leonard Yeah, I think it’s best to have the emergency services on speed dial.
lol
Lol Sarahhhhhh
Hehe sorry just had to ...
I love the name bit so much!!!
So funny I watched it twice in a row!
that last bit i'm crying cause it's so true
Awesome stuff
He's so funny omg ! Can't stop laughing
The high heel part. 🤣
The airport joke is so true 😂
The names haha 🤣🤣🤣
The naaaammmmeesssss 😂😂🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏
The Waitrose posh "Fuck off" is just brilliant
This is amazing
ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH TFS
Loved his humour!! 😂🤣🙃
It took me absolute ages to realise that Sean is pronounced like Shawn.
Sean Bean (Shawn Bawn).
"Fock off"😂😂💀
9:49 in Ireland we are all leprechauns so we can walk under the ropes ❤️😂
Jakub Gdaniec daaammmnnn someone’s in a bad mood today
Omg 😂 the name thing 😂
Another different but same names are Neeve, Neve, Neave and Niomh. So it would be “let me introduce you to neeeeve, nev ee, nee aav and NIIIOOOOM!! (Car noise)”
Azuris Gaming I know someone who spells her nam niamph and pronounce neve
I know a little kid whose name is Caiomhe, pronounced Kee-va. I have no idea how her parents taught her any phonics....
Niamh
@@SmerkyRandomised That's an Irish name, and pronunciation is different because it is in traditional Irish language
I am pausing to laugh 😂 I'm dying
4:23 - Mr Duxbury's Lesson
Yee - haw! (yup. That is how we do it!)
I had a good laugh !!!
I once taught a class, in 1981 in a small rural town, where three girls were Jodie, Jodi and Jodee. Also, at another school, two students called Shannon in the class, one female one male. The best example with names that I know of, ( this is absolutely true ), is the former world champion boxer George Edward Foreman, who has five sons, all called George Edward Foreman ( George Junior and Georges III, IV, V and VI ). When asked why he named them this way, he replied "I wanted all my sons to have something in common". I also heard him say in an interview "If my wife calls "George", somebody always comes." If you made it up people wouldn't believe you, truth is stranger than fiction.
Omg that's just indulgent on his part but a major pain for his kids
5:15 WAITROSE
Brilliant.
As an American I can say that yes, we do hurdle them. Or we do the squat and duck under. Yup.
I like this comedian !!!!!
We go to Waitrose for out Christmas treat every year 😂😂
Haha I like this guy very funny
😂😂😂😂 waitrose posh push 😂😂😂