Cows are dicks. Have a friend who used to work on a milk farm and got kicked so many times for no reason that he starting carrying a cattle prod around.
@@WhatsWrong313nah man, legit he died, his friends had to write the comment. Unfortunately they were confused at what he was talking about then they died. So their friends wrote the message, but the the cycle grew and grew until someone was very incurious and just wrote “I’m fucking dying”
@@ErhansPradana erm, here in Europe - including UK - there is possibly only a few thousand 4 seater aircraft. As I'll never be flying in 1, it's not an issue for me
Hahaha my dad has been flying since 1993(I was 4yo) and he teaches me something new every time we go flying together, I’m still not sure I could land a plane.
We’ve all had the elevator moment. I remember being at a store with my fiancé and our daughter they were both walking ahead of Me. And a white girl built like a Clydesdale walks by a look aged see I’m in the clear. Rubber neck that butt. Only to turn back around and see my fiancé and daughter totally catching me in the act. My fiancé was pissed my daughter was actually the one kind of defending me. Same thing when I saw Nita Strauss in concert with Alice cooper. I completely missed the 25 foot zombie walking across the stage because I always mesmerized by Nita and her amazing beauty and guitar shredding skills.
As an aviation nerd there is only one thing you need to know it's how to use the radio. They will walk you thrue the rest. And as a passenger you don't even need that since the stewardesses normally know.
"Imma eat that one" got me rolling ☠️☠️😂😂
Cows are dicks. Have a friend who used to work on a milk farm and got kicked so many times for no reason that he starting carrying a cattle prod around.
Same! 😂😂😂
Me too 🤣🤣
Lol
plot twist: all will be eaten
The guy in the elevator with his wife and the other woman was funny sh!t😂
Yeah it was hilarious 😂😂😂
Marie Dee, thank me later.
@@brokenillusions244thanksl you bruv 😭
I would quiver too but I'm not married.❤😂
Ces deux là sont connus en France
Victor goin to be a movie director💀
Yeah 😂😂😂
@@ThisChannelMakesYouLaugh yeah and the actors is gonna be his partner and some dude she find online 😂
Viktor the director flip a script like Rob Reiner
Facts😂
I am??
My man is just trying to survive life.
Bro was struggling 😂😂
Meaning survive wife
😂😂😂
2.1k like 🙂
Shitttttttttt
Victor just standing there... MENACINGLY!!
iS tHat A jOjo rEfeRenCE!?
@@rohandhak5163
No its Sponge Bob reference
@@qwerty_its0296no this is Patrick
@@lil_shtoopid2204
It's Krasty Krabs?
“Imma eat that one!” I’m fucking dying 😂😂😂😂
You can’t be serious 🤦♂️
@@WhatsWrong313nah man, legit he died, his friends had to write the comment. Unfortunately they were confused at what he was talking about then they died. So their friends wrote the message, but the the cycle grew and grew until someone was very incurious and just wrote “I’m fucking dying”
@yo_it_sammyj4331 who is dying in this case, and why are you doing that to them?
@@WhatsWrong313yeah dude I ate the cow as well
@@WhatsWrong313it was fucking delicious
“To make sure your plane doesn’t crash, become a pilot.” Nice. 😂
Planes that I travel in have at least 2 pilots in the cockpit that's security locked throughout the flight
@@RiverMerseywhat if its a tiny civilian cessna
@@ErhansPradana erm, here in Europe - including UK - there is possibly only a few thousand 4 seater aircraft.
As I'll never be flying in 1, it's not an issue for me
@@ErhansPradanacivilian cessna's dashboard is VERY different from a commercial 767's.
3 years of academy training in 1 picture
First guy is a warrior
😢😢
Bro was struggling 😂😂
He's a survivor! 😤😅
congratulations youre a prophet.
im a survivor😂🤣.
Warrior? Nah, he's a simp!
@@TheTJshow2011Exactly I woulda been like: Her right t!t is 2X bigger than her left lmao. The girl he with is probably betterr.
''Are you going down?''
Nah im up already
😂😂
Her: Where you getting off at?
Me: Everywhere 😮💨
🎉🎉@@GrabLifeByDaPoosy
😂😂😂😂 that was funny 😂😂😂
Her: "Are you going down?"
Me: "If you want me to."
Bro in the first vid was struggling 😂😂😂
Yeah 😂😂😂
Just want her ig 😅
Marie Dee@@knight-xgaming
Everyone would struggle
Bro was struggling with his weight Yh, his titties are bigger than both of the girls’s😂
The last one 🤣🤣🤣
The guy at the beginning looks pretty calm and collected, in that situation i'd be a nerve wreck xD
Marie Dee you're welcome guys
My man
More like, Marie double Dee *padum tsss*
My Man
🫡
*goes straight to incognito mode*
With great powers come with great responsabilities...
But with great GYATs come with a lot of disturbances.
RIP That one
Hell. Nah man 😂😂😂
destructive disturbances to be precise
With great with powers with come with great with responsabilities with
“Imma eat that one”got me dying🤣
*the cows really got some motivation*
Plot twist: Diagram is of a Boeing 737 NG series. You are actually in an Airbus A320.
That’s it you’re done 😂😂😂 I’d start asking everyone who has the most flight time in MSFS.
Nah bro Id just jump at that point
underrated comment
@@SimRacingVeteran is xplane also good lol
When in doubt. Throttle out.
And last one is complete violence arrest him
Yeah 😂😂😂
I used to give all my calves names like Tbone, Big mac, Whopper, etc
@@macgyver9134bet your parents named you dishpit
@@macgyver9134I feel like Sirloin and Tomahawk would be good ones too.
Wow lady. HOW TF DOES IT TAKE 10 SECONDS TO READ A 737 COCKPIT!!?!?! 😭😭😂😂👏
😂😂😂
"if the pilot of you plane passes out, make sure you can fly a fucking plane"
Please pin so the bros can see it
1st clip - Marie Dee
Hero
More like Marie double dee
@@gaurav9396 underrated
You are a good man
The real MVP
LMAO!
Ranchers and farmers have great humor!
I miss my younger years at home.
I still carry minor trauma.
Shorty in the red at the start of the video is a temptational vibe . Got me wanting the sweat in a bottle.
Guys, if you're surgeon passes out, get a health degree and do it yourself
In Romania thehealth dregree is cheaper.
Great, I've committed that diagram to memory.
😂😂😂
One minute later, the airplane didn't return to the airport land 😂.
What if it's a Airbus, and not a Boeing?
Remember you need the pilot to open the cockpit so you can enter.
they have auto-land. just push the button@@sethmyers5666
The camera quickly panning back to the baby cow was f'ing hilarious 😂 😃 😄
Sometimes you gotta let animals know "I ain't having it today" 😂😂😂
That Dude in the elevator was fighting for his life😂😂
Sí Él Tipo Le Tiene Miedo Alós Ascensores
The little cow: "Wharra I do?"
poor little cow dragging into the mess😅
Wh🥁🥁🥁🥁 I do
The little cow caught me off guard so bad! That was hilarious
I got stomach cramps for laughing so hard!!! LMAO!!!
“Im gonna eat that one”😂😂😅
The first one was the best😂😂😂😂
The guy shaking the water bottle trying to drink got me 🤣
The first and last one was hilarious. I’m going to eat that one 😂😂😂😂
"ima eat that one, and then your next" (points to it's mom)
😂😂😂
Lost on the 1st clip. Buddy was FIGHTING DEMONS😂😂
According to The Matrix, most humans will look at the womin in the red 👗
“I’m an eat that one!” Caught me off guard.
Imma eat that one! XDD
Who scrolled on after elevator girl
sigma
Me and my wife would both be staring in the first one 😂😂😂
She get mad at you if you stare?
@@Agmaio once in a blue moon, but for the most part no. She will even point them out
@@brandonbeard8488 that's very cool!! What about her, does she stare at men, and if so do you express any feelings to her about that?
@@Agmaio ya she looks at guys at times, and maybe once in a blue moon it bothers me. But we all do it whether we admit it or not
@@brandonbeard8488 So when can I do your wife infront of you then
I've watched about 10 if these videos. The elevator clip is the first one that's made me laugh
That last one was fkn hilarious
Yes indeed it was hilarious 😂😂😂
This one was close to cracking me at the cows. But I am still undefeated
Name of the girl in first clip?
Susan
Bro the last one had me dying😂😂😂
Also I love your vids keep it up 🎉🎉🎉
I know it's a skit but that elevator one... how the couple kept straight faces is beyond me😂😂😂😂😂
I love how you narrate what’s happening before it actually happens
"Imma eat that one" got me dead
First guy had his priorities straight
Lady in red is absolutely drop dead gorgeous! 😍
Memorized, ready to save the world, boys?
MR GARRISON YOU CANT EAT HIM!! 🤔🤔🤔
"Are you going down?" Ladies first. 🤣
Woman in red squats, lunges, Bulgarian squats any type of lower body weight training will get that glued up
Victor is a straight villains name. Every victor in films is a menace.
Fun fact! Pressing the FO CRS twice, then the ALT button, lands any plane safely at the nearest airport.
The plane diagram got me good.
The man is in control !
Little calf is like “What the hell did I do!?!?”😂
Hahaha my dad has been flying since 1993(I was 4yo) and he teaches me something new every time we go flying together, I’m still not sure I could land a plane.
The pilot one got me lmao!
The farmer at the end had me in stitches 🤣🤣🤣
We’ve all had the elevator moment. I remember being at a store with my fiancé and our daughter they were both walking ahead of Me. And a white girl built like a Clydesdale walks by a look aged see I’m in the clear. Rubber neck that butt. Only to turn back around and see my fiancé and daughter totally catching me in the act. My fiancé was pissed my daughter was actually the one kind of defending me. Same thing when I saw Nita Strauss in concert with Alice cooper. I completely missed the 25 foot zombie walking across the stage because I always mesmerized by Nita and her amazing beauty and guitar shredding skills.
Bro was like “imma eat that one” got me laughed and the baby cow was like huh? what did I do?. 😂😅
that guy in the elevator is fighting for his life 💀
Destiny be always testing the first guy, remain focused brother... Your reckoning is just beside you.. 😂
Bro was fighting for his life in the elevator 😂
There is no law batman, I AM THE LAW !"
-Joker
Last one got me, as it hits close to home, i live in farm and we raised 1 cow almost yearly to be food for us
“Imma eat that one!” - Funny, that's what the guy in the first clip was thinking....
I'm sure those cows actually understood all of that, they won't talk back because they don't want to pay taxes.
😤 I'm onto them
LOL xD OMG that cow joke got me good xD
damn the woman in the red dress makes that dress look amazing :)
I wish I was this easily entertained
Hang in there buddy, it’s a quick ride down a few floors.
"If your pilot passes out. Become a pilot real quick."
the cow one was really funny
Remeber this lady, there are always 2 pilots in a plane
As a guy who grew up raising cattle from a young age that last one is so true.
The last one got me
They always fail to make me laugh😊
I’m dead 😂 didn’t even look like victor “did this” bro got other intentions
Plane layout? Got it. Fly with me, anytime.
Every man knows what they were look at for the first one.
Lil cow was like: WA🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁A DO???????
If you need to take control just acquaint yourself with the yoke. The other instruments aren't completely necessary
The co-pilot be like🥲
The Elevator one is
"Lord have Mercy, we must stay focused, brothers! we must stay focused
As an aviation nerd there is only one thing you need to know it's how to use the radio. They will walk you thrue the rest. And as a passenger you don't even need that since the stewardesses normally know.
iv been dying for 5 min when he said imma eat that one
Bro really had some beef with that cow
also the 1st dude is a fighter 💀💀💀
I remember the chick in the second part told us to insert virus in our resume so we can hack the HR computer 😂😂😂
The first one is like sneezing while keeping your eyes open 😂
Red dress it's always a red dress and I love it
Legends say he is still shaking from that 😂
We never dying to a plane with this instructional short🔥🗣️
Great to know all that! If only they trusted random people with flying an airplane!
Victor unknown skill unlocked.
All good but my favorite was actually "memorize this diagram". 🤣