Dolan closes his eyes, leans over, and lets out a loud, three-second long fart. Then the wet sounds of his intestines releasing old, smelly, crammed up food into the toilet can be heard immediately after. This intense wave is over in eleven seconds. He leans back on the seat and opens his eyes. That took a lot out of him. He's starting to sweat. It is clear that Dolan suffered enough for now. Now it is your turn. The smell coming from his freshly-formed produce is absolutely fowl. This room stinks worse than the wide dumpster right by your apartment, and that has not been cleaned in years! Your body reacts to his stench by covering its own face, facing the door. Dolan notices you rush to defense mode. "You know, *pants* if you don't wanna be here, you can just leave." he comments. A tear then sheds from your eye. Not because of his sarcastic, sick & twisted sense of humor. But by how strong the aroma of unflushed waste is. Like cutting onions, more tears start to cover your eyes. You start to squint them. "Dolan, please flush the toilet already!" you muffle loudly from your hands. He does as you wish. Slowly, his hand pushes down on the toilet flapper.. But nothing happens. He tries it again.. and again... "The toilet still won't flush!" Dolan says urgently. In a panic, you try opening the door again, but it is still locked! Aggressively twisting the knob, you suddenly hear him lean over the seat once more.
Chinese person here, I actually totally respect him for not saying it. You can never go wrong if you just admit that you can't pronounce it, as most people who attempt to pronounce it actually mostly fail or say it with a heavy accent. I don't get mad at people saying it with an accent, I just believe that it is ok for Pyro to back out of it.
5:30 Pyro could've mentioned that one of the most prolific professional players Mohammed Light got a temp ban off his commission earning creator code because he said the balancing team should be shot in the head
To play Devil's Advocate, I imagine the company doesn't want to namedrop a specific content creator, because they have no control over that individual, and whatever actions this person might take in the future, or what might be dredged up from the past. Don't get me wrong, Jynxi is incredible, but generally, companies are cowardly, risk adverse, and value control.
How many people are they even supposed to mention? There will be drama if they mention some names and left others. Nothing wrong with thanking the community as a whole in general
why did you put cowardly and risk adverse in the same place like that as a company being risk adverse is a logical decision done by them for good reason FOR their company its not cowardly sounds very contradictory. I know looking at a company like this is common and everyone wants to call it evil but if you were doing business you would do similar things cuz no shit a business's goal IS to earn money. I think this is normal jynxi isn't the only big content creator this game was still a pretty big game, even if they took his feedback there are other content creators too they dont want to name drop yeah, idk if they did but they could mention the community or give credit to the community as a whole that would cover it.
bro you're the only 2 comment i found actually speaking something related to the topic at hand, w*f is this comment section filled with inchoherent single braincell thought process
Dolan just posted a new tweet: _"Just bought this new camera. Gonna start posting more RL content"_ Under the text is a video. The video is a back shot of him at a beach, wearing a red bikini. He spreads his two duck glutes apart, lets 'em go, then slapping both right before the video ends. Most of the fans replying are flabbergasted.
7:55 nokk buff is truly needed not the silent step return but making her ability ACTUALLY ANTI GADGET it sucks to be able to walk across a camara perfectly fine but then here BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BECAUSE OF A DAMN ELECTRONIC TRIGANLE ON THE WALL
6:29 its kinda like they gave everyone a participation medal. Like asking a shitty historian why the allies won ww2, and them responding.... "so yeah like everyone contributed" , like thats true but not everyone sacrificed the same/ or even had the same role.
Jynxzi isn't angry because they didn't gave him credit. He is angry because of how out of touch the message is, literally giving themselves a pat on the back for doing EXACTLY what the community asked them not to do You clearly didn't watch Jynxzi's video
Bro titled is boomer slang. It comes from people crashing out in the 70s when they accidentally set off the tilt sensor on pinball machines while really into a game lol. Everyone under the age of 80 knows what that means.
the problem is that- my belly starts expanding "uuugghmmmmm... m-my belly..." i inflate like a giant balloon "s-so bigggg and rounddd..." my rolls of fat absorb the furniture "I think.... Something is coming...." i start farting and a giant toxic aura surrounds me "oopsie daisy!"
What is wronf woth people😀 the dude has a weird for fetish so what the most common fettish in the world is feet and step role play and from this comment im inclined to believe you're one of those people😭
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The situation situation is situational
Dolan closes his eyes, leans over, and lets out a loud, three-second long fart. Then the wet sounds of his intestines releasing old, smelly, crammed up food into the toilet can be heard immediately after. This intense wave is over in eleven seconds. He leans back on the seat and opens his eyes. That took a lot out of him. He's starting to sweat. It is clear that Dolan suffered enough for now. Now it is your turn.
The smell coming from his freshly-formed produce is absolutely fowl. This room stinks worse than the wide dumpster right by your apartment, and that has not been cleaned in years! Your body reacts to his stench by covering its own face, facing the door. Dolan notices you rush to defense mode.
"You know, *pants* if you don't wanna be here, you can just leave." he comments.
A tear then sheds from your eye. Not because of his sarcastic, sick & twisted sense of humor. But by how strong the aroma of unflushed waste is. Like cutting onions, more tears start to cover your eyes. You start to squint them.
"Dolan, please flush the toilet already!" you muffle loudly from your hands. He does as you wish.
Slowly, his hand pushes down on the toilet flapper.. But nothing happens. He tries it again.. and again...
"The toilet still won't flush!" Dolan says urgently.
In a panic, you try opening the door again, but it is still locked! Aggressively twisting the knob, you suddenly hear him lean over the seat once more.
the slop is slopping
The situation is situationally insane
The situation is fist pumping to dis 1
@adidasfan360 What in the actual fuck
"I think I'm pronouncing that right"
The entire Finnish population died on impact
For real. Pyro must have an overinflated ego to be like "yeah I think I'm pronouncing that right"
"Iikhaa Phannien"
10:20 bro is projecting 🫰💔
why is this shit so funny
Every accusation is an admission 😔
thank you for pointing that out
bro is the LAST PERSON to be saying "people will want more overtime"
Yeeeaah, I was having the same thought when he said that lmao. There are millions of guys who would pay for a normal robot gf.
I WAS GONNA SAY THIS LMAO
I’m so inflated oooh I’m so large
Digital footprint
How old is that frog?
Send pic
@adidasfan360 too old for Trumpstein duo
0/
I already forgot
Idk what you're referencing but same
The situation is forgettable
11:16 not knowing how to say shanghai is crazy
Chinese person here, I actually totally respect him for not saying it. You can never go wrong if you just admit that you can't pronounce it, as most people who attempt to pronounce it actually mostly fail or say it with a heavy accent. I don't get mad at people saying it with an accent, I just believe that it is ok for Pyro to back out of it.
@abstractcells4947 ITS SHANGHAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY DOG PRONOUNCES IT CORRECTLY
He's British, butchering non-english names is a genetic trait for him
He pronounced it at 10:00
@liam8333ahh i see, my bad 🙌
i saw that title change pyro
whats the og one
What was it 😂
@xpPhantmthe jnxi situation is sad
@Jrocs9jynxi situation is sad
@vvwaaoh thank you
Can someone actually have a comment about the actual fucking topic of the video instead of LARPing like a clavicular kick stream chat
Just slopping to slop ✌🏿
That's gonna be hard to do. This is his audience. But yeah supercell is not doing itself a favor
I don't get why people do that are they doing it ironically or trying to be cruel
@willow1545they are trying to be the top comment because they share the same one braincell amongst them
@anantrawat2311oh ok thanks 👍
"jynxi" metro's booming strikes again
Metros booming: call of Pripyat
11:00 Holly projection brother
Projection sorcerer
Unsubbed after that
xd
@sircartier4422
did it really take you that long? glad to see you're doing better brother
@son-of-gray-blue yea also since he started laser shaving his face was kinda weird, is he a femboy now?
who's "we"?🥀
me
@paclenny well you're surely not me.
"Who's we" while you literally paid for a membership. Shut up. Yes, we, as in, you and him, because you are both losers.
@themimic7831 What about us?
@conq1273me n u, we gucci, ain no problem with us
13:55 bro talks like a smiling friends character
Im glad someone else noticed this
i was legit thinking if he voice acted in it
i think its a new oc. hes done it other times also
"I was just wondering if you wanted to hang out with me and smoke weed and fill our bellies with DIET soda and play Burnout: Revenge for the PS2."
his nose probably works like that paperclip
0:46 "think I pronounced that right" proceeds to cast some black magic that isn't even close to the name.
Honestly can't blame him, no one except the Finnish can pronounce Finnish lmao
Finne detected❗️
11:15 Pyros never heard of Shanghai??
Lmao
He's bri'ish
Bro made a video about Kane and lynch and forgot how to pronounce Shanghai
Literally says it at 10:00, for sure an editting mistake
Original title: the shoe statue commission situation
The fartslop gasmaxxing inflationcel situation is insane
the jestermaxxing pyrocel comment situation is crazy
Thanks for giving me a stroke. I can finally get a PTO
the jejessica_ath comment situation is preposterous
F.F best girl
The fartslop gasmaxxing inflationcel situation is bloated
Meanwhile in Geometry Dash, there are rated levels dedicated to Jynxzi, and Robtop joined his stream...
Indie game vs. corporate game. the difference is simple
its also a much better game overall.
@nevize6660 I like your profile picture
9:04 me thinking he's about to say Fear and Hunger 😂
May as well be with the mod he's using 😭
the sad is situation
Philosophical twist: Is the situation sad?
Jynxi situation is sad ❌
Jinxys situation is sad ✅
Jynxzi becomes an Umamusume streamer now.
I would unironically watch that. I like jynxzi a lot but the only game I liked that he streamed was Clash
the situation is insane²
Only pyro could make a 15 minute video on one tweet
We have robot Belle Delphine before GTA6
2:18 probably because if they admit the success is only because of jynxsy they'll be admitting the game sucks
This is why you dont glaze any game unless sponsored never worth it
Nah trust, giving free evo barbs during the collab with Michael Bolton saved the game.
Original furry: I love big fat titles
you like titles
This jit cracks titles
job bro had one
5:30 Pyro could've mentioned that one of the most prolific professional players Mohammed Light got a temp ban off his commission earning creator code because he said the balancing team should be shot in the head
Bro expects Pyro to actually do research 😭😭😂😂😂
Metros booming Pyro won't do shit😭😭
@2:43 wouldn’t u know
0:11 "+4 mult" ahh sound
elite ball knowledge
Elite ball(atro reference), holy +2
@xTunis1a bro
@xTunis1a mfs call anything elite ball
@xTunis1a mf thinks balatro is reddit niche chudgus game 🥀💔
Asot but i cover only 2 situations
Aslop
dont compare this slop to asot plz
0:11 minor flash back to part 4 of jojos right there, on sum enigma type shit
Jynxi's Bizarre Adventure: Clash is Unbreakable
0.6 seconds of Enigma theme
I don’t get it
@rjaysnewgroove9908enigma from jjba has a theme that sounds like the noise he played
pryo must be sad that the chinese robot isnt fat 💔
To play Devil's Advocate, I imagine the company doesn't want to namedrop a specific content creator, because they have no control over that individual, and whatever actions this person might take in the future, or what might be dredged up from the past. Don't get me wrong, Jynxi is incredible, but generally, companies are cowardly, risk adverse, and value control.
I was going to leave a similar comment. Giving credit to a screaming 20-something creator doesn't look good to the crusty old investors.
True that, they try to take the safe route. Unfortunately they didn't think much about it. Like pyro said, should've just said community instead.
How many people are they even supposed to mention? There will be drama if they mention some names and left others. Nothing wrong with thanking the community as a whole in general
why did you put cowardly and risk adverse in the same place like that as a company being risk adverse is a logical decision done by them for good reason FOR their company its not cowardly sounds very contradictory. I know looking at a company like this is common and everyone wants to call it evil but if you were doing business you would do similar things cuz no shit a business's goal IS to earn money.
I think this is normal jynxi isn't the only big content creator this game was still a pretty big game, even if they took his feedback there are other content creators too they dont want to name drop yeah, idk if they did but they could mention the community or give credit to the community as a whole that would cover it.
bro you're the only 2 comment i found actually speaking something related to the topic at hand, w*f is this comment section filled with inchoherent single braincell thought process
13:55 did pyro voice charlies nan in hell from smiling friends
“I cursed and said damn”😂
Was looking this comment
lmaooo beat me to it my friend
14:43 bro has some personal experience
You’ve made the same Hasan chat stun lock and Asmongold eyebrow raise joke in like the last five videos
What mfs b like when the slop is sloppin'
Do you know the definition of insanity?
@danthewafflelord3059mmm i for one love eating shit! Yum yum yum dookies in my tummy mmmm!
Slop
@Arshia-u8y more like sludge it's gotten so damn viscous
Jynxzi has the ability to revive a lot of games, he started playing rocket league and boosted the player count by like 400,000 since he started
That’s mentioned in the video
That’s mentioned in the video
Being a niche is better than having to deal with the idiot kids he brings in
@Demiuuu theyre new, eventually the new best player might be among those little "kids"
@Demiuuu if you're a ignorant player like yourself sure but without new players coming in when old players are leaving...a game would die
Why is pyrocynical genuinely a good VA choice for a smiling friends gag character
a series of tubes lite version
The "Voice Acting" at 13:56 is phenomenal
another one of his multiple selves coming out...
his condition is getting worse
only 12 more years before I can have a Connor in my house
This is not a situation… its an execution
Then slop my second...
Original Title: Oh~ My big, fat, round belly is so full of poo~ Oooh~
Get therapy
Why is this comment section so weird bro?? I don't belong here 😢
If the sexbot doesn’t have a bear or Mindflayer model then I’ll wait. ☠️
4:46 tf wrong with yo voice here
"resPECt"
Just a few more years and we will able to buy catgirl robots.
that’s the reason why WE haven’t ropemaxed yet 😂🙏
Nokk silent step reference? 8:45
I wrote my college essay listening to this, my brain is so fried.
Sloppy sloppy! I love slop! I’m so big and gassy, slaps my big belly
Dolan just posted a new tweet:
_"Just bought this new camera. Gonna start posting more RL content"_
Under the text is a video. The video is a back shot of him at a beach, wearing a red bikini. He spreads his two duck glutes apart, lets 'em go, then slapping both right before the video ends. Most of the fans replying are flabbergasted.
we are NOT letting this go unnoticed
Mark this to be the day that pyro finally closes his legs
Close enough welcome back ASOT
If you Rule 63 Pyro's character, "her" belly usually looks the same in almost all drawings. It only has a touch of fab.
Clipfarm got so out of control he can't even pronounce Shanghai
9:10 pretty sure that wolf skin mod is specifically included with another mod.
Oh so I'm not crazy. It IS that mod 🥀
@silkswitch explain
@Stellerdud vore mod
@silkswitch yea idk what els i exoected
Bro would take any kind of slop no matter where it came from
jynxi
without the z
Jinksy
what ever jynxi touches gets revived the fact they didn't give him credit stings
7:55 nokk buff is truly needed not the silent step return but making her ability ACTUALLY ANTI GADGET it sucks to be able to walk across a camara perfectly fine but then here BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BECAUSE OF A DAMN ELECTRONIC TRIGANLE ON THE WALL
that triangle that a majority of ops have btw. she cant evn get past that shitbits so stupid man the anti intel op ISNT ANTI INTEL XDDDDDD
Bro doesn't realize he's already reviving rocket
6:29 its kinda like they gave everyone a participation medal. Like asking a shitty historian why the allies won ww2, and them responding.... "so yeah like everyone contributed" , like thats true but not everyone sacrificed the same/ or even had the same role.
9:22 That was a zinger all right
4:12 it’s always the same damn examples WE GET IT
Yeah so cringe
and its not even funny
Calm down nephews, you're watching a pyro vid
Bros a Hassan an asmond fan
Hes running out of bits
i thought i'm imagining the balatro music
Please upload more on the Clav frame mog tragedy
thanks for the double slop while i look at another screen
Jynxzi saved Clash
The second asu framemog has hit the clavicular
"eka panaem" 💔
Pyro's life is sad
Jynxzi isn't angry because they didn't gave him credit. He is angry because of how out of touch the message is, literally giving themselves a pat on the back for doing EXACTLY what the community asked them not to do
You clearly didn't watch Jynxzi's video
this is the stuff they warn us about in black mirror
14:55 or or hear me out hear me out You could go outside and talk to a real girl i know crazy idea
“Los Polos’ I’M DONE
Gassy brappy farting chair
The first comment is gassy brappy farting chair. Nice.
just a guy goin on a powertrip cause the CEO did a safe announcement
2:15 unc is trying to use clash lingo to relate to the youngins 🥀🥀🥀
Wym
Is tilted what you're calling Clash lingo because that's hilariously naive
This is like calling aave 'gen z slang'.
Bro titled is boomer slang. It comes from people crashing out in the 70s when they accidentally set off the tilt sensor on pinball machines while really into a game lol. Everyone under the age of 80 knows what that means.
Tilted has been around for YEARS
the situation is a situation indeed
the problem is that- my belly starts expanding "uuugghmmmmm... m-my belly..." i inflate like a giant balloon "s-so bigggg and rounddd..." my rolls of fat absorb the furniture "I think.... Something is coming...." i start farting and a giant toxic aura surrounds me "oopsie daisy!"
please stop
please continue
Two types of men
Beautiful 🥹🥹
What is wronf woth people😀 the dude has a weird for fetish so what the most common fettish in the world is feet and step role play and from this comment im inclined to believe you're one of those people😭
situation situation situation situation
oh my favourite content creator jynxi
Brother Wisconsin is America’s Ireland
5:07 easy to understand why ppl dislike this fella...omg how annoying can one dude be.
ego filled guy does numbers for being annoying
Loud = funny 🙄
Why we meat riding clash royale. Like him or not hes right 😂
@Bigbong-l5xMost of his content is being loud to entertain people, but here its literally just justified anger.
Can’t wait to see the pyro commissions for clash
”Iicaw Panien, I think I’m pronouncing that right” bro didn’t even try
that they removed the starcode from jynxzi was just the needle in the coffin
My dopamine is slopped
Bros siting like that to rage bait at this point
wait why is my belly inflating oohhh noooooOOOOO*OOOOOOOOOOOO*
,
The Rent situation is sad
The proliv situation about the jynxi situation is crazy
we eating well today
2 stories = series = ASOT IS BACK BABY
Jynxi and Ken carried clash Royale, meanwhile the devs are blowing themselves for adding bad update after bad update
Situations situation is situationally situational
CEO try no to be out of touch challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
I had to tab back to youtube when hearing tribal hunter
Bro just wants to make a series of tubes all over again
It's like Pyro's auditioning for a Tim Burton film whenever he puts on a voice.
Innovative slop, 2 stories in one - truly the messiah of youtube
Original title: The Tribal Hunter Situation is Inflated
The situation situation is crazy sad insane
"loss paulos"