RT Cut Short #62 [January 2019]
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- Опубликовано: 2 фев 2019
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Timestamps:
WE'RE BODY PILLOWS NOW - Unboxing Stream Highlights - 18:56(focus fire, literally)
Podcast #525 - 57:52(gavin hits lindsay in the face)
Minecraft #336 - Clue - 0:12(gavin moonballs lindsay's nose)
Halo 3: LASO Part 7.2 - 10:43(missile went WOOOWANG)
Lindsay Wins Again - GTA V - 24:03(seal team tim), 0:50(michael's analog stick)
Halo 3: LASO Part 7.1 - 0:36(gavin angers michael)
Mother Simulator - Play Pals - 16:30(baby basket)
NHL 18 - RouLetsPlay - 11:39(worst goalie)
Dead By Daylight with Fiona Nova - 5:35(fiona jumpscare), 7:18(yeah x3), 15:36(got away x3), 25:02(blind)
Podcast #526 - 0:55(barbara the fake fan), 16:14(jerk to blaine), 20:14(let me know nvm), 1:02:35(me, me, me, me)
Podcast #525 - 1:19(gus and gavin), 30:48(not a tesla owner), 1:02:54(2nd hand smoke banter), 1:05:12(NOT A TESLA), 1:15:16(camera fun)
AHWU #457 - 9:55(uncalled moonball)
Minecraft #345 - 6:11(lindsay's raindeer)
Lindsay Wins Again - GTA V - 11:34(tug panic), 17:55(chaos), 26:05(jack last), 33:31(savage lindsay), 41:27(touch my wife)
MATT MOVES IN - Shenanigans - 5:16(Jack desk shenanigans), 6:35(the desk), 10:55(matt's desktop)
G.T. Aliens - GTA V - 6:20(matt's desk), 13:17(matt ball)
But Wait, There's More - Let's Roll - 8:40(flex tape), 9:34(good as new)
Last Year: The Nightmare - 26:35(ryan's fall), 26:58(jack's fall), 41:28(REAL BIG)
Podcast #527 - 1:16:49(campfire sunburn), 1:25:20(sunburn white people out of context)
One Night Ultimate Werewolf - Let's Roll - 10:08(chaos giggle fit), 12:35(reason why gavin is laughing), 14:08(reason again)
Minecraft #346 - 9:45(blew/didn't blew), 27:59(pregnant), 33:05(path repaired agony), 36:31(distraction to path explosion)
Ultimate Chicken Horse #14 - 31:28(open the door!)
Off Topic #164 - 28:47(voice acting for max), 1:01:38(off topic is where knowledge goes to die)
Viscera Cleanup Detail #3.1 - 11:21(again?!), 28:16(you killed me)
Kamek's Tantalizing Tower - Super Mario Party (PART 1) - 16:41(hidden), 31:14(crab smash)
Off Topic #165 - 1:50:40(michael and chad voice message), 2:19:55(response)
Resident Evil 2: 1 Shot Demo - Let's Watch - 16:30(michael and the knife),
REVENGE OF THE NERDS - Last Year: The Nightmare - 4:03(michael nerd)
Titanfall 2 - jan:LOCK - 28:05(jack got 4)
Golf It! #22 - 5:31(jack full power x2), 8:43(michael bully), 16:30(geoff rage to damn it x5), 19:20(gavin bully)
Let's Watch - Thief Simulator (Pt 2) - 22:21(Poke-thief), 28:02(you suck)
Marvel's Spider-Man: Turf Wars DLC - Let's Watch - 33:09(objectives), 33:26(pianos count), 37:19(equalize face), 42:02(hit him with everything), 44:00(surprise!)
Off Topic #163 - 43:54(visual gag), 55:48(jack's softcore past), 1:09:45(69 humor)
Halo 3: LASO Part 4.1 - 8:50(alfredo the blue elite), 12:35(snow plow hog), 27:10(please no to celebration kill)
Halo 3: LASO Part 4.2 - 1:14(gavin vs chieftan)
Halo 3: LASO Part 4.3 - 0:07(ryan teamkill), 24:05(gavin teamkill)
Halo 3: LASO Part 5 - 15:55(sword brah), 17:38(sword man), 26:31(slitty),
Halo 3: LASO Part 6.1 - 0:15(owwwwwwwwwwwww)
Halo 3: LASO Part 6.3 - 0:10(jeremy's ride)
Halo 3: LASO Part 7.3 - 3:29(michael panic), 25:30(panicked gavin)
Halo 3: LASO Part 7.4 - 21:34(hammer teamkill)
Halo 4 - jan:LOCK - 16:10(almost freak out)
Minecraft #347 - 2:49(gavin's hotdog context), 3:39(jack neck hurts, tie in matt's moonball hit), 5:53(baby geoff), 12:10(trevor skulkor and hotdogs), 15:13(the freak), 15:28(look behind you), 15:50(lava), 33:13(kid murder to another murder), 36:50(jack murder #3)
Minecraft #348 - 1:53(ryan gets the last kid)
RT Life: Mech Battle - 1:44(mech confrontation), 3:05(not gus!) 
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10:57 Trevor: "Is this the desk he made with his dad?"
Geoff : *Kill Bill sirens*
Best moment of the year so far.
I laughed for a good half-an-hour when he said that!
He looked like Theon Greyjoy as Reek for some reason
Geoff :o
Luckily he can turn that "D" into a "P" and have his own initials on it
I love the look on geoff face when he realize he's cutting the desk that jack and jack's dad made xD
The desk they think in the moment jack made with his dad. Jack tweeted about it. It's just an ikea desk :)
@@marieleelee Thank you, ive been worried about something like that being damaged since i first saw the video months ago and any time since. Great to know it wasnt a tragedy 😅
And then he keeps doing it anyway
@@Mrtheunnameable at that point he just decided "Well I've already damaged it this much. Why stop.".
Jack getting hit in the throat with a moonball may be my favorite RT content to date. His gurgle reminds me of the grape lady, his eyes roll back. It's a scene of pure comedy and I love it.
That was the funniest thing I’ve seen in my entire life
7:35 for those who want a quick and easy reminder!
Ranks right up there with the always inevitable chrome domeing of Jeremy.
I like how at 0:51 Gavin is describing what the fuel rod did while he happens to perfectly sync it with another fuel rod doing the same thing
7:35 Jacks face and noises were actually severely concering
His eyes rolled to the back of his head, I felt pretty bad
I was waiting for to see what you said... now I see why. He looks like a demon is coming out of him
It was hilarious
R A I feel like he started overreacting, trying to make it out more than it was, then realized that it really fucking hurt
Close your eyes and use your imagination
Only in AH would someone aggressively yell for their colleague to touch his wife.
"JACK TOUCH HER!" "JEREMY TOUCH MAH WIFE"
I absolutely lost it to that lol
Well, have you been to this wonderful website called pornhub...
37:00 is one of the funniest cuts I've seen in a while
“My neck is hurting me right now” *smack*
10:10 "touch her jeremy, come on touch her, touch her, jeremy touch my wife" 😂😂 i lost it
7:35 That is 100% the worst Moonballing we've seen yet.
7:35 That's the sound of a man choking on his own adam's apple.
Its never to late for a RT Cut Short.
Lindsay Wins is still the best thing I’ve ever seen this year and this is only January
Same
"Woah did you see that fuel rod, it went 'wuhyaang'"
-Gavin Free 2019
7:32 is pure magic
They cut off the desk Jeremy reveal lol
If thats what you call slitting Jack's neck then yeah.
41:37 “Fuck 2019” -Jack. He had no idea what was coming.
Haha so funny haha 😐
10:55 That face you made in elementary school when you got caught carving into the desks
Right or when Geoff realized he needs to take another sabbatical.
Michael: Who the hell is JD?
Geoff (very pleased with himself): Jeremy Dooley!
10:55 when Jack finds out about this, he's going to sign Geoff's car with a key.
30:20 Geoff. Your kid is right there man lol
Ashley allin she’s already a tainted teen. No reason to hold back now (I wonder what Iris will be like as a teen)
8:44
Geoff's "Why am I dead?" is probably one of my favorite quotes ever
Trevor asking Geoff: "didn't jack make this with his dad??"
Geoff's reaction: 😨😨😨😨😆
7:36 best moment seeing jacks eyes roll back
Millie: HAHAHA 69
She’s awesome
She is Geoff's kid, love it how he busts up laughing
Like father like daughter 😂
31:23 she really is Geoff’s daughter
Thunder Bird jeremys confused expression 😂😂😂😂
Honestly, I was more along the lines of "Really? Gents, Turn ON your social filters. Geoff's teen daughter DOESN'T need to hear grown-ass men talk about graphic sexual content."
But that's just me....
falseprophet141 you are too much of a snowflake to be on the internet
@@falseprophet1415 the fuck is wrong with you?
I'm sure its been said already, but sunburn is caused by UV radiation released from the sun, not by heat (which is infrared radiation). This means that it is not possible to get sunburned from a fire, as fire doesn't release UV. Remember wood burns at around 600 Celsius, whereas the surface of the sun is more like 6000 Celsius.
Thank you for that clarification
28:21 _Ryan_ made that noise?
I honestly thought Jeremy smacked Ryan, it took quite a few rewatches to figure it out
@@AngelOfTheMad what did he do? That's what it looks like to me but I can't imagine that's what happened lol
@@milessmith6611 Jeremy smacked the arm of his chair, which I think startled Ryan into making that noise.
Michael was so protective when Lindsay got hit in the face
You know it’s a good day when you see “RT Cut Short #whatever” and it’s 40+ minutes :)
15:50
It hurts to laugh atm because of a flu but that is just so funny
Geoff's face when Trevor said "Isn't that the desk he made with his dad?"
39:52 Execute order 66
I synced up this clip with Anakin's Betrayal from the soundtrack and it was beautiful. Best laugh I've had in a while.
Yes my lord
8:00 I love how Michael's wallpaper is a fat Sting.
36:18 "Atta boy, Master Chief."
Gavin super speed spins and slams Jeremy in the face with a grav hammer.
*"THANKS!"*
Almost choked on my rice right there.
Some of the best content from AH so far... in one nice package. Love you, hembo!
Matt almost assassinating Jack with a Moonball is gonna go down in AH history books.
7:36 Jack: Go to ahwu- AUGHAEGHUAGh
Uncalled! Uncalled! Punishment!
7:33 is one of the best ever AHWU moments. RIP
RT had an amazing start to 2019
Bless this series
7:33 best way to start a new year!
All of January?? Hembo, you absolute madman!! Thank you!
*GET OUTTA HERE TREVOR*
This was the best highlight video I’ve ever seen. I’m still laughing really hard and I’ve been laughing for over an hour!😂
Thanks guys, this perfectly represents the life in the business/tech world.
I remember seeing 0:01 live. Literally made me fall out of my chair laughing 🤣
I just love the little touches you do, Hembo. The video title defocusing with the first clip is such a minute detail, but I love it.
Thank you for doing these :)
7:33 death by Moonball confirmed XD
I cant even blame gavin for that throw
Jeremy: "Sea Team Tim"
Micheal: "Shut the fuck up!"
Jack, Jeremy and Greg doing Millie's homework is the funniest thing I've seen in my entire life!
Geoff's laugh alone can cure cancer!
38:22 those poor hotdogs. ;_;
10:56
*WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!*
Can't wait for the reaction video to Jack getting tweets about what Geoff did to his precious desk
Trevor Lassig bit late, but it wasn’t the desk he made with his dad. He responded to someone, it was just an IKEA desk.
Someone: *breaks expensive shit*
AH: I sleep
Someone: *doesn't call MoonBall*
AH: *REAL SHIT?*
Thanks Hembo!! Hope you had a great holiday!! 💙
2:06 Gavin's squeak is in time with the music
"A campfire is a really small star."
- Burnie Burns, 2019
Good to see another one.
THANK YOUUU YOU'RE GREAT
10:57 Trevor: "Is this the desk he made with his dad?"
*_"Its was at that moment Geoff knew, HE FUCKED UP"_*
Ryan’s legitimate disappointment at 12:45 for some reason is absolutely hilarious to me 😂
That thumbnail is gold
Trevors face at the end of the video is priceless, such a scared look
I lost it when Jack got the moon ball in the throat lol
10:56
Cut to black. Cue "Curb Your Enthusiasm" theme.
At 7:33 jacks eyes scared me when he got hit in the throat
Holy fuck!!!! 43 minutes? This is heaven!
Goddamnit do I have to go back and start watching Minecraft again? That rocket launcher bit was hilarious
Paul B the new galacticraft is pretty good
‘is this the desk he made with his dad?’
we’ll be right back!
I'm cackling still over Michael's increasingly aggressive "WHO HIT HER?" in the beginning of the damn video.
"Flex tape that shit! *slap* it's good now..!" lmao😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The face Jack made after getting hit in the throat
Love you Hembo❤
Jeremy's got a great laugh
“So what’s it like being on this couch? Is it shitty?”
“No it’s a nice couch”
“…”
“I don’t mean the couch specifically, I mean the experience”
😂
You're a legend
Jack saying AHWU and then getting hit in the throat with a moonball has potential as an intro.
Michael telling Jeremy to shut the fuck up is my favorite moment in the video.
6:33 for the thumbnail.
Millie's 69 comment just proves that she has one hell of a bond with Geoff
7:33 I actually laughed out loud!
These always make my day, I really appreciate all the work you do to put these together!
I didn't expect Gavin shouting "You're worse than Herod!" to break me, yet here we are.
GEOFF'S FUCKING FACE!
"Is this the desk he made with his dad?"
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck that got me!
10:55
I love Achievement Hunter justice tis a beautiful thing
1:01 makes me laugh way too hard
Geoff_Panic.exe has stopped working
Oh hell yeah
That fucking face Geoff makes at 10:58 is awesome
"I don't know what he is? What are you, you laughing fvck?!" :D The way Jeremy said that would have killed me instantly when I'd been in this room, I would be like Gavin on the floor :D
Lindsey's laugh is great
Thank you Hembo ^-^
As someone who has a very similar looking desktop I can confirm half of it was organised half of it wasn't or all of it isn't
Hahaha. When Jeremy says seal team tim you could hear Michael turn to him and say shut the fuck up.
How it feels to chew 5 Gun: 7:36
@7:33 that moonball throw lol
31:25 Jeremy's face at Millie giggling at 69 lmaoooooo
@10:58 when the content hit a human note and Geoff had a human emotion... xD
The feeling when a HemboHero video gets more views than an actual Achievement Hunter video. I'll go get my walker now and sit in my corner.